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I don't have many unconditional requests from people out of life - but not engaging or advancing world war three - I had thought that was a pretty safe bet that sane, intelligent people would adhere to. Ultimately that proved not to be the case. Not because of the obvious logic of such a clear no-win scenario was so transparent that it was ignored, but because it turns out the powers that be governing our countries are neither sane nor intelligent.My second, backup unconditional request is that if it has to go down like this, that the appropriate people pay an unimaginable price. They say chaos gives birth to opportunity. I believe this, so I'm looking forward to the most wide open field of opportunity in our future to match the corresponding level of chaotic lunacy gripping the minds of the average NPC. Phillip cashed out of the market today - whatever that means to you

I want Jake Paul to lose as much as anybody but mostly for having this event on a friday night instead of a Saturday like white people. I might just quit early so I can go watch it. Besides, indians raping killing stealing and running half a billion dollar meth labs is everyday, every week, nonstop! It'll all be here next week and worse than ever. Mike Tyson may never fight again!  This stream feels like I'm having a birthday party but everybody in town will be at the cooler kid's birthday party anyway so since no one will really be watching, I might just go on insane unhinged tirades and threaten elected officials with exotic poisons or maybe challenge Maxime Bernier to a cage fight.

I tried to hide from the virtue signal diarrhea fest that is Remembrance day but escaping the blast radius of that level thermonuclear disrespectful cringe is nigh impossible. Meanwhile, Zion Don is back in full swing appointing the most aggressive war mongering zionists available to his cabinet while pushing popular domestic policy to placate the American people in advance of what is almost assuredly another major war. If that isn't of any interest, have you heard of the PPCindians? Canada's newest pro-india faction. Finally! Great! About time!

We knew the goblin salt mines would be plentiful and delicious but even Phillip was surprised at the emotional outbursts of the most mentally fragile people in world history. Not that we care - because at Diagolon industries, we KNOW that being fake - AND GAY - is the systems modus operandi and orange man or not, this monster is far bigger than all of us. Letting your guard down now is exactly what they want. Don't do it - or they'll sneak in past your defenses and try to put stuff in your butt while you're sleeping. Isn't that motivation enough?

You can't stop a circus this big so we might as well enjoy it for the absurd entertainment value. Who do you think will win the election, the talmud or the talmud? It's really of no long term consequence but one of the options comes with Ron Paul threatening the banks, RFK threatening big pharma, Elon threatening the government and now Alex Jones as a potential white house press secretary? You've got to hand it to the sanitarium staff - this is high level entertainment. I need to see Jones tear off his shirt and charge into the press gallery calling them cowards. I need this. America needs this.

FYMM Friday, armed with a new passport and identity to piggy back on Phillip is threatening to take his carnage across international borders. Which country has the least amount of indians in it now? India?

After many headaches, legal pressure, cursing and cartel like tactics of abduction government family members for leverage (phillips idea) the state has reluctantly been forced to issue me a passport. The next step is to pack several meals and sleeping gear to try my luck at the US border. If I'm barred there I will certainly be from at least 14+ other allied nation states but Phil likes an adventure and hes really keen to get at a warehouse in miami where he, quote, "forgot some stuff with some cubans, dont ask" The international beacons of bigotry must be lit, by hand if necessary! I'm interested to meet Phil's sicario and Sinaloa cartel connections. Aren't you?

We'll never get that smell out now, Phil. Thanks a lot, it stained right into the concrete somehow. There's lots of disgusting and horrifying developments ongoing and on the horizon but in a world meant to demoralize you into submission - finding ways to enjoy it and keeping a spiteful, cheeky attitude is more than just good for you health, it's the beginning stage of rebellion. Don't ever let them take your smile

Did you know that the worst Canadian that has ever lived is still superior to the best indian that has ever lived?  Join us for an evening of scientific discovery as Phillip practices live dissection of khalistani prisoners behind my social commentary on if the Conservatives have reached maximum gay or can another, larger, browner dildo still be implemented? Melissa "the rooster" Lantsman is optimistic!

Don't try to educate me about how to pull off a successful ambush! The taliban were excellent teachers in what not to do in that regard. Yeah it wasn't a fair fight, but so what? Seeing helicopter gunships do missile runs on people like a fire breathing dragon was pretty badass and I refuse to apologize for how awesome that was. None of this has anything to do with anything. Or is there a secret embedded code im using to communicate laterally across the nation in a covert effort at a co-ordinated simultaneous strike at a pre-determined time and place? There's no way to know, so you consult your local spergulators or CSIS for guidance.

