An SF sitcom for your ears about an unlikely human/alien friendship in the unluckiest place in Human space.
Once again, there is a delay in the release of the next episode of Life With Althaar. Sorry about that, listeners. Ian & Berit have some words on the subject here, with the help of some unexpected visitors to the Gemini CollisionWorks Radiophonic Workshop. Episode 34 will be out and in your ears as soon as we can finish it to our standards. Thank you for understanding, and as always, for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you, Ian W. Hill & Berit Johnson GEMINI COLLISIONWORKS
In which John B finds himself in apparent danger, and for once, it's actually unexpected. Dinorbiax and Fracottiverx, the strange-talking Fugulnari enforcers, have dragged him into an interrogation room to discuss some of his recent behavior, which, despite John's actions as a double-agent for the Resistance, are mostly explainable. Mostly. Meanwhile, life goes on at The Fairgrounds, as thought is given by Dee and Xtopps to future plans for after the conflict is over (one way or another), Stella and H.F. consider a rescue mission, Frall and Torianna discuss garbage and less-appealing things, and Frondrinax, in an attempt to distract Althaar from John B's unavailability, challenges the Iltorian to a little game of pool. EPISODE THIRTY-THREE “Two Plants and a Booster“ written by Ian W. Hill featuring John Amir as John B Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Kwontz, Alien Barfly, Cpl. Ness Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory Derrick Peterson as Xtopps Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel with Clara Francesca: Dinorbiax Leila Okafor: Fracottiverx Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Alien Shrimps Vendor Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes Fred Backus: Oakensarx Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Elevator Voice Linus Gelber: Foog Observer Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers' room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2021 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
In which Ian & Berit, the co-creators of LIFE WITH ALTHAAR announce the postponement of episode 33, and make a polite request for donations (and tell you how to do that). So, as announced in the audio here, for those who didn't find out on social media last week, episode 33 of Life With Althaar - "Two Plants and a Booster" - will be uploaded on October 8, 2021. And also, we would very much appreciate donations to the company, if it is possible for you, as also discussed in the audio. Here's an update on where to do that, and all the other places we can be found online: DONATE through our Podbean Patron DONATE through Fractured Atlas (tax deductible in the USA) BUY MERCH from us at TeePublic READ us on Twitter LOOK at us on Instagram READ and LOOK at us on Tumblr And for that matter, on Reddit GET UPDATES from us on Facebook and READ Althaar's Own Personal Messages on Twitter! Sorry for the delay in the series, but we'll be back soon enough, and things will be heating up a great deal when we are. Until then, as always... Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. Ian W. Hill & Berit Johnson GEMINI COLLISIONWORKS photo by Kent Meister, 2016
In which we meet Drew, who is full of hate. Drew hates the Fugulnari, with very good reason. Drew hates John B, for what appears to be good reason. Drew is full of hate because he has had his love taken away from him, and is now on a journey of revenge and discovery across the Fairgrounds that might be far more dangerous to his allies than to their common enemy. EPISODE THIRTY-TWO “Luck of the Drew“ written by Linus Gelber featuring Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Glottulix, Ward Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, HECNET Customer Service, Soothing PSA Narrator Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert, Angry Crowd Person Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Kwontz, Alien Barfly, Comrade, Bridge Person Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel John Amir as John B, Happy Vendor Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna with Linus Gelber: Drew, StalinBot, Bridge Person's Friend Philip Cruise: Christopher WalkenBot, Dazed and Confused Zood Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Booster Observer 1, Curious Shopper, Larry Fred Backus: Oakensarx, Booster Observer 2 Lex Friedman: Bubbles, June, Console Voice, Gate Guard David Arthur Bachrach: Nearby Merchant Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Checkpoint Guard Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers' room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks “The HeartFall Song” - lyrics by Linus Gelber, music by Berit Johnson WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2021 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
