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happy Tuesday! hope you're all doing well so excited to be back with you all today, we have a lot to catch up on so lets dive right in! we chat what ive been up to, therapy, new beginnings, enjoying the now, upcoming birthday, modern dating, having a roster, staying casual, friends with their ex, exploring sexuality, feeling yourself, tripping, ayahuasca, girls night, staying clean, adulting, hair growth tips and tricks, setting intentions, t breaks, UTI's, bouncing on it, staying positive in this day and age, apologizing, saying sorry, letting go of ego, instagram jealousy, navigating jealousy, getting old, peaking, dreaming of the future, learning to live and much much much more! follow me on instagram at hannahmarlene to see more from me and join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty to get exclusive Thursday only episodes! stay sane, stay sexy, and ill see you all so soon! MUAH

hello hotties and happy Tuesday! excited to be back with you all, we have a lot to talk about! today we chat what I've been up to, patience, tattoo apprentice, service industry, rejection, redirection, limited beliefs, believing in yourself, staying hard working, waiting for them to text first, summer flings, loving for a season, how to grow your glutes, diet and workout, help! im dry, low libido, hormones, waking up early, doing it tired, living a balanced lifestyle, man hater, bad first date, 50/50, do I believe in a soul mate, graduation, harnessing the summer energy and much much more! if you want your question answered follow me on insta at hannahmarlene and join the patreon for more pod eps and content at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty, stay sane and ill see you all soon! MUAH!

hellooo hotties and welcome back to another episode of smoke sesh! we have so much to catch up on as I had a pretty busy busy weekend, we talk house shows, saying yes to everything, getting outside, party buses, nurse slander, mothers day, living life, adulting, early 20's, therapy, mid 20's mental breakdown, summer flings, leaving it in the past and appreciating it for what it is, saying yes to life, lost in life, how to really be good in bed, summer plans, running away to the forest, weed anxiety, overcoming anxiety, distractions, actions vs words, how to know when a man is lying to you, to breakup or not breakup, living the simple life, sti's, holding conversations, moving and growing up, breaking laziness and getting tf up, career change, summer jobs, living for the little things, bad vibes and trusting intuition about people, inner teen, emo emotions and healing your inner darkness plus much much more! if you want to see more from me join my patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow the instagram for more hannahmarlene, love you all and chat soon! MUAH!

hello everyone and welcome back to smoke sesh! so excited to be back with you all on this beautiful Tuesday, we have a lot to cover so lets get right into it! we start talking what I've been up to and getting outside whenever you can, pregnancy scares and being a woman and staying protected, pretty men are the devil, and there's more than being pretty, dating again and how to go about it in pleasure, summer before college story time, losing your virginity and tips and tricks, do you really need a party girl era and how to do it safely, making a life 180, frontal lobe developing, near death experience, road rage, angry men, being assertive and being a bitch, how did I learn to cook, cartademic and giving up carts, sex and emotions, dominatrix and dominating positions, is there such thing as destiny, standing up for the furies and protecting your peace a little too much, hope you all enjoyed and if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow me on instagram to submit your questions every week at hannahmarlene, stay sane stay sexy and ill see you all so soon! MUAH!

hello hotties and welcome back to the internets #1 smoke sesh im so excited to be back with you all on this beautiful Tuesday morning, we don't have a lot to catch up on (luckily) so we get to so many of your questions such as learning not to rush life, and observing your dreams as facts, moving out 101 and how I plan this next big move after moving 3 times, period troubles and mood swings, staying with your bf when he goes to jail?? internet stalking and learning internet boundaries, taurus season inspo, learning to choke on it and bj's , doing it outside, dead to me and learning to leave people in the past, tattoo regret and why is lazering so popular now, go to summer drinks, server red flags, sesh paranoia and anxiety, go to hangover cure, learning to let go, what chapter am I in in life, staying optimistic and seeing the light at the end of the tunnel plus much much much more! if you want extra content follow the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and the instagram hannahmarlene to submit your question every single week! I had so much fun with you all, stay sane, stay sexy and I'll see you all soon! MUAH

happy Tuesday everyone and welcome back! hope you all had an amazing 420 and easter this weekend, we chat what I got up to, how I celebrated, and why 420 kinda sucked this year, we also talk going to space, being forgiven for your sins, freeing the titties and going braless this summer, underrated high activities, going to the movies, karma and how to get good energy from the universe, being a hyper sensitive individual, how to really get what you want from him, single girl summer tips, is there such thing as overindulgence, magic mushrooms, bad trips, too high, having the courage to follow your path, and get off that damn phone! plus much much much more! hope you all enjoyed this weeks episode and happy 420, if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow the instagram at hannahmarlene to submit your question every week! stay sane stay sexy and ill see you all so soon! MUAH!

"It's an abusive relationship sometimes," Chad told Renée. He wasn't talking about his love life - he was talking about his job. Chad, who brings equal parts strength and sensitivity to the conversation (not to mention a seriously soothing voice), works as a 911 Dispatcher, and, as he explains, he often wants out but just can't leave. This relationship with his job is a big part of the reason Chad has come to the show; he is hoping Renée can help him let go of the stress he carries not only because his job is inherently stressful, but also because he puts so much pressure on himself. Having a job that demands hypervigilance makes it extra tricky to manage stress, but Renée is up for the challenge. She and Chad sort out the intersections of his childhood trauma and his current stress situation and develop a solid plan for salvaging his nervous system. As it turns out, this is a little more complicated than work stress, and Chad uncovers new layers and makes new connections right up until the very end of the conversation. But before they get into it, Renée has a story to tell. So much so that the intro is long enough to be its own episode. And we thought about making it an entirely separate episode. Instead, we are giving you one big juicy one. Muah!Support the show

happy Tuesday and welcome back to smoke sesh! so excited to be back with you all this week, we have a lotttt of questions to get into such as weekly spiritual resets, the power of nature, and switching up your routine, how to really put an outfit together and accessories, maybe he's just not that into you, detaching from the ego, escaping a birthday funk and daring to dream, Venus direct tips and tricks, leaning into pleasure of life, facing the fear of change, threesomes- everything you need to know, she cheated, new recipe updates, go to munchies, and 4/20 plans, hard love is the best love, eaten out, why is a drunk cigarette so good, high sex plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and instagram hannahmarlene for more fun content, stay sexy, stay sane, and ill see you all so soon! MUAH

hello hotties and welcome back to another amazing episode of smoke sesh! we have an extra special episode as I catch you up with what a hectic week I had, story times, bad luck, blessings and lessons, we also cover your questions such as girlhood, shaving, fan fictions, people pleaser (its a disease- get well soon) finding peace in the adulthood mundane, laundry can be self care, go to spring snacks, recipe updates, finding motivation and how to power through, what does finding "the one" look like, head vs heart, panic attacks, how to make stoner friends, weird strange men, festival season tips & tricks, a little bit of finals encouragement to my educated baddies, prom, go to current shows plus much much much more! thank you all for being here and supporting me through the craziness of it all, im so lucky to have this community! if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow me on instagram to keep up with my life, stay sane stay sexy and ill see you all so soon! MUAH!

hello everyone and happy Tuesday! welcome back to another wonderful episode, we have a lot to chat about today! we jump right into what ive been up to and the transitionary phases of life, finding lifes purpose and what that means, infused bevs and go to drinks of spring, as summer comes up we talk body neutrality and learning to live with yourself, living in your body and body positivity, going to protests, becoming an influencer, is it worth it? what its really like being an influencer, career and you can do anything if you set your mind to it, delete TikTok, doing hard things for the betterment of yourself, manifestation 101 and how to harness positive energy for good plus much much much more! thank you so much for listening if you want to hear more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow me on instagram hannahmarlene ! MUAH!

