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Its Monday buckle up turn it up and dont let your nana listen, this one is wild. each week the calls are getting looser and we are loving it. a few yarns kick off some great yap between the flogs and that what its all about. if you want to be part of the show email us info@twoflogs.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TGIF! we have an amazing show for you today, moose is away on baby moose sitting duties and you can only imagine how that is going for him, stay tuned next week for that shamozzle. we have some unreal emails to kick off the show, an apple completely ruined a teachers day and undies resulting in a hefty detention for the OOT. We look into the dangerous world of kids toys from a bygone era including the finger eating Cabbage Patch Doll. we discuss the old playground equipment that we lost many a good mate too, The spring horse of death had many a young kid toothless. we would just like to thank each and everyone of you legends for tuning in each week you probably dont know how much you guys help us with our own brains by just showing up each week and listening and being part of the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. One of the Flogs calls in with a live experience from our favourite darts master The MagnetBuster asks the flogs "got any mates with great nicknames "and w"hat lies did your parents told you"?We hear live from the greatan Knuckles and Buster blows up about a gas ban in Sydney.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday, strap on in for 100 Mile Tape!Gibbo tells an epic tale on why it's dangerous to peak early.......Buster asks are Xmas trees allowed in November and what strange habits did your parents have that no other families did? Will Buster and Mosse ever get the snip after nother snip confession that goes from bad to much worse? Unlike them two we find out about a man with one of the largest c**ks in the world tells us the downside of being half man, half horse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends and we hope you enjoy our latest Monday episode Footloose!We discuss wheres the best fish'n'chips in NSW and what's your go to eating fish?A Flog invents “devil's dust” and pays the price, P*ssed-Off Postie has a “6-7” related commodore yarn.A Flog discovers he and Gibbo have something in common and an interesting car tow story and an unamused policemanWhat more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to Pimping Winston, on today's episode we get an update on Watsy's pigeons......get well soon mate.Only on Patreon the boys jam out to some of their favourite dance floor tunes. Buster talks laying turf and Gibbo comes off the top rope with a ripping confessional.Florida man is up and about again this time baking cookies, fighting over chips and deffecaiting in a backyard......enjoy legendsEXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twoflogsTry it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. The boys talk about the hard hitting topics.....Who was the greatest bridemaid in Aussie sport and they learn how to sing the longest town name in NZGibbo struts around like a peacock after finding out he's a listeners hall pass and thoughts and prayers for Moose while he recovers from his fall.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon.EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twoflogsTry it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. TGIF.....Thanks god it's Friday!Kirbs is planning his next comedy tour and pleads everyone go and see stand-up comedy!Boys discuss what's something you have purchased that has let you down?Gibbo gives the flogs a Silent Call update and Father Gibbo hears a revenge confession from a boy's fishing tripInjuries - a Flog's leg cops some damage & a hectic motorbike incident.....woweeAll the dumb things returns with a DIY bungee attempt and would you take a selfie with a hijaker? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome legends to our favourite episode monday! The boys call Graheemi and he casually talks us through multiple near death experiences and the time Kirby got karma and chopped his toe off. Some top shelf calls from you legends. Like a accidental facetime with the ex and a Flog's dad accidentally turns his house into a pepper spray gas chamberBuster gets a spin attack challenge thrown down. Will Buster accept? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends and happy Friday. The whole crews back this week.There can only one winner of the Flogs Snag Championship......and the king is crowned The boys discuss the hard hitting topics Celerity Hall Passes and Gibbo's gives us the breakdown of his vasectomy.We get a breakdown of the Get Yourself Checked Gala, congratulations to Knuckles, Mark and all the crew for a sensational night. Helping raise money in awareness for a great cause, legends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Its Monday and at Flog HQ its our best day because its all about you legends and we get to hear your wildest yarns, Kirbs dissapears halfway through after a bout of the Kirbs destroyed him but as the professionals the boys are they powered on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are off the back fence on this episode, full run down of Quinny's wedding where there is a new level of drunk named. It's now officially “ you are beetled”. They review some red hot snags and Kirb needs a new pair of pants Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome legends to our favourite episode of the week. What more can we say.......a Surprise Chilli challenge derails the pod but it could be the funniest one yet. Thanks alot Gerard....... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends and happy Friday. The whole crews back this week!Buster gives Gibbo an early Xmas gift and Gibbo's in love. Then the Snags make a spectacular return with Metcalf Meats from Evans Head coming off the back fence!Buster breaks down his NZ trip with Sneaky Eel, Breakfast Cocktails and the Rock 2000. A New Zealand guy shits himself live and leans into it. Buster and Knuckles have the Rock 2000 after party back at their Hotel and shit gets wild.The lads talk about a drug burn goes sideways, a Pooping Predator and a Pakistan soccer team.Florida man returns, but did he ever even stop his cracktivities?The Flogs are joining 4th grade Cricket this season! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome legends to our favourite episode of the week, Monday! Knotty joins us again and we learn he's been on an episode of First Dates.We relive one of the best pranks on Gus and he's Garage door will never be the same.The flogs discuss some of the hard hitting topics, Toilet paper over or under, Pineapple on pizza or on a palmy and What happened to Mrs Beard?Knotty talks about his male breast cancer and we can't stress this enough......Get yourself checked Flogs if someones not right! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buster and knux are live in Auckland for today's special bonus ep. This was recorded late Thursday night after an afternoon of “ networking” as u can imagine BT had a lot of work to do Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the Tossmaster legends!Some of BT's best work with Brett Hanley intro. While Gibbos away getting a resleeve we welcome an elite guest, Matt Knight.Kirbs expresses his displeasure with the state of the studio after last week's drunken antics. The boys go back through memory lane, TAFE Plumbing roll call, lollypop violence and 30 years of schooliesFlorida man makes a strong return and World Stone skimming controversie and what caught my eye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the WWSP, Kirb was the only one who managed to lob for the sports show. The show must go on attitude kicked off and the big fella flew solo for the first 15 minutes until moose lobbed in and eventually beetle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Splash and Dash.....We kick things off with the sauciest intro to an episode ever and you'll never guess who it cums from.No Graheme this week, so we go down memory lane with the legendary Jano and she doesn't disappoint. Jano must've triggered something, or its the 20 beers and bottle of wine, but Gibbo serves up some classic yarns from his misspent youthMoose fills in with Real news, Fake news that gives us some pigs jizz and domestic pets are fed to lions but will the boys pick it?Strap on clown makes an offer Gibbo can't refuse and Knux calls in live this week to share in the Flog of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends. Kirby has finally booked into his 7 day Silent Sebatical but don't worry because Gibbo & Beetle are up and about! The boys pounded through the fridge full of piss.Snag review from Tweed City butcher S&B serves up some of the best Missionary Beef. Gibbo calls Miles For Minds an absolute weapon of a guy running from Gold Coast to Melbourne for mental healthGibbos show of the week is Hunting Wives "watch with the missus, youre welcome!" Is his hot tipWhat caught my eye has an update on the Burbank Butt Sniffer and we hear about a dodgy doctor playing... doctor and nurse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. The boys talk about the hard hitting topics.....what's the best old school takeaway you've been too.Buster delivers one of the best reads with inventors who died to their inventions.Graemee's food of the week is one of the worst, really just looks like a bowl of d1cksWhat more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. This week we bring you F@ck Salmon where Buster recalls the time where one of the loves of his life is ruined by salmon.We have Brads Butcher from Ballina hitting us with some of his best banners, can he knock off the Sausage king?They guys discuss in great detail, what is the best Side Dish?Gibbo explains the new age art of being a "Hotwife"....... Does Kirby finally beat the boys with Real news, Fake news after their perfect start? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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no notes this week, must be a South African public holiday or a stripper strike. MIA moose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

happy fathers day to all the dads out there, hers a little bonus yarn for you sunday afternoon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. This week we bring you Crab Races as Gibbo recaps one of our favourite flogs Quinns bucks party.Gibbo explains how he burnt his fingers but we don't believe him.....sex injury for sure. We have the mad scientist butcher from Lakeside meats sausages this week. Kirbs finds out about American sizing and orders 400 "disappointments".Is Kirb still the Broccoli Whisperer and how does his return to comedy go? Tune in to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another packed Monday call show "Frogs swallow"Buster delivers some sensational useless facts, with the frogs swallowing technique catching their eye.Graemee's food of the week.....Gibbo's back to dry spewing all through the studio again.Big knuckles joins the flogs live this week and has the boys pissing with laughter.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This weeks Bonus Ep is none other then nana Kirb Delivering an all mighty spray at the boys she is wound right up. You can hear the rest of the episode at Ep33 where ever you get your flogcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends to The Snip, on today's episode Gibo unpacks his whirlwind trip up North and Buster has a normal "Gibo" week.Cyril drops in for a guest appearances and takes over as head of sausage handling for the flogs.The Butchers Table are back with the apprentice from Tweed Mall, will the young gun beat his boss?A new segment........fake news real news and the boys chew the fat on the art of cooking guinea pigs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster's Useless facts about menopause, the origin of the goon bag, convict police and the dangerous drop bears.Gibbo reflects on getting kicked out of every establishment as a young fella and does Grahemee finally say I love You to his son?Taxman is back from Turkey, all bandaged up and you legends deliver some of the best calls!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the archives we give you one of best yarns. Moose's Dick in a thick shake! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome floggers to Buster's Sex Swing! Strap in for one hell of an episode.Should the Aussies change the Green and Gold and is Jamaica even a country?The Kirbys nearly files for divorce after Sour Cream and Sweet Chilli argument.Who out of the boys is a sicko for eating their maxibon the wrong way?The boys smash a Smokey Mort from Stuart Brothers Butcher with a little bit of controversyKirbs finally joins team electric with his new garden tools and let's the boys in on his secret plan to install a sex dungeon under his houseFlorida man kills boredom in a very Florida Man way and we check if old mate is still just waiting for a mate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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On behalf of the Two Flogs Management we would like to formally apologise for the actions of Andrew Beetle Barnes. Beetles actions on the night of the live show by no means represent the views of the Two Flogs Podcast. Beetle has unfortunately been released and we hope he gets the help he requires. We are terribly sorry for any harm Beetle's Actions have caused.Two Flogs Management Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a little series we are sharing some of our favourite yarns. Drop in the comments what yarns you would love to hear here on a Sunday Quicky Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back flogs to Honeymoon HandjobsSausages come in hot from Smoke and Salt in Coolangatta, can they knock off the king?Munty hunter is not only our Kiwi smoker but a ture artist when he sends us hand-drawn frank and beans.We hear about how violent local women's soccer is and why Buster will never let Ange playKnuckles announces his marriage to Kirbs, full of love and passion but unfortunately it was only short livedWe find out when our alien overlords arrive and how AI is already collecting ammo to use against us.A frisky couple go out with a bang.....what a way to go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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