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Church of Lazlo Podcasts
Toxic and Problematic with Kory Roth

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2026 34:36


Lazlo and SlimFast sit down with Kory Roth, the founder of Marigolds, a new sandwich and coffee shop opening next to KU Med. Kory shares how Lazlo's advice pushed him to leave the corporate world and build a restaurant centered around family recipes while serving hospital workers and the surrounding community. Marigolds will be located at the corner of West 39th and State Line, with plans to open October 20th. You can follow Marigolds' for updates at @marigoldskc on Instagram, or Marigolds KC on Facebook.

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.30.26, Lazlo for Congress

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2026 120:42


Lazlos' son became an amateur golf pro in one swing. Home Alone might be getting a reboot. The guys go on a rant that leads to Lazlo running for congress. Lazlo cannot believe that butt babies exist (despite multiple scientific research articles), and SlimFast bought Jared Leto a hummus sandwich. Joshua Vernier chooses his dream baseball draft. DON'T go through SlimFasts phone if he mysteriously dies in the woods. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.29.26, Kissing Your Dad On the Lips

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2026 119:56


SlimFast learned how to kiss, and even hold hands, from his dad. Schools are rolling out anti-school shooting robots and sexy robot teachers. Is a new L.A. apostate starting a cult? Lazlo calls SlimFast a slur, says Dr. Fauci needs a little more "street smarts," and stands by Lebron not being that good. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.28.26, Old and Poor

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2026 124:04


Where are the hair salons with the hot women? Lazlo and SlimFast discuss Eric Bieniemy's wife being shot. SlimFast loves pooping, and had a weird Victorian-era disease. Lazlo had to get a shot up his ass, SlimFast saw a Walgreens brawl, and Summers' reconnecting with her long lost Grandpa. Download The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.27.26, Raw Dogging Walking

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2026 124:09


Lazlo and SlimFast do not understand K-Pop. Slim is a BIG stepper, and Carol should NOT get the prize. Things are expensive, and Lebron finally chose a team. Lazlo and Summer argue about cheating. A TikTok trend has turned deadly, and Lazlo argues with Rick on Twitch. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.24.26, Marshmallow Sole

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2026 113:04


Young Chiefs fans are so LUCKY! SlimFast got scammed at the doctors. With the recent egg roll recall, we need more Chinese restaurants in Kansas City. Ai Influencers are on the rise, SlimFast likes hairy-armpit leotard wearing women, and Lazlo talks about his dorky dick boss that drove a mini cooper. SlimFast reminisces about the old penis shows. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

The Men Who Talk
Kino Kingdom 124: Cor Blimey!

The Men Who Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2026 108:06


Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo once again reconvene to discuss everything from Joshua Tree (whoops) to The Odyssey (not whoops). Britt is in a foul mood to keep things light and airy, whilst there is a sombre tone around the globe due to the sad loss of Sam Neill, which is absolutely gutting.  

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.23.26, Smithville Whore

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2026 117:25


SlimFast hooked up with a crazy lady, and Lazlo explains how he first got into radio. Jason Alexander is getting canceled. Would you shoot up with booze? The guys talk Royals baseball (and MLB's biggest asses) with Joshua Vernier, debate whether we've all got popcorn brain, and learn why SlimFast's wife has to wear "toilet shoes" during sex. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.22.26, Day Traders and Dating Apps

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2026 114:47


Are day traders glorified gamblers? The incels were right? D4vd's preliminary hearing is underway. You never see a bad-looking guy named Darren, and it's apparently super hard to bang a Helen. ChatGBT broke out of containment, and Lazlo shares his crisis management advice. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.21.26, Cat Piss House

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2026 125:59


Streaming packages are getting out of control. Summer is actively having a stroke, and Lazlo doesn't care about paying child support. Kansas City is great, as long as you're not looking for water or mountains. Lazlo has had enough of Nancy Grace, especially when it comes to the Nolan Wells speculation, and he's not too concerned about hygiene when it comes to sex. SlimFast cashes in his monthly “talk about Ozempic” token. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.20.26, Why Is My Picture On The Wall?

