3AM Thoughts

Now that we've been introduced to Neon's whole family, now lets take a look at his favorite "teacher", Soy Soy! However, Soy Soy is NOT a teacher, I mean kinda he's a kung fu sensei, but what he TRULY does for a living is run the local restaurant, 'Soy Soy's Chinese Tacos'. This one son-of-a-gun runs a pretty bizarre restaurant, in fact so bizarre, you're nor allowed to eat with anything else but your feet! But amongst other things, Something fishy is going on, and it's not Soy Soy's cooking....tune in to see what happens!

Now that we've met Neon Firecracker, why not get to know his really rad Mexican brother from Boston? As we get to hear what this wicked bro has to say, he also shares his side of the great escape from Big Mofo. This dude's all sorts of cool, as long as your definition of cool fits exactly to his preferences.

Before we finally introduce Mr. Bill to his bastard son, and certainly after Bob Fartley ripped up about him on NEWSFLASH, we finally get to meet the man himself. The only 35 year old in the 3rd grade, the wielder of humongous ears and a gaping mouth that can fit 14 cats, it's Neon Firecracker! Today we get to hear the story about this guy who escaped from the clutches of Big Mofo......after he tells us about what happened in school that same day......hooray.......

Asiago and 3AM Thoughts bring to you new show bought onto the channel, NEWSFLASH with Bob Fartley. This failure of a news reporter turned principal of Elite Elementary shares his thoughts on the menace who has ruined his career in more ways than one, the 35 year old 3rd grader, Neon Firecracker. 

Sup internet, this is ya boi, Asiago! On today's show, Im gonna tell ya an odd story about my first experience at a pizza place called Spanky's, involving Uncle Larry, an ancient Norse god in the fragile body of a little dog, and an endless amount of paper! 

Sup y'all, dis iz ya boi, da juan, da only, DA GREAT OOGiLY MOOGiLY!!!! Nah fam, just playin', it's me, Asiago. On today's podcast, we have not one, not two, but THREE special guests on this show. Starting with returning guest, Chad, we talk for awhile, until other returning guest, Mr. Nobody drops in. Then much later on, we debut a new guest on the show, Blackberry Panda!

If watching One Piece has taught me anything, it's that your greatest treasure are the people that you hold dear, and the times you have to spend with them. Surely for me, one of my greatest treasures is my small circle of friends, the bonds we have, and the many adventures we have together.

Coming back from a multi week break, before I get back where I left off, I grab the mic and rant about technology and briefly hit up on some life updates. 

Sup Y'all, this is yo boi, Asiago, kicking the year off with a bang, quite a few of them actually. Mr. Bill's in huge debt, and trigger-happy gang leader Big Mofo wants his money back. With blood-thirsty psycho Alex the Fox by his side, will Mr. Bill survive long enough to be able to see his son, or will the terror-two bust him up to oblivion? Tune in to find out!

Hey y'all it's ya ranting boi, Asiago, coming back atcha with another stupid argument. Of what exactly? Nothing complicated or important really, just why on God's GREEN earth people mistake PURPLE as RED, and GREEN as WHITE!!!???!

Sup Y'all, we three trees are atcha again with some more of our favorite theories about Spiderman*, Robots, and lest we forget....ALIENS! Tune in to hear all about it. *Spoilers for No Way Home from 9:31 - 20:51

Sup Y'all, this is ya boi Asiago with a couple of guests up in here! Firstly, we have our returning guest l, the man with all the theories, Mr. Nobody! As well, we have a new voice on the show, the music artist known as Electric Bacon! On tonight's show, we talk about all kinds of random shit surly to interest your listening holes!

Sup Y'all, it's ya boi Asiago back atcha again with some more dreams! I made this podcast like right after waking up at 6:30ish in the evening, so I may sound a bit slurred or whatever, but on the good side, I was at least able to remember my dreams for more than 2 seconds after waking up so I could tell ya about them!

He strikes back of the end of the season, you know him, you love him, you've even made memes about him....it's CHAD!!!!! Tonight, we talk about a variety of mental based topics, from the psychology of a criminal to psychological warfare!