It is.

The cost of living in Canada has never been higher and here I am living rent free in many tiny heads from the atlantic to the pacific. I'm going to have to start claiming these goblin ankle biters as dependents on my taxes

Uncle J brings you a 4.5+ hours unhinged mental breakdown of the highest order. This is the worst ragecast of all time.The fedposting alone is enough to put YOU in prison forever just for listening to it. Run! Before the spider sees you!

If they only knew how dumb they really are.

23 years ago today, on September 11th 2001, the people of the United States of America - specifically Ohio - didn't have to worry about their pets being eaten and children killed by haitian migrants.

0 days without seeing an indian doing something horrifying. The extreme tolerance stress test continues... At least they aren't eating out pets and wildlife like the Haitians in Ohio. ... so far, that we know of...

After careful consideration, I have decided to become worse.

Tucker did a bad thing! Now everybody knows about fat pig pisstank Churchill!  SHUT IT DOWN, HERSCHELL!

For just 9.99 a minute, you can fulfill all of your wildest racist fantasies by talking to a REAL bigot, near you!  Don't be alone - pick up the phoneeeee

Phil whispered he would take me home through a portal, I couldn't resist but he tricked me and tried to suck me into the Tron dimension again. I don't know why he likes it there, it's so lame but there's a woman there he's into. Anyway the last bit of the stream was annihilated after the cross rip in space fabric so now only the audio podcast listeners will know the truth about the end of the stream. What an incentive! Nobody cares.

Phil's using forbidden magic, witchcraft and mind control again. This is why I ask that you keep him distracted with drugs and women. His "creative" side, as he likes to call it, is far more..., genocidal, in the common sense.

If we just adopted a Judge Dredd approach to national policing, almost all of our problems would be resolved. It would be insanely violent, but they would be resolved.

My regular AI guys that make images accompanying the stream have the night off and I notoriously have no recollection of whatever it was I was just talking about so uh, yeah, enjoy... whatever this was.

This one just got weird, so... expect that.

We're using meth warriors. Don't make me tap the sign.

We are back, post tour debrief and gloat show. Making commies cry until they request MAiD.

How is Canada doing? Well, for starters, we've entrusted our national security to an old lady that's scared of loud noises. You'll have to come see us on tour to find out the rest. (It's a lot worse)

Homosexual child molesting hackers try to sabotage the broadcast but unlucky for them, I am trained in the art of net-jitsu. They couldn't stop us from having a great time absorbing the absolute lolcow memetrain that tommy robinson has become.

With crime so out of control, we really should start exploring some more... decisive measures? A Phillip Judge Dredd model, perhaps? Hey — do you want to get rid of this crap or not?! A moth attacked me tonight.  We worked it out though. We have moths now.

Phillip has been confirmed to be a haunted artifact from 'Needful Things', possibly sold directly into my care by the devil himself. Phil seems to have a bone to pick though and has a playful side to his fiery party-fueled wrath so we make it work. He is however, a terrible therapist.

When you find out that they're lying to you and hurting you on purpose - there's no going back.

Give me your money so I can fight for Can- I mean, build a luxury villa in a foreign country? All you PPC bros can apologize to Diagolon now and you should probably just concede our bullshit radar is the best in the game.

I don't know what a water baron is but it sounds important. The people of Calgary had better listen to him too if they want to have any water, they'd better find a way to get rid of Gondek! Some minor sperging about the moon and a substantially negative slant on people putting things in their butts and riding around naked. I also learned tonight that men can be possessed by  Donairs and the results don't sound particularly convenient.

Is it a disaster? Is it perfect? Is it a perfect disaster? Am I referring to the stream or the state of Canada? Both? Is it the same?  Will there be any periods or any other grammatical devices used to end sentences other than question marks? Is that a no? Is Phillip behind this? Yes.

Phillip has alerted me that the honkey train of nationalism has left the station and proliferating across the globe at breakneck speed. Meanwhile, the entire Canadian state is legitimately implicated in an unknown but allegedly deep pit of corruption and treason. If we listen to the talking head political figure multimillionaire murderers and thieves - there's nothing to worry about and everything is great. Don't pay attention to the entire nation being run by foreigners and traitors. Have you seen the Oilers, bud?! Dat McDavid is some hockey player!

