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Happy Monday legends and welcome to Timmmmmmy!Gus stitches up the boys again with his order of chilli with dinner and Kirb becomes a carpet snake after dinner.Timmy rings in with a positive call about speaking up and eliminating head noise and we head a workplace yarn about testing fire alarms and getting pranked in a bad way. Jack Mehoff rings in with a follow up for the grilled chicken patties and another unsolicited and misdirected dick pic.We cop a very clever call from Herbert the pervert and Flog almost loses his job for a turkey neck prankIf your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome flogs to karate chop!Don't be a negative FLOG and wear your Helmets. Buster giving us chip reviews from the very best canteens in the Northern Rivers.The boys discuss things that have changed for the better & worse.Gibbo sends Stuntcock's confessions international and Buster.....have you smelt your belly button?WCME: cookie monster caught speeding and being aggressive on the street. Another Pork-Chop incident and why you shouldn't treat your hemeroids with sugar.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the sports edition of the Two Flogs Podcast, where every Wednesday we bring u sports news from around the world, some times poorly some times well.If your going to bet, bet with Ladbrokes AustraliaAfter some pod merch? or our famous Flog Spiced Rum? hit the link to go straight to out store Two Flogs PodcastIf you are after a cap to keep the sun off your melon go check out our mates at Country Trucker Capshasing a GVM upgrade or any 4wd accsories check out 4x4 Accessories & Essentials - DMWif you want to do more then listen to theTWOFLOGS you can watch us here on our Pateron its cheap and lots of fun with bonus content and ADVERT FREE patreon.com/TwoFlogsPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enjoy legends!!Welcome back Flogs to Jack Meoff.The boys break down life's real problems Powerbanks & Phone deals.We hear some more wild dream stories and some new conspiracies and classic old slanders are discussed after Kirb was called a dickwad.Jack Mehoff clarifies his post-golf day walk and the origin of his name and Barbs checks in with an update and his thoughts on sarsaparilla Which one of the Flogs doesn't keep eggs in the fridge?Mad Cow Cougar Chaser gets a shock and big Huddo gives himself a flog of the week after not crediting the misso.Enjoy flog nation!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome Flog nation to Chicken D1ck soup.Would you go skydiving and Kirby's tip flip is an early Flog of The Week? Is the McRib returning and is grilled chicken from Maccas and Hungry Jacks a lie?The boys discuss what lies have your parents told you to get you to do or eat?Why is Kirb scared of the milkman and ever had chicken d*ck soup?What else is stuck up our bums and a Buzz Lightyear update?More drunken yarns from an absolute loose unit. A Hotel's new alarm clock and a live call to confirm.Enjoy legends!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the sports addition of the Two Flogs Podcast. Where the boys talk sports from all around the globe. Poorly but effectively Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome legends to "Still Squeaks"Florida man tries to get away with two TVs with no pants and another one becomes a creepy scooter rider.Buster gives us an update on the next Flogs Merch drop!A Flog tells us the best pie he's ever had... and it's not from Australia and Medium-rare Emu serves up a savage revenge story.Did you hear about the lady who swallowed the fly and have you ever been busted indirectly by the girlfriend's ol' man?FoTW: Diesel thieves and a certain Scandinavian Salami gives us some solid advice we say every ep on the show. Enjoy flog nation!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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First off legends happy Good Friday, we hope you guys get some quality time with family and friends. Stay safe and flog on!!Flogs welcome back to Semen Demon Buster breaks down NZ weather, Drinks and Uber eats. Auckland Casino, homebrew liqour & Dunc's smoke bombGibbo's social media and anal cleanse. Biggest jugs and What's stuck up your bum this week? Or not your bum. Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Wednesday sport addition of the Two Flogs, some say it's the worst sports podcast getting around others so it's even worse than that. But we like to think it's the world's most mediocre sports podcast. Check it out tell us what u think Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Monday and welcome to "Spitters are Quitters" Kirb sends out a Mowing SOS after both his whipper-snipper and mower won't start. We hear the real story from the mower repair man live.Graheemee gives us a live update on tonight's dinner and Gibbo's not impressed.We get a call from a well-known snowman and Golf Day appreciation from Big HuddoA Flog didn't bring home merch and Murbah Race Caller gives high praise for the annual Flogs Golf Day. Just another truckwit calls in with his Flog Of The Week: the payroll master and Craigoss gives us an update on Toowoomba traffic and HR.Enjoy legends!