Astrosplained

Is your tenth house spotless? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

I made a bunch of astrology-themed Rocky Horror parody tunes. These are the least embarrassing ones. If anyone actually sings and wants to work on the entire set of songs, let me know! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Boo! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

The Moon exalts in Taurus, but why? Maybe Miley Cyrus's chart holds the key. With outro music by "Shivaree." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

The shadow period is upon us! What is that again? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

We're breaking all the rules today, folks! In this mini-sode, we cover some of the similarities between Jyotish and western astrology. (There are a lot!) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Little-known fact, a long time ago, I considered being a therapist. This episode shows why it's good that didn't happen. In this heliocentric edition of Astrosplained, we focus on the Sun and what it's doing in Boris Johnson's chart. With outro music from Blondie. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

In this episode we try to understand Saturn.  Will he let us?  Under examination is the chart of French singer Michel Polnareff, who has the most Saturn-centric chart I've ever seen (although Garth Brooks's comes close). --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Of course the Princess of Wales had a fascinating Venus. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

This one goes out to Jupiter. Thanks for fixing my Moon, and for everything else. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

We said he'd be a cabinet secretary, so now what? This episode, an homage to Mercury, ruler of Wednesdays, takes a look at Pete Buttigieg's post-DOT future. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

It turns out all three of Michael Jackson's kids have very interesting Mars placements. In honor of the Red Planet, we dive deep into the birth charts of the King's offspring and discover some common themes about their uncommon father. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Didn't think you'd get a Rahu episode, did you? We're full of tricks at Astrosplained, just like the OG eclipse maker. In this episode, we show Rachel Dolezal's life is a reenactment of Rahu's origin story. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

When astrologers stop being polite and start getting real.  Seriously, Kyrsten: get it together. With music from Cameo, Bel Biv Devoe, and Marlo Thomas.   (No, she didn't write the That Girl theme song, but we love you, Marlo!)   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

The Sussexes have a new baby, and I play Spin the Natal Chart. It's like spin the bottle, except that it's nothing at all like spin the bottle. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

There was an eclipse yesterday, and it did not come to play. Oh, and Mercury is retrograde. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

In this episode, Charles interviews Scott, a professional hypnotist and past-life regressionist. Scott explains what hypnosis is, how past-life regression works, and how discovering who you were can help you better understand who you are. You can reach Scott at scottw124@gmail.com. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Carson Kressley once said, "I don't forgive; I'm a Scorpio."   But is he really? In this episode, we get back to basics.  Basic astronomy, that is.  We examine the origin of the twelve signs, the  difference between the tropical and sidereal zodiacs, and why Carson Kressley might actually be....a Libra?! Who knew "What's your sign" was such a loaded question? As always, for questions or feedback, write to astrosplained@gmail.com. Credits: "Who Loves the Sun," by The Velvet Underground Theme from The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, composed by Ron Wasserman Clip from opening credits of The Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills (USA Network).   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

If the future is foreseeable, how can there be free will? In this very special episode, we discuss the philosophical underpinnings of Vedic astrology. With music from Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians, and Culture Club! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Well, will he? In this episode, we compare the Royals to the Bluths.  Oh, yeah, we also make some predictions about the future of the British Crown, if you're into that sort of thing.   Audio clips from Fox's Arrested Development. Birth times from Astro Databank. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

In this episode, we talk about the chidra grahas, a set of planets that just can't seem to behave themselves. We also briefly touch on dig bala, or directional strength. Music: "Les Histoires d'A" by Les Rita Mitsouko. Fred Chichin's birth information comes from Astro Databank. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

The Good Book says the days of our years are three score and ten, but there are nine robe-clad jurists who think the rules don't apply to them. The latest offender? Justice Stephen Breyer. He's 82, and in this episode we use his birth chart to explain why Justice Breyer needs to WRAP IT UP. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Your friendly neighborhood astrologer has returned. Today we're revisiting the chart of a politician who is, as the youths say, going through it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Because it's high time somebody gave these two some attention. Plus, their charts shore up some of our earlier Trump predictions. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Will this election ever end? In this episode, Travis and I discuss the recent U.S. elections, birth chart rectifications, and the Trumps' impending relocation. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

My name is Coney-Barrett; Look upon my record, ye liberals, and despair. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

In this episode, we try to figure out why everything seems awful. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

In this episode, we look at the past and the future of the British royal family. --- This episode is sponsored by · Charity Promotion: BallotReady: The goal of this initiative is to increase voter education and encourage your listeners to get the vote out during the 2020 General Election this November. https://www.ballotready.org/ Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

In which your friendly neighborhood astrologer reviews some common planetary combinations and introduces some new ones. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Travis and I astrosplain the toss-up races that will determine the balance of power in the Senate. In the Smackdown's third and final installment, we look at North Carolina, Kentucky, and Alabama. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Travis and I astrosplain the toss-up races that will determine the balance of power in the Senate. In part two, we look at Kansas, Maine, and South Carolina. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Travis and I astrosplain the toss-up races that will determine the balance of power in the Senate. In part one, we look at Iowa, Montana, and Colorado. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Is Duckworth the one? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

Travis and I color outside the lines of America's two-party political system and examine the birth chart of Green Party candidate Howie Hawkins. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

You thought the birth of Athena was weird? Wait until you hear about how a certain Nazi-adjacent congressman became a father to a teenage immigrant... seemingly overnight. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/astrosplained/support

In our season one send-off, we take a peak at the November 3 presidential elections.

Into every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will battle Republicans, Fox News, and the forces of darkness. She is... the running mate.

The administration's theory of absolute immunity from all oversight goes before the High Court. Will the justices see this argument for the farce that it is and rule against President Trump, or is the rule of law as dead as disco?

The Andrew Cuomo episode.

We take a hiatus from politics and examine the life (and death) of Edgar Allan Poe. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I have thoughts about the senators from Kentucky. I also have their charts. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Is Nikki Haley going to be Trump's running mate? Is Mike Pence yesterday's news? Will I be hearing from Toni Basil's lawyers? All will be revealed! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Just what are amshas, anyhow? Listen to this installment of Astrosplaining 102 to find out!

The Biden episode. Predictions included at no extra charge. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

I'm sorry, Liz!

In which we introduce Name That Candidate, the game show sensation that's sweeping the nation. We also look at a certain Vermont senator's birth chart. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Schiff for Senate? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Tom Steyer thinks that a platform based on climate change and term limits will win him the nomination. Is he right? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Pete Buttigieg thinks the religious left will propel him to victory in Iowa and beyond. Do the stars agree? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

A look ahead at our next few episodes.

Booker's out, and I'm angry. In this episode, we look at the 2020 also rans to understand why they weren't meant to get the Democratic nomination. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app