A casual, ongoing conversation between two technology leaders trying to suck less every day, with Chris Tonkinson and Frank Koehl.
Wherein the guys time travel but Chris can't clone a repo.
Wherein the guys autocomplete on steroids.
Wherein the guys hate all databases.
Wherein the guys tap to pay for their sins.
Wherein silk shirts and sushi are just great.
Wherein Chris has a benchy and Frank is stuck in the 90's.
Wherein the guys explore the depths of existential dread.
Wherein the guys have been prompt engineering episodes since 1842.
Wherein the guys build a time machine to wage war on sprints.
Wherein the guys just put the fries in the bag.
Wherein the guys argue whether to improve every day, or burn it all down.
Wherein the guys plot to overthrow HR after talking about hip thrustage.
Wherein Frank visits the bakery while Chris loves a game no one's ever heard of.
Wherein AWS gaslights Chris and Frank goes all Japanophile.
Wherein Chris is Thanos and Frank sees forks in our future.
Wherein the guys think wheelwrights are making a comeback!
Wherein Chris gives 0.1% and Frank goes full boomer desktop.
Wherein Frank goes full Enya and Chris can't build a single boat.
Wherein Frank owns Roblox and Chris hates SMS spam.
Wherein Frank's setup fails and Chris ponders jewel theivery.
Wherein Frank dreams of Israeli space lasers and Chris ponders flat earth trolls.
Wherein Chris spreads cookies while Frank spreads fake news.
Wherein Frank goes fishing for analogies and Chris tangles the lines.
Wherein Frank upgrades his Potato while Chris can quit Factorio any time he wants. Really.
Wherein Chris is a chatty Cathy with OpenAI, and Frank buils a patio to avoid his kids.
Wherein Frank bans water and Chris missed the black Nazi thing.
Wherein Frank fumes while Chris gatekeeps.
Wherein Frank's Google search fails and Chris blmaes the French.
Wherein Frank explains config management while Chris prepares to go postal.
Wherein Frank wants you to stick to your guns.
Wherein Chris spirals about consoles and Frank loves punchcards.
Wherein Chris is pro-dictator and Frank is pro-losing.
Wherein many bugs make all eyes shallow... or something...
Wherein Franks eyes bleed while Chris has people breathe into his mouth.
Wherein Chris hates Postgres and Frank gets a new aura.
Wherein Chris does calculus and Frank has a bone to pick.
Wherein Chris is the boy who cried wolf and Frank doles out mad karma.
Wherein the guys have a young Harrson Ford on the show!
Wherein the guys find it difficult to cancel the upcoming XBox X Æ A-12.
Wherein Chris takes a break and Frank has a better advent calendar.
Wherein the guys defend HCL.... or do they?
Wherein Chris buys baking soda and Frank can't have PIP.
Wherein verily I say unto you, yaks will be shaved.
Wherein the guys talk about CI and black magic.
Wherein the guys are dumber than their employees.