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome legends to the Golf Day Hangover with special guest Brody from Now That's Dramas podcast.The boys kick off with a Pie review that doesn't disappoint.Buster and Gibbo do a full Golf Day breakdown and start planning for 2027!A surprise for Gibbo's birthday and Knux calls in for a live yarn. Gibbo asks Knux about the Top 10 things to do in Gympie.What's up Brody's bum and what caught our eye this week? A bomb scare & a chaotic dancing robot.Enjoy flogs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday legends and welcome to the engage the core. The flogs drool over some Casino steaks, the beef capital of Australia.A hectic confessional from father Gibbo and West Coast water ferry gives us a yarn about attempting to evacuate a couple of "busy" deaf people.We find out what is the difference between your wife and a swimming pool? Can you run up the stairs with your hands in your pockets and a kid accidentally gives away borrowed camping gear.Enjoy rock stars! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back Flog Nation to "Creamy fkin pints" The Flogs hook into St. Patrick's Day pints to wash down some of Jan's curried snags.....the best batch she has made to date.Gibbo gives us some great advice about re-prioritising what's important and looking after our mental health.Kirb got fingered in Uki after being allowed "1 more drink" and it the Flogs Golf Day.Florida man tries to trade in his mother-in-law and what's stuck up your bum this week? Hint: it keeps your curried snags warm. The boys find out how much radio personalities are paid and consider switching to the live format.Enjoy legends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the sports edition of the Two Flogs Podcast, where every Wednesday we bring u sports news from around the world, some times poorly some times well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Don't be sad the weekend is over but rejoice for a new week of Two Flogs episodesTwo elite confessions for father Gibbo....extra hot tub & ultimate purple patch. Buster solves the porn crisisa and a legendary Flog becomes a Vegas barmanAnother misdirected dick pic and we hear about an indirect sex injury.Moose learns sign language and briefly believes he has IBS and Kirb deals with a crook passenger on his 15 hour flight. Enjoy flogs Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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**Please be advised that no geese were harmed in the making of this episode, Frogs management would like to wish Goose a speedy recovery**Buster is back with a Vegas hangover and every type of cooked potatoes, but what are funeral potatoes? Vegas had it all with Kirbs getting kidnapped, shooting & ziplines & lots and lots ROOT.........beer.The flogs hit the hard topics.....What's stuck up your bum this week? Should you swallow Chewin' tobacco? Can you just eat butter on the Carnivore diet. A unique rib removal surgery and a pastafarian told to get new licence Enjoy legends!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday legends and welcome to the banana benders.The boys try a Banana challenge and Gibbo bring us the Best of OnlyFlogs.An entertaining "what's up your bum" call from Goggles and Johnny the Pommie gives us a yarn about a mate with an unfortunate dirt road incident. One of the Flogs wins a kung fu fight with his 5yr old son and Big Mick 2 sips calls in and gives Gibbo a serve. Hamish is back! He's in fine form with a painful Flog of the week and we get a call from Wales and he gives Kirbs a rinsing. Enjoy flogs nation!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome legends to another sensational Friday show.Kirby is still away at his new job for tourism USA and Knux & Beets have stepped up to the plate. Knux brings Kirb and Ange some fitting hats and Gibbo ticks off "H" on his alphabet golf tour.Cyril jumps on live again and tells us about his back and serves up a couple of nightmare neighbour yarns.The flogs are officially Sunshine Coast thunder supporters! Spelling Beeeetle and Mrs CTC joins in live for a proper true spelling yarn.Enjoy flogs nation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back flog nation to Sex Trophies. This week Moose shares his hidden drawing talent and Gibbo calls Janno live about some old school food. We learn can you die from eating rabbits and which end should you really eat a banana from?Which Flog would Joey The Bone s_ck off...to save his family.... and why?Snapper tells us about a mate who invited a yeti over for a house party and captures something on his wildlife cam.We get a live Steely and Barbs reaction to Collingwood requesting members to leave money for the club in their will. DJ Mooseknuckle cops a d*ckpic from a close family member and Methanny's offspring doesn't want to listen to a dog owner.Enjoy legends!