Honey We're Home

It's our first solo episode, honeys, and it's bite sized! We start with a lot of housekeeping - this is definitely a transition that we are going through together and we have a few decisions to make! The meat of this guy is a raw and honest take on what's been going on in my personal life (to the best of my ability) over the past year (and then some) and it's freeing to put it on the line. So excited about where this journey is going to take us honey's and I hope you enjoy the quick episode!!! Stay Hot Hunnies ♡ Leave a Voicemail @ speakpipe.com/honeywerehome Email @ honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com Find Us On IG @ instagram.com/honeywerehome instagram.com/carolinecrawfordpatterson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello honeys!! We're back shooting the sh*t this week about everything and anything. We kick off the episode talking about engagement rings: what happens when your diamond almost falls out, and would you ever upgrade your ring? We then (of course) talk about periods for a brief moment before getting in to an email all about a sister in law who's trying to be annoyingly competitive with our listener while they're both pregnant (like wtf). Before ending the episode, Nicole has a very bittersweet announcement for everyone.

Welcome back honeys!! We start off this episode by demanding justice for some of our favorite childhood villains (hint: Sharpay Evans deserved way better). We then have a crucial discussion about men: Logan or Jess? Aidan or Big? Lon or Noah? You can't lie and tell us you wouldn't have picked Lon. We then discuss an email about a disagreement between a couple on who they should be telling about their recent pregnancy news, before we end on a fun game of Love or War. Tune in for all the juicy details!! xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey hunnies - This episode is half shoot the shit and half problem solving. These past few weeks have been insane and the girls are getting it in where they can fit in. They talk this past warm NYC saturday and get in to ideal summer saturday plans which leads them to the discussion of summer FOMO, when it seems like everyone else around you has plans, except for you. What can we do to feel less comparative and more proactive about staying home? They spend the second half of the episode discussing a listener's dilemma, her bachelorette party has shrunk by half, and she's having a hard time letting herself feel a little disappointed by the circumstances out of fear for seeming ungrateful for what she does have. There are not only solutions, but actually plenty of silver linings to having a small group, if you just shift your perspective a little. Niki and Caro agree all the way on this one, let yourself be sad. Every bride experiences some type of reality that doesn't meet expectations, but that doesn't mean there isn't a solution. Have such a great week hunnies - summer gets closer with every breath we take! IG: instagram.com/honeywerehome Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back Honeys!! On today's episode, were catching up and chatting all things food, family, and finding good childcare when you don't have family members as an option (hint: we don't know wtf to do). Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back honeys!! Today's episode is jam-packed with all the injectables knowledge you could ever need. Our guest George Baxter-Holder is a board-certified nurse practitioner and VP of Talent at SkinSpirit. After getting the tea on George's fascinating life story, we chat all things neurotoxins (aka Botox, Dysport, etc.), filler (and why there's such a stigma around it), what types of treatments celebrities are getting done to look so young (hint hint: collagen production). We answer all your questions on masseter botox, facial balancing, and so much more. Xoxo Follow George on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gorgeous_bygeorge/?hl=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi Honeys!! You all wanted to talk about sisters in law so much that we did a part 2 allll about em. This time, answering a crazy listener email along with some more "how to deal with a difficult SIL" questions. Love