Whatever.... I'll Just Date Myself!

Hello folx! Welcome back to WIJDM episode 22! After a much-needed couple of weeks recuperating (and Max having birthday shenanigans), we bring you an episode we've been waiting to create. First, Tracee reads us emotional, titillating and TRUE stories of long lost loves who decided to give it a second chance. For some, it's a charm, for others, a disaster (again). Max brings you the history of the bouquet toss and the garter toss, a history so utterly ridiculous you'll wonder why it's still tradition. And of course, Tracee brings this week's winners. Spoiler: these profiles are so witty and charming, we might be swiping right. Seriously, this is profile creation done RIGHT. Max brings on the craigslist gold and an interesting hookup ad from reddit. For a complete list of our sources, please visit whateverijdm.com/sourcesAnd as always, many thanks to our amazing sponsors. Don't forget it's PRIDE month! Special discounts on PrideShack! See whateverijdm.com/our-sponsors for more deals! CiaoGet your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Hi folx!Welcome back! This episode we fooled around with Zoom so we could bring you video content! This week Max's topic is unusual superstitions about love and marriage from around the world! Unfortunately for us, we've already broken these international romance rules a thousand times over. Max struggles to pronounce anything in Swedish, as usual. Tracee brings us the story of @CaffeinatedKitti, an inspiration to us all. This strong woman has figured out how to thwart the constant barrage of sexual advances with a tactic that is unlikely to lead to escalation. This girl is seriously genius, everyone.And of course, this week's winners all liked Tracee on Facebook Dating! No smiles. Except Tucker, he has an incredible smile that melted our hearts. We're swiping right on Tucker anyday. :) Speaking of melty hearts: Max adopted a puppy! (Self CARE ALL D A Y )For full list of sources, visit whateverijdm.com/sourcesITS PRIDE MONTH pick up your swag and wear it proud! Coupons are available at whateverijdm.com/our-sponsorsGet your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

