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GODDAMMIT RYAN REYNOLDS. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CUT TO: [Cofee is being made.] Oops, I Did It Again - Britney Spears [There are no pants involved.] …this is it, isn't it? What. Season 10 This is the movie before season 10 [Cofee is being enjoyed.] I want to go on high concept adventures through space and time. [There are still no pants involved.] What are you, Ryan Reynolds? A TV host? (sipping coffee) Let's just say I put in my time. —and until the seething, burning hate in your eyes returns, this conversation is over. It never left! So that's what strike force 5 does. ⚡️ Well then, this conversation is still over—because I have better shit to do. [Strike Force 4.5] Getting awesome parts in awesome movies for our friends—yes. Strike force 5–no. What do you mean ‘no' We kicked Jimmy out. Which Jimmy? Shouldn't matter. You know which. Shouldn't matter—okay— just— do the bit. What. The BIT, Ugh, alright. We meet again. Multiple actual actors are stuck in the actual world of Sesame Street, which— Admittedly, this is okay. —seems awesome at first, but after awhile… Ok. This [censored] gets deep. Not that bit! The other bit. I can't do that bit right now. What the fuck? Why not? Because, I'm not wearing pants. Did it work. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS, GODDAMMIT. So, we meet again. GET OUT. If I was a horse, I'd kick you in the face. Shit, if you were a horse, I'd kick you. And I love fucking horses. You love fucking horses?! You know what? I still might. Get over behind me and a little lower to the ground. You don't want that. No, you dont want that; I'm still holding in a fart. For four seasons? Meet me at the four seasons. For what? Because, global warming is a bitch and I want to take ironic memory photos for momentos. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Same thing you are. (Sips coffee) You smell like baggage and unpaid debt. The Cosmic Avenger takes off his wedding band to prepare to fight; He places it on the table, and it begins to glow and float, growing as it begins to levitate and gravitate towards his opponent, [a mysterious multidimensional alien], who stands undefeated. The ring swells to the size of a large golden halo, sitting itself atop the head of his opponent, and though momentarily caught in the midsts of being in awe, the halo drops over his opponents head and onto their shoulders, tightening into a collar around their neck—beams of light attach to the collar like chained leashes and seven dieties drag his opponent away. The Cosmic Avenger stands in confusion, before asking, …what does that mean? A DRAW! (We'll see.) Ultralight beam>< oops I did it again. But play the video, right? That, and the Rick Roll. (Courtesy of Jesus Christ The Savior, Inc.) SUNNI BLU MorGIE. What! GODDAMMIT SUNNÏ WHAT! This memo says I'm starting opposite Ryan Reynolds in an upcoming action and adventure flick. Yes, that's correct. No, it isn't, Majilla!!! Why isn't it, Sunni? I can't star opposite Ryan Reynolds. Well, why not? CAUSE I'M GAY. Lil bitz So I was listening to Kanye Weat* Yes. I was listening to Kanye West, and he's talking about cheating on Kim, Like, out loud— And I get dumb curious, so I ask Google Google, why are dudes so obsessed with models— I typed that in and hit search, and the whole thing just freezes. Even Google doesn't have a fucking answer for the intrinsic stupidity that is the hardwiring of the modern man. You ever look at like Greek sculptures, or Roman Arcitecture and realize the women aren't fucking twigs? They're not sticks! They're like muscular, and thick, and mad healthy looking. And that's weird to me. That at one point men were wired to be attracted to healthy looking women— But now the ideal for perfection is like 110 lbs and if you're anywhere between 5'1 and 5'11 that's ideal. That's nuts to me. So you're just trying to like, put your dick through the bitch!? Yes. I can actually see my 5 inch penis on the other side of this woman as I penetrate her. Good job, guys. Meet me at Equinox; The Hudson Yards Location- 7:05 Sharp. Alright. EQUINOX FITNESS. HUDSON YARDS. NEW YORK CITY. DAY Not this side, that side. What do you mean. This is the fitness section. You said Equinox… We're going to the hotel. SUNNI BLU You ever been to pound town? Weather's great right now. I ain't going outside now, I got a new strike force, Four door, 5 clowns. Ohhhhhhhh. Shout out to Jimmy O! Don't shout out to Jimmy, no He back to back too many hooooeeess— You know I'm talkin bout his show Go stream Tonight though. No thanks. Ben and Jerry's tonight doe. AHEM. Gazuntite. Listen— Ryan Reynolds is the devil. I knew it. You knew that already? Yeah. Great, so is he through with Jimmy Fallon then? Uh, I guess. That's great, I gotta go rehearse these lines. Okay? Oh and Jimmy. Yes. Find some pants. MEANWHILE. DAVID LETTERMAN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That's more like it. Okay, but following up on before. THE COMIC AGENGER does not need an evil laugh. Hey, Jimmy. Mwahaha.. Damn. Okay. Look, I just found out that dude's evil laugh is actually just…his regular laugh. How do you mean? Have you ever heard Jimmy Fallon laugh? Play the clip. [JIMMY FALLON's actual laugh is terryfying and meniacal. ] You're a menace. You lost me. Whatever dog, I'll have all of you I'll ever need with AI. CUT TO: [Squirts soy sauce into Jimmy Fallon's squinty ass eyes.] AGGGHHHH. MY EYES. Quit friggin squinting. I'm not squinting! These are just my eyes! I hope you die. So. You're officially a literary genius. What are you going to do with that? I don't know? Die? Hahaha, she's Jewish! The entirety of the world of LEGENDS and enter the multiverse becomes a backdrop for Jimmy Kimmel's Latest Late Late Show Is that what it's called? I don't…give a fuck. He acts throughout the season as a literal comic relief, almost always only arriving as disaster and despair have stricken, and at the absolutely worst possible moment— AGH—MY EYES! Your squinty eyes. *also squints* AH WHAT THE [CENSORED] WHY ARE YOU STILL CENSORED?! Didn't they fire you from NBC? I'M CENSORED IN ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE LATER SYNDICATED— [FUCK] (but censored) Is that what you're squinting at?! ITS IN MY CONTRACT, I AM NOT SQUINTING THESE ARE MY ACTUAL EYES. Fuck you, Jimmy. If I thought you had balls, I'd kick you in them right now. [EXPLITIVE] YOUR FACE. What are you, Chinese? THIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE. Hush, Yao Ming. YOURE JUST MAKING IT WORSE. Do you want any soy sauce in your noodles? This is classic ritual torture. You hush, too Billie— I need you to coconut oil the cornbread. Cornbread with noodles?! I didn't hear any complaints when I went over today's menu earlier while you two were at karaoke, almost getting along just fine. CUT TO: FLASHBACK, EARLIER I'm making noodles with cornbread, any suggestions. PSYCHO KILLER! FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH You're off pitch. I HAVE PERFECT PITCH. FA-FA You're flat. Eat a dick. Ugh. Yo, G, what's for lunch? [standing in the doorway awkwardly with a spatula] Oh, I get it— G stands for Flashback within a flashback: Tha God. I'm not calling you that. Why not? That's what you've been calling me for decades— now that I'm in a person, it makes any difference? Yeah, that person. Something's different. You don't say. It's my eyes. Something's — different. Oh, it's nothing— just the very slightest more blue. Blue, did you say? RYAN REYNOLDS (As Archer) You'll mark the hour at which it begins, With this, A solemn sustained and prolonged note Which cherishes your argument, That all art must come undone, Foraged in truth, And bound by light With sanctity. CHORUS Here here! Greetings, dear Chorus, Or have you named your honored hut—? The gathering of all bound by the Gods Who are astounded at our haste making! CHORUS To tide! To tide and fare not my good; Fare not my brethren, come cut to fire; In aught to honor thy shallow grazing, And there, the art had sunk, Though weeping cottons in the Weat, For fortune, to arch, ire. For certain, and for gathered have you waiting— Crisp air and our attire, to call tonight, The very moon to whom the stars melt, Though pacing off and appearing as none but small like, Off in the thunderous wonders of us, Beyond earth, Another path which light, And art must honor. Hear you, And faring great to those requested our service, Bone marrow, and silk wi‘d blood Forsaken, as all have heard by now, Enchantments and forced sermons, And with wit does honor I, Gasping for staging, Present but here not yet, The after wish of heart, you I does followeth, Daring to know thy name, As Kingdom come, And yet, You are not— Still dark the womb of haven't made, And saying, ‘Are I not of my father and mother, Or neither?' To honor once at dusk, my own coming as one And at dawn, my own night in the wake in death of days, Sure to end for not I wake, as fair health does hold My farewells and yonder says, Oh how I, And are you— The game at hand. And now, our honor. SEAN EVANS (As Tallymaede) —Bur first, we feast. [The chorus cheers with great elation.] Who the fuck ordered Greek Theatre cold opens? Jesus Christ, party of 1. I don't know. ‍♀️ I was fasting. I meant— ahem— Party of three. LEGENDS {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

