HOT DRANKS

Follow HOT DRANKS
Share on
Copy link to clipboard

Join Latter Day Twaint & Jack Coffee as they discuss Mormonism, Utah, republicans, single-parenting, sex, depression, and other stuff. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to tell all your non-Mormon friends.

HOT DRANKS


    • Apr 2, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 198 EPISODES

    4.7 from 125 ratings Listeners of HOT DRANKS that love the show mention: lighttheworld, mormon stories, gentle listener, nsfw, mormonism, ex, drinking, church, podcast makes, loud, raw, laughing, course, hilarious, friends, refreshing, lives, nothing, past, like.


    Ivy Insights

    The HOT DRANKS podcast is a hilarious and irreverent show that tackles life after Mormonism with wit and charm. Sister Twaint and Brother Coffee deliver entertaining anecdotes, funny stories, and insightful commentary in each episode. Their chemistry is palpable, making it feel like you're hanging out with old friends. This podcast offers a refreshing and candid perspective on the complexities of leaving the Mormon faith.

    One of the best aspects of The HOT DRANKS podcast is its ability to find humor in difficult situations. Sister Twaint's storytelling skills and Brother Coffee's clever jokes create a lighthearted atmosphere that helps listeners navigate the challenges of transitioning out of Mormonism. The hosts are relatable and vulnerable, sharing their experiences with honesty and authenticity. The laughter is infectious, making it impossible not to join in on the fun.

    While The HOT DRANKS podcast excels at comedy and creating an enjoyable listening experience, it may not appeal to everyone. Some listeners may find the irreverence and explicit content off-putting or disrespectful. Additionally, the focus on Mormonism might limit its appeal to those who aren't familiar with or interested in this topic. However, for those who can appreciate its unique style, The HOT DRANKS podcast delivers hours of entertainment.

    In conclusion, The HOT DRANKS podcast is a must-listen for anyone navigating life after Mormonism or looking for a good laugh. Sister Twaint and Brother Coffee offer a refreshing perspective on leaving behind religious beliefs while keeping things light-hearted and entertaining. Their chemistry, vulnerability, and comedic timing make this podcast an absolute delight to listen to. Whether you're an ex-Mormon or simply enjoy witty banter, The HOT DRANKS podcast will keep you entertained from start to finish.



    Search for episodes from HOT DRANKS with a specific topic:

    Latest episodes from HOT DRANKS

    9.3 Top 5 Things We Wish Utah Would Ban Instead of Pride Flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2025 66:05


    Well Utah continues to prove itself the dumbest state in the union by being the first to ban pride flags! We have a few suggestions for things they should ban instead.

    9.2 The World is ending and we're building a commune.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2025 72:19


    Listen the world is ending and we already did a top 5 of who is welcome in our post apocalyptic compound but today we share the top 5 ways WE are going to show up in the compound. Want the video version? Join the patreon at www.patreon.com/hotdranks

    9.1.1 (AUDIO ONLY) I have no master or mistress

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 40:08


    Its like the video I just posted, but only audio. Where is the video you say? I don't know! Maybe its on Spotify? Or your regular app? But it isn't on my podcast app yet so I don't know.

    9.1 I have no master or mistress

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 40:08


    We're back!! And better than ever! And now with video (Though if you think we are ugly we will also post an audio only version.) We miss you and love you.

    8. 7. The long awaited advice episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2024 81:21


    You asked. We answered. Here is our (legally unbinding these options do not reflect the opinions of Spotify or her affiliates) advice!!

    Signs and Tokens: Sis Twain's Courtship with Gary McConkie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 35:01


    So we're going to start posting short episodes where we interview each other about our lives called “Signs and Tokens.” This one is a freebie so if you want to hear more of these head over to Patreon.com/hotdranks

    8.6. Top 5 Ways the Universe Decided to Keep Us Humble

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 72:23


    Listen. We know we are a light on a hilltop. So the Universe in her own special way has to keep us down a bit.

    8.5. Top Five Met Gala Looks and Who Would Wear Them if the Theme was “Mormon: An American Cult”

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 51:21


    What if Anna Wintour's vision of the Met Gala was Orson Pratt and Fanny Algiers and Gordon B.

    8.4. The Top Five Gods Worshiped in the Pantheon of our new religions

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 79:11


    8.3. Top 5 Things We Hope Sister Dennees speaks on next.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 69:05


    We've truly been so lucky to hear what sister Dennis thinks about women's power in the church and we can't wait to hear what she has next. Here are our top five hopes.

