13th & Elm

For the LAST EPISODE OF 13TH & ELM we decided to watch a movie that parodies horror movies, Scary Movie. "What's your favorite scary movie?" Hopefully one we watched and covered over the last 1.5 years. Anyway, for one last time, listen to us stumble, mumble, and yell over each other while we watch Scary Movie. Press play with us and buckle up. Thank youuuuuuuu anyone who watched and supported us along this journey.

Tune in this week for the last regular episode of 13th & Elm. That's right folks, the end is near, but before we get there you have to get through this episode where we discuss The Shining. Stanley Kubrick's horror classic is over 40 years old and known as one of the greatest horror movies ever made. Kubrick's harsh directing methods aside, the impact of this film cannot be ignored. How will the guys feel about it? Will they stay on track? Tune in next week while we do a watch-a-long episode for Scary Movie for our last episode ever. It will be insane. Thank youuuuuu!

This week the guys (and a special guest!) discuss the adored, 1974 horror comedy from Mel Brooks, Young Frankenstein. With an all star cast this movie is sure to hold up after almost 50 years right? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for our second to last episode ever, and its one of the all time greats, you do not want to miss these last few episodes! Thank youuuuuuu

This week was Rob's pick so vampires incoming! Sexy, long-haired, A-list vampires in fact. That's right, this week we watched the 1994 vampire drama, Interview With The Vampire. A well known and loved movie by Rob and Mykel and a first time watch for Bill. Will this 28 year old movie live up to its name? Did it deserve to be the box office hit it was? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for Bill's pick (hint: 70s horror comedy by one of the greatest!) featuring a special guest! Thank youuuuuuu!

That's right folks! Its the second annual Elmises award show. This insanely professional awards show gives out Elmies in tons of fun categories such as best gore, best effect, best nudity, and more! The eligible movies are all the films the guys watched this season for the show. You do NOT want to miss what our favorite and our least favorite moments of the season were. Listen to the end to see which film kicks off the final season of the podcast, season 4, the morgue door season.

The guys do a holiday special! Woo! And its right on time! That's right elmers, this week the guys watched and discussed the slasher redefining early 70s classic from Bob Clark, Black Christmas. This movie is often referred to as the best Christmas horror movie, will the guys agree? Listen to find out, and tune in next week for the second annual Elmies Award Episode! Thank youuuuuu!

This week the guys discuss the sexy science accurate gore fest known as Re-Animator! This movie is often discussed amongst the best of the best 80s campy horror flicks, but will the guys agree? Will just one moment of silence for Barbara Crampton be enough? Will the Elmers get another end of the year awards ceremony? Maybe a holiday special? Listen to find out! Thank youuuuuuuuuu!!!!

This week the guys discuss the 2008 Swedish vampire film, Let The Right One In. The love story between Oskar, an outcast kid with no one to turn to, and Eli, a mysterious new neighbor, is a very well received film in the horror community, but will it live up to 13th & Elm's unrealistic standards? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for Mykel's pick (hint: 80s sexy gorey masterpiece). Thank youuuuuuu!

This week the guys talk about the 1990 creature feature horror comedy, Tremors. This movie was a big part of all our childhoods and a fond memory of horror. But will it hold up 32 years later? Will cowboy Kevin Bacon still be sexy? Will Reba still be a badass? Will it still be a fun movie? Listen to find out. Tune in next week for Bill's pick! (Hint: a foreign flick that is Rob's go-to genre). Thank youuuuu!

To celebrate Thanksgiving the guys traveled to the planet Mars to repopulate and attempted to find a movie as exploitive, horrific, disturbing, and violent as the holiday itself. That's right, for the holiday the guys review Cannibal Holocaust, the 1980 Italian Cannibal horror film from Ruggero Deodato, featuring the impeccable music of Riz Ortolani. The movie is considered to be one of the most controversial movies ever made, will we agree? (***Spoiler: yes, we agree. This movie features real, on screen, animal deaths, graphic depictions of torture and rape, and more. This movie/episode is not for the faint of heart***). Tune in next week for Rob's palate cleanser pick. (Hint: its an American film made 10 years after Cannibal Holocaust that is SEXY and FUN and SLIMY). Thank youuuuuuuu!