GODDAMMIT RYAN REYNOLDS. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CUT TO: [Cofee is being made.] Oops, I Did It Again - Britney Spears [There are no pants involved.] …this is it, isn't it? What. Season 10 This is the movie before season 10 [Cofee is being enjoyed.] I want to go on high concept adventures through space and time. [There are still no pants involved.] What are you, Ryan Reynolds? A TV host? (sipping coffee) Let's just say I put in my time. —and until the seething, burning hate in your eyes returns, this conversation is over. It never left! So that's what strike force 5 does. ⚡️ Well then, this conversation is still over—because I have better shit to do. [Strike Force 4.5] Getting awesome parts in awesome movies for our friends—yes. Strike force 5–no. What do you mean ‘no' We kicked Jimmy out. Which Jimmy? Shouldn't matter. You know which. Shouldn't matter—okay— just— do the bit. What. The BIT, Ugh, alright. We meet again. Multiple actual actors are stuck in the actual world of Sesame Street, which— Admittedly, this is okay. —seems awesome at first, but after awhile… Ok. This [censored] gets deep. Not that bit! The other bit. I can't do that bit right now. What the fuck? Why not? Because, I'm not wearing pants. Did it work. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS, GODDAMMIT. So, we meet again. GET OUT. If I was a horse, I'd kick you in the face. Shit, if you were a horse, I'd kick you. And I love fucking horses. You love fucking horses?! You know what? I still might. Get over behind me and a little lower to the ground. You don't want that. No, you dont want that; I'm still holding in a fart. For four seasons? Meet me at the four seasons. For what? Because, global warming is a bitch and I want to take ironic memory photos for momentos. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Same thing you are. (Sips coffee) You smell like baggage and unpaid debt. The Cosmic Avenger takes off his wedding band to prepare to fight; He places it on the table, and it begins to glow and float, growing as it begins to levitate and gravitate towards his opponent, [a mysterious multidimensional alien], who stands undefeated. The ring swells to the size of a large golden halo, sitting itself atop the head of his opponent, and though momentarily caught in the midsts of being in awe, the halo drops over his opponents head and onto their shoulders, tightening into a collar around their neck—beams of light attach to the collar like chained leashes and seven dieties drag his opponent away. The Cosmic Avenger stands in confusion, before asking, …what does that mean? A DRAW! (We'll see.) Ultralight beam>< oops I did it again. But play the video, right? That, and the Rick Roll. (Courtesy of Jesus Christ The Savior, Inc.) SUNNI BLU MorGIE. What! GODDAMMIT SUNNÏ WHAT! This memo says I'm starting opposite Ryan Reynolds in an upcoming action and adventure flick. Yes, that's correct. No, it isn't, Majilla!!! Why isn't it, Sunni? I can't star opposite Ryan Reynolds. Well, why not? CAUSE I'M GAY. Lil bitz So I was listening to Kanye Weat* Yes. I was listening to Kanye West, and he's talking about cheating on Kim, Like, out loud— And I get dumb curious, so I ask Google Google, why are dudes so obsessed with models— I typed that in and hit search, and the whole thing just freezes. Even Google doesn't have a fucking answer for the intrinsic stupidity that is the hardwiring of the modern man. You ever look at like Greek sculptures, or Roman Arcitecture and realize the women aren't fucking twigs? They're not sticks! They're like muscular, and thick, and mad healthy looking. And that's weird to me. That at one point men were wired to be attracted to healthy looking women— But now the ideal for perfection is like 110 lbs and if you're anywhere between 5'1 and 5'11 that's ideal. That's nuts to me. So you're just trying to like, put your dick through the bitch!? Yes. I can actually see my 5 inch penis on the other side of this woman as I penetrate her. Good job, guys. Meet me at Equinox; The Hudson Yards Location- 7:05 Sharp. Alright. EQUINOX FITNESS. HUDSON YARDS. NEW YORK CITY. DAY Not this side, that side. What do you mean. This is the fitness section. You said Equinox… We're going to the hotel. SUNNI BLU You ever been to pound town? Weather's great right now. I ain't going outside now, I got a new strike force, Four door, 5 clowns. Ohhhhhhhh. Shout out to Jimmy O! Don't shout out to Jimmy, no He back to back too many hooooeeess— You know I'm talkin bout his show Go stream Tonight though. No thanks. Ben and Jerry's tonight doe. AHEM. Gazuntite. Listen— Ryan Reynolds is the devil. I knew it. You knew that already? Yeah. Great, so is he through with Jimmy Fallon then? Uh, I guess. That's great, I gotta go rehearse these lines. Okay? Oh and Jimmy. Yes. Find some pants. MEANWHILE. DAVID LETTERMAN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That's more like it. Okay, but following up on before. THE COMIC AGENGER does not need an evil laugh. Hey, Jimmy. Mwahaha.. Damn. Okay. Look, I just found out that dude's evil laugh is actually just…his regular laugh. How do you mean? Have you ever heard Jimmy Fallon laugh? Play the clip. [JIMMY FALLON's actual laugh is terryfying and meniacal. ] You're a menace. You lost me. Whatever dog, I'll have all of you I'll ever need with AI. CUT TO: [Squirts soy sauce into Jimmy Fallon's squinty ass eyes.] AGGGHHHH. MY EYES. Quit friggin squinting. I'm not squinting! These are just my eyes! I hope you die. So. You're officially a literary genius. What are you going to do with that? I don't know? Die? Hahaha, she's Jewish! The entirety of the world of LEGENDS and enter the multiverse becomes a backdrop for Jimmy Kimmel's Latest Late Late Show Is that what it's called? I don't…give a fuck. He acts throughout the season as a literal comic relief, almost always only arriving as disaster and despair have stricken, and at the absolutely worst possible moment— AGH—MY EYES! Your squinty eyes. *also squints* AH WHAT THE [CENSORED] WHY ARE YOU STILL CENSORED?! Didn't they fire you from NBC? I'M CENSORED IN ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE LATER SYNDICATED— [FUCK] (but censored) Is that what you're squinting at?! ITS IN MY CONTRACT, I AM NOT SQUINTING THESE ARE MY ACTUAL EYES. Fuck you, Jimmy. If I thought you had balls, I'd kick you in them right now. [EXPLITIVE] YOUR FACE. What are you, Chinese? THIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE. Hush, Yao Ming. YOURE JUST MAKING IT WORSE. Do you want any soy sauce in your noodles? This is classic ritual torture. You hush, too Billie— I need you to coconut oil the cornbread. Cornbread with noodles?! I didn't hear any complaints when I went over today's menu earlier while you two were at karaoke, almost getting along just fine. CUT TO: FLASHBACK, EARLIER I'm making noodles with cornbread, any suggestions. PSYCHO KILLER! FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH You're off pitch. I HAVE PERFECT PITCH. FA-FA You're flat. Eat a dick. Ugh. Yo, G, what's for lunch? [standing in the doorway awkwardly with a spatula] Oh, I get it— G stands for Flashback within a flashback: Tha God. I'm not calling you that. Why not? That's what you've been calling me for decades— now that I'm in a person, it makes any difference? Yeah, that person. Something's different. You don't say. It's my eyes. Something's — different. Oh, it's nothing— just the very slightest more blue. Blue, did you say? RYAN REYNOLDS (As Archer) You'll mark the hour at which it begins, With this, A solemn sustained and prolonged note Which cherishes your argument, That all art must come undone, Foraged in truth, And bound by light With sanctity. CHORUS Here here! Greetings, dear Chorus, Or have you named your honored hut—? The gathering of all bound by the Gods Who are astounded at our haste making! CHORUS To tide! To tide and fare not my good; Fare not my brethren, come cut to fire; In aught to honor thy shallow grazing, And there, the art had sunk, Though weeping cottons in the Weat, For fortune, to arch, ire. For certain, and for gathered have you waiting— Crisp air and our attire, to call tonight, The very moon to whom the stars melt, Though pacing off and appearing as none but small like, Off in the thunderous wonders of us, Beyond earth, Another path which light, And art must honor. Hear you, And faring great to those requested our service, Bone marrow, and silk wi‘d blood Forsaken, as all have heard by now, Enchantments and forced sermons, And with wit does honor I, Gasping for staging, Present but here not yet, The after wish of heart, you I does followeth, Daring to know thy name, As Kingdom come, And yet, You are not— Still dark the womb of haven't made, And saying, ‘Are I not of my father and mother, Or neither?' To honor once at dusk, my own coming as one And at dawn, my own night in the wake in death of days, Sure to end for not I wake, as fair health does hold My farewells and yonder says, Oh how I, And are you— The game at hand. And now, our honor. SEAN EVANS (As Tallymaede) —Bur first, we feast. [The chorus cheers with great elation.] Who the fuck ordered Greek Theatre cold opens? Jesus Christ, party of 1. I don't know. ‍♀️ I was fasting. I meant— ahem— Party of three. LEGENDS {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