helloooo and happy Tuesday! WOW! I can't believe you guys sold out the collab in 24 hours!! if you want a restock please sign up for the restock notification, maybe we will see more fairies soon! with that being said we jump right into everything on your mind, we chat limerence, crazy makers, and letting go of people holding us back, finding love in the club, internalized misogyny and how I broke it, comparison kills, shopping addictions and holding yourself back, some inside influencer tea, match my freak, bringing out your partners inner freak, and unleashing your true self, hot topics! rocky waters for a TikTok influencer couple, envious of others, job experience, spring bucket list, finally affirmations, how to create them and a little homework for you all to kick off the week! thank you so much for all the love and support! if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty for extra episodes and follow me on instagram hannahmarlene to see what im up to! stay sane stay sexy and ill see you soon! MUAH!

hello everyone and welcome back! so excited to be here with you all this week with an energetic spring episode, we jump right in and talk all the details of the canna style drop! coming this Thursday on the spring equinox, 12PM EST! we also do a weekend recap of what I've been up to, and talk march energy and utilizing it for good, divine timing and trusting the process, psychedelics, natural anxiety remedies for a t break, am I a bad person? releasing guilt and growing, big sister energy, its not you its them, spirituality and tarot tips, spending intentional time with yourself, staying comfy while dressing cozy, self worth, how to find a real man, being a real ass bitch, I hate my job, surviving burn out, too bitchy and how to cut the attitude, nudes? and much much much more! please if you want to support come get your fairy canna style x Hannah collab, available on the canna style website beginning Thursday March 20th at 12PM EST, love you! MUAH!

hello hotties and welcome back to the internets favorite smoke sesh! I missed you all last week but thank you for giving me a week off since I was so sick, I update you guys on what ive been up to as well as a very exciting project and exclusive merch drop for the smoke sesh girls, Hannah Marlene x Canna Style, we jump right into all your questions like surviving adult jobs, my current favorite media/movies/music, overthinking the details, cramp remedies, finding the light in the darkness, comparison kills and growing at your own pace, go to spring vibes this season, the artists way and my journey, garnering discipline, dating in this day and age, p(corn) in relationships, breaking up and rebuilding identity, friends with benefits, leaving that man behind, bad weed trips, dark days, building whimsy in life and engaging with play, teen angst and utilizing energy, work crushes, lesbians, nipple piercing journey, and my go to spring cleaning to cleanse energy plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon! patreon.com/smokeseshshawty, if you want your question answered follow me on instagram hannahmarlene where I upload the questionnaire every Sunday, and will announce the canna style collab there soon, love you! stay sexy! MUAH!

What Is This Episode - Top of Show . OSCARS 2025 RECAP EPISODE: Red Carpet Fashion Takes From 2 UnFashionable Mikes - 1:53 Pros/Cons of the Broadcast - 7:53 . Show Open/Conan's Monologue - 15:46 Culkin Finishes His Supporting Actor Sweep - 20:51 Video Packages for BP Noms - 23:04 Flow Upsets in Animated Feature - 24:12 A 50:1 Winner in Animated Short!!! - 27:12 . Paul Tazewell Makes Costume Design History - 28:55 Catholics vs Convicts Foreshadowed After Screenplay, MUAH wins - 31:22 The Bond Tribute Miss & Conan Movie Theater Video Hit  - 33:51 Sean Baker wins his 2nd on the night for Editing - 36:29 . Zoe Saldana wins & we put the Emilia Perez controversies to rest - 38:59  Ben Stiller & Mick Jagger both kill for PD & Score + Diane loses again - 41:43 Docs make fools us & LA Firefighters get their due, but not enough applause  - 45:45 Dune Part Two + Live Action short wins secured by Mike1 & Radiohead - 52:38  A moving, but oddly constructed in Memoriam - 55:53  . Everything Brutalist was long, but Cinematography Fab 5 was great - 57:09  Broadcast Speeds Up for Brazil's big moment, Brutalist Score & The Whiz! - 58:45  Adrien Brody big times the play-off music - 1:02:08  Sean Baker wins Director & AM echoes his pro indie theater speech - 1:05:40  Mikey Madison over Demi Moore in Lead Actress - 1:10:12  Anora wins Best Picture! - 1:12:56  . Tallies, Stats, Our Predictions + a string of history making Best Pictures  - 1:15:07 . . OUTRO: 1:18:57 - What's coming next includes lots of great guests and potential early 2026 contending films that come out this spring.  Our Oscars thank you speech includes our heartfelt gratitude to all of our guests, our sponsors, and most of all, all of our listeners.

On this episode, Deji and Bola are joined by KP Fawehinmi to review last week's drops. They review SGaWD's “Muah,” Young Jonn's “Only Fans,” Kel P x Wande Coal's “Best of Both Worlds,” Santi's “Gates of Heaven,” Magixx's “I Dream In Colour,” and more. They discuss Wande Coal's place in the current Afrobeats landscape and reflect on their favorite Afrobeats coulda shoulda artists. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello hotties and welcome back to another episode of smoke sesh! hopefully things are warming up where you are as we approach the spring season of our lives, lets dive into everything on your minds including getting sick, being overworked, birth control journey and my IUD experience, side hustles and depop, go to beginner plants, having an inside bf while being an outside gf, opposites attract, nostalgia and letting it inspire your life, what to do if he's too big, budgeting bad habits, 50/20/30 rule, personal growth goals this upcoming march and not being afraid to challenge yourself, going to Japan! men stringing you along, how to know if they're the one, creating discipline in your life, shame from parents, lustfullness and untrustworthiness, career change, astrology updates for February as we enter march, dating apps or meeting in real life, advice for being 18/19, boyfriend calling you bad names, cat parent anxiety plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and we will chat soon! MUAH!

hello hotties and welcome back! so excited to be back with you all on this beautiful Tuesday, we have a lot to chat about so lets dive right in! we talk valentines day celebrations and working in the service industry on holidays, plus how I've been indulging in a little time off, we jump right into your questions such as I'm going insane, and being an insane girl, the new snow storms and surviving this last bit of winter before spring, being a new adult and learning how to function, being on the wrong path and how to navigate to a new one, cancel culture, does it really work? scared of the stage and being an inspiring influencer, is there a right time to lie? should you always tell the truth? learning to trust the universe and free fall into your best life, what's my vitamin routine? going makeup free, medicated and therapy when is it needed? bruised puss and getting freaky, feeling left out with friends, going out alone, being too picky when it comes to love, living with parents in your early 20's, girl bffs, is what happens in the bedroom everything? decentering men and recentering you, do you actually like him? how to be there for distant friends, scared to be a bad roommate, the roommate phase in relationships plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and if you want to see what im up to or submit your question every week follow the instagram @hannahmarlene for more! stay sane stay sexy and ill see you all soooooo soon, MUAH!

happy valentines week my loves! so excited to be back with you all for this fun and sexy episode, hopefully I can spread a little love to you all this week. we dive right in chatting what I've been up to including taking risks, galentines day, making new friends, the Super Bowl, and much more, we also chat everything you guys have on your mind including the upcoming Leo full moon on Wednesday and handling our egos, and everything Love, love for self, love for neighbors, the radical act of love in life, valentines bare minimums, situationships on valentines day, being single during this holiday and making peace with the single life, my go to freaky tips for spicing up the bedroom this valentines day and increasing intimacy in your relationships, sexual relationships, first dates, love spells and love magic, when are age gap relationships okay, crazy over your ex and getting under to get over someone, not being seen by your partner, meeting the parents, and finally making adult friendships and the trials and tribulations, plus much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and if you want to submit your question follow the instagram hannahmarlene to submit yours every Sunday, stay sexy and chat soon! love you! MUAH!

hello everyone happy Tuesday and happy February! we have a packed episode today as we chat the never ending stress from January, what ive been up to, and how im handling it. we dive right into all your questions talking bikini season and the summer body trend that's killing us all, my go to valentines gift guide and how we celebrate valentines day, what does it feel like to fall in love? can't come anymore and getting spicy, freeing yourself from the man and giving more ultimatums, stress relief routine and letting those emotions go, accidentally click baiting my boyfriend, should your partner financially support you? breakup season and do it now, reels updates, period sex, fear of flying especially now, cleaning your pieces, morning breath- hot or not? girl code when it comes to crushes, relationship privacy, single on valentines day, staying sane in the political and economic state of the world right now, dry January updates and alcohol is evil, season of love and how to spread love this month and show up for your friends and family. Love you! going to be a good month! if you want to see more from me follow me on instagram @ hannahmarlene and if you want an extra episode every week join the patreon patreon.com/smokeseshshawty for more, stay sane stay sexy chat soon MUAH!