In which, for the good of his friends, Xtopps decides he has to kick his peanut butter habit, and we experience the horrors of a Xybidont in withdrawal from the cursed legume. Meanwhile, Vert accidentally stumbles upon the Resistance's secret domain, and must choose between joining them, or probably being blown out an airlock, if you call that a choice. EPISODE THIRTY-ONE "The Xybidont with the Golden Carapace" written by Philip Cruise and Christopher Lee featuring Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel Derrick Peterson as Xtopps Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert, Passageways Spokesperson Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Foog Guard 2, Resistance Soldier Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Foog Guard 1, Resistance Soldier Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes John Amir as John B, Michael BufferBot Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Byroxidana, Resistance Soldier with Linus Gelber: StalinBot, Rubaganthi in the Audience, Timothy LearyBot, Q'Putrous Philip Cruise: Tiny Bill Tremaine, TV Announcer, Q'Voglint Fred Backus: Ewan McGregorBot, Howard CosellBot, Oakensarx Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Schlooma, Mr. Peanut, Bridge Crew Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, J'Bollont Jessica Stoya: Voussh, Bridge Crew Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Resistance Soldier Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie, Hutavarova, Bridge Crew Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Deborah, Joanna JedrzejczykBot Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers' room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2021 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
In which the various groups and people of the Fairgrounds opposed to the authoritarian rule of the Fugulnari over the Humans seek out alliances with other species to aid their cause. For Torianna, this means a most-unanticipated meeting with the Dilurians. For John, it means a history lesson on Robot/Human Labor Relations. For Xtopps, it means a slight return to his aristocratic roots. And for Althaar, it means a surprise visit from some Gendarans. EPISODE THIRTY "The Union Forever" written by John Amir and Lex Friedman featuring John Amir as John B, Awkward Fugulnari Teenage Intern, Factotum Berit Johnson as Althaar, Hilda PetriniBot, Sopon, Kwontz, Gizmorelda Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Robot 3, Vert, Sheryl Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Joyce Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Steve 4, Resistance Member Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Pleasant Steve Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Gendaran Diplomat Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, HECNET Customer Service, Gendaran Diplomat Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Pattorvane with Olivia Baseman: Robot 1, Jennifer Tilly-Bot David Arthur Bachrach: Radio Free Fairgrounds, Robot 2 Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Mother JonesBot, Steve 2, Ruthie the Weirdo, The Most Serene Amplified High Notability, J'Yallen Dwan B'techer Men'Walz, Daughter of J'Bellent, House Byllaburt, of the Grand Duchy of Prang, Gendaran Diplomat Linus Gelber: Jimmy HoffaBot, Martin LutherBot Philip Cruise: Christopher WalkenBot, Pauly ShoreBot Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Winston ChurchillBot, Gendaran Busboy 1, Chompers Rolls Andre: George-ForemanBot Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie, Gendaran Busboy 2, Gendaran Diplomat Fred Backus: Big Steve, Zabriskie Two Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Steve 3 Leila Okafor: Dr. Mwangi Clara Francesca: Roohand Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers' room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2021 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
In which the documentary on the Fugulnari occupation of the Fairgrounds is broadcast, and all of the residents who hoped it would show the truth of what is happening there are indeed amazed at what can be done in post. Meanwhile, with most of the station distracted by the documentary, the Resistance attempts to take advantage of a temporary glitch in security to install monitoring devices in the brig, allowing them more direct access to the political prisoner, Dee. EPISODE TWENTY-NINE "And That's the Way It Is" written by Linus Gelber featuring Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty, Jeff McJeff-O Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Door Alert System Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna Berit Johnson as Althaar, Hitherto Unnoticed Bridge Person, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Cpl. Ness, Kwontz Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Weirdo Passing By Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Glottulix John Amir as John B, Human Drinker Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Molto Jeff Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, Boonarux with Linus Gelber: StalinBot, Hitherto Unnoticed Bridge Person's Friend, "Dave" Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge Fred Backus: Oakensarx David Arthur Bachrach: Radio Free Fairgrounds, Thoombon ros Roog Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Reasonable Jeff, Mr. Table, Astonmartlox Lex Friedman: Bubbles Jessica Stoya: Ganglion Ocellus Clara Francesca: Professor Dodici Gateux Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics, Other Human Drinker Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer, Confident Announcer, Lamborghinix, Definitely Catapult Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers' room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2021 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
