Not That Sorry

Jann accidentally seduced a stranger with her car music choices. We want more notable Black Canadian events! Let us rub shoulders with the Black Canadian Elite, damnit. We have the most brilliant name and game plan for a Canadian WNBA team and we can't wait to get Drake to fund it. Who are your favourite non-Canadians who spend a lot of time here or live here? Listen to us ‘ship our favs!

Do you have poor taste in music and blare it in your car or on your phone without headphones? We're judging you. Canada is not better than the USA when it comes to dealing with tragedy after tragedy. Stop spewing that nonsense. Jon's not that sorry about unapologetic sports hosts and can't wait to tell you about it.

The Juno's happened and Deborah Cox shone bright like the star and newest inductee into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame she is. CFL gave us a very short-lived scare but now they're back, baby! Are you brave enough to go to a concert alone? Antonia revels in it. We discuss the weak links of groups (music or otherwise). Some of y'all are shaaadyyy for your answers but we appreciate the bravery.

Pump the breaks! Jann tried small talk and didn't die. Iconic behaviour. Shoresy is laugh out loud, snort so hard your face hurts funny. Would you accept food from a flirty stranger at a bar or would you be immediately suspicious? We would like to know. We're back for round 2 of the Netflix Originals Ship and it wasn't any easier than the first time.

Small talk: you can do it! put your back into it. Or don't. Sitting down is easier. Keyboard warriors + celebrities = pure foolishness and entitlement to strangers time and livelihoods. Y'all are weird. Antonia has an obsession with water bottles and other drink receptacles and will never settle for less. NEVEEERRR!!

Well fought battle, Raps. We'll get them next year! Rolling Loud will be steamrolling through Toronto in the fall. How many performative acts of ‘allyship' until we get to the centre (equilibrium)? Is Anthony Mackie a good actor or is he in the right place at the right time? Help us solve this mystery!

Scottie Barns, ROY. You did that!! Mattea Roach with that 16 win Jeopardy streak and paid bills. Ayyeee. The Bay in Winnipeg did something…good? We're looking at the rest of you now

Netflix. Really?! Back to bootlegging we go. We're excited for butter tart ice cream. Thanks, Breyers! Pooorrrrteerrrr!! The finale. YES. If y'all manage to mess up this Flo-Jo biopic, we are coming for your necks. You have been warned.

Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, y'all. Pay The Weeknd his $80M and keep it pushing. Why won't white women mind their business? The Olympics is looking to add some new sports to their roster and we discuss our favourite contenders.

The Canadian men's soccer team is going to the World Cup! Jazmine Sullivan. Yup. The Legacy Awards better put The Porter in as many categories as possible! “Do you wanna fight me? Do you wanna catch these hands?” We ship our fav on screen and in real life fights.

Is Bieber an honourary Maple Leaf now? Being Black at work means we don't want to hear anything about our hair. Zip it. Fast food turf wars are here! Jon says to get off the Royals narcotics. It's time. Decolonize yourself.

Jann explains the track and field scoring system to no avail. March Madness is already a bust. The Porter still has us in a chokehold. Working while Black has us all feeling some type of way (mostly annoyed).

If the coming of age story of a non-white child makes you see red, check your biases at the door. Porter is heating up! Banking While Black is still a crime even when you're the famed director of Black Panther. The Ship: Pixar Edition.

Watch Last One Laughing Canada for some distracting Canadian content. The Porter spoilers are here! You have been warned. Don't go near Lauryn Hill unless you want Antonia to throw hands.

What's one thing that would get your Black card revoked? Last call for spoiler free Porter episodes! Who is the worst Batman and why is it Adam West? *whispers loudly* Happy Birthday Jann!

The Porter is here! We watched it. We are here for it. Get into it! We'd like to see Black people resting more for the duration of this very Black year. Stop policing Black women's bodies. Lawd ah mercy! Lawd ah mercy! Jann likes American Reggae. You heard it here first!

Canada is really becoming synonymous to Bronze these Olympics and we are here for it. The Super Bowl fast approaches and we hear there will be a legendary musical selection with a side of football. Go team! Get ready for Valenween with Jann. Yes, you heard that correctly. Colourism is still alive and well. Siiiigh. What is your fav R&B or Hip Hop song with a rap feature and why is it Ashanti ft. Ja Rule?

Rooting for everybody Black in these Olympics. The Porter is coming!! Set your DVRs or phone notifications so you don't miss it on Feb. 21st. Our bestie Simu is going to host The Juno's. Rihanna's baby news has everyone clowning Drake and sending the memes to Jann. Jon is not pleased. Antonia finds this Futuring of Drake to be hilarious.

