Til Death Do Us Recap

Hey Til Death Do Us Recappers ~ we have returned for one final episode recapping MAFS NASHVILLE, and we're covering Reunion Part 1 and 2! Surprise surprise, things were a bit anticlimactic and overwrought. We still have plenty to talk about, though. Jasmine came with the right energy, and we were here for it. Nicole and Chris are living happily ever after. Dominique was on our screens for way too long. And the MIXED MESSAGES Award goes to SHAQUILLE. He regrets his choice which was made for a million reasons and a prophet we're barely going to gloss over, but he will try to work on getting back with her but cannot say concretely he wants her back right now and will do anything. It's giving.... "I'm being pressured on national TV and have no intention of being w/ Kirsten after this." Which is really shitty for Kirsten. There is so much to discuss so let's get into it!   P.S. We'll be on hiatus until MAFS Denver starts airing, so go back and catch up on some old seasons of our show! Share us with your friends! Enjoy your summer!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Amazing how less climactic a season finale hits when the audience has been ready for it for a whole month. *SIDE EYE* Look, as predicted, Married at First Sight Nashville Season Finale (episode 23) was a lot of produced nonsense, with a side of audacity and absurdity. Why are the two people who lasted 11 days suddenly main characters on our televisions? Why does Shaquille feel entitled to Kirsten's friendship and vulnerability when he just asked her for a divorce on national television? Why did Dom think Gil would be impressed by her #MAFSexperience? It's all giving *AUDACI-TEA*  Join us as we rant and we rave on MAFS Season 16 for one of the last times! *Reminder, we'll be off for a couple of weeks. We'll be back to cover Reunion Part 1 & 2 in one final episode!  ALSO, do you have a current romantic conundrum you want us to weigh in on? Email us at tildeathdousrecap@gmail.com ~ we'll give you our two cents and keep your name out of it!!    Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Oy, friends, where to begin with Married at First Sight Nashville episode 21 & 22? We laugh a whole lot in this week's episode but... what are we REALLY covering? Because aside from Shaq dumping Kirsten, and Jasmine getting her groove back, everything feels like highly produced, frivolous, fluff! That said, there are plenty of golden moments to dissect and WTFs to scream - be it Dominyque eating AT everyone at the group dinner, Clint describing his recent release as a NASA launch, Gina & Mack's pointless date, the list goes on and we keep it under an hour. Get to listening! :)   ALSO, do you have a current romantic conundrum you want us to weigh in on? Email us at tildeathdousrecap@gmail.com ~ we'll give you our two cents and keep your name out of it!!    Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Can you believe we're here? Can you also believe that there are somehow 6 more episodes of this season? We can't either. First things first, we have to apologize for the sound issues this week. Tim's mic was in and out so hopefully that isn't too distracting for you. We finally have some decisions, folks! Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 20 gave us final decisions on 3/4 of our couples, and although there weren't many surprises per se', we still have PLENTY to dissect and LOL about. Join us! ALSO, do you have a current romantic conundrum you want us to weigh in on? Email us at tildeathdousrecap@gmail.com ~ we'll give you our two cents and keep your name out of it!!    Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

WE DID IT! WE REALLY DID IT! We made it through what was often a slog of a season and Decision Day is finally upon us. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 19 brought us last ditch efforts that felt like too little too late for most. Mack is still scheming and dreaming of a future with Gina and thinks he's fooling us. A kayak ride and some words aren't gonna save Airris and Jasmine no matter what the experts try and convince us. Shaquille is still ruminating on grievances from the week before and somehow Pastor Cal is calling them a power couple. HUH? Stop blowing smoke up THEIR asses AND ours, plz! We have some final guesses for these couples on Decision Day. Let's get into it!   Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Holy Moly, people. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 18 brought us some audacity of the highest order. We're not sure what made us roll our eyes more: Mack pretending he cares about Clint when he really is just trying to snag Clint's wife, Shaq acting baffled by Kirsten needing more connection after seeing that overhead cam footage, or Pastor Cal & Dr. Pep acting shocked that Gina and Clint could be saved by watching a movie. Also, remind us when Airris earned that pole dance? We are counting down the days til everyone gets REAL real, but we have plenty to laugh about along the way! Join us. Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Okay ya'll, this week we are keeping it short and sweet and to the point. Let's be honest, the best things to come out of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 17, were the LOLs over cringey moments like the saloon/wench role play, Clint on the verge of hurling, and a Dinosaur-dress-up pressure campaign. Outside of Airris' shock at missing someone, and Clint's bombshell about "off-camera Gina" vs. "on-camera Gina" on Afterparty, we didn't get a whole lot of new info! We're in the 9th inning of this wild and often arduous ride folks - we know we can make it to the end together!! Join us : )    Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

