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Here’s some jewzy junk for your ears. Joe K joins us again and also said he was “happy to play the role of that shithead Andy Cohen” (which made me giggle) when he told us about it. It’s a fun one. And the show’s alright too.Have a great long weekend fretting in your homes and apartments while the weather warms and the world falls apart. Peace and love. -PNS

Hi listenturds! We have a fun showzies for you. Joining us from NYC is Joe. Everyone enjoy and stay safe! Muah.

Funzies listening while you're lying around spanking it?

Oh my, it’s been some time, huh? Well, fellow quarantiners and those participating in the Panko® Challenge...welcome!We had so much fun putting this together with you and I think might have ultimately decided that if it was this easy tech wise, it would really get our tushies in motion to drop more shows again!Enjoy the mayhem and stay safe out there. We love and miss you all still listening and hopes this helps pass the day, kidney stone or BM you have been dealing with.Muah,PNS

Funny gays everywhere! Miss you mucho

Hiyeee PNSexploder’s!Hope you had a fantastic 🦃 day!It’s been too long (and this episode proves it) — naw, it’s all good. Hope you all enjoy and stick with us while we try to get N’Sync better about pooping out shows more consistently.AND a huge Spankx® to Joe Kinosian for providing us with pizza and booze in an effort to light a fire under our butts and record!Mucho love,~PNS

Ass promised,another bareback-to-bareback episode. Happy Holiday! (yeah America...).Kiss KISS,-PNS

Hi little lovely listenturds:Hope your summer (teeth) is turnt-ing out to be wonderfully hot and moist — and you're keeping those dangerous (Sugar) ray's off your precious skin with some Geegee & Behlla Hah-Deed Twat Cream.This is one part of a bareback to bareback which will post tomorrow.Seriously love you all so hard,PNS

Hey lovely listenturds,It's been a while, huh? Well, we're back! It's hot times summer in the city - and that can only mean two things: 1) we *might* be mentally stable enough to leave the house and record more often and 2) everything starts smelling like "City Limits® by Cody" Miz'Ja. Love Jews!PNS

Hi lovely listeners!It's been waaaaay too long. It's a new year and unfortunately NOT a new me! Who doesn't love BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!Anyhooters, hoping 2018 is finding you able to leave your houses just a slight bit easier. Baby steps.Per usual, we're all over the board during this episode. Y'all know what you're in for and if somehow you are a new listener...well you're ONE LUCKY BITCH.We love you hard as always,PNS  

Hi Fuckers!Enjoy! Or don't. Unsubscribe. I dare you.Muah,-PNS  

Hey lovely listenturds,Hope this finds you all happy and healthy!Tonight we're all a bit out of it. Noee is ti-ti, Patrick's in a Fibro-Fog® and I'm just...well...I have no excuse. We bounce around from topic to topic. Little Harvey, lil' Friday the 13th, etc.Enjoy!Much love,PNS

Hey lovely listeners!Here's a follow up episode to our last. We *may* have accidentally repeated a couple ATG questions - whoops! I'm unsubscribing!Muah! ✌️&❤️,PNSAXE THE GAYWADZ NUMBER IS (872) 529-7293 - CALL US! OR DON'T!

Hi bois and squirrels,It's been too long **that's what she said - HONK TWEET**Anyhoosers, I mezzed this show up a little. We took a break for a cocktail refill and somehow when we started recording again, it only picked up Patrice, hehe! Not to worry, you REALLY didn't miss much. We got an Axe the Gaywadz in the hopper and I'll release that puppy on Monday...and I'll post the show as well.Hope you are having a wonderful weekend. Love you to tits and peezes.XO,PNS

Hey lovely listenturds! Here's another one from the archives. Obviously both you (as well as us) prefer new content, but when we can't get a new show in...how do you feel about the VINTAGE show? Let us know on our FB page!Love always,PNS

