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Noel's new apartment is looking good until she finds a demon in her closet, or rather, she discovers the Underworld Travel Customs Office in her closet. Suddenly, she's roped into working for the demon Bub as a customs officer, helping various denizens pass through her apartment and back into the Un…

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    • Jan 9, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 9m AVG DURATION
    • 105 EPISODES
    • 1 SEASONS


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    Ep. 100 B-Side

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2023 9:20


    Eva hates narrating, unless it's for Lily--I mean, for important documentation of an important event. This marks our 100th episode! Things have been super busy for the CotC team so we apologize for the long absence and erratice uploads. We might switch to a monthly update instead of a biweekly update to accomadate our changing schedules. Thank you for your understanding, and for sticking around for so long (it's also our 5th year making this podcast!) We're still hammering out the details for our Roundtable Discussion, so please look forward to that and Episode 101. Thank you again! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Eva - Emily Lai Faust - Yoro Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 99 A-Side

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 7:25


    Philies left some interesting documents for Lily... You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 98 Caught by Film

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 9:24


    We're back! Something weird is (still) happening at Diondis Hill Cemetery. Noel learns something new about cameras and ghosts. Eva is tired. Lily is even more tired. You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Special thanks to the Reporters, Miriam and Michael. Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 97 Report and Reply

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2022 10:42


    Lily needs a break. Knave gets some unexpected but efficient help. It's embarassing. You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Philies - Kevin Milbouer Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 96 Ghost Sighters Special: Diondis Hill Cemetery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 8:33


    This is Danny! Today we're having a VERY SUPER SPECIAL EPISODE at Diondis Hill Cemetery, where we are going to check out some reports of some interesting sightings at this local graveyard! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 95 Missing Report

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 7:38


    If your desk isn't a safe place to keep your documents and reports, where can you keep them? C'mon on! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 94 Grievances!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 8:31


    Woe! Woe is me! Ohhhh! Woe! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Forlorn Ghost and Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 93 An Uncontrolled Mishap

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 8:13


    What's that? Who's tapping on the window? You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Philies - Kevin Milbouer Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 92 Girls' Night 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 8:19


    Drinks? Snacks? Gossip? It's Girls' Night again! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 91 Bub, Defeated

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 8:36


    There are many layers to knowing Bub. He's like an onion. Layers and layers and layers. You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 90 This is an Audit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2022 10:16


    Things were a bit...strange the last time Dor'ris was here. Fortunately, Noel doesn't remember any of it. Boxes are moved. Dor'ris comes upstairs. Dore'een starts glowing. You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Dor'ris - Valen. You can find more of Valen's voice acting over on their Genshin Impact Youtube Channel! Dore'een - Whales, but no the real ones. Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 89 Side Story 9: Wall?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 6:12


    Bub, earnestly asking for Lily's opinion? Amazing. Hell must have frozen over. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 88 Bunches of Boxes

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 9:52


    Bub's storefront is happening and he needs more products. Goods. Yummy stuff. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 87 Regarding Retaliation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 6:56


    Paranoid? No, it's called "anticipating all contingencies". The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 86 Buildings and Trees

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 8:55


    It's an officially sanctioned outing for Knave. Don't worry, they had the appropriate training. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 85 Discounted Summon

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 5:29


    You've summoned a demon! A real demon! And we're back! You might have heard the news by now about ANYC, but don't worry: the CoTC crew that went to ANYC are all healthy and safe. If you also attended ANYC please go get tested too and stay safe! For more info, please visit the CDC website. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Danny - David Ng Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    November Announcement and ANYC

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 1:46


    Due to a busy schedule, there aren't going to be any episodes this November. However, Nicole, Wonyoung, and Alan will be at Anime NYC on the 19th to the 21st. Nicole will be tabling at Artist Alley at E25, so drop by and say hello! They'll be selling the UTCO pin along with a few other podcast unrelated merch. If you really need some Customs Out of the Closet this month, stop by the Ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/drophazard for blooper reels, art, and scripts. Thank you for listening! We will be back in December!

    Ep. 84 Informal Sleepover

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 7:57


    We'll disguise our informal discussion with an informal sleepover. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Knave - Nicole Tan Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 83 Some Body, Some Body Like You

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 7:38


    It's the Spirit Buddies!! Or the...Supernatural Buddies?? Today we're going to do something fancy, something cool, something amazing: we're bringing Ashton back with the power of HUMAN TRANSMUTATION!!!! The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Danny - David Ng Ashton - The Dream of Your Family Whom You Ran Away From Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 82 The Actual Summoning

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 7:20


    We're summoning this time. For real. We got everything. We're going to finish this today. The Underworld Travel Customs Office (UTCO) enamel pins are here! You can advertise your employment with the Underworld here: Ko-fi Shop Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 81 On the Topic of Summons

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2021 7:32


    Summons and in which we learn a bit about our beloved demons. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 80 Three Cattles' Worth

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 11:00


    Three cattles' worth of...what again? Excuse me? Nasty.  Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 79 Side Story 8: What It's Like in Upper Management

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 6:47


    In which Bub talks for the sake of talking, for the sake of hearing his voice. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Guide - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 78 A "Human Thing"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 8:14


    We're proceeding with the plan. The extremely hypothetical plan. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 77 Keep It in Your Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 10:13


    These discussions are purely hypothetical. We aren't going to do any of these. Definitely not. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 76 A Slow Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 9:46


    Sometimes you have a lot of time to just chat. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily and the Guide - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 75 SECTOR B49 FILING ROOMS OF THE UPPER MANAGEMENT

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 8:08


    STATE YOUR INTENTIONS. STATE YOUR INTENTIONS. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Knave - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Lily and the Guide - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear We have a poll for the first enamel pin on our Ko-fi! Check it out here. Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Special Ko-fi Announcement

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 1:29


    We've decided to move our extra bonus content to Ko-fi! All the scripts, character art, and blooper reels are available for free. Donations are not necessary, although it's a nice way to show your support to our team.  You can find our Ko-fi page by clicking Support Us! here, or on any of our show notes. Scripts will be released the Wednesday after the episode airs, and blooper reels will roll out on weeks an episode doesn't air until we are all caught up. Thank you again, listeners! See you soon, and don't look in your closet!

