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Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. This week we bring you F@ck Salmon where Buster recalls the time where one of the loves of his life is ruined by salmon.We have Brads Butcher from Ballina hitting us with some of his best banners, can he knock off the Sausage king?They guys discuss in great detail, what is the best Side Dish?Gibbo explains the new age art of being a "Hotwife"....... Does Kirby finally beat the boys with Real news, Fake news after their perfect start? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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no notes this week, must be a South African public holiday or a stripper strike. MIA moose Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

happy fathers day to all the dads out there, hers a little bonus yarn for you sunday afternoon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday. This week we bring you Crab Races as Gibbo recaps one of our favourite flogs Quinns bucks party.Gibbo explains how he burnt his fingers but we don't believe him.....sex injury for sure. We have the mad scientist butcher from Lakeside meats sausages this week. Kirbs finds out about American sizing and orders 400 "disappointments".Is Kirb still the Broccoli Whisperer and how does his return to comedy go? Tune in to find out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another packed Monday call show "Frogs swallow"Buster delivers some sensational useless facts, with the frogs swallowing technique catching their eye.Graemee's food of the week.....Gibbo's back to dry spewing all through the studio again.Big knuckles joins the flogs live this week and has the boys pissing with laughter.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This weeks Bonus Ep is none other then nana Kirb Delivering an all mighty spray at the boys she is wound right up. You can hear the rest of the episode at Ep33 where ever you get your flogcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends to The Snip, on today's episode Gibo unpacks his whirlwind trip up North and Buster has a normal "Gibo" week.Cyril drops in for a guest appearances and takes over as head of sausage handling for the flogs.The Butchers Table are back with the apprentice from Tweed Mall, will the young gun beat his boss?A new segment........fake news real news and the boys chew the fat on the art of cooking guinea pigs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster's Useless facts about menopause, the origin of the goon bag, convict police and the dangerous drop bears.Gibbo reflects on getting kicked out of every establishment as a young fella and does Grahemee finally say I love You to his son?Taxman is back from Turkey, all bandaged up and you legends deliver some of the best calls!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From the archives we give you one of best yarns. Moose's Dick in a thick shake! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome floggers to Buster's Sex Swing! Strap in for one hell of an episode.Should the Aussies change the Green and Gold and is Jamaica even a country?The Kirbys nearly files for divorce after Sour Cream and Sweet Chilli argument.Who out of the boys is a sicko for eating their maxibon the wrong way?The boys smash a Smokey Mort from Stuart Brothers Butcher with a little bit of controversyKirbs finally joins team electric with his new garden tools and let's the boys in on his secret plan to install a sex dungeon under his houseFlorida man kills boredom in a very Florida Man way and we check if old mate is still just waiting for a mate Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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On behalf of the Two Flogs Management we would like to formally apologise for the actions of Andrew Beetle Barnes. Beetles actions on the night of the live show by no means represent the views of the Two Flogs Podcast. Beetle has unfortunately been released and we hope he gets the help he requires. We are terribly sorry for any harm Beetle's Actions have caused.Two Flogs Management Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just a little series we are sharing some of our favourite yarns. Drop in the comments what yarns you would love to hear here on a Sunday Quicky Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back flogs to Honeymoon HandjobsSausages come in hot from Smoke and Salt in Coolangatta, can they knock off the king?Munty hunter is not only our Kiwi smoker but a ture artist when he sends us hand-drawn frank and beans.We hear about how violent local women's soccer is and why Buster will never let Ange playKnuckles announces his marriage to Kirbs, full of love and passion but unfortunately it was only short livedWe find out when our alien overlords arrive and how AI is already collecting ammo to use against us.A frisky couple go out with a bang.....what a way to go! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster unless facts are far from unless this week, with many blowing Gibos mind.How long is too long to kiss, the boys dive into a few World Records.The great man knuckles is called up and we all agree Beetle is a flog for dislike of the T-bone.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Friday legends! The boys receive a care package from Scotland, with a mixture of sweet treats and revolting tins of meat. It's has decided that the tins won't be opened in the studio as there just to much carpet to clean.Gibbo has visted his local butcher CFB Meats and some high scores but will it be enough to knock off the champBuster recaps his weekend at the casino live show with the great man knuckles. Gibbo comes clean and talks heart to heart about getting back on top of life.What caught my eye had it all..... Florida man just never disappoints! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome to the Monday Flogfest. Today the boys try an award-winning cheeseburger pattie and some gourmet pies darl. Nothing but pastry snow left on Beetles shirt. We hear more useless facts, we get an update from the life of Graheme and his forgotten foods.Knuckles and Mrs Knux phone in a live Flog Of The Week, and some of even it makes it to air.Vibe has entered the flog's vocabulary, and they're not happy about it, we hear about more testicular torture, getting sconned by golf balls, Moose gets told to get a rostie up him, Munty Hunty fights Crackie-Chan, we find out that Rocket Fuel should only be put in your mouth. Also, the question is asked: what would you do if the world was gonna end in 3mins? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The legendary sausage king has arrived with some top shelf snags, but two of the team are away for this momentum occasion. How will this so-called king of snags fare against the other local butchers?beetle uncovers a potential murder We take a tour of the best pies in Oz for some elite Oscar Piastries.Noisy swingers invade a small village, we discover a man we've dubbed "Chinpunzel" who sports the longest beard in history.Kirbs breaks the news that aliens are currently en-route to attack earth, so our days are numbered. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Special Ep today, this our episode we did on the podcast Not For Radio with Jay and Dunc. We had a lot of fun with lthe boys over in NZ and this pod is a laugh a minute enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Gibbo cooks his dinner this week in the air fryer....thank god he checked before eating because chicken is not meant to be pink.Buster delivers one of the best restaurant reviews..... Cracker Barrel Graemee's food of the week, the first week Gibbo hasn't tried to spew all through the studio.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Friday legends. Buster has visted little Panorama Meats on Scenic Drive and wowee he was blown away by short shorts.....snags were pretty good tooThere was great debate on a number of controversial topics.....how old is to old for table sex, does sauce belong in the fridge ( you're a sicko Gibbo) and is a toastie a toastie without cheese?What caught my eye had it all..... Florida mans back, Disney's use of small people and Gibbo falls in love with an AI model! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. The boys are joined by the legend himself Mr Taxman! Graemee's back and the boys have a good chat with him about his food of the week and get insight into the one food he won't eat.The Rodecaster has a mid episode melt down and thankfully Moose was able to get it get up and running before Gibbo was able to leave out the door.Taxman reenacts the time he got his d1ck stuck in his zipper......dear lord. What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The snags are back and this week it's Trevor Mead Quality meats from Byron Bay Is this weeks supplier. The boys have learned to let them cool down a bit now and have a good crack at them. 1 point separate the top 3 so it's a tight one. Buster takes Ang for a good old fashioned ride which gets horribly misconstrued which he quickly Try's to rectify. Buster road tests the new Murf electric he got “ for exercise “ on the rail trail and upsets some Lycra clad road warriors Gibbos week was at an all time low and Buster hits a 10 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another ripping Monday call show. Buster and Moose set up Gibbo for a prank and didn't he take the bait well with a hell of a blow up.The boys discover that polo bears are savage fighters but very very gentle loves.Graeme's food of the week has the Gibbo draw reaching again and Buster laughing his head off.What more can we say but thank you for a sensational line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ibis island....Gibbo and Buster unpack one of the wildest weekends to hit poor old Murwillumbah. From the boys robbing the Riverview pokies to Gibbo doing his signature fruit bat and a couple mad blokes swimming to Ibis island, the live show had it all! If today's what caught my eye can teach you anything, its DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS WITH BEAR CUBS!Thanks you all you flogs to made the live show one to remember and if you enjoyed your stay on the Northern Rivers....p1ss off we are full Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today we have a treat for u legends, the live show bought he lads unstuck and the sports show got the short straw! But don't worry your in for an absolute treat with us sharing The Deadass Podcasts 200th ep featuring Gibbo and Buster, so sit back and listen to Zaden destroy an antique chair as Brysey try's to keep everyone in line and on track. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two blokes, one Gobstopper.....what a way to start your week. Last thing we needed was Busters head to get any bigger but it's happened people....the big fella has played his first Murwillumbah tournament and taking out the win. You may not like it....but this is what peak male performance looks like!Graeme's old food of the week Lambs Fry and bacon didn't look half bad. We know Gibbo wont read or listen to this episode so we can't wait for him to try it soon.Beetle totally destroys Gus's world, by picking up and licking his gobstopper. For a bloke who licks elbows for pleasure, he was horrified that Beetles saliva was on his pride and joy. Lastly thanks to all the flogs who made to trip to Murwillumbah for the live show! Listen to Friday's episode as the boys unpack the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unfortunately