Hey lovely listenturds!We're back. Lots of funzies on this show. An unexpected call from the funny, kind, sweet and all too fucking sexy Matteo Lane, fresh off his appearance on The Late Show With Steven Colbert.We also have a bunch of Axe the Gaywadz – and other random banter per usual.Love ya. Miss ya. Stay cool 4-ever!PNS

Wellzies,We were supposed to tape and then had some vino and decided we just wanted to spend time with each other. We were all in need of some loving. Here's a vintage episode, hopefully less racist than the last.Muah,-XOXO  

Hey gays and gals (and you weird heterosexual dudes who listen?)We have been a bit of a summer hiatus. I traveled to Dubai for a cosmetic surgery vacation that I had a Groupon for that was going to expire. Noah is on sabbatical and working on a very special project. I can't give details, but I have two words "jiggly boobs". Meanwhile, Patrick has been battling some legal battles with Don Jr. and Ke$ha.Anyhooters, to keep your hungry ears fed, I figured I'd drop a couple vintage ole' skool episodes of the show.We'll be back with fresh content next week. Hope you're enjoying your summer (teeth)! Muah,-PNS

Hi loves,Dropping (a load) episode on this HAWT Sunday in Chicago. I really don't remember what we talked about, but I'm 100% sure we went to see Lizzo afterwards.Enjoy! Thank you all for your support and tell your friends to listen.Muah,PNS

Highs and hooters,Let's start your week off right with a little explosion of the PNS.We invited Aaron and Greg, two long-turd listeners from Chi, to join us in the stu-jo this past weekend.Our number one fan (Kathy Bates style) Joe sings us a lovely new opening tune, le'sigh. Patrick squeaks out some tunes of his own onto the Midcentury Modern Fart Chair®. Noah has us cowering in fear when we talk to him -- and me, I just fucking try to get it to sound decent and succeed about 6% of the time?Enjoy the show! Keep listening, keep telling your friends and remember first and foremost..GO FUCK YOURSELVES!Muah,PNS

Hi dickskins!The image and Pat's introduction are enuff. Just dropping (like it's hot) a little extra content this week. MUAH! PNS

Good day/night/whenev's you are listening. We are dialed up and reaching krunk by the end of this episode. Lots of chatter, microaggressions®, etc. I'm pretty sure we all laughed the hardest when remembering The Rachel® haircut and how it swept the country. Hope you all enjoy.Love seeing and hearing from you in all the places and spaces.XOXO,PNS

Ciao lovely listenturds,Man, do we have a kick-ass show in store for you. Hoots, toots, microaggressions and more! As always, thanks for listening and go easy on yourself, cry in the bathroom stall, fart in the aisles and when all else fails...GO FUCK YOURSELF!Love always,~ PNS

Aww geez. Hmmm. What to say. Pretty much just a chill episode with the boys. Lots of dark themes and micro-aggressions happening below the surface though.If you're reading this, we have not been taken off the planet by a nuclear bomb.....yet. Love you all! Tell your friend(s) about us.On my secret board I put "Get rich and famous from PNSexplosion", so obviously, it's going to happen. However, you can all make it happen faster by spreading the word as you would your legs!Kisses and Hugs,-PNS

On today's show, Patrick treats the other two guys with dignity and respect, and we think it might be our best show ever. We talk about the Met Gala, shitting the bed (thanks to our new sponsor Casper™), and play ShelleyVision (available on iTunes and all Kum&Go's nationwide).

Happy Tuesday...or whatever day it is you're getting around to listen to this SHIT SAMMIE®. Wherever you may be, whatever you may be doing, whomever with...just remember, we're here for you all. Spread the word as you would your legs. Rate us, follow us, stalk us –– and most importantly, offer us a squeezer if you see us out and about. Love every single one of you lil' faggots (that includes the ladies too).XOXO,PNS 