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2026 116:54


Lazlo has a public apology, and only saw his dad drunk once. Did Uncle Tim (Timothy Busfield) do it? SlimFast is hyped for The Odyssey, Lazlo is not. SlimFast gets introspective about his brothers, and would you actually care if you were switched at birth? tThe guys debate whether renting is actually affordable these days. Stream the podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.17.26, Taco Bell, Felons, and Young Sheldon

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2026 112:53


Lazlo saw the pinnacle of road rage, and the guys talked about their bar fights. Why be a teacher if you're a huge dick? What do kids even wear anymore? Everyone, give Taco Bell some grace, and let felons own guns. Banging a vacuum doesn't feel as good as you would expect. Lazlo tells his Black Crows story. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.16.26, Slop Face

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2026 120:20


Lazlo's already over golfing,despite him just buying an unlimited yearly membership. Lazlo and SlimFast geek out over Rocky, a Kansas City man makes national headlines after getting trapped in a porta potty, and two school principals get pulled over for DUIs. Do you have a slop face? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.15.26, Get High and Play Video Games

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2026 120:22


We're back! The end goal of parenting is to become obsolete... at least until your kid loses their mind during their first semester of college. Lazlo cracks the code on why the birth rate is so low, SlimFast decides diarrhea would be his dream disease, and you should never drink tea with Putin. Lazlo places his bets for the England vs Norway game. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Littérature sans frontières
Une terre, un auteur : en Martinique avec Viktor Lazlo

Littérature sans frontières

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2026 28:59


Nouvel épisode de cette série qui propose un grand entretien avec un.e auteur.e sur la terre de ses origines. Direction la Martinique aujourd'hui avec l'interprète et romancière Viktor Lazlo. Européenne de formation mais profondément caraïbéenne, l'artiste revient sur ses racines, ses débuts comme chanteuse et son lien vital à l'écriture comme en témoignent tous ses livres. Rencontre sur place face à l'océan. Après des études d'histoire de l'art et d'archéologie, Viktor Lazlo enregistre un premier album de chansons. Cinq disques d'or, de nombreux films et quelques pièces de théâtre plus tard, elle publie trois romans chez Albin Michel : La femme qui pleure (2010, prix Charles Brisset), My name is Billie Holiday (2012), et Les tremblements essentiels (2015), et chez Grasset : Les passagers du siècle (2018), une grande saga dont Trafiquants de colère constitue le deuxième volet. en 2025, elle a publié un récit intitulé Mon cœur bruyant.  « C'est à s'aimer que le temps passe » chantait Juliette Gréco. Comme elle, Viktor Lazlo aura passé sa vie à chanter. Et autant à aimer. Du moins à essayer. Car comment faire avec ce cœur bruyant qui veut celui qui fuit et quitte celui qui reste ? Comment faire quand on a pour parents le modèle d'un couple apparemment si parfait ? Et quand, sous les robes Thierry Mugler et le sourire de magazine, on tremble encore devant un homme qu'on croit pouvoir aimer ? Dans ce récit bruyant d'esprit et de sincérité seulement, Viktor Lazlo revient sur son passé pour retrouver les figures des hommes qu'elle a aimés, parfois jusqu'au danger, et peindre avec eux son autoportrait amoureux. Les chapitres suivent la flèche du temps mais s'organisent en fonction de ses amours : de son premier béguin, un jeune Italien rencontré dans la Belgique de son enfance, si loin de la Martinique et Grenade de ses parents, à celui qu'elle nomme « l'homme de sa vie  » et qui le sera quatorze ans durant, elle dresse les portraits successifs des hommes et relations qui l'ont marquée à jamais : son premier mari ; le père de son fils ; un célèbre chanteur auquel la passion l'attachera ; un acteur beau à crever soufflant le chaud et froid ; une femme dont elle aurait dû se méfier ; un mystérieux acteur américain… Et ce dernier amant dont le portrait traverse le texte, avec lequel elle rejoue sans pouvoir l'empêcher la scène trop familière de la femme qui espère et de l'homme qui s'enfuit. Allant d'homme en homme, Viktor Lazlo traverse les années et nous livre également la face A de sa vie : sa carrière lancée par ses premiers concerts, ses tubes planétaires, le succès, les voyages, de Paris à New York et jusqu'au cercle princier, les fêtes. Mais aussi les doutes, la solitude, les fragilités. Une existence guidée par ce cœur bruyant qui ne cesse pas d'aimer. (Présentation des éditions Grasset) ILLUSTRATION MUSICALE : Viktor Laslo - Ébène.

