Run It BAC%

Stop bringing up the slaughtering of Native Americans on Thanksgiving. Just eat your turkey.

I just wanna thank Blue Chew for all of the recent events in my life.

The Female Roommate has been a bully and is in Spain, so I unleash a bit. Also, stay away from national parks, don't do the right thing, and don't let women steal your sweatshirts. Oh yeah, and my mom got arrested lol.

Lauren Polli is a 32 year old comic out of Raleigh, North Carolina. She's still single, and it's obvious as to why.

I had an abortion, am preparing for a wedding, and please don't talk to me about your fantasy football team.

I'm back after a hiatus. I talk about the delta variant, an idea to fix the Taliban problem, and I was told I'm like Forrest Gump.

I don't remember recording this episode so this will be just as much of a shock to you as it is to me.

I was having a great week until God dropped a tree on my Jeep, I have some advice for my new Goddaughter, and I'm risking it all in Florida.

I want to push Fauci down an elevator shaft, weed isn't a performance enhancing drug, I put a cockroach in the female roommates bed, she took a picture of her @$$ for underage boys, and I am an influencer in more ways than one.

I rant about the Venmo giveaway, Miss Pacman, shrooms, Delta 8, my man date, the R word, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and I read some mean DMs from my exes husband

A cougar broke my heart, I have some advice for a (maybe?) lesbian, I wore my Caitlyn Jenner shirt to a drag show, I got promoted and learned a valuable lesson, and I'm becoming a Yes Man.

A naked woman robbed me, i talk about seeing Louis CK live, a quick review of Bo Burnham's 'Inside,' and I debate quitting comedy.

I had an altercation at a comedy show, I'm seeing the GOAT of comedy next week, I rebrand this show to be all about Caitlyn Jenner, and Jackie Robinson is now an important part of my house.

Mother's Day is fun, my sister is a jerk again, I give my thoughts on the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, and I hate ladies night.

I explain why I haven't been able to post episodes. Seriously, that's it.

I'm psyched for the NFL draft, get accused of mansplaining, provide an update from a certain lady, explain why tall dudes are douchebags, rip apart the worst GoFundMe ever, and 'donate' to a 'good cause'

I'm back after a brief hiatus in my new place in downtown Raleigh. I talk about the Chauvin trial, why I think my roommate concussed me, her night with a Werewolf, two STD scares, drinking moonshine while listening to a domestic dispute, and a Hinge conversation with the dumbest woman on the planet.

I'm back on the booze! I talk about my birthday, my trip to Philly, Straight2DVD pod, my sister being a b****, reconnecting with an ex, and Ellory Smith making history and being cancelled.

It's my birthday, yippee. I talk about my new living situation, why KFC Barstool is a chotch, three lucky women that get to talk to me, Egyptian tombs, MISTER Potato Head, the Oreo cookie Twitter account, Dr. Seuss' cancellation, the new Harry Potter video game, and more.

I talk about moving into my new place, insecurities as a big guy, that time my friend Angus did the most bro thing ever, and why I hate Carson Wentz.

Last episode in the old apartment. I decide I'm moving back to Philly thanks to the series finale of House, talk about friends with benefits, pegging, my banana of a therapist, and more.

Matt Burn makes his second appearance, and he goes into detail about his trans girl hookup. He also does a killer Bill Cosby impression.

I pay homage to my uncle who passed away last week, talk about my confusion with women naming their dildos, compare Kobe Bryant to Aaron Hernandez, and update you all on therapy.

Happy MLK day! I'm almost three weeks sober, and rant about why MLK was one of the greatest dudes ever, but not because of his civil rights movement. My roommate continues to drink my milk, and I also need advice on my living situation, and am seeing a therapist next week and have an idea to expedite the process.

I'm 11 days sober, head spinning on Zyn pouches. I talk about wanting to strangle my roommate, advice to OnlyFans creators, relationship advice in the mailbag, James Corden, the Capitol Hill fiasco, and more.

I'm back from a PA Christmas and have a great story about some jerk I met who doesn't understand finesse. I have an important update about a life choice I'm making as well. Plus, I toured the Yuengling Brewery in Pottsville, PA and had a great time.

I'm basically over COVID-19. My roommate just left (Thank God) and I ramble about going to PA for Christmas, Yuengling, why friends are better than family, Chris Pratt being Bi-Sexual, and Omaha Steaks.

I tested positive for Covid-19! Woohoo! I struggle to breathe through this one, my bad. I have flashbacks of my abusive mom too. In all honesty, this episode blows.

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and I talk about why Columbus saved us from a life of camping. I go into detail about the times I had to dial 911 on Thanksgiving, my holiday anxiety, my friend sleeping with an NBA star, and certain kinds of porn being banned in the USA.

I explain why we should be counting dead votes, my awful Halloween dressed as Aaron Hernandez, sleeping with a Trump supporter, and a bridesmaid blocking me on social media.

I tell you who I voted for, my weekend in Wilmington, and that time a fraternity tried to sue me for my Halloween costume. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

It's Wine Wednesday and I'm having trouble breathing. Not sure why though. I talk about the Proud Boys (a nice social club I recently joined), Benny's Pizza Challenge, Conchata Farrell passing away, and how 'saying it out loud' can help you make decisions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Matt Burn is a comedian out of Philly. We went to high school together but never really talked to each other. Matt has some fucked up disease where he can't drink, so I take the liberty of drinking extra Yuengling's for him. We talk about comedy, that time he faked having down syndrome to get out of a mugging, and more. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm doing Sober October and give my thoughts on the first presidential debate. I talk about certain bad things in Philly, AOC, why LeBron is better than MJ, and more. Also, whoever the person listening to the show in Italy is, DM ME. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I met CitizenHush (he wishes to keep his real name anonymous) in 2019 through Twitter. He paid me to eat a raw ramen sandwich, as well as a cooked ramen sandwich because...why not. He's a BIG 2A advocate, kills predators for fun, and is an overall good dude. We mostly talk guns, our Tourette's brotherhood, and most importantly, he donated a large amount to the AFSP in honor of my dad, Joseph Jude Marra. Fuck yeah. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This is my first sober episode, but I pulled an all nighter the night before and am grumpy. My sister is pregnant again, and I rant about only children, adoption, the lake scene from Cuties on Netflix, and why golf isn't a sport. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm drinking Miller Lite, talking about my weekend relapse with my roommate out of town. RIP to RBG, but we saw it coming. I read the plot to Cuties, a disgusting movie that should cause any erection go down. Speaking of erections, I talk about that one erection from high school... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm drunkenly commentating on that one time I became a Jerry Springer legend, while spreading awareness about the Beluga Whale population --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

In episode 1, I'm drunk and give my thoughts on Instagram followers, real estate agents, Tamaqua Pennsylvania, and more. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app