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More annoying stuff from my gym, "Speakeasy Fitness". And I start to recount my trip to my buddies bachelor party in Cancun. Enjoy!

I don't know how printer companies can sleep at night, with how much they charge for ink. My gym is really going down hill. Would a social credit system be that bad? And this weeks food review is Monte Carlo.

Food prices are getting extremely out of hand. Whole Foods is on their last straw with me. I have an epic cheat day, where I also have an encounter with an epic bitch. I have a "Goodfellas" type moment. And I break down my 6 least favorite illnesses and injuries. Enjoy!

Some more "bouncy" sh*t on TikTok. I run through my Christmas day debacle. And can someone tell me how every bar was closed by 12am on New Years Eve, in LA?

I fill you guys in on the latest with Hollywood Rides. This weeks Restaurant review- Pizzana. And I walk you through my Friday from hell. Enjoy.

New discoveries in the hand sanitizer theft. In a few days I embark on a 3 day water fast. I'm done taking AG1. Two Bears One Cave is starting to annoy me. And I experience a TikTok troll. Enjoy!

I'm a victim of another theft! I grab a cigar with the guys, and ALMOST puke. This weeks food review was for my mother's bday at Osteria La Buca. My gym has reached an all-time low. And comedians are so exploited in LA, that it makes me sick.

I recap my trip to Denver. I recap a Starbucks encounter, a hot bartender, a "speakeasy", and of course the flights!

I hate the government, and so should you. I was witness to really bad treadmill etiquette. Bad service all around from my favorite sushi spot. And I was in a really cool short film!

I had a lotion crisis. Hank's bagels was the scene of another crime. I went to what I thought was an "Industry Mixer", but was wildly mistaken. And I have a new nightmare ritual, that Zoe is NOT a fan of.

Why the f**k are we still taking advice from Greta Thunberg? I was in the sauna with some animal, who thought it was ok to shave his body in there. Influencers make me sick (although, I wish I was one). A mom was doing "mom things" at Whole Foods. And my haircut STILL sucks!!

The car wash down the block really pissed me off. I went to a Halloween party with Zoe (PT). I bought 3 dozen bagels. And I had an unfortunate incident in the mens bathroom.

Mom drivers, I'm sorry for what you'll about to hear. I saw a lady laying on a sidewalk, crying. I got an expensive and BAD haircut. And I went to yet another annoying open mic.

My new Doctor is an absolute "G". I give my Fatburger review. I go to Lexus for my first official oil change with them. And I get my balls broken at an open mic.

I absolutely hate when people announce that their friend or family have a birthday, when at a restaurant. Why don't workers arrive when they promise they'll arrive? Do you think I like waiting around all day for you? And, I hate the vet.

If you want something bad enough, keep doing it. I head to a work dinner at Morton's Steakhouse. And golf in LA has become unreasonable and just downright, unfair.

I recount a time where I had the worst calzone I've ever had. I hate Apple products. My WIFI is F**king me. And Zoe and I go on a wild goose chase for our favorite taco truck.

I experience another interesting sauna encounter. Zoe and I celebrate 6 years. I have a little run-in with a bad Starbucks stop. And... Club Soda.

Yet another update on my war with "Hollywood Rides". I talk about some annoying things that happened at training. And of course, some more airport stories.

Of course I would have some technical difficulty with my work computer. I run through the amazing bday dinner with Zoe. And I start to crack into my week in Texas.

Another amazing guest for ya. Please give a warm Just Count To 10 welcome, to Pat Colicchio!

Finally, there's a class action lawsuit against Kia (those pricks). Don't trust TikTok Recipes. Some airport and plane disturbances. And a ton of problems during my trip to Tennessee.

Because I am out of town I recorded this episode so you fine folks would have something to listen to while I was gone. Please give a warm welcome to Luke Allen.

I give you guys a little recap about the cars parked on the street. I go into my unfortunate streak of bad haircuts. I have to get a bunch of tests and vaccines for my new job; don't you just love going to the Doctor's? And my buddy has his bday at Benihana.

How did you wake up this morning? I got woken up by a CHAINSAW. I don't think I can drink alcohol anymore. Lucky me! Why do we use "gallons" as a unit of measurement when describing garbage cans? And I was in a short film...