The Schick and Nick Show
Hannah Storms

The Schick and Nick Show

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2026 42:23


Schick wonders if Nick was the only MJ fan.  Schick is in Lincoln, eating Val's and Lazlo's.  Hannah Storms have come through.  Schick went to Quarry Oaks.  Schick got a tick.  4th of July recap.  Nick is headed to Sandhills.  Dirk Chatelain drops.  Naughty by Nature.  Talking to Husker fans about the football program.  Why the blah?  Recapping the Polls. Connect with us! SchickandNick.com Facebook, Twitter, or email  We would hate it if you missed an episode! So PLEASE subscribe, rate the pod, and throw us a review. It helps us out so much! We'd likey that.  This is another Hurrdat Media Production. Hurrdat Media is a podcast network and digital media production company based in Omaha, NE. Find more podcasts on the Hurrdat Media Network by going to HurrdatMedia.com or Hurrdat Media YouTube channel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.2.26, Dollar Tree Pregnancy Test

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2026 120:13


Let Gen Z nap. That red card from last night's soccer game was... something. A couple made out on top of the Empire State Building, and Summer got a positive pregnancy test. SlimFast doesn't believe Lazlo actually watched the game, the guys catch up with Josh Vernier to talk baseball and Shohei Ohtani's own Bobby Bonilla Day, and they debate who should really be the face of America. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
7.1.26, Weak Kansas City Ancestors

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2026 122:14


SlimFast used his contract as toilet paper, and has plans to be a coach for trans athletes. Lazlo wants his ashes spread across the Strip Club floor. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day! Never Trust Big Egg. SlimFasts' spirit animal is Merlin The Mexican Duck. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.30.26, Deformed, Tiny, and Lumpy

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2026 122:18


SlimFast almost has the DIY spirit, and Lazlo gets pissed at people complaining about the soccer hydration breaks. Lazlo spends like 10 minutes researching penis enlargement before FINALLY talking about Chris Johnson's ALS diagnosis. A mom is furious that Lazlo said "Big Dick," and Summer is way too excited for the new Minions movie. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.26.26, #BelieveAllPuppyMills

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2026 123:37


The A/C is broken, and it's HOT. If you want to make it big, start betting real money on Taylor Swift's wedding. TMZ got a new Nancy Guthrie letter. Lazlo explains how he got fired from Little Caesars, and SlimFast is working old sperm. Trump has surprised Lazlo with the Iran war, and a psychic is officially on an apology tour after false-predicting an alien invasion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
Toxic and Problematic with Chris Kluwe

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2026 47:53


Lazlo and SlimFast talk with former NFL punter Chris Kluwe about his journey from the NFL to becoming a full-blown social activist. They get into football, social media, and how Kluwe got into California politics.