The guys were able to escape their kidnapper and flee to South Korea to review the 70s classic, The Omen. Will this religion packed devil origin story hold up almost 50 years later? Listen to find out! Tune in next week when we review Cannibal Holocaust (1980) for Thanksgiving! Thank youuuuuuuuu!

This week the guys were kidnapped and forced to watched 1992's The Lawnmower Man. This insane movie was meant to be an adaptation of a Stephen King short story but a whole different script was used leading to multiple lawsuits, and one crazy, awful, offensive, outdated film. Listen to find out if the guys survive this kidnapping and ultimately what they thought of the "film". Tune in next Sunday the 20th for our next episode! Thank youuuuu

The Halloween Blitz finally comes to an end as the guys discuss The Hunger (1983), The Changling (1980), Visitor Q (2001), Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter (1974), and Halloween Ends (2022). Look forward to a special surprise with next weeks episode as the pod returns to "normal". Thank youuuuu!

The Halloween Blitz continues another week as the guys discuss Snowtown (2011), The Carmilla Movie (2017), Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962), Uzumaki (2002), The Batman vs Dracula (2005), The Creature From The Black Lagoon (1954), and Uninvited (1988). Tune in next week while we review the final 5 movies of the month! Thank youuuuuuuuuu

The madness continues as the guys discuss 7 more horror movies for week 3 of the 2022 Halloween Blitz. This week the movies were A Nightmare on Elm Street III (1987), Dracula 3D (2013), Rigor Mortis (2014), Vamp (1986), Ernest Scared Stupid (1991), Shadow of the Vampire (2000), and The Stanford Prison Experiment (2015). Will the guys be able to stay on topic while recording near Bourbon Street in New Orleans? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for week 4 of the blitz where we will, again, review 7 movies! Thank youuuuuu

Its week 2 of the 2022 Halloween Blitz which means 7 movies get reviewed by the horror experts known as the 13th & Elm boys AKA Rob, Mykel, and Bill. This week the guys are in Salem, MA and they jump all over the place, reviewing Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006), The Loved Ones (2009), Nosferatu (1922), Blade II (2002), Hotel Transylvania (2012), A Field in England (2013), and Only Lovers Left Alive (2013). Tune in next week for the review of 7 more movies that cover every corner of the horror genre! Thank youuuuu!

In the first episode of the 2022 Halloween Blitz the guys cover 5 movies: Ring (1998), Noriko's Dinner Table (2005), A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2015), From Hell (2001), and The Toolbox Murders (1978). How did the first week go? Will Rob, Mykel, and Bill agree on any of the 5?! Listen to find out! Tune in next week for part 2 when we review 7 more movies! Thank youuuuuu

This week the guys are on site at a Waffle House to announce the 31 films we will be watching and reviewing throughout the spooky month of October! Listen to find out what are picks were and what to expect next week, for our Halloween Blitz episode #1! Thank youuuuu

This week the guys went to the woods for a camping trip and figured this would be the perfect movie to watch and review in the middle of the woods! Will this nostalgic found footage film hold up after 20+ years. Will the low budget effects and acting techniques work for Rob, who watched this for the first time? Will we get attacked by bears? Listen to find out! Tune in next week when we announce the 30 movies for the 2022 Halloween Blitz! Thank youuuuu

This week the guys watch and discuss the notoriously graphic, disturbing, and refreshing vampire flick, Thirst, directed by Park Chan-wook (Oldboy, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, Lady Vengeance) and starring Song Kang-ho (Parasite, Memories of Murder, The Host, Snowpiercer). Will this twisted vampire love story steal the hearts of Rob, Mykel, and Bill? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for a special on location (in the woods) watch and review of The Blair Witch Project (1999)! Then after that....Halloween blitz is back and better than ever! Watch out for our special episode where the 30 movies are picked and announced! Thank youuuuuuu

The guys try hard to stay on track while discussing Guillermo Del Toro's early 2000s horror drama set during the Spanish Civil War. This is a gorgeous film that is much more than a "ghost story", it is stuffed with allegory, metaphors, and a bunch of cultural references (that we don't get) that make it a movie that is so beloved by audiences everywhere. Listen as we unravel the story and also go off the rails completely (per usual). Next week is Rob's pick which means one thing - Vampires! (Hint: its a gory Korean take on the subject). Tune in next week for that episode! Thank youuuuu!