you!! xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the moment we've all been waiting for, Honeys. You've been begging us to talk about Sisters in Law, so we're finally doing it. We start off today's episode by catching up and analyzing our very different outfits (Nicole looks like she's running for office and Caro looks like a summer day, showing some shoulder). We then share an EXCITING announcement (nyc girlies, we're looking at you!), and then we jump into the beloved topic of sisters in law. We go through audience horror story submissions, and share tips on how to be a good sister in law, as well as how to deal with the crazy ones. TICKETS FOR HONEY WE'RE HOME LIVE EVENT ON MARCH 12TH: https://posh.vip/e/honey-were-home-wine-night We're going to hang, play games, and drink delicious cocktails. It's just gonna be a few cool people and you better be one of them, biotch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honey, it's Tuesday - and it's time to do the laundry. We have a Dirty Laundry episode today (well the back half at least) and it's a GOOD one. If there's one thing for sure, drama gives us anxiety but OPD is the exception (Other People's Drama). Tune in for lighthearted but juicy stuff that we share with the class. And speaking of anxiety, we get all in to communicating with your partner when you're anxious after a solid side bar on the meaning of dreams and why Netflix shows suck for putting the only good parts of their shows at the end. Congrats on making it through second January hunnies, see ya next week. Leave us a Voicemail Find us on IG @honeywerehomepod Email us @honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's episode is for the mamas (or those who want to be one day!!) and oh honey is it a good one. We sat down with Emily Claman, prenatal & postnatal fitness expert and Founder of Push fitness, and talked all things prepping our bodies for babies. Emily enlightened us on things we didn't even know existed in our bodies, such as our "deep core", "posterior chain", and "pelvic floor", and told us why they're so important to access and strengthen. We talked about how soon-to-be and new moms all deserve to be prioritized and cared for, because after all, a pregnant body is the hardest working in every room. Emily is a treasure trove of knowledge, and we just know you'll love this episode, honeys!! Xoxo Check out PUSH online at www.pushppnft.com/ and on Instagram @pushppnft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we dive into a listener's dilemma—is it okay to be pregnant on her sister-in-laws bachelorette? Does she affect the party vibe? Is it still fun for her? Long story short, it should always be up to the girly that's actually pregnant. From accommodating your pregnant friends without making them feel left out, to giving yourself permission to rest and say no, we're all trying to navigate these major life shifts, keep the fun alive, and still be there for each other (both ways). We dish out the do's and don'ts of navigating bachelorette parties with a bun in the oven, from both the bride's and the pregnant friend's perspective. Expect tips on how to accommodate your pregnant pals without making them feel like party poopers, and how those expecting can enjoy (or skip) the festivities with some well-deserved self-care. It's time to talk bachelorette rules, pregnant or not. xx Caro & Niki Send us an email @ honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com Leave us a Voicemail Here Find us on Instagram: @honeywerehomepod @carolinecrawfordpatterson @nicolepellegrin0 this podcast is hosted by podcast nation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honeys, can you even believe it? Valentine's Day is next week, and are we at all ready? No! But that's OK because it's overhyped and overrated anyways. On this week's episode, we give you alllllll the fun date night suggestions (catch us at your local Dave & Busters), as well as chat rules for Galentine's Day: can we celebrate it after Valentine's, or is that too depressing? Enjoy!! As always, email us at honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com or leave us a voicemail: https://www.speakpipe.com/honeywerehome Xoxox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

