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A humorous look at the lore and stories of the grim darkness of the far future.

Heretical Historian


    • May 13, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 2m AVG DURATION
    • 41 EPISODES


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    Episode 35 - Badab to the Bone - The Time of Ending 13

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 65:49


    We continue our headfirst plunge into the Badab War and the struggle for control of the Maelstrom Zone. As new Loyalist forces enter the battlezone, the Tyrant’s control of the sector hangs by a thread, and our crew still isn’t certain which side to hope wins.Highlights:Lygers in Space!Stibor 'Still Bitter' Lazearek Passed Over Again!Metric to Imperial Conversion Confusion!Secrets of the Astral Claws Revealed!Become our Patron for exclusive, hot off the presses content and logo branded rewards!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 34 - I’m Badab! I’m Badab, Y’know It (Huron!) Alright!? - The Time of Ending 12

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2021 58:57


    The Crew continues to dissect and discuss the events leading to the unfortunate little incident in the Maelstrom Zone. Imperial Authorities enter the Frain as the Inquisition decides to investigate the hullabaloo surrounding the rise of the Tyrant of Badab, and the inflexible monsters who forced him to tighten his grip upon the Maelstrom Zone, lest it slip into the control of far more terrible beings than himself. HighlightsThe Heretic Beach Patrol!Turtle Soup for the Soul!Laezerak Biscuit Does It All For The Nougat!A Reasonable Discussion of Ethics and Opinions!Become our Patron for exclusive content and super-sick rewards!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Episode 33 - The Muffin Man Who Lives on Maelstrom Lane - The Time of Ending 11

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 52:52


    The Heretic Crew continues investigations into the Badab Situation in an attempt to answer the age old question, passed down by oral tradition for generations:Do you know the muffin man,The muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man,Who lives on Maelstrom Lane?Highlights Include:Waste Disposal of the Far Future!The Tyrant of Badab Puts the System on Trial!Cackling Jackals In Space!Disasters in Muffin Shipping!Become our Patron for exclusive content and super-sick rewards!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 32 - Badab Moon Rising - The Time of Ending 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 50:11


    Our Historian Extraordinaire, Ian, Takes the Rest of the Heretical Crew through the actions that would eventually lead to the rise of one of the most wicked Badabasses in the entire 41st Millennium, Lugft Huron. We Slip and Slide Our Way Through the Maelstrom, Second Only to The Eye of Terror in it’s Warp-Riftitude. Highlights Include:The Spice Must FlowAstartes AccountabilibuddiesEpic DuelsTyrant’s Legion... Assemble!Become our Patron for exclusive content and super-sick rewards!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Episode 31 - Post Vraks Enema - The Time of Ending 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 65:33


    The Heretic Crew skims across the fifty years following the conclusion of the Vraktuckian Derby, mercifully light on trenches and bombardments. We revisit our old friends the Tau, Tyranids and Imperial Guard as we explore some of the more exciting moments of the late 41st millennium. HighlightsHeresy of the Cylliast SaintSomehow Still Horse JokesBlood Orgy at the Atomic HorneHorsing Around With Tyranids n TauFourth Degree Warp Fuckery vs. Cadians

    Episode 30 - Siege of Vraks VII: Six Years and Four Hundred and Seventy Two Episodes Late - The Time of Ending 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 40:40


    The Vracktuckian Derby finally finishes as the Heretic Crew begrudgingly examine the final phases for the battle of the Vraks. Hearts are broken, spirits are crushed, and the Citadel finally succumbs, not to the unending bombardments and waves of Krieg infantry, but to a targeted strike by the Adeptus Astartes and Inquisitor Rex.Highlights Include:The Death Korp Gets a Break!A Surprise Demonic Cameo!A Crack in The Universe!Shockingly Poor Record Keeping!Become our Patron for exclusive content and super-sick rewards!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Episode 29 - Siege of Vraks VI: Psychic Old Ass Dudes - The Time of Ending 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 54:57


    The Crew continues tunneling through the thick mud and stone of the Siege of Vraks, the end in sight just beyond the meters thick wall of stagnant horse jokes and broken shovels. As one would expect, as the war draws to a close, the forces of Krieg become increasingly less relevant to the overall struggle, giving the glory all to the Space Marines!HighlightsLandraider Demolition Derby!Horse to Drop Pod Ratios Revealed!Ang’Grath, Tour Guide of the Realm of Khorne Arrives!Cybernetic Liver Tolerances Tested!Alpha Legion Face Stealing Technique Uncovered!Become our Patron for exclusive content!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    March Special Episode - Best of Patreon - Exclusive Content Preview