This week the guys discuss the cult horror comedy flick based on the book by Bram Stoker, The Lair of the White Worm. This vampire worm cult movie is absolutely nuts, but will it check off the boxes of three of the pickiest horror fans around? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for Mykel's pick! (Hint: its an early 2000s ghost story directed by one of the greats)

It was Rob's pick this week so you already know its a vampire flick. This time its the academy awarding winning Bram Stoker's Dracula directed by the one and only Francis Ford Coppola and containing an absolutely stacked cast featuring Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Keanu Reeves, Anthony Hopkins, Cary Elwes, and more (and more). Will this Vampire classic satisfy the cinephile/bookworm that is Mykel, the Vampire/Lore Master that is Rob, and the Gorehound/Nudity Connoisseur that is Bill?! Listen to find out! And expect our episodes on Thursdays instead on Saturdays from now on. Deal with it Elmers! Tune in next week for Bill's pick! (Hint: Late 80's horror comedy featuring THE British heart throb).

This week, the guys discuss the breakout film from David Robert Mitchell, It Follows. This movie is widely considered a modern classic that tackles some relevant issues. Will this slow-burn, fresh psychological horror flick satisfy the needs of the pod? Listen to find out! Tune in mid-week next week for Rob's pick! (Hint: Vampires). Thank youuuuuuu!

This week the guys discuss an early 2000s cult mystery about a detective investigating a strange string of suicides. This movie is full of metaphor and leaves a lot of things unanswered. Does Sion Sono (Strange Circus, Cold Fish, Tokyo Gore Police, Prisoners of Ghostland) deliver another J-horror classic or does it fall flat? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for Mykel's pick! (Hint: its less than 10 years old and many consider it a modern horror classic". Thank youuuuu! (**Content warning: this film talks about and depicts suicide, violence against children, violence against women, and sexual violence**)

The boys are back this week to discuss Tobe Hooper's mid 80's sexy space vampire alien zombie flick. This movie is great because you get 15 different movies all rolled into one! See what the guys think of this erotic take on terror in space (but mostly London). Tune in next week for Bill's pick! (Hint: early 2000s extreme Japanese cult horror). Thank youuuuuuu!

The boys are back this week with another sexy 80s camp movie! Will this boob-filled cult classic be a hit among the three most difficult to please horror fans in the world? Listen to find out. Tune in next week for Rob's pick! (Hint: its a British movie from the 80s that takes place very far away)

This week the guys watch and discuss a 80s cult classic featuring the scream queen herself, Linnea Quiqley. Will this sexy gorefest become a new favorite or fall flat? Mykel's pick is next week and stays on theme. Listen to find out what it is and check in next Friday for that episode!

This week was Rob's pick which means it's Vamp time baby! That's right, this week the guys discuss one of the most well known Vampire movies ever made starring James Woods. Will this be the vampire flick that finally wins over all of us? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for Bill's pick: a sexy, gory 80s cult classic! Thank youuuuu!

To kick off season 3, the guys decide to try and do their first watch along episode for the insane horror/comedy that is Tammy and The T-Rex. It has been 10 weeks since we have all been together to record, which means this one REALLY goes off the rails. Sit back, pull up the flick, and watch along with us.

This week the guys discuss the body horror psychological horror film from the twisted mind of David Cronenberg, The Brood. Will this early Cronenberg mind-fuck satisfy the three most stubborn horror fans ever? Listen to find out! NOTICE: The boys are going on a 10-week hiatus to take a break from the pod and enjoy the new season of The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs, but do not be saddened by this, for we will return stronger, more handsome (think Chris Sarandon), more opinionated and better than ever.

Feast was promised to be a 90-minute creature feature gorefest. Will the guys agree with this? Will the guys agree with the hype surrounding this early 2000s new cult classic? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for Mykel's pick!

This week was Rob's pick which means one thing: vampires. This time it is Near Dark, the horror/western directed by academy award-winning director, Kathryn Bigelow. Will the presence of Bill Paxton and Lance Henriksen be enough to sway Bill and Mykel into liking a romantic vampire western? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for Bill's pick (gore guaranteed)

This week the guys discuss the bonkers 6th installment of Godzilla. It's the 60s, it's Honda-era Godzilla, it's an insane American collaboration, it's got Godzilla dances, it's got human aliens, it's got saucers on strings, it's got technology that will blow your mind. Overall, it's a fun watch which means a hilarious podcast! Tune in next week for Rob's pick!

