Eyes Forward; March!

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar start this episode easy enough with busy schedules. The two talk a little about the Best Warrior Competition, cleaning weapons, and maybe another daunting task or two before going into Military History. Finally, C’Gar goes on a little rant about the draft.

We’re 107 episodes in and still having technical difficulties, but that’s nothing like having a bunch of interruptions while recording. Senior Bacon felt like Mr. Rogers in the hour it took to create 30 minutes of what some may call humor. We hope you listen, we hope you laugh, we hope your human.

In between piss breaks, your favorite booze cruising homesteaders ramble on making a new episode of some old crusty style of podcasting. It’s the usual military history with a dash of bad dad jokes and real humor. Oh!, if. you hit reply all to an email with 72k members you are an idiot.

C’Gar still having audio and video issues while Bacon spends his time trying to edit the shit show. There’s only one thing to do, “edit this thang”! It’s another episode of your favorite old crusties rambling about something that means nothing.

In this episode we do some catching up and shit shooting while talking about the latest (maybe greatest) changes to the Enlisted Promotion System.

EFM has been pulling their shenanigans for a full term now. Will you keep us around for another?

Senior Bacon and Sergeant C’Gar kick back and have a low key conversation about a bunch of nothing. It’s one of those breaths of fresh air as Bacon has achieved his goals and is getting ready to fly home and rejoin his family. It’s moments like these when old crusty Soldiers can finally relax

Your favorite two old crusty Amy buddies are back with another episode! This one, the two sit back and tell a few stories that they find comical. If you’re easily offended, we’re not sure why you are here. Listen at your own risk. Anyway, most of the dead space and dry mouth clicks have been cut out before yeet-ing this 280lbs bitch towards your ear holes.

We’ve hit 100 episodes of Eyes Forward, March! It should be a grand celebration, but mission dictated otherwise. Senior Bacon is still far away from home and Sergeant C’Gar is having some audio issues. Shit happens! Let’s see what episode 104 brings us.

Only one episode away from the big 100, Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon make an attempt to record. Are the trainees of today given too many privileges? Are military schools waisting time and money? They don’t have answers, but they do have opinions.

Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon are getting close to the big 100th episode of Eyes Forward March, but the timing is wrong. One is busy with his hobbies while the other is getting educated. In this episode they talk about different technologies and the ability to have permissions. How much do you need to know, if any?

Sergeant C’Gar and Senior Bacon talk about department wide motivational physical fitness challenges. How do you keep people motivated? Is a reward necessary? So many questions, but the tow take the time to try to make sense of it all.

This episode of Eyes Forward March brings back the beloved OE Topic. You remember those. It’s the kind of topic that gets everyone involved and can sometimes get heated. Sometimes people agree, sometimes they don’t. The goal is for everyone to share their opinion and understand others. You might not agree, but you have to understand.

Senior Bacon and Platoon Sergeant C’Gar are back for Episode 95. The two talk quickly about how editing a podcast sucks before rambling on about bourbon.

C'Gar wants to serve with a beard, Bacon doesn't like phony campaigns. Those that earn brownies at schools are annoying to all. The world is going to hell, but it's not. Some things don't make sense when they do. Enjoy the show.

Senior Bacon is out on assignment and shares his travel stories with Sergeant C'Gar. It's no wonder Bon Jovi would rather travel by bus. Of course there's some pandemic talk. Come to think of it... When you travel to a School, just succeed. That's it. Nothing less, nothing more.

Our first episode of 2024. Hopefully a sign of many good things to come.

We suppose you can call this our Christmas episode. The title is so weird. We're not sure what you're thinking, but we promise it's not that bad. Happy Holidays and stay out of trouble!

It's always a good time with Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar get together to catch up. Sometimes it's Podcast Gold. This time, the only thing that is gold is what you are collecting from others. Some call it "Operation Golden Flow", others call it "Just another Sample", while Sergeant C'Gar calls it "Folgers in You're Cup". Whatever you call it is just fine. Actually, they're not entirely sure how they got on the subject.

Your favorite two old crusty army buddies are back with another episode full of banter and more techncial difficulties. Hope you have a Happy Turkey Day!