happy tuesday hunnies ♡ this episode's main topic is about a bachelorette conundrum from hell that we brought to the group before discussing on this weeks ep. The question remains, when you love the bride but not the friends… is it to go or not to go? Niki tells us what her sign would be if she won the lottery, Caro suggests a game that is basically made for the Jan date night theory, they debate the green tux viral tik tok video, and they both debrief on season 2 of Night Agent (no spoilers). This ep is the perfect scratch for our ADD brains. Btw - there's loads of TMI on the female body (who are we if we don't have at least one embarrassing period story?) Buckle Up ♡ Links From Today's Episode!! Scratch-Off Date Night Game Our Instagram Leave Us A Voicemail Email Us @ honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com Hosted by Podcast Nation Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello honeys. We're back after missing our first week ever (awkward). We're only human. In this episode, we catch up about all things TikTok ban, prioritizing date nights this year, whether we need therapy or career coaches (or both tbh), and more. We also give you tips on how to get your creative juices back so that you're able to thrive in 2025. Follow us on Instagram @honeywerehomepod where we'll be linking all the creativity resources you'll ever need! :) xoxo love you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The girls are back together for the first time in 2025 and they have a lot to get off their chests. They catch up on New Year's Eve plans, eating 12 grapes and the joy of not leaving the house before they get in to their thoughts so far on 2025. Nicole lists out 25 things she wants to change in 2025 including cooking her way through the alphabet (we're still unsure how likely this is but we're down to try as a team) and Caroline takes a different approach in to backing in to this long awaited year by starting with things she doesn't like and problem solving for how to get them off her desk. The girlies somehow came up with the same word of the year, in be-known to them - and then they get in to a convo about dealing with a loss of creativity or the ability for the individualistic part of your brain to keep thriving the deeper we get in to job and family life, which is honestly a real bummer, and what we're supposed to do about it. Happy 2025 hunnies!  Leave us a voicemail @ www.speakpipe.com/honeywerehome Email us @ honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com Find us on IG @honeywerehomepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week it's caro + her sister Sara, getting into what it's like to go to school + live abroad. Her Parisian life, recommendations for romantic travel spots, fashion advice and dating scene intel highlight this episode which closes out 2024 ♡ thank you to every single listener out there - we are so excited for 2025. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Merry Christmas to all the hunnies!! See you on NYE

