Ill-Advised Stories

It's early on Christmas Morning and the boy detective Doctor Augustus Mayhem and his sister Missy are on another case.  Their jolly client is someone you may know and the crime is beyond belief.  Join us in the city of New York where someone has tried to take revenge on Santa Clause.  Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

It's nearly Halloween and Abby has gone off to visit the Museum of Natural History in New York with her dad and her best friend, Bluey the little stuffed animal. They're looking for an extinct creature, but with the magic in the museum, maybe the creature is looking for them too.   Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Here it is! The final chapter. The final countdown, The big finish. If you start listening here you'll be completely confused, but luckily you can listen to And Away We Go and all the other chapters from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid at Illadvisedstories.com. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh alongSupport the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Its time for a showdown! Time for the big fight scene against an alien that's so evil he'd use a robot for floss. Find out what happens in this action packed episode. It's Chapter 18, Stabbing, Screaming and Running, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to get off this planet. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Betrayal! That's where we left off. Who knew you couldn't trust an insane alien robot? Find out if Portal redeems himself in Chapter 17, Rocket Hunting from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

So what happens when there's an ocean being suspended at the top of a giant alien machine and a goat accidently shuts it off? Find out in Chapter 15 Falling for it Again, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

How does it feel to find your lost robot? Better than Sparkie will admit, also better than falling to his death.  At long last the boys are back together in Chapter 15 Not a Light Switch, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

In a dark control room high above an alien ocean Spazoid finds himself under assault by a strange being in Chapter 14 The Goat Tries Helping, from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they surviveYou can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

 Have you ever been trapped between a rock and a hard place? How bout between a murderous horde and their king monster. That's the spot Sparkie has found himself in. Listen to Chapter 13 Mostly Running and Some Falling  from the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid. They're on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. If they surviveYou can buy the book right here and read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

There is nothing that will frustrate a cranky robot more than an ocean clinging, upside down, to the top of an alien machine. Nothing, except a goat that can't stop talking about it. Chapter 12 Communing with Goats . Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Are you ready for the king? He's really gross and not the nicest eater as Sparkie is about to find out in Chapter 11 When not to Look Around A corner. Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

How do you get a face-hugging furry monster off you? Well, I would say carefully, but our hero has other ideas in chapter 10 New Stuff for Everyone. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.You can buy the book right here and read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Who is Portal? He's an alien robot left alone for eons, slowly going insane. Find out more in Chapter 9 Portal opens a door with a rocket. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home. You can buy the book right here to read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid in Chapter 8 Inside the Machine. Things turn strange for our heroes as up becomes down in the ancient alien device while swarms of evil monsters flood frightfully from every opening in pursuit of a goat. You can buy the book right here to read and laugh along. https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid in Chapter 7 Temple Wreckers where our two explorers learn what happened to the previous residents of this world. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 6 Road Trip in which Sparkie practices distracted driving while he tries to get answers from their reluctant guest. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 5 Let’s Make Some Noise and See What Comes to Find Us in which our heroes roar across the planet in search of their rockets. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Its time again for the Adventures Of Sparkie and Spazoid with Chapter 4, Meet the Goat, Hey, There Goes the Goat, in which our heroes begin the long trek across an alien surface following a four legged farm animal. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Join our valiant explorer, Sparkie, and his cranky robot companion in this latest chapter: Once More on the Way Down where they will finally make it to the planet's surface, the question is will it be in one piece? Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Our two brave space explorers are in trouble and they haven't even finished crashing on a alien planet yet. Welcome to chapter two of the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World. Each week a new episode comes out. You can follow along with the action at home because the book is available on amazon right now. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Falling from the sky are two explorers on mission to save the human race. This is it! The first chapter of the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World. it all starts here. Each week a new episode will be out and you can follow along with the action at home because the book is available on amazon right now. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Santa is never by himself. He's always surrounded by his elf's. Despite that, he can still get lonely sometimes. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

It's finally here! Sparkie and Spazoid are on a mission to find a new home for the human race but on the way out of our star system they stopped on the an icy moon of Europa and found a crashed alien ship. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Have you ever noticed the wishing wells some people keep in their front yards? Have you ever thrown a coin in one? What would happen? What would you wish for? You might want to keep it small just in case in it works. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Find out what happens when a canine cosmonaut lands on strange world overrun with cats. Will Sashenka be able to save the aliens from the feline infestation? Find out in Sashenka the space dog part 2. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Alien contact was made in the 1950s, not by mankind, but by his best friend the noble dog. Thrill along with the story of Sashenka whose space capsule came down on a strange world filled with a familiar foe, meow.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

An Orc meets someone who puts it in his head that he doesn't have to be evil. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

How do you escape the barber shop when you're just a kid. Look no further than the comic book stand and see what the Flash would do. Your ears are in jeopardy so move fast. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

It is not only dangerous to smoke at the gas station. It's also a illegal. Find out what happens when Abby and her pet elephant Bluey decide to do something about it. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

A leprechaun trap seemed like a good idea, right up until Fiona meet Larry who was on his way back to Ireland. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Its a less than happy Valentine's Day when a boy decides to show a girl his neighbor's Parrot. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Sail away on a ship of dreams with the Pirate queen Fiona the Fierce Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Its German Santa Clause day and Abby's little stuffed elephant Bluey is in need of shoes. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

No man goes Ice Fishing in the arctic. So what really happened to Mrs. Gladstones husband. I have feline feeling The Mayhem's are going to solve the case.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Here's the thing about scary stories. Some of them are a bit truish. Find out what happens when a kid gets on the wrong bus. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

This is where the story begins. Tom sees his father's boat but now he needs to talk the hermit who has it. He follows him out to the ocean where he sees something strange and magical.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

A girl finds a special hat in a thrift store that leads her down the cowgirl way.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Have you ever wanted to be something more, something magical? Well Tara has. It all started when the little boy introduced her to dragons. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Abby's yard isn't as lonely as she thought it was in the summertime. She's on a mission and even a little critter who fell asleep in the wrong place isn't going to keep her from it. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Darth Vader, the dark lord of the Sith, or, at least, a very close impersonation prevents an alien invasion while attending a neighborhood pool party.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Annie's day started with a lemonade stand. It wasn't doing very well, but then her neighbor comes along to help out. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

On a sunny day the god of war come to a seaside town.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

It's a story as old as automobiles. What happens when you have a kid, a car, and a hill? Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Jessie wants a sleepover. The only problem is her friend has a peanut allergy and she's got a peanut butter monster loose in her house. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Abby's Oma is lost and she has to find her, luckily Bluey her little stuffed elephant is with her. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Michael's Babysitter is not to be messed with, as he's about to learn.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

Anna goes down to the water and makes a new and unusual friend. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

The story of a boy who can't sleep.Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

While a child is sleeping a tooth fairy goes about her work. Everything's fine until she meets Ralf. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

A girl and a bear bond over donuts Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)

A boy and his dad get dinner at the strangest burger shop. Support the show (http://illadvisedstories.com)