We are only 9 days from Decision Day, friends, and this Couple's Retreat was a welcome way to break up the monotony. And even so, not a whole lot HAPPENED in Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 16. We're used to couples in the throws of big tensions and potential fights by now, and instead we've got more matter of fact discussion of the same problems they've all been talking about for most of the season. Our biggest shocker was Airris being crowned king. Our biggest question marks at this point are who, if anyone, will say yes on D-Day, in spite of not knowing whether this person is "the one". Based on some things said we might have wildcards in both Airris & Jasmine and Clint & Gina. There's also some growth to be discussed, as well as some LOLs. Let's get into it! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Hey there! We took a week off and let's be honest... we didn't miss a whole lot. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 14 AND 15 reminded us of one thing - most of these couples are just too.far.gone. All the emergency therapy sessions in the world won't save these couples from themselves 12 days before Decision Day, and it's honestly getting hard to watch! Kirsten and Shaquille can't properly communicate with each other ... but at least they're having sex? Airris keeps screwing the pooch and Jasmine has had enough - WHY didn't they throw in the towel when Dr. Pep gave them the out? Clint and Gina couldn't be CLEARER that they don't ever intend to kiss let alone make love. It's just...more of the same. Praise be for couple's retreat next week.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Okay friends, this week's assignment on Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 13, was for the couples to dig deeper. To talk about childhood and reflect on how it makes them who they are today, as individuals, and in relationship. The thing is, we're worried the dynamics are stuck in second gear for... most of these couples. And a letter to your childhood self is just not gonna cut it here. Kirsten has Shaq on a see-saw, and the expectations are getting to be too much to keep up with. Airris is finally ready to bare his soul and Jasmine can't quite reciprocate (which has everything to do with him not having established any trust or safety up until now.) Clint and Gina are stuck firmly in the friend zone.... we're just not sure if these couples have a chance at going the distance. Let's talk about it! *Don't miss special scoop from a cast member who reached out this week! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Hey folks, better late than never, right? Think of our recap this week as the perfectly timed refresher before we head into episode 13 of Married at First Sight, Season 16. Right out of the gate, we address the controversy over Crust as a metaphor for love. Leave it to a pizza savant to throw us for a loop as we realize maybe too many of us have been imagining the crust of a sourdough boule', when really we should have been visualizing a piece of pizza. Did the couples go as deep as this epiphany?! You're going to have to listen to find out what we think... Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Okay people, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 11 was Montheversary week. And we're not feeling so hopeful for anyone other than Chris and Nicole. Kirsten keeps moving the goalpost for what Shaq needs to do so that SHE can open up, and is taking little to no responsibility. Shaquille is getting tired of it and we are too. Surprise surprise, Airris had no contribution of value to his depressing montheversary date OR the group dinner. We started feeling hopeful for Clint and Gina only to remember there is tape of him kissing Domynique in the future. WTF. 4 more weeks of this?! Something has gotta give if we're gonna get to any crust. SOS - SEND THERAPISTS, Lifetime!   Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

On Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 10 this past week, our couples are in week 3 of their marriages and trying to go deeper. Well, some of them are. Airris gives Jasmine a mediocre care taking grade after she MADE HIM SOUP FROM SCRATCH, and decides the deepest he wants to go is finding out if Jasmine has had orgies or cheated on people like him... all while PLAYING NEVER HAVE I EVER COMPLETELY INCORRECTLY. AND shaming her. Chris puts a big foot in his mouth and Nicole is anxiously awaiting, "I love you." Shaq and Kirsten are Bickery Betties and when he tries to go deeper she freezes. And Clint and Gina are BUSY BEES. Do we smell hope here?  All of this and so much more on this week's episode!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