Greetings Honeys!! If you want to be motivated to make more money and manifest all your wildest dreams, then this episode is a must-listen. Nicole's joined in the studio by the very inspiring Kate Lombardo, Yoga Director at YogaRenew, Money Mindset Mentor, and Mama of 2. Let's just say Kate has her sh*t together ok? We talk about Kate's morning routine and why having one is so important, how to surround yourself with inspiring people who are living the life you want, the difference between a habit and a ritual, how to regain your sense of identity after a big life change, and so much more. OH and Kate gives us some key tactics to make more money, because we shouldn't be ashamed of wanting more. Send this to a friend who needs some motivation around this time of year, and enjoy!! Xoxo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hi Honeys!! On today's episode, Nicole gives a long awaited IVF update, post second egg retrieval. We then discuss an email from a listener about how she's married to the Grinch. Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Helloooo Honeys. We're back this week with our first ever virtual episode, since the holiday season has us running around like chickens with our heads cut off. We recap our Thanksgivings, and chat about visiting in-laws and families' houses over the holidays. Is it OK to keep a bunch of stuff at your in-laws? Is it messed up to bring your dog to your families' house, even though they're allergic? What happens when the women get stuck doing all the holiday work, while the men get to sit and watch football? We give our opinions on all this and more, and then we end with our top holiday gift guide picks. Happy shopping! Xoxo LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL HERE: https://www.speakpipe.com/honeywerehome Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Honeys this is a GOOD conversation. On today's episode, we have the incredible honor of chatting with Ilana Dunn Solomon, host of the popular relationships podcast, Seeing Other People. She's vulnerable and real with us about feeling the pressures that the early marriage stage of life brings: Do we need to be buying houses? Should we be starting families? Why does it feel like everyone around us is taking the "next steps" while we're stuck not being ready for those? No matter what stage of life you're in, this episode will make you feel much less alone. For more of her incredible perspective, check out Ilana's podcast, Seeing Other People, wherever you get your podcasts! LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL HERE: https://www.speakpipe.com/honeywerehome Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ho Ho Ho Honeys, it's officially the holiday season. Nicole's wearing a see-through formal dress, and Caro's wearing sweats (so off-brand for us). We kick off the episode with a discussion about about how men shouldn't care what women wear. Then we talk about our Thanksgiving plans, and how Caro is already stressed about the holidays. We then do our very first Honey Hotline voicemail, answering the pressing question of is it OK to spend the holidays apart from your significant other? Xoxo LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL HERE: https://www.speakpipe.com/honeywerehome Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back Honeys!! We're exhausted yet thriving. Today's episode starts off with over-analyzing the art of napping, followed by an interesting theory about how you can tell a lot about a relationship by the types of instagram reels you're sending each other. We then get into airing your wildest confessions in our new segment: Dirty Laundry. From hooking up with your bosses to attending sex parties to hating your friends' spouses and more, there's no shortage of crazy stories here. We end with a fun ick of the week! Be sure to follow @honeywerehomepod on IG and leave us an (anonymous!) voicemail to have your questions answered on the podcast! Xoxo LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL HERE: https://www.speakpipe.com/honeywerehome Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aaaaand we're back again with another episode this week. After we briefly recap our wholesome Halloweens, Caro recaps her girls trip staycation and talks about why the "flow" of the weekend is so important. We then get into the good stuff where we answer a listener email about telling your friend who's going through IVF that you're expecting. The mantra for this episode is know your audience. Hint: It's crucial to have friends in different life stages to be your support system throughout your own life. Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On today's episode of Honey We're Home, Nicole is sharing the status of her fertility journey with you all. After some quick housekeeping items up top, they get right into it (well, after a couple disclaimers of course). Nicole talks about when she and her husband started trying to conceive, and about their decision to finally start the embryo freezing process as they now head into their second cycle. None of this was planned, it just felt like the right time to finally share, so buckle up and expect lots of tears and surprisingly some laughs. Love you honeys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back honeys. Today's episode kicks off with Nicole getting hacked. After some quick catching up and talking about one of our fav subjects (plastic surgery), the episode takes an unexpected turn in to one of the best topics yet: Women are expected to expand throughout life, but do we expect the same from men? Between the mental and physical loads women have to bear, we are basically superhuman and deserve a fat reward. But is being superhuman even a good thing, or just a way to turn an unfair expectation into a compliment? This episode is full of revelations, raw emotions, vulnerabilities, and makes a compelling point about a narrative we perhaps should be rewriting all together. Just something to think about honeys. Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back this week with the one and only Kellee Khalil, founder & CEO of Loverly and host of the Loverly Wedding Planning Podcast. This episode is a must-listen for any current moms, anyone planning to be a mom one day, or anyone who just loves fascinating stories about motherhood from a badass all around human. We talk about the notion of "having it all" as a mom, how nyc hustle culture can be toxic AF, and how you can move out of the city to be a suburban mom but still absolutely thrive in your career (hint: it doesn't mean you're 'quitting')! Kellee gets super open and honest with us about her journey to motherhood, including why she decided to do a home birth, and why she decided to do co-sleeping with her with baby. Be sure to check out Kellee's first baby, Loverly.com, for all your wedding/event planning needs! Xoxo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Spooky SZN, Honeys! What's the scariest thing of all?? Men who are having babies that don't understand what all goes into it! JK, we wouldn't know (yet), but our bada$$ mama listeners sure do, and this episode was driven by you all. We start off by giving you Halloween costume ideas. Some may be a bit basic, but who says that's a bad thing? Then we read the most hilarious listener submissions of all the things husbands didn't understand when becoming parents. We also learned a lot throughout this fun little exercise too. We end the episode on some amazing advice from you moms out there on how to to actually prep your man for fatherhood. Xoxo

