Blonde Moments Podcast

Hello again Friends! On this weeks episode we lose it for a few minutes with uncontrollable laughter because… we discuss what the real Loch Ness Monster was, if female whales orgasm, what one unruly passenger did on a flight with no regards for the people around him, what excessive masturbating can cause, how one deceased rappers appeared at his funeral & a listeners story that involves a candlestick (I bet you can't guess where it was!)

This week we are totally unleashing on Florida-Man because well, it was time!! Hear the latest and craziest Florida Man stories plus, a hilarious white elephant gift, a brawling Easter bunny, a Bobbit meme we are living for, what Melinda saw a truck driver doing while driving, how the girls stole alcohol when they were teenagers & a story about a man who claims to have met the Devil!! One you won't wanna miss!

This week Melinda & Gina share some hilarious stories about an odd condition one man got after a stroke, what happened when a husband went out with his buddies instead of making dinner, the latest revelations about Hugh Hefner, more Florida-Man and we get to offer some advice! Plus, find out what we'd use our 3 wishes on!!

On this weeks episode Melinda is bringing ya'll all of the disgusting stories and Gina gets to play innocent! We talk about: what one woman needed surgically removed from her bladder, a must-see Howard Stern clip, a creature named after Lorena Bobbit, a new fetish novel that has been recommended, how one man stole money from a Wal-mart and of course a couple Florida-man stories cause you know they can never be fully off the hook! Plus we get into some listener follow-up emails!!

On this weeks episode we really get into some funny stories about farts, toilet seat cocaine, a glitter prank gone wrong, the truth about listening to a womans body, how a man got busted after winning the lotto and a bunch more listener stories! Plus, we lend advice for one listeners story. Also, you will never guess the gift Gina brought for Melinda!

Today we discuss another woman who is selling her farts in a jar, an 80s movie that Gina HATES, what happened to an Olympian and what Gina thinks could have been done to fix it, how to earn $6,000 after 2 months, a horrible BJ experience and one listeners "Trifecta" Story!!!

Warning!! We tend to go a little off the rails in this weeks episode and discuss some fairly gnarly things, but we laugh the entire time! Learn about a new way to get high, what Drake adds to his condoms, a heart throb criminal, butthole placement, anal sex & a bad trip Gina had!! Enjoy!

On our latest episode we discuss some wild stories.. We found out if Gina attempted to jar her farts, a bunch of Floridaman stories that'll make your head spin, why a man desperately needed plastic surgery, NFTs, a perverted keychain and a gift on etsy for your fellow pillow humper! Plus, we end on a listeners story that leads us to believe in the sex Trifecta!! Oh and by the way, what the hell are NFTS??!! LOL

The Eyes of Tammy Faye is our true crime story this week based on a recommendation from Gina, wait'll you hear our thoughts on this movie/doc! Before the true crime talk we discuss: Gina's drug cupboard, an 11 year old hero, a new exercise system at your favorite fast food restaurant, how we may be getting covid (it's not what you think LOL), people who can smell a very interesting insect and of course our latest Florida man story!

On this weeks Mixed Bag of Nuts we explore body bleaching, what happened to a marathon runner and why Gina is not on board with her. How one reality star is raking in the dough, how a man is ‘curing' his homosexuality, a major announcement for ‘tiny takers' and why a root vegetable is the root of one mans problems (see what we did there?) Next week we get back to our True Crime Episodes!!

You're favorite perverted blondes are back and do we have quite the episode for you! In this episode we discuss Melinda's recent ‘vacation' on The Challenge All Stars 2, a womans unusual recipient of her breastmilk, a male stripper who shows up at the worst possible home, a listeners 'dog food eating' story, an especially awful blind date, more Florida man, plus a lesson one man had to learn the hard way involving a gator!!

Disclaimer that this week's true crime episode may be triggering for some, as we discuss the brutal, horrific, and senseless murder of Shanda Sharer. But in our usual style we will lighten it up first and discuss a mom who watches porn with her sons, people getting high on cat pee, a painful sounding penis cage, and a Floridaman hid his drugs in a place you'll never guess!!

This week we reminisced on the ole' quarantine and what we all did to get through it! But first we had to contemplate wether we have a bad O face or not, a Victoria's secret Karen, a journalist who really took her job to the next level, and most importantly, we learned about the grapefruit method. You'll never look at a piece of citrus the same after learning about that one!