We are officially in the thick of it, folks. Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 9 brought some closer together, and some so far apart they've left the building. BUT FIRST, it must be said, we have had our SECOND MAFS Season 16 cast member slide into our DMs to share that they are pod listeners, AND expound a little on their perspective from past episodes. Listen here to find out who ;) We have a divorce. We have housewarming parties. We have a group meet up. Some bonds are growing stronger, and some bonds are withering. We have MUCH to discuss here. Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Okay folks, Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 8 brought with it plenty of drama for us to dissect. Our cast is back home and the fantasy bubbles have popped. We were surprised to see how many of them were willing to defy the basic stucture and requirements of this social experiment. It's looking like two couples will not be moving in together at all, and one couple is already making future plans to live separately after the experiment. WTF is going on?! All of this and so much more. Let's get into it! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 7 wrapped up honeymoon time and takes us right into move-ins. Ginger-Gate shockingly resolves itself, and our biggest stressors are where Chris & Nicole's dogs will go, Mack and Dom's continual misunderstandings, and Airris being... Airris. Afterparty can not be slept on, as there's always at least one big nugget reveal. This week did not disappoint, and it appears Jasmine and Airris are up against much more than the episode let on. #InstagramDrama #AirrisisaHoe Let's talk about it!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 6 kicked it all up a notch this week!!! The group is coming together and things are getting more chaotic. If we have to hear the phrase back-break around sexual intercourse again, we're leaving. Where does Airris get off thinking he is a 12 for anyone right now? Same thoughts go for Cantankerous Clint. Mack and Dom seem doomed, Shaquille probably doesn't stand a chance with NFK (No Fun Kirsten) since she keeps moving the goal post, and the phrase "I specialize in redheads" is forever seared in our hearts and minds. We have MUCH to discuss. Join us! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Okay friends, we are finally in the juicy zone this week with Married at First Sight, Season 16 episode 5. These couples are thrust right into focused, quality one-on-one time and the results are.... mixed. Airris seems to be treating the experience like he's still just trying to pick someone up at the bar. And he can't stop BACON SHAMING Jasmine or asking to be fed. We're over it. Clint and Gina are awk and Gina might have sped up their demise with her attraction comments. Mackinley thinks he's hilarious and.... he's objectively not. Awkwardness abounds and we have lots to say about it. Join us!    Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Friends, we have made it. This week of Married at First Sight Season 16 episode 4 was our final step in the long ass journey we have been on to get to what we like to call... THE REAL JUICY STUFF (aka honeymoons, moving in, when the real shit goes down). We finish wedding night, witness everyone's morning glow, and watch everyone get varying levels of grilled by their new spouse's family. What in the hell happens between this day of Clint and Gina absolutely gushing over each other, and the dreaded douchey upcoming convo where Clint tells the group he's not attracted to Gina's body type?? Why couldn't Mackinley's mom just TRY to be warm towards Domynique out of basic human decency? What is actually going on in Kirsten's head when one minute she seems smitten with Shaquille and the next, revolted? Why was Airris so serious when he asked to be served grapes? The questions.abound. Join us for another week of ranting, raving, and LOLing!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Show your support here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

Okay folks, we are back this week BURSTING with opinions about our latest episode of Married at First Sight Season 16. We were downloading information left and right this week, between things our cast members said about themselves, things they didn't, things their friends and family said about them, etc etc! We almost let ourselves get worried and sympathetic towards Airris and his animal shelter future, and then he went and said "Get on your knees." Clint thought he said something cute when he said "I've been searching for Mrs. Perfect for years" and we are here to beg to differ. Mackinley's mom was cold as ice towards Domynique, and the jury is still out on how old her soul *really is*. There's so much more to discuss. Join us!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Make a contribution here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous  Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

This week on Married at First Sight, we've made it to wedding day in some capacity for all but one of our couples. Shaquille is a certified catch and Kirsten can't seem to appreciate it. Gina is a certified SlayBae and Clint seems too in love with himself to be deserving of her. Airris is a SELF PROFESSED "reformed player", but his family's reaction to him getting married are telling us otherwise. Poor Jasmine. We're sensing some big imbalances in these matches. It's looking like the entire season's success is going to fall on the shoulders of Nicole & Chris. They have been officially cemented as our Season 16 Beacon of Light. Join us as we screech and LOL over this episode's madness!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the podcast? Make a contribution here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous  Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave a review, share us with your friends! xo

