Location Lanesboro

We Are Living In A Lanesboro of Witches And Tarot Card Readings Sending Some Into A Panic… Jeff Is Jazzed To Host Thanksgiving As Turkey Bowling Approaches…  Michael Is Being Recognized At The Bar By Farmers…  Wyatt Promotes GAMESBORO… We Talk Local Elections.. Paul Talks The Harvest Season And Venison Stew… ENJOY!!!

Paul Is On A Spanish Holiday in Madrid While The Rest Of Us Suffer In Negative Degree Whether… Michael Needs Clarification On What Don Jr. Was Fiddling With In His Pocket… Jeff Wins A Cooler At Turkey Bowling And Wyatt Tries To Steal It… Lanesboro Is Getting A New Grocery Store… Have You Ever Heard A Rumor About Yourself, We Have, And We Kinda Talk About It But Then Get A Bit Deep And Real… Jeff Doesn't Have Any Last Thoughts, Wyatt Has A Couple… Michaels Definitely Had Some Last Thoughts… ENJOY!!!

Jeff Is Missing!!! But The Rest of The Pod Talk Objects Over Chatfeild, UFOS, The House Oversight Community, And Why People Don't Care… Wyatt Is Tired… Paul Asks About Our Favorite TV Dads And We Help Michael Who Wasn't Raised By TV… Wyatt Goes To A Lego Brick Store Opening And Doesn't Win The Big Door Prize… Michael Buys No Books And Two Turkeys… Paul Wonders If Bay Leafs Are Worth It And Does Tyme Even Matters… Enjoy!!!

122 - Fall Foods & Puff Ball Mania -    Michael Has Questions About Eggs In Napoleon Dynamite… Paul Asks Us About What Our Favorite Fall Foods… Wyatt Tries To Buy A Video Game Off Facebook MarketPlace… Michael Is Having A Garbage Sale… Jeff Has Too Much Squash… Paul Finds And Cooks A Puffball Mushroom… How Much Would You Sell Your Family Pet For??? Michael Gets Mistaken For A Cop… ENJOY!!!  

Someone Vandalizes Michael's Truck With Spitballs and Paul Eats Lobster… I Think Jeff And Wyatt Talk About Stuff Too… That's All I Remember About This Episode Off The Dome… Man, We Really Need To Write These Descriptions Right After Recording… ENJOY!!!

Jeff Gets Bit By A Dog… Wyatt Buys A Button Maker… Michael Tries Walking On The Correct Side Of The Tail… Paul Is Traveling Somewhere… Wyatt Is Upset That People Choose To Watch The Presidential Debate Over Coming To Trivia… (Not To Get Political) We Talk Politics For A Sec…. Michael Learns Where Loofahs Come From... ENJOY!!!

119 - Highway 61 Burgers Revisited Michael Has An Encounter On The Trail (Mostly In His Head)... Paul Takes A Trip Up Highway 61 From Lacrosse To Duluth And Has The Best Burger He's Had Up North… We Talk Our Favorite Burgers Out In The World… We Also Talk How We Make Our Best Burgers At Home… Michael And Paul Bother Cory About How Much Tax Is On A Bag Of Dog Food… We End On A Real High Note… ENJOY!!!  

  118 - Don't look an “ALPHA” “GIFT” in the mouth while “FIGHTING” “PANCAKES” Paul And Wyatt Had Birthdays, In July, And Michael Got Everyone Gifts… Jeff Gets Called Out As A BETA Male… We Discuss What That Even Means Or If We Even Care… Someone Was Stealing Political Signs… We Lalk Minnesota's Dad Tim Walz… Michael Tells A Truly Alpha Karate Fight Story… Paul Makes Pancakes For Recipe Ranch… ENJOY!!! 

Graduation Season Has Started… Jeff Asks How Big Our Class Sizes Were… 50th Anniversaries… Brian (The George Clooney/Anthony Edwards Of Portland) Regales Us About “What's Up” In The ER… Michael…. (We got side tracked and that was all we wrote down as a description)... ENJOY!!! 

Jeff Is Absent As He Gets Ready For Memorial Day Guests…  Wyatt Is Back After His Illness But Is Still Sick AF!!! Michael Has A Million Dollar Idea… Paul's On Parade & Meets DFL & Republican Constituents During Trout Days… Michael Is Very Underdressed For A Function In The City With Foreign Dignitaries… Rhubarb Fest Approaches… LANESBORO COMMUNITY THEATER PRESENTS OLIVER IN JULY!!! Beluga Whales And Narwhals Living Together, Mass Hysteria… Paul's Asparagus Soup RECIPE RANCH!!! Michael Asks A Very Poignant Question To Take Us To The End Of The Show… ENJOY!!!

Another Mystery Episode Where Wyatt (Not Dead… Just On The Verge Of Dead) Wasn't Here To Remember Or Write A Description… And None Of Us Wanted To Go Back And Listen To The Episode To Figure It Out… But It Was Labeled In The Folder As Getting High With Animals So…. Enjoy!!!  