    Ep. 74 Trial and Error

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 8:08


    The best way to learn is to practice! Practice, practice, practice! On willing test subjects. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Support Us!

    Ep. 73 Competitive Learning

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 6:42


    It's a lot easier to learn when there's someone else learning the same material as you. Or just brushing up on something they've learned already. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Noel - Nicole Tan Grandpa - Nicole's cousin who is still going to turn thirteen later this year Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter  

    Ep. 72 Something Stupid, Something Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 8:16


    Quick! Everyone! Gang up on Grandpa! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Noel and Grandma - Nicole Tan Grandpa - Nicole's cousin who will turn thirteen this year wow time flies Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon  

    Ep. 71 The House Lost Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 6:21


    Left side, right side, turn right, turn right. Hm.  Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Noel - Nicole Tan Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon   Asian American Resources and Donation Master Post Send NYC's Chinatown Some Love CAAAV: Organizing Asian Communities KCSNY: The Korean Community Services of Metropolitan NY

    Ep. 70 What's in the Closet

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 10:21


    Speak nicely to Grandma. Grandma got answers. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Grandma - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 69 Side Story 7: Conflict of Interest

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 7:34


    Snacks. Foodstuff. The yummy things. From the Human Realm. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 68 The Closet

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 6:47


    There is another closet, but it's not the same. Hey, listen. It's not the same. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 67 I am the House

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 9:32


    Memories echo and repeat and rewind and remember. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan The House - Nicole Tan Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 66 She Saw Dead People

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 5:51


    Let's have a swing around Noel and Eva's old neighborhood. Seems like a cheerful place. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 65 Quality Check

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 7:00


    Hey. They're here. The goods. Y'know. The good goods. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 64 Black Coffee and Affogato

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2020 8:27


    We've been to this cafe before...and I think we've met this waitress, too. Paninis? Crepes? Yummy. I think they also serve pie. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Waitress - Sindy Liu Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 63 Knock Once for Opportunity

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 5:38


    Bub has a new idea and Noel has a better one. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Eva - Emily Lai Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 62: Talk It Out with Grandma

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 9:46


    Eva. Evaaaaaaaa. Refill Grandma's account please. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Grandma - Nicole Tan Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 61: Part of a Complete Breakfast

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2020 6:06


    The house was big, the ceiling had shadows, the doors were locked, and breakfast was cicadas and milk. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 60: The Three E-Y-Es

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 9:15


    Welcome back to a special episode of Danny and Ashton, Supernatural Buddies!! This episode, Danny got to get a front row seat at a panel by his favorite, most legit exorcist at the Sanguine Lake Retreat! Listen to the panel now! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Danny - David Ng Special thanks to Nicole's sister who was pestered into being a random audience member. Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 59 Side Story 6: Back in the Cat Days

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 5:16


    Let's go back in time a bit. Back when things were calmer and there wasn't really anything to do, or anything urgent happening. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Knave - Nicole Tan Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 58 It's not Stupid If It Works

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2020 6:13


    How did no one thought of this? It's going to work! And what did you say about Eva's grandfather?! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Eva - Emily Lai Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 57: Responsibility, or Lack Thereof

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 6:47


    Is it just me, or does it sound like Knave really, really, want to have friends? Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Knave - Nicole Tan Lily - Wonyoung Seo Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 56 The Lake is Behind You

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2020 12:58


    Noel has visitors at the Office. Office? Wait-- her room. At the retreat. That's what she meant. Not the Office. Ow. There is so much blood. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel and Knave - Nicole Tan Eva and Soap - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Bubbles - Adam Vadjak Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 55 Destined for Greatness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2020 7:18


    We are obviously destined for something better. Our bonds and our supernatural powers brought us together. Because together we are-- Hey! Where are you going? Don't just leave in the middle of the conversation like that! Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel and Knave - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Danny - David Ng Ashton - The Dreams You Still Have and Cannot Forget Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 54 Welcome to the Sanguine Lake Retreat

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2020 7:57


    Welcooooomme to the Saaaaanguiiiine Laaaaake Retreeeeeeeeeat. Enjoooooy youuur tiiime heeeeereeeeeee. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Eva - Emily Lai Lily - Wonyoung Seo Danny - David Ng Special thanks to Bonn. Brandon Bonn. Check out https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/ to find out how you can support racial justice and equality, including places you can donate to and other resources. Also, https://www.thetrevorproject.org/ helps support LGBTQ youths, so take a look and find out ways to donate and get involved. Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 53 Empty House, Red Lake

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 11:12


    It's a retreat next to a lake in the middle of a forest somewhere upstate and it's empty. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Faust - Juno Rivers Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

    Ep. 52 A Problem for Future Me

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 6:11


    Noel is on her way to the job interview but...there are problems. But it's a problem she can't deal with now so...it's not a problem. Right? Not a problem for now, at least. Credits Writer - Nicole Tan Noel - Nicole Tan Bub - Alan Jiang Music Credits “The Confrontation” and “The Gall” by Podington Bear Facebook Twitter Patreon

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