A Hot Mess

It's just incredible to think that we are just a couple days from 2025. May the new year bring you everything you didn't get in 2024. On today's episode, we discuss our plans for the new year. We also go into phone etiquette and social media etiquette and how we navigate both. If you have any comments on this episode or any previous episode or suggestions on what you would like for us to talk about in the new year. Please feel free to reach out to us via our socials or send us a voicemail or text to our hotline at 310-494-6811

Christmas is so near. We hope you have a wonderful holiday if this is the holiday you celebrate. If not, we hope you have a great Wednesday away from all the annoying music that has been playing all month. On today's episode we talk about Holiday movies we can't miss, the looming Tiktok ban and whether it will actually happen, Girl Meets World, the new Superman, book to film adaptation and recommendations, streaming services and more. If you have any comments on today's episode or suggestions on what we should talk about, reach out to us via socials or send us a voicemail or text message via the hotline at 310-494-6811

We are already half way through December and mere days away from 2025. On today's episode, we talk briefly about high school memories and high school reunions. We talk about old relationships, maintaining relationships with former in-laws, religion talk and wrap up with movie talk. If you have any comments or questions about this episode you can reach out to our socials or send a voicemail or text via the hotline at 310-494-6811

I hope everyone prayed over their turkey this Thanksgiving. Especially if you had a Butterball(IYKYK), On today's episode, we discuss what has been going on with "family vlogger" Nurse Hannah, we discuss exactly how much money OnlyFans creator, Sofia Rain, is making, and finally we go into new shows and old shows we are watching. If you have any input on this or any other episode and you would like to share, Please reach out to us on our socials or send us a voicemail or text to the hotline at 310-494-6811

Thanks for everyone who has reached out to check on us as we went on a bit of an unplanned hiatus. We appreciate everyone who did. On today's episode we just do some catching up and discuss what has been going on in our worlds and why we missed some time from dropping new episodes. We hope you had a wonder start to the holiday season. If you have any comments on this or any episode, Feel free to reach out to us via the Hot Mess instagram or Tiktok, send Monica a DM(because Ernesto is #NoDMs) or leave us a voicemail or text via the hotline at 310-494-6811

If you haven't yet, be sure to make time to vote before tomorrow. On today's episode, we get a health update, talk about the origins of a very common phrase, spend a lot of time(for no apparent reason) talking about Monica's boobs, body pillow talk, reminding guys to change their bed sheets, not your ordinary type of fishing, make sure you get tested, Monica's "balls" cravings, get out and VOTE, being comfortable with who you are and we talk about walking down the witches road. If you have an comment on this episode or any other, please feel free to send us a voicemail or text via the hotline at 310-494-6811

There is NO WAY we are already crossing into November. This year in almost over. Unreal!!! On today's episode, Noticeably, Monica is not here today, she was under the weather so it was a solo show. The topic of women changing their name was discussed. A comedian making, tasteless jokes at a Trump rally. We talk the World Series and a couple of stories of people missing the BIGGEST homerun in World Series history, a little more sports talk and discuss having some guests on some future episodes. If you any comments on this episode or any previous episodes or suggestions for topics you would for us to discuss, reach out via the hotline with either a text or voicemail at 310-494-6811

We are well into the time of the year everyone has been waiting for. Pumpkin spice season. Don't forget to smell your candles before you leave the house. On this episode, we have the official baby announcement, we talk about what's been going on in our lives(not the best times), have some pet talk, we get into the ongoing saga with the blue check mark Tiktok creators, and we have a conversation about people who bring infants to theme parks(we have big thoughts on that). If you would like to give feedback or suggest a topic, feel free to reach out on our socials or send us a voicemail or text via the hotline at 310-494-6811

It is absolutely unbelievable that we are only two months away from 2025. Someone needs to hit the .05 speed button to keep from the year flying by. On today's episode, we talk about misinformation about the hurricane relief, some movie/tv talk, the phenomenon that is child to adult celebrities, some book talk, and why idolizing a celebrity/influencer is a bad idea. If you would like to leave us feedback on this or any other episode or have a suggestion on something you would like for us to talk about, please feel free to send us a voicemail or text message via the hotline at 310-494-6811