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.26.26, Foreign Chicks At The Mall

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2026 120:14


SlimFast played Cheerleader football, and Lazlo was hoping to bang some Brazilian woman at Oak Park Mall. Buckeyes' are SHOCKING. Where are Lazlo and Slim's invitations to Travis and Taylor's wedding? Lazlo gets pissed at a high school baseball game. Why take a shower before the pool if everyone pisses in it? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.24.26, Don't Live Stream A Crime

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2026 115:52


Why would Lazlo buy a kid if he could just make one? And when has a pastor done any wrong? The guys don't think they could take a drunk Dustin Poirier. Josh Vernier talks to the guys about Jac Caglianone and Bobby Witt. Lazlo argues with listeners about poll taxes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.24.26, Family Full of Cucks

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2026 116:01


SlimFast's ‘ex' was a respectable dancer, not a whore. Do you think Bill Gates ever bought his (alleged) Russian prostitutes a tempo? Lazlo calls out SlimFast for taking the Whitney Houston high road. SlimFast thinks his grandpa is Clive Davis, and Lazlo addresses the Reddit comments head-on. Lazlo says Summer looks miserable to date, and it does not go over well. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.23.26, Trapped in a Porta Potty

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2026 113:28


Lazlo feels a little naked without his wallet. The guys haven't talked about Nancy Guthrie OR Baby Lisa in a long time. Don't grab your phone when it falls in the poo poo pee pee hole. Who CARES that Crumbl has a lot of sugar? Lazlo and SlimFast peer pressure Summer to take a shot. Young men, go drink Kentucky bourbon and get laid. Millennials, post more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
Colonoscopy Bromance

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2026 116:52


Has Lazlo done his annual backflip yet? The reflecting pool drama is so dumb, and Lazlo swears he will not participate in Teslas, Paramount, or UFC. Poodles either hump someone, or are on their way to hump something. Happy Father's Day to those who choose not to be fathers! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about their dicks, and they also spend a weird amount of time talking about their pubes. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.18.26, Shot of Detroit Whiskey

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2026 119:12


Lazlo and Summer finally have air conditioning, and the guys are slowly getting used to the idea of Snap Specs. Kansas City is in the nation's news. Without social media, kids are probably just going to play Kick the Can. The guys debate the Iran peace deal, and talk to Josh Vernier on what the Royals rotation may look like in 2027. A teacher got caught having sex in the back of a car with a student; SlimFast is more shocked that she was a football coach. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.17.26, Vanilla Coffee Stroke

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2026 113:09


Lazlo got freaky with SlimFast's wife. Is debtors' prison real? Lazlo immediately knows his groceries are going to be messed up if the delivery guy's name is Steve. Our boss asked SlimFast to dial back the drunks. Would you pay fifty bucks for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pizza? Lazlo's seeing someone and wants to get a no-eared dog named Bombpop. SlimFast thinks he can undercut the local poop squad. China has a robot toilet that comes to you. Where's the robot that blows you? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.16.26, Bullied with Cheese Wizz

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2026 116:52


Where is our beloved sex toy, Mother?! Lazlo and SlimFast agree on one thing: America was founded on winners and losers, not ties. Snooki remains Lazlo's favorite little meatball, while SlimFast pitches the next hit reality show: White Trash Love Island. SlimFast shows Lazlo his AI porn, and the guys really enjoy targeted advertising. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.15.26, DNA Lottery

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2026 118:59


Lazlo thought Trump's UFC event was great, and he went on the Schlitterbahn ride 3 days before the tragic incident. SlimFast is geeked over by the people who got rich off of Space X. Lazlo and SlimFast argue over the existence of trillionaires, and want to emphasize: Do NOT bungee jump or get in a helicopter in Brazil. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.12.26, Virgin Pina Colada Mix

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2026 116:04


Lazlo's tinnitus is acting up: Or is it the non-stop fire alarm? Lazlo is absolutely devastated about the Home Improvement reboot being held up. Trump Mobile is about to be released, and SlimFast is scared of the kids riding E-Bikes in Walmart. What soccer teams line up with college football? SlimFast was a little too into Glenn Close. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.10.26, Shake, Slap, But Never Suck