GODDAMMIT RYAN REYNOLDS. WHAT DO YOU WANT? CUT TO: [Cofee is being made.] Oops, I Did It Again - Britney Spears [There are no pants involved.] …this is it, isn't it? What. Season 10 This is the movie before season 10 [Cofee is being enjoyed.] I want to go on high concept adventures through space and time. [There are still no pants involved.] What are you, Ryan Reynolds? A TV host? (sipping coffee) Let's just say I put in my time. —and until the seething, burning hate in your eyes returns, this conversation is over. It never left! So that's what strike force 5 does. ⚡️ Well then, this conversation is still over—because I have better shit to do. [Strike Force 4.5] Getting awesome parts in awesome movies for our friends—yes. Strike force 5–no. What do you mean ‘no' We kicked Jimmy out. Which Jimmy? Shouldn't matter. You know which. Shouldn't matter—okay— just— do the bit. What. The BIT, Ugh, alright. We meet again. Multiple actual actors are stuck in the actual world of Sesame Street, which— Admittedly, this is okay. —seems awesome at first, but after awhile… Ok. This [censored] gets deep. Not that bit! The other bit. I can't do that bit right now. What the fuck? Why not? Because, I'm not wearing pants. Did it work. FUCK YOU RYAN REYNOLDS, GODDAMMIT. So, we meet again. GET OUT. If I was a horse, I'd kick you in the face. Shit, if you were a horse, I'd kick you. And I love fucking horses. You love fucking horses?! You know what? I still might. Get over behind me and a little lower to the ground. You don't want that. No, you dont want that; I'm still holding in a fart. For four seasons? Meet me at the four seasons. For what? Because, global warming is a bitch and I want to take ironic memory photos for momentos. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? Same thing you are. (Sips coffee) You smell like baggage and unpaid debt. The Cosmic Avenger takes off his wedding band to prepare to fight; He places it on the table, and it begins to glow and float, growing as it begins to levitate and gravitate towards his opponent, [a mysterious multidimensional alien], who stands undefeated. The ring swells to the size of a large golden halo, sitting itself atop the head of his opponent, and though momentarily caught in the midsts of being in awe, the halo drops over his opponents head and onto their shoulders, tightening into a collar around their neck—beams of light attach to the collar like chained leashes and seven dieties drag his opponent away. The Cosmic Avenger stands in confusion, before asking, …what does that mean? A DRAW! (We'll see.) Ultralight beam>< oops I did it again. But play the video, right? That, and the Rick Roll. (Courtesy of Jesus Christ The Savior, Inc.) SUNNI BLU MorGIE. What! GODDAMMIT SUNNÏ WHAT! This memo says I'm starting opposite Ryan Reynolds in an upcoming action and adventure flick. Yes, that's correct. No, it isn't, Majilla!!! Why isn't it, Sunni? I can't star opposite Ryan Reynolds. Well, why not? CAUSE I'M GAY. Lil bitz So I was listening to Kanye Weat* Yes. I was listening to Kanye West, and he's talking about cheating on Kim, Like, out loud— And I get dumb curious, so I ask Google Google, why are dudes so obsessed with models— I typed that in and hit search, and the whole thing just freezes. Even Google doesn't have a fucking answer for the intrinsic stupidity that is the hardwiring of the modern man. You ever look at like Greek sculptures, or Roman Arcitecture and realize the women aren't fucking twigs? They're not sticks! They're like muscular, and thick, and mad healthy looking. And that's weird to me. That at one point men were wired to be attracted to healthy looking women— But now the ideal for perfection is like 110 lbs and if you're anywhere between 5'1 and 5'11 that's ideal. That's nuts to me. So you're just trying to like, put your dick through the bitch!? Yes. I can actually see my 5 inch penis on the other side of this woman as I penetrate her. Good job, guys. Meet me at Equinox; The Hudson Yards Location- 7:05 Sharp. Alright. EQUINOX FITNESS. HUDSON YARDS. NEW YORK CITY. DAY Not this side, that side. What do you mean. This is the fitness section. You said Equinox… We're going to the hotel. SUNNI BLU You ever been to pound town? Weather's great right now. I ain't going outside now, I got a new strike force, Four door, 5 clowns. Ohhhhhhhh. Shout out to Jimmy O! Don't shout out to Jimmy, no He back to back too many hooooeeess— You know I'm talkin bout his show Go stream Tonight though. No thanks. Ben and Jerry's tonight doe. AHEM. Gazuntite. Listen— Ryan Reynolds is the devil. I knew it. You knew that already? Yeah. Great, so is he through with Jimmy Fallon then? Uh, I guess. That's great, I gotta go rehearse these lines. Okay? Oh and Jimmy. Yes. Find some pants. MEANWHILE. DAVID LETTERMAN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That's more like it. Okay, but following up on before. THE COMIC AGENGER does not need an evil laugh. Hey, Jimmy. Mwahaha.. Damn. Okay. Look, I just found out that dude's evil laugh is actually just…his regular laugh. How do you mean? Have you ever heard Jimmy Fallon laugh? Play the clip. [JIMMY FALLON's actual laugh is terryfying and meniacal. ] You're a menace. You lost me. Whatever dog, I'll have all of you I'll ever need with AI. CUT TO: [Squirts soy sauce into Jimmy Fallon's squinty ass eyes.] AGGGHHHH. MY EYES. Quit friggin squinting. I'm not squinting! These are just my eyes! I hope you die. So. You're officially a literary genius. What are you going to do with that? I don't know? Die? Hahaha, she's Jewish! The entirety of the world of LEGENDS and enter the multiverse becomes a backdrop for Jimmy Kimmel's Latest Late Late Show Is that what it's called? I don't…give a fuck. He acts throughout the season as a literal comic relief, almost always only arriving as disaster and despair have stricken, and at the absolutely worst possible moment— AGH—MY EYES! Your squinty eyes. *also squints* AH WHAT THE [CENSORED] WHY ARE YOU STILL CENSORED?! Didn't they fire you from NBC? I'M CENSORED IN ANYTHING THAT MIGHT BE LATER SYNDICATED— [FUCK] (but censored) Is that what you're squinting at?! ITS IN MY CONTRACT, I AM NOT SQUINTING THESE ARE MY ACTUAL EYES. Fuck you, Jimmy. If I thought you had balls, I'd kick you in them right now. [EXPLITIVE] YOUR FACE. What are you, Chinese? THIS IS VERY OFFENSIVE. Hush, Yao Ming. YOURE JUST MAKING IT WORSE. Do you want any soy sauce in your noodles? This is classic ritual torture. You hush, too Billie— I need you to coconut oil the cornbread. Cornbread with noodles?! I didn't hear any complaints when I went over today's menu earlier while you two were at karaoke, almost getting along just fine. CUT TO: FLASHBACK, EARLIER I'm making noodles with cornbread, any suggestions. PSYCHO KILLER! FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH-FAH You're off pitch. I HAVE PERFECT PITCH. FA-FA You're flat. Eat a dick. Ugh. Yo, G, what's for lunch? [standing in the doorway awkwardly with a spatula] Oh, I get it— G stands for Flashback within a flashback: Tha God. I'm not calling you that. Why not? That's what you've been calling me for decades— now that I'm in a person, it makes any difference? Yeah, that person. Something's different. You don't say. It's my eyes. Something's — different. Oh, it's nothing— just the very slightest more blue. Blue, did you say? RYAN REYNOLDS (As Archer) You'll mark the hour at which it begins, With this, A solemn sustained and prolonged note Which cherishes your argument, That all art must come undone, Foraged in truth, And bound by light With sanctity. CHORUS Here here! Greetings, dear Chorus, Or have you named your honored hut—? The gathering of all bound by the Gods Who are astounded at our haste making! CHORUS To tide! To tide and fare not my good; Fare not my brethren, come cut to fire; In aught to honor thy shallow grazing, And there, the art had sunk, Though weeping cottons in the Weat, For fortune, to arch, ire. For certain, and for gathered have you waiting— Crisp air and our attire, to call tonight, The very moon to whom the stars melt, Though pacing off and appearing as none but small like, Off in the thunderous wonders of us, Beyond earth, Another path which light, And art must honor. Hear you, And faring great to those requested our service, Bone marrow, and silk wi‘d blood Forsaken, as all have heard by now, Enchantments and forced sermons, And with wit does honor I, Gasping for staging, Present but here not yet, The after wish of heart, you I does followeth, Daring to know thy name, As Kingdom come, And yet, You are not— Still dark the womb of haven't made, And saying, ‘Are I not of my father and mother, Or neither?' To honor once at dusk, my own coming as one And at dawn, my own night in the wake in death of days, Sure to end for not I wake, as fair health does hold My farewells and yonder says, Oh how I, And are you— The game at hand. And now, our honor. SEAN EVANS (As Tallymaede) —Bur first, we feast. [The chorus cheers with great elation.] Who the fuck ordered Greek Theatre cold opens? Jesus Christ, party of 1. I don't know. ‍♀️ I was fasting. I meant— ahem— Party of three. LEGENDS {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2024 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ©

