Lunch with Jer

Returning to Bartaco in the highlands, the men discuss the nexus of ASMR and adult content. Also: retiring Jer from the podcast, investment strategies, and the weirdest things we do. The post Adult ASMR Content appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The guys discuss their worst moments at strip clubs. There's more, but that's most of it. The post Putting the Gentlemen in “Gentlemen's Club” appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Jer gets pulled into an adult khaki meeting, so Deric and Sam sit down and grumble about him and also try to get to the bottom of a timeless topic: what makes weird people weird? The post Why Are You Weird? appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The guys eat tacos and talk shady sales techniques, ornery contractors, the ideal body type for playoff basketball, and why Sam's tacos are taking so long. The post We Are Here to Sell You appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

How many wings is too many? How would you react if your fellow diner ordered 18 wings for himself? What is the proper way to discuss Iowa's Caitlin Clark? Can comedians be rich and famous AND funny? These and other questions are discussed on this quarter's episode of Lunch with Jer. The post 18???? appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Sam leaves the guys high and dry. Typical. Deric and Jer muse about Friends nostalgia, David Coverdale's hog, and why 25 is the best age. The post Muchausen by Proxy appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We are back at Bartaco! The guys debate the best fast food restaurant, when it's acceptable to call a team “we,” and Deric's new men's skincare routine (and what the other guys think about it). Also: Mexico is no longer cheap, and why it's best to just stay home. The post Men's Skincare Routines appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We come to you once again from Fire on the Mountain, and are joined by our friend and firefighter calendar model, Chad. We discuss his history posing for the calendar, plus what makes a person bad at firefighting. Also: male strippers, the Great Clips experience, the shadow self, and why Drake sucks. The post What makes a bad firefighter? appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Jer bailed on us today so once again the supporting cast will have to carry this one. We discuss whether Reno, NV is a viable city, when it's acceptable to buy a drink for another man's wife, and whether being an average musician—a la Taylor Swift—is actually better than being good. The post Lunch Without Jer appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The guys celebrate pride month by overeating tacos (Sam had 6), and discussing the value of parades in general. Deric receives an award, and Jer tries to give Sam more work. And for the first time ever, they discuss the options of a doctor who is NOT from the Netherlands. Join in on the fun! The post Proud appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

I believe the episode title says it all. The post Finally Admitting That Sam Was Right About Everything appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We're back at Bartaco! Hell yes. We talk about Jeremy's beard, Deric's affinity for bad haircuts (and inability to feel worthy of love), why soccer scoring is actually the same as every other sport's scoring, the current state of kids names, Deric's burrito smuggling habits, and which things we find good but personally don't like. The post Nondenominational Holiday Special appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

In this episode, we try to determine which NFL franchise is the all-around shittiest, which college town is the all-around best, the appropriate thing to do when they swing that iPad around and ask for a tip, whether “good silverware” is necessary, and what to do about Deric's short couch debacle. Join us! The post Tipping on iPads appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We're back at Bartaco, where the food and hospitality are always on point. Deric brought new equipment, so we're still working out the kinks, and thus Sam is extremely loud this episode. Also, that's just how he is. Deric theorizes that Kamala Harris has nice legs. Jer searches for a job, and meaning in life. … Continue reading Kamala's Legs → The post Kamala's Legs appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We're back at Fire on the Mountain—one wife joins, another declines, a third was wildly unavailable. We discuss the MyPillow guy, hunting famous lions, and how many bites a dog is allowed before it is put down. Join us! Dutch doctor! The post Don't Email My Wife appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We are back at Fire on the Mountain in the Highlands, and boy do we have an episode for you. Deric has been required to wear old-timey race gear at his next Ironman. We discuss the best place to sit at a baseball game, and the Swiss scientist makes his usual appearance. The post The 1890s Ironman appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We switch up the location and stop by Bartaco in LoHi for some delicious tacos and margs. And somewhat delicious conversation. We discuss why Sam doesn't have life insurance, how long it will take our wives to start dating after we die, whether vinyl is worth the time, and the best/worst fast food restaurants. And, … Continue reading Taco Time → The post Taco Time appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Happy Easter, loyal listeners. After 5 months of scheduling conflicts, vaccine-misinformation-related squabbles, and lawsuits, we have made our glorious return. We discuss the Broncos obtaining another quarterback they did not earn, Deric and Sam's booze-fueled dinner, and Jer's prestigious award, among other things. You're going to want to listen. The post We're Back appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

