Podcasts about lazlo

We're back! SlimFast and Lazlo's moms are driving them crazy with the TV remote, and Lazlo shares the story of the toilet paper his in-laws chucked at his head. Lazlo is way too lax about shipping times for Slim's liking, and the guys reflect on “Little Lazlo” back in school. In Headlines, SlimFast covers Texas' push to gain five seats, the CDC shooter, Feel Free and kratom, a man walking up to teens in a diaper, a new study on male birth control, airtag's in Sketcher shoes, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Join Britt, Rupert, and Lazlo as they once again put on their swimming caps and dive into the deep movie waters. Superman, Happy Gilmore 2, and ParaNorman are covered, as well as the ArkinZ'Dar (Roy Scheider to Marisa Tomei), not forgetting the super mega ultra turbo ArkinZ'Dar. Good. Tony Howe's favourite podcast*     *possibly.

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast talk about TV's, and say the size of your TV doesn't matter as long as you know how to use it. Kansas University's new mandate on no-pronouns within email signatures sparks heated reactions from Lazlo and SlimFast. Later, Lazlo goes on a rant about co-parenting, and eating pangolin. In Headlines, they discuss Trumps' tariff deadline, the manhunt for a Tennessee man, recent bob cat sightings, the new information about the Arkansas double-murder, and much more! Quick reminder that The Church of Lazlo will be on vacation this upcoming week, but you can always listen to past episodes while you wait for us to come back! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on their dads' drinking habits, and how much they love Kenny. Lazlo is pissed that “Feral Child Summer” exists; Just send them outside! Lazlo and SlimFast are confused on why they can't ghost women, and Lazlo believes the Royals have “the worst offense in history.” In Headlines, SlimFast and Lazlo discuss James Craigs' sentencing, the Virginia councilman that was set on fire, the Florida sting operation that caught 40 potential child predators, the new information about the Epstein missing minute, Shannon Sharpe, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Lazlo got attacked by a swarm of bees. Literally. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss fighting, and if you're fighting, going for the ear is a bitch move. SlimFast calls Lazlo ‘babe,' and the guys get into a discussion on cringy vs non-cringy pet names. Lazlo believes canned chicken is absolutely disgusting, while SlimFast is a hardcore advocate. In Headlines, the guys discuss the recent warnings of incoming Tsunamis, more details that came out about Kohberger, Bark K closing, P Diddy wanting out of jail, and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Coming later this year, American Caper is a crime fiction series from the Head Writer & Creative Director behind the incredible popular and immersive worlds of the Grand Theft Auto Franchise, Dan Houser. Presented by Dark Horse Comics, Houser along with Eisner-Award winning artist David Lapham with finishes by Chris Anderson and colored by the extremely talented Lee Loughridge, the series is being produced by Grand Theft Auto veteran Lazlow who is contribution additional writing as well. Planned for 12 issues with the first being released on November 12th, Jace sat down with David and Lazlow at this year's San Deigo Comic Con, where American Caper had a big presence at the Dark Horse booth, and spoke to the two creators about the series, what fans can expect and how comics can reflect real-life while allowing an enormous amount of creative freedom. Listen in to the interview and don't forget to pre-order a copy of issue #1 before October 15th.

Happy Tuesday! SlimFast is closing in on adopting a new dog, and Lazlo accidentally set his trash can on fire. We also got a resolution to the expensive car repair from yesterday! Lazlo and SlimFast debate underground aliens, and Lazlo believes Slim is ‘a grey.' SlimFast and Lazlo talk about what it was like to interview Courtney Love, and her offering to officiate Lazlos' wedding. In Headlines, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss the Manhattan (NY) shooter and the odd quote his coach gave, Chuck E Cheese getting arrested in front of a bunch of kids, the Tea App data breach, the DARE Officer sex scandal, and much much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! Lazlo has a car problem that made him borderline suicidal. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief on the best shows/movies to be watching right now. A new study came out about how long adults stream per day; And, while people romanticize life before technology, Lazlo and SlimFast push that the internet is the best. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up the guy from Michigan that just started stabbing people, Sydney Sweeney's newest campaign, drones being introduced to schools to stop school-shootings, the new ‘notorious butt sniffer freak,' and so much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast debrief over the money Lazlo won gambling. With Hulk Hogans' death, Lazlo reflects on his love of WWE while growing up. Lazlo uses AI to analyze what to say to women and co-workers, which leads the guys to discuss what women like to be (and what not to be) called in the bedroom. Lazlo gives his betting recommendations for today, and the weekend. Lazlos' son missed a baseball game, and SlimFast is excited to see how Lazlo will parent. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces Paramounts' merger with Skydance, South Parks' newest controversial episode, an upcoming Godzilla vs Kansas City comic, a Florida man robbed an arcade with his mom as the getaway driver, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! What types of exes do Lazlo and SlimFast have? SlimFast and Lazlo discuss corporate red-flags, and how impressive it is to work a 9 - 5 job. There' s a new Tik Tok challenge, where kids slam into a door and run away; Lazlo and SlimFast think they're gonna get shot. As a nation, what celebrities do we owe the biggest apology to? In Headlines, SlimFast introduces The Wallstreet Journal finding Trump in the Epstein Files, family statements at Kohberger's sentence hearing, a routine cataract surgery that turned fatal with a Doctor played musical bingo mid-surgery, some schools not allowing kids to be excused (even with a doctors' note), and much more! Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Lazlo Weed joins us to play original music live in Studio A.

Rest in Peace, Ozzy Osbourne. Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Ozzy's best eras, and Lazlo's sisters' love of old rock. Lazlo got someone money through betting yesterday, and his son badly hurt his ankle, but still wants to go to Margaritaville. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss catfishing each other, sexting, and the fact that everyone that hates them on Facebook have the most wrinkly cargo shorts. Jason Bateman is apparently a JERK! And a recent poll came out ranking cities - where did Kansas City land? In Headlines, the DOJ is planning to meet with Ghislaine Maxwell, a man got a DUI on a lawn mower, the Olympics barred transgender women from competing in women's sports, tariffs are now impacting cars, and much more. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Lazlo and SlimFast open up with show and movie recommendations, and Lazlo reflects on how much his old boss and him screamed at each other (and somehow he still liked him?). Lazlo and SlimFast debate the best gas station. The guys discuss if kids are truly going outside anymore with phones now being every where, and what technology will be extinct in the future. In Headlines, SlimFast introduces the new warning for caffeine pouches that are marketed at teens, Pat Tillman's brother getting arrested for arson, Trump talking about Kohbergers' plea deal, the MLK and JFK files being released, and much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

We'll be the ones brave enough to say it: Donkey Kong's office behavior is unprofessional, and James shouldn't be bringing that energy to the workplace. This week we're helping you through all sorts of sticky situations, including deflecting your barber's house pig soft sell, disguising your flatulent footwear, and literally begging a flight attendant to let you go to the bathroom.Suggested talking points: James Kong, Bad Pigs Only, That's Life, Lazlo's Hierarchy of Needs, Empty Unglazed Shell, I Left My Wallet in CaliforniaImmigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/