We know you're burnt out just like us. Sergeant C'Car and Senior Bacon have a general conversation about what's going on in their lives and how (almost) back to back drills create a "burnout" causing a "Drill Hangover". There's some technical crap in this episode too, but only C'Gar knows what the hell he's talking about.

C'Gar and Bacon take a listeners question about the odds of World War 3 becoming a real thing. Who's got their finger on the button? Why are they talking about enacting a draft for females. Can't AI just solve all of this?

The guys are back with another mediocre episode that you know and love. This episode they highlight a military Instagram creator. Bacon fears the end of this podcast. Ain't nobody gonna stop us now. Bacon yeets these episodes into the nether. Does anyone read what's put in the show description? We doubt it. Enjoy!

The duo is back at it again with an episode that is relevant for the time. What does a government shutdown mean to those of us who wear the uniform. We'll be honest; a lot was cut from this episode. Sometimes we get passionate in our conversations. Would you like to hear the raw - unedited cuts of this podcast? Let us know.

That's right..... Our tech crashed and we had to piece meal some content together. We apologize, but not every operation can be a complete success. Remember 9/11. Happy Anniversary to our wives. CM.

Senior Bacon and his trusty pal, Sergeant C'Gar are back again. This time to complain about the hot weather and being busy. The two are like condiments; Mustard and Catchup. We're not sure who is which, but unlike the title suggests, we're not going anywhere any time soon. Enjoy!

Bacon and C'Gar just sit back and have a quick conversation to catch up. The two talk about how busy they are and trying to keep up with delivering content to their listeners. Eventually, they talk about work ethic amongst the generations and how much social media gets in the way.

It's the best title ever! But if you were to take a drink of your favorite tasty beverage every time we make a song reference you might not get through the episode. This episode of Eyes Forward: March! is pretty much a basic catchup episode for Senior Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar. We hope you enjoy.

Time travel is harder than it looks. This episode will definitely sound like it was recorded weeks ago, and it should. In the military we know this time as Annual Training Season. Bacon and C'Gar have many things going on that took them away from the microphone. They made sure to record some content ahead of time so that you have something enjoyable to listen to. MLB all-star game is a mi- summer classic and who's a breakfast fatty?

Your favorite breakfast Bacon and C'Gar pairing are back for another episode of most beloved military humor podcast. In this episode they talk a bit about promotions, schools, and of course Bikinis.

Mr. Bacon is back and ready to edit! Sergeant C'Gar couldn't be happier. No Military History in this episode. The duo do a little catching up and then talk about the latest changes to the Army's Height/Weight Program. It's not a bad thing as long as you know and you prepare.

The Podcaster formally known as Sergeant Bacon is finally back. He has spent a month in the sizzler and now demands to be called by his new title. Mr. Bacon also demands a new intro/outro. Sergeant Bacon feels over worked in and episode full of technical difficulties. In this episode we catch up and talk about Mr. Bacons' experiences at Warrant Officer Candidate School.

Bacon says, "Your Mom is Vanilla" was the original title of this episode. If you don't know, this episode was recorded a month ago as the final episode to get the Platoon Sergeants ahead of schedule so that you the listener didn't have to go without hearing the sooting voices of your favorite hosts. It was a mad dash to get them all recorded. They were beat. Bacon promises it will get better. Sugar coated lies!

Military History sounds so present for some reason. Sergeants Bacon and C'gar are just moving through the dumb stuff. This episode was an easy one to edit. They hope you enjoy listening, and they thank you for doing so.

The Platoon Sergeants are back with another episode of shenanigans. They talk about the technology they use to bring you the episodes you can't stop listening to before C'Gar rambles on about a bunch of technical non-sense. Chat-GPT didn't write these show notes. F' It, We'll do it live!

You know how the boys do it! Sergeants Bacon and CGar are back with another episode of laughs and guesses on what they were going to call this episode. In the end, the choice is mild. See how many bad show names you can get from this fun filled edition of Eyes Forward; March!

Let's be real. This episode is controversial. Sergeants Bacon and C'Gar finally give some thoughts about the C0V1D vaccination and a few other changes that have happened in recent history. You are invited to consider the thoughts of a couple of 'Ol Crusties. If you actually read the show notes, these are just our thoughts, nothing more, nothing less. Sometimes things don't make sense but we always move forward.