DAN steps in for Sam & Jer! Deric and LWJ's main pinch hitter travel to the City of Angels and squeeze in a podcast between stuffing their faces with chicken sandwiches. They discuss things you used to enjoy when you were a kid that you still enjoy, fake best man speeches, and staying in hotels … Continue reading Hollywood, Bitches → The post Hollywood, Bitches appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Deric and Jer take a road trip to Berkeley, CA, and do a podcast over coffee. Beyond that, I (Sam) have no idea what they talk about. I'm on maternity leave and completely checked out. Honestly, I'm posting this four or five days after they recorded it because I completely forgot. The guys are probably … Continue reading Coffee With Jer → The post Coffee With Jer appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

To start the episode, Deric inadvertently (or so he says) introduces his 12-year-old son to pornography. Luckily, this podcast doesn't have the reach to alert child protective services. The rest of the show predictably struggles without Sam (he's writing this). My god, these two with the masks and the vaccines…it's getting a bit obsessive. You … Continue reading Parent of the Year → The post Parent of the Year appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Jeremy is again absent for this podcast (second time in three episodes, for those keeping track. We're not keeping track or anything, but maybe you are). So Sam and Deric do “dinner without Jer” on a Saturday night in Golden, Colorado, as they wait to enter the Adam Carolla standup show. They make many new … Continue reading An Evening in Golden → The post An Evening in Golden appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

In this episode of the Lunch With Jer Podcast, Sam inadvertently outs himself as a member of a far-right fringe group. Well…not exactly. But kind of. Let’s just say that 35 seconds into the podcast, there’s a revelation so shocking that we spend most of the episode trying to come to terms with it. Jer … Continue reading Sam Outs Himself As QAnon → The post Sam Outs Himself As QAnon appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Jer throws the podcast into flux by bailing last second. Sam and Deric scramble to cope, and manage to produce this episode of Lunch Without Jer. Topics discussed are Valentine’s candy, Deric’s V-Day tomfoolery, and Jeremy’s job-related fire drill and subsequent betrayal. Also football. The post Betrayal in the Highlands appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Right? Almost? Or like, we’re halfway there at least? Allow us to discuss. Everyone’s busy, but we also find time to engage in a little locker room talk, and try to figure out why some backup quarterbacks play a lot better than others. There’s a chance Joe Biden is mentioned. Remember that guy? Coming to … Continue reading We’ve Nearly Survived the Pandemic → The post We’ve Nearly Survived the Pandemic appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

On this episode, we hit on a subject no one seems to be discussing: masks. We also discuss the NFL team formerly known as the Redskins and why people are the way they are. Our best yet! The post Why Is No One Talking About Masks? appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Finally, we emerge from full-blown quarantine (none of us have gone anywhere, at all) and return to the same restaurant we last visited on March 11: Fire on the Mountain, south-side. It’s good to sit down and eat wings again. We discuss the state of the world, lay out the exact plan on how to … Continue reading The Triumphant Return → The post The Triumphant Return appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We come to humbly with another quarantine-cast, on this, Cinco de Mayo 2020. Topics include whether or not Donald is a good communicator, what will cure the COVID, and who makes the best taco bowls (hint: it’s Trump Tower Grill). Also, Jer freezes almost immediately. Join us and soldier on. The post Breakfast with Jer appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Today we check in from the comfort of our own homes, pandemic style! Deric set up a Zoom. We discuss current events, pop culture, and lost jobs. Also, we get through the entire 4/20 episode without mentioning weed once. Where else in the podcast world will you get THAT? Check the episode below, or as … Continue reading Quarantine-cast → The post Quarantine-cast appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We descend upon Fire on the Mountain SOUTH (there’s a new location) and sample the delights while trying not to get the COVID. Then we spend most of the episode desperately trying to coax out Deric’s elusive airport story. The post South Side, Bitches appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Well, the gear broke but our captain Deric still found a way to deliver this podcast to you. Finally, an update on why it’s been so long since we’ve done a podcast and what is the true meaning of life. The post The Equipment Broke appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Another football road trip has brought us (well, two of us) to a much warmer yet equally weird climate: Venice Beach, California. We eat nachos, drink beer, and discuss the human scenery. The post Getting Weird in Venice Beach appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