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2021 62:14


    This month's special is a preview of our Patreon Exclusive offshoot, Tales From The Internet, where we read top quality Fan-Fiction from the internet out loud to each other, with two rules: We only pre-read the first paragraph, and we read it exactly as written. First up we have Storytime with Scott, as the rest of the Crew is subjected to the inane rambling of FlamingHunter, enhanced with patented "Reel-Tyme Ef-X" technology. Hands across America with Demons, there's really nothing more that should be said. Next up, InquisitorCaine  wrote a story which Ian reads made of a few very long run on sentence about the Tyranids having messed everything up for everyone, including the four Gods of Chaos. Grammar was one of the many casualties as the Great Devourer swept across the galaxy, right alongside punctuation. Lastly, Max read the hand-crafted a tale of dairy induced nightmares of the 41st millennium, as penned by Superman42. Auto-Erotic Pizzeria Cannibalism is far more accurate of a description of the story contained within than this Heretic is willing to admit freely.

    Ep 28 - Siege of Vraks V: One Trick Pony - The Time of Ending 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 55:59


    Our Heretical Historian Crew charges across the Impassable Craters (™) that constitute the Vraks Storyline, using the corpses of the Horses that have fallen to form a literary bridge. Horse Skulls are added to thrones, Clone Blood is rendered unto Dark Gods, and uh…. Much needed supply lines of Commissioned Libations are broken. HighlightsVraksian Mimosa Shortage!Deep Pit Resignations !Sorrowful Communications!Revising Strategies, Without Revisions!Marginally Less Horse Jokes!

    Ep 27 - Siege of Vraks IV: Mai-Tais, Mimosas and Math - The Time of Ending 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 55:56


    Our Heretical Historian Crew rides across the blood-strewn mud pit of Vraks on their newly acquired Cybernetic Horses. Unrelated to the three missing Vraksian Derby stallions. You already know what's coming: Mud, Trenches, Shovels, Something About Tunneling… and Horse Jokes. Lots of Horse Jokes.HighlightsA Lengthy Discussion of The Definition of “The Start” The Parable of the Red Scorpions and The Old Ones (Somehow)Red Scorpions Ain’t Got Time To BleedYou Can Lead A Horse To Mimosas, But Can You Make Him Drink It?Lessons on Proper Corpse Disposal in The 41st MilleniumBecome our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 26 - Siege of Vraks III: Flogging A Dead Horse - The Time of Ending 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 75:34


    Our Heretical Historian Crew continues our slog through the knee deep mud pit commonly known as Vraks. Deadlines are ignored, casualties are counted, and strategies are repeated ad nauseum. The war enters a new theater as Krieg command devises a nefarious new strategy: Trenches with roofs. Highlights:Horses. That’s it. That’s the highlight. Horses.Robot Horses.Seabiscuit.Yay.Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 25 - Siege of Vraks II: Foxholes and Failure - The Time of Ending 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 64:53


    Continuing with the detailed account of this conflict outside of time, the Siege of Vraks, the Heretical Historian crew examines whether the claims that Adeptus Astartes couldn’t be effective in this war were in fact true. Azrael of the Dark Angels has strong opinions on the matter, which he expresses rather explosively. Join Ian, Scott and Max as they trudge through the corpse strewn trenches of what desperately wants to escape it’s fate as a Science Fiction conflict!Highlights Include:Commander Mai-Tai’s Staff Get Insubordinate!Kriegsmen Marching Into Oncoming Fire!The Rough Writer Strikes Again!The Imperium Pushes a Big Mess!Kriegsmen Marching Into Oncoming Fire, But Harder!The First Known Deployment of 'Strategy' By Krieg Command!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 24 - The Siege of Vraks: Ham-fisted Historicalism - The Time of Ending 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 59:58


    The Heretical Historian team dives deep into the ham tinted waters of the Siege of Vraks, barely keeping their heads above the trench-foot flavored waters of poor reference choices. Scott and Max provide covering fire as our Historian Majeure, Ian, crosses the no-man’s land of referential minefields that is the Siege of Vraks.Highlights Include:Scaling Issues of the 41st Millennium Revealed!Ham-fisted WWI References!The Subtlety of a Thrown Brick, in Writing!Even More Ham-Fisted WWII References!The Same Damn Plan, One More Time!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Valentine's Day Special: Waaagh! Is Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2021 95:38