Hello Gentle Listeners, After careful consideration we have decided that we'll be taking an indefinite leave of absence from the podcasting world. The details are in this episode but we have been truly honored to be in your listening ears for the last few years. We may come back in a completely different form or a slightly different version of ODK (or not at all). Only time will tell but in the meantime we wish you all the best and bid you adieu with one very large dry kiss. Thank you very much, MUAH! Sincerely,  Tamara and Corinne

happy Tuesday hotties! welcome back to another crazy episode of smoke sesh I'm so excited to be back with you all! we have a LOT to cover today and we jump right into it and start chatting emotional care and dissociation is a little healthy sometimes, swallowing, should you? plus tips and tricks, how much does Hannah really smoke, getting on the wrong train, lasting longer in bed, lying... location sharing, yelling in relationships, gaming, creativity and allowing yourself to be fueled by boredom, year of the bush and bringing back the bush, snack plates, reels, age gap relationships and cougars, developing an alter ego in order to grow, stalkers and my childhood stalker story time, craft night ideas, staying warm , how to be attractive in this life, pretty privilege, and how to attract what you want plus much much much much more! if you want to see what im up to and to submit your question every Sunday follow me on instagram hannahmarlene and if you want extra exclusive content come join the patreon! patreon.com/smokeseshshawty for more MUAH

What is This Episode? - Top of Show AlsoMike Crushed His Predictions! . OSCAR NOM REACTIONS: Best Picture May Be Down to the Final Four - 2:48 I'm Still Here and Nickel Boys Fill in Spots 9 + 10 - 8:27 . No Bergers in Director - 19:15 Actress Finally Clears Itself Up - 22:35 Actors Have Some Apprentice Surprises - 25:31 Supporting Actress Shows Strength for ACU - 29:25 . Screenplay Categories Focus on Wicked - 31:22 Cinematography and Editing Are…Interesting - 35:47 Costume Design, MUAH, Prod Design - - 41:52 Musical Categories: Dianne, Finally?!? - 46:35 Sound, VFX - 50:24 . Doc Feature Was Somewhat Predictable for Once! - 54:00 International Feature- 59:53 . . WHAT'S NEXT/LEAVE US 5 STARS/WORDS OF WISDOM - 1:02:21

hello hotties and happy Tuesday! welcome back to the internets favorite smoke sesh, we have a packed episode as we question roulette through as many questions as we can! first, we gotta catch up on what I've been up to as well as the TikTok ban... propaganda, feeling used, and spilling secrets. we also chat making space for blessings from the universe and creating room in your life, filling the void with anything but a screen, eating healthy and binge eating, how to find a balance, making money from your hobbies, being a chef, why do men ghost? does making a mistake make you a horrible person, awkwardness after sex, fixing yourself, botox and plastic surgery while young, how to handle weird men, corn addiction in relationships and when to leave, sex on the first date, how to ride face, mid 20's awkwardness, and finally why so much chaos? what's going on in the universe and astrology update for you all, if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty, follow the instagram hannahmarlene and if you want to see what im up to on TikTok follow fairysmokemother for more! stay sane, safe, and sexy and we will chat soon! MUAH!

hello hotties happy Tuesday! so excited to get back together with you guys to hang and chat the chaos of life, we get into what I've been up to, surviving winter for the final months that we have, getting out the house and setting goals, TikTok getting banned, new recipes, pmsing and how to not be crazy, getting freaky and how to up the sex drive in your relationship, the LA fires and how to handle your natural disaster anxiety, living day to day, t breaks and how to successfully take one, dating yourself this 2025, my hatred for AI, what's on my current playlist, good luck and manifestation spells, smokers skin and how it effects you, does dick size really matter? maybe they just don't like you and that's okay, you'll find the right person eventually, plus astrology chaos and how to handle the new year with a positive attitude plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me come join me and the girls on the patreon patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and if you want to see what im up to follow me on instagram @ hannahmarlene and we will chat soon ! stay sane stay sexy, MUAH!

