Spooky Sh*t

Where do you fall on the hierarchy of angels? If you're really sexy, you could be an archangel. If you have 6 wings and 80 eyeballs, you might be a spaceship. Only God can say. In this episode, Hope and Brandi take on ancient aliens, Satan, gay sex, and giants buried in the Earth's crust. It all adds up. Trust. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

We're back again!! Today we are talking real science, published, actual sources that science people made and also a book we never will read! Near Death Experiences, whose got ‘em? Nearly no one, it turns out. But if you do, you can talk to angels, control electricity, and master the piano after your white light adventure. We try to talk about ghost dogs too. Turns out they don't go to heaven. Fucked up if true. Learn all about near death experiences and try not to have one while listening! Trigger Warning: Suicide. If you're struggling, please contact the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 800-273-8255. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

We miss traveling. So here is two of the worst places to ever vacation at: The Crescent Hotel and The Lizzie Borden House. One has got an actual Disney villain level nasty man and the other has lesbian axe murder. Take your pick! Both are bad but at least the rotten mutton and flapjacks are included.

Brendan Fraser is quaking in his female gaze-d boots(jk, he wears nothing but a loin cloth). Why? Because Hope and Brandi, for the first time, are DELIVERING on their promises. We cover the big tittied, big brained, Sphinx as well as King Tut's incomparable curse. Lol. Egyptology is racist. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments/ghost stories to spookyshitpod@gmail.com

Got questions about Satanic beasts and where to find them? Brandi & Hope are talking Prisoner of Azkaban — the third installment of the Harry Potter saga — to undercover the scary origins of hippogriffs and black dog omens. Hagrid girls will love this one. If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

Santa is OUT. And bad nasty rowdy Saint Ain't Nicholas is IN. Did you know Santa has 3 nega-clones full of dark energies and ambivalent motives? You better watch out. Because Father Whips, Rough Nicholas, Ashy Nicholas, and Furry Nicholas are coming for your ass (to switch ya). Act right. Or get hit. Happy Holigays! Love, Hope and Brandi.

LOOK. We got busy. We got tired. I dunno. But this is something different. Today we talk about The Haunting of Bly Manor. We are doing what every other white man with a podcast has ever done. And before you even ask, YES. We have media training. If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at spookyshitpod@gmail.com

What the hell is going on with the Catholics?! Somebody call the pope! There is magic afoot! We've got bodies that ain't rotting. And bread is turning into celestial super-flesh. And what's with the dead body parts going on tours of Raging Waters? Today Hope and Brandi sit down with our special guest, Danni Lin, to discuss the wack things Catholics put in their mouths. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

A lot of stuff has happened this month that will end up in American History books. But Brandi & Hope are here to tell you what your cowardly AP US History teachers could not -- Hodags & Jackalopes are REAL! Whether it's performing a surprise solo around the old cowboy campfire or getting revenge from animal-abusing loggers, these fearsome critters were not f*cking around. Check out our Instagram at www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/

By Satan's razor, this haunted house is too scary! A teen grabbed my arm and I saw an owl. Surely, there are witches here. An apple for you, my dear? There are razors and/or THC in it. Look out, Karen because this year we are bringing the modern scares. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

You want to talk to demons? You want to have ghosts? You want to get secret messages from grandma? Well forget it! The ouija board is bad! It's a one way ticket to Zozo town and you are too weak to handle it. Only the most powerful of 8 year olds can wield the ouija board and uncover its secrets. Give it up! Forget it! Throw that ouija board away! But don't. That will also give you demons.

You know the thing where lil boys tell their moms that they are actually WWII pilots who died holding their best friend's hand? That's creepy. Today Brandi & Hope explore reincarnation in America -- across religions, regions and sanity. Check out our instagram and say you like us please: https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

So Hope had a vision of future ghosts. Ghosts from the future. Now that ended up being nothing. BUT!! Let’s focus on visions instead. We That So Raven’d it real hard today as we discussed the Catholic logistics of getting impressions from supernatural beings. Mark Twain saw a vision of his brother dying and Joseph Smith saw sexy white Jesus. Supernatural future hallucinations come in all shapes and sizes. What hypersonic download dumps could your eyeballs get if they just opened themselves up to the possibilities? Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