Paul Picks Family Over The Podcast… GRANNY'S LIQUOR Sponsors The Pod!!! We Talk About Our Favorite Liquor Stores, Beers, And Places We've Drank!!! Jeff Is Not Officiating But Doing Some Talking At Our Friends' 25th Wedding Anniversary/Vow Renewal Fun Time Super Party… Wyatt Actually Officiated A Wedding On The North Shore #BeaverBayBoys!!!  Micheal Is Going To Therapy, Once His Therapist Reaches Out… Paul Faxes In An Alcohol Recipe Ranch That Is Performed By Micheal As Paul… Wyatt Asks For Final Thoughts And Then The Show Goes On For 15 More Minutes…   

Paul Is In The Field This Week… The Shield And Walton Goggins… Jeff Takes Michael His First Bike Ride In Years…   Squirrelly Surly Wrap Up And Going Big Next Year… We Are All Wearing Almost Identical Grey/Blue Cargo Shorts…   Are You Good At Clothes Shopping With Other People???   Two Of Us Aren't and Michael Loves It… DON'T GIVE US INSULATED ADVICE OR CRITICISM!!!  

Usually After We Record We Hang Out For A Bit And Write A Description And Think Of A Clever Episode Title… Well… This Time We Didn't!!! And At This Point We Have Completely Forgot What We Talked About… Could We Go Back And Re Listen To The Episode To Come Up With A Description And Title… Absolutely We Could… Are We Going To??? Absolutely We Are Not!!! Enjoy!!! 

We Learn A New Word And What It Means!!! Jeff Asks Us About Our Love Languages And We Figure That All Out… Michael Buys Wyatt A Gift At The Asian Food Market…  Wyatt Buys Everyone Something For The Podcast Room… Paul Gets Jeff A Gift… Jeff Doesn't Get Anyone Anything… Paul Googled Man Salad After Last Weeks Episode… What's In A Burrito… Who Would We Want As A Guest On The Podcast In The Future???

Michael Goes On An Excellent Adventure To Palm Springs And Experiences Space Travel, Ferraris and Food… Paul's French Man Salad Recipe Ranch… Jeff Touches On His Adult Spelling Bee… Micheal Updates Us On His McDonald's Beef Blunder And We Get Some Real Info About The Meat Market… Wyatt Touches On A Photo Of Michael's 3rd Grade Basketball Photo (Everyone Is Wearing Jeans For Some Reason)... Nature, The Sun And The Buffalo… 

Jeff's Friend Divulges Too Much Info When Gently Prompted…  We Talk About How Winter Wasn't Really Winter… Parts Of The Trail May Be Closed This Summer But There Is Hope… Jeff's Dirty Thirty Underground Gravel Bike Ride… The Location Lanesboro Gang Are Going To Be Ambassadors To Social Media Influencers… Interesting Iditarod Rules… Wyatt Asks A Question… Paul Grills Some Cauliflower In Recipe Ranch… Micheal Doesn't Lose His Mind As Much As Usual…

Our Longest Rambling Intro Ever (You're Welcome)… Micheal Watches A Movie Which He Really Liked But Has One Complaint… Wyatt Saw Dune 2… We All Became Super Burro Basketball Fans!!!  Jeff Question About Fast Food Sends Michael Into A Frenzy… Paul And Jeff Want Us To Take A Local Area Cemetery Tour… With A Fan Submitted Suggestions (Lori) We Finally Let Paul Finish A Story From Over A Year Ago… 

Paul Has A Root Canal, And The Nitrous Has Him Reminisce About His Youth… Michael Tries To Prompt Us With 3 Words… Paul Goes To Waffle House… Jeff Has Regrets About Something He Did In His Youth… We All Attended A High School Basketball Game To Support Our Friend's Kids But Find Their Hygiene Disgusting… Wyatt Beats Jeff's 3rd Grade Son In Horse…  Michael Brings Up A Corkey Hail, A Jazz Harpist??? Harper??? Harp-Player??? With No Prep Paul's Son Cory Kills The Deer Paul's Brother James He Has Been Tracking… So We Get Teriyaki Venison Jerky For Recipe Ranch… We Eat It On Mic (We Hope You Enjoy It As Much As We Enjoyed Eating It)... Wyatt Asks If Prepping To Hunt Or Fish Matters? Turns Out, Not That Much…

Paul's On Vacation (One Of The Carolinas, You'll Hear About It In The Future)… We Talk About Judging Books And People By Their Covers…  Jeff's Friend Stabbed A Guy (Because He Was Being Robbed)... Micheal Manages A Wearhouse #BlueMonday (This Episode Might Get Flagged)…  We Talk How We Take Our Bloody Marys… When Do We Drink Our Bloody Marys… What Music We Like To Listen To While Drinking Bloody Marys… Wyatt can't remember How To Say Butterscotch…  We Only Lose Our Place And Train Of Thought A Couple Times… And We Only Have To Stop The Once… Classic…     

