Mornings with Jordin Silver & Friends Podcasts

Chris doesn’t think it’s that cold. Stacie explains Galentine’s Day. Jordin made a very big mistake on yesterday’s show that she apologizes for. There’s a special all-female round of #ForgottenBangerz. Jordin tries to make more friends on Craigslist. Finally, the team disucss ways to celebrate “Anti-Valentine’s Day” in Kansas City.     FOLLOW JORDIN SILVER on INSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/jordinsilver

Today was Chris’ last day. We celebrate all that he’s contributed to the show by playing clips from his past 18 months on #JSAF. Hear one of his first times he was on the show. Plus, his hilarious “short list” for what he wanted to name his child. Also, find out what his wife and mother had to say about him when they were on as guests. Finally, things get V emotional when the two realize it’s their last break together. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chris takes over the show since 9/4 will be his last show before he takes his sabbatical. We ask Jordin if she folds or wads. We travel with Miss B back to 1955 in her journal and Chris is scared they might take away his daughter but the Buzz family reassures him he’s doing alright.  Follow him on Instagram @phaetonor and @notastayathomedad And while you’re at it, follow @jordinsilver See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chris has a big announcement. The 2006 viral hit “Shoes” has a 2020 update. #BuzzFamily texts in to “Ask Christopher Anything.” Jordin’s having very bad luck. Finally, they go over some of the newest words added to Dictionary.com this morning.   http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Find out what happened to make Jordin literally run away from something this morning. J+C try to understand a trending topic on Twitter called #NoSimpSeptember. Later, the talk about some of the funniest generic brand names of items. Finally, Jordin got emotional on Saturday and feels like that private moment was violated.   http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chris had a moment in the shower. Jordin visited River Market Antiques and it gave her an existential crisis. Chris’ daughter has started biting. The two go over the best and worst excuses to use to get out of work. Finally, Chris has Jordin try to guess if MTV put a band in the “rock” or “alternative” category for their VMA’s last night.   http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Someone has made a meme about The Buzz. Jordin’s favorite band commented on her Instagram. This develops into a conversation about the unspoken “do’s and do nots” of social media. Finally, Chris tests Jordin’s ability to decipher some clever vanity license plates.   http://www.Instagram.com/JordinSilver See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Jordin’s brain did something really interesting to protected her from trauma on her drive to work this morning. Her crush from 6 years ago reached out via Instagram. From Fantasy Sports to Sally Mae, J&C  list things they “don’t understand.” Finally, Jordin has to register her car and found a place that’ll take care of it, but it seems too good to be true. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Chris is back and explains how bad a COVID test hurts. During his recovery period he realized that his daughter “just wants to have fun.” Jordin was approached by someone on Instagram to be their “sugar baby.” To curb her “Restless Legs” she is trying CBD oil. Finally, they go over Buzzfeeds, “People who didn’t get the text responses they were expecting.” See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

There’s only one thing that will get Dustin on a pair of roller skates. Chris still isn’t feeling well. Jordin is afraid that she has early onset dementia. They talk about their favorite band t-shirts and who are the most popular bands to wear as fashion and not because you like them. Finally, Santa calls in and Jordin asks him all the burning questions she has about COVID-19 messing with Christmas this year. FOLLOW SANTA Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/9ReindeerFly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/krisskringle1959/  Twitter: https://twitter.com/krisskringle

Dustin joins. Jordin got in trouble yesterday. Dustin shows her his new work computer. In honor of The Walmart-Drive in playing Karate Kid tomorrow, they talk about the original movie. Since Dustin is a good looking guy, Jordin wonders if any of his students have had crushes on him. #IfThisWereThe90s is trending and Dustin, or GenZ’er has a few questions for Jordin The Millennial.