So the Pentagon confirmed the existence of UFOs…in April. Woops! That’s just 2020, right!?! Well it’s being covered now. This week Hope and Brandi are riding a wave of positivity right into space and are cavorting with all the famous UFOs of history. Yeah, we’re covering Rosewell. And let’s not forget about the Berkshires! UFOs are real and they are coming to your local cow patch. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Wake up sheeple. Close your ears to the worldwide scientist conspiracy and open your eyes to the truth. The world is flat. Anyone standing on the ground and not sliding off the Earth should realize that. Gravity? That’s fake. Pictures of space? Photoshop. Eclipses? Atmospheric illusions. Now take the red pill and join us on a journey to the edge of the earth to fight the soldiers who protect the ice wall that keeps all the oceans from leaking off the planet. “Don’t Let Them Take Your Mind” by Conspiracy Music Guru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziVLbEoQ4Sc Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

This week, Hope and Brandi delve into the cryptic depths of secret societies. Who are the Freemasons and what devilry did they construct into our very streets?! And who are the Illuminati and what did they have to do to get corny in Beyonce’s mess?? We intend to find out! And maybe learn a few tips and tricks while we form the Spooky Shit secret society for ourselves! And too late! You’re already a member. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Hear ye! Hear ye! The end time is nigh! The bells of heaven are a ringin’ and Satan has come to roost. We have finally decided to stop ignoring coronavirus and instead have come to the conclusion that it is the first sign of the apocalypse. Labor pains, horsemen, and locust, oh my! Let’s break down revelations and get the sign of the beast injected into our blood streams. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Goblins are an unknowable force of nature. Their lore is as deep as it is wide and to plumb the depths of their history is to reach into infinity. They surpass the simple constructs of good and evil. They exist beyond the natural and supernatural. They are neither demon nor fairy. They are simply goblin. And to try to define them would be an act of fools. So that’s what we do! Come along with us as we discuss why there is so much goddamn information on these small hairy men. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

There’s nothing like a funky lil’ gargoyle to lighten the mood of a dusty catholic sermon. But these distorted creatures aren’t just there for the kids; they eat demons! And perhaps, are demons. No one is quite sure. But what we do know is that they’re our friends. And what of those badass lions that sit outside of your local chinatown? Fu Dogs are a staple of chinese architecture that absorb bad vibes and love to sit. These statues have superpowers and thank god they use them for good. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

How to decipher the ingenious mind of the one and only, Stephanie Meyer? How do we plumb the depths of her psyche? Her inspiration? Her mythology? The mother of modern vampire fiction is an indecipherable puzzle. And Hope and Brandi intend to decipher it. What we found? Tenuous connections and problematic bastardization! Ah… Could we expect any less from our boys, Edward and Jacob? #TeamHalice #TeamCharliexBilly Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Hey kids! These ain’t your grandma’s moldy old religions. These are new sexy spiritualities with some spectacular new perks. Ever wanted to leave your body? Just hop on the soul elevator with Eckankar and sail away to planes unknown! Or are you more of a free spirit looking for a new open playground featuring some sci fi surprises? Then Raëlism is the cult for you! In this episode, Brandi and Hope discuss these wacky religions and huuuuuu themselves all the way out of self isolation. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Remember 2008? Remember Slenderman and his enemy to lover Jack the Killer? We goddamn do. Educate yourself on creepypasta fundamentals in this episode sponsored by 4chan and Livejournal. Check out our new instagram at www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

What are twins even? Same looks, same genes, same superhuman powers??? In what could be their most scientific episode yet, Hope and Brandi explore the spooky implications of having the same brain as another person. Shared vibe channels, sparked nerve endings, and mutual Betties are just par for the course as a twin. But watch out! The connection can go sour when your twin is someone you can’t live with and can’t live without, literally. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

In this episode, we cover the big questions. Is it people who are really the monsters? Is Madame Tussaud murdering celebrities to create her waxen museum of lies? And what truly is the difference between a corpse and a muppet? Enter the Spooky Sh*t Carnival of Horrors and find the forbidden answers. But watch your step! Lest you be lost among the premature babies and hanging mummies! Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

This week we take a trip down south and party with the immortals. Whether you fancy kinky living mannequins or bloody brides, these vampires don’t disappoint. First we swing by The Masquerade club in Atlanta for a taste of the gothic scene vampires can’t get enough of. Then we visit the bayou to see the original New Orleans Casket Girls and their baby-eating legacy which still haunts the French Quarter to this day. And while we’re there, can anyone tell us the difference between a goth and a vampire?? We desperately need to know. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

Do you remember how in Pirates of the Caribbean Orlando Bloom was holding a chicken wing in every shot? No one ever talks about that. Today's episode is about the haunted pirate chicken restaurant in Georgia that Brandi was cursed enough to visit and also the Kraken. This is the second time we've covered the Kraken on the show because we simply forgot we've already talked about it! WHOOPS! ENJOY! And if you want to see what Brandi was up to during the break, check out Art Sistory! It’s her new comedy Art History podcast about dishing goss and trying to be alive! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/art-sistory/id1459472985 and visit https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/

