Arbuthnot Jones Chronicles

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Welcome to the podcast recreating the art of story telling. ‘Why am I here’ ... ‘Who am I’ ... ‘What is the purpose of life’. We all ask such questions and thanks to Arbuthnot we none the wiser! Every Sunday a new adventures is published, demonstrating th

Arbuthnot Jones


    • Jun 1, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 19m AVG DURATION
    • 113 EPISODES


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    A blush with beauty

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2025 19:54


    A BEAUTIFUL STORY > To blush or not to blush - that is the question. Maybe the ability to blush on demand could win you the partner of your dreams. On the other hand ...All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    The Madness of the Matchstalk Man

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 19:25


    COMEDY CRIME > A harden criminal gets released from prison and is bored. Very bored. Let the mayhem begin ....All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

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    Vocation of Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2025 22:12


    CRIME > Our hero is having a bad day. Unfortunately the hitchhiker he picked up did not realise he was suicidal. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    Dead man talking

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2025 24:30


    Ghost story > What would happen if the living could talk to the dead? All it needs is a link on both sides of the great divide ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    Confessions of a Piano Tamer (Part One)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 18:54


    CRIME > Piano tuning is a gentle profession suitable for refined professional. They don't do excitement. Unfortunately, their rich clients are a different breed. Best to mind your own business and ignore their indiscretions. But some things you cannot unsee .... This is Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    Confessions of a Piano Tamer (Part Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 10:02


    CRIME > Who would believe that in the sedate world of piano tuning, you would discover a world of crime, sex exploitation and drugs! Nothing is as it seems. This is the 2nd episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    Confessions of a Piano Tamer (Final Part)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2025 12:07


    CRIME > A damsel in distress, a household full of dubious characters and a risk-adverse piano tuner whose life is about to be changed for ever.. Welcome to secrets disclosed from beyond the grave ... This is the final episode in Arbuthnot's only three-part monologue - you can contact him on arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    A time for everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2024 14:01


    SCI-FI HORROR > The cleverest man you know wants to say goodbye. But where is he going and why is he so scared? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    The Statuesque Guardians who watch YOU

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024 12:40


    THAT'S LIFE > Get rich quick doing nothing. You don't even have to move, but watch out - who is watching who? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com

    Happiness on demand

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 11:47


    HORROR > How would you like to dream yourself to perfect happiness? Escape reality into your own perfect fantasy world. Would you want to come back to reality even if you could? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Batman's downfall

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2024 21:09


    ADVENTURE > When you own a cave network, anything can happen. But can you control the unknown? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The dreaded organ recital

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 19:11


    RETIREMENT > Getting older can be such a trial. Everyone is going loopy - but at least you have retained your sanity ... All parts of this comedy played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Pirates of the heart

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2024 18:42


    ROMANCE > A cry from the heart picked up by a stranger. Who knows which heart the arrow of love will pierce ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    'So, where do the batteries go?'

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 19:46


    FANTASY > Some pets are weird and some are TRULY WEIRD ! But who owns who and maybe it is a case of 'like father - like son'. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Two tattoos for two very rich lovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2024 21:54


    COMEDY > A dubious Chinese chef helps two lovers bind their love for eternity. But who wants eternal love if you can lots of money instead ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Invisible Sea Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2024 13:21


    FANTASY > Born blind, what could be more wonderful than having your sight restored? Of course, no experimental surgery can be 100% perfect .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Death worse than fate

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2024 22:22


    CRIME > You knocked down an old lady with your car. All she asked in compensation was that you visit her on Monday evenings to read her a story. You are her Mr Monday - but what happened to Mr Tuesday who also knocked her down in his car ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Night-Dreamers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2023 15:11


    SCI-FI > Parents can be really weird, especially when their main love in life is doing nothing. Of course - there are also their inventions .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Wing Commander A. Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2023 18:21


    THAT'S LIFE > An old war hero put out to pasture. 'Surplus to requirement' as far as the world is concerned, but maybe doing nothing is the key to success ... Starring the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Grin Reaper

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 17:45


    COMEDY > The best thing about being dead is you can make lots of money. The problems is staying alive long enough to spend it. But maybe Arbuthnot has found a solution to this tricky conundrum ... (If you succeed using his advice, send him a thank you via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com ) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    A coma escape plan

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2023 17:30


    HORROR > After a bike crash, a young boy has been trapped in a coma for three years. It is called 'Locked-In Syndrome'. Only one person has the key to rescue him? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Dream Machine nightmare

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2023 18:30


    FACT OR FICTION ?     >     Suppose you dream of faces. No-one you know and yet those dreams have an immense impact on their lives. Maybe it is time you found a cure.   Anyone got a mirror? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot, who can be contacted via arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    As good as it gets

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2023 7:18


    PARABLE > Jesus spoke in parables based on life in the Middle East. Our anti-hero Arbuthnot has never been there, but likewise there is no evidence Jesus has been to Utah in the United States, where Arbuthnot spends his holidays. If he had, his parables may have had a different slant ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot Jones ( arbuthnotjones@outlook.com ) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The 2nd mouse always gets the cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 19:04


    THAT'S LIFE > 'Only dead fish go with the flow' was my Dad's favourite saying. You would have loved this mischievous old rogue. The only problem he has just died in the most extraordinary way. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Colour of Silence

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 14:25


    A LIFE EXPERIENCE > Many people live with a natural sixth sense – such as hearing colours, feeling sound, tasting shapes or words. These phenomenon are caused by synaptic connections which are wrongly wired. An asset or a curse? For one sufferer it leads to riches, but everything comes at a price ... All parts are played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Call of the Void

