The Stan & Haney Show Podcast

It's our final live show! We put bow a bow on it before we head off into retirement. Thank you to all of our loyal listeners, friends, and family who have shared this journey with us. A couple of familiar faces call in and join us, like, Bubba The Love Sponge, Lisa Bitch, Dave from Dave and Chuck The Freak, and even Beasley Broadcasting President Bruce Beasley comes in to pay tribute. We also talk to our listeners as much as we can as we share laughs and tears together. We love you all and never forget... blue skies, every day's a gift. 

A classic interview with an author and expert on meeting women, with only one show left after this one Stan reads a couple of handwritten letters from a family and wonders about the arrival of the retirement shirts, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, this day in history with Junior, the final edition ever of Stan's 10 to 200 ending with a heartfelt message from the contestant, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the final Question of the Week is a simple one, News, Funk Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

Stan and Haney talk about about the huge amount of emails, texts, and voicemails that emotional listeners are leaving us wishing us a happy retirement. We have two more shows after this one. What are some of the weirdest town names in Florida? We open up the phones to talk to our listeners, even Junior's dad, Big Daddy, calls in to pay tribute. Our favorite weatherman, Uncle Larry, calls in. News. And more...

We play a classic interview with Deborah Norville. Ron from Coastal Cooling drops in to say goodbye. Stan receives a call late last night about a certain idiot from our past that wants to talk to us on the air. We talk to the idiot. Can you guess who it was? Anthony from Absolute Law comes in for his final segment to answer your legal questions. Name That Movie. News. And more...

Why does everyone wait until our last week on the air to stop by and say farewell? Our guest list is full! Stan went Dolphin watching over the weekend. Stan explains how his and Haney's final break on the air will go. Junior's Mother and nephew drop by to say goodbye Stan and Haney one last time. We open up the phones to talk to our listeners. The Wayback Machine. News. And more...

Stan talks about how the snow birds in his neighborhood don't understand Florida wildlife and how frightened they are. RFK Jr. drops out! Stan knows what nerve to hit. Is Blockbuster coming back? Jeff Zito drops by to tell Stan and Haney that he is holding auditions for replacements. Who are the possible candidates? We open the phones and talk to our listeners. We pay tribute to our late friend and producer extraordinaire, Tom Smith. News. And more...

A classic interview with Michelle Phillips from the Mamas and Papas, Haney is back after missing a few days due to a medical procedure and the guys talk more about Michelle and the Mamas and Papas, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, a game of Stan's True or False, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Question of the Week asks about the first time you met (or heard) Stan and Haney, News, Songs Haney Introduced Us To Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

Seven more shows to go after today until we retire. Stan talks about how fancy the new hearses are. We play a new song that Foreigner released on their new greatest hits album with Lou Gramm singing. A scalped Florida man gets kicked off of an airplane. How do you get rid of hiccups? We play a very interesting game of Stan's 10 to 200. Dr. Kleiner calls in. News. And more...

Eight more shows to go after this one. Stan wants to start a book with the hundreds of emails he's received. Stan wonders about Junior's daily life at school. A Florida Man steals power to operate a marijuana grow house in his shed. Name That Movie. Anthony from Absolute law joins us to answer your legal questions. News. And More.

We play a classic interview with Milton Berle. We are now down to our two week mark from our final show. More people are coming out of the woodwork to wish us farewell, even the ones that tried to get rid of us. Haney will be out for a day or two as he undergoes a medical procedure, he's going to be fine, but as Stan says, "health comes first." A colonoscopy goes wrong in our local beat. We play Stan's What's On The List? The Wayback Machine. And more...

UPDATED: We play a classic interview from a member of the Memphis Mafia on the anniversary of Elvis' death. Our old producer and friend, D-Train, stops by to hang out and wish us a happy retirement. Junior and D-Train butt heads. We open the phones to talk to our listeners. We play an interview from a woman who lived next to the Woodstock music festival and how it almost ruined her and her family's lives. News. And more...