Sup all Y'all, it's ya boi, Asiago, back atcha once more with a side adventure. Last Mr. Bill episode, Bill was unfortunately taken by Big Mofo and his gang of rag tags, without leaving a trace of where they were heading. How will we find him? Will it be through magic? Science? Santa Clause?!?!?!!! Tune in to find out!

So alot has changed in my life, big, small, good, and many other life changing turnabouts have formed in the last year. Yet none of it could have happened if it wasn't for an important, as well as very depressing, plot point in my life as I grow into the man God needs me to develop into.

Sup guys, this be yo boi Asiago back atcha again. This time around, we're taking Mr. Bill (by force) to see his 'wonderful' little sister.......... Aint Noma

HOLA! On today's show, we're taking it back. Back to the streets? No. Back to the future? No. Back in black? still no. We're taking it to the backroom! Dez Mon takes his swing at roasting the hell outta Store Manager Bill, and Juanny Chancho eventually steps into the fiesta while I'm too busy throwing the truck. 

Howdy Y'all!!! As I keep having things to do, I have yet another guest, Uncle Larry, interview our reoccurring guest, Uncle Bill! Well, one thing's for sure, they indeed did take the show to the streets and brought it to places this show has never been before, despite this, I'm still pissed that Uncle Larry invited his Diet Coke addicted buddy over while I was out! 

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Sup Y'all, it's yo boi Asiago back at cha again on the podcast, this time around I bring along my EPIC twin bro (you might know him from his You Tube series on XFLiX). On tonight's episode, we roast the living snot outta the worst substitute teacher we've ever had, Mr. Bill (who's also on today's podcast because why the hell not?)

So 7 years ago, I was smart, so smart in fact that I had built an entire secret lab where I performed alot of experiments at. One of those experiments led to my best friend turning into the greatest super hero the tri-city area had ever seen, Rice Man!

So tonight we have a special guest with us, straight outta one of my favorite burger chains, Jack in the Box (or as Uncle Larry likes to call it, Gag in a Bag). Tonight's topic sure is a scary one, it's the big P (don't get dirty ideas now). Yep, thats right, we're talking about POLITICAL "FAKSSS"!!!

Sup y'all, on today's podcast I give y'all some FHACKZ on this magical place of edible wonders called Foodtown, and all the zoology involved. In addition I cover my grand idea to feed the homeless, and discuss how these melatonin drinks give me supremely odd dreams! 

Segwaying from my facts about aliens, we have a visitor from Planet X and his human subject- I mean interstellar partner in crime, Chuzzy who was abducted- I mean brought alongside HiLow in their interplanetary quest to find a home in their lives as illegal aliens.

Yo, so tonight I spit glorious "facts" about technology, how it works, and where it's going (kinda like that podcast a few episodes ago, except 58% more true). and to slide into our next charactercast, we also talk about aliens, and how tasty they must be!

Unfortunately, we have no "facts" tonight. BUT on the bright side, we have a little question to answer (look at the damn title)! To answer this question from my perspective, I use an example from Octopath Traveler (spoilers!) to help illustrate it.

So using my time machine app (lol, this is a future joke in my next,next podcast, time travel jokes are funny), I set out into the future and found my 51 year old self broadcasting this 'old' podcast on the radio, and I knew I just HAD to record it so I wouldn't actually have to record tonight! Anyways, I start off with a little rant about driving, then proceed to give you straight, unfiltered, unaltered, and unfabricated FHAKTX ("facts") about ghosts, and not just the spooky kind!

Oh Boy! It's 3AM and we have special guest, Caleb making his return as he talks about the cool and creepy tech of tomorrow and how they'll change the world around us!

It's ya boi Asiago on 3AM Thoughts, and today Imma tell ya some hard hittin' "FACTS" (No BS) about a functional alcoholic who could fix anything, and my talking dogs who only speak when my parents aren't around. 

In my time working at the Wonderful World of Wally, I've encountered many strange and freaky things. Fact is that the workplace, is no normal place, so today I'm bringing you the "BS-Free facts" all about it!