This week the guys discuss the disturbing drama from director Michael Haneke (known mostly for writing/directing both 1997's and 2007's "Funny Games). This movie frequently appears on lists that contain the most disturbing movies ever made. Does it deserve to be on that list? Does it need more Egypt shots? Listen to find out. Tune in next week for Mykel's pick!

This week, the guys review the sex-fueled, 40s remake of Cat People, as selected by Rob. Will this incest-themed soap opera sex-fest be enough to satisfy the picky gentlemen of 13th & Elm? Tune in next week for an effed up movie pick from Sweet Bill

This week the guys discuss the first feature-length film, directed and written by Rose Glass. Will this religious slow-burn psychological thriller satisfy the three hard-to-please horror fans? Listen and find out! Tune in next week for a new review!

This week the guys discuss the brand new creature feature film from Scott Cooper. Mykel knows the setting, Rob knows the lore, Bill knows nothing. Will they be able to stay on topic? Tune in next week for another hilarious movie review.

In a shocking turn of events, Rob picked a vampire action-horror flick for us to watch and review. This time around its Blade, the 1998 Wesley Snipes film packed full of the Oedipus complex and, of course, blood. Tune in next week for another review!

This week, the guys discuss the Cronenberg body horror 80s classic, The Fly. Will Jeff Goldblum's disgusting transformation and Geena Davis be enough to get everyone going?

This week, the guys discuss Peter Jackson's gore-filled cult classic, Dead Alive. Will this blood-drenched horror-comedy be enough to satisfy the guys? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for another discussion!

This week the guys discuss the 1987 star-studded horror rom-com, The Witches of Eastwick. Will three dudes who grew up in the 90's love or hate this feel-good flick? Listen to find out! Tune in next week for a new review and discussion!

In the first episode of season 2, the guys talk (argue) about the polarizing, bat-shit crazy, Japanese Horror-Comedy, House.

In the last episode of season 1, the guys hold their own, extremely organized and professional awards ceremony. Listen to us argue, and yell about such categories of best male performance, best kill, best gore, best nudity, worst one-liners, and more! Season 2 starts next week, listen till the end to find out what movie the first episode of season 2 will be on!

The 2008 French extreme horror flick, Martyrs, is a very divisive film amongst horror fans. Will the group agree on a 13 year old torture French extreme torture horror film? Probably not! Come back in a few weeks when we present the "Elmers" - a made up award episode where we discuss (and argue) our favorites of 2021 - favorite kills, best nudity, best first viewing, worst acting - it's all gonna be covered so do not miss it!

The guys discuss a modern classic that present a different, more gruesome take on Vampires. We all know that Rob is the vamp lover of the group, so will the gore in this movie be enough to win over Bill and Rob's heart? Listen and find out! Tune in next week for our review of the French extreme film, Martyrs.

Rob was not a fan of Tobe Hooper's 70s classic, but will the insane "sequel" win him over? TCM2 came out a whole 12 years after the original and adapts to the more silly, campy nature that horror films in the 80s possessed. What do you think of this crazy movie? Let us know! Tune in next week for our discussion on 30 Days of Night!

For Thanksgiving, the guys watch and discuss the 2008 cult horror film, ThanksKilling. Will the film's modest $3,500 budget be enough to entertain Bill, Mykel, and Rob? Definitely not. Tune in next week for our discussion of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 2 (1986)!

The guys watch and discuss the early 90s Stephen King film, Sleepwalkers. This weird vampire flick is filled to the brim with cats, incest, and horror cameos, leaving Mykel, Rob, and Bill PLENTY to gush about. Tune in next week for our Thanksgiving episode where we cover Thankskilling (2008)!

Part 2! The guys review the last 16 movies watched in October for just 5 minutes each!

Like many horror fans, the guys decided to each pick 10 movies (and all agree on one) to watch 31 horror movies in the month of October. This 31 Days of Horror special features 5 minute reviews on all 31 movies. Part 1 is movies #1-#15