    8.2. Top 5 People We Hope Not to See in Our Ward in Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2024 69:08


    So Mormonism is true, allegedly. /9 that means when sinner go to hell (like us) they'll have a ward. And these are the people we hope are not there.

    8.1. We're solving transphobia

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 80:17


    Listen. We're not experts. But we're concerned cis people. So here is our attempt to support our trans community

    7.3. Fudge College, Mormons

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2024 91:11


    The Mormons are up to some business. We're not OK.

    Top 5 Things We Woulda Done if We Hadn't Lost That Damn Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 76:09


    We're in the daylight savings hangover over here. We had so many plans and then we lost that hour

    Welcome to Season 7!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2024 90:46


    It's season seven and we're all new! We've got the intro music at a different spot! Remember last week when we told you your husband was gay? Well if that made you anxious we're here this week with the top five bits of advice.

    6.21. Top Five Ways to Know Your in a Mixed Orientation Marriage (MOM)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 67:51


    ie top five signs you're a straight lady married to a gay man.

    Top 5 People Upon Whom We Imprinted Sexually as a Youth (Youth meaning anytime before 1999)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2024 67:51


    I mean, that's basically it. It's been 42 days since our last episode.

    6.19. Top 5 Ins and Outs of 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2024 80:33


    It's the new year. And here's the top 5 things we think are in and out (we sort of understood the assignment differently.)

    6.18. Top Five Carols with updated meanings

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 70:05


    Hey, listen it's the top five ways we would change the names of Christmas songs sometimes by one word or sometimes by more but really make them feel more relevant. The rules weren't really super clear.

    6.17. Top 5 People You'd Find at Out Post Apocalyptic Compound

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 78:07


    The world ended. Trump is president. Biden is president. It's World War III. We don't know. But here are the top five people you would find at our post apocalyptic compound.

    6.16. Top 5 Gay/ Straight Icons

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 72:52


    I just want to say from the get that I'm sorry about this episode.

    6.15. WERE BACK

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 82:52


    If you thought you'd never hear from us again you owe us $15.

    6.14. Top 5 Beige Flags

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2023 75:44


    I bet you thought you'd never see another episode! Nope! We're here! And we're telling your our beige flags. The things about us that are a bit weird but not totally red flags.

    6.13. Well I'll tell you what, it's a top five something!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2023 69:53


    It's something about a grilled cheese. Or a hug. I don't know.

    6. 12. The top 5 bagels and horrors

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 79:49


    We all know life is great because there are bagels. But there are also horrors. These are our top 5.

    6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2023 75:47


    Listen. This is my business.

    6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 74:29


    Listen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.

    6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 74:34


    We have some suggestions

    6.8. Dueling Top 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2023 67:02


    We couldn't decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.

    6.7. B!tch@s be talkin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 45:14


    Listen, there's no theme. There's no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I'm gonna say no top-five just love.”

    6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2023 69:50


    Get ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”

    6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2023 67:34


    Viola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.

    Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 73:46


    You know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.

    6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2023 49:40


    We love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.

    6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Perdue in 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2023 62:04


    Bottom line, we're poor. So we're gonna be hustling to pay the bills.

    6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2023 58:54


    Listen. If you haven't seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don't listen to this until you've seen M3GAN or if you don't care about spoilers.

    5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 64:39


    It's a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don't mention that during the episode.

    5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2022 62:44


    It's here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad's house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.

    5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 67:35


    As Brother Coffee's explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.

    5.17. We're drunk and we're thankful

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2022 44:12


    It's the top five things were grateful for a while we're drinking alcohol. So it's not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It's things that we feel happy about while we're drinking wine another alcohol.

    5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2022 72:27


    Listen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.

    5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 59:23


    Have you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!

    5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2022 61:09


    Did you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they're gonna get.

    5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 54:47


    On todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.

    5.12 Top Five Things We'd Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 68:25


    Remember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.

    5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn't know until this ‘sode.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 69:13


    Remember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn't even know until this ‘sode

    5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn't Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 65:25


    You know how you didn't get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why

    5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2022 49:12


    We're sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.

    5.13. Hinge

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 58:57


    We downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.

    5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 63:23


    Hi Gay! It's Pride Month at the Butter Barn!

    5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2022 53:37


    Lil Twaint is a dater. And she's here to tell us why men ain't shit.

    Claim HOT DRANKS

    In order to claim this podcast we'll send an email to with a verification link. Simply click the link and you will be able to edit tags, request a refresh, and other features to take control of your podcast page!

    Claim Cancel