Mr. Beer League brings you a new show for the adult “athlete”. Created as a place where people who love the game (which ever game that is) can have a voice. A place where you can gather to discuss what’s important to you , be entertained, be educated and most importantly to participate in the discus…
As if we needed more proof that the BLPA community really is the
NICK. IS. ALIVE!!! We hear the harrowing tale of his nearish-death experience in Iceland. Was it a mirage or were there really attractive Icelandic nurses pumping his IVs and leaving him in the hallway for hours on end? Was it a hallucination or did he in fact rip out his own tubes and walk out of the hospital unsupervised? Plus, a new take on whether ring/cup culture is ruinning how we talk about athletes, testing Nick's hockey vocab knowledge, and why you need to show up to a tournament (becuase it's not every day that Nick gets a second chance at life) Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
Holy hot hits...Mike is back with another absolute banger and it almost brought a tear to our eye. In other hot hits, we answered some hard-hitting questions including the dumbest thing to happen on ice, worst parts about the BLPA, and building our dream team. We talk all things Salt Lake, upcoming France & Italy DEX, and watched a video of a squirrel falling onto the ice during a game (it's ok!). Thanks for being here!!! Especially you, Mike! Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
HR shows up again...and it has to do with something a fan sent in about a suspiscious church in Minnesota. We may have been slightly off our rockers today, but that just means we got weird with would you rather, discussed a hot take, and vibed out on a fellow beer leaguer's absolute banger of a country song. Thanks for being live! Send Tony the HR guy a cannoli. Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
It's about time we got an HR department...and we had to make a few calls during the show. We also tested our police sketch artist skills again. It went. Plus a massive beer league hockey brawl that started with one guy drinking another guy's water bottle
Columbus was legendary. The beers were flowin, the food was...foodin. Nick followed through on his beer cooler live stream and is hungry for 8 more camera angles. This week, we had an ~actual~ hot take that was polarizing, we unearthed some beer league memes Nick made years ago, and tried our hand at being a police sketch artist. And a
Everybody loves a quickie! Can you believe we didn't get distracted and talk about Nick trying out to become the Pope or something? Oh... BUT! We also had a new hot take (confirmed by a goalie), heard about Nicke's run in with the police in Columbus, and discussed every NHL mascot ranked by how likely they'd be to win a bar fight (very controversial, possible rage bait). Thanks for being live with us we live for it (isn't english a weird language?) Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
Inquiring minds want to know...why did these things come up? Balls out for Mickey. The potential salary of a happy ending masseuse. Swedish candy mukbang. Who knows... but we were LIIIIIVE baby. And that's the biz. We also chatted females in the lockerroom at tournaments (and avoiding the "Captain Morgan" of the crew if ya know what we mean), a live feed of the beer cooler at the biggest DEX of the year, and a potential hot take about goalies. Thanks for being here! xoxoxoxoxoxo Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
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Listen. Things don't always go as planned and this week's episode is one of those things. But that's why you're here right?! Cause ya never know what ya gonna get. Like in a BLPA VIP box, the best part is the mystery. We digress...we got into some BLPA after dark content that got a lil raunchy and overused the word "panties", Jillian brought 2 more NHL logos/mascots that should be renamed (with pictures), and Nick chatted with Chris Ludgate, who's currently playing hockey in Japan. Hear why Japan is living in the year 3000, his biggest "don't do this" advice to North American beer leaguers playing in Japan, and the best/worst parts about playing hockey there. If you're here, we love you. Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
We kinda popped off this epiosode...talk about production value. We had some Jilly-fied NHL teams aka Jillian's opinions on 3 teams' logos and what they SHOULD be instead (with pictures!), a preview of the ultimate curated-by-BLPAers pregame hype music playlist, some C-level beer league drama video (who do you think is at fault??), and another one of Jillian's tepid takes which are essentially just sentences at this point apparently. Nick sent out the hot hot poll of the week: what everyone is wearing for face protection these days on the ice (reflective visor wasn't an option) Thanks for listening liiiiiive! We (mostly) love your commentary ;) Here are the links you seek: Come skate with us: https://blpa.com/ Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Moolah: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