    Our Heretical Historian Crew scoured the Grim Darkness of the far future in search of truth, love and beauty and all we found was this Valentine's Day Card. Speed Freaks Are RedDeath Skulls Are BlueThis Season of FireI Burn for You-Commissar Yarrick, ProbablyFollow along with Ian, Scott and Max as we discuss the Star Crossed Lovers, Commissar Sebastian Yarrick and Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka, a rare example of xeno-compatible romance in the Far Future!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 23 - Planet Tyran, a Small Zombie, Dead Gods and a Cardinal - The Time of Ending 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 60:34


    The Heretical Historian, Ian, leads his compatriots Scott and Max through the stories of the opening years of the Time of Ending. Zombie Plagues, Aeldari Pirates, Awakening Tomb Worlds and a Renegade Cardinal set the stage as we enter into a period of rapid decline as the gnawing teeth of mankind’s enemies begin tearing at the bloated and rotting corpse of the Imperium. Highlights Include:Star-killing Aeldari Pirates!Popping Pustules of Pestilential Poxes!Angry Brunch Eating Robots on the Warpath!The Eye of Terra Blinks after 10,000 years!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 22 - Solar Macharius: The Crusade to Heresy Pipeline - The Waning 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 53:37


    Our Heretical Historian Ian, and his unwilling crewmates, Scott and Max, embark on an unofficially official deep dive into the Macharian Crusade, led by the most ass-kicking unmodified human in the Imperium (at least until the birth of Commissar Yarrick!), Lord Solar Macharius. The Macharian Crusade claimed a thousand worlds in a manner of a few years, making our claim of badassitude for the Lord Solar completely indisputable.Highlights Include:Investigating the Tomb of the Vagrant!Macharius Employs Orkish Rok Technology!No Sleep Til Halo!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 21 - The Gothic War 2: Blackstone Bonanza - The Waning 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 66:38


    Our heretical historian, Ian, leads Scott and Max through the convoluted events and happenings of the back end of the Gothic War. Orks and Aeldari join in on the fun as the war wears on across the sector as Abaddon continues his campaign of destruction across the Gothic Sector. Highlights Include:Pirates! Pirates Everywhere!Admiral Ravensburg On The Attack!The Power of the Blackstone Fortresses Revealed!Aeldari and Imperial Collusion!Victorious Retreat!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Episode 20 - Party on Wayne! Party on Goth(ic War)! - The Gothic War 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 73:38


    Our Heretical historian crew tackles the winding story of Inquisitor Horst’s inept investigation into the rising forces of Chaos near the Eye of Terror during the build up to Abaddon’s Twelfth Black Crusade. Unlike the other Black Crusades, this one is recorded in detail by Imperial Scribes and can be explained and explorified more betterer than the other ones!Highlights IncludeDetailed Examinations on the Nature of Despoiling!Another Nifty Quote to Kick Things Off!Ancient Alien Artifacts of Nefarious Intent!The Blackstone Fortresses Explained! (sort of)Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 19 - Wayne’s World 40k: The Wayning - The Waning 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 56:35


    Episode 19 - Wayne’s World 40k: The Wayning - The Waning 1The Heretical Historian Crew skips around the Wayne-ing era of the Imperium with their new fangled Warp-Skipper, courtesy of those pesky T’au! Everything from Abbadon’s repeated Black Crusades to Inquisitorial enthusiasm decimates the Imperium’s worlds, all the while prophecies of the End Times begin to appear across the Imperium. Highlights Include:System Purges and Sorcerous Rituals!The Children’s Crusade Strikes Back!Perturabo’s Return to Realspace!Demon Surfing the Waaagh!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 18 - The T'au Podcaste

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 85:25


    The Heretical Historian team tackles the origins of the up and comers of the universe, the T’au! Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four tribes lived together in harmony, and everything was Good. Then everything changed when the Fire Tribe attacked. Only the Ethereal, master of all four elements, could stop them, so they appeared everywhere when everyone needed them. They have a lot to learn before they can save everyone, but I believe they can make the Greater Good!Highlights Include:Winking Forehead Eyes!Deus Ex Ethereal!Freaking Sweet Robot suits!That One T’au Who Figured Out Swords!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to Specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    New Year’s Special: New Legion, Who Dis? - The Old IXth Legion 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2021 59:14