Which is a better song, “The Black Parade” or “Mr. Brightside?” Justin’s parents thought they sounded drunk on the podcast yesterday. Since there’ll be a reboot of Jordin’s favorite movie, “A League of Their Own” Justin gives J some quotes from the movie she has to find, in the actual movie within 20 seconds. Finally, Toucan Slam from Fountain City Roller Derby calls in to chat about their upcoming recruitment night tonight on Zoom. FOUNTAIN CITY ROLLER DERBY RECRUITMENT NIGHT FACEBOOK EVENT: https://www.facebook.com/events/569904747013550

Justin Short fills in for Chris. You’ve heard him before on the show in February — but Jordin feels like it’s been longer. They debate if it’s weird to talk to someone while you’re naked in a locker room. Later, they come up with greeting cards that don’t exist but should. Justin opens up about being a “Cat Dad.” Finally, Tori from KCPetProject calls in to talk about “The Caturday House Party” happening on Saturday. KC PET PROJECT’S “CATURDAY HOUSE PARTY” INFO: https://kcpetproject.org/annual-events/caturday/ TO GET A DISCOUNT ON CATURDAY SHIRTS, USE THE CODE: BLANCHE

Dustin joins and the two talk about Jordin’s new car and what he has been up to. They tear apart a rap song that Shaq dropped in 1993. Then, debut the new Blink 182 song “Quarantine.” Later, Dustin catches us up on sports. Now that she wears a mask, Jordin realizes she takes way too deep of breaths when talking. Finally, Dustin talks about his most recent trip to Branson, MO.   JORDIN SILVER DJ’s the best of Pop Punk and Emo Music Friday 8/7 Outdoors @ The Iron District in North Kansas City. 7-9pm. Masks required. Food and alcohol available for purchase. Send all pop punk / requests to: http://www.instagram.com/jordinsilver

#RevealYourAgeWithoutNumbers is trending and the team dives into it. Why do we celebrate dead people’s birthdays? Jordin still needs validation from her parents even at the age of 38. Chris found a shirt hack that will change your life. Jordin promotes her pop punk/emo DJ’ing event at the Iron District tomorrow. Chris won’t be in tomorrow but Dustin is filling in.   JORDIN SILVER DJ’s the best of Pop Punk and Emo Music Friday 8/7 Outdoors @ The Iron District in North Kansas City. 7-9pm. Masks required. Food and alcohol available for purchase.   Send all pop-punk-emo requests to: http://www.instagram.com/jordinsilver

Why aren’t bands doing more collaborations? Jordin can’t remember the name of something she’s trying to reference during “On This Day in History” so she asks for help. This is the third day Chris has picked her up because her car is in the shop — they contemplate her getting another car. Next, they report on if secondhand smoke spreads COVID-19? Finally, J tries to educate people on her biggest grammar pet peeve.

Does anyone use a radio as their alarm clock anymore? There’s an interesting rumor about voting and wearing a mask today. Jordin found out Chris call her his “co-host” during his TJ Miller interview — so she throws him in the hosting role for a bit. When they switch back, J talks about a weird email from her bank. Finally, they talk about “state demonyms” (what you call people from different states.)

Jordin has a musical brain fart and can’t move on until it is solved. Chris finds a loophole regarding his daughter’s first steps. Jordin is jealous that people are calling a new friend in her group, “The Funny One.” Finally, she thinks she’s found a solution to stop getting The National Enquirer delivered to her house.

Chris forgot some important details from a text he sent yesterday. Slimfast’s COVID test is being displayed in the studio. Jordin watched Baseball yesterday and it felt “fake.” They try to play the new Billie Eilish song. Jordin has a vapid issue and Chris has a very emotional one — that dichotomy is prevalent on the textline, too. Finally, they discuss what TheDailyMeal.com is considering the best burger in MO and KS.

Jordin is back and explains what happened on Tuesday. Chris introduces #BuzzFam to a Banger from “Social Repose.” They go over some of Shakespeare’s famous insults and try to use them in a modern context. After news, they get into the weird seeds that people have been receiving in the mail. Finally, there is a chat about how popular the roller skating resurgence has been lately in KC.