Happy Monday! SlimFast is getting a new dog, and Lazlos' ex-wife randomly dropped off two cats. Lazlo is TIRED of the sympathy towards the CEO's wife from the Coldplay concert. Then, “Would you date her?” Lazlo gives advice on where to go if you want to date the craziest women in the nation. With new sex stories coming out from Gwyneth Paltrow, Ben Affleck shouldn't feel ashamed. Lazlo talks about the time he almost lost his leg, and a viral Tik Tok Wedding speech has Slim and Lazlo asking, “Can men and women be friends?” In headlines, SlimFast brings up Epstein's ex-girlfriend going public, a Kansas City teen delaying a plane due to a bomb joke, the driver that plowed into a crowd in LA., and so much more! Catch-up with anything you might have missed with The Church of Lazlo podcast, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday! Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on healthcare; Why do people even save money in the first place? The guys dive into the Coldplay concert that revealed a CEO's affair. Lazlo discovered ‘Throning,' a new Gen-Z term for dating, and people are getting really excited about the Fleetwood Mac rumors. The guys enter a heated debate on which donut place is the best, and brainstorm a new business. In headlines, SlimFast brings up Trump's new diagnosis, Epstein, Stephen Colbert's Late Night Show getting cancelled, Roblox' s new security measure, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! With the flash flooding today, Lazlo ended up pushing a shopping cart out the street that SlimFast and Summer ignored. How much money would it take for you to be with your father? Leave your spouse? Play Squid Games? Embarrass yourself on Live TV? Lazlo and SlimFast review Shane Gillis' ESPYs performance, and Lalzo tells the story of living in a borderline haunted house. In Headlines, the guys discuss Emilie Kiser's' 3 year old son that passed away via pool, the Annabell doll handler dying, Trump getting annoyed talking about Epstein, Barack and Michelle possibly getting a divorce, and much more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo tells the story of Dr. Jay, and warns to not mess with women who are into witchcraft. Lazlo and SlimFast debrief the All-Star Game, discuss learning sports while growing up, and times' people have run into hot teachers outside of school. In Headlines, SlimFast brings up Dan Serafini being found guilty of murder, the questionable existence of the Epstein list, the American Idol supervisor and husband that were found murdered, corrupt cops in New Mexico that get DWI's dismissed, and more! Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast get hyped for tonight's All-Star Game. They get into a conversation about inequality - and, what is considered okay to say - and Lazlo admits he has a real problem posing for headshots. The guys also get introduced to Labubu's and the new Gen Z-coined term “Y2K Skinny.” They debate whether being a Disney Adult is a relationship deal-breaker, and in Headlines, they cover Elmo's hacked X account, Beyoncé's hard drive getting stolen, the rise of nicotine use among young people, a plane crash in Florida, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Monday! This weekend, Lazlo went to see the new Superman movie and Incubus concert - and somehow, they both turned political. With James Charles' newest controversy, the guys get taught internet drama. Which accent is the hottest? And, who had a standoff with their mom over swiss cheese? Headlines-wise, SlimFast introduces the continuing Texas floods, MAGA being upset about Epstein, the little boy who spent 3K on his parents Amazon account, Doctors' warning against E-Bikes, Joe Burrow, and recent incidents with hyperbaric chambers. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 a.m. to 9:45 a.m.-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Friday, everyone! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share iconic stories from the past. They talk about early radio days and Lazlo's time in prison with Sugar Bear, Papa Chulo, and Urkel. Lazlo and SlimFast bond over their love of gambling. A discussion about Love Island contestant, Cienna Ortega, leads the guys into genealogy—and a rant about what you can and cannot say. SlimFast also runs through breaking headlines, including the Georgia teen arrested for double murder after a suspicious eulogy at a funeral, tariffs on Canada, Rick Springfield getting embarrassed on The Today Show, a Delta flight's emergency landing, and more. Catch the show every weekday morning from 6:00 AM to 9:45 AM-ish on 98.9 The Rock—or listen anytime on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Lazlo and SlimFast want to know; Did Mayor Q subtweet us? Does he hate us? Lazlo and SlimFast talk about what their favorite cereal is, and Lazlo's Ozzy Osborne album was wrongfully dubbed the “Diarrhea of a Crazy Man,” by his mom. SlimFast introduces headlines to Lazlo, like the deadly Texas floods, Alex Jones crying, a drunk golfer trying to fight former NHL player Nick Tarnasky, and the hot water AI Bots keep landing themselves in. SlimFast tells the story of the one time he tried to fire someone, and Lazlo gives insights on upcoming sports. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast share stories of partying with different bands that were touring. Lazlo hypes up DrunkJill and supporters online, before diving into the things older people need to do to appear like they take care of themselves. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss current rent prices, as well as share stories about what it was like working an ‘hourly' job. In headlines, SlimFast brings up the floods in New Mexico, Marco Rubio being impersonated by AI, Epstein, TSA changes, and much more. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast admit that they hate mandatory corporate meetings. Lazlo may need hearing aids, but refuses to get them, and with Slim planning his wedding, the guys' talk about relationships. Headline-wise, SlimFast introduces Alex Coopers' boo'ed baseball performance, Matt Cameron leaving Pearl Jam, the 27 year old that was killed after firing at a US Border Control station, the troops that are now in LA, and much more. The guys talk about their dream woman, which moves into the different places they have lived, and if they like Kansas City. Lazlo and Slim then discuss a controversial wedding situation that is going viral. Catch the show every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 (ish) AM, on 98.9 The Rock. Or, available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about times in early-radio when someone attempted to bribe them, and odd jobs that might actually be fun. Ozzy Osbourne and Steven Tyler sounded actually really good at the Black Sabbath farewell. SlimFast runs through breaking headlines with Lazlo, including the recent floods in Texas, Elon Musk's potential new political party, and the deaths of Michael Madsen and Bobby Jenks. Lazlo and SlimFast discuss a new law that holds teens legally accountable for bullying. Lazlo and SlimFats also talk about women not wearing make-up on the first date - and, how to get women interested in dating you in general. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 9:45 AM, on 98.9 The Rock, or available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

