Talking Bollox Podcast

It's a week since we took to the stage at the Bord Gáis for our biggest sold out live show to date and we're still on a come down from all the excitement.From lie detector tests and gender reveals, to Maniac 2000 - The show was packed from start to finish and we went through everything the audience didn't see on the night. We wonder where we should take the live show next and reveal the plans we have that we didn't get to use at this show.This episode was sponsored by Rightstyle Furniture - RIGHT PRICE, RIGHT STYLE, RIGHT NOW. Visit rightstyle.ie

What is the cheapest and best way to end a live show? Playing Maniac 2000 of course and blowing the roof off the Bord Gáis, but that wasn't the only highlight of the show, and Terence brings in unwanted gifts to celebrate a great night.There's a revelation about the saying "as blind as a bat", confusion over the difference between a common household safety pins and the pin in a grenade and Calvin cringes at the thoughts of overhearing a break up.The discussion quickly goes down the gutter, or the toilet basin to be more accurate, as Terence takes it on himself to fact check who invented toilet paper and the flusher.Send all of your questions and messages to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

This week was a chaotic one and we blame Shane Todd for telling us to have Micky Bartlett and Willie Thompson on together. The boys sat down and took off running with debates about gills vs. wings, an explanation of the 12th of July for dummies and Adam Sandler impressions. Willie and Micky are part of a thriving comedy scene in the North and told us how attitudes towards Northern Irish and working class comedians are changing and what it's like to be a part of that progress. The lads don't worry about offending people and didn't hold back on the slaggings they gave each other or the jokes they made and they had us in stitches from the start.This episode was sponsored by Rightstyle Furniture - RIGHT PRICE, RIGHT STYLE, RIGHT NOW. Visit rightstyle.ie

The small parts of everyday life are occupying our minds, from how to do a wash, to how to make the perfect slice of toast and even the ever present fear that lives unseen inside us.Calvin argues for the advantages to defending your home from intruders while in the nip, to how the instinct for a shortcut is in the DNA.He's also (possibly) caught faking a speed walk across town, and we hear the case for being allowed to scream (in a friendly way) at dogs.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox.com

When Una Ennis' 7 year old son Archie was diagnosed with Duchenne muscular dystrophy, a condition that causes his muscles to weaken, her plea for help was shared all across social media. She told us how she first began to notice that Archie was struggling with basic things like jumping and climbing the stairs and how their family has coped since receiving the news of his diagnosis. Incredibly, Una and all of Archie's Army have now raised over 1 million euro for advanced treatments that can help to extend his life expectancy and keep him mobile - But they're still a long way from the €3.5 million they need.If you can, please consider helping Una by donating here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/4s5t9y-please-help-our-boy This episode was sponsored by Rightstyle Furniture - RIGHT PRICE, RIGHT STYLE, RIGHT NOW. Visit rightstyle.ie

We begin with controversy and farce over late trains, leading to accusations of international sabotage.Terry argues Calvin can't take a slagging and it almost goes completely out of hand as we have accusations of being a rat firing around the studio.We hear all about the Talking Bollox day out at an awards ceremony, from Terry arriving late due to a wardrobe malfunction of his own making, and him getting a fire exit confused with the jacks.Calvin has taken two holidays in everyone's book except his own, and it seems a few days in Spain no longer makes the cut as a holiday for podcasting's most travelled man.We wonder what's no longer acceptable over the age of 40, from tracksuits to avoiding crusts of bread, to saying yup.And we hear about the endless possibilities of being an identical twin and having a body double on hand to make life easier.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Doireann Garrihy was our guest this week and took us back to the start from her dad's flirting tactics that helped win over her mam, to her famous godfather. She also told us about her time studying drama, blowing up on Snapchat and more recently, her decision to walk away from a successful breakfast radio show on RTÉ.In between bleeps, Doireann told us who her favourite podcast guest was and how she found out she offended someone with an impression online. She also did her best to teach Terence to pronounce her name and reacted to the landmark case against Tattle Life.Don't forget to pick up the last few tickets for our live show at the Bord Gais on July 11th! https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757This episode was sponsored by Rightstyle Furniture - RIGHT PRICE, RIGHT STYLE, RIGHT NOW. Visit rightstyle.ie