Happy September, Which means it's practically October, in other words Happy New Year!!! On today's episode we talk about the Presidential debate and the upcoming election. We also go into what influence celebrities have and much more. if you want to provide feedback or have any topics you would like for us to discuss. Please reach out via the hotline at 310-393-6811 with a text or a voicemail

Happy Monday. We hope you are NOT in a massive heatwave like we are in. if you had plans to come to southern California this week, TURN BACK!!!! We are currently stuck on the broil setting. On today's episode, we discuss the vegan lifestyle. We go into documentaries on how you can learn more about factory farming. What going vegan really entails and the really dark side of activism in the community. If you have any comments on this or any other episode, please reach out to us via the hotline at 310-494-6811

It is unbelievable to think we are 3/4 done with 2024. Yet we still have so much to talk about. On today's episode, we talk about how pointless homework is, how it really does take a village to raise a child, the unintentional traumatization of a teenager, getting ready for Halloween season and the haunted mazes, how sometimes you just need to eat a whole cucumber and a name has finally revealed itself for the tortoise. If you have any question or comments, feel free to reach out any time to the hotline at 310-494-6811

Happy Monday.  I hope the temp is dropping for the rest of you. We are starting to look at cooler weather out here.  On today's episode, we get into our typical tv talk for a bit, celebrity couples being targeted, the audacity of “influencers”, internet trolls, how we handle those trolls, kid talk and we end with weird dreams and wrestling talk. If you are want to give feedback on today's or any of the previous episodes, you can reach out to our socials or send us a voice message to text to the hotline at 310-494-6811

Happy Monday. Time for that last ditch summer trip before Fall creeps up on us. On today's episode, We start of with a bit of tortoise talk, continue with some home improvements going on, Disneyland chat, we go into the Six Flag riots in the 90's, a possible remote podcast at Universal Studios, we get interrupted by the ground moving and more. If you have any comments or would like for us to speak on something specific, find us on our socials or send us a voicemail/text via the hotline at 310-494-6811

Another week, another hot mess problem with getting an episode out. So what happen was... we scheduled the episode to be released on the wrong day. That's why we got no episode last week. I just hope you didn't forget about us. On this week's episode we talk about camping, the modern way people hang out now, Monica becoming a gamer, Among Us with listeners and celebrity/tv/movie talk. If you have feedback about this episode or any previous episode, please feel free to reach out and let us know via the hotline at 310-494-6811 by either vm or text message

If there's one thing we have learned is that we should not record late at night. You will see when you listen to this episode. We somehow have a 5 minute discussion about where the bug/ghost was in Ernesto's house. Even this description is representative of how much more of a Hot Mess we are late at night. If you have any comments about this episode or suggestions on what you would like for us to talk about, Please reach out to us via voicemail or text at the hotline at 310-494-6811

Sum sum summer time is HERE in full force. Hopefully everyone is staying cool. On today's episode we talk about why there was no new episode last week, we have a historic first talk about tortoises, chat about the tiktok shop and venting about problematic men. if you have any feedback about this episode or suggestions on subjects you would want us to talk about, reach out on the hotline at 310-494-6811

Yes. The heat is here. Time to pull out the crop tops and short shorts. Also, women, you also pull out what you wera as well. On today's episode, we discuss the Justin Timberlake DWI, have a talk about summer, we have a little movie time talk(which brought up talk about issues pertaining to women) and more. If you have any questions or comments on this episode or you want us to talk about something in particular, you can text or leave a message on the hotline at 310-494-6811

So technically, Ernesto's birthday was on the 12th but we are wishing him happy birthday nonetheless. On today's episode, we talk about a few things including Ernesto's birthday, would we help someone we disagree with or do not like, and we go over the top 20 Albums in the Apple Top 100 Albums list. If you would like to comment about this episode, any other episode or would like us to discuss something in particular, please feel free to reach us at the hotline via text or voicemail at 310-494-6811