In which tension, apprehension, and dissension have, if not begun, continued apace. As Frondrinax attempts to secretly guide an official fact-finding mission around the Fairgrounds, doing all she can to avoid showing the Fugulnari oppression of Humans, the Resistance and Commander Torianna do all they can to subvert her efforts, being aided in this by the sudden arrival of a delegation of surprisingly-disturbing aliens. Meanwhile, Althaar receives advice on his concerns about John B from a noted, if exceptionally drunk, actor. EPISODE TWENTY-EIGHT "False Faces, True Colors" written by Amanda LaPergola featuring Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty, Poomie 6 Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna John Amir as John B Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Charsh, Human Laborer 1, Eukatrox Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Piklat Naff Berit Johnson as Althaar, Human Laborer 4, Sopon, Kwontz, Poomie 1 Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Worker, Poomie 2 Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, Second Unit Director with Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Astonmartlox, Human Laborer 5, Jerry, Conrad, Poomie 3 Fred Backus: Oakensarx David Arthur Bachrach: Radio Free Fairgrounds, Thoombon ros Roog, Poomie 5, Archeplax Linus Gelber: StalinBot, "Dave," Human Laborer 3 Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge Jessica Stoya: Ganglion Ocellus Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Another Worker Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Poomie 4, Human Laborer 2, Harried Departure Steward Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie Philip Cruise: Poomie 7 Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers' room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic "Plants Are Great" lyrics by Amanda LaPergola, music & arrangement by Berit Johnson Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2021 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
In which we return after six months to a Fairgrounds both very different, and somehow much the same. Life under the Fugulnari Occupation has become a nightmare of new restrictions and bureaucracy, but somehow the Human Exchange Concourse remains running in the same dilapidated way it always has. As Torianna, Frall, and Althaar attempt to thwart the Fugulnari through diplomatic means, Stella Reyes's Resistance fights them on the ground. And John B, caught in the middle as a secret double-agent, must seek out information to help the Resistance while being publicly hated as a Fugulnari collaborator. And how is Dee sneaking her recordings of protest songs out of her cell in solitary confinement? EPISODE TWENTY-SEVEN "Life Under the Spreading Green" written by Ian W. Hill featuring Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Vert, Resistance Trainee Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty John Amir as John B Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Cpl. Ness, Kwontz, Another Resistance Member Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar Derrick Peterson as Xtopps Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Fugulnari Jailer Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes with Ian W. Hill: Announcer, Narrator, Rufus, Resistance Member, Larry, Fugulnari Jailer 2, Fugulnari Checkpoint Guard 2 David Arthur Bachrach: Radio Free Fairgrounds, Fugulnari Checkpoint Guard Jessica Stoya: Susan Torkan Holly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics, Miss Sophie Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes Leila Okafor: Dr. Mwangi, Fracottiverx Lex Friedman: Bubbles, Ruthie the Weirdo, Nicklap Five-Arms Linus Gelber: StalinBot Olivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge Dean Haspiel: The Weasel Rolls Andre: George ForemanBot Clara Francesca: Dinorbiax Philip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisor Ian is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisor The writers' room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and Linus Theme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean Haspiel Library Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2021 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
EPISODE TWENTY-SIX"And You Turn Yourself Around"written by Ian W. HillfeaturingDerrick Peterson as XtoppsZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, RootyChris Lee as Chip FrinkelBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Cpl. Ness, KwontzAmanda LaPergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxJohn Amir as John BIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." ForneswithPhilip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer, SammyLex Friedman: BubblesIan W. Hill: AnnouncerAnna Stefanic: Stella ReyesOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeLinus Gelber: StalinBotHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in HydroponicsDavid Arthur Bachrach: Radio AnnouncerRolls Andre: Fugulnari Riot Copand The Electric Egg Chorale:David Arthur Bachrach, Olivia Baseman, Bernadette Cruise, Catherine Cura Cruise, Philip Cruise, Lex Friedman, Eli Ganias, Linus Gelber, Berit Johnson, Amanda LaPergola, Chris Lee, Derrick Peterson, Alyssa Simon, Anna Stefanic (piano), and Zuri Washington CONTENT WARNING: Extreme Sudden ViolenceBerit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
EPISODE TWENTY-FIVE"A Special Very Merry Fairgrounds Miracle Wish for the Holidays: A Christmas Fable"written by Philip Cruise and Chris LeefeaturingJohn Amir as John B, Steve, BoyEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Stevalicious, DadBerit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Girl, Alien Barfly, Kwontz, Sopon, Xybidont GodheadAmanda LaPergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Legal DisclaimerZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Mom, CindyDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, Daddy CameronwithPhilip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer, Commercial Pitchman, CobrakannixIan W. Hill: Trash Detector, Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Santa, Winston ChurchillBot, Clint EastwoodBot, Yuvex, Fugulnari GuardLex Friedman: Candy Cameron, BubblesFred Backus: OakensarxHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie, Ashlee in HydroponicsOlivia Baseman: Judy GreerBot, Amber on the BridgeLinus Gelber: Staring Contest MC, StalinBot, GurnaxAnna Stefanic: Stella ReyesDavid Arthur Bachrach: Flintrinix Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you.A Gemini CollisionWorks Production
EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR"Benefits of a Classical Education"written by John Amir featuringZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, TessJohn Amir as John BEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesAmanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, GrendvomixIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Fugulnari BarflyChris Lee as Chip FrinkelDerrick Peterson as XtoppsAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Fugulnari Drinks InspectorBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Prestorlix, Kwontz withPhilip Cruise: Beaux Several, VamternooxHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss SophieLex Friedman: Bubbles, Araggax, DoorDean Haspiel: Troncorblox, SallifrenixDavid Arthur Bachrach: Mortrinex, Patronizing Waiter, Friendly Phone Service, BramthanoxAnna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, BluodinarxIan W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Fugulnari Heckler, Winston ChurchillBot, MartyRolls Andre: George ForemanBotLinus Gelber: Todd, Martin LutherBotOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeClara Francesca: DinorbiaxLeila Okafor: FracottiverxFred Backus: Peter ThielBot Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE TWENTY-THREE"Trade Test Transmissions"written by Amanda LaPergola featuringJohn Amir as John B, Baroness Kleodora, Offended FugulnariIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna Amanda LaPergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Rooty, TessChris Lee as Chip FrinkelBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Kwontz, DivineBotDerrick Peterson as XtoppsEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar withIan W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Trash DetectorAnna Stefanic: Stella ReyesLinus Gelber: Martin LutherBot, Todd, Fidorian 2, DaveLex Friedman: Bubbles, Amber's Mom #1, Fidorian 1Olivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeJessica Stoya: Amber's Mom #2, Zwizz'linarpFred Backus: Oakensarx, Drunk FugulnariPhilip Cruise: Beaux Several, Mark WahlbergBotHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss SophieClara Francesca: DinorbiaxLeila Okafor: Fracottiverx Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme, Interstitial Music, and additional piano composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE TWENTY-TWO"The Secret Life of Plants"written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson featuringJohn Amir as John B, Hydroponics RecruiterBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Sharon, Cpl. NessEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Fugulnari 3, MackalockaAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, PSA AnnouncerZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, TessIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel Derrick Peterson as XtoppswithDavid Arthur Bachrach: Fugulnari 1, Angry BronsonianLex Friedman: Bubbles, Fugulnari 2, Drunk FugulnariIan W. Hill: Announcer, Kaiser WilhelmBot, Marty, Herrdronn, William S. BurroughsBotJessica Stoya: Susan TorkanPhilip Cruise: Beaux Several, Cpl. Ness, Rotary Club SpokesbeingLinus Gelber: StalinBot, ToddOlivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, FlixwintrixAnna Stefanic: Stella ReyesClara Francesca: RixlonHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in Hydroponics Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE TWENTY-ONE"They're Coming to Get You, Althaar"written by Linus Gelber featuringJohn Amir as John B, Corky, Tank WorkerBerit Johnson as Althaar, Hitherto Unnoticed Bridge Person, Spy Baby, Tank Worker, Sopon, Restaurant Patron, Cpl. NessEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Pushy HECNET Media Control, Queue-Tube Streamer, Spy BabyAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, House Security Activation, Bold Spy BabyIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy Torianna, Hopeful Aqua Screamo Fan, Spy BabyAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Angry Broadcaster, Spy Baby, Curious Wet-Tank Spunt, Restaurant Patron, Suspicious Alien 3Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, TessChris Lee as Chip Frinkel Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, withJessica Stoya: RhubarbIan W. Hill: Announcer, Beaux Chair, Kaiser WilhelmBot, Marty, Baffled Egg Patron, Boris KarloffBot, Maitre D', Suspicious Alien 2David Arthur Bachrach: Shakespearean ActorBotOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeLinus Gelber: Hitherto Unnoticed Bridge Person's Friend, FRGD-Wave DJ, Todd, Rutledge, StalinBotPhilip Cruise: Beaux Several, Baffled Egg Patron, Spy Baby, Stella's Napkin, Cpl. Dormer, Suspicious Alien 4 Anna Stefanic: Stella Reyes, Tank WorkerLex Friedman: Tank Worker, John's Napkin, Suspicious Alien 1 Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE TWENTY"Dial 'O' for Bigelow"written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson featuringIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arBerit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Sopon, Alien Barfly, KwontzJohn Amir as John B, Collaborator 2Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, Collaborator 3Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel Eli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." ForneswithPhilip Cruise: Cpl. DormerIan W. Hill: Announcer, Sherlock