We give our sports analysis on what the frigggg happened with the 4 Nations game, discuss beer leaguers and their tendency to over protect the goalie, and debate if guys jump to the defense of girl players too often. Plus a few lukewarm takes about babies in first class, guys who "are happily married for 36 years and love their 3 grandchildren" commenting weird things on girls' instagrams, and when (if ever) it's time to hang up your hockey skates. Skinnamarinkie dinkie link: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
Not to get political but...how bout that USA vs Canada game?! Booing the anthem is one thing but we also dive into fighting in sports, yah or nah? We also had double the beer league drama this week, with a question about dating someone on your team and a face-to-face run-in with a Karen at a tournament. And Nick has updates about Beer League Worldwiiiiiide! Guess where we're going? You should come! Thank you to our sponsor, Tucker Hockey! Linker dinks: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com
Where complaining about the halftime show, streaking, and
The only podcast where beer league hockey, bad driving, and financial scandals collide in the most entertaining way possible. Buckle up—especially if you're Nick in a Tim Hortons parking lot. We kick things off with the latest on upcoming DEX / BLPA Bash Tournaments, including how many spots are left, new announcements, and whether Jason has found a new way to profit off the chaos. Because he's also out here stacking BLPA coins like a beer league version of Scrooge McDuck. Will someone finally put a stop to his virtual empire, or will he continue his reign of financial terror? Nick vs. a Canadian driver—a battle for the ages. Nick was minding his business, soaking in the post-Tim Hortons bliss, when BAM! A driver absolutely smoked him head-on. Was it an accident? A hit job? A rival beer league commissioner making power moves? Will Utah's new team name be legendary or a crime against graphic design? We give our incredibly valuable opinions. We're also diving into the hottest, coldest, and just plain weirdest takes from the beer league world and giving you alllll the beer league drama. And we gotta know, do $300 NHL tickets mean an automatic “de-briefing”? Thank you to our sponsor, Tucker Hockey. Linkities: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by BLPA.com
From Disney-obsessed to Beer League confessions - this episode is WILD.
What's in and out for 2025? And what does that have to do with you coming to a DEX? Hint: do it scared! This week, we also debated the Connor McDavid hit and suspension and an AITA story about putting too-big-for-their-britches teens in their place on the ice. Last week's random draw number didn't come forward so it's double babyyyyyy—is it you this week? Plus all the upcoming tournaments and why you should be there—even if you're nowhere close to good. Thank you to our sponsors bardownsportsco.com and Tucker Hockey. Linkity links: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by BLPA.com
We're back and we're...not live. And this episode you'll see why
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In this episode of DEX Tales, we dive into the wild world of the Vegas Draft Experience! With the draft now complete, we break down the teams, analyze player picks, and make bold predictions about who will dominate on the ice and who might struggle to find their groove. From surprise picks to seasoned veterans, this video captures all the excitement and strategy that make the Draft Experience one-of-a-kind. Ok listen.... the analysis isn't this deep but the Commish and friends do tell you who they think is gonna win. Whether you're a hockey enthusiast or just love the unpredictability of draft events, join us as we explore what's in store for the teams in Sin City. Let the trash talk, camaraderie, and beer league magic begin—it's going to be an unforgettable tournament! #VegasDraftExperience #DEXTales #BLPA
brought to you by Bardownsportsco.com & 2 guys - D service BLPA Beer League Hockey Podcast This week's episode was packed with laughs, judgment-free advice, and some truly outrageous stories from the rink! Recap of Last Week: We revisited tales of glory and shame from the ice and teased some juicy details about our new Vegas segment. Vegas Chatter: It started with a $100 bet that spiraled into a wild brainstorming session for new content ideas. Spoiler: Vegas doesn't disappoint when it comes to inspiration. We Listen but We Don't Judge: This segment reminded listeners that all stories—no matter how questionable—are welcome here. The Main Event: 7 Deadly Sins of Beer League Hockey #1: Co-ed Locker Room Etiquette: Pro tip: A glance is okay; more than that? You're officially “that guy” (or gal). #2: Vegas Showers: Pony walls are perfect for the “meat gazers” among us—apparently, it's a whole thing. #3: Bench Beer Theft: A crime so heinous it should require league intervention. Seriously, don't mess with another player's brew. Tune in for the other “sins,” along with more wild locker-room banter and some unsolicited (but spot-on) beer league wisdom.
