Bad Movies Rock

Episode #153: Do it like the pigeons. An outstanding transition. Spoiler alert: Fredit it out. 

Episode #152: A very dramatic killer. The trolley problem claps back. Spoiler alert: Gritty for her pleasure. 

Episode #151: Meghan sacrifices herself at the alter of comedy. Mickey Mouse does Blade. Spoiler alert: Karen, hemotologist and SLAYER OF GODS.

Episode # 150: The dog lives. Eek out a matricide. Spoiler alert: A worse villain than the moon.

Episode # 149: Interrogating our listeners one by one. Squished! Spoiler alert: The moon is god!

Episode #148: Oops, all prophecies. Prehistoric romantic comedy. Spoiler alert: Fire still lives in these rocks.

Episode #147: Ethically sourced super soldiers. Gunked to the gills. Spoiler alert: Negligible science.

Episode #146: Face snakes. Entertain but verify. Spoiler alert: Everyone pick up a small child.

Episode #145: Nuke facts! Learnin' ‘bout some nukes! Giant space rods. Spoiler alert: Cyber blasting!

Episode #144: When all else fails… THEY DON'T! Snake facts and shoe rocks breaks Amber's spirit. Spoiler alert: A largely aquatic movie.

Episode #143: Muppet, an HR nightmare. The integrity that only poverty can give you. Spoiler alert: Lady pocket.

Episode #142: Whitney-Meredith-Bridget makes an all too short appearance. Spoiler alert: It's really a story about a diabolically conniving magic ticket.

Episode #141: Recollectively. Spoiler alert: A movie about football that isn't really about football despite the fact that most of it involves football.

Episode #140: The story of Bruce, the skull tattoo. Justice for Will! J/K, not in this movie. Spoiler alert: Snake facts! Learnin' ‘bout some snakes!

Episode #139: You don't have to lobotomize your characters to generate tension and tell a reasonable story? Weird. Spoiler alert: Open communication can defeat a snake.

Episode # 138: Meghan embezzles from TJ and summarily leaves the family. D.Darius.X.Stone Spoiler alert: Stupid rock, covered with scum and fish poop.

Episode # 137: Meghan fails the triple A. Frank cannot improvise. Spoiler alert: When in doubt, put it in the trunk.

Episode # 136: There are not enough hovercrafts. Double freeze frames. Spoiler alert: The most charming movie you'll ever see where someone gets fed into a wood chipper. 

Episode # 135: From the outside it looked idyllic… Micheal Keaton, no! Micheal Keaton, NO! Spoiler alert: Enigmatic.

Episode #134: I could image your heart all day. Spoiler alert: The scientific method is thoroughly destroyed. 

Episode # 133: The sequel to Divergent. It's not for you, Jeff. Spoiler alert: Am I kidding me?

Episode #131: Still tired of watching men do stuff. We discuss our mundane/inane superpowers. Spoiler alert: Two things can be true at the same time - Furitainment. 

Episode #131: Fedoraed angel of death. The anti-Taken. Spoiler alert: It's a PSA about jaywalking. 

Episode # 130: Murder, resurrection, re-murder, exorcism. A curse that no one cares about. Spoiler alert: Je ne sais misogyny. 

Episode # 129: If you can't handle me at my Medusa face, you don't deserve me at my Io face. Spoiler alert: Zeus loves humans TOO much.

Episode #128: Spanked by a Luc Besson movie. Grenade echolocation. Spoiler alert: Keep your eyes on the hymen.

Episode #127: Shut your stupid woman mouth, Amber. Spoiler alert: Taken solves the trolley problem.

Episode #126: Explain myself to me. Valentine's Day is trash. Spoiler alert: Lower your expectations.

Episode #125: See what Michael's nightmares are shaped like. A marionette fueled solely by hate. Spoiler alert: Bad architecture.

Episode #124: Life is chaos and ruin, so fuck the hot barbarian. Amber forgets words. Spoiler alert: I live I love I slay.

Episode #123: It's fun to have stuff to edit out. A boy suit. Spoiler alert: A bunch of real Angela Lansburies.

Episode #122: Fuck, marry, kill: witches. Get in this hole, honey. Spoiler alert: Witches family values.

Episode #121: Amber figures out the true villains of the movie. Spoiler alert: Sometimes a director just wants to destroy something beautiful.

Episode #120: Kevin Costner is a fish man. All the steel in Hawai'i. Spoiler alert: You don't mess someone's limes.

Episode #119: Back to BMR basics. Deloycious. Spoiler alert: Melodious singing.

Episode #118: Nonsense derailed by nonsense. Eyeballs on mediocrity. Spoiler alert: Vinyl coffins. 

Episode #117: Don't loose sleep, he had it coming. Child women. Spoiler alert: Oops all backstories. 

Episode #116: Michael hates shirts. Gauntlet of swords. Spoiler alert: We discuss one battle, and witness the beginning of another!

Episode #115: Eek! Women! By the third murder, maybe their teen girl fun is through. Spoiler alert: Share your rocks. 

Episode #114: Face ears. Do doctor things! The parameters of necrophilia. Spoiler alert: 9:00

Episode #113: Techno savvy untz-untz. Vampers are back. Spoiler alert: Twist!

Episode #112: Uncle Jeremy Rainforest. A literal shovel. Spoiler alert: Tinsel - the club restaurant wax museum experience.

Episode #111: Menstrual chaos and menstrual consistency. Resting comfort face. Spoiler alert: Sneak Jesus. 

Episode #110: Michael fails to rhyme “dressage”. The soylent green of monsters. Viking swat team. Spoiler alert: Disney does toxic masculinity.

Episode #109: Let us be your half dead lightning bug in the dark.

Episode #108: Simplified to the point of nonsense. Briefcase guns. Spoiler alert: Business penthouse - where business happens.

Episode #107: Amber's inscrutable metaphors. Punched through a coat. Spoiler alert: Earth universe.

Episode #106: Podcasting associates. Pirate hibachi chef cat: culinary flair and a bad attitude. Spoiler alert: It's all a part of my plan.

Episode #105: Flashbacks in flashbacks in flashbacks. A very fashionable blue bra. Spoiler alert: Rock and roll alpaca.

Episode #104: Amber says it wrong waaaaaay more than twice and Meghan re-narrativizes NOTHING. The beautiful gift of revenge. Spoiler alert: Subvert my expectations again, baby.

Episode #103: Jing-a-lang jing-a-lang. Joie de mort. Spoiler alert: A queer tidbit to take you through the long winter.