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Are you ever worried about someone living in your attic without your knowledge? Because it's apparently a thing. Also, uppercutting people with mental illness. Sticking a fork in your spine, professional pillow fight, and testosterone is a hell of a drug. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Porn subreddits - THE GAME! Are these different porn niches on the popular website real or fake??? Play the game and find out how much of a pervert you are. Also, a conversation about feeling safe in your own body and how to respect yourself more. Neuroplasticity, do you agree with guys Daffy Ducking it? (Shirt, no pants), and ketamine, yes or no? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Should we invade Canada? Asking for a friend's country. Also, how dangerous are you willing to drive? Fat teens, junk food parties with grandma, and driving away from the gas pump with it still attached to your car. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Projection can be dangerous. Are all the pastors calling for bad things to happen to gay people gay themselves? Also, segues are hard and the guys prove that once again. Is Dracula A Batman, who doesn't love a twist ending, and the Harlem Globetrotters. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy

The guys are back with another Kook Alert, this one all about addictions, something the guys have plenty of first-hand experience with. What can be an addiction? (here's a hint: literally anything). From technology, to substances, to relationships, the guys break down how we can find addictions anywhere in life. Plus, an ode to 80's franchises for some reason. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Making the necessary healthy changes in life can be incredibly difficult (and usually are) and acknowledging what changes we have to make to be happy is incredibly challenging. Having said that, Ryan argues on behalf of narcissism. Negativity in the name of positivity, some eyebrow singeing criticism of the show, and drone technology is coming for us all. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

The guys do their best to dissect the term “woke”. What the hell does it mean? Also, introverts fight back (take that extroverts!). The placebo effect, the downsides of breathe work, and sock, sock, shoe, shoe or sock, shoe, sock, shoe? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy

Do you reminisce about childhood? Do you miss youth or do you embrace adulthood? It can be tough to let go of what you once had specifically when it comes to your physicality. Also, Ryan's top moments from Costa Rica. Butt chugging, what would you do for a laugh, and which soup would you prefer to pee? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Are you addicted to food? The guys discuss victim mentality and how they handle their own defense mechanisims. Also, a conversation about our parents aging. Shame boners, just drunk enough, and who remembers Tiger King? They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy

How do you feel about astrology? The guys break down whether it has any real meaning or if it's just a bunch of kook sh*t like everyone else believes. Also, you'll be answering text messages for the rest of your pathetic little life. GBI, Jew or Jewish, and jacked 51-year-olds. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Do Nazi's hate themselves? Do people who treat others poorly show how much they truly dislike themselves? Also, are hockey players the toughest athletes out there? They seem to be the most extreme versions of the tough-athlete trope. Bringing back MLK from the dead, is Whoopi Goldberg the most famous Jew?, and the Black Pack. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Kook talk. So much kook talk. Also, handicap guys at the gym. Grindr blackout, American movie names in China, and gay bashing… for love. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Is it true that all publicity is good publicity? People seem to really be testing that theory. Also, humans have superpowers. Seriously. Serious science, the guys are still bad at math, and life is a simulation conversation with the meat lady at the local grocery store. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy

The guys do their best to find the balance between having a discussion about a serious subject intelligently, and making jokes about it. I wouldn't exactly call it a success. Also, is it impossible to look badass while wearing a hospital gown? Walking on so many eggshells, inventing violence, and getting blood out of your clothes. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Societie's infantilizing of women and an ape prostitute... There's more but those 2 topics basically describe the majority of the time spent on this episode. Also, the Toy Box Killer's worst crime (and that's saying something). A loaded Happy Death Day, Comic-Con, and the difference between the media and journalism. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy.

Ryan wants everyone to know that he's winning at therapy and everyone else can suck it. Also, is hope a form of coping? Apps on our phone that bring us shame, winning at therapy to the detriment of everyone else, and a shoulder that you can talk to (no crying). They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Translating directly from one language to another can be difficult, sometimes impossible, but what happens when an international business makes that mistake with their ad campaign? The guys go over a few examples of ads that have not only gone overseas but awry. Also, public fetishes; where do we draw the line? Weekly BookNook, Hear Ye' Hear Ye', and on their continued quest to figure out what this show is about, they've boiled it down to “mental health stuff”. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy

Why is body dysmorphia so prevalant these days? Also, what constitutes body dysmorphia? The guys get to the bottom of it, kind of. Also, nipples in the gym. Urine deflector, we're aging, and supporting women's rights in the strangest way possible. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