Send us a textHeh...69. In this episode Edward is manic. Enjoy the ride as he reviews other people's lives while spiraling into madness. Mwahaha and what not. Support the showTree of Links: https://linktr.ee/amicancelledyet

Mwahaha! This is Count Pitchula typing this. That's right! I got a computer, and I took an online course on how to use it...once I could convince a friend to show me how to access the online course, OF COURSE...okay it was less of a friend and more of a guy I threatened on the street. Gosh you're so hung up on details, like omg ttyl fr ngl. Anyway, this week, Justin educates us on clinically recognized fears and Jigsaw makes a reality show. If you liked this episode, check out the rest of season 5 and beyond! As always follow us on twitter YES TWITTER, there we said it #brave, @pitchthispod and on Instagram @pitch_this_pod for episode announcements and other shenanigans!Support the show

Welcome to the SPOOKTACULAR EPISODE of Full Circus! Meet the guests, hear the stories. and prepare for the scare! Come join the party! if you dare... MWAHAHA!! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

In this episode, as we kick off a series of Halloween-themed episodes, we are reimagining Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party! The party remains the event that we have all come to love, but gets some updates from the crew as they take it up a notch with the spooky vibes! What will stay and what will go? Will Mickey's Boo-to-You Parade survive? You will have to listen to find out! Mwahaha!  Support the show

Albie the Avocado dreams of making the boat race crew, but he's never been picked for ANY team. With the help of his best friend, Paulo the Pineapple, can Albie turn things around? Can his EVIL AVOCADO persona win the day? Join us and find out! Mwahaha!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

SETH MEYERS is under contractual obligation by the NBC conglomerate to assist in gang stalking SUPACREE to shift her into the dimension where she is a writer/comedian. 9 minute drive—56 minute bus ride. How'd you know I'd take this bus? We always know. Who is “we” Oh, you know. No, I don't. Exactly. Illuminati—confirmed— You're not supposed to say it. Say what? Exactly. SETH produces a bundle of letters, fanning them out like a deck of cards. I thought you were a pyrophobe. Where did you get those?! Where do you think?! …iluminati confirmed. Wish granted. —wait, which wish? [He unfolds a one dollar bill and tugs twice at both ends.] Or—which—witch. [SETH MEYERS dissipates into JIMMY FALLON] OH—UNH—UH! MWAHAHA! Oh *censorred* no. I'll see you, my pretty! Ew! *dissappears* [In a whisp of embers and ashes, he dissipates into smoke—the one dollar bill floats perfectly into her hands; it reads S U P A C R E E.] Aw, *fuck this* Find the song: throw it up —throw it up—. AMY PEOL— AND TINA FEY APPEAE LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE. *cencorred* the *censorred* Don't worry! We'll be here to guide you! What! For what! We're your fairies! You're not fairies! I'm fairy drunk. *hiccups* Youre not fairies! You're actors; and you smell drunk. Jesus. Actually—in a fairy close parallel dimension —okay, that's enough_ We are fairies! Huh?! —but in this one— [they poof into witches] We're just witches! Uhh— It's a coven! No—noo— I made all that up! We know! Now it's true! Woah—*censored* that *censored* “Sonofabitch!” The bus I was making my way to crossed the intersection a block away—and I *farted towards it, lunging at full speed— Lol okay *darted towards it, lunging at full speed. It had been a rough two days with nearly only coffee and no water at all, besides the ice I had melted down from the machine to make my coffee, which I hid in the closet to keep from being confiscated again—I felt like I needed coffee to breathe, If I don't do it; You gon do it for me— That's a promise I'm a honest to God monster A Gobstopper: I'm non stop In this mo'fucker like a direct flight I just might decide to glide into hiding; A hiatus; I ain't right, I ain't white either, I scythe, ether—a slice, sprite? Neither; I drink water, like weeds, Peter, Or Padre—a gardener on your lawn I beg pardon, your honor But a dollar in Oaxaca keep the lights on And I'm homeless, So build the damn wall, —And some more homes, Brick and Mortar, Old world's out of order Oh! It's yelawplf What Throw it up God answered my question via YouTube with a less than 24 hour turnaround time. DAVID SPADE Oh, it's this guy again. DAVID SPADE … That's his name? I— guess— wait Well, that's the set, right? Looks like it … I thought it was SETH GREENE — o, I'm Seth Greene Are you sure. Yes. FUCK What. I forgot something Martini? Fuck, yea please. Really? At this point— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

SETH MEYERS is under contractual obligation by the NBC conglomerate to assist in gang stalking SUPACREE to shift her into the dimension where she is a writer/comedian. 9 minute drive—56 minute bus ride. How'd you know I'd take this bus? We always know. Who is “we” Oh, you know. No, I don't. Exactly. Illuminati—confirmed— You're not supposed to say it. Say what? Exactly. SETH produces a bundle of letters, fanning them out like a deck of cards. I thought you were a pyrophobe. Where did you get those?! Where do you think?! …iluminati confirmed. Wish granted. —wait, which wish? [He unfolds a one dollar bill and tugs twice at both ends.] Or—which—witch. [SETH MEYERS dissipates into JIMMY FALLON] OH—UNH—UH! MWAHAHA! Oh *censorred* no. I'll see you, my pretty! Ew! *dissappears* [In a whisp of embers and ashes, he dissipates into smoke—the one dollar bill floats perfectly into her hands; it reads S U P A C R E E.] Aw, *fuck this* Find the song: throw it up —throw it up—. AMY PEOL— AND TINA FEY APPEAE LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE. *cencorred* the *censorred* Don't worry! We'll be here to guide you! What! For what! We're your fairies! You're not fairies! I'm fairy drunk. *hiccups* Youre not fairies! You're actors; and you smell drunk. Jesus. Actually—in a fairy close parallel dimension —okay, that's enough_ We are fairies! Huh?! —but in this one— [they poof into witches] We're just witches! Uhh— It's a coven! No—noo— I made all that up! We know! Now it's true! Woah—*censored* that *censored* “Sonofabitch!” The bus I was making my way to crossed the intersection a block away—and I *farted towards it, lunging at full speed— Lol okay *darted towards it, lunging at full speed. It had been a rough two days with nearly only coffee and no water at all, besides the ice I had melted down from the machine to make my coffee, which I hid in the closet to keep from being confiscated again—I felt like I needed coffee to breathe, If I don't do it; You gon do it for me— That's a promise I'm a honest to God monster A Gobstopper: I'm non stop In this mo'fucker like a direct flight I just might decide to glide into hiding; A hiatus; I ain't right, I ain't white either, I scythe, ether—a slice, sprite? Neither; I drink water, like weeds, Peter, Or Padre—a gardener on your lawn I beg pardon, your honor But a dollar in Oaxaca keep the lights on And I'm homeless, So build the damn wall, —And some more homes, Brick and Mortar, Old world's out of order Oh! It's yelawplf What Throw it up God answered my question via YouTube with a less than 24 hour turnaround time. DAVID SPADE Oh, it's this guy again. DAVID SPADE … That's his name? I— guess— wait Well, that's the set, right? Looks like it … I thought it was SETH GREENE — o, I'm Seth Greene Are you sure. Yes. FUCK What. I forgot something Martini? Fuck, yea please. Really? At this point— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