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2023 10:01


    HORROR > Do you fear heights? If so, you have 'acrophobia' and not - as most people think - 'vertigo' which is an infection of the inner ear. All rather academic if a voice in your head is telling you to jump. Only your sanity and your white knuckles are holding you back from the abyss. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Guardian of the Flaming Sands

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2023 18:17


    DEVON LIFE > In the tiny coastal village of Holcombe a nondescript stone stands sentinel outside St George's Church. It comes from Senegal and a tribal leader wants it back. But maybe not all is as it seems .... For two more stories based around the mysteries of of this beautiful holiday county in South West England - listen to 'Library with no words' and   'Young soldiers never die' .  You WILL want to visit Devon! In all three stories the characters are played by our hero Arbuthnot. arbuthnotjones@outlook.com --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Lucy Syndicate

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 20:59


    MYSTERY > To be invited to join the Lucy Syndicate you have to have a unique skill. A savant. The problem is that most savants have an innate skill which is totally useless. Until now ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Home sweet home, unless .....

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 22:34


    HORROR > An old man has been trying to sell his home for six years. No-one wants it as even he agrees it is ridiculously over valued. So why is a stranger now offering to pay the full asking price? All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The strange story of the homes which disappeared

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 27:45


    SCI-FI > In a rough area of a town there are two neighbouring homes which are crime free. Nothing ever happens there. So why does a crime busting police officer never take his eyes off them? And what happened which resulted in him being promoted and sent to a Constabulary the other end of England. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Horror of the Voice-Over portal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 20:09


    HORROR > An unconnected phone booth in a cemetery helps the bereaved express their emotions. Talking even to no-one is a great healer. But what happens when voices start being heard - demanding, pleading, aggressive cries for help. How do you disconnect? The voices of the living spoken (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    A flight from nowhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2023 11:51


    FANTASY? > An arrival at Heathrow Airport seems to have come from a country which Immigration has no knowledge. No record can be found either of his flight or nationality and yet, as his passport is valid, should he allowed to enter the country? A puzzler for officials, but guess it comes down to which country he thinks he has flown into .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The White Rabbit

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2022 16:01


    FANTASY > You wake up with a rabbit on your bed. It is staring at you. Worse still, it knows you are lying ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Wing Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 20:16


    FANTASY > If you had a unique gift you would want to use it. But suppose this mystical talent had no obvious benefit to anyone ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Mr & Mrs Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 17:09


    SHAGGY DOG STORY > A sedate old couple in retirement. The light in the night is nothing to worry about, unless you start thinking about those flashes. Best not to .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Library with no words

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 18:17


    FACTUAL > Imagine a public library filled with books which no-one reads. Just as well really, as the books contain no words. Impossible? Then maybe it is time you visited a mysterious library in Newton Abbot, Devon ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Dead man on a bus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 33:15


    CRIME > A stranger kills your wife - now it is your turn to kill his. By swapping murders there is no motive, making it the perfect crime. Except ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Scrimshaw Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 16:49


    ADVENTURE > The find of the century which is guaranteed a Nobel Prize and unimaginable wealth! There is only one problem .... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Two galaxies - one home

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 19:10


    SCI-FI > If you have the chance to travel to a neighbouring galaxies, would you go? What a great adventure! The only problem is that you might have a problem getting back .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Medusa Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2022 23:12


    HORROR > The problem with murder is how to get rid of the body. The Medusa Men offer a disposal service, hiding the bodies in clear view. Listen, and find out how hiding corpses in plain sight is a work of art ... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Loyal Order of Well Wishers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 19:01


    DRAMA > Suppose - just suppose - there was a minimum charge to make a wish. Would a £2 coin thrown into a wishing well have greater success than a 2p coin? This parish council is about to find out .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The man who died twice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 26:05


    CRIME > How to defraud a life insurance company. All you need to do is to appear to die with the whole world watching. Based on the story of David Lang's strange disappearance, so check the internet before being inspired by this sad tale. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Saving Dr Jones

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 22:18


    UPLIFTING DRAMA > An overwork surgeon hits rock bottom. Thank goodness he is picked up by taxi driver who knows where he needs to go. An uplifting story to see out a troubled 2021 .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Train ticket to nowhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2022 16:54


    COMEDY > There is something important you are trying to remember. REALLY important. But you are stuck at Tansure Station where trains only go to Tansure! Maybe a gorilla can help you escape .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The honest palm reader

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2022 19:06


    MYSTIC > A palmist refuses to read your palm. You throw your hat into the air and it disappears. Never happened to you? Well, just in case it does, you would be well advised to listen to this story and find out what to do ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Butterfly Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2022 15:51


    A STORY TO LIFT THE SOUL > In this small village lives a man with a big heart. He carries something in his leather bag which makes children dance with joy and the oldies make oodles of money. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    The Annual Meeting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 17:25


    TRUE LIFE HORROR > Who knows what caused the worst train disaster in the history of the London Underground? Maybe the best people to tell are those who were there .... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot and his wife --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Deaf man on a mission

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 14:21


    INNOVATION > The trouble with having an open mind, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. People like Arbuthnot. So, whose thoughts will you be thinking today? All parts played (badly) by a very deaf Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Curse of the Pharaohs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 26:21


    Horror > What would it be like to discover the tomb of a Pharaoh in the Valley of the Kings? Fame and fortune awaits. The only problem is that your fellow Egyptologist has a very bad feeling about opening it up. Maybe the curse really is true. All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    Don't look into the mirror

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2022 14:34


    HORROR > What would you do if your mirror didn't reflect your image? Probably best to scream and hide ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

    'So, where are the batteries inserted?'

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 19:46


    FANTASY (maybe!) > The strangest llama anyone has ever seen - and it is your llama. The only problem is that you live in a terraced house. But who cares, as you are having the time of your life ... All parts played (badly) by the infamous Arbuthnot --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/arbuthnot-jones/message

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