Get ready for a jam-packed episode full of laughs, debates, and all things hockey!
❄️ Cold Weather & Hockey Life Nick and Jason share hilarious stories about surviving the freezing temps in Calgary and Nashville, while reflecting on beer league triumphs and struggles—like winning championships or barely surviving on the ice!
Nick shares his hockey team's experiences in Italy, highlighting cultural exploration, team bonding, and future travel plans. Highlights
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Put on the foil with us for an actual good episode featuring the legendary Dave Hanson from Slap Shot! He shares the unforgettable story of meeting Paul Newman in his underwear, gives us the benefit of doubt with an absolute mess of a "Real or Fake Quote" mini-game, and reveals some lesser-known tales from filming the iconic movie. We'll also break down the latest in Fantasy Football, as Jason jumps in to discuss their moneyline ventures while Jillian takes the opportunity to do her daily Wordle—what's your starting word? Nick recaps the Charleston tournament, spills on the XXX tours he took, and teases the upcoming Hershey tournament—complete with a...salacious moment involving Hershey's syrup. We chat about the best beer league team names we've come across, the new t-shirt trend sweeping BLPA tournaments, and debate the pros and cons of having us on your team. We also hear from our Facebook group about where they'd want to be when things heat up on the ice. And don't miss this episode's special announcement: it's the farewell tour (one stop only!) for our pregnant podcast star, so we're on the lookout for a new suuuuuuuuuuuuper cool girl to join the crew! If you think you've got what it takes, message Nick and let him know you're a fan of his calves. You get a link! You get a link! https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.comor jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by https://BLPA.com
"For the people" - Nicky Commish This week, we dove into the charming chaos of the Lake Placid DEX, where the stunning scenery is only rivaled by the drama that unfolded at the after-party. How many cops showed up before Nick a swift exit? While Jason bailed out this episode, Anna toook the reins to get a taste of what she may be gettin into. We did some real or fake Lake Placid facts and randomly grabbed one lucky listener to win a tshirt for correct answers. We also got a video feature from the unforgettable pit-viper-wearing man who could easily be the BLPA mascot. By the end of the show...Nick was filming himself in bed. Find out why. Click these for a good time: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by https://blpa.com
Let us be your fantasy...football league champs. We check in on how our teams did this past weekend and find out what Jason ended up naming his. Hint: it has to do with
Fantasy drafts, beer league tryouts (?!) and dog poop dilemmas... It's fantasy draft time, which also means it's ""pick the punishment"" time. The BLPA has skin in the game and so far, the loser has to write and perform jingles for the podcast, carry Nick & Jason's gear at a tourney, or get a BLPA tattoo. Got any better (worse) ideas? In other news of bet failures...shoutout to @321nole, who boldly promised to eat ""dog s–t out of a red solo cup with a spoon"" if Florida State lost to Boston College. His social accounts were MIA by halftime. Ever wondered what happens when an adult league takes beer league tryouts to the extreme? Spoiler alert: it involves some kids who were probably picked last for dodgeball and need to feel powerful behind a microphone. And wait til you hear Jason's plan to turn these beer league shenanigans into a full-blown reality show. We also close the chapter on anti-goalie-gate...listen to hear how it ends. Annnnd to no one's suprise, our conversation occasionally dives into the NSFW realm, leaving some poor soul's coworker questioning their life choices after overhearing our explicit antics Fund the reality show: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.comor jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by https://BLPA.com
Alright this was a SPICY ep. We dove allllll the way into goalie-gate—yes we even had to change names. All the drama from this weekend's tournament where a goalie walked out on his team because...? It ended with a few renditions of Taylor Swift songs because this guy just couldn't shake it off. Jason joined today, probably because he was upset about last week's top fast food restraunt picks. Hear the ultimate truth from team no-sleeves. We also got into a heated debate about airplane armrests and which seat deserves them; we're lookin at you, middle seaters. Finally! Lots of upcoming tournament details and why you need to rally your Minnesota team! Come on, state of hockey! Click these for a good time: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by https://www.BLPA.com