This week Melinda shares a true crime story about the documentary Roll Red Roll, unfortunately about an underage girls rape that caused a movement with Anonymous! But, before true crime the ladies discuss: a bunch of crazy Florida-man stories involving a hookah smoking caterpillar, a meth lab that set fire, clone-a-willy review and why one woman set her husband on fire!

What an episode this is.. although we do talk about hilarious online reviews, we get into some dirty talk! Melinda shares a post about what size really matters, Cardi B's belly cast, Melinda's sugar daddy, a woman who married the Eiffel Tower, Gina seeing a friend at the strip club and 2 ridiculous Florida Man stories!!

Welllll, we are giving you some true crime this week, but not without a case of the giggles… (We promise we get though the stories!) Before things take a turn for the dark we talk about a new weight loss device that is on the verge of torture, a woman who had to chew off her umbilical cord, a new condiment that will for sure make you gag, Gina's latest adventure at a strip club, a flying dildo and some of the wild and crazy things Melinda did in her 20's! Enjoy!

This week we shake it up with a Mixed bag Of Nuts episode!!! True Crime will be back next week! We cover: a 6 foot schlong, a new fashion trend for pee lovers, a woman whose fetish got the fire department involved, a man who married a sex doll, where John Bobbit is today and if anal acceptable on a first date?

Okilly Dokilly (Episode: 57) by Melinda Collins & Gina Voge

Warning! This episode may be triggering for you considering it is our true crime episode, but we discuss the murders of the Gustafson family by Danny LaPlante (But this is one wild story!) as well as the murders of Lisa Snyders children. Before we get in to our true crime stories, we discuss more John Bobbit information (a funny song actually), a fast food metal band, 2 wild Florida stories and an animal with square poo!!

Settle in for quite a laugh with this weeks episode. Our topic for the day is: “Unbelievable stories that are true!” Some of these you will not believe! But, before our topic discussion we discuss John Bobbits porn career, waking up with an accent, becoming compost & Gina shares her love for Justin Bieber!!

Hmmm, ever wonder what happened to the “famous hiccuping girl?” Or ever wonder what is in that 55 gallon steel drum on your crawl space? Well, wonder no more! On this weeks true crime episode we cover both!! Plus, we discuss a ‘finger blasting’ commercial, Athlete A, Tickled the documentary, how one girthy man got out of a murder trial and what the latest hot summer trend is!! Enjoy!

I mean, Is there ever an episode where there isn’t dirty talk? Well, I’ll tell you that we aren’t starting today!! Listen in as the ladies share fight stories! Gina tells us about Lemon Parties, the documentary Tickled, a how a clever neighbor dealt with property lines. Melinda tell us about a vibrator for the dearly departed, the Mothman statue in WV, and why wearing a pad isn’t a good idea!!

Your fix for true crime is back this week! Melinda covers a horrifying boating accident and Gina covers a listeners sent in story about the murder of Skylar Neese! Before things get dark the chics talk about: More turtle sex, an accidental blood facial (Trust me you will wanna laugh your butt off at this story with us), return to amish, and some crazy Florida-Women!

Mmmm sex… we all love it, but sometimes it leads to some crazy stories! So we are here to share your first sexual encounter stories.. The good, the bad, the hilarious! Plus, Gina and Melinda discuss the secret of a pineapple, Melinda’s most recent scary experience, how yet another chic catches her hubby cheating, and a would you rather question that will for sure get you thinking!

And!!! Your favorite blondes are back!!! We discuss our brief hiatus, a generation trying to shut down Eminem, the vaccine, what star decorations on houses really mean, a vegetable you can rent to sleep in, Elmo being used as a sex toy, a baby born with 3 penises (yes you read that right) and of course much much more!! Thank you from the bottom of our hearts for the love and support XXOO

We will be taking a brief Hiatus due to a recent real life trauma. For more information please visit Melinda's IG page: MelindaStolpMTV or feel free to DM us on our IG page: BlondeMomentsPodcast or email us at: BlondeMomentsPodcast@gmail.com. Thanks for your continued love and support! We will be back in a few weeks!! Much love, Your Favorite Blondes XXOO

On Dear Mr. Butthole Licker you will hear about a man scaring his neighbors, how a woman caught her man cheating, how one chic got revenge on her cheating man, a way technology helped catch a cheater and also about a Methed out attack squirrel (Yes you read that right!) Then for true crime: Gina tells us about the sad death of 17 year old Bianca Devins & Melinda (who is newly obsessed with a wrestling documentary) tell us about the horrible murder of professional wrestler Bruiser Brody.