We're baaaaack and we're so excited for a new, sure-to-be-chaotic season of Married at First Sight! Married at First Sight Season 16, episode 1, hits us with our 5 new Nashville couples, and surprise surprise, Britt & Tim have a plethora of thoughts. It goes without saying, but Nicole & Chris are our Season 16 beacons of light, and we will accept nothing less than success from them. The end. Kyrsten's expectation scroll is specific, long, and OUT for her to reference at all times. Will she be able to put it down long enough to really see Shaquille for all of his amazingness? Then we have Domynique and Mackinley, our couple with a 9 year age difference. Domynique is a self-proclaimed 25-year-old "Old Soul", and Tim has some bones to pick. How old is her soul really? Do we have ourselves another Eric&Virginia calamity waiting to happen? Airris and Clint have us spinning with their seemingly f-boy tendencies, and we are genuinely concerned for Jasmine & Gina.  Did the experts do us all dirty again? We're going to have to find out together!    Find us online: Instagram Tiktok - @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the pod? Show your love here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous tildeathdousrecap@gmail.com     Like, subscribe, and leave us a review wherever you listen to pods!  xo      

Oh me oh my oh Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 6 brought us the final days of the honeymoon, and the days were CHAULK FULL of summer camp intensity. We got tears, we got betrayal, we got unsolicited opinions that could have far reaching implications!! Mitch the Bitch got to take a breather while the spotlight moved to Binh's judgey checklist and Morgan's strong and absolutist reactions. We're really not sure about this couple and if they have what it takes. Jury is still out if Nate is just highly malleable, or FAKE AF. Lindy appears to have a tendency to be a shapeshifter for the one she's falling for, and Miguel might be such a scientist that he'll need an extreme lesson in REASSURANCE & VALIDATION. Surprise surprise, Justin sheds tears this week, and they're not even for himself! There is OH-SO-MUCH to discuss, friends, and we don't hold anything back this week. Join us!!  Follow us on Instagram/Tiktok - @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song - Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave us a review, share us w/ your friends! 

Ok friends, Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 5 did not disappoint, even if a lot of the guys did. We are officially underway ~ already getting into some drama, some disagreements, and some bizarre behavior. These guys (minus Mitch) are horny, and never have we ever had to hear about so many boners in a season before. This week the award goes to Miguel. But all of these guys are very concerned about when the marriages will be consummated by day 3 & 4, and we think they all need to chill out. Mitch "the Radical Extremist" finds a way to be selfish and annoying by prematurely telling his new wife that he isn't attracted to her, Justin drops the L-WORD and Alexis freaks (but also loves it), and Nate seems more interested in his IG content than Stacia half the time. What to make of it all?! Let's get INTO it.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, write us a review, share us with your friends! xo    

Holy smokes friends ~ This week we are recapping Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 3 AND 4, and there is no shortage of things to discuss! Everyone has gotten married (praise), and most of our couples are now in Mexico. We talk weird first impression dynamics, Mitch the Bitch and all of his terrible social choices so far, overbearing siblings who would freak anyone out, and our opinions on sharing about your boner in real time with all who are around. THE AUDACITY of some of these people!!!! Between Mitch & Krysten, Stacia & Nate, Alexis & Justin, Lindy & Miguel, and Binh & Morgan ~ we have an explosion of personalities, quirks, chemistry (or lack thereof) that we could ramble about for eons. We laugh a lot this week. JOIN US!!! Tiktok/Instagram: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the pod every week? Contribute here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song- Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, leave us a review & share w/ your friends! xo    

Married at First Sight Season 15 episode 2 brought us more first impressions ~ the good, the bad, and the ugly! Will Nate live up to Stacia's checklist? Better yet, will he live up to his OWN hype? Moreover, has anyone ever been more creeped out by a family letter to the new spouse than when we learned Nate is a freak in the sheets? We have to wonder about Miguel's choice in suit as well as his choice to share the Dungeons & Dragons of it all so soon, but Lindy seems to be taking it all in stride. Alexis and Justin seem head over heels ALREADY until she finds out about his vow of celibacy. & Mitch the Bitch has a full on karen fit over his new beard grooming that quite frankly, looks way better than it did before. Much more to unpack in this week's recap ~ hope you'll join us!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, share w/ your friends! xo