HolmesBot, Collaborator 1Leila Okafor: Dr. MwangiLex Friedman: Veronica Gardens, BubblesFred Backus: Jasper BigelowHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee! in Hydroponics, Miss SophieDean Haspiel: InformerLinus Gelber: Brindrinorx Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE NINETEEN"Eight Ways of Looking at a Bar Fight"written by John Amir and Lex Friedman featuringChris Lee as Chip FrinkelBerit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Kwontz, Xbidont Goddess, Spotel ManagerDerrick Peterson as Xtopps Ivanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesJohn Amir as John B, WoodsmanBot Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arwithPhilip Cruise: Cpl. DormerHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss SophieIan W. Hill: Announcer, Winston ChurchillBot, Dilurian, CommonerBot, AssassinLex Friedman: BubblesLinus Gelber: Space PriestFred Backus: Jasper Bigelow Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic"Efficiency/The Better World" music and lyrics by John, arranged by BeritIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks extra special thanks to Julie Hoverson for the inspirational tweet WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE EIGHTEEN"Space Hat with Air"written by Ian W. Hill featuringJohn Amir as John BIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertBerit Johnson as Althaar, Cpl. Ness, Sopon, Alien Barfly, KwontzChris Lee as Chip FrinkelZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryDerrick Peterson as Xtopps Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arwithLinus Gelber: StalinBotOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeIan W. Hill: AnnouncerHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss SophieRolls Andre: Werner HerzogBotPhilip Cruise: Cpl. DormerLex Friedman: BubblesAnna Stefanic : Stella Reyes Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE SEVENTEEN"The Sweet Smell of the Fairgrounds"written by Amanda La Pergola and Philip Cruise featuringZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Docking Clerk, X.Z. DrachirEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Steve the First, Steve, Steve from BizLaunch, Party SteveChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Steve the Second, Tour Guide Steve, Steve the FinalAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Steve-OIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaJohn Amir as John B, Steve in OperationsBerit Johnson as Althaar, Stevers, Sopon, Cpl. Ness, Steve from AdminDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, Steve-a-rinoAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Steve in Legal, Ayn RandBotwithHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Package Non-Recipient, Pudendari AttendantPhilip Cruise: Christopher WalkenBot, Cpl. Dormer, Steve from ShowcaineLex Friedman: Smarmy Computer, Steven, Dating Service DroneIan W. Hill: Announcer, Stevie, Jean-Claude, Kaiser WilhelmBot, Promo Drone, True Crime Comedian, Steve the PenultimateOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeRolls Andre: George ForemanBot, Restaurant PromoLeila Okafor: Officer Crveno, Showcaine P.A.Anna Stefanic : Stella Reyes, Pitch Video, Zyloxides fru PeplinDavid Arthur Bachrach: Steve from Integration, Falling-in-Love Drone, Pharma SteveLinus Gelber: Steve from HR, StalinBot, Awesome SteveFred Backus: Steve from Tech Support, Big SteveClara Francesca : Offspring, Queen Westellernta of the Pudendari Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaarOptimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE SIXTEEN"Big Numbers and Little Science"written by Linus Gelber featuringBerit Johnson as Althaar, Herbert, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Video KidJohn Amir as John B, Sanitation Grunt, Video KidIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Indistinct CallerDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, HECNET Responder, Alien DuckChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Barry the PilotZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Video KidEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Video Kid Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxwithLinus Gelber: PythagorasBot, Sanitation GruntPhilip Cruise: PhilolausBot, Sanitation GruntIan W. Hill: Announcer, Winston ChurchillBot, Sanitation Grunt, Birthday Alert, Video Kid, William S. BurroughsBot, Trash DetectorAnna Stefanic : Stella ReyesOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeClara Francesca : Drop Time Educator Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE FIFTEEN"A Simple Game of SuperNova"written by Chris Lee featuringBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Cpl. Ness, Commerical Bro 2, Alien BarflyZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Commercial Sexy RobotDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, Commercial BroChris Lee as Chip FrinkelJohn Amir as John BIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." ForneswithJessica Stoya: FrankDavid Arthur Bachrach: Stuart, E-BOTLex Friedman: BubblesIan W. Hill: Announcer, NERCA, William S. BurroughsBot, Bro Commercial, Dilurian 2, Kaiser WilhelmBotOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeLinus Gelber: StalinBot, SyscoPhilip Cruise: Cpl. Dormer, John McEnroeBotHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Miss Sophie, Dilurian 3Anna Stefanic : Stella ReyesFred Backus: Dilurian 4, Donald Escroc Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! NB: A handful of early downloaders may have gotten an inferior version with one unfinished scene still left in the mix by accident. It's been corrected now, but hey, collectors' item!