Honeys, we're officially in our 30s. Which is great, we're more mature (sort of), more confident, and have more money than we did in our 20s. However, both decades still have one thing in common: becoming an adult during them sucks. It's hard sometimes. In this episode, we give updates on both of our moving situations (Nicole found a place! Caro, still up in the air), and we play a fun game of f*ck, marry, kill to discuss your submissions for how adulting sucks. We end the episode on some uplifting and amazing life advice from our family members, who surprise us with their positive perspectives on getting older. It's a feel-good episode you won't wanna miss. Xoxo

We're back for another fun solo episode, and this time we're celebrating "Golden Husbands" for a change. We have an email from a listener all about how her husband is basically perfect, and we give her easy tips for how she can show her appreciation (hint: the #1 tip is just to be herself bc let's face it, he's lucky to be married to her anyway). Then we get into fun questions about each other to see who's the better listener, and in a shocking turn of events, it's Nicole who gets most of them right. But in Caroline's defense, Nicole's moved 87 times so how's she really supposed to know where she was born. We end with a riveting discussion about role models in our lives and how to measure TRUE success, and it's wholesome af. Xoxo

Honeys, it's officially Fall and we're making sure you're READY to not let it pass you by. Chaotic summer is over and we're buckling down and cleaning out our apartments, room by f*cking room. It's time for Sunday reset and rot sessions. Today's episode is your ultimate guide to Q4, meant to motivate you to absolutely slay your life until the end of 2024. We're telling you what to do, buy, watch, read, and more, so you can plan ahead and have the best end of year like the baddie that you are. We close out with a game of Love or War where we talk leaving clothes on the ground, couples' spending habits, and more. Xoxo

Honeys, this episode gets prettyyyy deep. We start with recapping Caro's birthday week and why it's important to be a good friend on your friend's birthday, and how Nicole won MVP of the week by simply sending bagels. We then get giddy about Fall and spooky season approaching, and no it's not too early for that ok? We also talk shows that we're watching right now (Love Island, Tell Me Lies, and The Perfect Couple) - and we're watching completely different shows (shocker). We finally get into the good stuff and elaborate on the listener email submission from last week's episode about her husband changing his mind about wanting kids. We also have an email about a boyfriend completely changing his mind about wanting to get married, and let's just say we have a lotttt of thoughts on this one. Men are being extra annoying in this episode, but together we can try to decipher what's going on in their simple minds. Enjoy free shipping and 20% off with code HONEY at www.eatfungies.com Email your feedback and questions to honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com! Also follow us @honeywerehomepod on Instagram. Xoxo

Honeys, we're finally doing it (no pun intended). We're finally delving more into the topic of sex (Caroline is sweating, but Nicole's forcing the topic because it's important). Before we get into the sex talk, we discuss an email from a listener whose husband decided to tell her that he's changed his mind about wanting kids. The classic bait and switch. Nicole found a game in her TV credenza called "Where Should We Begin?" by Esther Perel, so the girls play it by answering some of the very unique and weird sex-related questions, probably not the way Esther intended the game to be played, but oh well. Then they get into answering the audiences' burning questions like "how often are we supposed to be having sex?", "what if my partner and I have mismatched sex drives?", "what if i'm too tired to have sex?" and more. The point of this episode is to show us all that there's no right or wrong way to be having sex in your marriage, as long as you're doing what works for you as a couple, and you've found someone who matches your freak, then you're good to go. Fungies: Enjoy free shipping and 20% off with code HONEY at www.eatfungies.com Email your feedback and questions to honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com! Also follow us @honeywerehomepod on Instagram. Xoxo

Honeys, we're kind of all over the place today (in the best way possible). Today's episode kicks off with a continuation of the discussion around the listener email about getting married for a green card, since we have new info! Nicole and Caro have their first mini fight on the pod, which is exciting for you all because it makes for great content. They then discuss beauty and coffee-related recs of the week, and add in a new segment of women recs of the week where they basically just geek out over women they're obsessing over at the current moment. They then pull up the official newly-released top 10 baby names list, and yap about baby names and how they need to be “cute to hot” to truly be a good name. They end with some exciting rapid fire questions right before they go get martinis, yum. Keep emailing your questions to honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com and you might just hear them on a future episode! Also follow us @honeywerehomepod on Instagram. Xx