Suspense, thrills, pills, farts and Quiffs. Listenturds, sit down, buckle up and grab your tissues for the latest episode of PNS. From the creators of S-Town, Moesha, Falcon Crest and Brokeback Mountain comes this decades hottest podcast. If it taint on PNS, it taint happening.PLEASE take three fucking minutes out of your life to give us a 5-star review on iTunes. It helps us  turn up in search queries and it also helps Patrick with his crippling depression. Also, when you're listening to your friends talk about buckwheat tampons, Big Little Lies, PrEP and Mr. Whiskers...why don't you mention this wonderful podcast, huh? Spread the word as you would your legs. If we could do this for a living, we would gladly scream in your ears 5 days a week.LOVE LOVE YOU ALL AND YOUR SUPPORT. Keep on keeping on!✌️&❤️,PNS

Hey loverly listenturds!Hope you're having a fantastic start to the week! If not, and your night terrors are getting worse than your day terrors...this is the episode for you.We give our beloved podcast curmudgeon Chris Geiger tonight and chit-chat about all kind of shit. Muah!PNS

** Almost forgot to thank Matteo Lane and Bertcast for all the love -- great podcast! Listeners, check it out to hear more of Patrice, Matteo and Bert. **Hey loverly listenturds!Hope you're having a fantastic weekend. We are!The boys came (all over my face) over last night and we had a blast. That means, for you, it will be utterly unlistenable. We hopped all over topic wise, so rather than list them out, just fucking listen. AND tell your friends, give us 5-star ratings on iTunes and spread the word, as you would your legs.Love jews all,PNS

Special Oscar episode, just for funzies! Enjoy & GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

Hi listenturds! It's been a while, but we're still here (hanging by a thread). Lots of fun talk, hope you enjoy! Dropping (a deuce), er I mean, special Oscar episode right after this one. Love you all. Be Kind, Rewind.Go over to iTunes and give a five-star review and spread the word of PNSexplosion as you would your legs or the words of Jesus Christ.Love you bitches! Patrick, Noah & Scott

Bois and Squirrels, do we have a good one for you! The show is pretty bland though.Teeny tiny PNSexplosion breaks an exclusive interview with First Lady Melanie Trump and former First Ladies Barbara and Laura Bush! That's more Bush than a party at Larry Flynt's house.We say some other stuff too. Love you all! Let's all get our poop in a group and be sure to stand strong in anyway you see fit! "This is your world. shape it, or someone else will."  - Gary Lew  

Hi Listenturds,Apologies for the delay on getting this (and the next episode) lubed an ready for your ears. It's on me! The holidays were a blow-out, meaning Patrick, Noah and I all spent way too much money at the salon. Let's see, we talk about AIDS/HIV/PrEP and rubbing your doinger on Berber Carpeting as well as some really unimportant topics, such the state of the union and healthcare reform.Love each and everyone of you and hope you spread the word of PNS, like you would your L'eggs!Muah!PNS

Hey-yo! Having soooo much fun with the new equipment and the ability to make calls to our dear listenTURDS and friends! We got America's Most Lovable Curmudgeon® Geiger on the phone for silly antics and good times. Thank you all for your support of the show! You can always donate – for just pennies a day you too can have a bunch of gays yell in your ears, it's true! Also, it helps buy us school supplies, shoes, braces (for both our faces and arms) and at home abortion kits!Have a wonderful rest of your weekend if you're listening today, if not, enjoy the week. Keep on keeping on. Stay cool forever!✌️&❤️,PNS

It's Patrick's Birthday! Everyone wish this lovely man, who I know personally literally makes me happy every time I see him. I know without Patrick in my life, I probably wouldn't be who I am today. I know, I know, that sounds so cheesy, but I want to get across how impactful he has been to me.It's a fun show. It hopefully sounds like buttah' in your ears. I went down to see the sexy guy who loves to chat at Midwest Pro Sound & Lighting in Chicago and he helped me set up the machine (and the new equipment) so that we could do everything we want and hopefully improve your listening experience. One specific thing we can do is make live calls! Listen to hear who we called this episode.Love you all. XOXO