    In Celebration of the holy orb of Terra making another revolution around the holy Sol star, we bring to you the Newly Re-branded and reimagined IXth Legionnes Astartes, The Blood Angels! The Heretical Historian crew surfaces from the charnel pits of the early IXth Legion history and emerges into the bright, sparkly future of the Horus Heresy!Highlights Include:Slam-Dunk Contest of Angels!Aggressively Angelic Propaganda Campaigns!The Fate of Every Favorite Fabulous Hawk Boy Re-Iterated, Ad Nauseum! Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to episodes!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    EP 17 - Al Dente Soup (Is Good Food) - The Age of Redemption

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 62:44


    The Heretical Historian and team investigate the repercussions and changes to the Imperium in wake of Goge Vandire and Sebastian Thor’s struggles for the soul of the Minestrone. Fanaticism, Flagellation and Frontier expansion define the early era, only to be hit by the Warp Storm of Fun and Debauchery, Dionys!Highlights Include:The Taint of Chaos Revealed!Good Works Crusades!The Basilliest Saint Ever!The Winking Eye of Chaos!Become our Patron for exclusive content and early access to specials!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Podcast of Sanguinalia Past - The Old IXth Legion

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 84:28


    Merry Sanguinalia to all, and to all a good fight! Our Heretical Historian team decks the halls with the stolen Wraithbones, checks the Emprah's list twice, and dives headlong in the churning gore pits of the IXth Legionnes Astartes: The Eaters of the Dead! Are they Angels? Demons? Vampyrs? Come find out on our latest, Very Lovely Holiday Special!Highlights include:The origins of the Fabulous Fucking Hawk-Boy, Sanguinius!Emperor's Kiy-Buran Feast Recipes Revealed!Aggressive Recruitment Strategies for a Growing Workforce!Become a Patron for Bonus Content, like blind-reads of Warhammer Fan Fictions!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast"Warmasters Ian and Scott" drawn by Chaney HoweLogo Design, Background and Editing by Freyr Hollis

    Ep 16 - Soup Wars II: A Pasta Sea - Age of Apostasy 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 42:51


    The Heretical Historian team isn't done exp-LORE-ing the Age of A Pasta Sea, this time far outside the Imperium's core, on the planet of Gathalamor. Ian leads Scott and Max through the convoluted plots of Cardinal Buchan..Bucharis. Early on, we explore the deep baking knowledge preserved in the Milky Way by the Ultramarines.Highlights IncludeThe Chili Orthodoxy and The Chowder Heresy!Network Radio Franchising!Fenris Besieged!The Churro Revolt!Torture, for The Love of the People!Become a Patron for Bonus Content, like blind-reads of Warhammer Fan Fictions!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast"Warmasters Ian and Scott" drawn by Chaney HoweLogo Design, Background and Editing by Freyr Hollis

    Ep 15 - Soup Wars - Age of Apostasy 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 66:42


    The Heretical Historian crew dishes out the hot soup on the early years of the Age of Apostasy as Ian leads Max and Scott through the Chili history of the rise of the Minestrone and their conflict with the Administratum of Soup. Ingredients:The Rise of the Minestrone!The EMPRAH's Wrath Unleashed!Goge Vandire, Faker of Miracles and Slayer Fanatic!Our Very First Quoted Passage!The Origins of the Adeptus Sororitas: The Sisters of Battle!The Chowder Reformation: A Kinder, More Caring Imperium! Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney HoweLogo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr HollisBecome a Patron for bonus content!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcast

    Ep 14 - The Second Unsettling - Age of Man 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 67:31


    The Heretical Historian and his team examine the period of relative peace and stability in the Imperium in the Millenia following the War of the Beast. Harassed repeatedly by the Black Crusades of Ol' Armless himself, Abaddon the Despoiler, the Imperium does Truly Great Things (TM) as it recovers from it's highly contentious Fungal infection!Truly Great Things Highlights:Heretical Hootenannies in the Eye of Terror!The Origins of the Black Legion!Failbaddon the Armless Explained!900 Years of Imperial Civil War!The 21st (Totally Not Cursed) Founding!Become a Patron for Bonus Content, like blind-reads of Warhammer Fan Fictions!https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcastWarmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney HoweLogo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis

    Ep 13 - That's No Moon! - Age of Man 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2020 93:52


    The Heretical Historian Ian attempts to tell the story of the Great Beast which nearly swept the Imperium from the galaxy while Scott and Max, his accomplices, do their utmost to derail this. Highlights Include:Fortifying Positions!Definitely Not Heresy!The Aeldari! (For Some Reason)Koorland Dies At The End!VULKAN LIVES!

