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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. We start with gibbo pounding away at tallies and delivering a top notch confessional from a Flog.We are yet again blown away with some of the best calls.....you lot are bloody legends.Wise words we can all live by with a "bubble of bliss". Enjoy Flogs nation!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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It's Friday legends, let's rip in and get to the weekend.This week's episode "Chicken of the trees" had it all...from 3 blokes just talking sh!t to a master chef segment that might turn your stomach. Would you try these tacos?Buster brings in gifts that turns Gibbo from driving home to needing an uber and the boys discuss range Airbnb hosts.Enjoy!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday flog nation! Have we got an episode for you? Stap in because in the next 90min we are going to take you for one hell of a ride.We have a collection of some of the best calls that have been thrown together for a long time.Enjoy legends! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends, strap in because this episode has it all. The boys discuss why Gus has called in sick and we all know he definitely caught it off that gobstopper. Buster explains why the energy from his Jade crystal keeps his cup full.Buster blows more minds with some crazy conspiracies and do big bands even need conductors?Enjoy you lunatics!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Wellcome to Monday flogs.....it may be the worst day of the week but strap in and let us turn that frown upside down.We hear about a bit of Mullumbimby madness with some public pissing.Weirdest places you've copulated and Amazing Grace gets a run for her money with another wild name parents have called their kids. Another truckload of winning & non-winning pickup lines and Y62 drivers towing caravans cop a spray from our favourite hot-blooded bone-themed truckie.Enjoy legend! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome to An_us.Buster gives us a Flogs Golf Day rundown and asks what's your pre-flight routine?How addicted to your phone are you? Kirb's Tough Mudda recap followed by a rogue rampaging surprise murder elephant and an aggressive racoon. Now we've watched a racoon fight....Another person who has not followed the Flog's advice and shelved a live artillery shell and on that topic...what's stuck up bums this week?Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Monday flogs!Kirby explains "play it where it lies Beetle" and the Flogs do a live review of the new Bundy rum chocolate.We hear some more unique kid's names at school from teachers and apparently Australia does not exist according to one Scottish wanker.Snowman Grant tells us about his absolute classic hard-as pop and we hear about a few of the Flog's Pops. Gibbo cops a fine in the mail, what could it be for?The boys learn that's the difference between hookers and apple pies? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome to The Piggyback BanditThis week we dive into why isn't Kirb wearing his wedding ring, is the purple patch over?Is Fosters a good beer and if you could suck your own…would you?Can being called “Champ” be a positive and what did you get stuck up your bum this week?What's the biggest lotto win and what did they spend it on? Enjoy flogs!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Australia Day legends! The Flogs kick off drinking 25 year old port and Gibbo gets PTSD flashbacks from Mad Monday.Which Flog is not a fan of slow cooked meat?Bill Fingerburger calls for an Aussie anthem update, and Adam Hills answers the call. We hear some Pickup lines. One with an 80% success rate, the others not so well. Which one of the Flogs would be sent to war and a Gibson carplay update....is it finally solved? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome back.With Buster skipping into the studio and floating on cloud nine after Graheemee Live "I Love You" and Gibbo finally getting his iPhone to work and play Candy Crush in his car.......there's love in the air!The boys breakdown the big issues.....when it ok for random strangers to get nude in your face? How do you have your Icecream: tub or cones? What should beers be poured in middies, pots or pints?.....and why did some guy insert a sweet potato in his bum? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. We start with a confessional from a Flog who made a purchase of a device thats been a real hit.We go from parking by sound to parking by brail and a request for a live Flog fight and f_ck.How many tallies did Kirb drink in 23kms and Blair gives us a step by step fruitbat tips?Kirb cops a community ban for some spicy comments and pure baiting of Karen's.Graheemee comes on live to confirm a monkey yarn....and ends with a HUGE surprise! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back legends, The Two Flogs return for Season 3 so strap in!The boys breakdown their holidays and Kirbs receives the keys to the city as a Bruns local now. The kirbys break had it all caravans, gelato, storms, gelato, chips, gelato, Spiderbait, gelato, keying cars and did we mention gelato.The Gibsons jet off to NZ and Gibbo fills us in on bareback horseriding, gelato, saunas, gelato, beers, gelato and gambling but not gambling.Kirb isn't a fan of Flamingos. Let's watch them fight and....... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