Happy Monday to one and all. We finally got our act together and learned how to save our work. Today's episode is a big one. We talk about a lot but there's one big announcement we make so we do hope you listen and let us know what you think. You can do so by going to @ahotmesspodcast_ on Instagram and Tiktok or leaving us a message via text or voicemail at 310-494-6811

Happy Memorial Day. Due to some unforeseen computer errors, the episode we had ready to go was lost into the abyss, never to be seen again. We did not want to leave you without anything this week though so we figured since it is Memorial Day, we would go back to the beginning and relaunch our FIRST episode. This is for those who have not heard the first or for those who want to relive where we started. We wil have a new episode for you next week but we hope you and enjoy this trip down memory lane. If you have any comments or questions, please reach out to us via our instagram @ahotmesspodcast_ or leave us a voicemail or text at to hotline, 310-494-6811

Good Monday morning. We hope your weekend recharged you and prepared you for this coming week. On today's episode. We talk about our previous week, Harrison Butker's college graduation speech, the released Diddy footage and more. If you have any comments or suggestions for us, please feel free to reach out to our DM on instagram @ahotmesspodcast_ or you can send us a voicemail or text at the hotline at 310-494-6811

Happy Monday. Seems like Spring has finally sprung in Southern California. Hopefully It's the same in everything else. On today's episode. We have a talk with two amazing women LadiGeek and EmmaStunnaXOXO about how they got into playing video games as a job. It was a great conversation and we will definitely have them back. If you have any questions or comments on this or any other episode, please feel free to send us a voicemail or text to the hotline at 310-494-6811.

Happiest of Mondays. We hope everyone is recovering well from Cinco De Mayo. You may need to listen to this episode at a lower volume. On today's episode, we talk boxing, catching Wrestlemania in Las Vegas next year, we answer a listener question, the great nipple debate, Monica talks the newest addition to the family, we go back more than a decade and hear Ernesto's son as a toddler. If you have any questions or suggestions, you can always reach us via voicemail or text at 310-494-6811

Happiest of Mondays to you all. Let's get this week started as we welcome in a new month. On today's episode. We welcome a new adult into the world, papa bear is actived on Tiktok. People display their audacity, we talk about internet hate, Monica scares herself in her own house, we talk family creator accounts, parenting in high pressure situations and we take the LONGEST time ending the episode. If you have any questions, comments or suggestions. Please send us aboicemail ro text to 310-494-6811

We hope you listen to the podcast between the times you listen to Taylor's new album. On today's episode we discuss some personal updates about our kids, we discuss consent, the customer is NOT always right, crushing, the new Taylor Swift album, and are we being too PC? If you have any questions or would like for us to discuss a topic, please feel free to reach out at any of our socials or send us a voicemail or text at the hotline at 310-494-6811

So glad you came back for yet another episode. We are always happy to see you. Yes YOU. On todays episode, we make preparations to start a GoFundMe so Monica can get a $15 hot pot. We talk about Monica's visitor for the first part of the week, dive into a little therapy talk, we have a listen to another "Alpha Male" that is clearly not even what he claims to be an alpha male. We discuss the 4B Movement, how useless men become when they get sick, more WWE talk, it is STILL All Men, and end it with a challenge for Monica to be able to solve a Rubik's Cube. If you have any feedback, a date when Monica will be able to solve the cube, or suggestions on what we can talk about, reach out to us by text or voicemail at the hotline at 310-494-6811. You can also reach out to either of us on our socials at any time.

Welcome back to everyone who didn't actually believe last week's episode was not our last. On today's episode we go into our typical TMI moments, an in-depth discussion about NUT JUICE, WWE talk, movies and tv talk and we ruin people's favorite bop from the nineties. If you have a song, movie or tv show that has NOT aged well, please let us knnow via voicemail or text through the hotline at 310-494-6811 or sending us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com

Hello all you amazing people. This is not going to be an easy episode. Thank you all for your support the last two years. We hope you enjoy this final episode.

