Chuggers Podcast

Julia and Kelly have risen from the tomb once again--just in time for the holidays!

50 - You Thought They Were Dead But Julia and Kelly are BACK! by Kelly and Julia

Kelly and Julia complain about the snow, attempt to solve a suburbs mystery, and tease their new merch. Will they be able to stop complaining about the snow? Will they solve the mystery? Will they really, finally be releasing merch? There’s only one way to find out.

The Chug Gals ring in the new year of 202CHUG (sounds like 2021 but it’s 202CHUG) by reviewing some highlights from 2020, including the hot celebrity son everyone forgot about and Julia’s short lived obsession with making sushi. They reminisce about the bathroom poster of the hottie girls: where are they now? Kelly summarizes some highlights from movies she’s watched recently, including the D-list camp classic “Showgirls.” The gals also discuss a scary electric face mask that’s supposed to be the next hot thing in skincare and the “rag man,” who is like a milkman but for period rags.

Kelly and Julia discuss everything skincare. They discuss other things too, so please don't be turned off if you're not crazy about skincare. Julia goes absolutely bonkers for skincare and shares her knowledge with Kelly, a skincare novice who doesn't even wear sunscreen inside the house. Ever wonder what a "serum" does? There's only one way to find out.

It’s a chugmergency! Julia has been confined in her bedroom for days after a potential exposure to Covid. She tells Kelly all about her isolation life, including her mom bringing food to her door. To lighten the mood, the gals also debate a heated topic: who would you rather have sex with, the Philly Phanatic or Gritty? The answer may shock and appall you.

The chug gals catch up after Kelly’s road trip and talk about all the cool stuff she saw. Julia divulges her weekend alone in the country dog-sitting at Kelly’s house and farting in her beanbag. The gals also touch on the first 2020 presidential debate and discuss the health benefits of sauerkraut.

Julia and Kelly discuss the 2003 hit survival horror thriller film Open Water. What would you do if you were stuck in the ocean after your scuba diving boat left you behind? The gals ponder their imaginary escape plans and Julia tells her own hit survival horror thriller story about getting stranded on a sunfish sailboat. Also: Kelly gushes about watching RHONY, Julia sends a sexy DM, and a future-hit Chuggers-exclusive song hits the airwaves for the first time.

Kelly and Julia blab and gab as per usual, touching on hard-hitting topics such as Phish, the Free Brittany Spears movement, and summering in Vermont. Julia summons Annson to answer an Ask a Man question while Kelly sips tequila off mic. The gals then ponder: what would be worse to listen to on a 10 hour drive? Only Phish or only Coldplay? Their answers will shock you.

Julia and Kelly get down deep and dirty to discuss the controversial men’s fashion trend of the late-00s: deep v-neck tee shirts. Kelly delights Julia when she confesses that she has joined Bachelor nation and Julia has a striking premonition. The gals hit pay dirt with a new business plan to start a sexy valet service and Julia hopes it finally leads her to a rich daddy. But when Kelly describes, in great detail, her dog’s shocking new butt haircut, the question of “how” lingers heavy in the air. What does it look like, you ask? How could it be done? Well, darling, you’ll have to listen to find out.

Kelly and Julia discuss Kelly’s new bidet and Julia’s new cardboard box recording setup. They take a deep-dive into the hit teen sex miniseries that’s sweeping our horny nation, “Normal People,” which both Kelly AND Julia’s parents are greatly enjoying. The gals also riff on mannequins, some restaurants using them to help people social-distance as they reopen, and come up with a brilliant business plan. What’s this brilliant business plan? You’ll have to listen to find out!

Julia and Kelly discuss the various things that have been holding their interest while still being quarantined at home. Kelly talks about what she’s been watching this past week, from “Too Hot to Handle” to “TFW No GF” to “Despicable Me.” Julia details some family drama and the gals discuss annoying roommates. Julia poses the most complex theoretical question to her math genius brother: “what does poop + pee equal?” And Kelly does a thong haul. You better hold onto your butts! This episode will have you wasting $3,000 just to make out with it!

Julia and Kelly discuss the news and other topics. Kelly details binge-watching Gilmore Girls, her first binge-watching experience during quarantine. Julia gives updates on living with her entire family, including working out in the garage with her Dad and smelly brother. The gals riff on being quarantined until 2022 and wonder when the hell they'll be able to go to a bar again.