EPISODE FOURTEEN"The Other Shoe"written by Ian W. Hill & Berit Johnson featuringBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Cpl. Ness, KwontzJohn Amir as John BIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxChris Lee as Chip FrinkelZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryDerrick Peterson as XtoppswithIan W. Hill: Announcer, William S. BurroughsBot, Large MikeAnna Stefanic: Stella ReyesLinus Gelber: StalinBotHolly Pockey McCaffrey: Miss SophieLex Friedman: Bubbles, ElevatorClara Francesca: OffspringPhilip Cruise: Cpl. DormerDavid Arthur Bachrach: Reassuring AnnouncerFred Backus: ZanrakJessica Stoya: Seled Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Additional Song Composition, Arrangement, and Performance by Berit and IanIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
ALTHAAR'S VERY-SPECIAL FIRST-SEASON MUSICAL EP!music, lyrics, and dialogue by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnsonfor Gemini CollisionWorksexcept "Credit Music," composed by Anna Stefanicand "Surfin' Bee," original music by Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov all arrangements by Berit Johnsonproduced, mixed, and engineered by Ian W. Hill 1. Althaar Welcomes You!2. "Life With Althaar opening credit music (instrumental)"3. Althaar on Dee and Xtopps!4. "Danube Planum"5. Althaar on Xtopps's Audition!6. "Surfin' Bee"7. Althaar on Space Shanties!8. "Around the Rings of Saturn (excerpt)"9. Althaar Introduces a Duet!10. "Baby, It's a Vacuum Out There"11. Althaar Enjoys Interstellar Cultural Exchange!12. "The 38 Days of Qo'rqish (excerpt)"13. Althaar Doesn't Get a Joke, but Likes the Song Anyway!14. "Beyond Uranus"15. Althaar Thanks You and Says Goodbye for Now!16. "Life With Althaar closing credits music (instrumental)" performed byZuri Washington -- lead vocals (tracks 4, 10, 14)Derrick Peterson -- lead vocal (track 10); backing vocal (track 4)Anna Stefanic -- piano (tracks 1, 10, 16); additional synth (track 6)Ian W. Hill -- electric guitar (tracks 4, 14)Berit Johnson -- computer-programmed instruments (tracks 4, 6, 10, 14); Stylophone GEN X-1 (track 14); additional piano (track 14); AlthaarwithThe Helium Freighter Crew Chorale (track 8): Eli Ganias, Ian W. Hill, Chris Lee, Derrick Peterson & Alyssa Simonand most of the Life With Althaar cast as the Qo'rqish Lament Singers (track 12) special thanks to Thomas C. for parodic advice Entire Production © 2020 Gemini CollisionWorks
Hi folks.We just wanted to say hello before Season 2 of Life With Althaar begins next week.And also to be sure you're aware of where to find us online. So here are all the links... TWITTER:Life With Althaar AccountAlthaar's Personal Account!FACEBOOK:Gemini CollisionWorks PageINSTAGRAM:Ian/CollisionWorks AccountTUMBLR:A Secret I'll Tell Nobody NeverPODBEAN PATRON ACCOUNT:Donate to Life With Althaar here!FULL SHOW CREDITS:Our IMDb PageSTORE:The Gemini CollisionWorks StoreTAX-DEDUCTIBLE DONATIONS TO GCW:Our Fractured Atlas PageOUR RARELY-UPDATED COMPANY HOMEPAGE:Gemini CollisionWorks We hope to see you around online, and that you enjoy where Season 2 of Life With Althaar takes you.Thank you for your attention, it is a pleasure working for you,Ian W. Hill & Berit JohnsonGemini CollisionWorks
EPISODE THIRTEEN"Mars Flies in a Klein Bottle"written by Ian W. Hill featuringJohn Amir as John BBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Kwontz, Alien BarflyEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arChris Lee as Chip FrinkelDerrick Peterson as XtoppsZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxwithLex Friedman: Crisis Announcement Voice, BubblesIan W. Hill: AnnouncerPhilip Cruise: Cpl. DormerLinus Gelber: Martin LutherBot Rolls Andre: Drunk AlienAnna Stefanic: Stella Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Additional Song Composition, Arrangement, and Performance by Berit and IanIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE TWELVE"A Very Althaar Christmas"written by Berit Johnson featuringJohn Amir as John BBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sharon, Recipe Voice 1, Sopon, Kwontz, Alien BarflyAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxEli Ganias as H.F.Derrick Peterson as XtoppsZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Marie CurieBotChris Lee as Chip FrinkelAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannawithLinus Gelber: Groft, Dave, Tiny Tim 2, Nature Documentary Voice, Charles DickensBot, Martin LutherBotDavid Arthur Bachrach: Plarnk, Special Announcer, Financial ReporterHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Mubbet, Miss Sophie, Tiny Tim 1Ian W. Hill: TV Announcer, Announcer, Familiar Space Smuggler, Recipe Voice 3Jessica Stoya: Z'Wizzlinarp, Tiny Tim 3Rolls Andre: George ForemanBotAnna Stefanic: Recipe Voice 2, Stella Philip Cruise: Cpl. DormerLex Friedman: Bubbles Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Holiday Music Arrangements by Berit and AnnaIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE ELEVEN"The Merciless Errand"written by John Amir and Lex Friedman featuringBerit Johnson as Althaar, Hapless Customer, ScoutBot 2, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Paintball PlayerJohn Amir as John BChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, STEMBro 2Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Llama, Llama-Wrangler, Cockathreece 2Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Shipping Bot, ScoutBot 3Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Fidorian 