Arbuthnot Jones Chronicles

COMEDY CRIME > A harden criminal gets released from prison and is bored. Very bored. Let the mayhem begin ....All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > Our hero is having a bad day. Unfortunately the hitchhiker he picked up did not realise he was suicidal. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

Ghost story > What would happen if the living could talk to the dead? All it needs is a link on both sides of the great divide ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > Piano tuning is a gentle profession suitable for refined professional. They don't do excitement. Unfortunately, their rich clients are a different breed. Best to mind your own business and ignore their indiscretions. But some things you cannot unsee .... This is Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > Who would believe that in the sedate world of piano tuning, you would discover a world of crime, sex exploitation and drugs! Nothing is as it seems. This is the 2nd episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

CRIME > A damsel in distress, a household full of dubious characters and a risk-adverse piano tuner whose life is about to be changed for ever.. Welcome to secrets disclosed from beyond the grave ... This is the final episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

SCI-FI HORROR > The cleverest man you know wants to say goodbye. But where is he going and why is he so scared? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

THAT'S LIFE > Get rich quick doing nothing. You don't even have to move, but watch out - who is watching who? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

HORROR > How would you like to dream yourself to perfect happiness? Escape reality into your own perfect fantasy world. Would you want to come back to reality even if you could? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

ADVENTURE > When you own a cave network, anything can happen. But can you control the unknown? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

RETIREMENT > Getting older can be such a trial. Everyone is going loopy - but at least you have retained your sanity ... All parts of this comedy played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

ROMANCE > A cry from the heart picked up by a stranger. Who knows which heart the arrow of love will pierce ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

FANTASY > Some pets are weird and some are TRULY WEIRD ! But who owns who and maybe it is a case of 'like father - like son'. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

COMEDY > A dubious Chinese chef helps two lovers bind their love for eternity. But who wants eternal love if you can lots of money instead ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

FANTASY > Born blind, what could be more wonderful than having your sight restored? Of course, no experimental surgery can be 100% perfect .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

CRIME > You knocked down an old lady with your car. All she asked in compensation was that you visit her on Monday evenings to read her a story. You are her Mr Monday - but what happened to Mr Tuesday who also knocked her down in his car ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

SCI-FI > Parents can be really weird, especially when their main love in life is doing nothing. Of course - there are also their inventions .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

THAT'S LIFE > An old war hero put out to pasture. 'Surplus to requirement' as far as the world is concerned, but maybe doing nothing is the key to success ... Starring the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

COMEDY > The best thing about being dead is you can make lots of money. The problems is staying alive long enough to spend it. But maybe Arbuthnot has found a solution to this tricky conundrum ... (If you succeed using his advice, send him a thank you via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com ) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

HORROR > After a bike crash, a young boy has been trapped in a coma for three years. It is called 'Locked-In Syndrome'. Only one person has the key to rescue him? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

FACT OR FICTION ?     >     Suppose you dream of faces. No-one you know and yet those dreams have an immense impact on their lives. Maybe it is time you found a cure.   Anyone got a mirror? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

PARABLE > Jesus spoke in parables based on life in the Middle East. Our anti-hero Arbuthnot has never been there, but likewise there is no evidence Jesus has been to Utah in the United States, where Arbuthnot spends his holidays. If he had, his parables may have had a different slant ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot Jones ( arbuthnotjones@outlook.com ) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

THAT'S LIFE > 'Only dead fish go with the flow' was my Dad's favourite saying. You would have loved this mischievous old rogue. The only problem he has just died in the most extraordinary way. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

A LIFE EXPERIENCE > Many people live with a natural sixth sense – such as hearing colours, feeling sound, tasting shapes or words. These phenomenon are caused by synaptic connections which are wrongly wired. An asset or a curse? For one sufferer it leads to riches, but everything comes at a price ... All parts are played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

HORROR > Do you fear heights? If so, you have 'acrophobia' and not - as most people think - 'vertigo' which is an infection of the inner ear. All rather academic if a voice in your head is telling you to jump. Only your sanity and your white knuckles are holding you back from the abyss. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

DEVON LIFE > In the tiny coastal village of Holcombe a nondescript stone stands sentinel outside St George's Church. It comes from Senegal and a tribal leader wants it back. But maybe not all is as it seems .... For two more stories based around the mysteries of of this beautiful holiday county in South West England - listen to 'Library with no words' and   'Young soldiers never die' .  You WILL want to visit Devon! In all three stories the characters are played by our hero Arbuthnot. arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