It's that time of year. Cold days and colder nights, dramatic temperature fluxuations, Day Light Saving Time, and never ending grogginess. But in true  NCO fashion we must deliver. Enjoy your short magic carpet ride, difficult or not. Don't forget to wish Sergeant C'Gar a Happy Birthday!

As regularly scheduled, the Sergeants are back for another episode full of shenanigans. Did someone  do some crop dusting or is there something more to discover! Sit back and try to enjoy listening to this episode as much as they did recording it.

Let's be real. This was supposed to be a special episode. Well special in a different way than what it was. Enjoy your bi-weekly fill of Military History with Platoon Daddy Bacon. Bacon Bits is back with more Military History on Wheels. The Sergeants talk about jail or service, the Bills Mafia, and a bunch of other garbage AI should never hear.

When you fall out of your chair while recording you know you're having fun. P'Diddy Bacon brings on a special guest, Bacon Bits to do a very special segment called, "Military History on Wheels". This episode is full of laughs and great conversation. The PSG's hope you enjoy listening as much as they enjoyed recording.

As Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar re-learn how to produce an episode we realize a few things. 1) Nothing is perfect. 2) Do the best you can. 3) Move Forward. 4) Only look back when it counts. These four points won't make sense today, but they very much will in the future.

Platoon Daddy Bacon and Sergeant C'Gar are back with the first episode of 2023. The year has changed but the shenanigans have not! Ha Ha, Military History has some humor. Hopefully you catch that one. Bacon answers a whole bunch of questions C'Gar has about Technicians in the workforce.

This is the 3rd December of posting episodes for Sergeants Bacon and C'Gar and they realized that they didn't have a holiday special episode. That's still the case. This episode really can't be classified as one but at least they tried a little harder than usual. Stay Safe, Have Fun, See you in 2023!

Your favorite Sergeants are back with another weak episode. What could this one be about? We'll give you a clue. It's a combination of coffee and poetry. You're just need to listen to the whole episode to put the clues together. Anyway, it's always nice to write show notes although we don't think anyone reads them. Enjoy the episode!

Platoon Daddy Bacon returns from annual training to record this episode. The conversation is a little all over the place, but as always, when the title presents itself within the conversation we have to use it. From tacos to history, history to CBRN, CBRN to coffee... who knows what will be next.

It's not exactly Veterans Day, but it's close enough to count! Platoon Daddy Bacon shares an impactful message that will resinate for every veteran whether you the new kid on the block or the 'Ol Crusty Joe getting ready to ride off into the sunset. As always, be safe, be smart, be alive.

In each episode there is just something that is said that makes a perfect title. This time it's "Don't Circumcise the Earth". Platoon Daddy Bacon works through his military history shortly before C'Gar  steps on a soap box. Enjoy the episode!

Platoon Daddy Bacon never disappoints. If you can't tell, he is a little under the weather when recording this episode. Utilizing his mastery editing skills and a little Sudafed Duke you can barley tell. C'Gar and Bacon had a hell of a time trying to find a title for this majestic milestone but ultimately decide to press the easy button. Episode 60 is more about burnout and the frustration of being the one that everyone depends on whether they realize it or not. At some point, all you can do is walk your vast field where you grow your prized crop, F*cks. When you discover that your field is now barren your quickly realize you have none to give.

Don't think the Sergeants are actually releasing an episode all about Britain's Boobies. This title actually comes from Bacon Dyslexia, your'e welcome Antonio Sticks! In Episode 59 of Eyes Forward; March! we discover that Platoon Daddy Bacon is getting ready to earn his commission. We don't know what the percentage is yet, but It's an exciting time for the two. There's a chance that he will be gone for school for a bit. Don't worry. Sergeant CGar has a few ideas up his sleeve to keep the best military podcast you listen to going.

Platoon Daddy Bacon is back at FOB C'Gar for another debrief. This time the FPCON is low and the the two record an episode in the designated smoking area. As SGT C'Gar enjoys a fine cigar and a few ripits, these two Non-Commissioned Officers have a conversation so real and down to earth that you are given the 100 percent raw, unedited, and extra long cut. This is the first time the two have released an episode with zero edits.