    A Hive Mind Holiday - The Thanksgiving Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2020 112:24


    Our Heretical Historian Ian and his assistants in historical libel, Max and Scott, attempt to expound upon and examines the long and illustrious history of the Great Devourer, the Tyranids, as they slowly eat their way across the Milky Way Galaxy. Highlights Include:Blueberry Blintzes!Craftworld Crème Brule!Oven Roasted Guardsmen!T'au Tar-Tar!Cannibal Crepes!Octarius Mushroom Gravy!Baal's Best Blood Pudding!Second Founding Soufflés! Special thanks to our First Born Patron, Marka!

    Ep 12 - Everyone Expects the Imperial Inquisition - Age of Imperium 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2020 79:23


    The Warmaster Crew examine the universe as it deals with the ramifications and consequences of the Horus Heresy. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll have your legion split apart into tiny chapters! Highlights Include:The Return of Luther the Unmentioned!Fabulous Bill Strikes Again!Form 43-B, In Triplicate!Imperial Dentistry Explained!Codex Published!Support us on Patreon for early access and exclusive content! https://www.patreon.com/WarmasterPodcastWarmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chanaya TwainLogo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis

    Ep 11 - The Spice of Sacrifice: Two Fingers Too Many - Horus Heresy 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2020 65:51


    Having returned from our brief jump into the Wayback machine, our Heretical Historian and Scott find that another passenger has come back with them. The Warboss formally known as Max seems to have hitched a ride in our weird time machine. In a stroke of luck, our new guest is well versed in the history of the universe, and helps our Heretical Historian to navigate the vague and unrecovered story of the Siege of Terra. These final sixty days of Horus' Grand Rebellion would determine the fate of the universe for millennia, so naturally details are missing for much of the story. Highlights IncludeBrotherly Rivalry!Daddy Issues!Selfless Sacrifice!Suicidal Assaults!Epic Duels with Forgone Conclusions!Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)Follow us on Instagram @TalesfromthewarmasterHarass Ian on Instagram @Jopall_113thFollow Max on Instagram @Brokenhand_Miniatures

    Ep 10 - Suicidal Sorties and Regretful Revelations - Horus Heresy 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2020 59:57


    Our Heretical Historian and his most loyalest associate Scott take in the briefest overview of the last years of the Grand Rebellion, often mislabeled as the Horus Heresy, as told by the record keepers of the Imperium. Everything gets turned to 11 as the next stage in the Great Game inches ever closer to successful completion. Highlights includeSuicidal Assassination Missions!Suicidal Rescue Attempts For Other Suicide Missions!Suicidal Sector Assaults!Suicidal Self Sacrifice for Sleepy Horus!Suicidal Rearguard battles!Suicidal...You get it.Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)Follow us on Instagram @TalesfromthewarmasterHarass Ian on Instagram @Jopall_113th

    He Who Smelt It, Dealt It: The Halloween Spooktacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 94:12


    In this Xtra spooky episode, we take a trip in the way-back machine and revisit our dear old friends the Necrontyr. Along the way, we encounter another dedicated Historian, who goes by the Olde Earthe Nayme of Maxxx. Or possibly just Max. Probably the second one.Reinterpreting the events of the Ancient Past through the eyes of the Necron Dynasties, the Silent King's libraries shed some Tesla Light on the ancient happenings in the Milky Way.Highlights IncludeThe Return of the Space Frogs!Incredibly Obvious Betrayals!The Most Appropriately Named God In The Universe!Someone with a non-nasally voice speaking!Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)Follow us on Instagram @TalesfromthewarmasterHarass Ian on Instagram @Jopall_113thFollow Max on Instagram @Brokenhand_Miniatures

    Ep 9 - Blueberry Angel Cakes with Salamander Grease - Horus Heresy 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2020 47:02