Options:Based on a post by FinalStand, in 13 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels. ‘Senior Deputy Sheriff Samsonov is a hell of a guy,' Brandy mused.‘Him? No; not at first. Before me, the man had the sexual techniques of a cloistered monk. His cock on the other hand; whoa Nelly!' All three women nodded. ‘I had to train him over the years and he's pretty stubborn with these peculiar ideas about propriety and what locations are acceptable for intercourse.'‘Huh?' That was Brandy.‘In my opinion, if you can escape law enforcement it isn't really a crime.'‘What?' Taliyah.Sigh; ‘is there a place you wouldn't attempt to have sex?' Gayle looked them over. The two teens exchanged looks.‘Where is the weirdest place you've had sex?' Brandy asked the senior sex fiend.‘It is a toss-up between fucking while parachuting and having two orgasms in the Seattle Space Needle.' The girls looked for the joke. ‘Bitches, I don't mind you being centerpieces at a gang bang for the entire football team because of some sort of archaic moral hang-up. I'm glad my boys picked a pair of experienced sluts; I am.'Taliyah's fist clenched. Brandy took a different approach.‘So Vlad really doesn't care that I'm; more experienced?' A K A, nowhere close to virginal.‘No; not in the least. I don't like the fact you two let yourself be used as sex slaves by fuckers you know don't respect you,' Gayle schooled them.‘So you really don't mind me hitting Mik?' Taliyah mentally regrouped.‘Not at all. Some Men need a strong spinal realignment from time to time and don't call him 'Mik'. He finds it insulting and not in a playful way.'‘Do you hit; Mr. Samsonov?'‘No. The man is immune to negative physical reinforcement. Lord knows, I've tried. With their Da, it pays to be simple and direct. I grab his cock and say 'Here! Now!' and get down to business.'Both girls were aghast at both the visual and Gayle's frank honesty.‘And he puts up with that?' Taliyah grunted. Senior Deputy Samsonov was a huge man and could have tossed Mrs. Samsonov around one-handed, or so she had believed. He'd never came across like the cunt-whipped type.‘He's my partner, Taliyah,' Gayle kept 'explaining'. ‘He knows I'm a constantly horny, little slut whose kitty needs petting and I respect his rarely doing anything else I want him to do; like getting my name tattooed on his cock, starting a bar brawl for the shits and giggles, celebrating National Nude Day, or going skinny-dipping in your pool,' aimed at Brandy.‘Have you two had sex in my house?' Brandy choked.‘Twice,' Gayle recalled fondly. ‘Once in the kitchen, bent over the center island; a trifecta; and once in your Daddy's bedroom. I hoped he enjoyed the show on the playback.'‘She really is crazy,' Taliyah looked to Brandy.‘That I am,' Gayle gleefully agreed. ‘Back to the program. Brandy, tomorrow morning before Homeroom, I want you to 'suggest' to Vlad you want double-penetration. He'll ask you if it is my idea, you'll tell him 'no' and he'll believe you are lying to him. He'll go along with it anyway to make sure I don't get angry with you.'‘Will you?' Brandy meeped. ‘Will he?'‘No and no. Your sensuality is pretty physical, Brandy. You'll learn to be a lying, manipulative whore later.'‘You want me to lie to Vlad? He'll be furious with me when he finds out!'‘No, he'll be angry with me for making you lie to him,' Gayle shook her head. ‘Vlad's clever that way.'‘But; you want us to lie to them?' Taliyah didn't believe her.‘Taliyah, any man who believes everything a woman tells him is an idiot. My boys aren't idiots, just inexperienced and hormonal.'‘So you want us to lie to them,' Taliyah confirmed.‘I want you two to use your fucking brains along with those smoking hot bodies; that is what I want,' Gayle clarified. ‘Tomorrow, arrange for the Cheer Squad to meet in the Music Room at the start of 4th period. It just so happens, the Music Room is unoccupied during the 3rd period as well; here is the key,' she handed Brandy a key.‘You have a key to the Music Room?' Taliyah muttered.‘No. I have a Master Key to the school. I took it off that fat bastard former-Principal after he attempted to rape me,' she confessed blithely. ‘I made some copies for contingencies such as this.'‘Now Brandy; you, Vlad and Mikhail are going to skip 3rd period, sneak off to the Music Room and; enjoy yourselves. Take your time. Turn it into one huge seduction. Use that body to make them lose all track of time.'‘Where am I going to be?' Taliyah frowned; her Man was going to be fucking Brandy, damn it! Her aching possessiveness was new and raw.‘You make sure you are the first one to the room at the bell between the 3rd and 4th period. Gather up the girls and sneak them into the room with your key,' Gayle handed Taliyah another key.‘Won't the period bell let them know something's up?' Taliyah wondered.‘What are they going to do? Rip their dicks out of Brandy?'‘Oh no; ‘ Brandy gasped and shook her head. She didn't like that idea at all.‘No. Brandy will tell them the Music Room is vacant for the 4th period as well; so, in theory, they could keep going for another five, or ten minutes,' Gayle said.‘And the other eleven cheerleaders are going to walk into the room, see Brandy, Vlad and Mikhail; ‘‘Perhaps less than eleven, but yes; rushing hungrily to join in; ‘ Gayle interrupted.‘Oh; ‘ Taliyah blinked. ‘They are going to see the three of us and fall magically in love with them; oh.'‘Kind of like what happened to you,' Gayle smirked to Taliyah.‘Wait! Did you have Mikhail and Vlad; or just Mikhail, do that to me on purpose; at the lodge?' Taliyah rumbled angrily.‘No. What I needed to know was written all over Brandy's face their first Saturday together. My boy 'fixed' her something good. You and Mikhail keeping your hands off one another wasn't even a possibility; he was horny, just like you.'‘I swear, if that boy had set me up,' Taliyah growled.‘I suggest scratching and biting to remind him you are unhappy with him,' Gayle provided unlooked for advice and insight. ‘If that doesn't work, try hot candle wax.' The two girls, once again, gawked at Gayle. ‘Or you can pout, whine and tell him he is a big bully,' she spoke mockingly.Taliyah glared.‘Taliyah, you both like rough sex.  I am suggesting you keep going with what works,' Gayle chuckled. ‘Brandy, you keep up the pouting. Be a little less whiney.  Your 'pouty' pisses him off and makes him want to punish you with some hard fucking.'Pause.‘Oh,' Brandy grinned. Pouting = primal sex. check! Taliyah play-punched her, so Brandy pouted at them both.‘That'll do,' Gayle approved.‘What do we do if Vlad and Mikhail decide they like one of the other girls more?' Brandy revisited her panic.‘Fight for them,' Gayle sighed in exasperation. ‘Just like you two should be worthy of fighting over, you should be prepared to fight for their affections as well. I don't mean debasing yourselves. I mean reminding them you are the ones who will make them happiest, inside and outside of the sexual arena.'‘If Mikhail's gaze strays too long, I'll nut him,' Taliyah declared.‘I suggest a Charlie Horse on the off chance you surprise him. Do you really want to put that nut-sack out of commission?' Gayle snorted.‘Ah, good point,' Taliyah nodded; then, ‘How do you do a good Charlie Horse?'It dawned on both girls, like a flash of lightning across a clear night sky, they had been suborned to Gayle Fonteneau Samsonov's agenda; to the point where they were asking the older woman; the hated, feared enemy-bitch; for practical advice. The World had turned upside down.What it means.For me and Mikhail it meant no sex without being privileged to know why we were being punished. Dad came home with our young English teacher, Ms. Blanchard, only to have to drive Brandy and Taliyah back to school to pick up Taliyah's car; so she could drive Brandy home, not me.Alexander didn't have sex either (as far as I could tell), yet was gifted with an attentive Ms. Andrea Blanchard who 'appreciated' his gallant nature. Stunningly, Alexander's infirmity reappeared and Ms. Blanchard felt obliged to dote on him in a confusing flirtatious-mothering style. It took me a bit to figure out there was a fearful nervousness behind her actions as well.The situation was exacerbated by Mom deciding to get naked; ugh; just as everyone else was clearing the table.‘Nik,' Mom purred.‘Huh?' from Dad.‘Here; now!'‘Huh?'‘Sex.'‘We have company, Gayle.'‘And?'‘Quick!' I jumped up. ‘Everyone grab a plate and run for it.'Isabo hurried the children from the room while the rest of us stacked up the plates and serving trays as rapidly as possible before making our own exits. Andrea was flabbergasted. To add to her surreal feelings, as soon as we made our escape, the rest of the house life returned to normalcy. Even Bebe, who had been initially (in her case; weeks ago) freaked out by Mom's eccentric sexual behavior, appeared amused. I left it to Alexander to help Andrea adjust.‘Mom's; eccentric; erratic; and free spirited,' he shrugged.‘So, this happens; ah; often?' she whispered. No one else was whispering, but we understood the impulse.‘Two, or three, times a week,' Alexander admitted.‘; a week?' Andrea gulped.‘Oh yeah,' smirked Mikhail. ‘Don't worry. We understand Mom is beyond unusual. You won't see anyone else doing that; around here.'‘Okay; ‘ she hesitated. Ms. Blanchard caught his pause.‘What my brother is referring to is an earlier, unfortunate episode up at the hunting lodge,' I punched Mikhail as I explained. He chuckled.By the look on Ms. Blanchard's face, she was unsure if she wanted further clarification. Alexander took a slightly defensive posture hovering close by. Bebe, normally so silent around us boys, miraculously came to her rescue.‘Andrea; Mrs. Samsonov is a wonderful woman. She's also off her rocker and everyone in the house knows it. What is important is her true affection for those she holds close is genuine, her dedication is fierce in all she does and her husband and sons carry that intense devotion into their own friendships.'‘Thank you, Bebe,' I nodded. ‘As an outsider looking in; well, I couldn't have possibly said it better myself; being on the inside.'Andrea nodded as well. After all, Mom's insanity translated over to a bloodily beaten, abusive former Principle, five plus beaten students who had harassed her, a school escort, new locks on all her windows and doors, and a completely unsolicited whole house-cleaning.A feminine feline purr rumbled from the dining room. The five of us exchanged awkward looks.‘Ms. Blanchard, have you seen the stables?' I intervened. Her eyes flickered to me.‘No.'‘Great.'Mom's moan faded into Dad's growl. While my Pa was generally oblivious on the uptake and slow out of the starting gate, he was the ‘Hammer of the Gods', once he got going, about 1 hour minimum. Considering we three were most likely going to grow up to be similar in stamina to him; we had high hopes for our long term sexual futures.‘Alexander, why don't you show Ms. Blanchard the stables. Bebe, why don't you make yourself and Ms. Blanchard something to drink with a kick to it while Mikhail gets himself and Alexander something legit to drink,' I took command.‘Why am I involved in any of this?' Mikhail scoffed.‘I have to do the dishes because I was elsewhere; ‘ I reminded him.‘Oh yeah,' Mikhail snorted. Off he went. Bebe gave me a tiny smile before turning and heading for the library and its bar.‘Ms. Blanchard?' Alexander offered to direct the educator outside via another, 'safer' route.‘Oh; maybe I should go?' she hedged.‘Ah; ‘ Mom.‘Your purse is; ?' Alexander asked. We knew the answer. It was in the hallway; right outside the entrance to the dining room. It would be offsetting, or so it might appear. In actuality, my brothers and I had snuck thru the 'danger zone' many times before.‘Let's go see the stables,' Andrea redirected Alexander. I had a kitchen to clean up, so I missed the detailed tour of the stables as well as Ms. Blanchard's decision to spend the night; again.Tuesday.To maintain the illusion of Ms. Blanchard not spending time with Alexander (even though there was nothing sexual going on), we triplets were sitting in her gravel driveway while she ran inside to change and got a few things. 'A few things' meant a shot of vodka. She'd take a breath mint afterwards, but come on now; we were from Russian stock and vodka was our national beverage. It still made Alexander nervous.Mom had taken a different tactic in dealing with Ms. Blanchard's alcoholism. After she and Consuela cleaned up the place, Mom had come back with vodka bottles big and small and hidden them all over her small home; a shot glass with each big bottle. She'd left sticky notes to let her know where each bottle was hidden. I imagined the sticky notes were gone now, yet;The psychology was a shot glass would mean less alcohol per desperate desire to bury her pain and misery. The 'game' would allow Andrea to indulge while not turning her domicile into a drunkard's den. In theory, she could safely have company over now. Lastly, if Ms. Blanchard got too drunk, she couldn't remember where the bottles were hidden, or so the reasoning went.At school, Alexander (with our help) would diminish the root cause of her anguish; the sexual blackmail her students inflicted on her. At 'home', Mom and Bebe were befriending Andrea Blanchard; giving her female friends to connect with outside of the school's still poisonous BBC atmosphere.I was ruminating over that when;‘Do you really believe Mom's bullshit about 'magic dicks'?' Mikhail asked me out of the blue. Alexander was out of the Mustang, sitting on Ms. Blanchard's stoop. Today, Mikhail had ridden his motorcycle over, so I had the car momentarily to myself. I hesitated.‘Fuck,' he groaned. In our triplet group, I was the 'clever' one. We didn't resent our designations;·         Alexander; kind,·         Vlad; clever, and·         Mikhail, violent;because it allowed us leeway in our actions. See, Mikhail could react physically to problems because he knew if he was doing something exceedingly stupid, I'd stop him.If he was being 'too' brutal, Alexander would reign him in. Likewise, if Mikhail's gut instinct was to lash out, we respected it. Sometimes instinct trumped reason. If Alexander was being too sappy, we'd let him know. If I was over-thinking something, either brother could step in. By the time we hit our mid-teens, we couldn't imagine any other way of living.By our 18th birthdays we figured we'd spend the rest of our live together; we were an awesome trio and rightly proud of our co-dependence. Even if we ended up on the run with Uncle Theo, we'd all go down together. It was how we faced the family and our world. The blood-kin Samsonov's weren't the easiest people to deal with. We had Mom to thank for us not quite fitting in.We loved and admired Dad and his family. Mom's upbringing had tainted our way of thinking though. Time and again, Mom skirted, bent, or bastardized the 'ordinary' way of approaching life's pitfalls and pleasures. We three would never truly be 'Samsonovs'. I think Dad knew that as well. The one time an older cousin slipped us a catalog on the best Criminal Justice College programs in Alaska; Dad frowned. The man quietly withdrew his 'suggestion'.In a way, it was a blessing to the clan. Thanks to Mom, we were also gifted with the ability to navigate the machinations of the Samsonov brides and grooms; those folks who married into our lineage. Since they were all somewhat nutty, our ability to separate them when the lunacy set in was appreciated. That way, the rest of them didn't have to become overly confrontational; which was the way the blood-Samsonovs liked it.Being the clever one, I also clued into Mikhail's subliminal anger. He didn't want to cheat to get Taliyah's affections. He might even start trying not to be a jackass around her because of it; making them both miserable.