WE'RE BACK! & Holy smokes do we start with a bang. We start with breaking Steve&Noi-from-Season14-NEWS. Then we talk about our gorgina friend who got featured in the Matchmaking episode and ALMOST made it onto MAFS SD, who shared some little tidbits about the audition/application process with us. & Finally, the MAIN course, we dig right into our MAFS San Diego contestants and all of our first impressions! & DAMN do some people make better first impressions than others. If you self proclaim to cause scenes w/ servers at restaurants, or to have "smashed a lot of chicks" in your 20s with pride, do you really care about a first impression at all? We have. to. wonder. Some of these matches are giving us Compatibility & Possibility, and some of these matches are giving us MAYDAY WTF SERIOUSLY ARE YOU joking us experts?! And would we expect it to be any other way? Let's do this friends. Let's rant and rave and screech over other peoples' life decisions together.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Follow & Subscribe, write us a review, & share w/ your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 20 brought us "Where were they in March?" And let's be honest... it was weak sauce. A lot of it felt like A. Groundhog Day B. An Apology/PR tour C. An Alyssa special. All of which felt like a SNOOZE fest. But hey - Ask us our opinions on a snooze fest, and we're still going to have plenty to say! They eeked out another retreat for us, we got our first ever MAFS Divorce paper-signing, and Noi finally understands that 3 children is a lot of responsibility. There's still plenty to pontificate over. It's our 70th Til Death do Us Recap episode, and our last recap of the season! Give us a listen before we go on a break : )  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap www.buymeacoffee/tildeathdous --> Enjoying the pod? Make a contribution!  Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, subscribe, follow, leave us a review, & share us w/ your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 19 Reunion part was.... frustrating. Why did Alyssa get to become a main character of the show? Why is everyone trying to convince us that Katina & Olajuwon are the Couple of the Year? Why were there no cameras on the damn roof where apparently all the most important conversations happened? SO MANY PREGUNTARS. The silver lining was a fiery and confrontational Dr. Viv, Mark getting to speak his truth, and remembering that Steve indeed has a flaw and that is his obsession w/ LED light strings. All of this and so much more in this week's recap! Stay tuned to the end for yes, another Depp vs. Heard trial correlation.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the Pod? Contribute here! https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, subscribe, leave us a review & share w/ your friends!xo  

Wowowow. In some ways, we didn't get many surprises in this week's Married at First Sight Boston, Reunion Part 1 ep. But in other ways, we were surprised, by how many people DOUBLED DOWN completely on their behavior throughout the season. Which only made the moments of humility stand out more. Between Alyssa and Lindsey we had PLENTY to screech about. Let's talk about it.  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Contribute to the Pod here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, leave us a review, and share us w/ your friends! xo    

It only took us 17 weeks to get here, but Houston we have FOUR OUT OF FIVE (really four) COUPLES STAYING TOGETHER. We were shocked, gobsmacked, and confuzzled. Which is always a good sign of good reality tv. Some people came in ready to bare their hearts and souls, some came in ready to make sure we all knew why they COULD HAVE said no.... but didn't. LOL. Let's be real, we know we won't get the *realness* until these reunions get under way, but it doesn't mean there isn't still plenty to dissect! This is Olajuwon & Lindsey we're talking about, you know we're gonna have plenty to say. Let's process together! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the pod? Contribute here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like, Subscribe, write us a review & share us w/ your friends! xo

Look, Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 16 didn't bring us much new, but we couldn't let it just pass us by. Watching everyone's 11th hour strategies/moves/thoughts/desires is telling, even if it's just telling us more of the same. Dehydration was a theme of this episode - dehydrated relationship bonds, muscles, and a first for us on reality television - SPERM. Sit back and listen to Tim & Britt screech and process their final thoughts on these couples before Decision Day. and YES - there is a #DeppvsHeard reference, and some wildly irresponsible human guesses made. Why else do podcasts even exist?  Tiktok/Instagram - @tildeathdousrecap Enjoying the pod? Give here: https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress  https://linktr.ee/TilDeathDoUsRecap Subscribe, leave a review, share w/ your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 15 brought everyone back to their origins, and helped us all see a little more clearly why these people behave the way they do. Olajuwon is tough on Katina because he was raised tough, Lindsey shuts down at the sniff of rejection because she was rejected a lot as a chid, Jasmina is ultra guarded because she had to be as a child... the list goes on. There were touching moments, and then a lot more of the same from everyone. We're still hopelessly hopeful for Michael and Jasmina, even though she IS scaring us and needs to just kiss him already! We're still hopelessly hopeless for Lindsey and Mark, and everyone else is in kinda murky but mostly promising waters. Let's tawk about it. Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Like the pod? Send us some coffee! : https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Like, subscribe, leave us a review & share w/ your friends!  xo  

