Nerdy Bits Podcast: Raunchy Geek Advice

There are some MESSY question-askers in this episode. And, we LIVE for it. Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

No one has pronounced tootin' around here, but I wouldn't be surprised by it. Enjoy, folks!   Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Only second episode back, and we're taking on the hard questions today, folks.  Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

We're back bitches!!!! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey hey! The gangs all here! Enjoy this morning episode of Nerdy Bits! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

ALAN SELLS is still hanging out with us!!!! Whatttt!!!! Such a great time! And, we got to experience ANGRY Alan for the first time! It's scary... Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Today, we're down an Ali, but we're up an ALAN SELLS!!!! Whatttt!!!! Enjoy our Pokemon centric episode! I know I did Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

We're back from our love fest vacation. So, feel free to enjoy ON TIME!!! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the late episode Nerdies! We were on vacay together. But, here's your weekly dose of goofs and yolks! Enjoy!!! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Still working on those audio issues, folks. We're still hella funny, though. Enjoy! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the wonky audio. I'm (Madi) not sure what happened! It's still hilarious, though... Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the two short episodes, guys! We had (ahem) personal issues, which you will hear all about. Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the shorter episode! We had some biological issues, which you will find out. In today’s episode, we discuss:      Quick questions! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

We were entirely too cutesy last week, so be prepared for a much more serious episode. And, we say "fuck" a lot. In today’s episode, we discuss: Serious stuff Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

We're alive!! Check out this super cute, lovey episode. There may be sqeeling. And jizz talk.... In today’s episode, we discuss: Weird stuff Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

We're all still slightly off our rocker. Forgive the sickness, tangents, and hangovers! In today’s episode, we discuss: Weird stuff Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the late release! Here you go, though! Enjoy!!!! In today’s episode, we discuss: Weird stuff Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

**SPECIAL EPISODE PART 2** Tori returns to complete our double dose of sexisodes! This one focuses on the main sex act! Enjoy!   In today’s episode, we discuss: Sexy sex stuff Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

**SPECIAL SPECIAL** The OG crew is here for the next two episodes! And were SEXY talking! Get it, get it good! In today’s episode, we discuss: Sexy relationship stuff Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey guys! we continue on the more "light-hearted" episode train. Bear with us. We will get deep again... heh... Deep. In today’s episode, we discuss: Poop, relationships, bro dudes, hygiene, dogs, games, animals, video games, d&d, kids Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the late release all. Just a warning, things may be a little late to release in general for a while... Or maybe they won't! We'll have to see! Enjoy!!! In today’s episode, we discuss: Wedding music, cheese, nail biting, germs, cheering up partners, d&d, breast milk, gross, books, injuries Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey guys! Gabe is back with us for another great episode! Enjoy! And, please rate and review us on iTunes, and send us some questions for episode 69!! In today’s episode, we discuss: SO MANY THINGS!! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Check it out!! We have a new guest host! Gabe (@tokenphilipino) is joining us for a couple of episodes, and we had a GREAT time recording for you! Enjoy our silly, silly questions. In today’s episode, we discuss: dog toys, relationships, long distance relationships, World of Warcraft, dildos, moms, relationships ending, being stuck in the middle, texting, inferring texts meanings, friendships, and video games Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Not going to lie, Madi worked a double today and really only rough edited this. It's still really funny though. Madi is just tired. In today’s episode, we discuss: A LOT Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Uwu!!! This is a fun episode! We're back into the afternoon recording cycle! So goofy, so good.  In today’s episode, we discuss: prison, spiders, relationships, porn, stress, masturbation, Gordon Ramsey, gaming online, collections, blood money, pettiness, car accidents, and documents Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sort for the late release! We get super angry at some people in this episode. Be prepared for raging! In today’s episode, we discuss: a LOT of weird things Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