Kelly and Julia are still coming to you long distance because they are being good girls and keeping their "chug"stance from everyone. They really don't want anyone to d-i-e and urge their precious chuggalos and chugalettes to stay safe and stay chuggy. The gals talk about Julia's recent development of quarantining at her parents' house and Kelly's fear of running out of b-o-o-z-e and p-o-t. They also discuss their new favorite Instagram account, the mysterious and misogynistic (in a fun way) "malessoul," who has their own m-a-l-e version of "if you stumble..." Will the chug girlz lose their minds in isolation and decide to e-n-d it all? There's only one way to find out.

Julia and Kelly are coming to you long distance and serving up the scolding hot tea on quarantine life and a bitch named Covid! Join the gals as they talk about how they've been passing the time, the politics of group chats, grocery shopping excursions and crusty old weed rations. Julia reveals how she fucked her way to the top to acquire the secret recipe for Wawa's famous egg salad. Kelly read a list of every flavor of Oreo ranked from worst to best. The gals sit and wonder: will they ever chug in person again? There's one way to find out.

Cover your mouths and wash your hands! Kelly and Julia are coughing all over the mics to bring you the most up-to-date information on the Chugronavirus. The gals quarantine themselves in Julia's bedroom and talk about their periods. What if the Chugronavirus made people bleed from their genitals? What if roommates that hated each other fell in love when forced to stay quarantined together in their tiny apartment? How many babies will be conceived while the city is on lockdown? These pressing questions and more are discussed in detail on this special episode that you absolutely do not want to miss.

This week Drew (Julia's roommate) joins the Chugger girls to discuss triscuits, Chuggers (the bar), Coronavirus, and Julia plays more "Ask a Man"! Enjoy a brief Bachelor update. Kelly describes the scary turkey vultures swarming her neighborhood. Should Julia do adderall for the first time on her plane ride to europe? listen to find out what kind of drug was found on the ground of Chuggers.

Julia and Kelly sit down with guest Annson for a special Valentine's Day episode! Julia asks Annson all of her burning questions about the opposite sex, such as "What's the fastest boner possible?" and "Do men prefer certain underwear colors?" The trio discusses the etiquette of using the word "horny," best date ideas, and a freaky new reality show called "Naked Attraction." When they reach the topic of sex shops, things get a little crazy and a bottle of poppers is passed around on air. So loosen up your butts, get cozy with some Cabernet and a box of heart-shaped chocolates, and leave your fuck-buddy on read: this one's gonna be sexy!

Kelly and Julia discuss the life and legacy of fellow Lower Chuggers High graduate, Kobe Bryant. They talk about their trip to the Kobe shrine outside of the high school, where they saw lots of basketballs with handwritten notes, jerseys, flags, and purple lavender scented candles. While chatting, the gals realize an uncanny coincidence: Kobe was #33 at Lower Chuggers High and this is their 33rd episode. Could Kobe be trying to tell them something from beyond the grave? There's only one way to find out.

Julia and Kelly reconvene after the winter holidays in Julia's swag new apartment. They talk about all the fun they had on New Years and the different things they did. Kelly gives us her honest review of "Cats: The Movie." Spoiler Alert: she loved it! They also discuss "Uncut Gems" and whether or not they'd bang Adam Sandler.

Julia's Mom, Ellen, accompanied Julia to Chuggers on Christmas! She met many regulars, helped clean up the bar, and count money fast! Ellen discusses her past growing up in Buffalo, NY. Listen to episode 31 to find out how Julia's Mom broke the law!

Coming to you live from another strip mall parking lot, Julia and Kelly talk all things fun. The gals discuss the concept of the human centipede, Ulta, the holiday season, observations, etc. etc. etc. Listen to find out Julia's favorite kind of porn!

The Chug Gals are coming to you live from Kelly's car in a particularly bleak local strip mall parking lot! They discuss the ongoing murder mystery surrounding regional supermarket chain owner Gary Redner. We all know Epstein didn't kill himself, but did Gary? The gals recount their experience inside of the Redner's supermarket, the new slots casino next door, and the pawn shop. They also give a detailed scene report on the fashion, cars, and overall vibe of the eclectic and iconic strip mall patrons.

Pour yourself some OJ and grease up your skillet for your favorite plant-based scrapple substitute: the Chug Gals are doing brunch! In this special early morning episode, Kelly and Julia discuss the band Weather Report (for a total of one minute), soulless new-construction condos, incidents with Boomers, Julia's new interest in water sports, her ability to fall asleep anywhere, Kelly's trip to Tennessee, her new blonde hair and fear of being box-dye shamed, the breathtaking taxidermy display at Cabela's, and many, many more unrelated topics.