Honeys, we did it. We finally had one of our long-awaited guests on: Intuitive, Podcaster, and Author, Nikki Novo. Despite Nicole referring to her as a "psychic" to long time listeners, Nikki is actually a spiritual advisor and intuitive reader. As the creator of the Soul Reading Method and author of Soul Led Living, Nikki has a goal of helping her clients find clarity and purpose in their path's, as well as discovering our soul's TRUE path and purpose, even when we're struggling to see what it is and how to get there. She set the intention of this episode to have an open ear and mind for the messages that we all needed to hear and boy did we hear her. From visualizing your ideal future self, tips to help reflect on what growth we need to embrace to get there, to manifesting your future and different types of intuition, to spirit babies (Caroline's are right around the corner??) and more, we cover everything spiritual and it's truly fascinating. Next stop: hypnotherapy. For the meditations and resources mentioned in the episode, visit nikkinovo.com/hwh Nikki has been featured in Oprah Daily, Well + Good, Cosmo, Bustle, Marie Claire, NBC and Telemundo, as well as on popular podcasts like Almost30, Balanced Blonde, and Highest Self Podcast. Her new book, Soul Led Living, is NOW available on Amazon.

Honeys, we're finally home. No but actually, the girls have been apart for what feels like a century because Nicole was running amok in Spain and London for the past 2.5 weeks since she's childless and (corporate) jobless. Caro catches her up on what she's missed, including Sonny Angels and the giant river in France. They then recap Nicole's trip and chat all about the pros and cons of traveling with a girl vs. a guy (hint: unfortunately it's easier with a guy only bc they carry bags). They end with a listener email struggling with a big dilemma about whether or not she should get married for a green card, which we have absolutely no expertise on so send us your thoughts on the @honeywerehomepod instagram! or email honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com of course. Xoxo

There's a special guest this week and it is none other than John Albert Patterson III, Caro's witty husband, back for round two. No stranger to coming on the show, John and Caroline skip the meet cute (go to their first joint episode, Honey, John's Home, for all that good stuff and then come back!) and they get straight in to audience burning questions. After a quick recap of All About John, a Ballerina Farm debrief that only a male could drum up, and a saga of why being a faster dish washer isn't always better when it means broken glass and cloudy cups ◡̈ (as well as some caffeine and red wine) the pair get in to the nitty gritty. What is it like when one of them is stressed at work, what's working and what isn't when it comes to support of the stressed out party, and what happens when you know better but stress gets the better of you anyways? They talk about integrated Caro's toast game from bachelorettes into their day to day as a way to build positive perspective and silver linings even when it might have been a hard week, and discover that there's a nice harmony when they practice being both overly communicative and flexible with each other. They end the episode with a game of How Well Does John Know Pop Culture and John throws it back on Caro only to his demise, when he loses a bet and has to watch the entire Eras tour movie with her. You can follow Caroline Crawford Patterson and Nicole Pellegrino at @carolinecrawfordpatterson and @nicolepellegrin0 on instagram (u cannot follow John because he leads a life of shrewd social media mystery when he isn't on a hiatus and only accessing it through his browser) You can follow both of the girls @honeywerehomepodcast The inbox is the bread and butter of the show, and always anonymous. Email honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com with any dilemmas or life events you have going on right now that might benefit from being bought to the group, because chances are you probably aren't alone. Stay hot hunnies! ◡̈ ♡