SETH MEYERS is under contractual obligation by the NBC conglomerate to assist in gang stalking SUPACREE to shift her into the dimension where she is a writer/comedian. 9 minute drive—56 minute bus ride. How'd you know I'd take this bus? We always know. Who is “we” Oh, you know. No, I don't. Exactly. Illuminati—confirmed— You're not supposed to say it. Say what? Exactly. SETH produces a bundle of letters, fanning them out like a deck of cards. I thought you were a pyrophobe. Where did you get those?! Where do you think?! …iluminati confirmed. Wish granted. —wait, which wish? [He unfolds a one dollar bill and tugs twice at both ends.] Or—which—witch. [SETH MEYERS dissipates into JIMMY FALLON] OH—UNH—UH! MWAHAHA! Oh *censorred* no. I'll see you, my pretty! Ew! *dissappears* [In a whisp of embers and ashes, he dissipates into smoke—the one dollar bill floats perfectly into her hands; it reads S U P A C R E E.] Aw, *fuck this* Find the song: throw it up —throw it up—. AMY PEOL— AND TINA FEY APPEAE LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE. *cencorred* the *censorred* Don't worry! We'll be here to guide you! What! For what! We're your fairies! You're not fairies! I'm fairy drunk. *hiccups* Youre not fairies! You're actors; and you smell drunk. Jesus. Actually—in a fairy close parallel dimension —okay, that's enough_ We are fairies! Huh?! —but in this one— [they poof into witches] We're just witches! Uhh— It's a coven! No—noo— I made all that up! We know! Now it's true! Woah—*censored* that *censored* “Sonofabitch!” The bus I was making my way to crossed the intersection a block away—and I *farted towards it, lunging at full speed— Lol okay *darted towards it, lunging at full speed. It had been a rough two days with nearly only coffee and no water at all, besides the ice I had melted down from the machine to make my coffee, which I hid in the closet to keep from being confiscated again—I felt like I needed coffee to breathe, If I don't do it; You gon do it for me— That's a promise I'm a honest to God monster A Gobstopper: I'm non stop In this mo'fucker like a direct flight I just might decide to glide into hiding; A hiatus; I ain't right, I ain't white either, I scythe, ether—a slice, sprite? Neither; I drink water, like weeds, Peter, Or Padre—a gardener on your lawn I beg pardon, your honor But a dollar in Oaxaca keep the lights on And I'm homeless, So build the damn wall, —And some more homes, Brick and Mortar, Old world's out of order Oh! It's yelawplf What Throw it up God answered my question via YouTube with a less than 24 hour turnaround time. DAVID SPADE Oh, it's this guy again. DAVID SPADE … That's his name? I— guess— wait Well, that's the set, right? Looks like it … I thought it was SETH GREENE — o, I'm Seth Greene Are you sure. Yes. FUCK What. I forgot something Martini? Fuck, yea please. Really? At this point— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

SETH MEYERS is under contractual obligation by the NBC conglomerate to assist in gang stalking SUPACREE to shift her into the dimension where she is a writer/comedian. 9 minute drive—56 minute bus ride. How'd you know I'd take this bus? We always know. Who is “we” Oh, you know. No, I don't. Exactly. Illuminati—confirmed— You're not supposed to say it. Say what? Exactly. SETH produces a bundle of letters, fanning them out like a deck of cards. I thought you were a pyrophobe. Where did you get those?! Where do you think?! …iluminati confirmed. Wish granted. —wait, which wish? [He unfolds a one dollar bill and tugs twice at both ends.] Or—which—witch. [SETH MEYERS dissipates into JIMMY FALLON] OH—UNH—UH! MWAHAHA! Oh *censorred* no. I'll see you, my pretty! Ew! *dissappears* [In a whisp of embers and ashes, he dissipates into smoke—the one dollar bill floats perfectly into her hands; it reads S U P A C R E E.] Aw, *fuck this* Find the song: throw it up —throw it up—. AMY PEOL— AND TINA FEY APPEAE LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE. *cencorred* the *censorred* Don't worry! We'll be here to guide you! What! For what! We're your fairies! You're not fairies! I'm fairy drunk. *hiccups* Youre not fairies! You're actors; and you smell drunk. Jesus. Actually—in a fairy close parallel dimension —okay, that's enough_ We are fairies! Huh?! —but in this one— [they poof into witches] We're just witches! Uhh— It's a coven! No—noo— I made all that up! We know! Now it's true! Woah—*censored* that *censored* “Sonofabitch!” The bus I was making my way to crossed the intersection a block away—and I *farted towards it, lunging at full speed— Lol okay *darted towards it, lunging at full speed. It had been a rough two days with nearly only coffee and no water at all, besides the ice I had melted down from the machine to make my coffee, which I hid in the closet to keep from being confiscated again—I felt like I needed coffee to breathe, If I don't do it; You gon do it for me— That's a promise I'm a honest to God monster A Gobstopper: I'm non stop In this mo'fucker like a direct flight I just might decide to glide into hiding; A hiatus; I ain't right, I ain't white either, I scythe, ether—a slice, sprite? Neither; I drink water, like weeds, Peter, Or Padre—a gardener on your lawn I beg pardon, your honor But a dollar in Oaxaca keep the lights on And I'm homeless, So build the damn wall, —And some more homes, Brick and Mortar, Old world's out of order Oh! It's yelawplf What Throw it up God answered my question via YouTube with a less than 24 hour turnaround time. DAVID SPADE Oh, it's this guy again. DAVID SPADE … That's his name? I— guess— wait Well, that's the set, right? Looks like it … I thought it was SETH GREENE — o, I'm Seth Greene Are you sure. Yes. FUCK What. I forgot something Martini? Fuck, yea please. Really? At this point— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2023 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -U.

Ep.18 Happy Halloween Freaky Fam!!  We welcome back to the Lets Get Freaky studio Lois for a mini Halloween special!! Here at Lets Get Freaky its Halloween every day!! Mwahaha!! If you have had any paranormal experiences and would like to be a guest on the show please get in touch! Email us at letsgetfreakypodcast@outlook.comWe are on social media Facebook Instagram Twitter and TikTok! Come say hi! https://linktr.ee/letsgetfreaky#HappyHalloween #LetsGetFreaky #LetsGetFreakyPodcast #FreakyFam 

WELCOME TO SEASON THREE!!!We are so excited to be back and to have our listeners back, we're all doing what we do best.This first episode of Season 3 brings back themes of Halloween.Seth dives in with a new Netflix Limited Series show - Midnight Mass. *SPOILERS!* He doomed Erica again and got her to watch the horror even as she waits to pick her children up from school. Erica then mercilessly hooks Christine on episode one while she visits! Mwahaha!The trio then turns to the subject of the dead, specifically our ancestors. Is the veil during the Halloween season and Samhain *actually* thinner? Can we really interact with our dead loved ones? Hmmm. Come ponder some thoughts with us.

t's finally spoopy season 2021 and the Cutscenes & Cupcakes team have something very special in store for you…. Tune in here first to find out! Mwahaha! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

BOO! Welcome to the SPOOKTACULAR Halloween special of Full Circus! Tristan is in his element, with a whole cast of fun inanimate objects to share the studio with. He covers; the beauty of Halloween, why he was antispook growing up, his childhood trauma, common fears, how he almost got his organs harvested (long story), and MORE in this episode. TUNE IN...if you dare. MWAHAHA!