‘Mikhail, you had her on the kitchen counter and backing that ass up against you in the recliner before any 'magic' kicked in. She likes you for reasons which defy even 'magic dicks',' I punched him in the arm.‘Thanks,' he nodded then hit me back. ‘So, what's next?'‘Gang-bang.'‘You really think we are going to pull it off?'‘Yeah. Mom sketched out the general plan to me a while ago,' I nodded.‘Cool. I've wanted to stick my cock down Alondra Lamb's throat ever since the first time I saw her lips part,' Mikhail rubbed his hands together.‘Taliyah is going to whoop up on you if she hears you talk like that,' I cautioned him.‘Yeah,' he grinned like the Heath Leger's Joker. ‘Cool, ain't it?'‘Being slapped by a girl?'‘Nah,' he cavalierly dismissed any misconceptions. ‘Making her angry with me. Then she gets this look in her eyes like she's going to own me; it is a huge fucking turn on.'‘Mom would be so proud,' I muttered.‘Then I'm going to nail Jewel Lafontanté,' Mikhail's eyes shown with relish.‘She's not on the Cheer Squad,' I pointed out.‘Yeah, but she's sexy, smart and thinks she a 'top' bitch,' he chuckled.‘Isn't she dating somebody?'‘So? I only want to borrow her; take her out for a spin,' he laughed. He was a jackass and ambitious and;‘Mikhail, both those girls are Black. Do you have a thing for Black chicks?'‘I like 'em dark,' he mused. ‘Hadn't really thought about it as a preference, but you're right. My Top Ten 'Most Fuckable List is filled with Ladies of Color. I guess that means you get the blondes and Alexander gets the red-heads and brunettes.'‘Top Ten List? You're a pig,' I chided him.‘Grunt, grunt, oink.'To put things in perspective, Alondra Lamb was a medium height, tawny skin Black lass with straight, black hair past her shoulders and a killer body with decent tits, perfect for her athletic body type, and a divine ass.She was also; to put it politely; mentally-underwhelming. Beyond her exemplary looks, she was an above-average gymnast and on most days capable of tying her own shoes; the ones with the Velcro straps. Her hazel eyes were always wide open and her lips pursed in an 'o' unless she was blathering on about something inane and off-topic, or just giggling for no understandable reason.She found simple things amusing (kind of adorable) and didn't 'date' a member of the football team; she barely could remember their names and normally got passed around like a living onahole. I felt sorry for her. Usually, she hung out with Betty Jo Starling (one of the team's other two Blondes) who shared her mentally-endearing qualities. The rest of the squad treated those two rather poorly.In contrast, Jewel Lafontanté was from a new (to Kingston) nouveau riche Black Family. Rumors say her Dad worked for the Government years ago, before setting out and founding his own IT company here in Arkansas. He and his Choctaw wife had retired here in Kingston a few years back. They bought a nice spread and became pillars of the community. Jewel was a late child. The rest of her brothers and sisters were grown, with families of their own. So she was effectively an Only Child, doted on by her aged parents.Jewel was also one of the smartest kids in school, one of the best members of the local studio's Dance troupe and possessed a crippling wit. At 5' 11', she was noticed and her curvaceous and sporty build was widely admired, although when her dark eyes danced with amusement at the suffering her 'diversions' caused, the timid backed away. Her preference for a different hairstyle, or two, every week kept the local hair stylists in business.She was bright, sassy and vicious with her own little group of Black women called the ZPP (Zulu Princess Posse, i.e.  6 rich Black girls and their one token rich White girl). They only dated 'rich' Black guys, yet consistently cheated with impoverished, or medium-income, White underclassmen. They toyed with the boys and finally let their official 'boyfriends' know of the White boy's indiscretions. If you somehow resisted their advances, they lied about what happened instead. Either way, beatings always followed.During Darius' reign, Jewel had kept a low profile from 7:15 to 2:15 pm and hadn't participated in the school's sports religion. No; she'd stayed safely away doing stuff with the other rich kids on the evenings and weekends. Darius must have decided her dad, while old, was an uncertain enough quantity to not screw around with his youngest child.Brief Segway.Beyond my understanding at the time, Jewel also represented another fabric of Kingston/Davis society; those from the post-divide i.e. higher-income families from out-of-State who moved in after the new millennia, both Black and White, who weren't invested in the bitter interracial struggle of the 1970's and took the status quo at face value.They'd moved here when Arkansas State put a satellite campus in down the road and the natural recreation industry gained a regional recognition; sports-fishing, hunting and hiking. A S U Kingston was a Medical Technical School which taught, as you might guess, various programs for technicians in the medical field as well as nursing. Not only did the graduates not normally go on to top tier careers, A S U K wasn't a research university, so the teaching staff, while well-to-do in this rural dystopia, weren't filthy rich either.A S U -K had a small campus with a faculty and student population under 2,000 and was, like the White Middle-class enclave of Sunshine Terrace, its own little microcosm in Davis County. Yep; A S U -K had its own Campus Police Force while Sunshine Terrace had a contracted private security service.Anyway, as Kingston prospered and the Middle Class Whites fled to their own segregated hamlet, these new Blacks moved into Kingston. Likewise, more 'country' Blacks moved in from Davis County as well, further segregating the races. Forty years after Taliyah's grandfather was first elected mayor, Kingston had tripled in size (2,100 to 6,400) while Davis County as a whole was roughly 60% larger (13,500 to 21,700), thus the Town being 'Black' while the County was 'White'.Inside, the town's Black community was another divide and it was best expressed in their 'womenfolk' and what was expected of them. Dominique, for all her power and influence, basically worried about her daughter dating the 'popular' Black guy because this was BBC country and women defined their positions by the masculine auras around them.In contrast, Jewel's mother didn't worry over-much about who Jewel dated, because Jewel was going to college (somewhere else). High school and high school boys were just stepping stones. BBC was still out there, but 'the Modern Black Woman' had developed a host of weaponry of their own. To the outside world, such a distinction made Jewel and her Mamma feminists.Later on Jewel was to qualify that for us; she was a Feminist with a capital 'F'. Whereas Taliyah wanted to own Mikhail's body and soul because he challenged and completed her, Jewel wanted to own us; period; all three of us Samsonov boys.Why?Excuses were for people who needed to explain themselves to their fellow losers. Winners like Jewel 'achieved' and took what rewards they wished.Apparently seeking Equal Rights was a hallmark of the unambitious, being 'just as a good as a man' was settling for less and Racial Equality implied there might be something a White Person could do that a Woman of Color couldn't do better; according to her doctrine. Had they (Jewel, her mom and our Mom) not all been Class-A Bitches, they would have gotten along famously.To be fair, had Mikhail not gone gunning for her, she would have most likely left us alone; but he did. My youngest brother is an asshole at times, as well as relentless, and after so many years having Mom controlling our social lives, he now was sexually 'off his leash'.Resume‘How about we just stick with the Cheer Squad for the rest of the week,' I tried to divert him. ‘Perhaps you might find ten other women enough for you.'‘Nope,' Mikhail shook his head and laughed.‘How about Taliyah's feelings?' I launched as a 'Hail Mary'.‘No,' he kept shaking his head. ‘I'm not boyfriend material, Vlad. Sex is too much fun. I really like Taliyah, but; no. No promises, no lies and no illusions. There is going to be no ring on my finger, or through my nose. I'll hold her hand, and hold her if she's weeping, but I'm not going to mistake sex for friendship, or vice versa. I'm 18, damn it! I want to roam.'The rest of the conversation was truncated by Ms. Blanchard's appearance. Mikhail returned to his motorcycle, Alexander got into the Mustang and she got into her battered, green 1997 Toyota Camry. Off we went. Close to the main entrance of the main building, most of the Cheer Squad was waiting for us. They were dressed in 'regular' clothes; we knew them by their faces.As soon as we rolled up, Rashaan Quinterre and a few of the football team members made an appearance. Taliyah frowned. Her frown only deepened when another cheerleader; this one White, Randi Leigh Upshaw, went into his arms. He did his best to look triumphant. Randi Leigh certainly looked pleased with herself.‘Coach is making Rashaan the new Team Captain,' she informed the crowd.‘Ha!' Mikhail laughed at the couple. ‘Anyone who thinks Rashaan Quinterre is even half the man Darius was, raise your hands.' His mockery was eviscerating. Worse, it took several seconds for several of Rashaan's teammates to raise their hands. ‘You are only Captain because your Daddy is Police Chief, not because anyone thinks you can replace Darius, you loser.'‘I'm going to kick your teeth in, Cracker,' Rashaan seethed. He had six other footballers versus Mikhail and me. How the Cheer Squad would break down was an unknown. Alexander had already deviated for the Teacher's Parking Lot. There were maybe a periphery of forty other students at that moment plus;‘Boys,' softly drawled a voice of an adult I hadn't seen before. He was a Big (as in muscular) White guy with a 'five o'clock' shadow at seven in the morning, unkempt, dark-russet hair, darting, soulless brown eyes and a weathered, sun-creased complexion.Of more critical importance he had my Samsonov Law Dog senses tingling at first sight; he was a human predator. His easy-going mannerisms were deceptive and his leadership skills were exhibited by the aura of dominion he seemed to project over the eight rednecks he had accompanying him.‘Buck!' Misty Dawn Sizemore burst forth from the Cheer Squad and ran up to the lead hillbilly. He wrapped her up in a bear hug while keeping his eyes on the rest of us. ‘I didn't think you were coming back.'‘The new nigger Principle made a deal with my wetback Parole Officer. I graduate and they cut the last three and a half years off my parole,' he replied nonchalantly.'Nigger' didn't go over well at all. It was telling to me that it took Rashaan several seconds to step up into his new leadership role. 'Wetback' on the other hand was just;‘Buck, watch your fucking mouth before you get your teeth kicked in,' Rashaan tried to sound brave, but wasn't very convincing. Buck looked him up and down, then chortled.‘Rashaan, ya ain't no Darius, Nigger,' he sneered. ‘Fuck with me and I'll gut you like the sweaty little piglet you are.' He emphasized his point by casually pushing Rashaan back a step. The light of Justice flared up against the forces of Intolerance and Intimidation.‘Taliyah, who is this latest knuckle-dragger?' Mikhail grinned at Buck.‘Your bad attitude makes you Mikhail,' Buck responded first, grinning. He'd already scouted us out; which made him even more dangerous. ‘That makes you; ,' nodding to me and since I was closer, he moved toward me for the handshake (he tried to break my phalanges and got nowhere), ‘; Vlad cause your brother Alex went hobbling off already. I'm Chester Ray Tooney, but everyone calls me Buck.'‘Hi Buck, I'm Vladimir Samsonov.'‘So, you are the guy who made Brandy's ass 'All Access',' he leered. He hadn't let go of my hand. He was about to regret that.‘Oh, so it is going to be like that then. Buck, I'll give you the same options I gave Darius on Day One. Let's settle this Man-to-Man. I'm challenging you to a duel,' I hadn't let go of his hand yet either.‘A duel?' he muttered as he pushed Misty Dawn away.‘That's a fight between two men with some semblance of rules.'‘Like an M M A bout?' he studied me.‘Sure. You dropped the insult. I issued the challenge. Now you get to pick the weapons, or lack thereof. I then pick the time and location,' I explained.‘Do this a lot?'‘You'll be the first.'‘You are really pissed over me calling Brandy a slut? Everyone knows she was Darius' hoe,' he grumbled. He'd just lost the hand-grinding war. His guys were tensing up even as I was grinding his knuckles together in my grip.‘Don't Vlad,' Taliyah spoke up. ‘Back in the day, Buck was Darius' brother Cyrus's bitch. Holding his hand might make him feel lonely.' She then taunted Buck by adding, ‘Missing Cyrus much while he's in prison?' Buck took the opportunity to sucker-punch me. To avoid the blow, I'd have had to release his hand. Instead, I took the newly proffered arm, channeled his momentum into a hip-toss and planted him on the ground.I had his wrist twisted painfully, his arm locked up and my foot was on his throat. Buck was on his back on the asphalt with a furious expression on his face.‘Motherfucker,' the closest redneck made ready to rush me.‘Take that step and I'll break his arm,' I informed them both angrily. ‘Buck, I'd appreciate it if you would apologize to Brandy now.'‘Get off me,' Buck snarled. ‘I'll fucking kill you.'‘Vlad,' Misty Dawn hesitantly reached for me.‘Vlad, let him up. He's not worth it,' Brandy intervened. When it was clear she was the one I was listening to, I backed off. I even offered Buck a hand up. Oddly, he took it; without the expected sneak attack.‘Duel, huh?' Buck scowled.‘Yeah.'‘I'll think about it.'‘I'm not hard to find,' I stepped aside as he and his group forced their way forward. His departure left Rashaan and his crew staring at me, Mikhail and the Cheer Squad once more.‘Don't worry, Misty Dawn. I wouldn't have let Vlad hurt your cousin much,' Brandy roped in her fellow cheerleader. Brandy shot me a dazzling smile in the process.‘Thanks, Vlad,' Misty smiled my way as well.What was going on? Well Brandy and Taliyah's position as leaders of the Cheer Squad