If you're imagining there is no way that this picture is possibly relevant to the contents of the stream, you would be wrong. Are you new? It appears the entire country may have been sold out to foreign interests and not only is the conductor asleep at the wheel - he's indian and doesn't speak english.

Ya tried ya best kid. Ya did great, kid. You lost, horribly, in outrageous and unprecedentedly stupid fashion. You did exactly what you were supposed to do. Ya did great, kid. Thank you.

The freeDUMB circus carnival makes yet another mess for adults to clean up. Phillip describes his encounters with a demonic monster spider force of death at the center of the earth, the prime evil - and it eats babies and faces!  3/5 stars, might watch face eaten again.

Doug Ford gets tough and Phillip builds an army of temporarily resurrected ghost soldiers. As the nation is increasingly overwhelmed by migration, crime and inept leadership — the tipping point feels imminent.

The title says it all. You don't even want to open this.  Please don't. Well, I warned you.

Enormous lies and vast criminal conspiracies are being unraveled globally as the public races to catch up to reality in a record pace to discover the putrid spider monster at the center of it all, feasting on people. Phillip struggles against another Zio-Jesus for control of the world's people as two equally unhinged and unpredictable forces from the nether realm duke it out in Wembley stadium in front of the millions of oblivious sportsball bros who will almost definitely become casualties in the collateral damage. Some books featuring letters from world war two veterans contain some opinions that may surprise you. The Unknown Warriors by Nicholas Pringle: https://www.amazon.com/Warriors-Nicholas-Pringle/dp/1291129332

Canada will always be a wonderful and magical place! In fact, the land itself is so magically powerful that it transform people across the world who have never even stepped foot here INTO a Canadian! Just through dirt osmosis! Isn't that incredible?! What soil!  Hey, whats with all the killing? Oh well, we've got lots of door dash drivers now so it's great.  Everything is great.

Who says crime doesn't pay? Seems to be working out really well for everybody in positions of authority in Canada, at least. Phillip grows several sizes this night as the belief he is real begins to take flight! All the while, under his guile, endless Indians put our hearts and minds on trial!  All these nonsensical rhymes and other dark mysteries of the racist universe await inside this forsaken tome of bigotry but move quickly, especially if you aren't in your vehicle as you read this because if not — statistically — Indians are stealing it.

Phillip does NOT like communists but he is willing to take them up on a special one time offer of free helicopter rides over the Canadian shield to experience its glory and scenery. Who could resist! The in flight meal is actually just another Covid-19 booster shot but he told me he got his lessons from somebody.. some Spanish sounding name, I think in latin or south America? Probably not important.  Regardless, the communist threat is very real and must be addressed before it reaches power levels enough to start mass killing people - as it as sure to do.  It always does,

While unveiling Phillip's ambitious new game show idea, we learn that his past relationship with America, while glorious — may be slightly more complicated than we had first imagined. In math, we learn that Indians are very expensive and not worth the expense. Enjoy!

If things weren't weird enough, now we have a real life "Vigo" (Ghostbusters 2) painting to worry about inflicting its malevolent will on the world when the lunatic King of England eventually croaks. The continued assault on our people and homes continues as we are beholden to "slava" for the "chosen people" but the tide is really starting to come on in and Phillip and I are excited for a ... turbulent future.

Due to Phillips tireless efforts, the governments official "Rage Index" (yes, that is real apparently) is at an all time high. I'd like to take a moment to thank the entire community for this outstanding achievement.  One of my very first streams and over the years since i've liked to play and quote that famous blow-up scene from the film "The Network".  "Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!" Living the dream, Phil.

Of course Phil is in a beef with the sun — that's what they're hiding from you. There's always more to the story. Meanwhile we get robbed blind by the biggest, most selfish and weak dirtbags in world history in a ferris wheel of dark comedic disasters unfolding simultaneously. It's all so tiresome, but at the same time, so brilliantly absurd.

In a world so insane that a half crazed workplace cartoonist is more trusted to have a rational human understanding of reality than our multi millionaire 'elected' officials -- you have to be drunk and on drugs not to see it. A lot of people are drunk and on drugs.

As we wait the inevitable explosion into civil unrest and war in Ireland like several other hotspots in Europe where, stunningly, the people don't enjoy being raped and murdered to oblivion — in Canada our state has spent the past 10 or so days obsessing over "Diagolon" to distract away from the absolute dumpster fire this place has become. India is gross, also.