Have you placed your order for Toronto Mandem Monopoly? Please invite Antonia to your board game night! Jann watched American football this weekend and is so happy about it. Canadian mens soccer showed up and showed out in Hamilton on Sunday. Jon, with a heavy sigh, tells us what he's Not That Sorry about. Same, Jon. Same.

Same show, new vibe. We solved racism in hockey…again. We root for the villain some of the most of the all of the times.

Quebecers + Sunwing. What could go wrong? You're elite in our eyes, OUA. What does your dream entrance music say about you?

Jon wants to know when this season will ever end. Should we rename all trophies named after racists? Send us (read: Antonia) your Christmas playlists right now. Please.

We're ‘Sorry 2004'. Allow us to ‘Cater 2 U' about why Antonia loves Christmas.

Silencing the Red Table. Source Awards are back rebranded as Verzuz. Jon has started his own Hogwarts house outfitted with handshakes, steppers, and tridents.

Dreams of Toyland have us reminiscing about childhood wishlists. How has Mariah Season affected your ability to function during this Everlasting winter? Who is your favourite girl group and why is it En Vogue?

Pump up the jam for your favourite album releases. John Wick? Sorry, Keanu. John Wick? Sorry, Neo. We talk about actors who will always be one character to us forever. Jann hates 'This Christmas' with a fire of a thousand suns.

Put some respect on LT's name. Black excellence for y'all. Spoilers ahead for ‘The Harder They Fall'.

All Antonia Everything. "You're welcome, peasants." Sincerely, Her Royal Blackness, Antonia.

50 never looked so good :) Soon to be streaming live from Manitoulin Island, a.k.a. Last Hearth. Strangers be strangering. We're all not that sorry about your feelings and your preferences.

Canadian's are pretty cool sometimes. Britney Spears "Toxic" seems to be the theme song for a lot of workplaces. Keanu Reeves. That's it.

Orange is the new Reconciliation. Will Smith goes for another Oscar. The British are coming! The British are coming! Which former group artists were better off alone?

All Jon, all the time! We celebrate Jon and he talks about all the things that have peaked his interest this week. High school and elementary school students across Canada vote

Everybody's got a docuseries but us. Sexism in sports...again. We ship our favourite Canadian comedic actors.

Jann likes the Toronto Sports Team and would like to support the way she wants to. Antonia's not here for your ‘competitive activism', USHER. Jon is stirring all the pots.

Canada stays winning in sports and pretty women. Certified Drake Lovers. Antonia's here to remind you to never fix your mouth to insult the Goddess Janet Jackson.

It's Jon's Galaxy and we're all just watching. His boy's finally releasing his album. We've got thoughts on sports activism. Tune in next time when we ship all of the Canadians who have ever been on Star Trek.

Hear ye! Hear ye! Jann is recruiting more track enthusiasts to the cause. Shush! Perdita Felicien has the floor and is spitting hot fire. Step Up to Stomp The Yard and don't forget to Save the Last Dance for us this Halloween.

Antonia throws some shade. We talk music videos from yesteryear and the new class. Jann really wants you to read.

The Olympics were full of Canadian Heritage Moments. We catch Jann up on what she missed from the outside world. Friend of the podcast, Jamal, entertains us with his R&B crying in the rain favourites.

Vroom vroom! Make way for more Black race car drivers, more Black show nominations, and more Black people doing dope things. Period. Are parody songs better than every other song?

Zaila Avante-garde is THAT GIRL. We give our 2 cents on Nichols vs Taylor. You have Jon's permission to go buck wild when Toronto enters stage 3.

The Olympics haven't started yet and we're already over it. Some of our favourite celebrities do the most but in a good way.

We fixed sports! Jann declares her love for Banana Ball. Jon hates it. Antonia hates golf and wants more Black people to gatekeep for the culture.

We got talent, yes we do! Alberta or bust. The tone: she's still deaf. We might not know or care about the definition of ‘cameo'.

Drake and LiveNation are making History. Patios are open again and we've all been released from time out. We find out that we would be musical super villains. No power is too great.

Jann is finally getting her track show! The Black Academy. That's it. That's the tweet. Gatekeepers of the communities of fun and fantasy: your time is up.

Quit policing Black women athletes. Black Canadian athletes are out here doing the damn thing. We've got new old slang to add to the mix.

Nav Bhatia becomes the first fan inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame. Where My Girls At?: Supergroup Edition. We discuss our personal theme music. Any space, any time.

Yay Drake! Black Canadian Excellence everywhere :) Antonia won't watch ‘The Wire'. Jann doesn't know how to play Spades. Jon is coming for Tim Tebow.

Jann's back! Big Brother Canada ends historically & the nerds ship Star Wars.

My Black is beautiful and so is yours. ALL Black stories deserve to be told, not just the tragic ones. You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. What job would you take on for just one day?