This is the first episode of "Ladies Who Lunch", an ongoing series where the girlies interview people they are obsessed with in real life and online over their favorite drinks, all to have a little laugh and maybe get a good story or a solid piece of life advice along the way. Their first guest is the electric and lovable Jenna Bycoff, the founder and designer of bridal streetwear brand, Bridemerch. Jenna gets deep about starting a brand in her mid-thirties and the journey to get there. She discusses the inspiration behind the brand, how long it took to come to life, and exactly how she made it a reality. Emphasizing a slow approach and the importance of having a partner that treats your passions just as importantly as their own, the girlies hold hands while they get inspired to stop freaking out over their timelines so much and just GET THERE WHEN THEY GET THERE. They play an invigorating game of Love or War that leads to a tantalizing conversation on where men cut their toenails (and if some of them even do?!) and end with a quick little tutorial on how to NOT be the grumpy photo taking spouse (you know the ones we're talking about). We can't wait for you to get in to this episode and would love to hear who you want to see next on Ladies Who Lunch ♡ You can find Jenna on Instagram @bridemerch and online at https://www.shopbridemerch.com - she is also sold in-store at Kleinfeld's and online and in select stores at Anthropologie. If you're looking for the girls (not that you asked) you can find them on Instagram @honeywerehomepodcast as well as @carolinecrawfordpatterson and @nicolepellegrin0 Emails are the bread and butter of the show, always discussed anonymously, and keep the conversation flowing on experiences and obstacles that fortunately (and sometimes, unfortunately) you probably aren't alone in going through! Email honeywerehomepodcast@gmail.com with any and everything you'd like to bring to the group ♡ Stay hot hunnies ♡

Happy Freaking Tuesday. Caro read One Italian Summer and listened to Taylor's Swift surprise song set in Gelsenkirchen and decided just because she's married it doesn't mean she can't fall in love again. It's the summer of "sexy dates" - which are basically "engates" (engaged-dates) for washed up married girlies like ourselves. The real tea comes from audience tips, who are proof that this theory works and Niki has enough ideas to write a book on cool things we should all start doing with our spouse. Listen for a little touch of delusional inspiration because there's no reason we all shouldn't be living in our own rom-coms, and the book should keep getting saucier with each chapter (even when the logistics of life are trying their DAMNDEST to get us).

Today's episode addresses everyone's favorite topic: MONEY. Caro and Niki decide to sign up for painting classes because wall art is too expensive (let's see if they'll actually follow through with it though). Then, they talk about what they'd be doing if they could work for fun and not for money (lol, goals). The rest of the episode is spent discussing an email from a MOH who's bride friend is asking her to pay a trillion dollars for her MOH duties, which leads to a larger discussion: why is being a bridesmaid so effing expensive, and how can we be good bridesmaids without spending our life savings? The girlies then answer audience questions which inevitably leads to the topic of baby timelines, shocker! xoxo

This week's episode is a little shorter than usual, because summer is busy and time is of the essence for all! The girlies start off by addressing the elephants in the room: Niki's fresh lip filler (only half a syringe) and Caro's violent hangover. Then they chat about future baby nursery themes because it's never too early to start visualizing those for your unborn children. They end the episode by giving advice on a listener email all about wedding planning with family drama: Do you have to invite your sister just because she's your sister? Who should get an automatic plus one? Who should be allowed in the family photos? Catch the answers to these and more this week on HWH. Xoxo

The elephant in the room is that caro got obliterated online last week and the girlies aren't feeling GREAT about it. Caro might have handled it with jokes but she unpacks the unpleasantness and emotional breakdown behind what really happened and Niki threatens to go to battle in her honor - because all facades down, it isn't pleasant being up against millions of bullies behind screens, no matter how secure you might be in reality. Afterwards there's a very important rendezvous regarding baby shower etiquette including how many drinks one should have, why you can't procrastinate the baby shower gift much the girls' surprise and whether the cooed shower is the new move. Recs of the week are summer refreshment inspired and love or war leads to a fight over caro being cheugy and Niki not knowing how to play mermaids. Enjoy and Stay Hot Hunnies

Today's episode is a fun catch up. If you really want to spice things up, let's play a little game: drink every time one of the girls says "involved". They start out by talking about which brands have a chic aesthetic, and which are made to cater to Crossfit men. Then, get discuss how it's important to set expectations early on with your partner about how involved (drink!) you want them to be in your life's events, and how unfortunately that's not always the case with some couples. Not Mike and John though, they're perfect. (We're feeling nice today). Xoxo