look it's not the best but it's not the worst sport show around but we love that you love it, huge range of sports today for you to get around Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our final Holidays ep is a Pearler! We are back next ep with a brand new Sports show after a great Xmas break Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 2 of our chat with the Hard Yards Podcast lads. The drinks are flowing and so is the yarns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Part 1 of our chat with the legends from the Hard Yards Podcast we had no agenda no notes, just 4 blokes a full fridge and microphones. We love these sort of episodes and think you all will enjoy it also. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome back to Elfis.A real important call out flogs is please give blood if you can!Buster breaks down the start of his camping trip with pint-sized Ange drinks pints that get her proper Gibboed to annoying kids who parents enable their behaviour.Gibbo demonstrates how to deal with sales people and Moose gets high praise for carrying Gibbo on the sports show. Culture Class takes a look at cool trees and big old snake orgies. Buster sold on F#@ken BIG sale in Japan.......enjoy you mad units Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Last sports sow of the year, we are debatinfg whether to change the name to " the worlds worstish sports podcast'' next year if we keep up this form, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome flogs to The Bacardi Bandit. Mr F@ck The Taxman is back in the hot seat with VB Gibbo and Moose tries his best to keep the Circus on track.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to Culture Class with Mr Gibbo. Please walk into the classroom in single file flogs. Put your bags at the side of your desks, pull out your Zoo mags and turn to page 52. Any throwing of empty VB cans and you'll be sent straight to Principal Kibys office for detention. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome flogs to this sensational Monday episode Bear Back. What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs patreon.The boys have been at the Gabba the last few days battling the Barmy Army. They are sunburnt, have no voices and recovering from being triple gibbo'ed. Tune in laster this week to get the run down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Legends welcome to Friday, one day till the weekend......we got this!Hammo gives us his real thoughts on the Tiktok awards and Kirb's talks us through his upcoming comedy tour locations.We introduce a new segment with Culture Class with Mr Gibson. Prepare for an education you Flogs!Buster rips in with What The!?! Features a lady living her last days to the fullest, Adolf Hitler wins an African election this week and an Aussie retailer gives the green light for staff to punch shoplifters.The lads discuss what is your weird icecream flavour and somehow end up sending Gus off on a wild goose chase to find banoffee ice cream? Would you eat VB flavoured icecream or put a live eel up your bum? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. Operation Raw Onion was a huge success with Gus getting even stranger if the possible. The boys get into Trampauline talk, Ever double-bounced and nearly killed your brother?A Graheeme appreciation call by a fellow Flog with a similar dad who also collected things that weren't bolted down.An upset old duck who's house birders the Ocean Shores golf club calls to give Kirby a spray.We hear from master criminal Goggles who pulls off the perfect heist in a less than perfect getaway vehicle.What more can we say but thank you for a ripping line up of calls this week. Remember if you want to here all the calls with minimal editing head over to the Flogs Patreon. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Happy Friday legends and welcome back to "What hole"Kirbs gets asked if he's lost someone's number and explains why you should never pick on a bloke who has the MC mic.Is Gibos on a winner with mandarin flavoured piss this week, how does it fare?What flog nearly gets a hole-in-one and Kirb gets a giraffe foreskin grip putter and we introduce a new flogs segment - What The...!?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Welcome back legends to another sessional Monday call show. We open this week's show with Beetle trying Gerald's famous homemade hot sauce......What kind of psycho eats a whole raw onion on a plane and we give Gus a new secret challenge.Buster explains the dangers of eating fermented cabbage and what toilet did Buster destroy this week?You legends never disappoint with your calls...fart Bombs at school and do yourself a favour and watch "Fart spray in inflatable costumes"EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/twoflogsTry it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome flogs to our favourite day of the week Friday, "No Spud in Bum"!Gibbo's absence due to mix netball rep training, but don't fear as Beetle's in the house.Buster trys to piece together Beetle's antics at the wedding but he still doesn't remember a thing.The boys always tackle the hard subjects....What happens to dead penguins and do penguins have knees What do you do when cornered by a bear? *Not professional advice.Would you like to be paid to travel the world getting drunk to test hangover cures?How long would you go without talking to your partner after an argument? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Its Monday buckle up turn it up and dont let your nana listen, this one is wild. each week the calls are getting looser and we are loving it. a few yarns kick off some great yap between the flogs and that what its all about. if you want to be part of the show email us info@twoflogs.com.au Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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TGIF! we have an amazing show for you today, moose is away on baby moose sitting duties and you can only imagine how that is going for him, stay tuned next week for that shamozzle. we have some unreal emails to kick off the show, an apple completely ruined a teachers day and undies resulting in a hefty detention for the OOT. We look into the dangerous world of kids toys from a bygone era including the finger eating Cabbage Patch Doll. we discuss the old playground equipment that we lost many a good mate too, The spring horse of death had many a young kid toothless. we would just like to thank each and everyone of you legends for tuning in each week you probably dont know how much you guys help us with our own brains by just showing up each week and listening and being part of the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.