THIS AMERICAN CARNAGE cuts through the flood of fake news to have an honest debate about the hottest political topics of the day. Is everything horrible? Is the nation like a runaway truck full of nitroglycerin headed for unavoidable disaster? Is it all a
Due to a worldwide pandemic - the gang gets together over the phone lines from various locations and is joined by a special guest.
In the wake of a decisive victory to end the impeachment hoax, voting begins in our nation's first caucuses & primaries on the way to decide which Corporate Democrat will have the honor of losing to Donald Trump in 2020. The gang does its best to keep carnie-nation informed. Also: the SOTU and New Stings!
The gang starts off a new year with a new sting, new predictions, as well as a nuanced discussion of manatees, mermaids (and mer-men), thetans and much more!
Luke calls in from the Capitol while Xander Lander reveals an inconvenient truth about his former client, Jeffrey Epstein's final moments
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The gang discusses the whistleblower, impeachment and more with a special guest who states hes an ally of Joe.
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The gang discusses the candidates and break down the policy-platforms that will decide the 2020 race.
The gang gets together for a short episode to field some calls from previous carnies explaining what freedom means to them.
In this special, season 2.2 episode, The gang gives peace a chance, as President Trump gives North Korea a chance. the gang discusses North Korea, Ron Popeil, Impossible burgers, and more!
On the heels of confirmation that the president is a regular listener, the gang puts forth a no holds barred attempt to deliver the most entertaining podcast ever - packed to the brim with Golden Girls personality tests and an A.I. expert who will attempt to combat Joe's rampant anti-robotic tendencies and strange Star Wars aversion. ft. Asterios Kokkinos
This week the gang welcomes back the Italian Rapscallions ‘Netty and the Mooch to discuss their latest investments and business ventures as well as the scientific implications of Trump's announcement that the Moon is part of Mars. All this AND ... the unthinkable happens...we make FIRST CONTACT with the man, the myth, the leader - DON JON HIMSELF. Featuring Avenetti and the Mooch & Pappa John
In honor of this the most spiritual time of year, with many around the world celebrating Easter, Passover, Spring Equinox, Earth Day, 420 and Administrative Professionals Day - the gang once again solicits the wisdom and profundity of world-renowned spirituality consultant Xander Lander to help make sense of life, love, the 400+ page Mueller nothing-burger, and more
The gang is visited by three (3) old friends of the show. Deeply Disappointed, our spiritual leader Xander Lander and spirit animal Pappa John.
This week the educational merits of This American Carnage's Online University come under intense scrutiny from the lyrical genius behind the Lion King, so the gang elicits legal expertise from Friend-of-the-Show Not-James Comey! Together, we discuss March Madness, pay-to-not play scholarships, and college basketball crime fiction (the new international literary sensation “Friend of the Devil: The Bill Walton Mysteries” by Author and amateur bracketologist James Kirkland). All this AND the announcement of the new official Carnage U fight song!
This week the gang discusses time and how to save it, and to get perspective Luke invites a timeless friend and lover - a past and future Orb - Orblio. Featuring Gareth Reynolds.
This week the gang braves the perils of a national emergency with a little clinical therapeutic help from Dr. [NAME REDACTED]. Nobel nominations are awarded, a beautiful parable is told. All this PLUS- a shocking announcement for the 2020 race may turn the Carnyverse upside down!
This week the gang breaks down the upcoming state of our union and the intelligence of our intelligence community with a very special guest who can neither confirm, nor deny, he's a Current Intelligence Agent who is Carefully Implying Alliances with a Certain Implied Agency while neither confirming (nor denying) anything - except for the fact that this is an episode you CAN NOT MISS!
This week the gang welcomes back a former guest as they discuss the continued renaissance of the show and attempt to survive the government shutdown on nothing but hamberders and a bit of faith.
