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This is the Suicide Squad episode. Like seriously that's all we talk about so like....watch it first maybe?

This episode is incredibly, inappropriately, very muchily about the depths to which Batman will not go.. but like in the sex way. We're definitely getting canceled - so, like, you'd better listen.

Dogs will literaly kill your parents if you don't listen to this episode.

You'll never disprove this one, gentle listeners! Not with that pathetic patchwork of guessing you call detectivework! And now, with our master plan just episodes from completion, we shall finally claim that which we have sacrificed so much for: the free sandwich with successful completion of this feedback survey!

What treachery is this!? Did Ryan die!? Was he led into a darkened alley with promises of Sheetz mozzarella sticks and $1 hot dogs!? Will you buy us mozzarella sticks and hot dogs!? Please!? ..please.. *ahem* Anyway! Uhh.. Rise now, young usurper, and claim your place amongst Nerd/Life's elite Best Friendom..! And also listen to this very good episode!

We're back and hey - how about that title, right? That's as good an episode title as any out there, we reckon, so this must be a pretty good episode! And with only 25% of Nerd/Life actively being charlatans and hoodlums, you've got pretty good odds with this one!

All things SnyderCut!

Welcome to Season 2! Yeah we know 100 episodes per season might seem like a lot but....well you're still reading these so something's working right? Thanks for sticking with us!

This it it, folks - our very first, very offical, 100th episode! This one's a little bit shorter than you're all used to, but we poured our hearts, souls, some of Ron's cookie water, and hours of work into making something very special to show our appreciation to all of you for sticking with us for ONE. HUNDRED. EPISODES. Hopefully, we'll see you in another hundred, friends. Love, -NerdLife.

NerdLife is an American sitcom television series that aired for eight seasons on ABC from March 15, 1977, to September 18, 1984. It is based on the British sitcom Man About the House. The story revolves around three single roommates: Janet Wood (Jordan), Chrissy Snow (Ron), and Jack Tripper (Chris), who all platonically live together in a Santa Monica, California[1] apartment complex owned by Stanley Roper (Ryan). Episode 99 was taped in front of a live studio audience.

This is where I would type in the description, but I was so distraught by Jordan's absence this episode, I wasn't able to pay attention. Let's give this thing a listen together and find out was happened, shall we?

The country's aflame, but are these nerds cool enough to put those fires out? Absolutely not! But we here at Nerd/Life are still here to burn with you!

Well, we made it. Now let's all just sit down for a moment, take a deep breath, and figure out what that means for these golden boys of comedy and insight. We mean us!

The hellscape known as 2020 is almost at its end! But before you head out in search of greener pastures why not take your last dose of the Nerd/Life vaccine? It's at least 66% effective at warding off the Coronald Virus!

No, we didn't get one. But watch as pain becomes art becomes comedy becomes ugly sobbing!

While he's off undoing space crimes, we're here committing the comedy ones! Tune in fast, before we're hauled off to crimes jail! Love, Nerd/Life.

We accidentally front-loaded the funniest joke of all time into this title, but the set up is worth 60 minutes of unbridled podcomedy! Trust us - or if not us, then trust the version of yourself that exclusively does what we say out of some arcane mixture of contractual obligation, blackmail, and sorcery. Thanks, nega-you!

Of all the episodes we've ever recorded, this is DEFINITELY one of them! As if that weren't enough to drag you kicking and screaming into our audience chamber, Ron is also RIGHT BEHIND YOU OH GOD! What happened to our loyal audience member? Will they escape the foul clutches of Ron? Find out this time on Nerd/Life!

Say what you want about Ron.. but he should definitely be in prison. Join ACME CrimeNET and help the Chief track down this dastardly fiend today! And also listen to our podcast!

This episode's definitely one of the latest podcasts you'll ever hear - but don't just take OUR word for it! Listen in, and judge for yourself just how late we are! Love, Nerd/Life!

Don't let the title fool you - this episode is one to stay up for! But we just barely did - it was super late, and we're very old. Is the podcast even funnier than this joke - only one way to find out! Love, Nerd/Life!

This one's got a dog in it, and he's incredible - don't believe me? Then listen for like an hour or so and, if you aren't convinced, then we definitely just tricked you into listening to our podcast and now we're very famous and very rich. Thanks! Love, Nerd/Life!

His dairy has its eye on you! Hoo-boy, are we funny. Find out exactly how funny on this exclusive, entirely MUSICAL episode of Nerd/Life! And all it costs is your unwavering dedication to lactose! Oh, and your willingness to pretend that we are at all capable of producing a musical - because we definitely did not, and we are sorry for lying. Ron made us do it. Love, Nerd/Life.