The dumbasses are back baby!!! Yeah um sorry about dropping off the planet for, like, a whole year without saying anything but in our defense... we have absolutely no excuses. So to catch you up, Hope got married and Brandi went on a trip around the world! And now we’re back with a spooky Christmas sequel, introducing merry horse skulls and biblical yule witches. Yes, Mari Lwyd and La Befana are here and you better let them into your house. Now. And if you want to see what Brandi was up to during the break, check out Art Sistory! It’s her new comedy Art History podcast about dishing goss and trying to be alive! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/art-sistory/id1459472985 and visit https://www.instagram.com/artsistory/

The Baba Yaga is everything and nothing, here and gone, kind and cruel, all powerful and all knowing. She is our mother, our liberator, our goddess, our demon, our greatest fear and deepest desire. The time of the Baba is now and has always been. Join us in a celebration of her unfathomable brilliance and profound maliciousness. Long story short, we love her. And so should you. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

YO HO YO HO A GHOST SHIP'S LIFE FOR MEEEEEE! This week's episode is all about ghost ships, cruise liners, and canoes. Is that an iceburg in the distance? No, it's the soul of a drowned child who just wants to follow you around first class! Brandi and Hope cover The Flying Dutchman & Queen Mary to decide who is the most haunted and bad. Any thoughts? Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

It’s cold and not even Christmas anymore. So what’s the point of winter??! Oh yeah, giving creepy winter spookies a chance to terrorize us. Join us this week as Hope discusses the dreaded Devil’s Footprints and Brandi takes us north to the home of the Ijiraq. It’s chilly, it’s dark, and it’s full of sideways mouths that whisper to you to marry your dog. And you know what? We’re listening. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Brandi finally did it: she made a whole episode of Spooky Shit about fairies (aka faefolk, aka the neighbors, aka kitchen helpers)! Brandi & Hope regale each other with scary and stupid stories about the small (and sometimes not so small) people that exist in the dimension just above us. There’s probably a fairy near you right now! Remember to give her whole milk so you don’t get cursed.

Trick or treat y’all! These spooky trainwrecks finally did it. Here’s that Halloween special with all the cats, bats, and turnips you need to fill your empty soul. Or maybe it’s just soul cakes. Crack open a cold one for you and your dead grandma as we go on a journey through the history of this haunted holiday. We’re talking Victorian love rituals, garbage bags full of bugs, wedding cats, and more. Happy Halloween!!!

Today’s topic: really scary & gross imaginary friends! You may not think childhood made-up friends are weird, but Hope had one who was a red-headed imaginary bully named Dan that would hang out behind her with a knife, so shut up. Brandi talks Mr. Gordy tries to nail down an actual definition for "ghosts" while Hope dives into the internet subculture of adult imaginary friends for Bronies, aka Tulpas. Hope guides Brandi through creating a new imaginary friend with the power of the internet, cultural appropriation, and friendship magic. Tell us all about your Tulpas at: spookyshitpod@gmail.com and visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

I'm sensing a father figure with an E name! Do you love to learn from the Learning Channel and kinda believe in reincarnation? You may have heard about one or both of the TV psychics we are discussing today: Theresa Caputo and Tyler Henry. We discuss their realness factor on this week's episode! Don't worry, we're still very very afraid of ghosts. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

I can see your future... you are going to listen to this episode of Spooky Shit! Today Hope and Brandi are discussing psychics and how they do the telling of the future. From Nostradamus's emo poetry to Miss Cleo's super affirming tarot readings, we discuss fortune-telling in all its fabulous forms. But no mediums! Talking to the dead is cheating. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Do you believe your government is being run by aliens or lizard people? Do you think video games can control your mind? Does Grand Theft Auto make you want to steal a helicopter and fly it into a radio tower? If you said “what?” to all three of these questions and are caught up on Stranger Things, then this is the episode for you! Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Is that an island? Perhaps a critically acclaimed British actor? The crab from Moana? Nope! It’s our good pal, The Kraken, the ancient norse menace or maybe just a big ‘ole squid! Whether he’s ripping apart the Black Pearl or just producing some glittery poops, we know he’s our guy. Tune in for some deep discussion on our squishy yet spikey friend and confront the reality that he is still inhabiting the watery depths to this day. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Today's topic is haunted hotels! Learn all about the REAL creepy history of the hotels that inspired The Shining and Room 1408! These ghost factories are just pumping out the spooky stories, and Hope and Brandi don't want anything to do with them ever. You'll want to destroy all your reflective surfaces after listening to this one~ Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Looking for a new religion? Why not aliens? Today Brandi and Hope are taking a deep dive into two of the most well known UFO religions, Heaven's Gate and Scientology. They are a confusing, maddening whirlwind that may or may not have wriggled into Hope’s computer and destroyed our audio. Whether you're a struggling actor or a long-time sci-fi enthusiast, you can make the really bad decision to join one of these cults. But seriously, don’t join one of these cults. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