A few annoying stories from my new job. Including a guy absolutely destroying a Starbucks bathroom. I had a lovely homeless encounter in the beautiful city of Los Angeles. And, I'm at war with a new and powerful enemy.

There's nothing worse than an annoying comic at an open mic. The car wash that I frequent has been overrun by an "up-seller". Zoe and I have a less than stimulating conversation. And I HATE LIPSTICK.

I rehash ISIS, the dog. Fedex loves lying to me about times they'll deliver stuff. And MORE problems with my gym!

Big cities have their perks. But they also can be a huge pain in the a$$. I met a dog names Isis. I met a shameless comic pretending to be the headliner. A guy took a sh*t that smelled so bad I'm suprised the police didn't come. And a little case of domestic abuse occured next door. I had to call 911!

People are getting too ballsy with asking for tips. If you lay down in an airport you're a pig. Why would a business use common sense? And a car salesman f**ks me again!

Another problem with my new gym comes rearing it's clean, but ugly head. I babysit a wolf. And another conference with my job is officially in the books.

I want to meet the prick who decided that closing lanes down during rush hour was a good idea. And cause of that, I missed my open mic. And I recount my trip to Boston/New Hampshire for my buddies bachelor party.

Airbnb's strike again with horrible customer service. The new gym I joined is great, BUT there are definitely some issues that have come to the surface. Shirtless workouts? Bad sauna etiquette? That's just great!

I got a parking ticket. Yay! TJ's rearranged the entire store. AGAIN! And I went on a 3 day conference for work, that absolutely wrecked me.

People can just be absolute oblivious sometimes. Whole Foods yet again is another scene of a crime. Watch out for people with cardboard signs saying "they can't walk". And Uncle Vinnie had quite the weekend babysitting the nephews.

I get a little cheesy at the top of the episode, but I had a rough week, and I was a little buzzed. I hate when people give their "amazing" suggestions to employees. Every car wash place in LA is a circus. I haven't had a decent show in months! And I went to Zoe's step-sisters baby shower.

I almost had a run-in with the vet poop people that could have landed me in jail. Why does every grocery store I go to feel the need to rearrange the store? Zoe and I had a day-date at the mall.

Is it me, or does every TSA agent talk to you like you're a child? Finally a good customer service experience with a company called, Breville. I went down to Venice on Saturday to see those animals. And I almost got into a fight at 24 Hour Fitness.

I went on my first business trip in a long time. This really solidifies how much I hate people, and hate flying. I also saw a real life escort in action...well not IN ACTION, but trying to find her "John" for the night. Dallas, baby!

Selling stuff to people while they're in a restaurant should be illegal. Our plumber hates us... and I hate him. Pat and I did a road gig, and let's just say it f**kin' sucked!

One more issue that really bothered me about Hawaii. Have I mentioned yet that I hate 24 Hour Fitness? The company "Canopy" is on my shit-list. And the old lady across the hall crossed the line.

I got engaged to my amazing girlfriend. But of course that didn't go smoothly. We almost missed our flight. Honolulu had it's moments, but overall kinda sucked. Aloha!

You gotta checkout 'Hanks Bagel's'. Shitty parents make shitty kids. And this dealership sent me through hell!

I hate how some people make their exercise effect traffic. I went to the Yankee game. Got food poisoning, and my car got stolen!

These murder podcasts/docs are getting a little out of hand. I went all out on Zoe's bday. We got a massage, went to the mall, and did a little "bang-bang" for her bday dinner. With a ton of bullshit that pissed me off.

There's an apartment in my complex where both the guys living there are dipshits. This dog place has officially started a dog shit war. Going out in LA sucks. And I HATE TECHNOLOGY.

No one respects dress codes at nice restaurants. I really don't know who designed this damn restaurant I went to. Some drive-thru madness, and the SV Academy is a scam.

Customer service has officially died. I have different "fruit etiquette" than Zoe's family. I thought I was going to get murdered in the movie theatre.

I hate speed bumps. I finally got up at the Improv. I went on a shopping search, that almost drove me crazy. And just tell them I'm the Uber driver.

Customer service has officially died. Homeless people are starting to run LA. I caught the "shit guy". And I broke a printer.

People in this society still lack basic skill sets, and common courtesies. I got embarrassed in Whole Foods. And got roped into going to an "industry mixer".