Welcome, humans! Find out Ryan's favorite geometric object for consumption while engaging your laugh drives! Do not forget to back up your memory files, as listeners of this podcast are prone to disc failure! Ha Ha Ha. These classic goofs and more on this episode of Nerd/Life!

You'll never guess which hate-toting bigoted author of wizard school fiction we don't like! But have no fear if you just aren't ready to give up your House yet - we here at Nerd/Life still support you, we still love you, and we still think you look dope in that Hufflepuff scarf! Oh! And check this out - if you're also tired of her TERF bullshit, or just want more cool as heck YA fiction - we found these sweet Animorphs!

I mean, what could we say, even if we wanted to? There's no explaining this.. No reasoning for what we've done. All we can do now is apologize, move forward, and scream incoherently in outrage at the impending release of HBO Max's Snyder Cut of Justice League. We do a very comedic scream, though - you really should check it out on this episode of Nerd/Life!

Curious about the perils of drinking too much chocolate milk? Can't help but to wonder how Universal's digital release of its theatrical titles is changing the shape of cinema? If Ron were a menace, would J. Jonah Jameson even want pictures? I don't know, man.. I guess you could find out on this episode of Nerd/Life!

Not quite as wholesome as the original NBC public service announcements, but arguably sixty-nine times as educational!

Well, okay - not to spoil the episode or anything, but we never found Ron. Did we even look, you ask? I mean.. What is looking, anyway? Hey, look over there! It's Jordan! What's that he has in his hands!? Is it the collective joy, goodwill, and sense of belonging you can only find here on Nerd/Life!? Is it a Big Gulp from 7-Eleven!? Is there a difference!? Find out here - on Nerd/Life!

Hello again, Nerds! It's been a long time - we shouldn't have left you without a dope pod to cast to. Are we.. are we hipyet? A resounding yes, you say? That's not what you said at all, you say? Well.. Anyway, just tune in and find out what's wrong with the world today on this episode of Nerd/Life!

Well, boys and girls, we've been telling you for years now that he was a plague upon the world, but did you listen? Well.. Okay, yes. If you're here, you must be listening. Alright, fine - I guess you can't be blamed. Hey, want to know what a Pangolin sounds like? Let's ask Ryan.. Also, on the off chance it wasn't Ron, Chris takes us way back for a look at our favorite pop culture plagues, Ryan finally fixes movies for everyone, and Ron's highly contagious. All this and.. Well, that's probably enough, right? See you on Nerd/Life!

Exciting news for Nerd/Life fans! Ron reacts to riots at C2E2's release of the new Rise of Skywalker novel! Chris used to be a ninja, until he wasn't anymore! Ryan can't remember his own name, although he's convinced it must be a handsome one! And the Eagletonians were worse than we had feared.. All that and more on this week's episode of Nerd/Life!

On this week's Nerd/Life, we discover the weapon used to kill Ryan's parents that fateful night, DC makes another bizarre change to one of their most popular animated properties, Batman's parents are a gun now, and Ron finally eats a bullet! It doesn't get any more grim than this, folks!

Chris gets blasted in the face, and Ron finally declares himself Trash Master. Should we.. I mean, should we go on? I guess the best theme songs also happen here, Ryan gets the absolute worst gifts, and Ron finally works up the courage to ask.. Find out what on this week's Nerd/Life!

Warner Bros. discovers that no amount of praying from birds can save Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emanci-*deep breath*..-pation of Harley Quinn from being too difficult a title to Google, Ryan might be older than his parents, and Chris finds Ron's greatest fears in a sandbox.. All that junk and more on this week's episode of Nerd/Life!

You definitely didn't ask, and you definitely didn't want it to be about Ron.. but, it probably is. But wait! Don't call the cops just yet! Nerd/Life ALSO chucks a brick-sized answer right through the window of an audience member's question, Ryan surprises Chris again with the mega stuff he knows about Superman, and we find out which branch of government has the legal authority to send Ron back to Hell where he belongs! Or.. I don't know, maybe we didn't. Find out for sure on this episode of Nerd/Life!

Hey there, Nerds - catch a seat ringside for the stunning debut of Ron's sports career. He does basketballs, baseballs, both of the foot ones, and whatever else he has to do to steer clear of the dork squad and the rest of us losers. Meanwhile, Ryan and Byrd write fan fiction, begin a mystic quest to find the Lost Time of Geekdom, and discover whether or not it's Nature or Nerdture that makes us who we are.. All this, plus great deals on Used Automobiles, on this episode of Nerd/Life!