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 14 mixed kerosene and booze and DAMN was it flammable for some of our couples! Steve and Noi spend most of the weekend in tension over instagram stories, and Lindsey manages to drag all parties into her chaos by game night. We have fights, tears, someone eating shit, someone vomiting out a car door and ending up hooked up to an IV. It's no surprise that most of these scenarios include Lindsey. Jasmina & Michael are the only real winning couple of the weekend that bring us growth and misty tears of joy. We've got a lot to discuss. Buckle Up!!! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe, share with your friends, leave us a review! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 13 only covered two days time, but DAMN we have a lot to unpack! These couples are finally getting individual, focused feedback from the experts, and ohhhh em gee does it bring up a whole bucket of B.S. from the cast members who aren't ready for self evaluation! Katina looks worn down and barely speaks up for herself. Olajuwon goes from telling Katina how she can't cook or grocery shop, to flipping out on Dr. Pep at the mere suggestion that he belittles his wife. We are concerned. There are red flags everywhere. It's hard to be hopeful that Mark and Lindsey's breakthroughs will have any lasting power, and we have to wonder if Noi really heard Steve's social media message considering her final thoughts on the matter. Jasmina is showing all signs of growing feelings for Michael but needs to tell everyone she feels nothing when he touches her. This episode reminds us that semantics MATTER and the simplest reframe can be a game changer, or a couple's demise.... Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Subscribe & leave us a review! xo

We are BACK with a new episode recapping Married at First Sight, Season 14 episode 12, and we are pretty much drowning in a swamp of confusion. When and how did Olajuwon and Katina make up? Why does he have a neck tattoo in half of these shots? Why is Katina the only one required to romantically gesture? It's about as confusing as Steve still not showing anything concrete to Noi so that she can stop hounding him about not having a job. Or as confusing as her sudden plan to NOT move in with him. But what about Linds & Mark? Why is Mark so committed to pretending he's still in this? Why did he think the best move was to continue the photoshoot with this poor photographer? And WHY Lindsey continue to accuse Mark of everything she's doing herself? WE HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS. Let's rifle through all of them together!! Instagram/tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap https://www.buymeacoffee.com/tildeathdous Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Find us on social media, subscribe to us on your fave podcast platform, and leave us a review! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 11 brings us lots of high highs and a low for the books. Every single dude except Olajuwon bends over backwards to show their partners they've been paying attention to detail and care a whole lot. We may have gotten misty-eyed a couple of times. HOWEVER, did Olajuwon miss the memo that husbands do indeed ALSO have to try and shower their partners with care? Or that publicly humiliating your wife or screaming over her is not the best route to understanding? Did Lindsey mistakenly think she was invited into O & Katina's personal fight? And does she still really think that Mark is the root of all of their relationship's problems? We have A LOT to say. Join us! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress *Rate and review us on apple podcasts! Find us on social media and share us with your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 10 brought us intimacy week, folks, and it did NOT disappoint!! We had visits from Dr. Viv, juicy questions that led to many an explosive disagreement, and a sex basket for everyone. You get a sex basket! And you get a sex basket! And you get a sex basket! Anyways, there are high highs and low lows for everyone. Olajuwon is staying committed to his archaic ideas of what makes a woman and a wife, Jasmina is accusing Michael of all things she actively does to him and interrupting every time he tries to say otherwise, Lindsay is always bulldozing Mark or laughing like a maniacal dolphin, and Noi is somehow blaming her emotionally shutting down on Steve not having a traditional corporate job. This is just the bad stuff though! There's also breakthroughs, really fun and funny couples' exercises, and some cute moments to be sure. How to stay hopeful, committed, and give your partner the benefit of the doubt, ALL while vetting them every step of the way? That is truly the question!! Let's break it all down!  instagram/tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap intro song: don't go home - pet dress find us on social meeds, subscribe to the pod, and leave us a review! xo

Married at First Sight Sight Season 14 episode 9 was another week of our couples free falling with no expert intervention, and BOY did we get some drama!! Most importantly, Olajuwon has lost his damn mind and thinks he signed up for King at First Sight. We are getting MAJOR burning red flags waving all around him and are close to telling Katina to run for the hills. Between O being an emotionally abusive coach, Lindsey expecting an apology from Mark over BowlingGate, and Jasmina's definition of "tone" including all words/sentences that challenge her, we are a bit tired. There is soooo much more to say though, and we did, on this week's episode!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress *Find us on social media, subscribe and review us on your favorite podcast platform, and share us with your friends! xo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 8 threw up some curveballs and now we're most concerned about one of the couples we naively assumed we'd never have to worry about! Steve & Noi are on the rocks, and in the case of NoodleGate, we're Team Steve. That's not all we have to lament about, though. Lindsay can't keep her shit together and everyone is over it, MTS most of all. We can't quite suss out if Katina is really being herself yet, and ALYSSA. Alyssa is still out here telling lies like she wasn't filmed doing the exact opposite for national television. Don't sleep on this week's recap, 'cause there's a whole lot to talk about!!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Leave us a review, share us with your friends! xo