Worked in the share office space today because the power was off at home. Got a fair bit done without distractions. Work day went super quick. Listened to the Kanye album preview livestream. Album sounds so good. Can't wait! There were a couple of sampled spoken bits that jumped out at me that I think I'll be able to stew on as much as I have that line from Ultralight Beam (“You can never go too far when you can't come back home again”) to help me think through some things. Altered the sleeves on my Plastic Loaves jumper to be a bit tighter at the wrists. Listened to the Geelong Cats get thrashed in the first game of the Finals. Sheer poetry! Mwahaha. Nice day weather-wise. Got a bit on my mind in relation to matters of the heart. Food for thought. I may need to set some time aside to gnaw at that a bit over the weekend. M: 5. E: 6.5. L: 0.5.

Meagan, Zena and Jon talk slow burn vs immediate horror, Halloween viewing lists, another underrated gem and more.***Get more content and rewards on patreon! patreon.com/bdisgustingpod***Want to call in and give us your take? Call (224) 475-1040 and leave the sort of message you wouldn't be embarrassed if your parents heard.***A full list of the movies we've watched can be found (thanks to Robert Prudhomme) at: https://letterboxd.com/fanofsaga/list/the-bloody-disgusting-podcast-movies-we-seen/***Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe on your favorite apps***Follow the show on social media:Twitter: @bdisgustingpodIG: @bdisgustingpod***Or email us at bdisgustingpodcast@gmail.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Here it is. The entire season two story entirely in its entire entirety. The fellas also manage to jam a couple of actors into corrals ahead of next week's WWTP Fantasy Draft. And somebody might reveal the mysterious dark secret behind GGRACE that everyone has suspected all along. Or did they? Mwahaha ha ha ha!!!

How to Build Boundaries (& Why Homeschool Mama Needs Them) Boundaries are simply this: you respect yourself and expect others to respect you also. Teresa Wiedrick We homeschool mamas have a unique challenge and privilege all at the same time: we signed up to be with our children. We might needa little quiet in our homes. We might need some time away from our kids. We might need a clean house in order to feel sane. That's a challenge. Boundaries are simply this: you respect yourself and expect others to respect you also. Why build boundaries? The boundaries you maintain around your energy, needs, and goals will help you maintain your peace, quiet, cleanliness and organization. When our needs and goals are met, we have energy and mental space to extend nurture to those around us too. What kinds of boundaries do we instill? Boundaries are entirely subjective. What you value and what I value aren't the same. Maybe you don't value a clean house. I've met that mom. She was horribly messy, but also far more content with her kids. To each her own. We need to create at-home work boundaries. Some of us moms are trying to work from home while homeschooling. For my creative writing to expand, I like to write in quiet. Mwahaha. (You know where I'm going). This has been a challenge, to say the least. Over the years my kids have learned (most days) if I am tapping on my laptop or my study door is closed, I am unavailable. We need to create morning boundaries. I insist on fifteen minutes of early morning quiet for my brain to wake up with a cup of coffee, daily reading, and a journal entry. As I'm aging, I wake at ridiculously early hours, so I don't have to work at it. Teenagers don't wake at 5. How to accomplish morning boundaries with younger kids: For some three-year-olds, fifteen minute's quiet might be too long. Consider purchasing an alarm clock and set the alarm to 7 o'clock. They're up at six, you say. The alarm Text Box: …you do not have to be a representative of the homeschool world.clock is for them to stay IN their room. Let them know when the alarm goes off, they can come out and greet you then. Make sure they're set up with a few toys, books, and a snack just for the morning, so they have something to do. (And I know, this idea would never have worked with one of my girls, but it worked with the other three.) Build on your time apart. Consider setting a boundary on your toilet time. If the door is closed, no one can talk to you, unless the house is on fire. Direct them to scream, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! And the house better be on fire. Stretch toilet time to ten minutes, then eleven, then twelve. Bring in a book and a cup of coffee. (At what age do you start? If they don't know what a fire is, or they don't have the verbal skills to yell, “The house is on fire,” they're too young.) Build boundaries with non-supporters. When you're not feeling the love from the general public or an unsupportive relative, when you regularly hear comments like “Why aren't you in school? Is it legal? Do you have teaching certification?” Remind yourself: you do not have to be a representative of the homeschool world. People are often just surprised by an unconventional choice or wondering if there's a holiday. They might benefit from hearing your reasons for your homeschool preference. If you've been asked something regularly, be prepared to answer, but determine your answers in advance. No sass required. Build boundaries into your homeschool day. If you're not an unschooler, and you're occupied in a study routine, don't answer the phone. Determine your study hours, let the regular people in your life know those study hours, and they will learn to honour them as you insist these boundaries are as necessary as punching a clock in a workplace. Build cleanliness boundaries.

"Hey" song intro by yours truly, little bit of informative history (yes I know some.) My foot might fall off? Who knows? 

Mwahaha it's time for a spooky episode of Seraphina Speaks. And this time I have a question for you listeners! Happy Halloween! Will you write and tell me what you think? My email is seraphina@seraphinaspeaks.com.

Tristan speaks on all the spooky things of past, present, and not really the future. Tales of serial killings, near death experiences, and potty training. It is all in the name of the haunted audio files...Enjoy!..if you dare.. MWAHAHA!

Tonight on CC... It’s Halloween, bitches! So we’re diving into the spooky world of monsters -- sea creatures, reptilian cave dwellers, dogmen... and the ever-terrifying CORN_SQUATCH! Hide under your favorite blanket and get ready to quiver in your urine-soaked trousers, cuz shit is about to get dark.... Mwahaha!!!

Mwahaha! It's a ~magical~ episode this time as we discuss Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau, famous throughout the French Quarter to this day for her mystic ways! And the accused witch Tituba who you perhaps already know of *wink to you Arthur Miller fans*, but now we're talking about the real story! So join us as we talk Voodoo, Salem and of course our episodic kickass recommendations!!

My Rig is Here and I am Excited to announce that CONTENT will be officially consistent now Mwahaha! Sorry x not sorry

The Tories have been spreading scare stories about the ‘Cost of Corbyn’, but do the sums add up? James Meadway is in the studio to discuss this plus the latest on the Johnson/Farage love in. Michael is also joined by Vicky Pryce to talk about her new book ‘Women vs Capitalism’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqsILacXyx0

The Tories have been spreading scare stories about the ‘Cost of Corbyn’, but do the sums add up? James Meadway is in the studio to discuss this plus the latest on the Johnson/Farage love in. Michael is also joined by Vicky Pryce to talk about her new book ‘Women vs Capitalism’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqsILacXyx0

Happy Halloween! This week, we present one of our SPOOKY favorites from the BwG archives. Tim and Frank bring you their third annual Halloween Spooktacular! This year they bring you their favorite TV and movie vampires of all time. Happy Halloween! Beers Blood of the Week:  YOURS! Mwahaha!

Today’s podcast episode features a little bit of the creepy and a little bit of the funny. Mwahaha

Have you ever been hassled in the street? Did you feel too rude to walk away or say.... NO!? Well tonight, Dana has had enough, Mwahaha!Episode One features the voices of:Esther Ajayi - Auntie and Dana - Todd Bell - The Man in the Street - Produced by Todd Bell - Sound Design and Writing: Esther Ajayi - Artwork: Frederic Marschall

On this episode of Talkin' Far Far Away, take everything with a grain of salt, and join Scott Inch & Robin Vogt as they kick back, relax and break down some speculation surrounding Episode IX. Where is Kylo Ren heading, and could we see the return of a darker force? Also, a little taste of Transylvania as Robin prepares for Halloween. Mwahaha! Follow the Brick City Blockade on Facebook: www.facebook.com/brickcityblockadepodcast/ Support us through Patreon! : www.patreon.com/brickcityblockade Shoutout to our Patron's | Regina Sanders & Neil Lowery Thanks for Listening, and May the Force be with you!

