Junk House

It's time... It's finally time... to find out what the Junky Jokester's DND stats are! Also we talk about some other stuff like the switch 2 and some movies or some junk but yeah DND!!

Uh Oh, Samantha accidently said something smart and sent the Junk House into a new Dimension: Smart Haus. But this Haus isn't as smart or cool as that one movie, and most of the time it even just talks about butts... Enjoy!!

The only episode of Junk House to have 3 full uncut minutes of Tom Cruise running!Cordell is back to his busy boy ways so this time Caleb and Samantha really just vibe out and talk about the important things, like Gunch, the Grinch with a gun.WOOOO New Mission Impossible but with a Christmas Icon

Once upon a time a young lady had an idea. An idea that two popular actors are deeply similar in their acting, but one of them is taken way more seriously.That's it for that voice, we talk a lot about that and about the Nic Cage and Keanu movies we watched. We also visit the cage for another round of "Caleb almost did do get a degree for this"

A wise woman sitting in my yard in a BIG rocking chair once told me: When your hearing breaks, the dreams shall come. I guess she was talking about today cause Caleb's recording broke and we talked about dreams a lot. Cool!

While the school boy is away, the gays will play. By play we mean talk and explain the story of like 3 different things! That's so much fun!

Classic Junk House Classic weirdness. How many humans does it take to kill a gorilla? What the hell is going on with Magic the Gathering? Are we even still funny? All that and more!

Samantha for sure has covid during this one. That also means the editing is going to be subpar due to her being sick as a dog and normally the sole editor for Junk House. Hope you enjoy it!

Down Down Down by that darned river! If you ain't into DND or BG3 this one probably ain't for you because that's basically the whole ep. We make our characters for an upcoming Baldur's Gate 3 campaign (most likely streamed) and also make some little freaks for shims and griggles.

When Cordell is gone... wait I think I've used this exact intro before.... When the.. guy that is great and cool is gone.. Sammi and Caleb will talk about some games they have only played a few of. Oh and we finally finally figure out which Beatles member we are.

April fools! We were busy bees last week so didn't get to talk about Killers of the Flower Moon, the final movie in this year's March Movie Madness. Since that amazing movie is really sad, we try and move on quickly to some lighter topics, like Nintendo's Switch 2 direct and the announcement of a sequel to Sammi's favorite game of all time.

Welcome to the best improve you have ever heard: No, But. But for real, we actually talk a LOT about eggs in this ep. We start of asking each other questions from a list of "255 Funny Questions " from Women's Health Mag. It's a great and fun time!

There's a dad in the house, and it's not our main man Martin. This week on March Martin Movie Madness... Scorsese... Time. Cordell got swept up into some early papa time so it's just Caleb and Sammi here to talk about GoodFellas. Actually they both made some games about the movie, so that's pretty fun. Finally our dynamic duo makes up some crazy "gangster" nicknames for each other, and even the silenced Cordell.

Did you watch Hugo? We did. Forget about that though cause we got something way more important to talk about: Fast Food Chicken. Be amazed at the hot and cold takes we have on some of the best (in our opinion) chicken you can buy through a drive thru.

It's week one of March Movie Madness! this week: Shutter Island. Come on down as we discuss Martin Scorsese movies this year!

Welcome back! This week the Junk House gets a visitor... and it's Caleb? This "Caleb Prime" is telling us he is from a different universe, one verse over and is here to inspect the house. Hopefully we pass?

One short day In the Junk House cityOne Short day To be grossed out a lotThis week the Junksters get down to business, the business of life sized Pokemon Plushies, and not the cute ones like Larvesta. Also Caleb has been reading a lot of books and we talk about that!

Another week another host "kidnapped." This week we bring back the amazing podcast Just Super! by talking about the upcoming Marvel Rival Heroes; The Human Torch and The Thing. Caleb and Cordell also get down in the deeps about some table top talk after another round of Kojima or Kodreama!

Cordell has been MANNAPPED and not in the fun way where you catch up on some sleep. Caleb and Sammi are here to... Well not solve the case, more like talk about random junk and play a game that Sammi totally botches.

It's Junk House! Do people even read these? maybe some people do and those people find a deep enjoyment in reading these silly words discussing the random crazy things the Jokester in their Junky Home talk about each week. This week it's a little all over the place (like normal.)

This episode, the Junky Jokesters come up with their best business idea yet, Big Boy Hooters. It's like Hooters but Big Boys. There is also some movie stuff and a new segment all about being smart and stuff.

Yo another episode? It's almost like this happens almost every week! This we we got some more goofs, gaffs, and maybe even some insightful words about love, life and the pursuit of a Junky House. OH we also make up some innocuous rumors about celebs. The one we land on though is JUICY and might involve the voice behind a certain blue hedgehog.

It's 2025! let's get this sheesh rolling! We hope you had a great holiday season and now let's jump head first into talking about some of the greatest (to us) movies and video games of 2024! Oh, we also throw in some predictions for the upcoming year.

Welcome back to the house! This week we got a few weird stuff going on. Caleb is editing this week cause Sammi's computer is outta commission for now. This ep is a little all over the place cause of that though so enjoy the ride!

Are you a Bouba or a Kiki? This week the Junkie Jokesters find out! They also make up some beautiful inspirational quotes or "boubas." The Junk house is really comfy this week, we even got a new couch! Come on in, grab a refreshing beverage and maybe even some nonbranded pizza rolls and let's have a great time!

Welcome back to the house, where it's beginning to look like that one classic holiday that most people love. We also talk a little about Wicked and Caleb makes some predictions for part 2.