It's late, yall.  And I'm exhausted. I will update this tomorrow... Our episode is funnier than this, or than I am. In today’s episode, we discuss: a LOT of weird things Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the late episode guys! I'll keep it short just so I don't keep you waiting! In today’s episode, we discuss: a LOT of weird things Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Ya girls are back and they're better than ever, HEY-A HEY-A meet Poop Madi! This is also an episode dedicated for one of our Patreon donors, Zach. We are focusing on Toxicity. In today’s episode, we discuss: d&d groups, scheduling, wedding parties, bad sisters, cops, poisoning, bad roommates, addiction, family, pooping, secret pooper,  Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the short episode! We had some serious audio issues and lost half the audio. All the more reason why you should donate to Patreon, because ya girl Madi is going to edit the rest of it and release it on there with the bloopers this weekend! In today’s episode, we discuss: house plants, HIKING, blueberry, porn, inflation, consent, recording without knowledge Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Our main man Jack is back for some good times and to actually answer some questions. His intensity MAY rival Hiros!  In today’s episode, we discuss: RPGs, role-playing, frogs, relationships, priorities, family, boundaries, farting, bro love, gifts, animal mashes, calling cards Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey Nerdy fans! Welcome to episode 55. We continue to be funny. We continue to be petty. And we're just plain cool! In today’s episode, we discuss: shitty parking, shitty neighbors, cool kids, religion, finding your own beliefs, sexy aunts, inappropriate compliments, artificial insemination, sperm donors, helping a friend, POOP, impromptu weapons, dildos, celebrity deaths Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey all!!! Welcome to this weeks episode! Take a seat and look around. We'll be here all week. In today’s episode, we discuss: cat toys, shower sex, sperm, multiple penises, robbery, gardening, shallots, onions, bulges, exes, jealousy, stepping over the line, d&d, laziness, and reality shows Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

We're back from our brief vacation! Thanks for holding out for us! Please enjoy this SUPER silly episode. Patreon rewards should be up soon, for all our new backers! In today’s episode, we discuss: pets, owning too many animals, dildos, exes in the bedroom, cheating, fandoms, nerdoms, inclusivity, conversing, small talk, social events, LOTS OF POOP, splash-back, stuffed animals, serial killers Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey yo! We're done with D&D for now. Welcome back to plain ole' advice. JUST KIDDING! We're hilarious. Nothing is plain with us! Enjoy! In today’s episode, we discuss: d&d, long-distance relationships, differing beliefs, returning to Mother Nature, mean kids, 4-piece suits, Christmas gifts, being ungiving, travel, constipation, Enya, video games, bad advice, no internet, being old Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

In today's Dungeon and Dragons conclusion, we save the worst baby ever. And its almost our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! In today’s episode, we discuss: WE PLAY MFING DND!!! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Once upon a time... Your Nerdy Girls played D&D!!!! AND YOUR MAIN MAN JACK DMed!!!! Enjoy Nerdlings! And, check out our Patreon, while you're at it!  In today’s episode, we discuss: WE PLAY MFING DND!!! Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Check out our Patreon! - OUR PATREON! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

This episode is a little different today, ya'll. The sweet sweet voice is Madi is missing because she was busy dying from the plague. But you DO have a returning guest host -- Mr. Eli!!! Have a good time listening to this three try and figure out how to navigate and wrangle each other. In today’s episode, we discuss: D&D DMing, raising lizards, breeding cockroaches, bugs in the house, gift giving, dad gifts, shared experiences, creepy roommates, privacy, depression, body snatching, stealing food, turkey, immortality, faking your own death, fan art Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey friends! Sorry for the late episode! Thanksgiving week was CRAZY for all your Nerdy Girls, and unfortunately, Madi didn't have time to edit... But, the episode is out now! So, ENJOY!! And, GET HYPED for episode 50 and our Patreon launch!!! In today’s episode, we discuss: Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Girlfriends, introducing a girlfriend to a new friend group, friends not liking significant other, forgiveness, past mistakes, changing for the better, jacking off, jacking off in private, stealth masturbation, migraines, baby animals, controlling significant others, Religion, sad movies, free activities Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey folks! This is a pretty loose episode. Madi is sick, Ali's audio is BAD, and Heidi is along for the ride. At least we're all silly as hell! Enjoy! And, GET HYPED for episode 50 and our Patreon launch!!! In today’s episode, we discuss: long hair, stalking, weapons, live streaming, twitch, youtube, dragon dick, porn, masturbating, eating bugs, cockroaches, coworker pet peeves, childish behavior Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

I am so sorry for the results of this Drunkisode. It's definitely entertaining. But, there are OH SO many tangents. Mr. Pace is still here for your ear holes and entertainment purposes!! In today’s episode, we discuss: I'm really not 100% sure. We talk about everything, and absolutely nothing at the same time. Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the late release; Madi ran out of time. But I promise you, the wait is worth it! We brought back a fan favorite, Mr. Michael Pace. This is a great episode ladies and gents!!!  In today’s episode, we discuss: d&d, traveling in d&d, sandbox games, reading, suggesting books, reading in your teens, emotional support, sex after traumatic events, supporting partners, therapy & communication, living alone, living with a partner, cannibalism in d&d, eating different d&d races, creating a business, inheriting money, concerts, music Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

There are some good questions here tonight. Some we have put off too long, and some we found that are way too good to pass up. By the way, please don't use twitch speech in real life. Not a cute look. In today’s episode, we discuss: sliding into DMs, Twitch speech, talking like an adult, being old, relationships in the workplace, discretion, secrecy, smart watches, Apple watches, FitBits, Snapchat pranks, nudity, public nudity, scaring partners, different media that speaks to us, baby names Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

There are a lot of weird relationship questions in this episode... A lot of disturbing, strange relationship questions where (I swear) we 100% DO NOT JUDGE... But, that doesn't mean they're not strange questions. In today’s episode, we discuss: Heidi's basement movie theatre, people living in your house secretly, waking up teenage boys, involving yourself in social circles, work functions, work extra-curriculars, sex dolls, transsexual, questioning sexuality, narcissism, college majors, art careers, logical professions, money vs happiness, dogs, nudity with pets, dogs sniffing crotches, peanut butter, dreams, dreams effecting lives, and LOTS of birds  Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Hey Folks! Today is a pretty solid episode. We discuss our usuals... you know, murder, sex, relationship stuff. That's it! Have fun! In today’s episode, we discuss: languages, how to avoid murder, serial killers, how to quit a job, loud neighbors, confronting neighbors, personalizing your office space, Wicca, witchcraft, spells, OTHER podcasts, video games Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7

Sorry for the short episode everyone. And, for all the nonsense that we discussed... And, for the lack of actual advice. We were all too drunk (besides Heidi), and there was no reigning us all in. I mean, it's still a pretty goofy episode... But, wow.  In today’s episode, we discuss: A BUNCH of nonsense, skin care, masturbation, masturbation at friends houses, parrot sitting, eating ass, unwired jaws, Boba Fett, sex, nosey coworkers, and other crap Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7 Tori- @skinnyd0gs

HERE YE! HERE YE! You've got all 4 of your Nerdy Bits today! That makes for a good day for each and every one of you! I hope you appreciate it. Because we made a ton of uncomfortable goofs on your behalf.    In today’s episode, we discuss: Excercise, going out in public with gym clothes, sex ready abodes, acceptable relationship age ranges, long-distance relationships, gross coworker habits, farting, poop, anal vents, butt plugs, online time, and Harry Potter Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7 Tori- @skinnyd0gs

Welcome to another beautiful episode of Nerdy Bits Podcast. Sorry if the audio is a little off today, we were having MULTIPLE points of audio issues. But, you know what, its still listenable... So, you should do that! And recommend a friend!  In today’s episode, we discuss: Cracking joints, drinking medicine, D&D games, role-playing, flirting, crushes, how to get laid, how to meet people, cultural appropriation, introducing children to different cultures, ghosts, haunted houses, Ouija boards, robots, and talking to your pets Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7 Tori- @skinnyd0gs

Luckily, your girl Madi got home from all her BS and wasn't able to sleep. So, you get a fully edited episode on time. You get your lovely "Petty Girls" this episode, which fits quite well for these petty worthy questions...  In today’s episode, we discuss: Divorcing podcasts, Chickens in the suburbs, accidentally running over other peoples pets, body image problems, body image problems while in a relationship, COMMUNICATION, video games, female gamers, washing laundry, dorm room problems, masturbating around roommates, junk food, knowledge from the future Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7 Tori- @skinnyd0gs

We're back on that Ali, Madi, Tori fun. We have a couple tough questions in this one, but, we dont let that dull our shine and good goofs! Come listen to a good amount of Science Cast!!! In today’s episode, we discuss: Training yourself to read, Squatty Potties, Preserving pet DNA, political conversations with family, how to get someone to stop talking to you, stealing from in-laws, space hotels, and surprise facts about your hosts Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7 Tori- @skinnyd0gs

Guess who's back, back again. TORI'S BACK!!! TELL A FRIEND! But, sadly Heidi is missing. Oh well, ONE day we'll reunite all the ladies! In the meantime, tune on in for classic Tori, Madi, and Ali goofs and good times! In today’s episode, we discuss: Dog training, Grinding faux pas, feeling uncomfortable with bosses, opening up to friends, Bringing non-fiction characters into your d&d game, superheroes, and fears Please rate and review us, so we can continue to find more great listeners like you! Find us on Twitter- @nerdybitscast Ali- @aluminium_iodide Heidi- @pandabumhah Madi- @ihaveaphof7 Tori- @skinnyd0gs