Ahhhh yes. The BLPA. This week we dive into the deep end of beer league hockey. First up, we're crafted the ultimate douchey beer league hockey player build. Picture this...actually, you don't have to. We used incredible editing skills to draw it out for you. Next, we're talking about the epic moments in Warzone and laser tag. Nick's been absolutely crushing it, and we're here to spill the tea on his gaming glory and laser tag legends. Plus, have you seen Nick's hair transplant fund? Talk about a follicular frenzy...with $1 being added to the pot. We get a little "hot take-y" and rank our top 5 fast food restaurants, and SOMEONE'S opinion was absolutely demolished in the live chat. Since Nick made it too easy, we have more “Real or Deke” with our hockey movie quotes segment. Can you spot the fake quotes? We're putting your hockey movie knowledge to the test! Lastly, we're gearing up for the 2025 DEX tournaments in Iceland and Japan. Get the latest updates and see how these tournaments are shaping up to be the ice-cold and sushi-fueled events of the decade! Link time: Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ If you want to fund BLPA lingerie: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by BLPA.com
If you're going to miss an episode, don't let it be this one. The BLPA Big Show: where the conversation is as varied as it is entertaining! This week, our live comments were poppin off and we had TWO special guests (both with great hair). It all started with a tip…we chatted with Adam Gold about the PWHL draft rule he pioneered over a decade ago, which has had a significant impact on the league. Hear him talk about things waaaay smarter than our usual. He's beer league hockey meets sports stats. We also had a special appearance (mid-sweat at the gym, we might add) from the legendary Jason Limbacher in all his no-sleeves glory. He's putting the $57 we got from Facebook into some bets for us…stay tuned. Plus, we came up with some *tantalizing* new BLPA merch ideas, played a “real or fake movie quote” game, tried to make some spicy audio for a fan's husband, and talked about a potential 24-hour podcast stream. We're still on a mission to raise funds for Nick's Turkish hair transplant—we ONLY need 15 people to donate $667! Since Jillian lost the poll to get her dog on a chartered plane, she's shifting her focus to her upcoming Taco Bell-themed maternity photoshoot. Mild sauce…everywhere. Sneaky links: Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ If you want to fund BLPA lingerie: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by https://BLPA.com
Alright, where else are you gonna hear about 'shrooms in someone's breezers during a tournament (and how much Nick wants to try them while livestreaming), the best places to eat in Chicago (*ahem* NOT at the Navy Pier), and the dumbest reason someone has been kicked out of a hockey game? We give you the (deep)dish of what's going on in the wild world of beer league, share some drama, and why we NEED TIPS. Have a rant or drama? We actually wanna hear it. Plus, ready to fund Nick's Turkish hair transplant or Jillian's journey to get her dog to fly with her to Minnesota? Venmo us so we can see who wins @jilliancoconut and @theblpa Mas links: Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ If you want to see Nick try shrooms: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by BLPA.com
This week, we have a SALACIOUS beer league drama about bro code vs fam code, we asked all our Facebook fans: 'what are the unspoken rules of beer league?' and they did not hold back, and we had not one but TWO special guests. We got the legendary and elusive Jason to call in on the way to ref a game, and Jillian's sister Anna joined to talk about her experience as a Minnesota Wild ice crew/shovel girl. Annnnd we brought in a new mini game called ""Goonsquad or nah"" where we discuss potential douche moves that happen during games. Hopefully you're stuck in rush hour because this podcast is extra long, extra juicy, and filled with head-heavy bottle beer. Links! Where to enter the secret word for an entry to win : https://gleam.io/LW14D/blpa-big-show-secret-word-vip-draft-experience-giveaway-week-5-episode-bro-code Merch merch merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Help buy Nick a better on-the-road podcast mic: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by BLPA.com
This week, we get HUNG up on the controversial saga of girls in the guys' locker room—a beer leaguer shares the drama about what happened and how it rocked the league. We also play a few rounds of "Cameo Price is Right," guessing how much different hockey-related celebrities charge for their shoutouts, and discuss our latest mental health ratings because, hey, life can be tough, but we're all about talking through it. Alsoooooo we follow up on “Pickle Gate” and how the league's losers are coping with their infamous pickle trophies and hear about Cooper's exciting first art commission! Where to purchase the timeless “CRINGEMAN” art: Venmo @TheBLPA Where to enter the secret word for an entry to win:Word of the Pod Help buy Nick a better on-the-road podcast mic: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: nick@blpa.com or jillian@blpa.com Brought to you by BLPA.com
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