Listen in, as self proclaimed "Professional Fool" TRISTAN SARTORIS, takes you on a weird journey through his thoughts every week.
Minor updates, failed diets, shedeur sanders, lying to the homeless.
New hurdles, and a bad burn! ONWARDS! Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan struggles with the same thing he's been back and forth with since late April. Stupid.
AFTER WEEKS of failure, Tristan has woken up before noon. He'll recount his tales of the day, as well as comment on recent scientific development. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan recounts his trials in finding sleep, free groceries, and makes up a philosophical point on the fly. As well as the Mexican Navy Ship, Cameron Diaz rejecting facial surgery, and how not to bake with your kids. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Biggest douchebag, Tristan Sartoris, attempts to catch you up on his recent activity in an 84 degree studio, and tries to make sense.. per usual. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan eats an entire box of instant oatmeal and rambles for 30 minutes about mother's day, the pope, ai, dogsitting, and more!
Tristan has a disruptive showing of Sinners, gets yelled at by the homeless, and ponders the point of Hooters. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
In 87 degrees, Tristan tinkers with the setup while recounting his keto woes, bad sleep and too much or little caffeine. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan recalls some stories from the dollar store, recent headlines, answers wedgie questions and wears swimtrunks.
Tristan finally fixes his one and only flaw. His sleep schedule. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Midnight? Middle of Night? Who is he, where is he? Nobody knows. Tristan tells his tales of living in the shadows recently and probably some other things.
Intense migraines aside, Tristan recounts some random thoughts and tales of the week. Booyah or something like that.
Good days, Bad days, productive or not? Snacks in 4. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
4 years of nonsense and having fun being stupid together. Thank you everyone that tunes in to this silly little show, and for all the questions and messages. ONWARDS! Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan speaks about the bizarre world of storytelling and how little far we've come as a society since sliced bread. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Back on caffeine as a form of sleep control, and roasted by his mother, Tristan tries to convince his family to watch Puss In Boots; all the while reminding everyone of his uncle. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan rolls right out of bed, and starts the podcast. Talks about his sleeping patterns, and tries to riff on planes and meteors but he was too tired. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Valentine's Day is for more than one, get out there and share the love! Tristan lightly covers the holiday, superbowl, and some other random crap
Tristan comes in with no voice, and discusses his desire for a month of pastrami and answers some wedgie questions. SUBMIT TO THE SHOW: FullCircusPodcast@gmail.com
In an effort to seem put together, Tristan builds a new desk, and immediately clutters it with junk. Join in the conversation of Batmen, Winter Weight, and Bad Handshakes! Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Sleep deprived, Tristan eats 6 cookies and starts the show! Airing out his frustrations, trying to cheer up the dmv, comments on the inauguration's spell casting attempts, homeschoolism and some other stuff I'm sure.. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Cold and barely managing, Tristan survives his dry eyes to tell you his current tales, and headlines of inauguration, the switch 2, tiktok bans, and the LAFD fire department. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan battles his furnace being out, while recounting some recent tales of the elderly, and some other stuff as he flounders trying to think warm thoughts.
Is 2025 your year?? Are you shooting for the moon, or just trying to eat a McRib? Tristan discusses his unlofty goals for this year, and gives out some half baked advice to anyone that needs it. There's also some other stuff in there, y'know? HAPPY NEW YEAR! #newyears #resolutions
Holiday recap, battling character growth, taking a stand against sprinkles, and so much more that Tristan cannot be held accountable for.
It's Christmas TIME, while Tristan recounts his beef with santa, recent embarassments, and basically blames the lack of magic on everyone else?
Tristan tells the tales of his weird encounters, embracing the cold, and how unfortunate it can be to call the wrong hotline.
Tristan runs from the police, does a bad job at pretending to be cold, and bombs an important session. Wanna Write to The Show??: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan tells the tale of THE DEAL. While remaining grateful for noise, and pie, he also accidentally incites violence but quickly retracts it? Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris #blackfriday #thanksgiving #story
Tristan is out of it, and throwing out gold stars and celebratory cookies to those that can answer his rhetorical questions. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris
Tristan breaks his new macbook, before wandering into the spiraling mess that is Facebook Marketplace. People walk into his home unannounced. He almost harms the elderly, he gets the elderly fired, but most importantly, he opened a door for a grandma and clings to this single good deed as his defining characteristic.
Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.
In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Back in the new studio, with new stories, new complaints, and new convenient inconveniences. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Impressive to even have an ego with this many technical difficulties. Tristan recaps this week's awkward moments, answers questions, and drops hints about a new surprise... shh Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
He didn't have the patience for a description. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan boldly proclaims he's the chosen one, and faces immediate repercussions... Lord bless his arrogance.. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
He thought he was safe.. but the evil dairy wizards have struck back. Tristan covers his recent trying times of milk damage, loss of money, loss of time, and why he isn't fit to give advice. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Stories of bombing jokes, gym memberships, tales from the dollar store and his new tiktok diagnosed autism.
Tristan brags about how humble he is with his chain and being scammed by his car insurance. He also covers the recent headlines of Disney, The Olympics and Snow White with uneducated takes. You want all that with a side of needless vamping? Come along!
Tristan describes his absolute lack of patience. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/ YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan
Bro was tired and puking. More at 7. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com SOCIALS: https://tristansartoris.com/ https://www.instagram.com/tristansartoris/ https://twitter.com/TristanSartoris Sound Design by TuneBurger: https://www.instagram.com/musicbytuneburger/ YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan
At war with his calming sunglasses, Tristan does his best to stay awake and recall his dreams, bad habits, answer some wedgie questions and pretends to know how the world works.
Speaking on age, zombies, loneliness, and looooots of food. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com
Tristan's back on the sauce, and back off the rails. Covering his latest week of wins and losses. Experiencing The Walking Dead for the first time, Presidents, 4th of July, and kinda more?
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