Good day lovely listeners! Hope you have all pulled your juicy booties (meaning your butt's, not Juicy Botties® - the Ugg®-like boot made by Juicy Couture®) out of bed, looked out the window, momentarily debated about jumping and then wondered, perhaps there is a new PNS to put in your ear. And guess what? There isn't. I mean there is, though a good 40 minutes (Peabody kind of stuff) got lost as we call it when we fuck up. The episode is still quite lovely, even though me talking about a date is not as riveting as watching Hoda & Kathie Lee dunk for apples in a wine filled barrel --- AND millions of people tune in to see that. Alrighty AFRO-ditey. I'm about to go obsessively curate Instagram photos I took on my real camera last night. Peace, love and hair grease. MUAH. ✌️&❤️.

Hi lovers! Guess what? Lots of things suck and we all know why. Butt, put your headphones on or crank up your device and listen to us (sans Scott) process what's left of the our feelings --- or at least the few feelings that have slipped through our wall of medication we take to keep them out. Keep listening and spread the word of PNS as you would your legs!We love you ALL SO HARD! MUAH ✌️&❤️

Good day to you lucky bitches out there listening to us on your H.A.M. radios and the AM dials. All 16 of you. Take in to account that at least one of you is dead and it's playing on a loop in the background, I think we're crushing it! 💩**unstoppable segue into the show **Speaking of crushing it, we have Matteo Lane on the show tonight! This lil' beefy comedian is so very fucking sweet, funny, easy on the thighs AND he's definitely in the top ranks of biggest PNS fanboy (#pnsfanboy)! He's 50X more famous than any of us, so there's that too. At this very moment, I'm having troubles remembering anything that was said, except that we had a great time until the paramedics were called. It's a bit touch-n-go right, but we'll keep you updated via Twitter and Facebook as to if Noah, Patrick and Matteo are going to make it.Go cubs (doingers everywhere!). Happy Hallo(Anthony)Wien(er) & GO FUCK YOURSELVES!  

Hi lovers! Fall is in the air, which means listening to some bizzo order her PSL latte is just as depressing as the darkening sky that is coming down upon us. However, we are in great spirits, and surprisingly, really seem to be having fun and enjoying the company of each other.That being said, we'd like to invite you to join us on this journey of love and other things that come out of our mouths -- most which would put us in jail, ignite a lawsuit or have us beheaded in other countries. Love you all so hard. -PNS

Good day/evening listenturds! We talk about a some junk and stuff, mostly Trump and his newest catchphrase "Grab Her Pussy!". View fullsize Artwerk courtesy of Matteo Lane

Spirithoods, Pat, Noah and Scott...OH MY!

Nuff said.

Hey listenturds! It's another roof top cast. Beautiful night here in Chicago! Apologies for the wind.

Hi Kittens! It's a two-parter. More, more, more. How do you like it? How do you like it? Bruce Vilanch & Cheese Bruce Vilanch & Elayne Boosler

We hang out on Noah's rooftop. We talk about:2016 Presidentital ElectionDolly Parton's Wig Collection& Scott's Precious Moments® Collection 

Pat and I test out a new mic during our lunchtime walk by the river.

Hiya Listenturds,Since we've been having a bunch of craziness surrounding our feed, this is me testing it.Have a great one! HONK! TWEET! AWOOOOGA! 

Matteo Lane on The Late Show with Seth Meyers Scott and Patrick pick up Noah from the hospital post butt surgery. After generalized anesthesia and several glasses of Prosecco at 2pm on a Friday, we gave Matteo Lane a call post his appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers.Topics include:Noah's buttMatteo's biceps and shirtsChelsea Handler's cuntinessBarbara Streisand's beef with Siri

Number two for Jews. Geiger's still here and Patrick sounds like shit in this episode, because we switched mic's

We're all here in the studio for jews. Sound quality is lacking and I don't remember what we talked about, but it's guaranteed to make your Vittles Tender. AND Geiger is joining us!

More about Noah's butt. Le'sigh.