Chris hasn’t see “The Wizard.” Jordin misses an important detail to an event that happened “On This Day in History” and Chris punishes her for it. J updates about her psychic reading last week. Chris hasn’t seen a lot of millennial cult-classic movies. After a new video pops up online of the inside of Sauer Castle, J&C disagree on her continuing the idea of restoring it.

Mon 7/27/20 - Supalonely Supermarket Sweep Jordin doesn’t remember a very prominent person in Fleetwood Mac. Chris gets his awards mixed up. They talk about the 90’s game show “Supermarket Sweep.” Then, Chris grabs Jordin’s shopping list and does commentary just like they do on the show. The two continue their debate on how to pronounce “Beabadoobee.” Finally, Chris did a great job with his comedian interview on friday — Jordin says she would have hung up on the guy one minute in. CHRIS’ INTERVIEW WITH MARK NORMAND: http://www.instagram.com/tv/CDCiWIJntc6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Jordin is having an amazing morning and almost nothing can break her spirit. Chris asked for a simple favor yesterday and J wouldn’t do it. The two talk about sibling rivalry. Jordin is seeing her psychic tonight so she asks the text line to send some questions to ask. Chris presents them. Finally, a text comes in that challenges them to play M.A.S.H.

Chris tests Jordin’s memory of a Green Day song. A member of the #BuzzFamily sent a weird cat video that they said “made them immediately think of JSAF.” After playing a banger called “Care” by “Beabadoobee” they realize the artist also sings on POWFU’s “Coffee For Your Head” song. J challenges Chris to load Beabadoobee’s version of “Coffee” in a very short time for $20 — he does, but there are hiccups. #BuzzFamily votes on if he deserves the money.

Lily Allen’s “Smile” has been trending. Chris’s sweet tooth is tested. A member of #BuzzFamily sent Jordin a TikTok about making restaurant-style ranch. She sends Chris to HyVee to get the ingredients. Finally, she mixes it and they try it live.   RANCH VIDEO from TIKTOK: https://vm.tiktok.com/JFaPU4q/

Jordin made a huge breakfast mistake. Chris overshares about his sex life. A website explains perfectly how we should be treating your masks. The team try to figure out the best store bought ranch to have in your fridge as a default. Jordin reveals how she makes hard decisions. Finally, Chris admits what he does in the morning to get in the right headspace to do a radio show with Jordin.

Everything seems really depressing but we aren’t going to let that get us down. Jordin got drunk last night. “Maskne” is a real thing. Jordin didn’t check a photo before she posted it and now she may have to move. Chris leads the conversation about the trending hashtag #ItsAConspiracyTheory. The two go over mundane things they enjoy. Finally, Jordin takes a moment to talk about the importance of taking care of your mental health right now and resources to reach out to if you aren’t feeling well.

Chris received something unexpected in the mail. The team talk about how it feels to be in the same place as someone who might have COVID-19. Jordin was peer pressured into watching another episode of “Unsolved Mysteries” on Netflix. Her take on that episode concerns Chris that she might actually not be okay. Finally, he thinks he has found the perfect dating site for her.

It’s the last day Mercury is in retrograde and things are crazy. Jordin defends Coldplay. Chris doesn’t like the texture of fruits and vegetables so he tries them in baby food form. On this day in 1902, air conditioning was invented. Finally, cats may love Jordin, but dogs do not — and Chris tries to help her fix that.

There was a torrential downpour this morning. Chris sent an S.O.S. text before the show. Jordin has a problem with the new “Unsolved Mysteries.” They announce that the show has been renewed for another year. Chris’ daughter is starting to become defiant. Finally, J+C share their “ten most frequently used emojis” and have to explain what they use them for.

Jordin talks about her float trip over the weekend. A woman on TikTok says everything you wish you could say to your boss when they ask you to work on the weekend. Since “The Washington Redskins” are changing their name, Jordin lists other things that are red that they could change it to. Finally, MySpace has been trending and the two reminisce on what that social media platform was like.