This week, Max is camping so we have a special guest Whitney!  Tracee's daughter fills in for Max.  Tracee and Whitney talk about healthy relationships, ex boyfriends, and mom and daughter stuff.  We play a game of would you rather and get some gross answers.  For full list of this episode's sponsors, please visit www.whateverijdm.com/our-sponsorsGet your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Welcome back folx! Thank you for joining us for another week of belly laughs and silly stories. This week, we decided to soak up the BEAUTIFUL sunshine and record outside. Please enjoy the lovely ambiance of planes, trains, automobiles, lawnmowers, birds, and a random car horn. Max begins this episode with several perspectives on companions for hire, dating services that require NO relationship. Perfect for the workaholic, or just someone who wants a date but not a partner. OR to fend off nosy relatives who insist that you must be about ready to get married/have (their grand-)children. Tracee shares an article about the most important "DON'T"s of dating. For instance, number one: don't make snap judgments. (We're both done for, then). This interesting topic gives Max and Tracee the opportunity to self reflect and recount instances of them doing the don'ts of dating. And of course, we did not forget, we bring you this week's winning profiles (A total Kyle) and some ridiculous craigslist hookup ads and a really um..... cute but CREEPY missed connection at Disneyland. For a full list of sources, visit www.whateverijdm.com/sourcesFor sponsorship information, visit www.whateverijdm.com/our-sponsorsThanks all, love you!Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Welcome back, folx! This week we feel rejuvinated, rested and ready to kick off another episode for you. Our Mother's Day sabbatical was refreshing! Tracee kicks us off with peoples' first experiences hooking up with the same sex. Some of them experienced a revelation while others walked away thinking "well, I'm definitely straight!" Max brings us the story of Operation Fireball, a spooky true-crime leaning tale of a predatory man who uses two shots of fireball and a step-by-step ruse to take advantage of unsuspecting women. The kicker? No one knows who he is, or perhaps, who they are. Of course, we never fail to bring you only the greatest profiles! Tracee has some real winners this week and Max reads profiles written with Google Autofill!Please like, share, comment, or leave reviews! A full list of this episodes sources can be found at www.whateverijdm.com/sources. And if you're looking to Treat Thy Self check out our amazing sponsors (without whom we could not continue to bring you FREE content).Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Welcome back folx! This week's episode is brought to you by ONE condoms, the first ever condom brand to acquire FDA approval for anal sex. To learn more, visit www.onecondoms.comMax starts us off with some STD awareness...Shigella is on the rise. Watch out, this historic bacteria has found a new pathologized route of infection. What sounds like a quirky line out of an Austin Powers movie is actually a large concern among sexual minority groups, even more concerning is that medical practice hasn't caught up with the new pathology or its targeted demographic. Tracee regales us with the most awkward things lovers have heard from their partners the morning after a one night stand. Some of these are quite... well.... unbelievable. Max and Tracee both relive their one night stand experiences and of course, never fail to bring you only the best profiles and craigslist ads. Full list of sources for today's episode is on www.whateverijdm.com/sources and our amazing sponsors (without whom we could not continue to bring you FREE content) are at www.whateverijdm.com/our-sponsors Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Brought to you by Tracee (she/her) and Max (they/them). Welcome back, folx! We hope you all had a restful weekend.  It's our SWEET 16 and we are so happy to keep bringing you stories! This week, Max shares with us the Queering the Map project, a sort of google-ish interactive map that is decolonized, not heteronormative and not patriarchal. Catch a glimpse into how the world “does” queer by reading the map's experiences or submit your own at www.queeringthemap.com. Tracee shares terrible date experiences with “nice guys”....word of warning, if they have to convince you that they're nice, they may actually not be. Of course, we bring you only the finest profiles, stories, and craigslist ads. One super-mega asshole really wins Tracee's heart this week, Max shares a poetic recounting of one Craigslister's experience with hair removal before a date. Yeesh.For full sources visit: www.whateverijdm.com/sources Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome back folx, please enjoy our first listener submission and some silly mad libs! Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Brought to you by Max (they, them) and Tracee (she, her). Welcome back, folx! This week, Tracee finishes the second installment of mega-douche, also known as The Tinder Swindler. This man is finally found out and an international chase ensues, will they catch him? Many thanks to a listener for providing feedback about episodes 13 and 14, we are so humbled and appreciative to hear your experience. Max shares 3 facebook ads, one is an open letter to the many repondants that bot-replied to one man's hookup ad. Another is a wild story from a latenight Safeway worker, and the third ad contains the results of one Craigslister's social experiment. Unfortunately she/they did not receive any photos of roosters :( Our source material is listed at www.whateverijdm.com/sourcesOur sponsors are listed at www.whateverijdm.com/our-sponsorsPlease support businesses who support us so we can continue to bring you our show for FREE! :) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome back, Folx!Welcome to the episode featuring a screaming frog, a beautiful wedding, and noodle-less lasagna. This week we bring you the second half of Max's discussion about female-perpetrated IPV and its relevant implications in our lives and society. Because they spent so much time talking this week, Tracee has invited us back next week for her closing episode of the Tinder Swindler. Of course, we bring you only the most ridiculous profiles, including a handsome douchebag that gave Tracee her most recent 'like' on facebook dating. Max reads a few craigslist ads, including yet another (suprise!) douchebag who talks big game. Please visit our website for sources and sponsor links! PEACE :) Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome back, folx! This week, we have a couple doozies. Tracee tells us half of the spooky story of The Tinder Swindler... asshole extraordinaire. This globetrotter bamboozles innocent women and steals their money. Max begins the two part episode about female-perpetrated intimate partner violence. Disclaimer, we know this is an unpopular view of domestic violence. There's a lot to be said of a topic that goes largely ignored, or spoken of with inherent bias. And of course, we bring you this week's quirky profiles, a Ted Bundy who likes cleaning, and a cat snake(??). Enjoy!For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