2Eli Ganias as H.F., Fidorian 3Derrick Peterson as XtoppswithIan W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, Bronsonian, Another Hapless Customer, Scavenger 1, Cockathreece 3, Sanitation Worker 2, Winston ChurchillBot, Quarker Brothers VoiceLeila Okafor: Travel Hub VoicePhilip Cruise: STEMBro 1, Christopher WalkenBot, Scavenger 2, ScoutBot 1, Sanitation Worker 1Linus Gelber: Cockathreece 1, Fidorian 1Lex Friedman: Elevator Voice, BubblesRolls Andre: George ForemanBotAnna Stefanic: Capuloid Emissary, StellaDavid Arthur Bachrach: Montaguian Emissary, Old CaretakerJessica Stoya: Scavenger 3 Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE TEN"Our Man in the Fairgrounds"written by Linus Gelber featuringIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Check-This-Out VendorZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Totally Legit Crew MemberBerit Johnson as Althaar, Other Totally Legit Crew, Sopon, BankBot, Alien Pass Voice, Qwontz, Alien BarflyEli Ganias as H.F., Shady AlienChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, LittererDerrick Peterson as XtoppsAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertJohn Amir as John B, Deals Dealer, GordianAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, I've-Got-The-Same-One VendorwithLinus Gelber: StalinBot, The InspectorOlivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, Fashion PoliceBotIan W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, CustomsBot, Trash Enforcer, Suspicious AlienPhilip Cruise: Curious Shopper, Cpl. Dormer, Sammy, Misinformed AlienDavid Arthur Bachrach: Mine-Is-Purple Vendor, SystemHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in HydroponicsAnna Stefanic: Other Person on the Bridge, Not-What-You-Think MerchantLex Friedman: Peppy Advertising Barker, Door VoiceLeila Okafor: English Pass VoiceJessica Stoya: Curly Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE NINE"Everything Althaar Always Wanted to Know About Sex(but Humans Keep Running Away Before He Can Ask)"written by Chris Lee featuringJohn Amir as John BIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannaAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxBerit Johnson as AlthaarChris Lee as Chip FrinkelEli Ganias as H.F.Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar Derrick Peterson as Xtopps, SurveyorBotZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MallorywithJessica Stoya: Princess Pancakes, SusanOlivia Baseman: Judy, Amber on the BridgeAnna Stefanic: Stella, MaidBotIan W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBotLex Friedman: Door Voice, BubblesLinus Gelber: PlummerBot Philip Cruise: Magnosian Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!IDfUgKExV8G3qnI7nPcI
EPISODE EIGHT"Robot's Rules of Order"written by John Amir featuringChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, PacinoBot, Bridge CrewIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannaJohn Amir as John BBerit Johnson as Althaar, Norwegian Door, Bridge Crew, Sopon, Alien Barfly, French TerminalEli Ganias as H.F.Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Spanish DoorAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Sarge Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Dr. LacertaDerrick Peterson as Xtopps withJessica Stoya: Maintenance AnnouncerLinus Gelber: John C. CalhounBot, German Door, Bridge Crew, Italian Terminal, Patron 4, HoffaBotRolls Andre: ForemanBotLex Friedman: Terminal Voice, Mother JonesBot, Patron 6Ian W. Hill: Announcer, ChurchillBot, WilhelmBot, Patron 8, Other ForemanBotMiyu Yakota: Japanese DoorOlivia Baseman: Patron 1David Arthur Bachrach: Patron 2Fred Backus: Patron 3Leila Okafor: Patron 5Philip Cruise: Patron 7Holly Pocket McCaffrey: ChildBot Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE! 2IaJ7jq20HifUF91wQa8
EPISODE SEVEN"The Infinity Contagion"written by Amanda La Pergola featuringJohn Amir as John BEli Ganias as H.F.Berit Johnson as Althaar, Sick Vent-BiterIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Mary MallonBotAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, SargeChris Lee as Chip FrinkelZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Dr. LacertaDerrick Peterson as Xtopps Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxwithIan W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot Lex Friedman: Emma GoldmanBotLeila Okafor: Dr. MwangiPhilip Cruise: McCarthyBot 1Linus Gelber: RustyFred Backus: BrickAnna Stefanic: StellaJessica Stoya: HECNET VoiceOlivia Baseman: McCarthyBot 2 Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE SIX"Blood Is Thicker Than Vacuum"written by Berit Johnson and Ian W. Hill featuringIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arDerrick Peterson as XtoppsEli Ganias as H.F.Berit Johnson as Althaar, Kwontz, Alien Barfly, SoponChris Lee as Chip FrinkelAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertJohn Amir as John B, Factotum, MC MagnetopauseZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MallorywithOlivia Baseman: TravelHub AnnouncerPhilip Cruise: Bill ZnarisJessica Stoya: Susan TorkinIan W. Hill: Announcer, Drunk AlienDavid Arthur Bachrach: His Bountiful Factotery Q’Fullin Lex Friedman: The Most Serene Amplified High Notability, J’Yallen Dwan B’techer Men’Walz, Daughter of J’Bellent, House Byllaburt, of the Grand Duchy of PrangLeila Okafor: Customer RelationsBotLinus Gelber: Waitron Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE FIVE"The Luck Navigators"written