Have you ever been in a relationship and started noticing red flags that made you run for the hills?! We have and so have our listeners! This week, we share all the crazy red flags ya’ll have encountered (and a bunch we have encountered). We also discuss the Meghan Markle/Oprah interview, a way to determine if you are really a serial killer (Without actually killing a bunch of people), a womans discovery of a friends sex toy, how Gina foreshadowed her own future and a man pooping in cars. Man this world is crazy!

On todays true crime, both chics are giving you stories that seem like they are Hollywood Movies! Melinda shares about the 3-way insurance scam murder of Ellis Greene and Gina tells us about the murder of Ken MacLennan! Before it gets dark, hear about a crazy encounter Gina recently had in a Kohls parking lot, a sexy amazon leggings fail, what people scored at a thrift store, and what you may want to enjoy with your Frosted Flakes!!

This week it’s our Mixed Bag Of Nuts, where no topic is off limits and no topic is tooooo dirty (well maybe)! Hear a story that even makes both Gina & Melinda uncomfortable! The chics discuss Framing Britney Spears, a meth group on facebook, an E.T. toy used all the wrong ways, a woman who gets impregnated by the wind and Melindas incident on her flight to Florida!

On this weeks episode, we have one very hung over Gina for your listening pleasure! Haha, but we are sharing stories about things that you have heard, done or seen- that has stuck with you! There are some epic stories in there! Plus, hear a disgusting story about what a woman did with a lobster, a fetish involving nostrils, why a woman stabbed her husband, how science just discovered some interesting new facts about dinosaur buttholes, why a man jizzed in a cup and a story that made Gina think it was about Melinda!

This week, we are wondering what the hell has gotten in to some people! We discuss Armie Hammer and Marilyn Mansons latest dilemmas, a hotline that can help you release some stress, what personal technology is being hacked and what one person did when they found out they lived near a pedophile. Melinda tells us about the horrific murder of Rose Larner. Gina shares the murder of Karen Pannell, a flight attendant who left a bloody clue on the wall.

Our Valentine’s Episode is upon you!! Hear about the worst, funniest and craziest things that have happened to people on this Hallmark holiday! Plus, Melinda and Gina discuss a man born without a penis, how a woman stopped a robber, what the U.K. is doing to grey squirrels, what happens when you get whiskey-dick, a mother who wants to make sure her son is ‘taken care of’ on a date, an unsuspecting way a young woman killed herself, and a trend Gina was all about in the 2000s!

This week, we cover the Night Stalker documentary on Netflix. We don’t rehash all of the same information they gave you the show, but we provide you with some interesting facts and tid-bits the documentary did not cover, plus our own insights and feelings on the serial killer Richard Ramirez. But, before it goes dark- we are up to our usual shenanigans. We cover: the hilarious Bernie memes, Santa making a visit at Melinda’s holiday party, why a reporter poo’d in someones backyard, a felon with a hilarious name, a new sexy trend for taking showers & what the hell songs for dust mites means! Enjoy!

Ya’ll… something might be wrong with us! The things we find hilarious are questionable, but alas you wanna hear it.. right? ;) Gina and Melinda talk about Gina’s most recent sex fail, secretions, the latest trend for male facial hair, why we'd wanna be kidnapped, dirty dickin’ Kenny G, and hairy penis shafts… Then we share your stories about sleepwalking!!

Ok ya’ll, bear with us.. this true crime episode gets dark and it may be a tough one for you to listen to because Gina covers Andrea Yates and the murder of her 5 children.. it is hard to hear BUT luckily Melinda is giving us the survival story of Kaye Robinson to end the episode. And as usual, before the episode gets dark we are bringing you some odd stories about a woman who murders to marry her dad, a solution for you after sex clean up needs, why you shouldn’t be eating icicles and why glass dildos make for a perfect centerpiece on your coffee table!

It’s that time again!! Time for our Mixed Bag of Nuts!! We cover your stories about hot tubs, getting caught masturbating, a trend for dick cages, a mushroom that makes women orgasm, the truth about Ahegao, what Gina put up her butt & how Melinda was once a role model!! You won’t want to miss this one!!