We're bringing you a very special extra episode this week, and giving you a peek behind the curtain at what goes on over on TBX. For the very first time, and just this once, we are bringing a TBX episode to everyone for free.Last month we ran a couple of quizzes on TBX, this episode was the second and the most chaotic. Things got out of hand and the quizmaster (Terry) lost control. What followed was some of the most ridiculous, chaotic and competitive moments we've had in the studio.This is an episode TBX listeners loved and we've decided to share it with everyone, partly because Terry wants the world to agree he's the premier quizmaster of his generation, and partly because Calvin wants to gain support for his claims he was robbed.For more of this (plus full video of the main episodes, and a lot more) you can sing up to TBX for just €4 a month. Go to GoLoudPlayer.com/thegaff for more info.

Would it be better to be feared or loved? Does it matter if you're a podcast host at a live show, a football manager or a maniacal dictator?In a bout of curious historical trivia we get a brief chat about OJ Simpson and some fascinating and farcical insights into a little known element of 9/11.There's questions about starting a business, pissing every minute of the day and a heated debate over what counts as a sauce.There are bad ideas about delivering ice creams and an unanswered question about the existence of one of Ireland's most beloved ones.Send all of your questions and messages to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Just weeks after his debut for the Irish senior squad, Killian Phillips joined us in studio. He told us what it means for him to play for his country and how he always told his late granddad that he would represent Ireland one day.Killian's road to professional football wasn't always straightforward and he took us through his career from Sunday league to playing against clubs like Liverpool and Manchester United. He also told us how he went from sitting on the bench in the Premier League to being searched on the bonnet of a Garda squad car within 24 hours.And Killian revealed a big secret and put an end to a mystery that has haunted Terence for years!Our biggest live show to date is taking place in the Bord Gais on 11th July - Get your tickets before they're gone: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757This episode was sponsored by Rightstyle Furniture - RIGHT PRICE, RIGHT STYLE, RIGHT NOW. Visit rightstyle.ie

We get unverified news that dogs are evolving in an environmentally conscious way, and seagulls are eating fancy ice creams.We hear about some very strange, and shameful, food eating habits this week.Calvin wants to know what the hierarchy is on the bus, between man, woman, child and pet.He also makes a few dog jokes, and dad jokes, that cross the line.We're very aware we've been conned into breaking our own ban on animal talk, and we can't hold ourselves back from somehow talking about a bee in a neck brace taking a claim against Terry for assault by tea towel.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

In this week's episode , Sabina Brennan returns to discuss the fascinating connection between neuroscience and manifesting as well as her new book, "The Neuroscience of Manifesting: The Magical Science of Getting the Life You Want" which explores how our thoughts can shape our reality. They all join forces to take on the myths surrounding the law of attraction and reveal why it's about taking action, not just wishful thinking.Sabina also shares insights on self-compassion and discovering your true self, plus stories of her journey from acting to psychology. As ever with Sabina it's a very interesting and enlightening chat that might just change the way you think about achieving your dreams....just don't mention the 'law of attraction'!Our biggest live show to date is taking place in the Bord Gais on 11th July - Get your tickets before they're gone: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757This episode was sponsored by Rightstyle Furniture - RIGHT PRICE, RIGHT STYLE, RIGHT NOW. Visit rightstyle.ie

Sometimes it can be hard to describe what an episode of Talking More Bollox is like. This one of those weeks.We go from Leitrim's first traffic late (surprisingly late), to Calvin's fear of the ruthless elderly women down the local, and on to confusion and hostility over the definition of a second cousin.We take up the challenge of creating carnage in the Ilac, ponder Terry's ongoing Argos mystery, try to explain why there was no “first” human being, teleport through time, and doubt the existence of dinosaurs (not all of us).And to wrap it all up, we work on a proposal for a potentially malicious and certainly hilarious body swap between Terence and Eoin.Please send questions to help us make more sense next week, to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