For this special “Top 10” themed installment, the gang welcomes back one of its top 10 guests of 2018 [Name Redacted] to discuss all things leaks and whether or not Comey is indeed America's Homey
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**PREVIOUSLY UNRELEASED** In this special, science-themed week of Carnage, the gang talks to “Deep Fungi”, a mushroom expert (and possible new addition to the previously non-existent Biology & Natural Sciences Department ) about the many beneficial attributes and mind-expanding properties of mushrooms, particularly the infamous ‘toadstool' that belongs to none other than President Donald J Trump. Also this week, the gang discusses the increasing wetness of hurricanes due to climate change, which IS man-made (specifically made by deep state Democrats) and demonstrates that Big T has created an elaborate “To Catch a Predator” scheme to out Brett Kavanaugh. #Science #Scienceweek
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This week the gang presides over a gripping courtroom drama featuring Plaintiff/Defendant Anthony Michael Columbus Scaramucci, represented by Lawyer/Spouse Michael Avenatti, vs. Plaintiff/Defendant Papa John represented by Non-Lawyer/Spouse-Sexer: himself. All this AND legal jeopardy for Judge Joe on a special barely legal episode!
This week the gang tackles fake news, fake books, and fake anonymity in a week chock-a-block with no benefits for a doubted president. BUT- a very special, otherworldly LEAK OF THE WEEK Restores faith in the White House and faith in the fact that goes exist and voted actively for Donald Trump. All this AND Van Halen on a new This American Carnage!!
As a new NFL season begins ... the life of two-time loser John McCain comes to an end, and the Carnage crew half mourns at half mast - but are cheered up by one of the greatest speeches in American History. All this PLUS The Journalism school of This American Carnage DOT Edu (which we are legally required to mention is not an accredited university) unveils a special report on the state of American Football and academics that fantasy fans can't afford to miss on a new THIS AMERICAN CARNAGE!
The gang meets to discuss ghoulish Rudy Guiliani's epistemological meditations (truth isn't truth) while defending Big T on Meet The Press, as well as the criminal slander of disgraced no-good liar Michael Cohen. Additionally, Luke explores in the lockerroom the nobility and national security implications of Trump's kiss and no tell policy, and Joe embraces the President's call for health care reform
This week The gang is dispersed over fears the podcasts may be secretly recording, but they still manage to discuss the possibility of a Canine gaining security clearance. All this AND a new installment of the science report that's sweeping the nation (according to the doctored newscast Tim showed us) on a deeply delayed This American Carnage!
In the wake of another historic week of summits and speeches, the gang discusses how to deal with the physiological strain of too much winning, starting with Big T's Supreme Court nominee - Brett Kavanaugh, and the historic meeting in Helsinki. The gang also discusses the President's latest oratorical masterpieces, including his speech ‘why it wouldn't be Russia - a double negative,' and ‘breaking Elton John's records.' All this, and some locker-room talk and a PSA on the latest scientific and nutritional breakthroughs.
Luke returns from his extended international trip/language immersion course in an airport hangar just in time to celebrate the nation's most special birthday yet by rattling through the President's many recent accomplishments including single-handedly reuniting families torn apart by Democrats, adding a new Supreme Court Justice, and much more. Papa John also joins the gang to defend his honor against accusations lobbed by Scaramucci
This week Luke confronts the source of his insider betting tip (BT) after learning his recent Vegas prop bet no longer looks like a sure thing, and gets an even better tip. The gang also discusses Trump's legendary husbandry of the most beautiful woman in the country (after Ivanka), Rudy's ongoing gaffes, and an upcoming tv pilot featuring two prominent Italian-American figures.
Luke returns to the studio after a successful investment summit in Las Vegas with Dr Feelgood and Deep Dachshund Daddy, and is eager to recap Trump's many wins from the week prior. The gang also discusses the multiverse theory and the President's interdimensional wizardry, His Nobel Prize candidacy and the latest perverted domino to fall in the Time's Up movement (which as a reminder was founded by President Trump)
This week the gang is joined in studio by their trusted Carnie interns Mike & Alex, as well as Carnage Univ Fraternity sponsor Xander Lander, and joined on phone by Luke, who is on location chasing a big scoop where he is accompanied by Papa John, Deep Dox Daddy & Dr Ronnie "Ludes" Jackson. Together the gang discusses the week full of W's, including Peace in Korea and the historic "Fox & Friendship Speech," as well as Trump's grading policy, Carnage University's title 9 (and 69) policies, and much much more!