SPRING IS HERE!!! Can someone tell mother nature please? On today's episode We have some riddles to solve, a kate Middleton update, Amanda Bynes/celebrity kid talk, and the usual movie talk. If you have any suggestions or comments, please feel free to send us a voicemail or text message via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com

With hope, everyone has recovered from all the green beer and corned beef from St Patrick's Day. If not, sit back, relax and have a listen to a certified hangover cure. On today's episode we talk Kate Middleton and where she has gone, Princess Diana, Monica flying out to visit her dad, the endorsement of adult naps, and(as always) TV and movie talk. If you would like us to discuss a topic or have a comment on this or any episode, reach out to us via text message or voicemail at the hotline 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com

Hope your Monday is a great one. Thank you for allowing us to be part of it. Unless it's Wednesday... On today's episode, we chat about animals and their phenomenal extraordinary gifts, where the phrase "raining cats and Dogs came from, we get into the WcDonalds briefly and somehow end up on pickle/nipple talk. We can say when we went off the rails but is it really that big of a surprise? If you have any feedback or questions you would like to ask, you can reach us via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or find us at www.ahotmesspodcast.com where you can send us an anonymous message

Merry Monday. Hope we find you all in a great mood. If the mood needs a bit of a "pick-me-up", this episode may not help with that. We get a litttle serious today. We talk about why Ernesto could not record last week and get into the heavy discussion of death, suicide and mortality as a whole. We do our best to keep it together and still try and give a little humor in this episode but this one had a vabie for sure. If you have any feedback on this or any of our previous episode or have suggestions on what you would like us to talk about please feel free to reach out via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or head over to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link

Thank you all for understanding that sometimes life happens and we cannot put out a new episode. We will return next week with another new episode

If only we could have gotten this out on Monday. Happy WEDNESDAY!!! Apologies for everyone who was expecting a Monday episode. Time was not on our side again this week. This was an incredibly busy week so we just did not have the time to edit the podcast while out and about. This episode we just have random conversations while Ernesto was sitting in his hotel room at Sacramento. Things will get back to normal shortly. If you have any comments or questions about this episode or any of the previous episode, you can reach us via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link

Ugh... Mondays... Yes, This is not a good day post Superbowl... Not for us at least. I don't wanna talk about it... On today's episode, I have no idea what we talked about. This episode was held together with bubble gum, string and prayers to the many gods of podcasting. Just trust that we talked a lot about a lot and hopefully it was entertaining. If you have any comments or suggestions for the podcast, send us a message via voicemail or text to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or hit us up anonymously at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click the anonymous link

Please send help. There is water falling from the sky and we in Los Angeles have no idea what this means... On today's episode, We get into some weird bathroom etiquette and who would have smellier poops. We also discuss the Justin/Britney battle we didn't know could happen, Monica's Tinder experience and much more. If you would like to add a topic you would like for us to discuss or you have a comment about this or any previous episode. Send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous link by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link.

It's almost time for the longer days warmer weather. January has been the longest 4 months ever. On today's episode, we discuss favorite breakfast foods, the hypocrisy of people on Tiktok, Monica's hacker skills and much more. If you have a question or suggestion, you can reach out via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link

Welcome to an unconventionally rainy Monday in Southern California. We are all going to die. On today's episode, we recap our weekend, we talk about ways to make money and how we invented a new word. We also asked the question, what is your biggest fear about gwoing old? Send us a message at 310-494-6811 or go to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link

This is an amazing milestone we have accomplished and are grateful for everyone whether you have been here from Episode 1 or Episode 100 is your first. The feedback we get is really appreciated. This episode was recorded live on Tiktok and we talked about our favorite episode, many of the shenanigans we have been a part of and we answered some questions from the audience. If you have any suggestions for future episodes or would like to let us know what you thought of this or any of the 99 other episodes, leave us a text or voicemail on the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click the anonymous link.