Kelly and Julia discuss different experiences they've had getting stuck talking to old people. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it really blows. But that doesn't mean it's not worth the wisdom gained. The Chug Galz talk about the Schuylkill Expressway, vomit, gobblers, turkey bowls, pate, scrapple, yeast infections, and a very disgruntled low life at the Happy Chug Day bar. In the end, they ponder the question: what is the opposite of love?

Kelly just turned 30! She and Julia discuss what it's like to be over the hill, last things to do before your 20s end, and what Julia would do on her 30th birthday, which includes a deep fantasy about living in Delco and hosting gender reveal parties at Wawa. Also, Julia has a very bad experience with a brownie and Kelly gets a little too detailed explaining to her teenage brother the "ins and outs" of anal love-making.

Julia and Kelly discuss spotted lantern flies, skincare, Julia's trip to the Alps, Kelly's birthday, bar drama, SEPTA, and everything in between.

Julia is still hiking the Alps with her father so Kelly is joined by special guests Annson Conaway and Robert Lee Rizzetto from the rock n roll band Bobby Lee and the Hubba Hubbas. They perform some original songs live on air, talk about rock n roll, creative inspiration, Frankenstein, Metallica, and much, much more!

Are you ready for the Chugpocalyse?? The Chuggalettes get real about Prepping, they get down to the who's who and what's what. They decode some major tech advances the world isn't ready for, and hope to God the government doesn't come looking! Julia got a laser shot onto her face, and verbally committed to three more sessions for a discount! Kelly has never seen or heard of Water World, should Julia still be her friend?

Kelly and Julia discuss their new wellness-oriented lifestyles. Julia is now obsessed with green juice and Kelly can lift three pound weights over her head. They discuss whether or not CBD does anything, as Julia recently purchased a CBD vape. Kelly reminisces about trying to find a friend on Craigslist. The gals agree that they are feeling amazing and are prepared for the collapse of modern society with their new healthy lifestyles.

The Chug Galz talk about their Greek and Italian heritage, the final episode of the Bachelorette, and the alarming Hepatitis A outbreak in Chugadelphia! Yikes!

Get your roses ready Chuggalos and Chugalettes, you're about to get horny! Special guest Holly joins the ladies to discuss her and Julia's favorite TV show: "The Bachelorette." Kelly, having only watched about three episodes in her entire life, is like a Virgin at an orgy, asking obvious questions and pondering the philosophical meaning of it all. The gals brainstorm their own spinoff of "The Bachelorette," with Kelly as the host and Julia as the star, taking place entirely at Chuggers Bar and involving male suitors that are all Chuggers patrons. Will you accept this Chug?

It's too damn hot! The Chug Gals discuss swamp tit, summon the Big Boob Army, ponder a bloated pussy fetish, and discuss an erotic novel. Julia's recent run-in with a super celeb leads the gals to conclude that this very popular alt-rock musician is now CANCELLED. A movie is discussed and spoilers were recorded. However, Kelly made sure to edit out the spoilers for your listening pleasure, thus do not be alarmed if you hear a *boing* sound effect.

Hold onto your butts! Finally, after five weeks of vacation, Julia and Kelly are face to face once again. But could the rumors be true about Kelly? Or was it all an elaborate scheme by Julia to steal the Chuggers fame and fortune all for herself? Hope you're dancing for a girlfight folks: LET'S GET READY TO STUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly has a solo episode of her own while Julia is away on vacation. She discusses going down the shore to Wildwood, cool old neon signs, boardwalk, hoagies, et al. She's joined by special guests Little Johnny Ten Fingers Sr., Lisandra from Food Network University Social Media Sector, narrator lady with a posh British accent, winded South Philly guy walking up a flight of steps while yelling at his mom, and the hostile inhabitants of hoagie country.

A very concerned Julia and Ellen(Julia's Mom) go through Ellen's collection of self help books to find solutions for Kelly's recent behavior. We feel an intervention is the best option, and we want to be as prepared as possible when that day comes, so we spent a bit of time getting the facts and growing wiser to help stop Kelly from completely spiraling out of control. Perhaps the information we discuss in Episode 16 will help you too!

Kelly is still on vacation! Julia sits down with two true Chuggs, they shoot the shit about american culture, a third special guest joins and they get into the subject at hand, losing their sacred virginity.

Julia brings up some sensitive subjects she's been meaning to confront Kelly about, concerning Kelly's recent behavior. How does Kelly respond to some serious blows? Will their friendship continue after this extremely awkward talk? Julia updates everyone on Chuggers, taking care of three dogs, an interesting shirt she saw at Target, the difficulty of buying avocados, and warns everyone not to google a certain something.

Julia updates everyone on her art show, Kelly gives us some insight into what she is working on and her upcoming road trip. The galz dig deep into early 2000's MTV dating shows, Kelly teaches Julia about Limp Bizket and Mount Everest, they try to define abstract sex, and Julia discusses her plan to sell makeup at Chuggers on the down low.

The Chug Girls fantasize about Julia's sunburnt neighbor, discuss how a man with long eyebrows would sleep on a plane, and talk about casino culture, gambling grandparents, hand tattoos, parties at wrong addresses, and bar stuff. They answer questions from fans and reminisce about their best chug ever.

The gals discuss what might fall under the category of being both terribly boring and completely facinating at the same time. Julia tells Kelly about a dream she had to try and prove that listening to someone recall a dream is actually interesting. They dive deep into the James Charles vs. Tati scandal, a YouTube makeup artist feud with no end in sight. Kelly talks about going to the mall, reminding the gals of their favorite middle school fashion trend.

Kelly and Julia discuss their favorite looks from the Met Gala and fantasize about what they would wear. Julia shares updates on bar drama and confronts Kelly on-air about inter-pod tension. Could this be the end of Chuggers? You'll have to listen to find out!

Julia updates everyone on life at Chuggers. Kelly went to Baltimore and rode scooters! Philly doesn't have any, which is outrageous. Julia's family got in a fight over hot dogs. One love to all the Chuggalos and Chuggalettes!

In true stoner fashion Kelly and Julia celebrate 420 a week late. Kelly talks about her experience at Monster Jam. Julia tells Kelly about some movie ideas. So, pour some fresh bong water and chill the F out with us.

Kelly and Julia attend a Holistic Expo in the middle of Chuggsylvania! They learned about how beautiful your voice is, Kratom, crystals, dream catchers, cat tarot cards, health juice, being happy, fairies, sound bowls, and spirit drawings. With special guests Angela and Annson!

Julia apologizes to Kelly for thinking she lied about a one wiper! The man upstairs changes Julia's mind about something very important, and Kelly is enthralled. The ladies discuss a crime that took place at Chuggers, and the perfect revenge plan. And lastly, Kelly talks about quitting her office job! You go girl!

Kelly and Julia sit down with Julia's mom, Ellen. The three take a hard look at Ellen's multiple thrift store books about tea. They discuss tea parties, how to romance with tea, and the history of tea. Julia discovers a new role model and figures out what to do with her life! Kelly introduces Julia and Ellen to Kava Tea, do they get turnt up? you'll have to listen to find out! Does Ellen use the word bitch? you'll have to listen to find out!

Kelly and Julia recount their EPIC day at the Pet Expo, sharing their field recordings from the abandoned mall where it was held. They interviewed the reptile peeps, the alpaca ladies, and a man who takes 3D pictures of animals. The gals figure out ways to apply what they learned at the pet expo to finding a husband for Julia and conquering life's biggest fears. Hope you enjoy this Chugventure!

Kelly and Julia touch on the college admissions scandal as an excuse to watch all of Olivia Jade's GRWM makeup vlogs, Julia reminisces about escorting Richard Tuttle to Dick Blick, and Kelly weird-flexes her Catholic upbringing when things get deep and the gals wonder what hell is like. Also LoveSacs are discussed in painstakingly poignant detail. Julia gets a little worked up and says "like" a lot, she's going to work on these things in the future.

Kelly and Julia discuss the underbelly of Shen Yun marketing, sweet sweet textual redemption, and crying/pooping/doing-the-dirty at work (and school). So sit back, make yourself a Malibu Baybreeze (NO orange juice) and immerse yourself in chugg.

Welcome to Chuggers Podcast! Kelly and Julia discuss the blossoming of their friendship and intentions for the pod. Julia discloses the proper way to wash your butthole (as taught by her Dad, a retired doctor), Kelly recounts her mind blowing viewing of Shen Yun, and the gals get real.