Because of Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 7, we finally get to talk about so much more than YOU KNOW WHO. But it's not QUITE a relief because it means every couple has some things to be nervous about. What should we cover first? MTS's bed bug infested apartment, word "art" decals, or that Lindsey makes him feel like HE'S NOT LIVING IN HIS OWN SKIN? How about Steve's pride in his led tube light-lined ceilings? Or that his freelance dreams make Noi cry? Don't worry, we have some specks of hope though. Especially for Chris, who finally stepped into his power and dignity and demanded a divorce!!! All of this and so much more on this week's episode!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress **Leave us a review, find us on social media, and share us with your friends! xoxo

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 6 was one for the books, friends. How could we count the times Alyssa made us simultaneously speechless and want to scream?! We're watching a #MAFS villain of the ilk we've never seen before - a commitment and paranoid obsession with making it known that she is indeed a good person, regardless of the fact that she continues to act like a terrible person. As the song goes, "Nothing compares to you," and the truth is most of this episode focuses on Alyssa & Chris because none of the other couples have *real issues* yet comparatively speaking. We rant and we rave, join us!!!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress Find us on social media, like, subscribe, and leave us a review wherever you listen! xoxo

We finally get our first full honeymoon episode in Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 5 and OH EM GEE ya'll it blew up our brains with the amount of drama that unfolded! Where do we even begin? Alyssa claiming to be literally the nicest person ever to literally everyone? Olajuwon revealing to his wife that he had slept with a mother and daughter in the same family in front of an entire boat of people? Or her acting like she didn't mind? Perhaps we should start with Lindsey making every excuse for her bad behavior except the most obvious one - copious amounts of alcohol... or maybe her revealing that Mark was clogging the toilet and farting under the covers?! Noi professing her love for Steve and him responding "okay" on day 3 honestly is almost an afterthought by the end of this episode. All of this and so.much.damn.more. on today's Til Death Do Us Recap!! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home- Pet Dress Add us on social media, subscribe to us on all your favorite podcast platforms, and write us a review! It all helps so much. XO  

Married at First Sight Season 14 episode 4 was chalk full of new insights and plenty more drama. Alyssa co-opts all of the good therapeutic language that has made our society a better place, and turns into meaningless victim mentality mush. We are PISSED. She pulls out the tears and says "uncomfortable" and "disrespect" a lot, and yet all we're still hearing is "Chris isn't hot enough for me so I refuse to try." And scene. Believe it or not, there's still plenty more to talk about. Lindsey taking us on a rollercoaster ride of loving her to being repulsed by her, Katina getting heated, Jasmina inventing a conflict with Michael, and so much more. Join us as we process and scream! Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

We took a week off and we are back at you with a recap of Married at First Sight Season 14, Episode 2 AND 3, aka ALL OF THE WEDDINGS! Where do we even begin? Sure, Alyssa cried reading Chris's beautiful letter, but that was only when she was envisioning an Abercrombie model writing it. Whatever the opposite of love at first sight is? That's how Alyssa feels about Chris. His life vocation of frisbee golf and his friend's insight into his behavior just make everything worse. It's hard to have any hope here or understand why the experts matched these two. In true Olajuwon form, he talks AT everyone to fill the space and doesn't seem to pick up on any social cues. So much so that he thought dry humping his new wife KatRina (lol) in front of her family was the correct choice. We stan Steve & Noi Moi. Jasmina and Michael give us a lot of hope. And Lindsey & MTS continue to be our wildcard! No surprise, we have a million thoughts on all of these couples. Listen and share with your friends!  Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

It's a New Year and a New season of Married at First Sight is upon us! Season 14 in Boston has begun and oh boy, what a season we have ahead of us. We've got someone who repeatedly refers to themself as MTS paired with the basket case of bubbles and penis jokes. It's hard not to feel like the experts did a lot of "Oh, you think that's the number one thing you don't want? Let's try it anyways!" Between Katina and her severe cheater ex past being paired w/ the self-professed "new and improved" former playboy Olajuwan, and Jasmina w/ her biggest qualm being emotionally unavailable men being paired w/ someone (Michael) who's friends specifically and continually point out that he has a history of emotional unavailability..... one has to wonder. WHAT ARE THE EXPERTS DOING?! Could it be that producers are just trying to give us titillating television?! We have plenty to say, and not the most high hopes for these couples, but we're still so excited to watch how all of these relationships unfold. Join us as we gab and debrief Married at First Sight Season 14 every week!    Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress   **Like, subscribe, leave us a review!