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hello hotties and happy Tuesday! so amazing to be back with you all for the internets number one smoke sesh, we chat what I've been up to, surviving the full moon and Friday the 13th, setting up my life for a good new year, and my new years ins and outs as I navigate what I want to bring with me into the new years , owning being an insane girly, being a self proclaimed "hoe", and can a relationship really work with someone like that, Christmas came early! my early Christmas gift and what I would recommend getting the girls for cheap thoughtful gifts, budgeting and my new go to system, YNAB, and how to truly actually save money, maybe they just don't like you, the season of stolen packages, how to stop being such a bitch, saving friends from toxic relationships and how to truly be a good friend and set boundaries when your friend can't, over shopping, over thrifting, and how to cut back slowly the shopping addiction, am I the asshole? and when to break up with someone over the holidays, plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and if you want your question answered I upload the questionnaire every Sunday on my instagram story! see you all next week for an extra special episode of smoke sesh as we do a question speed run so bring your craziest questions and we will chat soon! MUAH!

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hello everyone and happy Tuesday! so happy to be back with you all as we have a LOT to catch up on... so sorry but I caught covid so this episode is definitely a sick one. we chat what my thanksgiving looked like, getting hurt and getting covid, how to heal when you're sick, and how to handle the current retrograde in Sagittarius. new merch is also out! more is coming but if you want to support check the link below, its also finals season! how to handle the burn out and persevere through hard times when you don't want to, good things never come easy, reaching new levels and how hard they can be, getting wet and how to get that ushy gushy, Black Friday, overconsumption, and being smart with your money, my end of year goals, rough patches in relationships and when to break up, am I embarrassed to be on the internet? and how others view me, plus my internet story and how I got into social media, how smoke sesh came to become what it is and much much more! sorry for the sick episode but I really look forward to hanging out with you guys every Tuesday and I hope you do as well! can't wait to chat next week when I have a little more energy! love you! MUAH! smokeseshshawty.com

