Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

Had Lex asked for whale teeth as payment, a potential computer monitor buyer probably wouldn't have blocked him.

Lex stops having to yell at pedestrians on multi-use paths.

Lex buys himself a Hamilton Tiger-Cats sweatshirt he didn't need and while potentially recouping the money he spent on it, is happy to see a wheelchair lift.

While shipping an Aimé Leon Dore jersey, Lex doens't know if the University of Tufts Jumbos basketball team made the NCAA tournament.

Lex DOESN'T encounter an obvious advance payment scam after getting stuck behind a train.

Lex applies lessons learned at tag sales to what remained of his Volkswagen Fox stuff, but not before bothering his number neighbor.

Though turbo boost on the Aventon is a reference to Knight Rider, Lex still sells his counterfiet, Greek, Dukes of Hazzard shirt.

Lex knew he could trust a guy who wanted to make a tire trade in the hardware store parking lot.

Lex learns that losing a wallet isn't the obvious hint it seemed to be.

Lex is pretty sure asking Becky to make pillows also woulda ended the friendship, but he can't be sure.

Lex doesn't have to check with his husband before getting a vanity or a soccer chair.

Certain to encounter only tolerance and expanded horizons, Lex shares the Turnpike Troubadours and Allison Russell with friends.

Lex gets sent to a lot of far away addresses, but doesn't go to a local one.

The Admiral and the Lime are joined by a Wahoo.

After dealing with thrift store based derision, Lex makes it possible for his wife to continue to park on the driveway.

Lex is called brother, bro, boss, man and buddy by someone who thinks his shorts are dope.

Despite what a rug and a shirt would lead people to believe, Lex did NOT go to the University of Georgia OR Southeastern University.

Lex finds 4 bikes that seem too good to be true, and learns that only 1 actually was.

Lex accepts a lower cash offer in a grocery store parking lot midnight.

After breaking a light, Lex finally sells a fancy bed.

Lex finds a computer by the side of the road just in time to complete a Mariokart Wii project.

Lex meets a guy at dock near midnight to sell some controllers.

Lex doesn't get a dresser for a friend OR pay someone that helped him load the weird van.

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Because of Lex, a blind child's desire to drive a go cart remains unfulfilled.

Lex tries to claim 3 different couches from someone whose father loved couches.

Lex falls for an accidental bait and switch, and is then highly rated despite using British slang.

Lex learns that agreeing to asking prices and meeting times given by sellers is the wrong way to buy a Switch, especially when one of the sellers has a curfew at the sober house.

Lex would rather support a defunct NBA G League team than a Canadian donut shoppe and middle aged women that seek younger men.

Lex sells something he said he'd never sell and the buyer gives his wife a tip. 

Lex learns that meeting a buyer at their work can make him look like a DoorDash driver.

Lex is obsessed with buying Airpods Max and toying with counterfeiters... until he isnt. 

Lex sells an XBOX for his friend, and shows off his clairvoyancy in the process.

Lex's friend probably woulda helped him without recieving Cheddar Bay biscuits, but better safe than sorry.

Lex learns that scammer red flags and hints that suggest a lack of interest are true... until they're not.

Lex gets an original NES - that has an apparently very exciting blue light - for $50.

Lex's dumb luck prevents someone he just met from having access to his emails.

Lex probably woulda lost more than $3 had he said what he was thinking to John.

Lex causes marital strife for a buyer BEFORE selling him a junk bike.

A buyer isn't creeped out by Lex's Wi-Fi after he finds out it's just a coincidence.

After giving someone some store bakery cookies, Lex unfortunately learns that a broken nut is a thing.

Lex wasn't sure what he was going to do with the bat he brought after buying counterfeit AirPods Max headphones.

After helping a refugee from Ukraine, Lex is confused by a North Carolinian.

Lex finally gets a fancy treadmill that can actually fit through his basement door.

After finally getting a pair of AirPods Max headphones, Lex turns down what surely woulda been a generous firearms offer.

Lex thought he had a final piece, but is never afraid to make a mature, adult decision. 

After calling a casino, Lex deals with a flippant shirt seller.

To watch stuff on his ceiling, Lex has to invent his own pillow.