 Welcome back, folx!! We are so happy to be back another week. On this episode, Max brings you the topic currently making headlines: Male Birth Control! Finally. But anyways, we talk about past attempts to create birth control for the male body, different studies done, and the most recent (as of WEDNESDAY 3/23) advancement. This topic is still developing, stay tuned for updates as they become available! Tracee gives us stories of first dates than ended in criminal charges. These are kooky, spooky, silly, willy-nilly, mischievous, drunk, and very Floridian. Remind us not to drink too much on a first date, and NEVER get into a stranger's van, no matter what they promise you is waiting inside. Max shares Bigfoot's personal ad from craigslist and a dating profile that is suspiciously specific. Tracee gives us a few other awful profiles- make sure to look on Instagram/Twitter if you want to see the full picture. Especially of the guy with the puppy and the gun(?).For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Welcome back, Folx! This is episode 11 and we are so happy you are with us. This week, Tracee celebrates the journey of parenthood with a shoutout to The Amazing Braiden, first time father and husband. :) This week's segment also discusses the ways in which having children has changed peoples' relationships and their experiences as new parents. Max regales us with many examples of failed romantic gestures, including one extravagant (yet unwanted) Kokuhaku gift. As we find out, it's not easy being cheesy and it's sure not easy being impulsively romantic! Tracee shares with us this week's Facebook Dating love interests, and we're sorry to say it, it was an unlucky week for profiles. Max reads some ridiculous Craigslist ads, including one man's journey to sell a really stubborn and inconvenient CD Player. For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Brought to you by Max (they, them) and Tracee (she/her). Now streaming on all major platforms!Welcome Back, Folx! This week we talk about Sologamy, the practice of marrying oneself....basically the EPITOME of everything we stand for. Max explains common arguments for/against sologamy and a brief history.Tracee regales us with an awkward first date story and shares the most awkward things that people have heard on their first dates. Word of advice, if you say, "I'm not ___, BUT..." then...most likely you are. Of course this week we bring you quirky profiles and some odd hookup ads. Amanda is a great name for a python, we think.Don't forget, we want to represent YOUR experience with dating! For free stickers: Send us your stories at:whateverijdm@gmail.com, Instagram: @whateverijdm, Twitter: @whateverijdmFor complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Introducing the world's best mocktails: https://curiouselixirs.com/Enter Code Whatever22 for 10$ off your purchase!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome back folx!We are rested and ready for a busy week! This weeks topics cover the asexual and aromantic spectrum while Tracee talks about esteemed influencer and TedTalks host Yasmin Benoit, who uses her platform to educate and give inclusive space and representation to aces all around the spectrum. Speaking of aces, ace cakes are available on the HungryMinis Etsy page!Max hosts a discussion about the history of the diamond market in the United States, essentially ruining the allure of diamonds for everyone (so thanks for that Max).And of course, our weekly quirky dating profiles and um...well... some pretty far out there craigslist ads.Brought to you by Max (they, them) and Tracee (she/her). Now streaming on all major platforms!Huge thank you to Nicky, our newest VIP Patron! You're amazing and we appreciate you so much!For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Brought to you by Max (they, them) and Tracee (they, them)Welcome back folx to another week of Whatever...I'll Just Date Myself!This week is a short one, some mad libs and laughs to hold youse over until next week. Congratulations to Tracee and family for welcoming a new life into the world

Welcome Back, Folx!This week is quite a ride, about as up and down as being on a boat on a really windy day. Speaking of which, Max tells the story of Jack and Amanda Teague, a married couple who made news headlines during every stage of their relationship. They explain Necrogamy, Posthumorous marriage and other spooky, witchy things. Also we love pirates but not Pirate Flags.  Tracee helps us this week by giving us an in-depth review of all the components of terrible dating profiles. It's a sort of No-No list, if you will. Thanks to Tracee, we now have a guide to creating our best bios! It's all about the angles, smiles and not showing off your collection of dead animals, babes!As usual, we bring you the very best of craigslist ad history and only the quirkiest gentlemen callers' profiles. News: We still have stickers available!! All you've got to do is email in your story, include your preferred name and pronoun, and somewhere you'd like us to send you a Thank-You package. :) Listen. You're not going to believe this but we are happy to announce the arrival of our online store! You can now rock a Whatever...I'll Just Date Myself hoodie! Remember, discounts on merch for our patreon subscibers. More apparell and products coming soon, stay tuned!For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome back, folx!This week Tracee delves deeply into the role that music can play in relationships. Whether it's a crush song, a breakup song, or a make-up song, we concur that music plays a large and vital role. We also discuss different sexytime songs and review a Spotify playlist. Part Two of Max's segment on Nature Vs. Nurture in relationships finally comes to a close. Tonight they discuss what it means to nurture a relationship, how this has been studied amongst social scientists, and what they've concluded the "key" to a successful relationship is. And also that you can be either a Master or a Disaster. And of course, we bring you goofy profiles (one incredibly douchey tool) and some cragislist gold. Note to self: Don't steal bikes, it's not nice. Now streaming on Apple podcasts, please rate and review! We really appreciate the visibility that comes with good reviews, so obviously give us 5 stars. Stickers available to the first 10 listeners who submit their story, experience, self care idea/recommendation, and Max is now accepting requests for bath snacks. :D Coming soon- shwaaaag for our patrons. Speaking of, we have patron tiers starting at 2$ a month, treat thyself.For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