Mwahaha! Welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! We welcome our special guests Bek & Tyler from The Minds of Madness Podcast to celebrate Halloween 2018 and we explore how the world of true crime & ghost stories cross over into weddings! From 2 weddings where murders were committed by the grooms to the trend of Ghost Weddings Rituals in China & more. To listen to the episodes we mentioned on The Minds of Madness Podcast (episodes discussed in this episode are #5 titled Rogerio Damascena, and #6 & #7 titled Dr. George Scott Samson Pts. 1 & 2) please visit http://mindsofmadnesspodcast.com Want more episodes of Secret Life of Weddings? Get some extra juicy stories exclusively available monthly on Patreon, click here to become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings Do you have your OWN podcast but hate editing? Lisa is taking on a few select clients as a freelance podcast editor. Please visit http://cocobeancreative.com and click on Podcasting to get in touch about working with Lisa on your show. You can email Lisa directly at hello@cocobeancreative.com To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/secretlifeofweddings/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/secretlifeofwed Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/thesecretlifeofweddings Tumblr: https://secretlifeofweddings.tumblr.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQJ6EVYHYsmIvs_bnHqKXSg Reddit: http://reddit.com/r/secretlifeofweddings --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/secretlifeofweddings/support

Time again for another All Halloween's Eve Spooktacular Sales Event!! Beware this spooky episode, recorded this very night eight months ago!!! For the horrible breathing audible throughout confirms that making this the Halloween episode was PREMEDITATED!! NOT AN AFTERTHOUGHT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Anyways, we talked about Welcome to Willits with Blurry Culkin. Stick around to the very end, if you dare, for the chilling proof that we always intended for this to be the Halloween episode. Mwahaha, haha, Morgrom & Morgrom, etc...

We haven't done this in a LONG time, which makes this all the more satisfying to bring back: the "Two Minute Movie Mile" (or 2MMM for short), where we each get two minutes (or four if it's one we both saw) to discuss a movie. You got to get it out in those 120 seconds or it'll never happen again! Mwahaha. Anyway, here are the movies Jack and/or Korey saw: THE SNOWMAN (2017) MAN BITES DOG (1992) ME BEFORE YOU (2016) WISH UPON (2017) COFFY (1973) PADDINGTON 2 (2018) PHANTOM THREAD (2017) MUDBOUND (2017) GILBERT (2017) wagesofcinema@gmail.com Johnny Greenwood does the score for Phantom Thread Featuring trailers for The Snowman and Wish Upon

What the New York Times UFO Report Actually Reveals Article link: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/new-york-times-ufo-report.html The main source in the Times article was a former Pentagon employee named Luis Elizondo, who ran a small program called Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification from 2007 until it was shut down in 2012. What made the story Times-worthy was the fact that Elizondo's account was vouched for by the man who'd arranged for its funding, former Senate majority leader Harry Reid, as well as by the billionaire donor who won the contract to manage the program, Robert Bigelow. (Fox News justifiably raised an eyebrow at the men's lucrative interconnection.) “The program produced documents that describe sightings of aircraft that seemed to move at very high velocities with no visible signs of propulsion, or that hovered with no apparent means of lift,” the article asserted, later adding: “The company modified buildings in Las Vegas for the storage of metal alloys and other materials that Mr. Elizondo and program contractors said had been recovered from unidentified aerial phenomena. In addition, researchers also studied people who said that they had experienced physical effects from encounters with the objects and examined them for physiological changes.” Nick Pope Tweet ‏@nickpopemod Pro-UFO story in the New York Times: check. Worldwide media coverage results: check. SpaceX rocket launch causes #UFO hysteria: check. Now to unleash that false flag alien invasion so my Illuminati colleagues and I can enact the Space Patriot Act and take over the world. Mwahaha! Show Stuff Checkout our new UFO BUSTER RADIO GOODIES!! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/UFOBusterRadio/ Facebook Pages UBR Truth Seekers Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/216706068856746 Manny Moonraker: https://www.facebook.com/MannyMoonraker/ UFO Buster Radio: https://www.facebook.com/UFOBusterRadio UFO Buster Radio Merch T-Shirts and stuff: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/UFOBusterRadio UFO Buster Radio YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCggl8-aPBDo7wXJQ43TiluA To contact Manny: manny@ufobusterradio.com, or on Twitter @ufobusterradio Call the show anytime at (972) 290-1329 and leave us a message with your point of view, UFO sighting, and ghostly experiences or join the discussion on www.ufobusterradio.com For Skype Users: bosscrawler Background Track(s): YouTube Creator Studio: Far The Days Come by Letter Box

What the New York Times UFO Report Actually Reveals Article link: http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/12/new-york-times-ufo-report.html The main source in the Times article was a former Pentagon employee named Luis Elizondo, who ran a small program called Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification from 2007 until it was shut down in 2012. What made the story Times-worthy was the fact that Elizondo's account was vouched for by the man who'd arranged for its funding, former Senate majority leader Harry Reid, as well as by the billionaire donor who won the contract to manage the program, Robert Bigelow. (Fox News justifiably raised an eyebrow at the men's lucrative interconnection.) “The program produced documents that describe sightings of aircraft that seemed to move at very high velocities with no visible signs of propulsion, or that hovered with no apparent means of lift,” the article asserted, later adding: “The company modified buildings in Las Vegas for the storage of metal alloys and other materials that Mr. Elizondo and program contractors said had been recovered from unidentified aerial phenomena. In addition, researchers also studied people who said that they had experienced physical effects from encounters with the objects and examined them for physiological changes.” Nick Pope Tweet ‏@nickpopemod Pro-UFO story in the New York Times: check. Worldwide media coverage results: check. SpaceX rocket launch causes #UFO hysteria: check. Now to unleash that false flag alien invasion so my Illuminati colleagues and I can enact the Space Patriot Act and take over the world. Mwahaha! Show Stuff Checkout our new UFO BUSTER RADIO GOODIES!! https://shop.spreadshirt.com/UFOBusterRadio/ Facebook Pages UBR Truth Seekers Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/216706068856746 Manny Moonraker: https://www.facebook.com/MannyMoonraker/ UFO Buster Radio: https://www.facebook.com/UFOBusterRadio UFO Buster Radio Merch T-Shirts and stuff: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/UFOBusterRadio UFO Buster Radio YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCggl8-aPBDo7wXJQ43TiluA To contact Manny: manny@ufobusterradio.com, or on Twitter @ufobusterradio Call the show anytime at (972) 290-1329 and leave us a message with your point of view, UFO sighting, and ghostly experiences or join the discussion on www.ufobusterradio.com For Skype Users: bosscrawler Background Track(s): YouTube Creator Studio: Far The Days Come by Letter Box

We're back! Thank you for your patience during our longer-than-planned hiatus. But now that we're finished with our individual travels and healthy again, you won't be getting rid of us so easily! Mwahaha. On to the show! In this episode, we learn that Ben knows exactly how to get Sawyer to behave, and that the con man can be conned. Kate says the "L" word about Sawyer, but we're not sure if she's telling the truth. Jack plays an angle with Juliet that leads nowhere, because his surgeon skills are needed NOW and there's no more time for mind games. And they're on an OTHER ISLAND! How about that!

Tim and Frank bring you their third annual Halloween Spooktacular! This year they bring you their favorite TV and movie vampires of all time. Happy Halloween! Beers Blood of the Week:  YOURS! Mwahaha!