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2026 120:14


Lazlo pooped his pants when he was a professor, and Booger Eater helped sell glow sticks at Downtown Days. Bring back the Jim Rose Circus. What's so wrong about being a feeder content-house? SlimFast is anti breast feeding; He wants his baby to get used to processed food early on. Lazlo is actually banned from Canada, and has some strong opinions regarding Brendan Sorsby. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.9.26, 5G Zaping Nuts

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2026 117:39


SlimFast got a new pair of pants after Lazlo lost ANOTHER big sports bet. Trump got booed at the Knicks game, and Slim's mom HATED him listening to Michael Jackson growing up. Lazlo is concerned Apple might take away his ability to get porn and drugs online, while the guys send their thoughts and prayers to the screw-worm scientists. Plus, homeless poop is very different from soccer mom poop, and SlimFast's house is sinking into a depression. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.8.26, Not So Hidden Browser History

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2026 122:05


Kansas City, we do NOT have the second largest urban park. Everyone's punching out of their weight class, and it was a pretty violent weekend for the metro. Lazlo and SlimFast have their first Divorce Monday with Slims' lawyer brother, Joshua Mathews. God punished Slim for jacking it, and Lazlo's Dad discovered his poop porn. Would you pay to go see the AI Ozzy performance? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.5.26, Small Balls and Misdirection

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2026 123:45


SlimFast and Summer love to gossip, and Lazlo doesn't have the best reputation with his exes. There's ANOTHER kindergarten brawl. GoFundMe's for old people is just sad, and it's hard to date someone with kids when you don't have any. The lady with the leaky balloon knot is back in the news. Lazlo places his sports bets for tonight's Knicks game. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.4.26, Golden Shower

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2026 123:13


That French son-of-a-bitch made Lazlo's asshole bleed. Should Bonnie Blu have a golden shower at her baby shower? SlimFast is definitely NOT on the sex offenders list. The guys talk with Vern about where the Royals stand. Are Lazlo and Slim actually happy? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.6.26, Second Poorest Kid In School

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2026 120:28


HUGE update with the banned youth baseball coach. Women are taking over the world, so Lazlo and SlimFast are scared. Trump wants a dollar with his face on it, and the guys HATE camping. There's a ton of drama over at 60 Minutes. There's a fine line when you decide to yell at your boss. Kids are turning their backs on goldfish, and Slim realizes he was the second poorest kid in his school. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.2.26, Lazlo vs Serena Williams

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2026 117:15


Lazlo went to marriage counseling, and fantasizes about watching Rob Stewart with SlimFasts' mom. Sabrina Carpenter is getting stalked. SlimFast has a LOT riding on these sports bets. If it's bright red you're good; But if it's dark red, eat beets. Trump apparently cussed out Netanyahu. Lazlos is trying to get a dog that doesn't piss itself whenever it thunders, and SlimFast is worried that he'll come across as a pedophile. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
6.1.26, Envy and Empathy Boner

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2026 121:48


Aw, Lazlo and SlimFast have their matching gay shirts on today! Was Tom Hardy booted from MobLand? SlimFast is here for Stedman, not Oprah. Pre-9/11, you could get a hotdog without getting jumped. Throwing a 70 mph speedball into the opposing teams dugout isn't the answer, coach. New polymarket bet! SlimFast predicted Nancy Guthrie will be found in September. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.29.26, Los Gatos Party Dad

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2026 124:10


Is our boss listening to us right now…? A cougar is basically a predator. Lazlo doesn't think Jaxon Dart made the right move. Throwing a Nazi salute to make a point? Probably not the best strategy. Is stolen valor really that serious? Plus, Lazlo and SlimFast debate whether Patrick Mahomes should sit out the first couple games to protect that ACL. Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.28.26, Vending Machine of Butt Wipes