We've spoken so much on this podcast about our experiences with the Guards, but it's hard to know who to go to if you want to have your voice heard by someone who can make actual change.The Policing and Community Safety Authority sit down with the Commissioner and with senior gardaí on a regular basis to discuss how policing resources are being used and their CEO Helen Hall joined us this week. Helen spoke about why it's so important that the there is oversight watching what the Guards are doing, and what the difference is between a police force and a police service.If you want to take part in the survey Helen mentioned and have your voice heard, here's the link: https://pcsa.prioritysimulator.com/Our biggest live show to date is taking place in the Bord Gais on 11th July - Get your tickets before they're gone: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757This episode was sponsored by Rightstyle Furniture - RIGHT PRICE, RIGHT STYLE, RIGHT NOW. Visit rightstyle.ie

We have a special bonus bonus for you all this week thanks to our pals at Tesco ,Can't Argue With That and things get hilariously heated as the boys get into their own arguments trying to settle yours. Is bean juice ketchup? What is the definition of a hot-dog? The 'big shop' vs 'the 'quick shop' debate and is a door 'on' when it's open or closed?It'll ALL make sense when you listen...well kinda.Thanks again to Tesco for their support. The value provided by Tesco through their Aldi price match and Clubcard Prices? Can't argue with that.

It's a mad bundle of questions this week, and we can't take the blame for that.Calvin rages against Terry and toxic masculinity, and there's the claim a famous stretch of Dublin doesn't actually exist.We're worrying about ghosts in the garden and giddy at the potential for a Talking Bollox haunting.We accept that Roy Keane wouldn't tolerate Terence (or Calvin), while Terence alleges he was forced to buy the car, and we're picking trends to send into oblivion.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

This week's episode sees the return of one of Terry and Calvin's favourite guests, the inspirational Gerry Hussey.Gerry is back to share his inspiring perspective on overcoming personal obstacles and pushing past self-doubt. From motivating himself out of depression to transforming challenges into triumphs, Gerry emphasizes the importance of choices and accountability in shaping our lives.He also discusses his new book, focusing on how our internal narrative can drive positive change and empower us to live fully and he reveals his plans on competing for Ireland as a sprinter!With Gerry you're always guaranteed a captivating discussion filled with insights on mental health, resilience, and the commitment to rise above adversity and as ever he doesn't disappoint.Tickets available to our biggest live show to date in the Bord Gais Energy Theatre on July 11th here: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757

One listener comes to us with a demand for an apology to Terence, and Eoin and Calvin are getting caught in the crossfire.There's a chance at living a Groundhog Day, and Terry finds the perfect 24 hours to re-live.Calvin makes the case for the greatness of the octopus, but Terry has a problem with the lack of effort and commitment shown by the animals in the zoo, and he's offering sly digs as show of his love.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Fiona Taaffe and her daughter Karinann Cosgrave joined us this week and opened up about how Fiona's struggle with drug addiction affected their family.Fiona never realised she had a problem with drugs, but Karinann told us how she knew what was happening in their home, waking up to parties, putting her own mother to bed and finding drugs in her pockets. When Karinann was taken out of the home, Fiona was free to do as she pleased and her addiction grew. It was only when her family intervened that she realised the scale of her problem and got the help she needed.The mother and daughter told us how they have had to work on a lot of issues together, including recovery and overcoming resentment, but they have a great relationship now and go out running together, keeping each other motivated.Tickets available to our biggest live show to date in the Bord Gais Energy Theatre on July 11th here: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757

In this special bonus episode of Talking Bollox, Terry and Calvin are coming to you live from TU Dublin – proudly sponsored by the National Tertiary Office.They're diving into the transformative Tertiary Bachelor's Degree Programme, a game-changing initiative that's making higher education accessible and affordable for all. You don't need points and you won't pay college fees for the first one to two years while you study locally at your nearest Education and Training Board (ETB).Hear inspiring real-life stories from guests Maria, Grace, and Tracey, who share their powerful journeys through the programme – overcoming challenges, chasing ambitions, and proving that there's more than one path to a fully recognised degree.With nearly 40 career-focused Bachelors' Degree courses available across the country for the 2025/26 academic year, this programme is unlocking opportunities for students who may have felt left out in the past. Smaller class sizes, local learning, and full access to college supports from day one – graduating with the same degree as anyone who followed the traditional points route.If you or someone you know is exploring college options, this episode is a must-listen. Learn more at www.nto.ie

If Terry and Calvin think they can pull the Leitrim wool over the listener's ears, they were proven VERY wrong this week.Having both claimed to never having been to the fair county in last week's bonus, listeners were quick to point out these outrageous lies and a grovelling apology is duly issued.Calvin 'Sherlock' O'Brien blows Terry's mind by guessing his middle name and as ever they tackle the tough questions like how long can you live in your car and we hear about how Terry got on in his driver theory test. Send all of your questions to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

In the first half of this episode, we heard all about Sam's upbringing in the north, joining the IRA, and his brutal treatment in the H Blocks. But that's not the end of Sam's story, after being released from prison he headed off to the US where he undertook one of the biggest thefts in US history - Robbing $7.4 million!Sam told us about his decision to steal the money after seeing it laying all around the Brinks and how they had to unload millions from their van before making their escape after it was too weighed down with cash to start. He also told us about getting a priest involved, how they got caught and how they avoided life in prison.Tickets available to our biggest live show to date in the Bord Gais Energy Theatre on July 11th here: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757

If you listened to Part 1 of our interview with Sam Millar, you know that we first heard his story from our producer Eoin, who was working on a documentary called Unusual Suspects. That series won Silver at the New York Festival Radio Awards and we think it's worth giving you all a chance to listen to it before the rest of the interview is out tomorrow so here it is!**On an icy night in January, 1993, masked gunmen walk into a Brinks vault in Rochester, New York. They leave with $7.4m in cash and a hostage. It was one of the largest heists in American history. But was this the work of criminal masterminds, or something very different? As police arrive on the scene they find some interesting clues, and an early hunch for investigators could prove critical.**Listen to more of Unusual Suspects now: https://link.goloudplayer.com/s/sGRWX45FDGAP

We went all the way to Belfast for this episode and nearly missed our train home because we couldn't stop talking to Sam. Sam Millar is a former member of the IRA, having joined when he was just 15 after Bloody Sunday and seeing the brutal murder of his best friend for being Catholic. Sam spent 8 years in the H Blocks on the blanket and no wash protests and he told us what it was like to live those conditions and why he didn't want to come off the protest in the end. The torture Sam endured at the hands of the prison guards was horrific and it's hard to understand why he kept fighting until you hear him explain it.Sam's story doesn't stop there though, after his time in prison, Sam snuck into the US where he was involved in one of the biggest heists in US history, stealing nearly $8 million. We'll get into all that later this week!Tickets available to our biggest live show to date in the Bord Gais Energy Theatre on July 11th here: https://www.ticketmaster.ie/talking-bollox-live-tickets/artist/5381757

We've made a trip outside Dublin to record a podcast for the first time ever and it's gone very well. So well we weren't back in time to send it to you at the usual time. BUT fear not! To make up for it we bring you next week's bonus episode early so sit back and enjoy Calvin's game changing revelation about traffic lights.We hear their Spice Girl names and if you're listening in Leitrim, you might want to take a comfortable seat for the fact they are about to drop.

Things get competitive as Terence announces he will never, and could never, lose a spelling bee – and is quickly forced into backing up his big talk. We end up in a sudden death spelling scenario, with deceptions, threats and ice cream.Calvin has been waving at gardai – or maybe it was the other way around – but either way Terry isn't letting him away with it.Terry wears out his battery while out on the road with the rest of the TB team, as the excitement of a big day out proves too much for him to handle.And we ask if life would be better lived permanently stinking, or permanently revolted by the odour of the world.Send all of your questions to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Comedian and self proclaimed 'culchie' Tom O'Mahoney joined us this week for a few laughs. We got distracted right off the bat by Tom's moustache and Terence's concern that his wet jacket was a result of a leak rather than the rain he'd been outside in.Tom told us about his experience in the world of posh Dub's, having both famously played one on hit show Damo and Ivor and marring a woman from Dalkey. Tom's comedy journey started with a burst blood vessel and has led him to opening for the 2 Johnnies, Tom Green and shows of his own. And he told us about the funniest moments he's had on stage, and why people shouldn't get offended at comedy.Sponsored by FBT Gyms