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends!Kirby's away this week preparing with an emergency enema pre flight clean out. He might be tearing Vegas a new one but we still have an amazing lineup with Gibbo, Moose, Beetle, Anus and a live on air Cyril call.Spelling Bee-tle and what's up your bum this week? Culture Class takes us to death valley and a Saskatchewan Moose picks a fight with the locals. Enjoy Flogs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. We start with gibbo pounding away at tallies and delivering a top notch confessional from a Flog.We are yet again blown away with some of the best calls.....you lot are bloody legends.Wise words we can all live by with a "bubble of bliss". Enjoy Flogs nation!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's Friday legends, let's rip in and get to the weekend.This week's episode "Chicken of the trees" had it all...from 3 blokes just talking sh!t to a master chef segment that might turn your stomach. Would you try these tacos?Buster brings in gifts that turns Gibbo from driving home to needing an uber and the boys discuss range Airbnb hosts.Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday flog nation! Have we got an episode for you? Stap in because in the next 90min we are going to take you for one hell of a ride.We have a collection of some of the best calls that have been thrown together for a long time.Enjoy legends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends, strap in because this episode has it all. The boys discuss why Gus has called in sick and we all know he definitely caught it off that gobstopper. Buster explains why the energy from his Jade crystal keeps his cup full.Buster blows more minds with some crazy conspiracies and do big bands even need conductors?Enjoy you lunatics!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Wellcome to Monday flogs.....it may be the worst day of the week but strap in and let us turn that frown upside down.We hear about a bit of Mullumbimby madness with some public pissing.Weirdest places you've copulated and Amazing Grace gets a run for her money with another wild name parents have called their kids. Another truckload of winning & non-winning pickup lines and Y62 drivers towing caravans cop a spray from our favourite hot-blooded bone-themed truckie.Enjoy legend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome to An_us.Buster gives us a Flogs Golf Day rundown and asks what's your pre-flight routine?How addicted to your phone are you? Kirb's Tough Mudda recap followed by a rogue rampaging surprise murder elephant and an aggressive racoon. Now we've watched a racoon fight....Another person who has not followed the Flog's advice and shelved a live artillery shell and on that topic...what's stuck up bums this week?Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday flogs!Kirby explains "play it where it lies Beetle" and the Flogs do a live review of the new Bundy rum chocolate.We hear some more unique kid's names at school from teachers and apparently Australia does not exist according to one Scottish wanker.Snowman Grant tells us about his absolute classic hard-as pop and we hear about a few of the Flog's Pops. Gibbo cops a fine in the mail, what could it be for?The boys learn that's the difference between hookers and apple pies? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome to The Piggyback BanditThis week we dive into why isn't Kirb wearing his wedding ring, is the purple patch over?Is Fosters a good beer and if you could suck your own…would you?Can being called “Champ” be a positive and what did you get stuck up your bum this week?What's the biggest lotto win and what did they spend it on? Enjoy flogs!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Australia Day legends! The Flogs kick off drinking 25 year old port and Gibbo gets PTSD flashbacks from Mad Monday.Which Flog is not a fan of slow cooked meat?Bill Fingerburger calls for an Aussie anthem update, and Adam Hills answers the call. We hear some Pickup lines. One with an 80% success rate, the others not so well. Which one of the Flogs would be sent to war and a Gibson carplay update....is it finally solved? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome back.With Buster skipping into the studio and floating on cloud nine after Graheemee Live "I Love You" and Gibbo finally getting his iPhone to work and play Candy Crush in his car.......there's love in the air!The boys breakdown the big issues.....when it ok for random strangers to get nude in your face? How do you have your Icecream: tub or cones? What should beers be poured in middies, pots or pints?.....and why did some guy insert a sweet potato in his bum? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.