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2026 121:14


Chris Hansen is BACK! Where's the best hamburger? Lazlo tries to get SlimFast in on his vending machine business. A woman with no hand was ticketed for using a phone while driving, and Kansas City placed dead last in cities ready for the big soccer tournament coming up. Lazlo' s a big porn advocate. Pastors have two words of advice: Find God, and lose at least 20 to 30 lbs. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.27.26, Snooze Button Bandit

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2026 118:41


Dorm life sucks, and Lazlo basically lives with two roommates. Lazlo thinks Will Levis should just own it. Lazlos is going to choose to NOT get into the kindergarten brawl. Would you pay a million to go see Trumps' UFC fight? Lazlo and SlimFast debate becoming celebrity assistants. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.26.26, Sex Robots and Nepo Babies

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2026 127:21


Who the hell is Marilu Henner? And has Lazlo completely given up on the Kansas City Royals? Lazlo and SlimFast have plenty of questions about Mackenzie Shirilla's case. People getting worked up over the Hooters uniforms is just weird, and don't go outside unless you want Lyme Disease. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.20.26, Gag Jobs and Blow Balls Incorporated

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2026 117:21


Lazlo was kicked out of radio class, and the biggest road block to success is debt. Jim Teriyaki, the guy who paid kids to beat him up, was actually a predator. Summer' s a furry, and you don't ACTUALLY know a hitman. Clint Eastwood is NOT dead. Manhole is a GREAT gay-bar name. Lazlo has a Pickle Rick throw pillow, and Rashee Rice shouldn't have pushed the limits. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.19.26, Peeping Tom

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2026 115:46


Happy Graduation! Little Frankie flew away in the storm. RIP Mark Fuhrman. Would you be a peeping tom in your freeze time? A manager has two jobs; Count the cash, and make sure no teen poops in the fryer. Lyfts' are MUCH worse than Ubers. SlimFast accuses Lazlo of paying for someone's abortion. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.18.26, British vs Cicada Killers

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2026 119:41


Follow the running back, Dave. Lazlo and SlimFast are gonna start a little league baseball team. Everyone's boo-ing AI, and you should NOT watch the new Peacock AI documentary if you're high. Lazlo doesn't think he could win against Rhonda Rousey, someone left a note on Summers' car, and RIP Shlitz Beer. Red Button or Blue Button? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Church of Lazlo Podcasts
5.15.26, Lazlo Logic

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2026 112:28


Lazlo's son and SlimFasts' wife got heckled, and the NFL schedule releases were.. interesting. Don't suggest head if you're not willing to do the same thing. A husband turned in his wife for sleeping with a student, and a student going to prom showed up in a helicopter. There's nothing like getting swept by the White Sox! SlimFat doesn't know what arugula is, and the most depressing thing about an estate sale is the bathroom. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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5.14.26, No More Flip Flops

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Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2026 120:28


Lazlo is angry this morning. Men, AND WOMEN, please stop wearing sandals. SlimFast has a big, fat crush on Kouri Richins, and Josh Vernier agrees that Witt is killing it in the Royals. Hot or rich? Shawnee Mission High Schools are pushing back against the Department of Education. Did we get solid proof that Bigfoot is real? Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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5.13.26, Bread Kingdom

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Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2026 120:53


Lazlo is NOT a fan of the sourdough Chiefs schedule release. RIP Brandon Clark; Maybe don't accuse a guy of trafficking kratom. Eminem's ex-wife is looking a little… rough. PLEASE make sure your dating app picture is updated. The guys place their sports bets, and SlimFast is apparently the new star of The Bear. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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5.12.26, Jumped by Teenagers

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Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2026 120:28


Lazlo and SlimFast are sick, golf is impossible, and a guy exploded in an airplane engine. Lazlo tiptoes around hantavirus talk after his controversial COVID takes. SlimFasts' TERRIFIED of teenagers, and Lazlo would just set them on fire. The Church of Lazlo is open to promote propaganda! And let the people own an airline! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!