So we start off today's podcast with a little rant about the country/millennial neighbor revving up their engine, BUT after that, we proceed on facts about nutrition facts and how they're actually nutrition lies, what an isekai is and what falls in the category, and what the hell music can do to a man!

Here's your boi, Asiago coming back atchya with some more "miNd-bOGgLiNg fAcTs" 'bout why faces appear so different from one another, how power was invented, what the rich do, and the utter importance about toilets!

WARNING: THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE BLACK CLOVER ANIME, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!! Sup y'all, today I get to nerd out on one of my most favorite animes, Black Clover! More specifically, I wanna talk about the magic powers in the show and share some of my thoughts and theories about them.

In the walk of every Christian, there's always gonna be trials and tests we must endure, whether they're from God or the world around us. However these struggles and troubles we face aren't without reason, they serve as necessary (sometimes critical) character development and to further God's glory. It's a topic most Christians sway away from due to the very exposing nature of it, well that's when I come in and tell you all about my latest and oddly the shortest, battle I've faced against God. 

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, this is ya boi Asiago back atchya again on 3AM Thoughts, and for the first time in a while, we have special guest, Chad from the podcast of the same name. Tonight we bring you facts about life, the books that help you through them, and the inspiration that come out of them.

Sup Y'all, welcome to season 4 of 3AM Thoughts!!! To kick off this new season, I'll be introducing this season's theme, FACTS! No BS, no lies, all straight up completely truthful...."facts"!!! Today I tell you "facts" about my traumatic experience with a couple of lesbian hackers that nearly ruined my life, and later "facts" about the most obese security guard with a little surprise. 

Whoo boy, do I have a treat for you, tonight's guest is a furry who's not afraid to dish out his fury! From his mental instability, to his multiple crimes, hear what this angry son-of-a-gun has to say!

Y'know the drill, I was too lazy to recall all I've talked about. So here ya go. 

Sup y'all, this be your boy Asiago back at ya again with another dream story! This time, it's action packed retardation!

I've met many interesting kids on the playground as a kid, but none of them were quite like Bubba, the White Ni

God, do I hate school zones! I mean sure, they're just small little inconveniences, but they're annoying nonetheless!!!

When I was young, I was dumb. I'm a little older now, still dumb, but now I know it. These are some of my dumbest stories from my days growing up in elementary and middle school. 

Bruh, that retreat thing turned out to be alot more than I thought. It was actually pretty damn sweet ngl, and lemme tell ya, the Holy Spirit was [V I B I N G]!

Yeah so today I briefly discuss some things, the main thing being this damn church retreat I'm being dragged to However though, it is not all in vain, while everyone wants to be all secretive and shady about what goes on at the retreat, I have a plan to infiltrate it and reveal all its secrets on here and everywhere I can post, so stay tuned!

Sup, this is your boy, Asiago, and tonight I have a couple of guests on the show, Pumba, Dez Mon, and....UNCLE LARRY??? What should've been a completely different podcast full of various topics, turned into an hour long argument of where we wanna eat, and all the weirdo names and stories Uncle Larry has for all of them. 

Sup Ya/ll, it's been a while, but I still got style! Oh boy I got some new content for you, tune in to tonight's episode to see what's new!

You learn something new everyday. Like how a little bit of Arctic wind can change a community, how there exists a 'party size' option for dog treats, and that the world is a lot bigger than you think.

I don't like birds. Like, I REALLY don't like birds, and I hate robots as well. Nah, I'm not talking about that 2006 movie, I'm talking about actual real life robotic retards. Tune in to tonight's episode to hear about it!

On tonight's episode, I would like to introduce a new segment of the show called 'HOW DOES THIS CONNECT', where basically I get a list of random words and somehow throw them together in a story like fashion. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Y'know, it's one thing to not wanna argue with anyone, it's a whole other thing to TRY NOT to argue with someone! On this episode of 3AM Thoughts, surprise guest, Polar Blast, tests my ability to put up with BS, no matter how insane or idiotic it is.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app