This 1st True Crime Episode of the year!! WHOOOO HOOO.. Well, this one gets pretty heavy... From a possible murdering mother (Darlie Routier) to a woman who just couldn't stop forging checks and poisoning people (Velma Bullard. Plus, you asked for our advice and we are giving it!

We have such a fun episode today, it’s about times you got caught.. and boy oh boy there was no set definition as to what people got caught doing!! Find out what’s really in your perfume, what taxidermists are doing with deer butts, how Melinda once caught a shoplifter and what Gina and Melinda’s plans are for once they are in a retirement community!

On this weeks true crime episode we are giving y’all what ya asked for…. Gina’s own personal story about being involved in a murder investigation!! Such a crazy story!! But, before that we tell ya about: Melinda’s latest embarrassing story, ‘lot lizards’, a device that can help a woman who is being raped, and what someone found in a port-a-potty!!

If you think this episode is gonna get wild because we are sharing hot tub stories.. you'd be right! Hear about a guy who wanted his girlfriend to get it on with an old man in a hot tub, geo-duck soup, dinosaur porn (Yes, you read that right), bee porn (You read that one correctly too!), & sooooooo much more! Enjoy the laughs!

Smell Yo D*ck! (True Crime Ep: 18) by Melinda Collins & Gina Voge

Now we know Y’all aren’t going to be surprised by this but… This was supposed to be our true crime episode, but we were having so much fun on our tangents - we decided to skip it (we promise true crime will be back next week) But we know you will love hearing about: an interesting way to prepare food (this one is gross), an inventive take on a fleshlight, what happens when you drink 1 toooo many white russians, & a psych disorder that’ll make you say MOOOOO!!

What to say about an episode that will truly leave you laughing? We address funny childhood stories again and let’s just say.. these stories are hilarious! Find out about when Gina found her dads porn, what Melinda did as revenge to a childhood bully, what one kid was making out with and so much more!!!

Let’s just say this episode starts out on a very hilarious note! You’ll hear about a naked man humping a statue, Melinda’s least favorite music group, Gina’s recent sex-capade, what our rapper names would be & what Halloween decoration turned out to be a clue about a missing man! Then, our true crime stories… Melinda tells us about Daniel Conahan and the horrible murders he committed in the 90’s. Gina shares about the murder of Anna Repkina and the dangers of online dating!

An Accidental Golden Shower (Episode: 42) by Melinda Collins & Gina Voge

Before we dive into our true crime stories this week, Gina lets us know that the silence of the lambs house is for sale, we have a discussion about a wife who is unhappy with her mans nether region, a 'Beautiful Monster" and a top ramen job! Then the ladies discuss American Murder: The Family Next Door. Gina shares about the murder of Sharon Gutherie and Melinda tells us about Amber Hagerman.

On this weeks True Crime Episode, hear about Diane Pranski: a woman who was kidnapped, raped, beaten and set on fire! This story will leave you with your jaw on the floor. Gina covers the murder of Donna Winger: is this murder as straight-forward as it seems? Before the episode turns dark, Gina discusses one of her biggest pet peeves, another Florida man story and about a condom both chics have never heard of!

Laugh along with us while we discuss jobs that you never knew existed!! We may even give you an idea to switch careers!! Hahaha (yeah right!) Plus, Gina discusses what gross video Melinda sent her, how one man become YouTube famous, & hear about the latest fetish that’ll be sure to leave you with a lot of questions!!! This is a fun one for sure!

Did y’all know there was a killer on the loose in New York City in the 90’s that was called the Zodiac? (No, not the San Francisco one!) We were both shocked to find that out when Melinda covers the story! Gina shares then shares the terrible murder of Cayley Mandadi and why the ‘Clear Alert’ now exists. The ladies also share stories about how people have just gone way toooo far with pumpkin spice (especially the condoms), nicknames for masturbation, all about Vaseline & one listeners personal story about a pedophile she knows! Be sure to tune in! And please, if you love what you hear, please rate us 5 glorious stars on your podcast app!! TAP THAT APP!!

Soooo, you're thinking about becoming a member at a gym..? Well Gina & Melinda share some wild gym stories. From pooping in the shower, shaving pubes, queefing and farting.. the gym seems like a gross place! Here is your excuse to not have to go lol! Plus, hear a story about how a woman got revenge on her abusive husband, what bit a man while he was using the toilet, what Melinda got bit by in Costa Rica, and what exactly ‘Gooch Grease’ is!