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It's Friday and lets get you legends ready for the weekend! We welcome Savvy Touch to the flogs sponsor family, go and take a look at their sensational products at savvytouch.comWhile we are on all things good for you, Buster shares his beetroot sauerkraut routine to improve gut health and purple patch performance. The bangers are back with Rate my Snag. This week we have The Butchers Table Kingscliff....wowee they did not disappoint.In what caught my eye this week poor Marty our Cinderfella has worn his shoes to the ball and instead of landing prince charming he's lost a few digits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy monday flogs and welcome to losing Ya Cruet! The boys were treated to some of the best pizzas going around from the legends at Galileo'spizzas in Banora Point. On the topic of food, old boy Graeme brings back past memories with Bread and Butter Pudding (Get well Graeme, all the flogs are behind you mate)Yet again you lot have blown us away with some of the most hilarious calls...tune in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Friday legends. The boss has been away on holidays and returned with gifts for all. You'll have to tune in to find out what Buster bought Gus which kept him licking away in the corner like Gollum with the ring.Gibbo playing a charity golf day with no piss is like going to a massage parlour for a cuddle.....Gibbo wasn't happy.Buster has shorten his life expectancy by telling the story of how one of his girls over the weekend did the loudest and worse fart in a packed crowd. #Goodbyepurplepatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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If your going to choke to death don't do it in front of Gibo. With buster struggling to breath after choking on dinner, Gibo sat there and gave zero f@cks. Remember to send your calls in about what you've been flogged for as a kid.The boys have been challenged to a pickle ball grudge match and it seems Gibo isn't the only flog who loves using Roundup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From our favorite sport of cheese chasing to comparing the girths of air fried snags, this episode has it all! Welcome back and happy Friday legends. Buster kicks things off by looking at some of the very best bakeries in regional NSW. “Rate my Snag” was a hit, with Bray Park Butcher Shop scoring high! The back Moose's throat will never be the same after not wait for the snags to cool..... Call in flogs with where you get your very best baked goods or if your butcher has the top Snags! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Before we get into our 300th episode we just wanted to say a massive thank you to all our amazing listeners and sponsors. Without you all tuning in each week and supporting us, the Two Flogs would simply not exist. Thanks legends!Strap yourself in because we have some red hot calls this week! The Frozen Gang Bang is Flogs Hall of Fame worthy…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends, on today's episode Buster and Gibo unpack their whirlwind trip up North. With Gibo being voted MVP but paid a heavy price.This week on down memory lane buster asks the flogs "what were you punished for as a kid'. Busters list was long and extensive as expected.Some cracking "What caught my eye", where we meet a bloke from Casper who has liking for biting and Wally the gator. The emotional support animal is still on the run, with even a go fund me page to help bring the reptile home! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster unless facts are far from unless this week, with many blowing Gibos mind.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Buster will now be know as a plumber and a pro punter after backing a $63 ruffy over the weekend.The boys again jog down memory lane, talking about all the things you miss from the 80s and naughty 90s.Strangest places you've had a root.....was a smash hit the email box getting flogged when Buster put out the call.The highlight of the show was good old SPAM and his mates of tin food. Listen to the boys fumble their way through opening and cooking the best tin meats money can buy. Gus gets royally stitched up by the crew! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Today we celebrate all things Novacastrian, except the Now That's Dramas boys, who cop a vicious drive-by.Newcastle's exclusive fried chicken chain Henny Penny get's Kirbs all worked up; so much so he dials in a live call.We also hear another live job opportunity from a true crowd favourite from the middle of nowhere. Kirbs also managed to offend his mum, who happens to be an Olympic Gold medal-winning clay target specialist. Gummy bears from hell are reviewed, stitch-ups are had, things are flipped upside-down and the Flogline gets an absolute belting from multiple talented bush-flog poets.Stop what you're doing, talk to a mate, and if you're not starting your week with a good, hard Monday Flog you're not starting your week right! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This episode the boys investigate the big questions: Things that ya don't see anymore, what is a silent cop, are Sunnyboys better than Zooper Doopers, and what are block Buster Fridays?Gus finds out why you should never do updates…ever.Gibbo get's a memorable male on male massage and manages to offend the great Graheemey and his love of Chokos in a live call.Kirbs unpacks his Dirty Muddy Weekend on Fraser Island testing the limits of his Colorado with Rueben and his team of 4WD lunatics.News topics that caught our eye this week include penis-envy voyeurism and cannibalism, and Father Gibbo forgives a non-cousin cousin lover.There's also some exciting Vlog news for our Patreon subscribers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back to another ripper Monday we have an awesome show to start your week off strong. Gibbo finds an old servo burger in the fridge from 6 weeks ago and decides it would be a great idea to heat it up and eat it. Tommy the pommy gives us all a run down of his whirlwind trip down under and how Mrs D'Pommy was given huge smiles upon his return home. Plus a heap of ripper calls and yarns from you legends Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Gibo and buster could not have had two totally different weeks. Gibo has rated his week super low and Buster's was so good he couldn't even give it a score. Buster gives us a run down of the NRL's Magic Round hosted by Mr CTC Knuckles himself.....what could go wrong?Here's a snippet of what Magic Round had instore for us After a knock at the door.....Unfortunately for the poor hotel cleaner where Buster and Moose were staying, misunderstood Buster screaming at the top of his lungs 'I'm Coming" for come in.....and well you can picture the rest. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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After a 3 day bender at Magic Round Moose is in no condition to be writing podcast notes. So just imagine you've just read some really funny and witty.Blah blah...Buster did a shit so bad he made knuckles' wife spew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Thank god the boys are funny because they sure as hell all can't fight!".....all jokes aside we are extremely proud of our man buster. Gibo and Buster unpack what was the Podcast Royal 2.0. Thanks for the memories and support FLOG Nation!Buster brings the goods and the lads rip into some Wardell pies. Good lord they were divine! "Wake up Keith" Buster gives his friend and fellow flog listener a call, unfortunately for Keith and his wife it was 2am over in the states. All we can say is the lads are now huge fans of nooding fishing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's Gibos favourite show of the week, Monday Flogfest! What's starts off with the guys looking up different kinds of spam ends up the flogs agreeing to food challenge next week. The line was drawn at whole chooks in a can because well....thats fucking disgusting!Again you legends have have out done yourselves with this week's calls.What a way to start your week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Right off the bat Gibo and Buster question the status of the number 2 switch bitch with his selection of intro. It's up to the listeners now to defend poor MooseGibo asks what's on the menu of our favourite breakfast sports.Unfortunately mooses favourite drinking glass is smashed when Buster launchers a flying dildo.......you just have to listenWhat caught our eye this week does not disappoint. It's has everything from nudist colonies to animal trading. Buster finishes up the podcast with a hell of a story about his youth and letting loose a rooster inside his family's van. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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'"no animals were harmed in the recording of this episode" The Two Flogs have brought in Mr Taxman as a celebrity judge for this weeks call show. Buster brings up a great point that the humble chippy shop is a dying breed as they walk down memory road. The boys have an early call from knuckles. Buster and knucks waste no time before ripping the sh!t out of each other. "Get Yourself Checked' a charity kicked off by Mark And Knuckles will be raising awareness of Prostate Cancer and the importance of regular check ups. Wowee the calls this week did not disappoint. Our thoughts and prayers are with Bluey the Budgie as you maniacs had us in stitches. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All aboard the Gus bus for one cracking episode. Mr Tax Man herself joins the lads for some extra banter and yarns. The boys travel down memory lane to revisit the biggest shits they have ever seen. Kirbs brings up 'things you were scared of as a kid' and to no one's surprise alien anal probing and the Xfiles were high on the list. The episode wraps up finding the worlds dumbest pilot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's Monday and u know what that means? You lunatics are in control. Kirb is fresh off a plane and describes the old airbus he was on. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Friday grab a beer settle into your favourite chair and let your two weird uncles kick start your weekend, Gibbos records unearthed some wild yarns. A would be car thief meets a 65 year old nana with a baseball bat and she piyahhhs him up side the head in what caught my eye. The boys road test their rum and Gus is full of gusisms Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