We play a classic interview from a member of the Memphis Mafia on the anniversary of Elvis' death. Our old producer and friend, D-Train, stops by to hang out and wish us a happy retirement. Junior and D-Train butt heads. We open the phones to talk to our listeners. We play an interview from a woman who lived next to the Woodstock music festival and how it almost ruined her and her family's lives. News. And more...

A classic interview with the original "Famous Amos" from the cookie company, the guys discuss the late "Famous Amos" a little more as Stan is happy he interviewed him and others despite the criticism he got at the time, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's today in history segment, Stan blows off the planned game for Open Phones, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Question of the Week asks what unusual vehicles you have driven, News, Songs Haney Introduces Us To Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

We talk about an old interview with spoon player Leland Collins. Junior pisses off Stan again. A man in Brevard County may be allowed to keep his shipping container man cave. We play Stan's 10 to 200. We read some more of our goodbye emails. Dr. Kleiner calls in. News. And more...

We talk about the time we interviewed Al Lewis. When is it too soon to tell someone you love them in a relationship? Stan crosses a line with Junior and it takes him a while to calm down. Anthony Melchiorre from Absolute Law comes in to answer your legal questions. Name That Movie. News. And more...

Schools back in session which means parents who only listen to us at the parent pick up line are just now hearing the news of our retirement. And we're not exactly in a big party mood over our retirement, so stop asking us. Junior is questioned about Tard Academy. Another Fort Myers road rage incident ends with guns, spilled coffee, and arrests. We play Stan's Florida Man Game. The Wayback Machine. News. And more...

Stan confidently tells everyone something Roger told him in confidence. Our old producer and friend Kool-Aid stops by to share stories and reminisce and to bid Stan and Haney a happy retirement. What has he been up to since leaving the show? Listen to find out.  We play the first time we've been introduced to Eddie Taylor. News. And more...

A classic phone call / conversation with Dr. Dumb Ken, the guys talk more about the late Dr. Dumb Ken and preview the day's upcoming Stan and Haney Draft Fund presentation of checks and a strange memo Stan received concerning Junior and a recorded ad, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's day in history segment, the ad from Junior is revealed, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, Captain John Lazzaro joins the show for a Stan and Haney Draft Fund presentation of checks, News, One Hit Wonder Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

Stan almost starts the show out by himself, but Rog saves the day yet again. Junior almost took credit for Rog's hard work. A perv in NFM stole $1,000 worth of sex toys. We play Stan's 10-200. Anthony Melchiorre from Absolute Law comes in to answer you legal questions. News. And more...

We are overwhelmed and full of appreciation over the reactions we have received after announcing our retirement yesterday. We go for Italian dinner with our local beat. Rog loves eggplants. Name That Movie. Serita calls in. News. And more...

Stan talks about how his weekend went travelling during a tropical storm. Some idiot drunk driver crashed into a cop car. Stan and Haney announce their retirement after four decades of being on the air, we thank our listeners and give details on our exit strategy. Wayback Machine. News. And more...

We play a classic interview with Marty Ingels. Stan isn't sure if he's going to return home from his trip this weekend because of the weather. Some idiot ties up an alligator trying to save the turtles. Elllienoare steals Junior's segment yet again. We open up the phones to talk to our listeners. Brock Beasley calls in. News. And more...

A classic interview with an author about crime in LA in the earlier days of Hollywood, Mutha sits in for the first hour as Haney comes in late after a doctor's appointment (health first) and Stan looks ahead to the day's visit from Junior's nephew (and mother!), Grab Bag, Junior and his family arrive, Stan and Junior's mom "work things out", Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Noah the nephew does Junior's this day in history segment, a game of Stan's 10 to 200, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Question of the Week asks about your past concert missed opportunities, News, Number One Country Songs of the Past Week continues, classic comedy, and more...

We check our total tally of how many shows we have done and if we're going to celebrate any more milestones. Stan and Haney broke the mold. We talk about garage dwellers and how one got attacked by armadillos. Stan's I Wish I Didn't Know. Should Junior's mom and nephew be allowed in the studio? Geoffrey has a traumatizing experience. News. And more...