MYSTERY > To be invited to join the Lucy Syndicate you have to have a unique skill. A savant. The problem is that most savants have an innate skill which is totally useless. Until now ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

HORROR > An old man has been trying to sell his home for six years. No-one wants it as even he agrees it is ridiculously over valued. So why is a stranger now offering to pay the full asking price? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

SCI-FI > In a rough area of a town there are two neighbouring homes which are crime free. Nothing ever happens there. So why does a crime busting police officer never take his eyes off them? And what happened which resulted in him being promoted and sent to a Constabulary the other end of England. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

HORROR > An unconnected phone booth in a cemetery helps the bereaved express their emotions. Talking even to no-one is a great healer. But what happens when voices start being heard - demanding, pleading, aggressive cries for help. How do you disconnect? The voices of the living spoken (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

FANTASY? > An arrival at Heathrow Airport seems to have come from a country which Immigration has no knowledge. No record can be found either of his flight or nationality and yet, as his passport is valid, should he allowed to enter the country? A puzzler for officials, but guess it comes down to which country he thinks he has flown into .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

FANTASY > You wake up with a rabbit on your bed. It is staring at you. Worse still, it knows you are lying ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

FANTASY > If you had a unique gift you would want to use it. But suppose this mystical talent had no obvious benefit to anyone ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

SHAGGY DOG STORY > A sedate old couple in retirement. The light in the night is nothing to worry about, unless you start thinking about those flashes. Best not to .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

FACTUAL > Imagine a public library filled with books which no-one reads. Just as well really, as the books contain no words. Impossible? Then maybe it is time you visited a mysterious library in Newton Abbot, Devon ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

CRIME > A stranger kills your wife - now it is your turn to kill his. By swapping murders there is no motive, making it the perfect crime. Except ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

ADVENTURE > The find of the century which is guaranteed a Nobel Prize and unimaginable wealth! There is only one problem .... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

SCI-FI > If you have the chance to travel to a neighbouring galaxies, would you go? What a great adventure! The only problem is that you might have a problem getting back .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

HORROR > The problem with murder is how to get rid of the body. The Medusa Men offer a disposal service, hiding the bodies in clear view. Listen, and find out how hiding corpses in plain sight is a work of art ... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

DRAMA > Suppose - just suppose - there was a minimum charge to make a wish. Would a £2 coin thrown into a wishing well have greater success than a 2p coin? This parish council is about to find out .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

CRIME > How to defraud a life insurance company. All you need to do is to appear to die with the whole world watching. Based on the story of David Lang's strange disappearance, so check the internet before being inspired by this sad tale. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

UPLIFTING DRAMA > An overwork surgeon hits rock bottom. Thank goodness he is picked up by taxi driver who knows where he needs to go. An uplifting story to see out a troubled 2021 .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

COMEDY > There is something important you are trying to remember. REALLY important. But you are stuck at Tansure Station where trains only go to Tansure! Maybe a gorilla can help you escape .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

MYSTIC > A palmist refuses to read your palm. You throw your hat into the air and it disappears. Never happened to you? Well, just in case it does, you would be well advised to listen to this story and find out what to do ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

A STORY TO LIFT THE SOUL > In this small village lives a man with a big heart. He carries something in his leather bag which makes children dance with joy and the oldies make oodles of money. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

TRUE LIFE HORROR > Who knows what caused the worst train disaster in the history of the London Underground? Maybe the best people to tell are those who were there .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot and his wife --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

INNOVATION > The trouble with having an open mind, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. People like Arbuthnot. So, whose thoughts will you be thinking today? All parts played (badly) by a very deaf Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

Horror > What would it be like to discover the tomb of a Pharaoh in the Valley of the Kings? Fame and fortune awaits. The only problem is that your fellow Egyptologist has a very bad feeling about opening it up. Maybe the curse really is true. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

HORROR > What would you do if your mirror didn't reflect your image? Probably best to scream and hide ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

FANTASY (maybe!) > The strangest llama anyone has ever seen - and it is your llama. The only problem is that you live in a terraced house. But who cares, as you are having the time of your life ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

COMEDY > So you want to earn shed loads of cash? No problem. Just knock on the side door of this Chinese restaurant and tell Pong you want matching tattoos. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message