We have a special bonus episode for you this week, with a lot of it recorded from the stage in Vicar Street as we prepared to begin our live show on Sunday.There's a lot of chaos around us as we try to answer a few listener questions, from superstitions to trademarked catchphrases and an unfortunate fall.We then bring some unreleased classics from the archives, including the options of supreme intelligence or global respect.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

This week, we sit down with Mike Perez, a Cuban cruiserweight boxer whose journey is nothing short of extraordinary. Mike reveals the harsh realities of his upbringing in Cuba, sharing heart-wrenching stories of survival and resilience. He takes us through his incredible journey from being bullied in the orphanage to embarking on a perilous escape from Cuba involving the Mexican cartel. With tales of his past fights in boxing, his battles with addiction and his determination to make it back into the boxing world, Mike's honesty and humor punch through. He shares insights about his upcoming fight and why age is just a number in the fight game. Theres even a suprise cameo from the Rodfather himself!Sponsored by FBT Gyms

Terry comes out swinging, demanding some competitive quizzing – but he may have bitten off more than he can chew, and is soon tripping over questions about German car manufacturers and the various colours of a popular sweet.We have a story about sticking to a bet at a funeral, and Calvin completely loses his composure over the game of golf.And he's left deeply wounded by the news that Calvin got the invite he's spent years waiting for.Send all of your questions to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Dermot Whelan, author of Busy and Wrecked, and formerly of Dermot & Dave joined us this week - And Calvin only called him Dave by accident once which is a win!Dermot explained how he went from being an altar boy to dreaming of being Indiana Jones, to where he is now. For years, Dermot suffered with anxiety and didn't understand it - But he didn't let it stop him from getting on stage for stand up or presenting shows like Republic of Telly. He told us how meditation helped him transform his anxiety from something that held him back to a superpower and how he uses comedy to pass on the same tools. Sponsored by FBT Gyms

The bizarre and fascinating world of mobile cinemas enters the Talking Bollox universe this week, as a listener's questions sends us into a whole new world, and has us ringing around every culchie we know as we hunt down more info on this peculiar beast of Irish rural entertainment. We also ask what's the best invention ever, and we ask if you can put in the miles for self-improvement if you're waking up in silk sheets. Send all of your questions to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Kyla Cobbler is not her real name, but what is real are the laughs we had with her in this episode. She told us how lying to Italian men on dating apps led to her new name and how she went from hating school to getting head hunted by Dolce & Gabbana and is now living the dream now working as a comedian. It's a chaotic episode that goes from Azealia Banks to Coolio's demands for sparkling water to colourful farts all before we could get the introduction done.Kyla's a fan of swimming in the nip and almost has Calvin convinced until she admits she'd never do it at home in Ireland.We spoke about emigrating and how living as an Irish person abroad changes your perspective. And Kyla opened up on her realisation that she was drinking too much and how she's changed her relationship with alcohol.Sponsored by FBT Gyms.

We enter a world of twists and deception this week, as the caterpillar saga grows legs. Terry gets a tip off that he thinks has him closer to discovering the identity of his anonymous tormentor, but has he just dug himself into a deeper hole?Calvin wonders if we've entered a story more layered that Shutter Island, or more treacherous than The Departed, and we find out that the one true ban in the Talking Bollox universe is the ban on revealing the identity of the caterpillar leaker.Besides all of that, the lads wonder how they'd fare in the celibate life, or with Terry living in a monastery.And we have a whole new level of threat, as Calvin warns Terry might start calling listeners to give them a piece of his mind.Send all of your questions and comments (and anonymous tips) to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