0:00 - Best friend interview 4:30 - Historical figure crushes 13:00 - Mother’s Day Mad Lib 20:05 - A really weird drive to work 21:40 - Mask tips translated 25:30 - JSAF band practice ("Panic! at the Costco") 30:28 - “What’s Inside a Butthole?" 38:20 - Doctor Tony on Katie’s Kennel Instagram 40:55 - Jordin witnessed a miracle 43:35 - “The 2020 St. Patrick’s Day Parade (in our heads)" 54:00 - Does anyone understand horse racing announcers? 60:25 - Chris’s Billie Eilish remix “What’s Daddy Wearing Outside?"  *Times may vary by 30-60 seconds due to the possibility of pre-roll commercials*

0:00 - A weird sound in Jordin’s apartment 5:10 - Learn to talk like Old Hollywood 12:38 - I miss Caddyshack PIZZA 16:20 - Jordin’s hell will be... 21:32 - First thing you do when you hear gunshots 25:37 - Positive edits on depressing Buzz songs 32:35 - Write Back,

Jordin’s therapist gives her surprising advice. J and C type “Do I” into Google and autofill gives them drastically different results. “COVID Couture” is a thing now. Chris quizzes Jordin on the pronunciations of famous fashion houses. Finally, they talk about the predicament their favorite KC brand Made Mobb has found itself in — and debate if a boycott of the entire brand is fair or not.  

Chris twerked at 6:03am. Nobody likes having to find that stinky item in their fridge. Jordin makes up a word but swears it’s real. For #Mortified, J got a “cryptic” email from someone who said can connect her to the girl she “Catfished” twenty years ago —then someone texts in they think this storyline is fake. Finally, the team talk about tattoos and what lyrics they would get on their bodies. 

Twitter scared the hell out of everyone first thing this morning. Jordin was late to work — and has an explanation. The two-faced kitten at KC Pet Project unfortunately passed away last night. Jordin’s sad firework tweet last night was because she was “friendzoned” by her crush. Finally, Chris opens up about having family members who have tested positive for COVID, and has a message for people who think this pandemic isn’t real.

The two recap their holiday weekend and firework experiences. Jordin severally misunderstood her friend this weekend. Later, she explains what a “Jordinism” is, and how she ran into one this weekend. Then, she recounts her trip to Sauer Castle this weekend.

Pulling a mask out of your pocket looks weird. “Mt. Rushmore” is in the news a lot today and Jordin has a funny story about it. The Instagram for “Katie’s Kennel” in KCMO  is very interesting today. Jordin used a newspaper archive to research Sauer Castle —and hit a gold mine of info including underground tunnels and buried treasure. Chris deciphers something important. Finally, the two talk about their plans for the three-day weekend.

The team recap Jordin’s drag performance from yesterday (link to watch is below). Chris’ daughter is a dream. For #Mortified, J found a disc with emails from the girl she Catfished 20 years ago. Also, there was a response to the email she sent last week. Jordin really wants to buy a house — and Chris found her the perfect one, though the text line says she shouldn’t get it.     #SlaylorSwift - “Look What You Made Me Do” (Jordin’s drag debut #Dais) — https://www.instagram.com/tv/CCFXPGOpX3_/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

To get him back, the team find something Chris hasn’t done in 20 years. Jordin tries to make mask tips more memorable. Chris helps Jordin work on “seduction” for her performance later tonight. Being annoying will get you everything — and everywhere. Finally, Daisy Bucket calls in to chat about J’s first ever drag performance tonight during #DrivingMissDaisy. (Details below)   Driving Miss Daisy Tuesday 6/30 (7:30-8:30p CST) Watch on Daisy Bucket’s Instagram Live: http://www.instagram.com/missdaisybucket