by Ian W. Hill and Berit Johnson featuringBerit Johnson as Althaar, Alien Barfly, Bridge CrewJohn Amir as John B, Bridge CrewIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Helium MinerChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, Helium Miner, Bridge CrewZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, Helium MinerAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxwithIan W. Hill: Recreation DirectorBot, Announcer, Helium Miner, Bridge CrewDavid Arthur Bachrach: Bridge CrewLinus Gelber: Docking Crew, Bridge CrewLex Friedman: BklgrhchPhilip Cruise: Aoooaoooaoooaooo, Bridge CrewJessica Stoya: Velbopp's AnnouncerEli Ganias: Helium Miner, Bridge Crew Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusSpecial Thanks to Associate Suck Mathematician Sean RockoffTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE FOUR"B, Robot"written by John Amir and Lex Friedman featuringAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, Commissary VoiceIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannaChris Lee as Chip Frinkel John Amir as John BBerit Johnson as Althaar, Alien BarflyDerrick Peterson as XtoppsEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MallorywithIan W. Hill: Recreation DirectorBot, Announcer, Winston ChurchillBotFred Backus: Systems Chief RojasPhilip Cruise: J. Edgar HooverBotLex Friedman: Station Voice, Mother JonesBotLeila Okafor: Conference Room VoiceHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Hydroponics VoiceDavid Arthur Bachrach: Class TraitorBotDean Haspiel: Working StiffBot, Fast Food CustomerLinus Gelber: Jimmy HoffaBot Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE THREE"Such Stuff as Dreams"written by Linus Gelber featuringJohn Amir as John BBerit Johnson as Althaar, Transit Voice, Customs Officer, Sopon, KwontzDerrick Peterson as Xtopps, HECNET VoiceIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Safety DirectorBotAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, PA VoiceEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, HTA VoiceAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Transit Voice, Customs OfficerZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Transit Hub VoiceChris Lee as Chip FrinkelwithDavid Arthur Bachrach: Crazy Caller, RexLinus Gelber: CommsBot, Mo Stolber, Radio DJIan W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, Sherlock HolmesBot, Customs OfficerLex Friedman: Transit Voice, Veronica Gardens, Door VoiceJessica Stoya: Completely Innocent Not-a-Smuggler TravelerOlivia Baseman: Amber on the BridgeDean Haspiel: Hunter the FidorianLeila Okafor: Fidorian Movie NarrationPhilip Cruise: Tactical Officer Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicSongs composed, arranged, and programmed by Beritwith help from Ian and Anna Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from StoryblocksWEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com -- TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimised for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE TWO"Asymmetry in Band Structure Theory"written by Philip Cruise featuringIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Safety DirectorBotAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arBerit Johnson as Althaar, Security Guard #2, Drunk Alien, SoponZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryChris Lee as Chip FrinkelEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes, Q'CrudupJohn Amir as John B, Diego, Busted XbidontDerrick Peterson as XtoppsAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertwithLex Friedman: RVD Krankor CommunicationsFred Backus: Ensign RosePhilip Cruise: Security Guard #1, Tiny Bill TremaineIan W. Hill: Announcer, Ziggy, CustomsBot, Shlooma, Park InfoBotOlivia Baseman: Charles StringusLeila Okafor: Transit Hub AnnouncementAnna Stefanic: Gate Welcome VoiceHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Hydroponics Park VoiceLinus Gelber: Youth Hostel Kid Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicSongs composed, arranged, and programmed by Beritwith help from Ian and Anna Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from StoryblocksWEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com -- TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
EPISODE ONE"Welcome to the Fairgrounds"written by Ian W. Hill & Berit Johnson featuringJohn Amir as John B Berit Johnson as Althaar, Bridge Crew, Security Guard #2, SoponEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." Fornes Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Galaxbudget PassengerAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax Chris Lee as Chip Frinkel, GalaxBudget PassengerZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Bridge CrewwithIan W. Hill: Announcer, CustomsBot, Welcome Video Voice, Bridge Crew, Recreation DirectorBot, Drunk AlienOlivia Baseman: GalaxBudget Voice, Amber on the BridgeLinus Gelber: CabinBot, RoboMechanic, Bridge CrewAnna Stefanic: GalaxBudget PassengerJessica Stoya: HECNET Voice, Bridge CrewFred Backus: Flux Abondante, smugglerPhilip Cruise: Helpful Alien, Security Guard #1, Bridge CrewLex Friedman: Voice of Fairgrounds, Vape Emporium AnnouncerDerrick Peterson: Bridge Crew Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna StefanicIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from StoryblocksWEB: www.geminicollisionworks.com -- TWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
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