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hello hotties and happy Tuesday! welcome back to the internets favorite smoke sesh, so happy to have you here! as the holidays approach we have a lottt to cover but first we go over the chaos ive been up to, car getting stolen, dealing with police, and on the more fun side of things meeting up with you guys and seeing wicked/gladiator 2 (we will go over mercury retrograde chaos next week so prepare) but with thanksgiving being this week I wanted to go over holiday survival guide and how to make it through the "most magical time of the year" especially when you have crazy family, holiday traditions and creating your own, we also talk what im thankful for! and I highly encourage you to make your own list to really take appreciation for what you have in life, big or small. we talk not having a big girl job and am I insecure about it? how to handle following your own path, how to build an outfit and a wardrobe, finals season and don't fail out of college! how to put in the hard work and stay motivated, in my winter arc, and how to actually transform yourself in the winter and how to behave as nature wants from us, breaking codependency in relationships, men hating women, most mg ive ever taken at one time, and sometimes less is more, what to do when you're in a break and how to stay focused, plus much much much muchhh more! if you want to call in DM me a voice message on instagram (hannahmarlene) and if you want to join the patreon come hang out! patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and we will chat soon! MUAH!

hello hotties and happy Tuesday! so excited to be back with you all on this beautiful smoke sesh day, today we have a super fun packed episode to celebrate the week! so take a hit, get a snack and lets dive in! I chat for a second about what ive been up to, plus surviving the winter and decorating for the holidays, life changes, emotional support person, sugar daddies, what is cheating? and secrets in relationships, changing career paths, feeling stuck, perfectionism mindset, major decisions and following gut instincts, nursing school and my personal college experience, being brave NOW, and following your dreams, immature men, Christmas presents (on a budget), sentimental vs monetary, work opps, handling jealousy, women are magical, staying single, you want it but don't need it, let them go, controlling your emotions, cons lists, recipe updates, radical acceptance, surviving anxiety, it is what it is mentality, accepting the situation, unbothered mentality, celebrity crush, current smoke routine, Friendsgiving recipes, hot to get yourself out there as an artist, the power of social media, homewreckers, therapists, bad roommates, narcissistic men and my own Brianna Chickenfry/Zach Bryan situation, craziest party night, escaping toxic relationships plus MUCH MUCH MORE! this was a jam packed episode and I hope you all enjoy so much, can't wait to see you all next Tuesday! If you want to see more from me join the patreon (smokeseshshawty) for more content and exclusive episodes where I answer every single question! If you want me to read your question follow me on instagram (hannahmarlene) where I upload the questionarre every Sunday! stay sane, LOVE YOU! MUAH!

hello hotties and welcome back to the internets favorite smoke sesh! my name is Hannah your host and we have a LOT to catch up on after our confessionals episode last week. thank you all so much for the love on the confessionals episode and getting spooky with me, but we are back to regularly scheduled programing and alllll your questions! we kick it off talking what ive been up to and breakup season..... I got so many questions about breakup season, and in true scorpio season fashion a lot of you might be facing it, we also talk getting sober and signs your body needs a break from substances, I hate working, and how to handle the stress of capitalism at a young age, triggers, what are they? how to handle them? and how to sooth your triggers as well, mind games and what to do with a man who is playing you, I can't O! and how to achieve o gasm, is respect earned or demanded? what to do when you're in a slump, nesting and making your home as comfy as possible, coke...... eating out, to take a break or break up, and do I really hate myself? or do you hate where you are, plus much much much much more! if you want to submit your crazy questions to me I upload the questionnaire on instagram every Sunday @hannahamarlene and join the patreon if you want to see more fun content and extra episodes! be safe stay sexy and ill see you soon! MUAH

hello hotties and happy hottieween! It's my favorite episode of the year and a special little halloween episode as well.I asked and you guys absolutely delivered, its time for a confessionals episode! we talk everything that you need to get off your chest, especially after this past halloweekend! I talk halloweekend stories of the past, letting the demons loose, seeking forgiveness, confessions of an ex party girl, holy girl fall, being the mom friend of the group, is Hannah for the straight men? getting too drunk, young mindset vs adult mindset, healed Hannah advice, falling for the bad boys, you can't fix him, you don't always have to tell the truth, house parties, owning your mistakes, blind confidence, release your inner freak, if you don't like him let him go, cheaters & cheated, be a s!ut do whatever you want, revenge and witchcraft plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and ill see you all next week! MUAH!

hello hotties and happy Tuesday! welcome back to another amazing episode, today is a pretty silly episode as my brain catches up with life after a hectic busy weekend, we chat when blessings start coming true and how to not get overwhelmed, how to really get your life together (the secrets no one will tell you), help! im in love with my friend, and complicated relationships with love, playtime and including your partner in spicier activities, mental check ins, and how to create a routine to check in on yourself so you don't get lost in the chaos, getting fired and unemployment tips, cooter care! what's going on down there and becoming aware, its not personal and setting boundaries with other peoples emotions, another bright red flag to be aware of in men and bodily autonomy, practical magic tip and finding lost items, who do I visualize my older self as? how to show up as her every day, is snapchat dead? and last but not least we talk the tragic passing of Liam Payne and near death experiences, learning to live the most of every day, plus much much much more! if you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and we will chat soon! MUAH!

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hello hotties and happy Tuesday! so lovely to be back with you all on this amazing day, we have a lot to catch up on but we talk about staying busy and how boredom can be your downfall, we talk the evils of vintage reselling and a crazy experience I had, what is my slay recipe? and how to truly slay, my current favorite rituals of the season, surviving halloweekend and how to make the best of it, is your man an ankle monitor? and my BIGGEST red flag in men, casual sex- what's really so casual? how to help the paranoid friend at the sesh, connecting to the divine feminine, what's the one thing im really proud of? and last but not least how to spice it up and garner romance in your relationships, plus much much more! if you want to see more from me follow this instagram hannahmarlene and join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty for extra content, also remember to keep your confessionals in mind for the halloween episode! love you all and chat soon! MUAH!