Welcome back to the GAMES EPISODE! This week not only are we doing some Bad Reviews, we also doing 2 new games brought to you by Caleb and Cordell! Get on in here and see how well you do, especially at the Game Game.

Podcasting tastes best in a dress. This week we make a super cute mascot, Greg the Tradigreg, based off of Caleb's favorite shirt. Samantha also watched "Megalopolis" and gives the other two cuties the rundown. "So go back to the cllluuuuub."

"Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging and overtly pro-DEI messaging. Trans/Non-binary/other option available for host identity. Homosexual relationship between minor and MAJOR characters." Happy Friday! This one was recorded before we got the election results and got real nervous about our future in this country. We talk a little about that, a little about that, and a lot about the "Woke Content Detector," a list of video games that dictates whether they game is "woke" or not.

It's HALLOWEEEEEEEENNNNN... yesterday. Hope you like this ep! we talk make A LOT of jokes about a certain substance, and then get into talking about Maze Runner. Turns out Maze Runner is like 3 crazy concepts thrown into one so the cuties over in the Freud House punch up the concept and make it SO much better. Oh Yeah and if you are reading this when this episode comes out, GO VOTE.

It's Goblin Time

Oh Criminiey, It's just the boys this ep? Well when the woman is away.... I'm not gonna finish that thought. Caleb brings King Conker and his bad nut day, Cordie discusses the Cosmere some more and maybe even talks about his own fantasy series. Samantha... Well she is Gone Girl... Like cause she aint here this ep... What ever ENJOY!!

We are so back! It's Oktoberfest and we are hanging out maxin all cool! But instead of shootin b-ball outside we are talking about stuff inside the house! This week we discuss the Pokémon leaks and Cordell tells a tale of the scariest thing ever: getting into a reddit argument.

it's the beginingnininig of Cordell's Oktoberfest 2024! We even took a little break last week to bring you an AMAZING episode! we got Stand up bits perfected by the Junkie Jokesters and then a whole lot of spooky movie talk. Get on in here and let's get down to the horror spooky horror party! HAPPY Cordell's OKTOBERFEST

A promise was made a long time ago that Cordell would eat ranch flavored ice cream, it's time to make good on that promise. Then the rest of the episode is just a fun video episode but basically a normal episode. Enjoy yah jokesters

Oh gorsh oh dang, we got a lot of random stuff all up in this one. There might be some violent happenings to a billionaire that doesn't really exist but is a character in this episode. OH CRAP, I almost forgot to say that they also make up more slogans, if that's something that tickles your fancy.

As a great episode description once said: This one talks about Madam Web and we also make it better by going round robin. Oh yeah and we also make up some characters for our Clue parody. Hope you are having a great week!

We did it, we finally talked about Christopher Nolan and his movies, the most podcast thing to ever podcast on a podcast. Oh, we also started a little fight club using the Pokemon tournament rankings so that's fun!

Wooo! This episode is a funny one (especially after that semi bummer of a last one) we talk about a LOT of stuff in this one. Including but not limited to that new AI horror movie that's really just Smart house, a quick Woggle update, and another round of the everything draft with an anime twist! Cuddle up with your Edward Elric or Satoru Gojo Dakimaura and enjoy another banger episode!

In this episode, the gang really gets down to business and talk about the things that matter: the idea that things don't matter. Just kidding, but we do talk about Nihilism for a good bit so like heck yeah?

It's time. Our Opinions on RDJ playing Dr. Doom is finally here... Oh you thought I was going to say something more interesting? well frick you! I bet you like RDJ playing doom... Moooom the person reading this is bullying me

It's another one of those episode where the hosts talk about food for possibly way too long. Mainly ranking types of fries and types of general sides. Listen to this one with a little snack with you, yah probably gonna get hungry.

Mario and Sonic at the Olympic games? More like HungryBox and Mango at the Esports Olympics. This week we got some goofs and gaffs for you, and maybe the most powerful character ever created ever.

This time the WHOLE EPISODE IS A QUIZ, but to make it a little easier we split it up into two parts. One where only Cordell answers and one where only Samantha answers. This time the categories are The Cosmere for Cordie (the universe of Brandon Sanderson's books) and One Piece for Sammi! Come on in and see how many answers you can get right!

This one is a doozy! We got oops all berries hot takes, we got League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, we got Jesus that appears like Captain Planet! Oh and what ever that thing is... Get on in here!!!

Another day another dollar as they say. Cordell is back and we talk about some weird and wacky stuff like how a previous president talked about sharks and boat batteries.

Oh frick, Cordell ain't here so I guess we gotta talk about One Piece! Caleb has been catching up and is in Thriller Bark so don't listen if you don't want spoils spoils spoils.

It's Season 2 baby, and this time your favorite hosts are played by "completely different" characters! Now that the Black Hole sucked all them old characters in, we also gotta start building back the roster. Be on the look out for any local weirdos in your area and ring the Junk House if you see anything!

We finally made it! Episode 100 is here and the debate between "Carl" and Jon Normalman is getting started! Be sure to grab your popcorn and find your seats, this Season one finale is gonna be a banger!

With the debate one week away, the Junkytectives gott figure out the murder THIS EPISODE. Good thing they know just where to go! Come with us on a trip to Conspiracy Carl's Bunker to find the truth behind the fridging of Linda, Carl and John's wife.

Welcome back to the Junk House where we are smart people... Not really, we just know a lot about very specific stuff. This episode Caleb puts Samantha and Cordell through a quiz of their hyper fixations, Pokémon and MTG respectively. Come on down a let us know how many questions YOU got right!