Just when last night's episode of COPS had you convinced he'd been locked away for good, Ron's back with even more crime than ever! This week's Nerd/Life finally exposes local criminal mastermind - the Toyman! - to the world. Ron finally fills us all in on his favorite accident, Ryan tackles the ways in which pop culture Easter Eggs and Post-Credit Stingers have changed how we watch movies, and Chris projects his consciousness through the Astral Plane just so you can hear his pup, Reilly, whine softly in the background about not being a guest on this episode. All that, and maybe just a teensy bit more, on this week's episode of Nerd/Life!

Hey guys, it's like we've always said for the very first time - this is a new year, new Nerd/Life! That's right! We're back again for like the 70th time now! Except now we're going back.. to the future.. of Nerd/Life? Look, we're not entirely sure either, but we're back with a hefty dose of Nerd-centric Life problems to solve! And we've even tossed a fresh coat of paint on Ron and propped him out back to scare off the chupacabras! Things sure are looking up for Nerd/Life!

We did it! 2019 is in our review mirror and not a single cease and desist from the FCC! Join us as we give the biggest events of 2019 one last look, including our much anticipated review of Rise Of Skywalker.

On this episode of Nerd/Life, the cast talk about the most anticipated science fiction and fantasy cinematic event in history - ALF! But also a small Star Wars happens.

From Five Dollar Foot Long Synder Cuts to Weaponized Jazz, this episode has a little bit of everything. If you want to listen to us talk about Laser Things, Batman's Dick or hear Ryan sound like an Ecto 1, you've come to the right place. Thanks for listening to Sex Cooks.. er.. Nerd/Life.

On this episode of Nerd/Life, we answer the most pressing questions of our time: where did Ryan get that crispy tofu? How dope was that Black Widow trailer? Ghostbusters? Is there an axe in Ryan's trunk? Wanna draw turtles with sharpies? Find out the answers to these and many more of life's most difficult questions here on Nerd/Life!

The Internet: Ron: the Internet: Ron: I literally nave no idea what's going on right now. Am I even doing this right? Siri: How to upload podcast? ... Alexa, How to activate Siri.. crap.. Google, order one Alexa... Google?

Welcome to the first in our new ongoing series of Tabletop and Board Gaming review episodes - Game/Life! Join Chris and special guest host Jason as they delve into the first and latest offering from Atomic Mass Games - Marvel: Crisis Protocol! An incredible new skirmish tabletop game in which the heroes and villains of the Marvel Universe collide in climactic combat! If you enjoy comic books, tabletop games, or pizza, you won't want to miss this!

This time on Nerd/Life, your super hosts and all around good boys, Ryan, Byrd, and Super Saiyan Producer Jordan band together to discuss the phenomenon that is.. #ReleaseTheSnyderCut. What is it? Why is it? When is it? Is it is it? Guess we'll find out together on.. Nerd/Life! Also, Ron is in prison.

Disney+ has launched and our hearts now soar with it through the glorious heights of Mandalore.. or at least this one dude from there. Join Nerd/Life as we talk Star Wars' The Mandalorian, whether or not Vampires need religion, and what should bite Ron..? Uhh.. Probably nothing, unless it wants an infection.

Ron's dead. Just like you asked. Also, the comic book world is abuzz with news from Robert Pattinson's The Batman project, with tons of casting reveals and our first look at this movie's possible villain lineup. Ryan's probably an alien or something, but definitely can't use Cerebro. Literal terrorism strikes at the set of Marvel's Eternals film, and Sony reveals the next Spiderverse Spider-person! Oh, and we ask that you support our local public library and their mission to spread a message of equality in these trying times! Thanks nerds!

Hi Nerds. In an effort to maintain our certification in all mutant medical procedures, this episode is dedicated to Wolverine's peculiar anatomy and whether or not certain extremities are prone to being de-boned. Also, now that our crude humor is out of the way (because we definitely mean his ween), Ryan's got big ol' Superman news, DC has just announced a live action Green Lantern television series, and a whole bunch more - all on this week's Nerd/Life!

Wherein a shocking twist, Nerd/Life talks about.. Star Wars! Also, we defend the fandom of villainy and/or super villains, and explain how love works, or doesn't work, to Ron.. again.. This time in color! And if you were hoping we'd talk about the surprising revelation that Cyclops, Wolverine, and Jean Grey may have finally settled their relationship status.. Well, wish granted, nerds!