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helloooo hotties and happy Tuesday! hope you're all doing so well on this amazing morning, we are back with another fun episode for you all featuring a few of my favorite fall topics! ive been in my cave era so not a lot to catch you guys up on before we dive into all your questions! we talk the thinning of the veil and things being revealed from the universe, including my most recent ghost encounter, we also talk what to do when someone goes through your phone, or why you have that urge, we also talk not like getting eaten and how to have more pleasure in your play, what ive been reading and finding poetry in the mundane, depression routine and you're deserving of care, reparenting yourself and breaking cycles, practical magic for your everyday life, do not put that love spell on him, awkward interactions, love bombing, my fall ins and outs for the season, creating distance from unstrustworthy people, and finally the seasonal thesis chat and what im focusing on this season to hopefully provide a little inspiration for you all as well! I had so much fun on this episode and if you want to see more from me join the patreon.com/smokeseshshawty or follow the instagram hannahmarlene for more updates, chat soon! MUAH!

hello hotties welcome back to another amazing episode of smoke sesh, we have a lot to catch up on! a new season means new ideas, and you guys submitted a lot of them! we chat what ive been up to, family time, deep cleaning of my mind and my home, and jump right into all of your questions including changing it up, fall is the perfect time to get that haircut or try that new style, go for it girl! I also share a lil reminder for all my early 20 somethings out there, learning to trust the process and not skip just to the good part, being patient and achieving your dreams, how to support your mentally ill friends (its easier than you might think), why am I so bad at things? learning to get over the fear of trying and getting tf up, alone time in relationships and the importance of side quests, TikTok scaries, what is true love? and the epidemic of addiction to the love highs, asking the hard questions, anxiety disorders, spiraling, alcoholism, changing your perspective, how to ride him and cowgirl it up, and finally burnout, learning to take care of yourself and listen to your emotions, they're there for a reason! I love you all and had so much fun on this episode and I hope you did so as well. If you want to see more from me join the patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow the instagram @hannahmarlene for more fun content! see you next week! MUAH!

hello everyone and happy Tuesday! so excited to be back with another episode of smoke sesh for you all, we have a packed episode as we talk about refreshing new beginnings, community building, the fall equinox and how I celebrated, and looking forward towards fall, how to deal with a liar and some (slightly toxic) advice of how to outthink them, my go to self care routine to hopefully inspire you all to give into the princess energy this libra season, womanhood and second puberty, learning to accept your changing body and love yourself each step of the way, walk him like a dog and the power of pussy, t break encouragement, sex and love addiction in relationships, toxic men, and safety as a woman when it comes to men in general, learning to say you're sorry, handling anger and stop holding onto animosity, learning to speak your mind, eclipse season and managing the astrological chaos right now, seasonal depression prep, toxic parents and learning to set boundaries, and finally a little libra season inspiration for you all as we are finally out of the grasps of virgo season and entering soft and sensual libra season, gonna be a good one! love you all if you want to see more from me join the patreon @ patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow me on instagram for all updates @hannahmarlene chat soon! MUAH!

happy Tuesday and welcome back to another fun episode of smoke sesh! If you didn't see the extra patreon only ep that I made public go check out youtube.com/smokeseshshawty but we are back with regularly scheduled content! we chat what ive been up to and how to harness the full moon lunar eclipse in pisces energy we all might be experiencing today, we also talk age gap relationships and do I support? will they ever truly work? how tf do I keep going when everything feels so hard? how to read your girlfriends mind, and boyfriend tips to make her feel special, the big question, identity, and how to build it and keep it, male attention, asking him to eat it (politely), breaking codependency in relationships from the bpd queen herself, is your friendship serving you and are people truly here to "serve" you? boundaries in relationships and breaking the crazy girl stigma, learning to say what's on your mind, break up with your situation ship, what's the craziest thing ive ever done in the bedroom, how I learned to be pretty and what is true beauty? plus much much much more! If you want to see more from me join the patreon at patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and follow the instagram @hannahmarlene to see more content! love you all and can't wait to chat next week ! MUAH

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hello all! finally back home from my amazing vacation to Austin Texas and im so excited to share it all with you guys! I was so surprised how beautiful Austin Texas was. I share all the places I ate, drank, partied, and frolicked in the city. we talk late night smoke shop runs, mid day club hang outs, waterfalls and frolicking in natural springs, ended up in Joe Rogans comedy club and had my phone taken, and much much more! since I did end up talking quite a bit about my vacation, and only covering a couple questions in a 20 minute speed round at the end, I will be uploading the patreon only pod for everyone to enjoy! If you want your questions answered on Thursday I will be sourcing from patreon so come join! patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and ill see you all on Thursday for our extra ep! MUAH!

hello hotties and happy Tuesday! welcome back to another amazing episode of the podcast, as you listen ill be on an airplane on my way to Austin Texas, but wanted to start your week off strong with a great episode. We chat about mood swings, periods, free bleeding and being a woman, we also talk drug testing & opinions, getting even in a situationship, crashing out and how to truly stay sane, choosing peace and when to unleash your inner crazy, how to heal from a guilty mindset and victim complex, competition in friendships with women, cheap college eats, framing your dream self and stepping into her shoes, choosing hope over fear, losing the spark and mental health medication, why do I love toxic men? and why women find themselves in loveless relationships + breaking free, end of summer activities, how to choose healthy food and finding balance in unhealthy indulgences, last but not least we talk the limerence phase and how to truly achieve your dream future by appreciating and giving gratuity for the now! hope you all enjoy the episode and if you want to see what im up to on my trip follow me on instagram @hannahmarlene and join the patreon for exclusive episodes where I answer every question and more! all the love! see you next Tuesday, MUAH!

helloooo everyone and happy Tuesday! hope this week treats you well and welcome back to smoke sesh for another amazing episode. we have a lot to catch up on! what's in the air? we talk virgo season and the balance its bringing to all of our lives, what ive been up to this past week, we finally sit down and have the big sister s*x talk, what to expect and how to hold yourself and others accountable, protecting yourself and most importantly how to have the most fun, we also talk unsolicited pictures, when is ghosting really okay, out is the main character mindset and in is becoming the narrator of our own lives and writing our own narrative, how to decipher between intuition vs anxiety and using this energy to choose the right path, halloween costume ideas, building intimacy and romance in relationships (please im begging) an activity on creating self, discipline vs talent and which will get you further, can people actually change? and most importantly when to know when to leave, sooooo sorry I forgot to upload the questionarre but hopefully my intuition was on point and you enjoyed this episode! if you want to see more from me join the patreon patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and watch out for the next questionnaire for next week on instagram @ hannahmarlene and ill see you next Tuesday! have a safe sexy sane week and ill see you soon MUAH!

Hello hotties and welcome back to the one and only smoke sesh, so excited to be back with you all on this beautiful Tuesday! Today we have jam packed episode as I catch you up on my weekend of rest and relaxation, the super moon and how to harness its effects, plus overall retrograde survival tips. We dive right into all your questions (plus your call ins) chatting about work life balance and how to live outside of a 9-5, identity and how to find it (or how to forget about society), herbal supplements and smoking, you don't have to define your life by your depression, underconsumption and how I participate in my daily life, being an active participant in your life, finally we get into the back to school survival guide, we talk dorms, lectures, studying, partying and overall surviving, school doesn't have to be so scary! lets get through it together, we talk wandering eyes, homework for the week and self adoration, making friends in college and putting yourself out there, single girl safety, growing up doesn't have to be so scary, rejection, breakups and much much much much more! thank you for being here and thank you for being you! if you want to see more from me follow me on instagram @ hannahmarlene and if you want more fun content join the patreon club! patreon.com/smokeseshshawty and we will chat next week! MUAH!