Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

Follow Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't
Share on
Copy link to clipboard

A discussion on the merits of each movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Monkey Wrench Lobotomy


    • May 9, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 24m AVG DURATION
    • 138 EPISODES


    Search for episodes from Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't with a specific topic:

    Latest episodes from Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

    Episode 138: Thunderbolts*

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2025


    Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening! This one is mostly about Thunderbolts but you can stay tuned for the post credits scene where the hosts manipulate a spreadsheet if that's too on topic for you.

    Episode 137: Daredevil - Born Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2025


    An episode about a show with the subtitle ‘Born Again' that's being posted on Easter? I've got nothing. Also: We talk about Sinners, Wicked, The Minecraft Movie, Severance Season 2, and Cade's run in with Kevin Smith.

    Episode 136: Captain America - Brave New World

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2025


    You've seen the reviews but what do Marv and Noah think? Elssux or Duzent?

    Episode 135: The Duzzies 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2025


    Still no DEGOT winners. Maybe next year. Come enjoy our Marvel awards extravaganza with winners that you voted for (if you took that survey 6 weeks ago).

    Episode 134: Christmas 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2024


    Godzilla Minus One, Superman Teaser Trailer, S4E17 of the original X-Men show, and 5 beloved Christmas traditions. Remember to manifest your heart out.

    Episode 133: Ranksgiving 2024

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024


    In this episode: Wicked, I Saw the TV Glow, other stuff, and a little shake-up to the Marvel Rankings.

    Episode 132: Agatha All Along pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024


    Recap: Cade and Jordan enjoyed the first two episodes. What will they think of the rest of the episodes? Also, The Substance, The Wild Robot, and other tangents. Recap 2: This is a two dudes talking podcast disguised as a review podcast, don't expect structure.

    Episode 131: Agatha All Along pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024


    Wherein: Jordan goes the entire episode without saying the letter ‘P,' Cade recounts the many concerts he attends, Jordan reviews new Disney rides, Cade recounts the many movies he watches, and—eventually—they talk about a witch or something.

    Episode 130: Legion pt. 4 and Dolittle

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2024


    Every 26 months, three men (feat. Patrick Fitzsimmons) assemble to talk a little about the FX tv show Legion and a lot about movies generally. This time they also watched Dolittle (2020). Why? It's a secret that's been lost to the sands of time. Just like the location of the Island of the Eden Tree which has magical healing fruit (which could save the queen).

    Episode 129: Deadpool & Wolverine

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2024


    Too much cursing for my taste. Can we get a Nicepool movie instead?

    Episode 128: X2 (2003)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2024


    They stab Xavier.Xavier: X2, Brute?Magneto: Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.I should probably let Cade write the descriptions. We talk about X2 in this one with a special guest.

    Episode 127: X-Men (2000)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024


    Cade and Jordan head back into the Marvel vault to visit Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. New heroes, new powers, but old special effects (which are kinda good?). Enroll with us as we prepare for Deadpool and his spikey-metal-clawed friend.

    Episode 126: The 4th Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies Awards

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2024


    The stars are out! The most prestigious award show on the planet returns to your eardrums. Tape the big game, you've got listening to do. Buckle in, brace yourself, the show starts now! Wow! Ok.

    Episode 125: Echo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024


    This show was an interesting choice from the folks over at the Walter Disney Corporation but it exceeded our expectations. Wait that can't be right, its a Hawkeye spin off with Marvel Netflix cameos. Let me check my notes. Huh, no that's the case they're making.

    Episode 124: What if... Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2024


    The holidays wouldn't be the holidays without the classic traditions that we all know and love. There's a little bit of marvel stuff in there too.

    Episode 123: Ranksgiving '23

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2023


    It's that time of year again. Grab a mug of hot chocolate, curl up next to a roaring fire, and nitpick superhero blockbusters from a decade ago.

    Episode 122: Loki - Season 2 Episode 5-6

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023


    Marvel is taking all this multiverse timeline hopping seriously. The Marvels was made a universe where the MCU is a disorganized mess and Loki was made in a universe where everything is planned years in advance. I wonder which universe the next film will be from…

    Episode 121: The Marvels

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023


    I hope you did your homework. If you didn't watch Ms. Marvel, Wandavision, Secret Invasion, Captain Marvel, and Hawkeye you're missing out. Or are you?

    Episode 120: Loki - Season 2 Episode 3-4

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023


    We discuss Five Nights at Freddy's, Killer's of the Flower Moon (but mostly just its duration), the upcoming Beatles track “Now and Then,” and, oh yeah, Loki season 2.

    Episode 119: Loki - Season 2 Episode 1-2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023


    What if the people making a show actually cared about the project? What if they had a plan for what would happen? What if they actually followed that plan and told a cohesive story? In Loki, we might have stumbled into a timeline where that happens on Disney+!

    Episode 118: Cade's Birthday Brewery Crawl

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2023


    In this very special episode we come to you live from Cade's birthday brewery crawl. At each stop we recorded a 5 minute segment with surprise guest discussing a different surprise Marvel movie. Embrace the chaos.

    Episode 117: Secret Invasion Episodes 2-6

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023


    We used to have a Marvel podcast that was secretly a Beatles podcast but now its a Marvel podcast that is secretly a Matchbox Twenty podcast. How's that for shapeshifting?

    Episode 116: Secret Invasion Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023


    We've got a couple of mysteries on our hands today. From Marvel to the Titanic, Cade and Jordan are on the case. (The remnants of the sub were confirmed to be found while we were recording. Damn we're good.)

    Episode 115: Guardians of the Galaxy 3

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2023


    The gang's all here, what more do you want? If you said adorable, tortured animals you're in luck!

    Episode 114: Ant-man and the Wasp Quantumania

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2023


    Who would win in a shrinking contest: Ant-man shrinking himself or Quantumania shrinking consumer interest in the MCU?

    Episode 113: The Third Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2023


    A handful of truly great performers have received an EGOT but who will be the first to win a DEGOT?

    Episode 112: Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022


    I think there's a man on my roof and I sure hope its Santa Claus. On this episode we discuss Avatar: Blue People Bluer Water, Goofy Aliens on Earth, and rank the tracks of The Beatles' White Album. Happy Holidays!

    Episode 111: Ranksgiving '22

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2022


    Join us all ye movie sorters (fa la la la la, la la la la)/ Tis the season to make order (fa la la la la, la la la la)/Ranking all the MCU films (MA MA MA MA MA, MA MA VEL SUCKS)

    Episode 110: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2022


    Black Panther is back (panther). Cade and Jordan discuss Marvel Snap, the Quantumania trailer, and the newest MCU flick. What more could you want?

    Episode 109: She-Hulk pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022


    Sorry if we sound out of breath, we raced to get you this episode as fast as humanly possible.

    Episode 108: She-Hulk pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022


    This episode was recorded on September 24th. That's why this is the show you come to for breaking news.

    Episode 107: Phase Five 4 Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022


    If you've been looking for a deep dive of phase five while you drive, you've arrived. The two leading Marvelxperts are here to deliver all the juicy MCU deets.

    Episode 106: Ms. Marvel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022


    Mr. Marv Elssux reviews Ms. Marv El with Mr. Noah Duzent.

    Episode 105: Thor: Love and Thunder

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2022


    Will Thor 4 be adored, abhorred, or endured?

    Episode 104: Legion - The Final Third

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2022


    February 2018 - Cade, Patrick, and Jordan watch the first 20 minutes of the first episode of Legion (2017), April 2020 - after 26 months they watched the middle 20 minutes, and June 2022 - after an additional 26 months the first episode has been finished. The three will meet up again on August 2024 to discuss the first 20 minutes of the first episode of season 2 of Legion and the trailer to Dr. Dolittle: Tail to the Chief (2008).

    Episode 103: Moon Knight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022


    There's more discussion of Top Gun: Maverick in this episode than Moon Knight but that's probably for the best.

    Episode 102: Doctor Strange 2: Multiverses of Madness

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2022


    Doctor Strange 2? More like Doctor too Strange. Marvel is getting wacky with this zany flick.

    Episode 101: The Second Annual Marvel Sucks vs. No it Duzzies

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022


    The atmosphere is electric tonight at the Duzzies. The stars are shining and the reviews are glowing. Who's gonna take home the ultimate prize? Find out now!

    Episode 100

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022


    5 years after starting we've reached our 100th episode. Here's 100 interviews (a joint effort by Cade and I) about the MCU.

    Episode 99: Hawkeye Episodes 5 & 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2022


    If you were to use one word to describe this podcast, I think that word would have to be “timely.” Anyway, here's our final review of a show set and released during the Christmas season. Merry Holidays!

    Episode 98: Spider-man: No Way Home

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021


    Is this Spider-man 3 better than Toby's Spider-man 3? We'll let you be the judge. Or actually, I guess, we will be the judge because podcasts aren't an interactive medium. You can be the jury.

    Episode 97: Christmas Special 2021 (Hawkeye)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021


    Its the year without a Santa Claus. Or maybe the year without a Grinch. The point is Marv “Jordan Peeples” Elssux isn't on this one but there is a returning guest. I'll leave you in suspense.

    Episode 96: Hawkeye Episodes 1 & 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021


    Hawkeye changed history. Without Hawkeye the headlines in 2012 would never have said “Six Avengers Save New York,” they would have said “Five Avengers Save New York.”

    Episode 95: Eternals

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021


    In honor of Marvel's commitment to keeping the MCU going until time ends, they called this entry Eternals.

    Episode 94: Re-re-rank

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2021


    We-we-we're ba-ba-back for a re-re-rank. Sorry, it's freezing in this description box. Anyway, we also talk about Venom 2 and What if.

    Episode 93: Shang-chi

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021


    Shang-chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings joins the ring-based media pantheon with other greats like Tolkien's illustrious Lord of the Rings series and Sega's legendary pointy speed rascal, Sonic the Hedgehog.

    Episode 92: What if...

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2021


    What if Jordan and Cade did an episode without tangents? There is no timeline, across any multiverse, in which we stay on subject. Discussed today: Cade's Birthday, The Suicide Squad, Pig, Green Knight, What if…, No Sudden Moves.

    Episode 91: Loki Episodes 5 & 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2021


    This one is our magnum opus. You woulda thought it'd be our Endgame episode or something but, no, our third Loki episode is the greatest episode in the show's storied history. Enjoy or whatever. Don't let me tell you what to think.

    Episode 90: Black Widow

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2021


    Marvel has been successful doing TV shows but now they've trying a movie. Good luck!

    Episode 89: Loki Episodes 2, 3, & 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021


    In the end, the only person Loki could fall for is a Loki variant. Featuring special guest, communication expert Elle Johnson (co-host of the podcast Talk Talk: A Podcast About Communication though that didn't get brought up on the episode).

    Episode 88: Loki Episode 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021


    Loki meets the time bureaucrats who are angry because he did a time crime during the Avenger's time heist to get magic rocks.

    Claim Marvel Sucks vs. No it doesn't

    In order to claim this podcast we'll send an email to with a verification link. Simply click the link and you will be able to edit tags, request a refresh, and other features to take control of your podcast page!

    Claim Cancel