On Valentine's Day, 1981, 48 young people died tragically in a fire that broke out in the Stardust nightclub in North Dublin. Emergency exits were blocked, the furnishings were highly flammable and the fire spread rapidly.Selina McDermott lost 3 of her siblings in the tragedy, Willie, George and Marcella. Her family was never the same again. She told us about her memories of that night, the chaos that broke out, and the long lasting impact it had on her and her community.The first investigation into the fire found that the cause of the fire was probable arson, a blow to the grieving families who felt the blame was being placed on the victims themselves. For years, the families and survivors have campaigned to get the truth. Last April, the families' efforts resulted in a new finding that all 48 young people who died in the Stardust were unlawfully killed. Selina told us where they got the strength to keep fighting and what this result means for them.Proudly sponsored by FBT Gyms.

The listeners come for Calvin and his rules of the road, and we're left with very few co-hosts who could pass a theory test.The risk of an unexpected dig is on offer for a cash reward, and a fate worse than Lucan awaits Calvin - while Terry's life on Manor Street takes on the feel of a sitcom.We have some sphere puns that inadvertently outrage Calvin, and strange beasts hidden in a shed.There's a new topic ban up for consideration and Terry is already sick of questions about his new car.Send your questions to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Dara Ó Briain is one of Ireland's most successful comedians.Things get off to a rocky start as Terence arrives late, and Dara makes him pay for it. Once we have that out of the way Dara shares his journey from science to stand-up, revealing how he stumbled into comedy and how he knew instantly he was hooked. We delve into the nuances of heckling and the experiences that shape a comedian's approach to audience interaction. Plus, Dara opens up about his incredible adoption story, his quest to find his birth family and the insight it gives into a dark and shocking chapter in irish history. Sponsored by FBT Gyms.For more info on how we're going premium with TBX go to www.goloudplayer.com/comingsoon

We obliterate our own ban on animal content this week, as Terence questions the point of science and at the same time claims he can see heat. We ask AI for its opinion on Talking Bollox and we find ChatGPT coming for the producers of the podcast.Terence has a big problem with the naming of the Las Vegas Sphere, and the Pyramids, but he's blown away by the Square in Tallaght.And a listener's plea for advice backfires spectacularly and leads to a heated debate about what counts as being waterproof.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Mick Moran is a former Garda who works tirelessly to protect children from sexual abuse, both with the Guards, and Interpol and now as CEO of Hotline.ie. Mick explained where this child sexual abuse material is coming from and why he cares more about finding the child than the abuser.There's a serious debate about the potential to rehabilitate a sexual offender and Mick gives his take on seemingly ‘lenient' sentences for those caught with this content. He also tells us why deleting child abuse images is the worst thing you can do if you come across them, and explained what you should do instead.It's a heavy topic, but we've never shied away from those before and it's important to discuss this issue so we can all protect kids better and know what needs to be done to make the world a safer place. Sponsored by FBT Gyms.For more info on how we're going premium with TBX go to www.goloudplayer.com/comingsoon

In a sign of booming times, Terence has made a major purchase without working out every single angle – or any angles.There's concerns about being kidnappable, we learn C is for Savage, Calvin rages against a recent trend among young men in Dublin, and we get a heartfelt and touching message from a listener overseas.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com

Comedian Justine Stafford came into us this week and quickly derailed the entire episode with talk of Banshee Bones, Joe Dolan and incels.She told us about her journey into comedy and attending two college courses at once, which makes sense when you consider how many points she got in her leaving cert. Her time at college did her no harm and gave her some much needed real life experience to avoid mishaps with tampons, bus drivers and ATMs.Phil Mitchell gets a lot of love in this episode and we're still not sure why, you'll just have to listen to find out.Sponsored by FBT Gyms.

Calvin shows great mercy towards his subjects when granted god-like powers, and it inadvertently puts Terry in another surprisingly awkward spot.We hear about fake careers invented to impress a stranger and We get a surprisingly easy choice between a subbed toe and life on loudspeaker,Terence reveals the most cutting insult that could have been thrown at someone as a child, and Calvin gives a breakdown of the necessary criteria for picking the right kind of area to live in.Send all of your questions and comments to talkingbollox@goloudnow.com