Bad Gifts and Family Arguments Mic Checking... We Talk The Fiber Arts As Lanesboro Shop (Fabric Garden) Gets An Update And New Name (Driftless Fiber Arts)…  Michael Needs To Talk And Slightly Derails Things… In The 80's Everyone Wore Sweaters… Have You Ever Gotten A Gift You Were Expected To Like But Didn't, We Have And We Talk About It…  We Learn Michael's Middle Name… Lutheran Democrats And Norwegian Republicans Argue About Harry S. Truman At Paul's Family Gathering… Wyatt And Jeff Remember Fighting With Brothers… Jeff Goes To Jail… Paul Informs Us On Another Trip He Is Taking… We Fumble The Outro…

Michael takes Paul's Guitar Away… We Talk About Minnesota's State Flag “Controversy”… Paul Seamlessly Transitions to Talking About His Trip To South Padre Texas, Then More Flag Stuff… The Recording Stopped For A Bit So There's A Weird Skip… Somebody Keep Pounding On The Table… Jeff Tries To Explain Being A Football Fan To Michael… Michael's Capstone Grant Presentation Recap (He Did Great)… Jeff Leaves The Podcast And Takes The List And Talking Points With Him So We End The Episode Short And Sweet!!!    

We Come In Real Low Energy For Reasons Not Discussed… But We Get Excited Because There's A Storm Coming!!!  It's Our 1st Real Snow Of The Season So We Talk About Our Shoveling Habits And Snow Day Memories… Jeff Tricks His Dumb Friends Into Thinking He's A Mind Reader… All The Kids On Michael's School Bus Have To Go Into His Weird House… Wyatt Played Nintendo 64… Jeff Feels The Passing Of Time As His Kids Don't Need Him To Go Sledding With Him Anymore But Still Let Him Tag Along… We Talk About Merging In Traffic And Michael Needs To Check His Blood Pressure As Per His Last Doc Visit… Jeff Tries To Leave But Michael Convinces Him To Stay So He Can Tell His Boxelder Bug Theory… Totally Worth It!!! Oh Yeah, Paul's On Vacation Again…

Michael Speeds Through The Intro… We Talk Which Of Us Are Getting Nicer Or Meaner As We Get Older (Paul Makes It Political)... Jeff Tries To Make It Real…  We Make Fun Of Cory… Being Fussy Eaters… Paul Feels Bad For People With No Friends…  Jeff Breaks Michael's Clipboard… Paul Bring Beer Back From Big Timber… Wyatt Wins Turkey Bowling And The Night And Messes With Highschoolers… Paul's Thanksgiving Side Debacles Where Fontina Cheese Did Not Please (Not Recipe Ranch)… Katie's The Best… We Declare This Episode #99 And An Educational Podcast (Both Lies) Things Happen And It's Getting Released As #102… It Completely Devolves At The End To Us Just Eating Stinky Cheese, Pickled Eggs, And Mixed Nuts…

Our First Recording Of 2024 & The Next 100 Episodes!!! Correcting All Our Mistakes And Bugaboos And Taking The Podcast To The Next Level!!! NOT!!!  We Talk Holiday Party Fatigue… Michael Gets A Crockpot Full Of Meatballs For His Birthday But Because It's Michael He Has Way Too Much To Say About It… Michael Disappoints Jeff's Son… Wyatt Gets Loud!!! We Talk What We Save And Salvage - Wood, T-Shirts, Discarded Tech… Being Electrocuted… Michael's Demeanor And Voice Changes As He Talks About His Grant And Capstone Project He Has Been Working On… Paul Has A, "TO DIE FOR!!" Receipt Ranch: Rick Bayless' Enchiladas Suizas - With A Tomatillos Sauce... LCT play tryouts announced (It's Too Late, It's Been Cast) Gamesboro (Not Too Late, Depending)          

Discrimination 4 100- Our 100th Episode Spectacular 2023! It's The 100th Episode!!! It Being A Very Special Episode You'd Think We'd Have Our Stuff Together… You'd Think… Paul Talks About His Shoulder And Surgery And Who's All Gone Under The Knife.   Micheal Keeps Very Calm Talking About Boomer Trash Dumpers and Mystery Dog Detectors… We Talk About Our Favorite Christmas Movies, Which Ones Make Jeff Cry (It's All Of Them) and Our Best Christmas Gifts… Wyatt Finds Candy And Eats It On Mic… Our Regrets, Observations or Despairs Of 2023… We Definitely Don't Fade Out… Happy 100!!!

John's Turkey Brine Time 

Sample Man and the Lanesboro Fight Club.

This is the end and bad photos.

The horrors of bourbon tasting. We start out a little rough but we figure it out.

Filthy 50 biking and pumpkin carving

The mystery of the missing mushroom dryer

I told you UFO's are real!!

Michael Freaks Out About Michael Caine and Sausages 

One person DRAG SHOW PROTEST. Recorded 5-17-2023

Michael and Wyatts Seinfeld Psychology 6-22-23

Killer Deer in Lanesboro! God help us all!

Weeds Legal In Minnesota!

Wyatt and Michael talk about sickness, movies, and our perfect Sunday morning.

Reefer Madness

We talk to paul on another vacation, Lanesboro news, and Wyatt and Michael finish the show with growth spurts stories.

Beer tours and bar etiquette