This episode is chock-full of Hope and Brandi’s favorite things: plant horoscopes, oatmeal, and suspicious exhibits at Victorian museums. This episode is also full of their least favorite thing: The Jersey Devil. Plus a cameo from a certain historical figure who may or may not be riddled with syphilis! So come along with us as we explore this nasty nasty horse baby demon and his glorious rise to fame in America’s most beloved state. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Where do we go when we sleep? Sometimes, we go to hell and meet a scary porcelain doll or our own faceless reflection in the mirror. We’re talking nightmares today, and answering these timeless questions: Are lucid dreams scary, or just cool? Could Abraham Lincoln tell the future through his dreams? Is the astral plane only real in the Jiffy universe?

Today Hope and Brandi get into some deep dark science that they really have no right explaining: glitches in the matrix. Are we stuck in some simulation getting slowly juiced by robots? How about parallel universes colliding? Are you guilty of eating your parallel self from another universe? We know we are! Come join us on this glitch-tastic ride before reality shifts and this episode ceases to exist! Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Get Yeti ready with Brandi and Hope as they explore the story of Bigfoot's cold cousin. DNA tests can't explain her and the Yeti refuses to explain herself, so we've got to do the best we can. It turns out, if you're gonna go up the big mountain, you're gonna get ate by the big hairy lady. Or maybe just your yaks... Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Remember when you were a kid and you went on a field trip to the Natural History Museum and you have to go look at a hell of laminated corpses for science? No? Well Brandi and Hope did and they have hated mummies ever since. We talk about Egypt, evil white people, jeep mummification, and the worst version of Gilmore Girls ever imagined. Send us mail at spookyshitpod@gmail.com, follow us @spookyshitpod on Twitter and at spookyshitpod.tumblr.com!

Do you love musicals? Do you love being assasinated in theaters? Then you’ll love this episode entirely devoted to haunted theaters! From Gerard Butler to John Wilkes Booth, we’ll cover how your favorite actors’ connection to the spirit world! After hearing about these terrors of the stage, you’ll never want to see a regional production of Cats with your extended family from the East Coast that you’re not super close with ever again! Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

There are lots of Yokai (Japanese cryptids) ranging from dudes with long faces to umbrellas with bad intentions, but our favorites are the weird turtle guys and huge wing'd Samurai. Can we offer you some horrible fart stories in this trying time? Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Your So-Cal born and raised Disney buffs Brandi and Hope are ready to take you on a spooky tour of Disneyland! Jump in your Doombuggy and try not to get murdered by a vengeful bride as we cover ghost Walt’s midnight strolls, dead people ashes all over your safety rails, and the ever-present singing mechanical children. Make sure to bring your death certificate! Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

What exactly ARE mermaids? Are they sexy people Are they Manatees? Are they just any mammal with a fish tail? Do they were merkins? We took a quiz to find out what mermaids we are, and went on a historical journey through time to find out what mermaids are not. They aren't monkeys, it turns out. spookyshitpod.tumblr.com @spookyshitpod spookyshitpod@gmail.com

Happy Holidays! Do you love Christmas? Do you love seeing children punished by demonic entities? Then you will love our tales of Christmas monsters! Krampus and Gryla will enter your home and eat you because you didn't listen to Santa. No holiday is complete without scaring the candy canes out of your kids! Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Hope and Brandi are forced to confront their lives of grilled cheese and IKEA beds as they discuss haunted mansions across America! These 100+ room houses are not only luxurious, they've got a lot fo room for ghosts. To California's Winchester Mystery House to New York's Boldt Castle, you'll see sexy rich ghosts wherever you go! Also, you should probably get big sideburns. It's the next thing. As always, send us an email at spookyshitpod@gmail.com! Find us on Twitter @spookyshitpod and Tumblr spookyshitpod.tumblr.com

Your favorite pod is back to introduce a new Thanksgiving tradition: Cannibalism. That’s right! We're talking all about Wendigos. Wendigos are made of ice and people and want to eat you. We hate her. We also discuss Sims Vampires, grandma singing, and a new diet plan. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments to spookyshitpod@gmail.com Visit us at @spookyshitpod and Spookyshitpod.tumblr.com