DON'T FALL VICTIM TO FAKE KROCK SCAMS!!!! Some good ole boys cause serious damage to Stan's neighborhood. A military vet is in trouble and it's not his fault. Some new sounds are added to Junior's segment. Name That Movie. Anthony Melchiorre from Absolute Law comes in to answer your legal questions. News. And More...

Stan had a luxurious weekend with hillbillies? How are those Olympics going? Have you heard of this monster spotted in Florida? Are the Olympics inspiring you to work out? Stan's Everybody Knows. Junior and Rog flub their fun facts during our Wayback Machine. News. And more...

We are so excited about the Olympic Games in Paris said sarcastically. We play a new release from Joe Bonamassa. The Calusa Nature Center had a Hazmat situation. It's new release day. We open up the phone lines for our fans. Tom from Gateway calls in. News. And more...

A classic interview with a guy who takes us behind the scenes of the super-shady porn industry, Stan reflects on what may be his biggest regret in radio, Grab Bag, Roger confronts Joonyer about his passive-aggressive behavior toward Roger's 11-year-old daughter, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Joonyer does a mistake-filled this day in history segment (Stan even had to dump the major curse word he dropped), a high-drama game of Stan's 10 to 200, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Question of the Week asks your most useless information you have memorized, News, Popular Songs With Product Placement Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

Elloenoer comes in to visit and steal Junior's segment again. Stan preserved a McDonalds burger for months, and he tells us how it looks. Always sign a prenup! Stan's Florida Man game. A man calls in with a complaint about a handsy doctor. News. And more...

Another Stan and Haney prediction comes true. Why were we gone on Monday? It's Junior's birthday and his mother may or may not have brought cupcakes for his class. Anthony from Absolute Law answers your legal questions. Name That Movie. News. And more.

Did everyone survive the internet outage? Junior needs to have a talk with his supervisor about respect. We take your phone calls. Dan Rather calls in. News. And more...

A classic interview with the legendary Gregg Allman that comes to an amusing end, more incidents causing issues for the President, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Stan handles this day in history for the absent Junior, a game of Stan's True or False, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Question of the Week asks about things you made in school, News, Songs By the Original Artists That Are a Bit Different Week continues (this one is WAY different), classic standup comedy, and more...

Is Stan and Haney the longest running show in SWFL? Elenore joins us in studio. Junior is skipping tomorrow's show. Junior gets his segment hijacked. We play Stan's 10-200. Tony calls in and he's playing the system. News. And more...

Vance needs to shave according to Stan. Junior was about to get complimented... but then he shows up late. The word 'vigorously' comes up a lot in our local beat. Anthony from Absolute Law comes in to answer your legal questions. It's time for everyone to party!! Name That Movie. News. And more...

We are back from vacation and we bring you up to date on everyone who died while we were away, and someone who almost did... Did Junior make all the best of's about him? We play a game of Stan's Florida Man. The Wayback Machine. News. And more. 