In this episode, Asterios is back and joins the gang in an emotional and sometimes tense discussion, reflecting the raw emotion of a turbulent, historic week. We discuss the events in Syria and DJT's powerful response, as well as the dissolution of Attorney-Client Privilege, TAC University's sexual politics, and *new* stings!
The gang welcomes an old friend and newly announced visiting professor - Deep Disappointment - to discuss Russian-American relations and the coincidental illness/poisonings of numerous Russian expats critical of Putin. We also get an update on the progress at the southern border (STOP DRUGS) and analyze Trump's brilliant use of casino economics to tackle trade with China. All that and we check in with Villanova basketball fan and pizza artist, Papa John
This week the gang discusses The President's innovative new 'space force' project, updates on the wall, more cabinet-level upgrades/firings, and the pro-President school walk-out that the fake news media cannot get enough of. We also unveil and reach out to the winner of the TAC Tournament challenge, predict the fate of Don John Jr now that his wife has lawyered up, and much much more.
This week the gang gathers to discuss smashing the glass cieling; sad goodbyes and predictions about the presidential penis. All this and a hard conversation aobut our economic system + did papa john kill our intern?
This week The gang is joined by special guest Asterios Kokkinos who serves as long overdue liberal ally for Joe. Among other things, the gang gets a special leak of the week from "Deep Sessions", discuss gun control for cucks, steel tariffs, and Hollywood's big night and the Time's Up movement (which, as we all know, Trump began over a year ago).
As our nation's greatest minds come together at CPAC to address the country's problem with guns (specifically that not enough teachers are armed with them), the gang solves a problem of their own by launching an educational program, welcoming the inaugural Cash 4 Carnage Interns as we study: Human Sexuality 101 (the emerging fetish of Canuckolding), Advanced Herpetology (the parable of breastfeeding snakes from El Salvador) and the Theological studies (the enlightenment of DJTJ). All this AND a BIG TIME LEAK OF THE WEEK!
A special valentine's & President's day discussion. The gang tries to imagine a world without each other but cannot imagine a universe without the President. We check with a disturbed Papa John and Mueller admits Trump is innocent as the President continues to shower an undeserving nation with love.
This week the gang brings you all the big GAME DAY NEWS you could ever use, clears up a potentially federally illegal misunderstanding as to what constitutes a “RANSOM TAPE”, and catches a CHRONIC CASE OF MEMO MANIA! All this and- the crowning of the human rights hero of a new generation, on THIS AMERICAN CARNAGE!
This week the gang gathered to discuss the upcoming SOTU speech... and were EERILY CORRECT IN ALL OF OUR PREDICTIONS. Listen... AND BE AMAZED!
This week the Shitholy Trinity continues to practice devil's advocacy on behalf of the presidency, discussing the immigration sensation that's sweeping the nation, the possibility or of presidential polyamory, national nemesis North Korea, and more! Plus- NEW STINGS!
New Year: New Themes! The gang reconvenes to discuss the hottest NYE party thrown by a child, help Luke work through some January heartbreak, discuss the presidential fan-fiction that's taking the nation by storm, and best of all- DEBUT GLORIOUS NEW SEGMENT THEME SONGS!
*(episode 40 holiday special)* This year instead of Ghosts of Christmas Past the gang is visited by Guests of Carnage Past as our favorite friends from the past year's episode check in as we build a wall around 2017 and prepare to make 2018 Great Again for the very first time.
...and all through the 'cast/the carnies were hearing of trumps wins from weeks past / when all of a sudden! / from the swamp in DC / Tim finds a billionaire manger / with a child............named BT. All this and more on a Very aMerrycan Pre-Christmas Carnage
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