Are there boundaries when it comes to bonding with the people you work with? The gals start out with a banger as caro recalls a surprise encounter with a naked gentleman in her building last week. But meat of this week's episode, however, is all about making (and keeping?) work friends - and how close is too close when it comes to your spouse and a work friend of the opposite sex? Work friends can be the reason we love our jobs, but how do we know if the relationship can survive beyond the office, or if we even want it to? On the flip side, sometimes there are girlies that aren't for the girls - who might try to become your husband's work wife… in a way that doesn't feel like roses. How do we train da boys to spot a bad vibe from a mile away channeling that special sense that only the girlies have? And even then, what are the actual boundaries you can implement that don't feel over the top or unrealistic? We say this a lot, but you won't want to miss this one. Stay hot hunnies

It's officially summer in the city, and the girlies are sweaty but happy. The question on the top of all of our minds: are we actually wearing capri pants this summer? This week the girly pops get in to the nitty gritty of what's "in" and how tf we're supposed to style peplum and jelly sandals without looking like we're Phil of the Future straight from 2009. Niki is in love with track pants while Caro says butter yellow and flowy maxi skirts are here to stay. We promise this is as educational as it gets on Honey We're Home, just a bunch of washed up married people trying to figure out how to stay relevant. Stay hot hunnies.

Honeys, we're BAAAAACK, and we're talking sh*t. It's been a hot minute since Nicole and Caroline were in the studio together, so obviously there's a lot of tea to spill. From Caro's European escapades with Taylor Swift to Nicole's trip back to her hometown country roots (she grew up in a corn field), there's a full month of crazy happenings to revisit. The girls end with discussing their current baby fever state of the union and talk about how everyone around them is having kids. This episode is easy, breezy, and chaotic, just how we want our entire summers to feel. Xoxo. 

Honeys, class is in session. Nicole's in the studio this week with one of our most highly-requested guests: her elderly sister, Jenna. Fresh off of a wild night out in the city, the Pellegrino girls get right into chatting all things motherhood. They discuss mom guilt, never feeling like you're good enough, postpartum depression, trying to maintain energy as a boy mom, "having it all" as a working mom, being a mom without your own mom there to help you, and much more. They laugh, they bicker, and they get deep. Jenna shares her beauty recs since after all, she's in the hot mom "summer of Jenna". This episode is a must listen, trust us.

Today's episode is fun because the girlies are fresh off of a day in the sun. They start off by going all over the place in the best way possible, chatting about how sometimes you have to treat men like toddlers (JK, but are we?), having revelations through reiki, and how we make life plans then the universe laughs. That leads into a great discussion about how to compromise and choose where to live with your partner. Caro gets super deep and cries at the end, and it's sweet. Enjoy! Xoxo

Once again, the girlies are doing their best this week. Today's episode starts off quite giggly with Niki and Caro catching up about dressing like tweens, living with men, and painting their childhood bedrooms. They then share recs of the week which are ofc related to looking beautiful. Finally, they have answer a listener email about combatting mean girls in a friend group, which leads to a really great discussion. Enjoy!! Xoxo

Today's episode is a little shorter than usual (let us know if you like that though, k??) because Nicole was running late but then suddenly showed up in full glam. Caro used the time without her wisely by talking about Taylor Swift. The girls then get in to answering a lengthy but important email about a bride who's putting all of her loved ones to WORK instead of hiring wedding vendors. They then answer some quick AMA questions about wedding perfume, post-wedding depression, and more! Xoxo hope you love it.

On today's episode, Nicole is joined by special guest Mike (aka Prop). We get to know alllll the details about Mike that he's never shared with the internet, including how he's always longed for a brother, his top 3 favorite tv shows, how he manifested his dream job, and what it's like being with a partner who's always on her phone. Nicole challenges Mike to dig deep and tell her what he REALLY loves about her, and he spouts off her resume, which makes her slightly freak out. :) Mike then answers a listener email about how to get out of rut in your marriage, and gives advice on how to comfort a grieving partner who's lost a parent. Xoxo