Charmed Hard with a Vengeance

Piper is sent to JAIL. Phoebe puts on lip liner.

Phoebe becomes her high school self, and by that I mean she wears a long wig and acts pretty much the same.

Billie finds a superhero belt that puts her in a sexy costume, because sexism is over. Phoebe has dates, lots and lots of dates.

Phoebe casts a smart spell on herself. She must rescue her sisters from a painting before she becomes stupid again.

Grandma Ghost is summoned to hate on men, and also annoy a necromancer who's just minding his own business.

The Headless Horseman shows up to introduce the girls to their Harry Potter knockoff school. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

The Charmed Ones achieve world peace: by killing. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

The Charmed Ones complain for 45 minutes while an Alice in Wonderland themed plot happens in the background. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Phoebe is haunted by her 1920s self, who looks like her present self, because past lives are just your relatives, and also Neighbor Dan is their great grandfather. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

A creepy man with no game at all haunts Prue's dreams. Meanwhile, Piper and Phoebe go on dates. Darryl will never doubt Andy again. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Chris is turned into Spider-man because of daddy issues. The Charmed Ones ignore this because of dates and work. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Grandma Ghost is miraculously resurrected just so she can be comically eaten by a wolf. Phoebe dons the infamously terrible Cinderella Dress. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

It's the Mirror Universe with the Halliwells, where Leo has stupid hair, Darryl DOES want to know, and Piper is pretty much the same. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

The girls are confronted by the innocents they didn't save. So, all of them. The promo pretends this is a comedy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Lazy Leo eats chips. There's a plot about the seven deadly sins in this episode also. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Tiny Bangs Phoebe does Cole a big favor by telling him to move on and go to Hell, please. Bruce Campbell wonders why he's here. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Phoebe's dream man steps out of a 50s monster movie. The audience is left to wonder what the Demon of Illusion meant when he said "and then there were two." --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Wyatt shrinks down Piper and Leo and traps them in a dollhouse. Meanwhile, Zankou has a dumb plan that hinges on him never checking if someone is in the house or not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Wyatt summons a dragon because Piper is dumb and won't bind his powers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

The Crone plans to steal the Charmed One's baby by using a monkey to steal their senses or something? Brian Krause is bored on set. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Prue and Cole go back to the old west to hate flirt and maybe save Phoebe if there's time. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

David Carradine shows up with stupid hair to trap the girls within a time loop. Hilarious death ensues. Also Andy I guess. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Phoebe is a horrible monster who chooses to be evil and tries to gaslight everyone later. Meanwhile, Cole uses Netscape to shop for baby toys. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Paige steals the Book of Shadows to help other people, which is personal gain I guess so she gets big boobs. Piper turns into another sexy costume because grief. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

The Charmed Ones suck so bad they get put on trial. Darryl is on death row. The promo thinks this is sexy? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

Phoebe is turned into a genie and Chris is surprised to find out that breaking up his parents before he was born could have negative consequences. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allison-pregler/support

The Charmed Ones' dreams come to life when they totally fail to save the Sandman from death. Leo is pregnant as an aside. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Piper is put into a coma by some fruit, so Prue and Phoebe animate a ninja toy and it goes around killing people. Neighbor Dan fetches the sodas. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

It's the iconic first appearance of the Charmed One's greatest enemy: Barbas! Billy Drago appears once every 1300 years to be easily defeated by an ADR line. Phoebe finds a ladybug. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

The girls must go undercover as sexy Valkyries to rescue Leo from Valhalla, also Phoebe gets her empathy powers and is at her most annoying. Smash Mouth and Joe Millionaire as a talking dog, I guess? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

When a banshee comes to town, the show finds an opportunity to put Phoebe into another sexy costume. Also, Prue becomes a dog. Featuring Cole's Sears portrait. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

When a student at Magic School summons Lady Godiva, Phoebe must annoyingly stand up against breastfeeding discrimination or something. Sexism is defeated. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Piper becomes a vicious monster. Later, she also becomes a wendigo. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

This episode is epically bad. The girls turn into PMS werewolves. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Special guest 8-Bit Mickey joins us to discuss an episode with evil babies, dancing around child loss, uhhh...fetus transference?? Look it's bad. It's really bad. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Welp, it was a bad run, but it's time for CHWAV to come to a close. Charmed 2018 is just too awful. See you on Charmed Rewind, folks! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Harry's son dies and he's pretty indifferent about it, because he must steal the soul of a little chocolate stealing boy who is related to him in some fashion, because he wants to be mortal, which Macy talks to her ghost mom about, after a quick detour with Maggie and two other time wasting ghosts. Mel loves her Dear Wife. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Things seem too good to be true because things are actually happening on Charmed, which is how we know it will all be reversed by the end. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

A monster-pocalypse has started off-screen, but Maggie has like school assignments and stuff. Can two weirdos in unisex outfits help the sisters out? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Jordan and Macy get trapped in a purse which leaps them into Jordan's past, Mel and Maggie meet a new member of the family, and Harry and Abigael get real chill with Fenric the Vile. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Macy faces racism in the workplace, Mel sits a lot to hide her pregnancy, and Maggie somehow can't meet the deadline for a 30 second assignment. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

The girls are trapped in an interdimensional monster prison, but I think everyone is wondering what exciting thing Kevin will do this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

The anagram for "solve" is "we hated this episode." --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Maggie does Flashdance, Mel apparently loves snuff videos, and Macy continues her backslide into the most boring character. Jordan is inspirational. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Yo dawg we heard you like reboots, so we put a reboot in your reboot's reboot! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

The Charmed Ones go on separate fetch quests in order to fix their screw up. Meanwhile, Jimmy is a florist, drunk old Celeste is resigned to death, and the girls argue about who gets to leave the show first. Peter joins us to mourn CarMan. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

It's the death of an icon on Charmed today. The sisters breathe a sigh of relief because it wasn't anyone important to them. Aunt Viv has a Power Glove. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Let's Do the Reboot Again as Charmed once more tries to revamp its image, except this time there's a pandemic. Storylines will be hastily wrapped up. Large groups of invisible magic black market dealers won't be seen. Mel will make dumb decisions. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

In every generation there is a chosen one. He alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. He is the ice cream man. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

Grandma Ghost! Dark Leo! Baby voice Halliwells! 98 Degrees! Will Chris get a Wiccaning or will the girls be mental children forever? The stakes have never been lower! Mom comes back too but that's not important. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support

A young Misha Collins shows up as the Charmed Ones deal with Deanmon Norris, screened in cats, and random twins. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/allison-pregler/support