I am random AF over here! I'm an east coast comedian living in Los Angeles, putting my spin on sports, news, video games, movies, and life! Sometimes I'll sing but usually end up screaming.
My last rant of the year, we MADE IT!!! Yay!!! What I'm thankful for, what I hated, and what was going on with WW84? WHAT?!
Finished filming which was amazing, yet challenging. And a friggin' parakeet came up and hung out with my wife and I for a little time. It was literally from Mary Poppins! Bird stuff...oh bird stuff...
NOOOOOOO! I finally earned the right to flex my civic muscle...now how do I not? Also my mall is a sad, sad, sad place now. At least we have TV!
I need his helmet. I found one on sale for like 200 bucks and my birthday is next month sooo...plus this is a whole new Star Wars. Amaze-balls!
Still on track to film a web-series next week, had to get a COVID-19 test. Hmmm...we do live in some extraordinary times!
After a hiatus I am back! Let's talk some disease, some vide games, and some poor fool who tried to trick his wife pretending his PS5 was an air humidifier!
They shut down restaurants in L.A. again. AGAIN?! I'm sorry, but we aren't the problem. Wear a mask and be safe. PLEASE. I can be serious at times. This is one of those.
Remember KoRn? I just relived my angst teenage years as a shuffle reminded me of their live acoustic CD. Yes. Acoustic CD. And I sing to you. Sorry bout that.
I'm getting older and grunty-er, and I keep getting "stonewalled" today. And also a rare serious moment, please be safe.
Long winded stories are what we are here for! A nightmare bathroom moment that time stood still for, and I was tipped in half eaten peanuts. Oh Santa Monica. And my dog is a good girl.
"Hey" song intro by yours truly, little bit of informative history (yes I know some.) My foot might fall off? Who knows?
I'm having a blast pillaging and causing chaos in AC Valhalla, afterall, I do come from the linage of the Vikings! My dog interrupts with drinking and people, relax on the vaping.
I swear they said Starbucks...starbucks, I LOVE Starbucks!!! It's also windy AF
I'm so dumb. I had a few days off cause why not? But I forgot to edit my audition. DAMMIT I'm back with a rant. And a Groot impersonation
Just upgraded the good 'ole Sony TV to enable 120 fps! SOON I SHALL PLAY WITH THE GODS! So excite!
Cheese my cat set up my day by screaming for food. I sucked in class. Long day at work. Just SOB. But thank you Paul Tzcinski for my professional foam anti noise thing. Gotta be real sometimes.
Andrew Monaco is back and we start off with a bang. Andrew's trip south of the border was something, and we talk about the pilot of The Andy and Robby Show. High five!
I'm the worst to work out with, even getting the dog to stare at me. BUT I WILL KEEP ON KEEPING ON!
Wife and I ate where a crazy drunk was! El Cholo, Santa Monica. Got to workout again! I will detail that TOMORROW. And I do all of my voices I do for my animals!
It was a nice, no, GREAT start to the day, then I put on the Patriots game. That World Series game 4 was something though! WHOOF
Keep away, keep your masks on, and let's get back to our old NORMALCY! Had an in person thing today and it felt great!
Just a quick one. Don't know what to say, but I feel better. Thank you Crocs!
I've been Rachaeled by those POS losers at Spectrum. I know, it's not a shock but I've been trying to give people the benefit of the doubt. I was wrong. RACHAEL!
What planet do these people come from? Why? WHY? (POV of a former sales rep/server.) WHY?
Watched game 1 of the World Series, was feeling good until Fox kept rubbing in my face that THE RED SOX TRADED HIM! I KNOW FFS Red Sox BLOWING IT. It's a substantial Boston sports rant, I'm going to bed now. But thank you all for downloading me and I can't wait to keep it going.THANK YOU! You're the best!
I didn't think he'd make it after I already did a podcast today, but ta-dah!! The myth and the legend, Andrew Monaco. 1st interview!
My first (of many I'm sure) apology. Krusty the Klown impersonation (BAD). And I talk about whatever is throwing mirrors at me in my apartment. Creepy one for October!
Played some Destiny 2. Andrew is being interviewed TOMORROW and I want to do video game V.O. Sports! And such!
I mess up a classic jingle, watching the ALCS, reminiscing on what could have been for Boston sports in 2020 (WAHHHH!)
Hamilton shout out, video game thumb memories, this is arcade version of Call of Duty. What the Hell.
Re-discovered Top Gear and reminiscing how screwed I got in my car life. 1st one was great, the 2nd, 3rd, 4th......aaaargggg! My bolitas.
I'm destroyed my brain watching countless technology videos for the past week. My cat interrupts me. My brain is mush.
It's my first rant! Memory foam shoes are the worst! MY FEET HURT FFS
Feeling a bit nostalgic about my mom! She loved pulling pranks and wearing basketball shorts.
I'm a very lucky comedian; my wife's anniversary gift is a brand new MICROPHONE. Gonna test it out with you! Brief intro into what I plan for the show (which is madness to be honest.) As my grandfather always said, "Practice Cactus." All the love!