A Long Walk to Cleveland

Today on the show we discuss an article where a woman claims that NERDS make the best husbands.... and that's a FACT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss how new rules at amusements parks have parents angry their kids can't hang out all day unsupervised! Also, catch me this weekend at Bricktown Comedy Club with Adam Carolla! Tix at www.rudypavich.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Listen, just go right to 21:10 and hear one of the funniest and yet grossest stories I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, I recap my wild adventure at Disneyworld and then try to find meaning to life..... by complaining about NCAA basketball! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, I tell the tale of Friday night when a headlining comedian I have been a huge fan of for 15 years.... totally freaked out on me! HA! Hilarious! Oh well. Also, we dive into the Chris Rock's new Netflix special, Selective Outrage. Catch a show soon! March 10th - Patty Wagon, Richfield, MN March 23rd - Woodstock, Il with Tammy Pescatelli April 14th - Lansing Corners in Austin, MN w/Jeff Leeson May 12th - Don't Tell Comedy (Minneapolis) May 26th - 9 Mile Brewing, Bloomington, MN Check out dates at rudypavich.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I got locked out of my account and couldn't post but here we are, back at it. What did I say on this episode? No idea! Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we hear about a lady delivering pizzas for Domino's (yuck) and try to figure out why a dog would a attack a shark!? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we launched the new time at 7PM on Mondays! Find me every morning, 7-10AM, on the Tom Barnard Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, we did it. Every day, for the last 2 years, we've successfully broadcast a podcast (that rhymes) and I'm so thankful for every single one of you coming along for the ride! Find me every morning on the Tom Bernard Morning Show starting Feb. 20th and A Long Walk to Cleveland will be Monday nights at 7PM Live on Instagram. Again...... thank you all for the time we've spent together..... and the times we will in the future. Now, get back to ya work, ya slackers! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, it it is brutally cold in Minnesota. Brutally. Also, we discuss how bad of a movie "You People" really is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, I'm a bit under the weather but not enough to forgo the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, I discuss how you easily you can get people mixed up with the social media these days! HA! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss how fast kids are growing up these days! It's too quick! We'll also look at a video that shows the best of humanity! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

News.... you're dead to me! Today, I bitch about newsworthy content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we hear from Tom Brady and how he keeps getting irritated when people ask him what he's going to do with his career! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we talk about a friend of mine being arrested, the chaos that ensued in this weekend's comedy scene and my go-to trick to get out of any sales situation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, Buffalo Bills fans don't mess around! Also, should we be hollowing out old jail cells and using them as AirBnB's?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, a man was given a bag of money at McDonald's, more drunk ladies getting kicked off a plane and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, I explain why Madonna is a huge waste of money and I'll intro you to my new favorite superhero: Panera Karen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss how the younger generation will just up and quit a job. No notice. Just..... done? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss the Vikings loss to the Giants, how annoying Eagle Scouts are and if you can't do 400 push-ups, then why are you evern here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we discuss how things can be whatever they are.... it's the people who follow them that scare me! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss putting good thoughts out into the world, committing to them and watch as they come to fruition! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss when you can feel it's time to hit the reset button on certain things! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, the cops are giving you free beer..... do you accept?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we chat about the NFL season Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, trying to buy shoes is a huge pain in the ass! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we talk about exercising some past demons! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tonight, I'm headlining at House of Comedy, show is 7:30! See ya there! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we talk horses and trampolines and how I, unbeknownst to you, know nothing about them! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we recap the holidays, discuss why bar managers suck and I pour my heart out for South Dakota! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today is the last show of the year. Thank you to everyone who comes out, hangs, watches, downloads, etc. You all are amazing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we look back at all the awesome happenings of 2022 and gear up for tomorrow's last show of 2023! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Little Drummer Boy is a creep! Today, we break down why that is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we talk about how great America is at sports and drinking and hen we combine the two! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss the Vikings huge win on Saturday, the World Cup finals and just how amazing Norfolk, NE really is! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss not cheaping out on yourself and the people into weird fetishes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss lying to your partner, the cost of dogs and why cat strollers are unnecessary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we recap a WILD weekend of stand up, chat about Steve Martin and Martin Short's SNL appearance and, spoiler alert, talk about the truth on Santa Clause! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss how humans make every situation about themselves and the long list of people who have auditioned for Saturday Night Live! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss the cheating scandal that has rocked Good Morning, America and why it's so hard meet people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, I recap my trip to Austin and I tell you the story of the drunk lady getting arrested on my flight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What did I see while walking my dog yesterday!? Find out on a all new A Long Walk to Cleveland! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss how bad the programming is on the CW and, ugh, soccer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, Jay Leno is back, new Metallica, and we hear from a UFC fighter who can crush a man's orbital socket... and still pick up his dog's poo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, Rolling Stone gives out their 100 greatest TV themes ever and we get overly excited about LED lights! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we hear some audio of a couple showing up to Thanksgiving on the wrong day and we chat about my new favorite beer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, my sister's cat joins me on the show. Was he invited? No. Did he care? Not really. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss how Tik-Tok is LITERALLY dumbing down kids in America today. Also, if you're gonna rob a store, have some self respect and rob one that's worth robbing! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we discuss accepting too many facebook friends and why parents let there kids become shitty at multiple things. Pick one thing... and be shitty at that! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we talk about how to make Thanksgiving a little more bearable and discuss Jay Leno's accident while working on one of his vehicles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices