Masters of None

Jay had a very viral adventure on Spirit Airlines, and the tale is told on our pal's podcast It's Erik Nagel. Check out the video on youtube at https://www.youtube.com/user/itseriknagel and all their links at itserknagel.com

We're taking a break but here is some news about the future here at the show. We'll be back.

We look back on the year that was and figure out if it will be missed or if it can get thrown onto the dung heap of auld lang syne. What went on in the world of News, Sports, Entertainment and with us personally. Thank you to all our listeners this year and here's to happy times ahead. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

It's the most wonderful time of the year where we dive head deep into some of the worst holiday songs out there.... ONLY WITH A TWIST?!?! Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

Whatever happened to... the 90s? Well time happened. But that's not to say we can't reminisce about some of the things of that bygone era that maybe we'd like to see reintroduced back in the zeitgeist. Except The Macarena. No one wants to see that shit. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

What if you had control over the music your favorite wrestlers came into storming the ring. What would you pick? We asked Cousin Jay to help us with some reimagined entrance themes and the result was downright ravishing. Or rude. One or the other. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

Let the Drummer get wicked. We discuss some of the best drum parts of all time with a few surprising answers from both Jay and Art. Let's get after it. How to Play Hot For Teacher - https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=295451556430085 Spotify Playlist -https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4rIqf0afPe6w42nwhSumlp?si=68bb190229814c4f Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

DJ Mister J joins us to take part in our very first Wedding Music Fantasy Draft where we each pick some of the all time greatest songs you've ever heard at a wedding and make one giant super playlist of what will sure to be a stellar wedding night. Are we having fun yet? Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

Graham is back and we went to a NY Islanders Game so we discuss what he thought, answer his questions, and pretty much just drunkenly yell loudly into microphones.

School is an adventure for all of us. Each year comes with it's own challenges and highlights. We go through each grade and rank them from our own personal experiences and find out which grade is the greatest and which one simply stinks.

Harlan Friedman from the Sole Free podcast joins us to discuss our personal favorite sneakers and shoes that we've worn during our lifetime and Art finds a sole mate. Get it? Check out Harlan on the socials @theofficialharlan and his podcasts Sole Free and Bean Pies, Bagels & Cannolis on all the apps.

We make each other a mixtape of 5 songs that remind us of each other. A nice primer if you've never heard our show before and also a little heartwarming at times. Awwww. If you're going to buy tickets for a concert, sporting event or show, use the Fanimal app and enter promo code FANIMALMON when you sign up to get $15 in free credit! No fees, create a group to buy tickets together, and killer prices, all on Fanimal!

A special sneak peak of an episode usually reserved just for our Patrons while we're on break. Our special guest is Patron of All - LoPan who came on to discuss the best "Part III" Movies of all time. Art misunderstood the assignment.

Lori "Ice" Fetrick joins the show to talk to us about all things American Gladiators. We get the inside scoop on what she really thought of the ESPN 30 for 30 and the brand new Netflix doc that just came out yesterday as well as figure out what the key is to coming up with a great Gladiator name.

Across the Spider-Verse came out and we have opinions about this absolute marvel in animation. Yeah. See that Sony? I called it a Marvel. I hope you cry. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

For the conclusion of our trek in the RPG world known as Shiver, our Gamemaster George of RPG Blender helps three idiots try not to get their heads chopped off by a mysterious monster. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

Way back in 2014, we talked to Bert Kreischer who now stars in a movie based on his famous story The Machine! It's in theaters now. We talked about the hip hop star who dressed like a Dad, drinking alone in hotels, Ron Bennington, podcasting, Jay Mohr, and them most vulnerable story he has ever told on podcast. It's a great listen to hear The Machine way back when!

George from RPG Blender stops by to have us try our hand at finally playing a successful RPG game and suffice to say we have some trouble. It'll be the funniest trip to an old abandoned house in the middle of a cornfield ever recorded into a podcast this week. Enjoy. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

Tonight's show we take a random date in our personal history and try and remember what we were doing at that particular time. We go all the way back and all the way forward like Grandpa's favorite reclining chair. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

If necessity is the mother of invention, invention is sometimes in the middle of a messy divorce. Some inventions just don't need to exist and we go over some of the things out there that we just don't need.

Aaron Katz joins us this week. Aaron is the drummer of the legendary jam band - Percy Hill. He's also a producer, a recording engineer, and as we learned in this interview - he's just and overall good guy. He joins us to discuss all the ins and outs of making and recording an album.

March is here and that means one thing: BRACKETS BRACKETS BRACKETS. This year we take 64 different soups and find out who comes out on top. A lot of intrigue and betrayal in this episode.

Who has the best Track Number 4 of all time? How about track 11? We put together an ultimate mixtape that is comprised of all of those best tracks. A perfect mixtape if you will. One that would make John Cusack blush.

This week, on a very special Masters of None, Ted McGinley, Don Knotts, and Betty White drop by to discuss the Top 8.5 TV guest stars of all time. Nevermind, none of them show, we just yammer on about our picks instead. Check out clips of all of our picks at https://www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/playlists

Since Mike's computer died and we're late on last week's show, here's a bonus episode that was a Patreon-only show! Our artist Graham from England came into town and we all got together in person and recorded this after a full day of drinking our way through NYC. We talk about some dos and don'ts for visiting New York City for tourists!

Ever wonder what it's like in a minimum security prison? Ex-con Ian Bick joins us fresh off the release of the HBO documentary "Generation Hustle" to discuss his time in prison and what to expect.

This week we each bring an old show title back from the dead and present a perfect album to discuss with the group and marvel at some of the amazing musical talent that is out there to listen to right now. Watch videos on our You Tube Channel - www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

Critically acclaimed author Mike Sacks joins us for the season premiere to discuss his work, his podcast, and participate in our Writer Fantasy Draft where we talk about some of the best writers of all time from Movies to TV to Books and more. Follow Mike Sacks! - https://twitter.com/michaelbsacks Buy Mike's Books inc. the recently re-released Stinker Lets Loose and Randy... https://tinyurl.com/mikesacks Our writer picks were: Mike Sacks- John Kennedy Toole, John Swartzwelder, Neil Innes Jay- Robert Smigel, Christopher Moore, Anthony Jeselnik, Dave Holmes Art- Dave Filoni, Mitch Hedberg, James Luceno Mike- Douglas Adams, Vince Gilligan, Mel Brooks Join our Patreon for a new exclusive episode every week plus vault access - patreon.com/mastersofnone Follow our new TikTok - tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow Buy us a beer! ko-fi.com/mastersofnone

For the season ender we've got some hot questions and even hotter wings. Jay and Mike run the gauntlet on ten progressively hotter chicken wings while Art interviews them both. Watch the full video on our You Tube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@Mastersofnoneshow/featured Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

We're back for a fourteenth straight year bringing you some of the absolute worst Christmas songs that have ever been set to music. This year's special treat is we took music ideas from some of our Patrons of All and made some of our own horrible music. Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/mastersofnone Check out our TikTok www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow

Catch phrases are great universal inside jokes... until they're not. Some were never funny to begin with. We rattle through a bunch of them and Art STILL hates social media.

Zach Rosenberg joins us to discuss some of the best fighting games out there and figure out who has the best flawless victory. Join us on TikTok - www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

RIP Kevin Conroy. The voice of Batman passed away today, so we thought it would be cool to remember him by reposting this interview Art did with him back in 2013. (Yeah we've been doing this a long time) Art talks with actor Kevin Conroy who was an American stage, screen, and voice actor, known for his acclaimed voice role as the DC Comics character Batman in the 1990s Warner Bros. television show Batman: The Animated Series. Art and Kevin talk about how Kevin found the voice of Batman, Comic-Cons, video games and working with Mark Hamill.

We're back for a final show on the new movie & soundtrack! Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is streaming free on The Roku Channel and the soundtrack album is also out, so we dive into both in this very special bonus episode! Check out Jay Chanoine's new music album Commander Killyjoy and his comedy dates at instagram.com/jaychanoine

Our guest this week is Rob Harvilla, host of the excellent Spotify podcast "60 Songs That Explain the 90s". We revisit some of the biggest hits of the decade and try to decipher which classic hit stands above them all. Check out Rob's Podcast: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/60-songs-that-explain-the-90s/id1635211340 Check out our Spotify playlist of most of the songs we mentioned in this episode https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1qPTN4Qhn1ow0S1g7DzFcj?si=6Ky8SCERRWOHkjH0Dr8YkQ&utm_source=copy-link Join us on TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow For double the episodes plus the archives, join our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/mastersofnone

The world will end. It's gonna happen. We just selfishly wanted it to end on our own terms so we brought in a guest and an expert on the subject, comedian Jay Whitecotton to discuss our top three ways we want to see it all go down. Jay Whitecotton's Youtube: youtube.com/user/hoolamaid Join the Patreon www.patreon.com/mastersofnone Check out our TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow

Sublime was a polarizing ska band from the 90s. Comedian Jay Chanoine argues that they suck against Jay, who thinks they still rule. Not familiar with the band? Check out our playlist of the songs we talk about on YouTube- https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPu3gymHHXbN1EFaOZjakvkEAkO_ZczD9 Follow Jay! instagram.com/jaychanoine Get Jay's album - standuprecords.com/collections/jay-chanoine Join our Patreon for a new exclusive episode every week plus vault access - patreon.com/mastersofnone Follow our new TikTok - tiktok.com/@mastersofnoneshow Buy us a beer! ko-fi.com/mastersofnone

The world of Indie Wrestling is a extremely multilayered onion that required us to bring in a expert to help explain what happens behind the scenes. J.T. Kasin joins us to discuss all the razor blading and even more of the oddities of the business.

Nic Cage's body of work is...something. So we decided to go over the highs and lows with friend, Nic Cage superfan, and author of the new book WereCage. No more drugs for that man.

We conclude the series with our originAL ALbums that we've written, our final ALbum rankings, Top 5 originALs, parodies and polkas and other favorites and pray that Weird Al himself will join us at the zero hour. Thanks for listening and thans again to Graham for our artwork. Olly Peters for our Body Count drop and The Fantastic Plastics for our awesome theme song! www.TheFantasticPlastics.com

Surprise Guest Eddie Pepitone joins Jay & Jay to spin tons of yarns from the set of Weird AL's 'Handy' video shoot, and the Jays ask you to contribute to our next episode series finALe!! See Eddie Pepitone and JT Habersaat do comedy in your town! For dates: www.EddiePepitone.com Theme song by The Fantastic Plastics twitch.tv/fantasticplastics

Cousin Jay of Tigerman joins us for 'Cord Talk and we ride our horses into the Alpocalypse, Weird Al's second to last studio album from 2011. Check out Cousin Jay's bands: http://www.tigermanmusic.com http://www.dannyandtheboys.com http://www.theadventuringparty.net Theme song by The Fantastic Plastics www.thefantasticplastics.com

We wrap the season with the voice of Archer & Bob Belcher, H. Jon Benjamin! With a voice that could cut through steel, we talk beer, set up a geocache date with Jay and more. Check out the Bob's Burgers movie streaming now on Hulu and HBO Max! We'll have one more show on Patreon and then will be back in a few weeks! Have a summah!

Jay chats with the man behind GWAR's The Beserker Blothar, Michael Bishop, who spills the inner guts of the legendary band. Check out the documentary This Is Gwar streaming on Shudder starting July 21 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z4pB9m8F0 Gwar's new Album The New Dark Ages is streaming now and available on CD July 15th along with the companion graphic novel Gwar & The Duoverse of Absurdity. www.Gwar.net

Later after a full day of drinking heavily, our buddy Graham from England who was visiting decided to bring a bunch of British style snacks. So we countered with some of our own from right here in the states to see which snacks stack up the best. Cousin Jay joined us as well for the Thrilla That Tastes Like Vanilla.

Memphis band Heels join Jay and Jay to fawn over Straight Outta Lynwood, Weird Al's beloved 2006 album. Check out Heels at www.heelsmemphisband.com Theme song by The Fantastic Plastics twitch.tv/fantasticplastics

Mark from The Pink Milk Podcast joins us to talk all upcoming things Star Wars, an honest assessment of the series Obi-Wan, and him and Art generally just geek out over stuff for an hour.

Jay & Jay try on 2003's Poodle Hat for size. Theme song by The Fantastic Plastics www.thefantasticplastics.com

Jay & Jay bask in the perfection of Running With Scissors, Weird Al's 1999 masterpiece. Theme song by The Fantastic Plastics www.thefantasticplastics.com

Ice Cream is the greatest. Some flavors more than others. We discuss which we like the best and gain five pounds just talking about ice cream because we're old now and have no metabolism. Join us, won't you?

Weird Author Nathan Rabin joins Jay & Jay to talk about his multiple "Weird Al" books he has written and we dive into 1996's Bad Hair Day! Check out Nathan's website and pick up his Al Books at https://www.nathanrabin.com/shop Theme song by The Fantastic Plastics twitch.tv/fantasticplastics