The thrilling finale to Girls Night! Oh, and don’t you worry. Conversations have already taken place to convince Jonsey to livestream her first playthrough of Konami’s PT demo. MWAHAHA! Got an idea for a topic? Heck, wanna Skype in to … Continue reading →

We talk about the three big (to us) movie/shows coming out of the SDCC and Rem recaps the New Horizons Pluto flyby! Short and simple, just how we like it! Episode Features: Outtakes at the end. Like us on  Call us @ (978) DUOGRES ((978) 386-4737) Follow us on twitter  [Intro uses the "Black Vortex" track by Kevin Macleod (). Licensed under  Outro uses "Mwahaha" track by . Licensed under ] Tags: #podcast, #SDCC, #computerproblems, #stevenuniverse, #cartoons, #thestanleyparable, #games, #onrails, #origins, #deadpool, #batmanvsuperman, #suicidesquad, #ashvsevildead, #brucecampbell, #nasa, #plutoflyby, #Suidobashi, #Kuratas, #Megabots, #MegabotsInc, #MK2, #MTG

I fixed this! This episode was dead, cut off in its prime and I BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE. BOW BEFORE ME, THE GREAT RESSURECTOR! MWAHAHA! This week’s big topics include Mouth Silence, Die Antwoord, Sound of Music, Welcome to Night Vale, RTM Radio, Two Best Friends Play, LoadingReadyRun, 5 Centimeters Per Second, Venture Bros, The post Episode 93: Was Broked Now Fixed appeared first on Read the Manual.

  Evil Mad Scientist's Lenore Edman (@EMSL) talks about what evil mad scientists do on their path to world domination. Surprisingly, it consists largely of art, education, and soldering. Some EMSL items we talked about: LED Menorah kit (solderless breadboard and soldering version). ATtiny2313 Target Boards Bristlebot: a very cute, easy to build mini robot  We also mentioned Maker Faire, a wonderful community, and Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog. There is a give away on this show: EMS's Snap-O-Lantern kit. Tweet to Elecia (@logicalelegance) or contact the show. Send in the name of the author of the final quote, first one to do so wins the kit! [Update: Matthew J has won the kit!]  

"Mist (Winter)" by White Hills from So You Are... So You'll Be; "Simba" by Total Normal from Tales of the Expected; "Night Drive" by Architecture in Tokyo from their split release with Drip 133 Lilac '97; "Thor's Stone" by Forest Swords from Engravings; "Sleep Deep (Jel and Odd Nosdam Remix)" by Mwahaha from the freely availble Jel remix compilation Jel Mix Mice Elf; "Stay with Me" by Warm Thighs from their self titled album; "Vaporware 5" by Donato Dozzy from Plays Bee Mask; "Myriads Rise (Gift Culture Mix)" by Libations and Oscillations from Myriads Revisited; "Alvarado" by High Wolf from Kairos Chronos.

"Mist (Winter)" by White Hills from So You Are... So You'll Be; "Simba" by Total Normal from Tales of the Expected; "Night Drive" by Architecture in Tokyo from their split release with Drip 133 Lilac '97; "Thor's Stone" by Forest Swords from Engravings; "Sleep Deep (Jel and Odd Nosdam Remix)" by Mwahaha from the freely availble Jel remix compilation Jel Mix Mice Elf; "Stay with Me" by Warm Thighs from their self titled album; "Vaporware 5" by Donato Dozzy from Plays Bee Mask; "Myriads Rise (Gift Culture Mix)" by Libations and Oscillations from Myriads Revisited; "Alvarado" by High Wolf from Kairos Chronos.

Hi everyone!Sorry about the lateness this week.  Caught the flu something awful and burned through my buffer.  Finally starting to get caught up.  I'm behind enough now next week's episode might be a bit late as well, but I'm going to give it a try to get it out on time.My advice: don't catch the flu.  It's not a good idea.And if you decide to ignore that warning, they say laughter is the best medicine, so enjoy this week's episode!- RalphHi, and welcome to the Open Licensed Music Podcast, the show where we highlight music from artists who let you share their music.  I'm Ralph Wacksworth, and today's episode is featuring funny music.  As a heads-up, all of the songs this week have lyrics, and even the things that aren't songs do.  So, let's get a'listenin'.Calling All Bars (2:38 @ 0:17)Renderin' (edited) (2:11 @ 2:56)Mwahaha (3:55 @ 5:06)Gorilla My Dreams (1:30 @ 9:00)The CC BY Song (Telecasterized edition) (ft. Loveshadow) (edited) (2:19 @ 10:30)Blue Lego (Steve Jobs Hates Flash) (3:19 @ 12:50)That was Calling All Bars by Mind Cabaret, which is available from Jamendo and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  After that was a slightly edited version of Renderin' by Bill Mills, which is available from The Funny Music Project Sideshow and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  Then we had Mwahaha by Oookla The Mok and Gorilla My Dreams by Glen Raphael, which are both available from The Funny Music Project and are licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  Next up was a slightly edited version of The CC BY Song (Telecasterized edition) (ft. Loveshadow) by Admiral Bob, which is available from ccMixter and is licensed under an Attribution license.  Finishing up was Blue Lego (Steve Jobs Hates Flash) by John Anealio, which is available from his website at johnanealio.com and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial license.Staying Fat (edited) (2:46 @ 17:01)Apple Feast (3:00 @ 19:46)The Sandwich Song Singalong (2:26 @ 22:43)Speed Racer Wannabe (edited) (3:13 @ 25:10)Redesign Your Logo (4:21 @ 28:16)Camera Phone LOL (2:26 @ 32:33)Teach Your Baby Bass Guitar (edited) (4:43 @ 34:56)Bedtime Blues (ft. Admiral Bob) (4:30 @ 39:29)That was a slightly edited version of Staying Fat by Cirque du So What, Apple Feast by TV's Kyle, The Sandwich Song Singalong by Steve Goodie, a slightly edited version of Speed Racer Wannabe by Dino-Mike, which amazingly enough it sounds like he got permission to open license the sound bytes for, and Redesign Your Logo by Lemon Demon, all five of which are available from The Funny Music Project and are licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  After that was Camera Phone LOL by johnnyfoure, which is available from SoundCloud and is licensed under an Attribution license.  He also has a music video of it up on YouTube and encourages fans to make their own video.  Then we had a slightly edited version of Teach Your Baby Bass Guitar by Flat 29, which is available from The Funny Music Project and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  Finishing up was Bedtime Blues (ft. Admiral Bob) by Down With Ben, which is available from ccMixter and is licensed under an Attribution license.Today's app-of-the-day is lichess, an open source online chess game.  Play against the computer or another human player, or use the included instructions to run a server yourself for your friends to play on.  It's apparently written largely in Scala, which I was a little surprised at since it's probably the largest project that I know of in that language.  Anyway, check it out today at lichess.org or download the source code at https://github.com/ornicar/lilaNow for a short noncommercial break from one of our nonsponsors followed by more music.The FuMPEmo brand razor fake commercial Phillip J Rhoades 2009 (0:10 @ 47:15)Don't Jump (3:11 @ 47:25)How to prepare instant noodles (0:55 @ 50:28)The Pimple Song (3:00 @ 51:23)Eat More Possum (edited) (2:12 @ 54:23)My Conjoined Twin (2:32 @ 56:36)That was an edited version of Podcast Promo by The Funny Music Project, which is available from The Funny Music Project and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  After that was Emo brand razor fake commercial Phillip J Rhoades by phillip-j-rhoades, which is available from SoundCloud and is licensed under an Attribution license.  Then we had How to prepare instant noodles by Sonaje, which is available from SoundCloud and is licensed under an Attribution license.  Next up was The Pimple Song by Willie B Poppin, which is available from The Funny Music Project and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  After that was a slightly edited version of Eat More Possum by Bordercollie, which is available from The Funny Music Project Sideshow and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  Finishing up was My Conjoined Twin by Todd Chappelle, which is available from The Funny Music Project and is licensed under an Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.So, that's all for today.  Remember - piracy of commercial music only proves your dependence on that model and justifies further censorship and restriction.  So don't pirate it - replace it with something better.  Listen to open licensed music, donate to the artists behind it, go to concerts, and buy music from artists whose record labels don't see you as their enemies.  Support artists where your support actually counts.This episode was made using Gentoo Linux, Xubuntu Linux, Audacity, Audacious for organizing playlists, and Leafpad for notes, and is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial Share-Alike license.  Feel free to give it to your friends, or if you didn't like it, your enemies.  Links to the songs in this podcast are available on the website.  Listen in next time for some music with a bit of a western feel.  See 'ya!Download MP3Episode 36: Funny Music by Ralph Wacksworth is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.