In an unprecedented move, we release our second episode within a week. Sam returns to wrestle (metaphorically, not physically…he’d lose) the coveted “second chair” away from Jer, and another two-man podcast ensues. Topics include rectal exams, etc. The post Sam’s Revenge appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Live from the Pacific Northwest…we are back. The post We’re Back appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Sam strong-arms the guys into going back to Fire on the Mountain, and everyone has to pay for lunch. The crew discusses the word “hog,” service dogs, weird baby names, airport etiquette, the “Lunch with Jer” effect, and much more. The post Service Hogs appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Sam is on paternity leave after the birth of his first child, yet the boys press forth. We come to you from GQue Barbecue once again and discuss the pertinent issues of the day. The post Babies & Barbecue appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The men change scenery and eat at GQue Barbecue in Westminster. They also discuss all things meat with owner Jason Ganahl. The post New Location! appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Back at Fire on the Mountain, we talk funeral processions slowing you down, the weirdest delay you’ve ever had in travel, and the proper way to tell someone about your vacation. Plus, Jer pays up on the quarterback bet! The post The Funeral Procession appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

On this episode, we welcome friend of the podcast and long-time external contributor Doug Ruth to the show in person. We compare the 1980s to the present day and try to determine which era is better, recap Dead & Company weekend in Boulder, and discuss people who don’t camp. PLUS, we each eat one of … Continue reading We Welcome Doug & Almost Die → The post We Welcome Doug & Almost Die appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The technical difficulties have been fixed, and we give you a full, entire recorded episode. The wings are hot, the drinks are cold, and this week we discuss: Sam’s video game confession. Jer’s son’s graduation. Deric’s weird guys at the gym. The Lunch With Jer Revolving Quarterback Bet, starring Alex Smith, Case Keenum, and Kirk … Continue reading An Actual Episode → The post An Actual Episode appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Today we have a whopping eight-minute podcast due to frequent and drastic technical failures while recording. Please listen anyway and we promise to do better next time. Topics includes: The Great Lunch With Jer Cookout Video games (maybe) Ipads (Did that make it in?) Richard Sherman being a dick (not sure if we were recording) The post Fire the Technical Director appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The boys meet up again to eat wings and discuss how they can support Sam’s mental well-being in the new year. Plus, they clean out the idea box of outdated topics, and talk road rage and (probably) the Mormon faith. The post The First Podcast of 2018 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

We’re back! Tons of discussion about handling the Mormon faith (#LDS), plus the best and worst ways to get drunk off food, and much more! The post November 15, 2017 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The boys are back after a long layoff, and discuss national anthem protests, what you would do during a break-in, and the reason everyone thinks everything is all about them. Plus, a bonus call in from Jer’s lovely wife! The post September 20, 2017 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Jeremy returns from paternity leave and shares his baby-making heroics. The gentlemen also discuss the lack of television innovation, the proper way to coach youth sports, and Doug calls in with his first five decrees as president. The post May 25, 2017 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

The boys develop a foolproof method of thwarting any attack or contentious situation. Our filthiest episode yet. The post March 2, 2017 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

As the New Year’s resolutions have already fallen by the wayside, the gentlemen return to Fire on the Mountain to scarf wings. Jer actually shows up this time, and his impeccably color coordinated outfit is discussed, along with overpriced restaurant art, Deric’s ongoing holiday schedule dispute, and much more. The post Jan 12, 2017 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Stood up by Jer in a good old fashioned no-call, no-show, Deric and Sam push forward through wings and winter topics. From Fire at the Mountain, as usual. The post Holiday Special appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Some light listening in a world of despair today. The boys discuss the apocalypse election results on November 9, 2016. The post Election Special appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

Live (not live) from San Francisco! The post October 21, 2016 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.

August 19 from Fire on the Mountain. The post August 19, 2016 appeared first on Lunch with Jer.