June feels like it is going on forever. Chris confronted his brother. Jordin is very nervous for her first ever drag performance tomorrow (details below.) Can you use hand sanitizer rather than washing your hands or is it not the same?     Driving Miss Daisy Tuesday 6/30 (7:30-8:30p CST) Watch on Daisy Bucket’s Instagram Live: https://www.instagram.com/missdaisybucket

Chris is very proud of his pool. The TV in the studio is total garbage. To prove a point, Jordin says she doesn’t think men should have public restrooms — Chris defends. There’s a small problem with some local restaurants having their menus as QR codes. Jordin reads random notes from her phone. Finally, J&C were challenged to “Face Swap” because the #BuzzFamily thinks they look related. (That’s what the podcast photo is of.)

Jordin was up late last night working on something. Chris hates a popular food — and a certain Buzz song makes him want a convertible. Jordin reads a list of things she “never thought she’d say again — but did last night during her drag performance practice.” Chris is having a hard time remembering something and asks for help — and they come through. Finally, J reads the funniest tweets from the trending hashtag “#IdRather_______ThanVoteForTrump.”

Jordin can’t stop saying the word “exactly” —and Chris is allowed to punish her for it. The co-creator of “Cards Against Humanity” has stepped down so J+C use the actual game to find the “real reason why he left.” For Mortified: Jordin tells the story of J.L. (the girl in KC that she Catfished when she was a teen.) They read  “J.L. and Gavin’s Love Story” off of a 1999 website found using The Way Back Machine. Chris and his wife are trying to find a compromise. Finally, Jordin reads and sends off an apology email to J.L.

Jordin was missing something very important in her dream last night. Chris’ daughter is getting really good at piano. The team break down why Jordin feels so much shame about Catfishing someone (as a boy) in KC when she was 18 — also, we learn the name she used . Finally, Chris pissed someone off with the way he worded a news story, and they talk about it.

J & C had very different weekends. Jordin had the best Uber ride ever. Chris tries to recall all the Fast and Furious movies. The announcers at The Belmont Stakes use english, but no one can decipher what they are saying. Jordin uses an online generator to name a horse after each member of The Buzz’s on-air staff. Finally, the two go over the ways they’ve changed for the good (and the bad) with the #JanuaryToJune challenge.

Chris has the day off — Dustin steps in. He doesn’t know what he’s getting from his “daughter” for Fathers Day. Since we haven’t been to concerts in a minute, it’s getting hard to remember the name of venues. Jordin wants to take part in the #DontLeaveMeChallenge on TikTok.

Mercury is officially in retrograde: During “On This Day In History,” Chris says something that Jordin doesn’t agree with, and they stop to discuss it. A trending story about #OfficerKaren sends Jordin into a monologue about trying to understand where someone is coming from before you judge them. Finally, Chris is excited about his first Fathers Day, and J wore a dress for the first time in 19 years.

Jordin had to call 911 this morning. A drag performer was assaulted yesterday while performing on a local drag show — and it was caught on film. Chris pays his water bill really weird. Finally, Jordin has a new kitchen appliance that’s been sitting, unopened on her counter for 3 weeks.   VIDEO of the assault in my Instagram story: http://www.instagram.com/JordinSilver

Jordin’s afraid of what will happen on Thursday when Mercury goes into retrograde. She needs very personal information from Chris. A car with a Buzz Sticker was stolen over the weekend — and we need to find it. Jordin is nervous for her first (and only) drag performance in a few weeks. Finally, Jordin reads the heavy news article from April 12, 1882 regarding the final moments of Levi Harrington’s life. He was a KC man wrongly accused (and then immediately lynched) for supposedly killing a police officer in 1882.

Jordin witnessed a miracle this morning. She catches Chris up on her amazing birthday and the fact that she’s so thankful to be part of the KC community. Chris got a haircut and had a garage sale this weekend. Finally, with the desecration of The Levi Harrington Memorial Plaque over the weekend in The West Bottoms, Jordin digs up the original news article describing the horrific events that happened.