This week on Whatever...I'll just date myself,  Max delves into relationships and how nature vs. nurture affects different aspects of how relationships progress and develop.  This is a two part series where they explore both perspectives.  Make sure to tune in next week for the second part of the conversation.  Tracee gives us 11 "rules" of dating today.  We give our opinions if these are good rules or more of a guideline that is good to follow.  As usual we bring you some quirky dating profiles, apple enthusiasts encouraged to participate.  Also, learn how to make a new type of noodle soup!For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome back everyone! We are so grateful and proud to announce that we have international listeners now. Hello, Japan! Hola, Spain!This week is a deep dive into the evolution of dating gameshows, 50 years of taking one's shot at finding love in front of an audience. We encounter a few stories of success, but mostly not, and one awful would-be date with a gameshow winner. We talk about the most common bad 'bedroom' habits that were brought to curious couples by Porn. (Some do's and don'ts of sex, but mostly don'ts). Tracee shares her worst Valentine's day date, although the food was good.. Note to self: Don't let anyone talk you out of going to a concert, and definitely don't punch people in the head over good seats. As usual, expect some discussion(/complaints) of past failed relationships, Max's infuriating experience at a metal show, and things we've learned about ourselves through such challenges. STICKERS NOW AVAILABLE! If interested, please message us on our platforms :)For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

On this weeks episode we talk about all the things people don't like talking about when it comes to sex.  Max gives us great ideas for unique first dates.  They stick with that theme and tell us some funny first date stories.  There's lots of laughs and of course a fart joke.  Don't forget to send us your date stories to whateverijdm@gmail.com for a free sticker!For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Welcome back listeners! This week we get to experience two magnificent dates from Tracee's past, debate the ethics of giving a dog a leg bone, and swoon over the guy in the jeep. We also talk about the #Date Me: An Ok Cupid Experiment , the story of Robyn Lynn Norris, who shares master tips on creating the perfect profile name. Speaking of profiles, there are some quirky ones this time. Featured small business: Hungry Minis.... listen if you like cake and gay things, or really any LGBTQIA2S+ colors/flags/banners, then this is the jewelery for you! Handmade with love and attention, these cake slices represent you and your community. I'll definitly be looking into some Pan-Cakes! :D Visit: https://www.etsy.com/shop/HungryMinisFor complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show

Welcome to our second bonus episode! Tonight we laugh about one couple's wild night, rediscover the monacle and top hat look, and try to make sense of popular LGBTQ non-profit acronyms!  To begin your own  podcast creation visit:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1886212Mad Libs: RuPaul Drag Race Mad Libs by Karl Marks and Nico MedinaAdult Mad Libs: Pride Edition by Karl MarksSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome baccccckkk! It's a new year and we are so happy to be back! This week on Whatever...I'll Just Date Myself, we discuss the basic safety rules of online dating and then definitely why they matter. We also discover new cultures and dating norms across the globe. And of course, we bring you this week's profiles and craigslist personals. Featured item: drink cup condoms you can find at www.mycupcondom.comFeatured shoutout: Ed Chastain, thank you for becoming our first patreon donor! For complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Hello everyone, welcome to our first Bonus Episode!In this episode, we discuss ways to meet people and read a genuine love story. This episode is shorter than you're all used to but we look forward to publishing another full length session of shenanigans next week. Happy New Year, we are so grateful for you. Perhaps this year will be full of fun surprises, new beginnings, and romance? Eh, maybe. But if it all just gets to be too annoying, WHATEVER , I'LL JUST DATE MYSELF!Sincerely , Max (they,them) and Tracee (she, her).Instagram: WhateverijdmTwitter: @whateverijdmPatreon: patreon.com/whateverijdmGmail: whateverijdm@gmail.comSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome to our first episode!! We are proud to  bring you an episode that explores the history of dating ads, old newspapers, legislation that changed the rules of the internet, silly dating profiles, a donkey with a bellhop hat, funny craigslist personals ads, and so much more!Brought to you by Tracee (she, her) and Max (they, them). Find us online: Instagram: WhateverijdmTwitter: @WhateverijdmPatroen: patreon.com/WIJDMpodcastSend us your stories at whateverijdm@gmail.comFor complete list of sources and sponsor links: check out https://www.whateverijdm.com/Get your curated Babe Box today, Babes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)

Welcome to Whatever...I'll Just Date Myself, where we talk about everything wrong with dating in the digital era. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/WIJDMpodcast)