If your new to the Worlds Worst Sports Podcast you'll be forgiving for thinking it's an AFL podcast, grossSkip forward and the dribblers talk about golf and the NRL. Next week we return to the usual format of Kirby completely destroying names and fumbling his way through the world of sports Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Star studded Ep today, we have Australias number 1 Guinea Pig farmer and wombat repair men Fezz, we watch hamsters go at it then watch them get it on and Fezz gives us a run down on style and technique, then of course you legends hit us with some of the best calls we have ever had Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kirb and Gibbo have hit both ends of the scale on rate my week. Moose is back from his South African Bird Flu break out. Ang gets robbed in Sydney when she takes on Oxford St and reveals her secret shot mix. Once again Florida man is doing hectic Florida Man things, there is some Gary talk and the boys drop their new rum which they're pretty happy with Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Moose is still away, Gus is full of Gus'isms. Kirb has some usless facts that u need to know, we find out that peanuts make dynamite and the queen was a mechanic. Kirb finds some old loves letters in the garage and talks about how old Graheemi used to cock block him. Then you nutters get involved and it gets wild if u have a yarn send it to info@twoflogs.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Plenty doing this week! Mr Wippy is also be and we'll all the Flogs have come out in Wippy Defence. Gibbo and Gus do another live Austral Murwillumbah cake review. Moose supply's the boys with microwave burgers and chicken rolls that was talked about last night. Gibbos records pump out some odd ones. Florida man is absolutely out of control. Kirb reads out a ripper yarn from a legend flog to set the pace of the show.if u have a yarn send it to info@twoflogs.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Its Monday everyone's favorite Two Flogs caller show. Buster rips in with a new segment “Facts you didn't think you needed to know”. Gibo spends the whole episode looking at images of Daisy Duke. The boys laugh their heads off at some cracking calls!Moose ends the episode getting fired after a double “Moose F@cked Up' and Gus ...just does Gus things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Play the music BT moose f$&ked up. Welcome to moose's first week of writing the show notes. And he forgot. So you'll just have to listen in on the ripper of an episode to find out. We have phone calls to publicans, mick walker from Walker racing phones in. We do a live cake review and moose gets a big girthy c$&k Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's Monday our favourite Morning of the week because we get to listen to all you absolute legends out there. We get some wild calls and it's a highlight of our week. if you have a yarn you want to spin us send it to info@twoflogs.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, Cyclone Alfred was more piss then wind it turned out but still took its toll on the Flog family's and our loyal flogs in the Sth East and Northern Rivers, it was approached very differently in the Gibson and Kirby house holds Ang has a “fall” and it's somehow Kirbs fault, Mrs Gib gets a black eye and a busted arm the Gibsons all huddle around a phone to watch the footy, the Kirby's get cabin fever and two of them end up skidding down the front lawn. Moose finds a productive way to use his electric car and goose went and surfed snapper, it's all happening on this weeks epwe hope all you legends are ok and please reach out if your not Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kirb and Gibbo have a DingDong over the dolphins game, The Boys talk plenty of rugba league, moose pops in with some F1 news. Steely is back to talk all things AFL and we review a game where there rules are simple, 1. No killing 2. The ball must remain in Long St Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is possibly Mrs Gibbos birthday or it might not be, Katelin is given kirbs water in a can much to his disgust, moose and goose drink a box of Port, Gibbo reveals he possibly was way under prepared for the cyclone, Kirb touches on his training and his new fighting shoes, Gibbo is a huge fan of Adelaide apparently. Katlin and Gibbo compare skirts. Kirbs old band gets some airtime. moose looks at getting a military tattoo. we work out we could form a band between the 4 of us. Then we get right into all you legends and your calls. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

cyclone Alfred is baring down on Flog HQ and the great toilet paper wars have kicked off, Gibbo realises just how under prepared he is once they start talking about it, Kirb panic bought bacon and beans and is set for a month, Katelin Vincent joins the boys on the lounge for the Ep. we have a quick yarn with her then get stuck into our usual Friday antics. everyone in the path of Alfred we hope you and your family are safe and prepared Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Your Monday is sorted with the Monday Flog Fess where the lads sit back and let you legends rip your yarns. If you have a flog of the week ot just a wild yarn send it to info@twoflogs.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The boys are back from their NZ trip and give us a full rundown. Father Gibbo hands out some hale Mary's, Kirbs all the dumb things produce some mind boggling stupidity and what caught my eye will blow your mind Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WWSP The Two Flogs weekly sports wrap up is back, where we report on sport from around the globe poorly and vaguely it's a great mid week laugh until our Friday Banga Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 2 of our yarn with Jay and Dunc from across the ditch, by this stage we had really climbed into our work and it was starting to kick off. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.