Gibbo was a late scratching after tearing he's achilles tendon at the over 35 mixed netball tournament. He's reluctantly handed back his centre bib and has been given the task of mixing up the Gatorade in his new role as Hydration Manager.Thankfully for the Flogs, Buster was able to find and pick up from the pub the ultimate bench warmer Beetle to record a few episodes. Beetle was in the process of deleting Toohey's New schooners and feeding the Indian Dreamer pokie 50s like it was the first stripper he's ever seen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Buster again blows Gibbos mind with useless facts are far from useless this week. This week Graeme has bought one of his best past foods with Gelatin Cows Tongue.....watching Gibbo dry reaching for 15 minutes was pure gold.Poor Moose felt the wrath of the flogs for his choice kettle and it didn't stop there with Buster blowing up again after talking about Moose's toaster.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing and Tommy the Pommy's call head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends to another sessional Friday show. The boys can now finally drink the "winners piss" after Gary had his first win for the flogs. Buster was not impressed he didn't get a huge novelty cheque.Bray Park Butchers Shop are back with 3 new snags for the boys to review. If you want to watch the lads burn the shit out of their mouths head on over to the Flogs Patreon.Gibo tells us an hilarious platinum fingered yarn about the time he "nearly" turned but the car drove off before he could jump in.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Don't be sad the weekend is over but rejoice for a new week of Two Flogs episodes.Old food with Graeme this week is tripe, probably not on everyone's wish list but an old staple of the oldies growing up.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Getting flogged and your mouth washed out as a kid was a common theme in this week's calls. Moose unloads his flog of the week and starts a kettle war, and the worst thing Kirby could of done is tell us is he hates the word Vibe..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's Friday and lets get you legends ready for the weekend! We welcome Savvy Touch to the flogs sponsor family, go and take a look at their sensational products at savvytouch.comWhile we are on all things good for you, Buster shares his beetroot sauerkraut routine to improve gut health and purple patch performance. The bangers are back with Rate my Snag. This week we have The Butchers Table Kingscliff....wowee they did not disappoint.In what caught my eye this week poor Marty our Cinderfella has worn his shoes to the ball and instead of landing prince charming he's lost a few digits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy monday flogs and welcome to losing Ya Cruet! The boys were treated to some of the best pizzas going around from the legends at Galileo'spizzas in Banora Point. On the topic of food, old boy Graeme brings back past memories with Bread and Butter Pudding (Get well Graeme, all the flogs are behind you mate)Yet again you lot have blown us away with some of the most hilarious calls...tune in! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Friday legends. The boss has been away on holidays and returned with gifts for all. You'll have to tune in to find out what Buster bought Gus which kept him licking away in the corner like Gollum with the ring.Gibbo playing a charity golf day with no piss is like going to a massage parlour for a cuddle.....Gibbo wasn't happy.Buster has shorten his life expectancy by telling the story of how one of his girls over the weekend did the loudest and worse fart in a packed crowd. #Goodbyepurplepatch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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If your going to choke to death don't do it in front of Gibo. With buster struggling to breath after choking on dinner, Gibo sat there and gave zero f@cks. Remember to send your calls in about what you've been flogged for as a kid.The boys have been challenged to a pickle ball grudge match and it seems Gibo isn't the only flog who loves using Roundup. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

From our favorite sport of cheese chasing to comparing the girths of air fried snags, this episode has it all! Welcome back and happy Friday legends. Buster kicks things off by looking at some of the very best bakeries in regional NSW. “Rate my Snag” was a hit, with Bray Park Butcher Shop scoring high! The back Moose's throat will never be the same after not wait for the snags to cool..... Call in flogs with where you get your very best baked goods or if your butcher has the top Snags! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Before we get into our 300th episode we just wanted to say a massive thank you to all our amazing listeners and sponsors. Without you all tuning in each week and supporting us, the Two Flogs would simply not exist. Thanks legends!Strap yourself in because we have some red hot calls this week! The Frozen Gang Bang is Flogs Hall of Fame worthy…. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends, on today's episode Buster and Gibo unpack their whirlwind trip up North. With Gibo being voted MVP but paid a heavy price.This week on down memory lane buster asks the flogs "what were you punished for as a kid'. Busters list was long and extensive as expected.Some cracking "What caught my eye", where we meet a bloke from Casper who has liking for biting and Wally the gator. The emotional support animal is still on the run, with even a go fund me page to help bring the reptile home! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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