2024 is starting off with a slow burn. We are rolling into the year at a very steady pace. We have 50+ weeks to go so we need to pace ourselves. On today's episode, we just talk about whatever comes to mind and get ready for the big 100. If you want to send us a voicemail or text about this episode or any other. Reach us at the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

3...2...1, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! We welcome in a new year with you all and are grateful for those who have been with us from the beginning or those who are hearing us for the first time. We canno thank you enough. On today's episode, we just have an open conversation about the year, our outlook for 2024 and then we go off the rails again talking movies, actors and remedies on how to stop your period for 24 hours. Yeah, that happened. If you want to wish us and the rest of the listeners a happy new year, send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or an anonymous message going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate. All of your gifts are in the mail. On today's episode, we talk a little about single mothers, Christmas trivia, we go off the rails(as usual) and more Christmas trivia

One week away from Christmas and I still haven't gotten myself a present. I am WAY behind on treating me. On today's episode, Monica barely made it. The whole house(even the toad) is like an infectious diseases ward at a hospital. Even the imaginary friends are sick. We also talk about the hypocrisy of parents when it comes to how they acted as children, how bartenders "finesse" drinks to increase their tips, strip club stories, people getting catfished, and much more. If you would like to comment on this episode or suggest a topic for a future episode, you can send us a voicemail or text to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or go to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link to send us a message anonymously.

As one of the last Monday's of 2023 rolls around, we all need to remember to be thankful that we still have Travis/Taylor in our lives. On today's episode, we...oh who am I kidding, no one reads this. Y'all just wanna get straight to the funny. If you DO read this and want to yell at me for not filling this in, tell me so via text or voicemail at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message via the link at www.ahotmesspodcast.com

The duo returns in all of our glory. If you called being a hot mess glory... Happy Monday and welcome to another episode. Today we discuss why Monica could not record last week, Ernesto's near battle with creep and what we think of what has been going on with comedian(?) Matt Rife. If you have any comments on today's episode or suggestions on what you would like for us to talk about in a future episode, reach out to us by sending us a voicemail or test to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

Happy Cyber Monday. Where you get half off today's episode. Not intentionally because Monica needed some time to get better. So this episode is an episode where Ernesto has a conversation with a previous guest and friend of the podcast Hannah who has her own podcast Can I Have Your Number? which we highly recommend. We get into the nuances of our situations with our divorces and how we have been able to navigate single life and dating post-marriage. If you have any comments on this episode or any other or any suggestions for future episodes, you can send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6911 or send us an anonymous message by going to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and clicking on the anonymous link

Monday, where have you been??? It's been so long since we last saw you. Around 6 days ago, to be exact. On today's episode, We have a potpourri of topics from what happened this weekend, why we can't sleep, our pet adventures, bath water for sale, the pain tolerance between women and men, no virgo babies, internet problems, the many adventures of Taylor and Travis, Will Smith rumors and weaponizing their identity/race/sexual preference. If you would like to comment on this or any episode you can send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click the anonymous link.

Happy Monday. On today's episode, Monica literally phone's it in. We talk about our technical difficulties, the rarified air we are breathing as having a long running podcast, Ernesto's upcoming project, trolling football fans and much more. If you would like to comment on anything we discussed today or would like us to talk about something on a podcast, you can reach out to us via the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message via the link at www.ahotmesspodcast.com

Happy Monday. Hope every else is a MANAGEABLE Hot Mess today and for the week to come. On today's episode we discuss a series of unfortunate events in the adventures of a flat tire. We talk Disney World and much more about what has been going on in our world. If you would like to comment about this episode or want us to discuss a topic, send us a text or voicemail to the hotline at 310-494-6811 or reach out anonymously at www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link.

Holiday season is among us. Time to emjoy the next few months of holiday after holiday. May your time be spent with joy and your wallets not take a huge dent. On today's episode, we talk about our 10 favorite holiday movies along with a few other movies. If you want to share your favorite holiday movies with us, you can send us a text or voicemail at the hotline at 310-494-6811 or send us an anonymous message by heading to www.ahotmesspodcast.com and click on the anonymous link.