A classic interview with a woman in New Hampshire who had a run-in with a rabid skunk, some presidential debate talk, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, open phones prize blowout, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a classic segment with Dr. Murray Kliner, News, The 27 Club Week concludes, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with the guy who played cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch (who was playing in multiple bands), Junior is jealous of the gift Roger got from his daughter and Mutha gets Stan to try a concoction to clear up his "brain fog", Grab Bag, Stan plays a clip from the time they were written up from Haney attempting to say the name of a certain island, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, a game of Stan's True or False, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Question of the Week asks about the oldest person you've known, News, the 27 Club Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with psychic Jackie Marie, Stan previews our attorney's visit on a special day and discusses the major league pitcher who vomited all over the mound the previous night, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, Absolute Law owner/attorney Anthony Melchiorre stops in for his weekly visit to help listeners with free legal advice, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a game of Stan's 10 to 200, News, The 27 Club Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview about scams in Florida (the scam capital of the world?), Junior returns but on probation with several conditions, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, a game of Stan's Name That Movie (the Wedding Toast Edition), News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a classic call from Geoffrey about his vacation to West Hollywood, News, The 27 Club Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview about nicotine water, Haney is back and he and Stan discuss their tough battles with Covid while speculating on how they got it, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, the debut of a new game called Stan's Classic Hollywood Quiz, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Way Back Machine takes us to a Billboard chart of the past, News, The 27 Club Week begins, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview about the government spying on your emails, Stan discusses his ailment and the possible impending return of Junior from Europe (Haney is still out sick), Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, a game of Stan's What's on the List, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a classic bit with "Ray from the dealership", News, Music Legends' Offspring Week concludes, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with the owner of the "Elvis is Alive" museum in Mississippi, Stan returns from a bout with Covid (probably too soon), Grab Bag, Stan has a run-in with a new employee, Roger's Entertainment Corner, a live interview with the radio voice of the Florida Everblades and son of the Florida Panthers head coach Jake Maurice, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a game of Stan's 10 to 200, News, Famous Musicians' Offspring Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with a member of the Florida Trail Association who had an encounter with a bobcat, Haney remains under the weather, Stan and Roger reflect on the Father's Day weekend and Stan is a little worried about some ailments, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, a game of Stan's Florida Man Headlines, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Way Back Machine takes us to a Billboard chart of the past, News, Rock and Roll Legends' Children's Week begins, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic segment featuring the "S--- Show" and a guy who had issues with some Connecticut police, Haney is out sick and Stan talks some hockey with local ties, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, a game of Stan's What's on the List, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a classic segment with Dr. Murray Kliner, News, Classic Songs Featuring Harmonica Week concludes, classic comedy, and more...

A classic interview with a guy from a "Newseum" in Virginia with some interesting artifacts, the guys discuss the ridiculous amount of rain in the area and Junior's European vacation posts on social media, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, a game of Stan's 10 to 200, News Headlines, Fluffer, the Question of the Week asks what your porn name would be using a certain formula, News, Rock Songs With Harmonica Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with former NASA astronaut and scientist Story Musgrave, Stan talks more about Musgrave and remembers NBA great Jerry West on the day of his passing, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, a game of Stan's Name That TV Theme Song, News Headlines, Fluffer, your email, a classic segment with Tony D'Amico, News, Classic Rock Songs with Harmonica Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with a guy who guaranteed he could double anyone's gas mileage, Roger's daughter Eleanor sits in to help on the show, Stan talks about the ridiculous amount of rain the area will be getting and advises people not to drive like idiots, Haney sends Junior on a task for his last day before vacation, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Eleanor does this day in history segment, Absolute Law owner/attorney Anthony Melchiorre stops by for his weekly visit and legal advice, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a game of Stan's Name That Movie (the dad edition), News, Classic Rock Songs with Harmonica Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with another southwest Florida person that had a coyote encounter with their dog, Stan talks about his weekend golf triumph and Junior's unmitigated gall with what he tried to pull off, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, a game of Stan's What Came First, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails (lots about Junior), the Way Back Machine takes us to a Billboard chart of the past, News, Classic Rock Songs With Harmonica Week begins, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic in-studio interview with the owner of a spy shop, Stan looks ahead to deciding Junior's future (or lack thereof) on the show, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, Open Phones prize blowout lets listeners call and voice their opinions on Junior, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a classic segment with Dr. Murray Kliner, News, Novelty Hit Songs Week concludes, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with a man from a UFO group who said aliens told him to give money to a scientist working on cloning, an audio tribute to D-Day on its anniversary, Stan discusses Junior's time coming to an end and considers getting a replacement for him, more D-Day discussion, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, a game of Stan's 10 to 200, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, the Question of the Week asks about high school names and mascots, News, Hit Novelty Songs Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...

A classic interview with a southwest Florida woman who came face to face with a coyote while walking her dog Boomer, Stan and Haney discuss the success of the Florida Everblades hockey team and Haney's history with the team, Grab Bag, Local Beat, Roger's Entertainment Corner, Junior's this day in history segment, a game of Stan's Name That TV Theme Song, News Headlines, Fluffer, your emails, a classic segment featuring Tony from Cape Crepe and Chowder, News, Hit Novelty Songs Week continues, classic standup comedy, and more...