We are finishing out the year and the Married at First Sight Season 13 with a bang and a DOUBLE EP RECAP. We got ourselves Reunion Part 2, which felt much more revealing than part 1, and THEN these producers surprised us with a Where Are They Now episode which included a CAST GETAWAY. Who knew?! LOL. Johnny continues to make his case for his right-ness by being a giggling mean girl with Myrla, making a joke at Gil's expense, and calling up Sarah McAss (Bao's ex-best friend of TWENTY years) on Zoom with a glass of wine. Little does he know, he's digging his grave for all of us viewers. For the cast member who likes his screen time the most, he sure makes himself look more jerk-ish than ever. Gil cries and seperates himself from the rest of the cast activities, ZAO is a new celebrity couple that we are mostly rooting for, Michaela is busy being a changed independent woman in her townhouse, and Brett is Miss Congeniality jumping between her friendships with everyone. It should come as no surprise that Tim & Britt have PLENTY to say on our final two episodes closing out the Houston MAFS season. Join us!    Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Write us a review! Subscribe! Share it with your friends! Catch up on all of our eps before the New Year! Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

Holy Moly, folks, we got ourselves the juicy Reunion Part 1 we've been waiting for, and it feels fitting that it's also our 50th Til Death Do Us Recap episode! WHERE do we begin?! Gyrla is no more, and we are devastated along with Gil while Myrla's unfeeling ass appears totally and completely unbothered. Was she performing the whole way through? Did she get last minute cold feet when she realized real life was on the horizon? Are her and Johnny an item?! Turns out Brett isn't as innocent as we thought, but overall these two seem to both agree they never had a future together. Jose and Rach have already broken up and gotten back together, and Michaela and Zack can't even be in the same room. So much he said she said, secrets revealed galore, and Kevin Frasier does NOT mince words and we are here for it. All of this and more on this week's episode!   Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress

It's Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 17, folks, and we MADE IT TO D-DAY! Decision Day is upon us, which always leaves room for last minute wildcards, tears, and a healthy dose of bullshitting. This season was no exception. Say what you will about the experts' presence (or lack thereof) this season, but they were not going to beat around any bushes today. Dr. Pepper especially came for the jugular when necessary, and with that we forgive her for being absent 80% of the season. Zack toys with Michaela's head one last time (lol probz not let's be real), Johnny tries to play victim one last time, and Ryan gives the most meager excuse for an apology one last time, just in case we needed reminding that these are flawed men who are not ready for what marriage requires. Next week looks full of MANY MORE surprises, but until then, let's break everything we saw this week down!   Instagram/Tiktok: @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song: Don't Go Home - Pet Dress  

Married at First Sight Season 13 episode 16 was our last before Decision Day ~ we rant and we RAVE today ya'll! We are feeling a type of way about Gil's judgement of Myrla, about Ryan's fake nice guy routine, about Johnny being Johnny, and about Zack playing Michaela. That doesn't mean we find these ladies blameless though. We want Myrla to speak up more, Bao to stop believing so hard in Johnny's potential, and Michaela to stop oversimplifying the magnitude of her blow-up incidents. As for Jose and Rachel... we just don't really know what to say, 'cause after all this time, we still don't really get them. All of this and so much more, listen to this week's #MAFS recap! Instagram/Tiktok - @tildeathdousrecap  Intro Song- Don't Go Home - Pet Dress----more----

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 11 is over, and Reunion Part 3 & 4 did not disappoint. Erika still can't quite bring herself to take any ownership at all for any of her behavior this season, even explicitly threatening Sutton. Erika can't decide if she's angry that her friends had questions at all, or if she's just angry that they didn't call and ask her quick enough even though her track record proved that any question would come with being screamed at. She also has decided that being called a liar is the worst thing that has ever happened to her, besides being the most victimized victim of Tom's actions (not the widows and orphans who lost their family members and had their compensation stolen.) 24 episodes of the rollercoaster ride, friends, and we have plenty of thoughts to wrap it all up. Take a listen! Instagram/Tiktok- @tildeathdousrecap Intro Song- Don't Go home - Pet Dress