    Our Heretical Historian continues to blindly guide our ship through the ever turbulent storms of the tales of the Horus Heresy, harried as ever by the ever present Scott. With the Grand and fully warranted rebellion of the great Warmaster Horus fully engulfing the Imperium, the net draws tighter around Imperium Secundus. The Infiltrators of the Alpha Legion awaken in the Sol System, wreaking havoc across Terra and Pluto. Perturabo and the Iron Warriors adopt self-mutilation as a lifestyle. Salamander's slip n' slide across the cosmos.Highlights IncludeSelfless SacrificeVirus Bombs Selfless Sacrifice to Let Friends EscapeVirus Bombs AgainAlien Technology Requiring Selfless Sacrifice

    Ep 8 - This is Just Heresy, Heresy For the Family - Horus Heresy 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2020 49:50


    In this episode, the Heretical Historian and Scott hash out the events of the early years of the Long War. This begins the most heavily documented period of Imperial History, so our team have an uphill battle trying to pierce the Imperial Propaganda for the truth of the matter. Highlights include:Evil Batman!Ferrus Manus Finally Gets Ahead!A Very Angry Ron!Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

    Ep 7 - Daddy Issues and Demon Pacts - Horus Heresy 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2020 83:07


    Our Heretical Historian gives a completely unbiased and objective account of the opening acts of the Horus Heresy attempting to summarize over a dozen remembrancer chronicles in a single hour, as Scott attempts to piece together the insane, and occasionally nonsensical, history presented as such.Highlights include Magnus Doing Nothing Wrong!The Introduction of Fabulous Bill!The True Loyalty of the Dark Angels Revealed!Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

    Ep 6 - Phalanx Field Trip Part 2: On a (Space)Boat - Age of Man 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 50:20


    The second part of our pointless investigation into the completely false history of the absolutely not a god, big faker, the FALSE EMPEROR of mankind and his genetically engineered, sorcery-fueled offspring, some of whom turned out O.K. and recognized the IMPERIAL LIE for what it was. Also, Special Thanks to our Guest, Cameron! (Check out his Instagram @Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

    Ep 5 - Phalanx Field Trip Part 1 - Age of Man 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2020 51:28


    Our Heretical Historian Ian and his partner in lies, Scott, embark on a journey deep into loyalist territory as they discuss the history of the FALSE EMPEROR and the IMPERIAL LIE which spawned it with a remembrancer of the Imperial Fists, the loyal sons of Rogal Dorn. The second part of this incursion into enemy space will be uploaded when we can scramble the Astropathic network to disguise our upload point.Warmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

    Ep 4 - Khorne Flakes and Other Gods - Ancient History 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2020 51:21


    In this episode our Heretical Historian takes his intrepid partner in lies, Scott, on a toe-deep journey into the hellish nightmare realm that is the Warp. Issues and Untouchables abound in the non-Euclidean realm of The Nothing, but so long as you Follow the Leader, we'll See You on the Other Side, where Life is Peachy. Highlights include:Frog Leg Eating Competitions!Those Dang Aeldari Getting What's Coming!The Material Birth of Our Dark Lord and Savior, She Who Thirsts!Sound mastering by Rob PaquetteWarmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

    Ep 3. The War in the Heavens 2: Aeldari Boogaloo - Ancient History 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2020 39:57


    In this episode we delve into the Aeldari War in the Heavens, not to be confused with the similarly named War in the Heavens that occurred between the C'tan and the Old Ones. Sound mastering by Rob PaquetteWarmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Media by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

    Ep 2. Short Tempers and Long-Term Plans (A Bloomberg 2020 Production) - Ancient History 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 36:20


    Heretical Historian Ian goes over the convoluted beginnings of the War in the Heavens, as cranky Space Frogs attempt to get those dang Robo-kids off of their galactic front lawn, with his intrepid assistant/hostage, Scott.Sound mastering by Rob PaquetteWarmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Editing by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

    Ep 1. Frogs, Flatulence, and 40k History - Ancient History 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 16:05


    The heretic historian, Ian, relays the earliest moments recorded in the history of the Warhammer 40k universe to his unwilling disciple, the hapless servitor Scott.Sound mastering by Rob PaquetteWarmasters Ian and Scott drawn by Chaney Howe (Follow him on Instagram @Chanaya_Twain)Logo/Title and Visual Editing by Freyr Hollis (Check out his Facebook @Freyr Hollis)

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