How many times have you seen your dad cry? The guys discuss the few times they saw (and caused) it. Also, don't name your kid Amber, their just going to be murdered one day. Can I say this, stand up comedy, and the white Samuel L Jackson. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Are children's friendships being pulled apart by technology? What community dynamics are being stripped away from our society by advancements in technology and communication? We're not entirely sure on the answer but whatever it is is depressing. Preemptive masturbation, grocery store ethics, and God created everything and I mean everything. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Why can self-esteem fluctuate wildly from day to day? We can overflow with confidence one day and then feel like the most insecure person on Earth the next. Also, Tiler wins depression index this week. Consolidating flags, microplastics + semen, and Yoga = Porn. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!-Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy

Why are we as a society so obsessed with guessing how it's all going to end? We're constantly coming up with stories and theories of the end of society (we're a depressing bunch). Also, a discussion on morality (kinda). Stop asian hate immediately after starting it, never get into a fight with drugs, and racist jokes without the racism. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Has parenting changed? The guys discuss how parents have changed their strategy when it comes to raising (distracting) their kids, especially the use of screens and how it's adding unnecessary addiction to their lives. Plus, what's your attitude towards your local sex store? A flippant attitude towards hurricanes, kids in a weed store, and not over soon enough. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!Check out our sponsor https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys for 10% off your first month of therapy

We've got another Kook Alert for you this week as the guys discuss empathy. Do you ever feel frightened to be kind? Do you ever doubt yourself when it comes to embracing that kindness wholeheartedly? The guys do their best to break down what goes in to living a life of empathy and the obstacles that get in the way. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

A lot of incest talk. Like... a lot. And it's WAY more legal around the world than I would have thought. (what the hell is going on over there Europe?) Also, would you rather lose your nose or your lips? Which one are you chopping off? Favorite potato chip, wearing sunglasses inside, and Welcome to Miami. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Would you rather look rude or crazy? When does the societal norms that hold everything together stop mattering? Apparently, for Tiler, all it takes is a burrito. Also, regenerating body parts. Exposing myself, enlightenment only goes so far, and a strange congratulations. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys revel in their ignorance on this one (they really need to stop doing math, it's getting embarrassing). Also, are crossing guards sketchy? Swingers lore, continuing their war on taco bell, and Jim Cary's old face. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

The guys accidentally wind up discussing politics from around the world. You think you have it bad? (You do) Wait until you hear about what politicians from around the world are getting into. Also, never go full sh!tler. Shaming kink, royal werewolves, and the weirdest phone sex you've ever heard. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys

The guys attempt a deep dive in the shallow end with a segment on John Wayne Gacy where they skim the surface of who he was, what caused him to become one of the most prolific serial killers in American history, and what became of him. There's also national blowjob week, is The Rock a d!ck now, and another Boeing whistleblower dead so there's something for everyone, as long as your a weirdo. Ryan Menendez Observations, a weird pregame/postgame, and Ryan keeps giving Tiler more work. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Imposter syndrome is such a common obstacle people run into when they succeed in life, thinking they don't deserve to be in the position they've earned or don't deserve the victory they've won. The guys delve into their own struggles with it and how they've overcome it (it's a work in progress). Also, how many cats do you think you could fight at once? Margarita fixation, Tiler continues to try to start a civil war, and fear of your own intelligence. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys

Meditation is something more and more people are getting into but there are still plenty of misconceptions about it. Is it for you? Will it benefit not only you but the loved ones in your life? Is it complete bullsh*t? Join us this week as the guys once again take the easy way out with a shortened episode where they break down (in their own way) meditation, what it is, and what they've gotten out of it. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

A discussion on favorite soups because I guess they've run out of things to talk about. Also, the science of pegging; Is it just for women? This episode has a little bit of everything. An incredibly strange segue, itchy butt cheeks, and a cat has 32 muscles in its ear. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Is it scary or embarrassing for you to be yourself? The guys discuss the difficulty they encounter when wanting to be authentic. Also, do you know a kook when you see one? A pretty dark "You've Got Mail", a breakdown of Guy Code, and never share a urinal. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys

Have you ever been cut off from ordering more drinks? The guys discuss the awkwardness of being cut off or having to be the one to cut people off. Ryan has an unhealthy attachment to inanimate objects and Tiler forgets what a hammer is. Who remembers Y2K, whats the best way to quit your job?, and the origin of pocket lint. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Who remembers satanic panic? The guys cover different fears that overtook the nation and caused people to fly into a panic. By the way, does anyone remember when we were all supposed to die based on the Mayan calendar? Better times. Be better at cheating the system, sicky-poo, and never use scented lotions to masturbate. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE! https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys

The guys break down the loss of privacy in the age of A.I. and the common argument of "If you haven't done anything wrong then what do you have to hide?" Also, what happened to pocket lint? Why did it disappear all of a sudden? Conspiracy??? (probably not) Are you afraid of the dark, anti-Matt Lauer, and be good to people. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Their continued war against Google and Apple (that they're losing badly), the guys discuss how these companies hold your memories hostage until you pay. A very strange Happy Death Day! and arguing on behalf of OJ Simpson? Making positive changes, everything is subscription based, and yet another argument. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys

Are all racists ignorant? Do participation trophies kill the desire to achieve? What's your favorite candy? The guys are here to answer all these hard-hitting questions as well as plenty more that are even less interesting than these. Human trafficking is so hot right now, violent butt sex, and satanic panic. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trykeen.com/thoseguyshttps://trymintmobile.com/thoseguys

A brand new "Immoral Delights", Tiler serves you a 4 course meal where each dish is prepared in an immoral way which can be found around the world. Also, Mercury is in retrograde and Ryan won't let you forget it. No such thing as happiness, having bear hands, and planetary kook shit. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys

What is it with people picking their nose in their car? They know we can see them, right? Ryan continues his avoidance to find out if he's gay or not (he is) and the guys give a scathingly tepid review of the new Avatar: The Last Airbender live action show. The Puff Daddy situation, did cats domesticate us?, and pushing our digits into your nook and/or crannies. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trymintmobile.com/thoseguyshttps://trykeen.com/thoseguys

Are you selfish with your time? The guys discuss how they're willing to allot their time and doing their best to find something that truly calls to them. Also, a show filled with "Would you rather?" questions that progressively get worse as they go (seriously, brace yourself). Ryan is doing yoga teacher training and he will never let you forget it, narcissism is a shield, and keeping your eyes open while kissing. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://betterhelp.com/thoseguys

Do you have any verbal or physical ticks? The guys discuss the body language of weight and discomfort. Also, the creepiness that is the Uncanny Valley. Whitleblowers getting killed, death by hickey, and Albert F**king Einstein. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!https://trykeen.com/thoseguyshttps://trymintmobile.com/thoseguys

Would you rather drop LSD with your Mom or Dad? Also, how close is too close when it comes to the relationship you have with your Mom? Believe it or not, those questions have nothing to do with each other, this episode just happens to be filled with weirder conversations than usual. Hanging out with Putin or Kim Jong Un; who ya' got?, Quiet on Set, and delivering bad news. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Discussing the Boeing whistle-blower and how he was seemingly "Epsteined". Also, panty raids aren't still a thing, are they? And in true Menendez fashion, the guys say goodbye to Richard Lewis... 2 weeks late. The Dunning-Kruger effect, joining a sorority, and don't yell at people in wheelchairs. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Have you ever given or received a hickey? The guys discuss different sexual proclivities and ask questions about the ones they don't really understand. On a different (and healthier) note, they also discuss the difficulty of giving yourself credit for accomplishments, no matter how small the act. Being lucky enough to age, unlearning how to manipulate people, and Ryan fixes Fentanyl. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Another kook alert because the guys barely felt like putting any effort in this week. This time around, they're discussing shadows; behaviors that follow us around throughout our lives due to trauma we experienced in our childhood. Don't worry, there's plenty of humor too... kinda. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Another protest, another self-immolation. The guys discuss the act which is so far outside their realm of understanding and how much one must care about something to end their life in such a way. The guys are also planning on "Beat Off" (details in the episode) so make sure you don't miss that. Welcome to New York, figuring out leap years, and not a Jew but Jew-ish. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

What is it that we're each resisting in life? The guys discuss the behaviors we each give into (drinking, weed, sex, etc.) to suppress what it is we don't want to feel or acknowledge. Plus, they've got a brand new Douche of the Week and an OOF! and they're on point. Wolf of Wall Street is a 3 hour commercial for cocaine, sexualizing entire groups of people, and a brand new International Hello. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

How long do you have to be on vacation before you miss your bed and/or bathroom too much? Also, why are penises and vaginas so gross? The guys tackle these hard hitting questions on part 2 of this week's show. Never returning an item you bought, a fairly extreme Hear Ye' Hear Ye', and the costumes are back... for better or worse. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Is everyone in the self-help community a kook? It's usually the people who need the most help that are drawn to the that specific community, just like these guys. Also, Ryan plays porn for Tiler... seriously. AI watch, the corrosion that is porn, and don't believe your eyes and ears. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!

Do different types of alcohol affect you in different ways? The guys discuss if that's actually a myth and if it's not, why does it happen? Also, the trap that is bottomless mimosas which are a scourge down here in Miami and the danger that they pose. Where are our flying cars, swimming in syrup, and romantic kissing. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!