Are you ready for a new podcast? One about bad movies? Okay okay, I know, there’s a million of them. BUT, this is ours! We watch wonderful “bad” movies and delight in their absurdity. We are two queer women who love talking to each other and watching bad movies together. FYI - there is some cursing,…
Episode #153: Do it like the pigeons. An outstanding transition. Spoiler alert: Fredit it out.
Episode #152: A very dramatic killer. The trolley problem claps back. Spoiler alert: Gritty for her pleasure.
Episode #151: Meghan sacrifices herself at the alter of comedy. Mickey Mouse does Blade. Spoiler alert: Karen, hemotologist and SLAYER OF GODS.
Episode # 150: The dog lives. Eek out a matricide. Spoiler alert: A worse villain than the moon.
Episode # 149: Interrogating our listeners one by one. Squished! Spoiler alert: The moon is god!
Episode #148: Oops, all prophecies. Prehistoric romantic comedy. Spoiler alert: Fire still lives in these rocks.
Episode #147: Ethically sourced super soldiers. Gunked to the gills. Spoiler alert: Negligible science.
Episode #146: Face snakes. Entertain but verify. Spoiler alert: Everyone pick up a small child.
Episode #145: Nuke facts! Learnin' ‘bout some nukes! Giant space rods. Spoiler alert: Cyber blasting!
Episode #144: When all else fails… THEY DON'T! Snake facts and shoe rocks breaks Amber's spirit. Spoiler alert: A largely aquatic movie.
Episode #143: Muppet, an HR nightmare. The integrity that only poverty can give you. Spoiler alert: Lady pocket.
Episode #142: Whitney-Meredith-Bridget makes an all too short appearance. Spoiler alert: It's really a story about a diabolically conniving magic ticket.
Episode #141: Recollectively. Spoiler alert: A movie about football that isn't really about football despite the fact that most of it involves football.
Episode #140: The story of Bruce, the skull tattoo. Justice for Will! J/K, not in this movie. Spoiler alert: Snake facts! Learnin' ‘bout some snakes!
Episode #139: You don't have to lobotomize your characters to generate tension and tell a reasonable story? Weird. Spoiler alert: Open communication can defeat a snake.
Episode # 138: Meghan embezzles from TJ and summarily leaves the family. D.Darius.X.Stone Spoiler alert: Stupid rock, covered with scum and fish poop.
Episode # 137: Meghan fails the triple A. Frank cannot improvise. Spoiler alert: When in doubt, put it in the trunk.
Episode # 136: There are not enough hovercrafts. Double freeze frames. Spoiler alert: The most charming movie you'll ever see where someone gets fed into a wood chipper.
Episode # 135: From the outside it looked idyllic… Micheal Keaton, no! Micheal Keaton, NO! Spoiler alert: Enigmatic.
Episode #134: I could image your heart all day. Spoiler alert: The scientific method is thoroughly destroyed.
Episode # 133: The sequel to Divergent. It's not for you, Jeff. Spoiler alert: Am I kidding me?
Episode #131: Still tired of watching men do stuff. We discuss our mundane/inane superpowers. Spoiler alert: Two things can be true at the same time - Furitainment.
Episode #131: Fedoraed angel of death. The anti-Taken. Spoiler alert: It's a PSA about jaywalking.
Episode # 130: Murder, resurrection, re-murder, exorcism. A curse that no one cares about. Spoiler alert: Je ne sais misogyny.
Episode # 129: If you can't handle me at my Medusa face, you don't deserve me at my Io face. Spoiler alert: Zeus loves humans TOO much.
Episode #128: Spanked by a Luc Besson movie. Grenade echolocation. Spoiler alert: Keep your eyes on the hymen.
Episode #127: Shut your stupid woman mouth, Amber. Spoiler alert: Taken solves the trolley problem.
Episode #126: Explain myself to me. Valentine's Day is trash. Spoiler alert: Lower your expectations.
Episode #125: See what Michael's nightmares are shaped like. A marionette fueled solely by hate. Spoiler alert: Bad architecture.
Episode #124: Life is chaos and ruin, so fuck the hot barbarian. Amber forgets words. Spoiler alert: I live I love I slay.
Episode #123: It's fun to have stuff to edit out. A boy suit. Spoiler alert: A bunch of real Angela Lansburies.
Episode #122: Fuck, marry, kill: witches. Get in this hole, honey. Spoiler alert: Witches family values.
Episode #121: Amber figures out the true villains of the movie. Spoiler alert: Sometimes a director just wants to destroy something beautiful.
Episode #120: Kevin Costner is a fish man. All the steel in Hawai'i. Spoiler alert: You don't mess someone's limes.
Episode #119: Back to BMR basics. Deloycious. Spoiler alert: Melodious singing.
Episode #118: Nonsense derailed by nonsense. Eyeballs on mediocrity. Spoiler alert: Vinyl coffins.
Episode #117: Don't loose sleep, he had it coming. Child women. Spoiler alert: Oops all backstories.
Episode #116: Michael hates shirts. Gauntlet of swords. Spoiler alert: We discuss one battle, and witness the beginning of another!
Episode #115: Eek! Women! By the third murder, maybe their teen girl fun is through. Spoiler alert: Share your rocks.
Episode #114: Face ears. Do doctor things! The parameters of necrophilia. Spoiler alert: 9:00
Episode #113: Techno savvy untz-untz. Vampers are back. Spoiler alert: Twist!
Episode #112: Uncle Jeremy Rainforest. A literal shovel. Spoiler alert: Tinsel - the club restaurant wax museum experience.
Episode #111: Menstrual chaos and menstrual consistency. Resting comfort face. Spoiler alert: Sneak Jesus.
Episode #110: Michael fails to rhyme “dressage”. The soylent green of monsters. Viking swat team. Spoiler alert: Disney does toxic masculinity.
Episode #109: Let us be your half dead lightning bug in the dark.
Episode #108: Simplified to the point of nonsense. Briefcase guns. Spoiler alert: Business penthouse - where business happens.
Episode #107: Amber's inscrutable metaphors. Punched through a coat. Spoiler alert: Earth universe.
Episode #106: Podcasting associates. Pirate hibachi chef cat: culinary flair and a bad attitude. Spoiler alert: It's all a part of my plan.
Episode #105: Flashbacks in flashbacks in flashbacks. A very fashionable blue bra. Spoiler alert: Rock and roll alpaca.
Episode #104: Amber says it wrong waaaaaay more than twice and Meghan re-narrativizes NOTHING. The beautiful gift of revenge. Spoiler alert: Subvert my expectations again, baby.
Episode #103: Jing-a-lang jing-a-lang. Joie de mort. Spoiler alert: A queer tidbit to take you through the long winter.