Happy Thursday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss baseball betting before diving into the debut of the new adult Chuck E. Cheese attraction, Chuck's Arcade. In headlines, the guys discuss Diddy's reaction post-verdict, Bryan Kohberger updates—including how his family may be reacting to his guilty plea deal—and the rumor that Travis Kelce can't read. Lazlo also shares the story of when he met Michael Jordan, and the guys dig into the case of a recently caught Russian cult leader. Later, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss whether parents still make kids smoke cigarettes to scare them out of smoking - and, if they would ever smoke/drink in front of their children. Sports-wise, Lazlo and SlimFast get excited for the opening of a new College Baseball Hall of Fame. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Every weekday morning, 6 AM – 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Wednesday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast discuss and unpack the criticisms Lazlo faces online, along with some suspicious fan encounters from over the years. Lazlo and SlimFast dive into today's headlines, including the breaking news of Diddy's verdict, Lululemon's lawsuit with Costco, and Bryan Kohberger's expected plea deal. SlimFast also introduces an article that lets people rate restaurants based on how attractive the customers are. Available wherever you get your podcasts; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, on 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Tuesday! Today, Lazlo immediately comes at SlimFast for his bald head, and then debates patriotism. The guys discuss jobs that don't seem too unappealing; like standing in line for rich people, and pushing people into subway cars. Lazlo and Slim dive into Title IX, and the most recent cruise-ship incident that has occurred (no, not poop-cruise). Lastly, the guys dive into the line you can and can't cross when heckling. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Monday! Today, Lazlo and SlimFast talk about Jeff Bezos's wedding in Venice, and his mysterious relationship with Sydney Sweeney. Lazlo and SlimFast debate whose America's sweetheart - Reese Witherspoon? Julia Roberts? Plus, the guys discuss what Lazlo would do as a crisis manager, and if kids are truly able to have a ‘90's Kids Summer' now. Lastly, they call Poncho to hear about the shock of finding out his ex-fiance is the hospice nurse for his mother in failing health. Available wherever you get your podcast; Every weekday morning, 6 AM - 10 AM, 98.9 The Rock.

Happy Friday! ** SlimFast asks Lazlo what he would do in a cannibalism or starvation scenario; Lazlo opts for crashing a car** After much discussion, the guys come to the conclusion that Ozempic doesn't seem too bad.** Lazlo and Slim discuss what their worst nightmare is - which, surprisingly, David Spade has experienced.*** The Supreme Court is making some big decisions** Lazlo and SlimFast reflect on current fashion trends**

Phone call at the end of the podcast! ** Today, Lazlo and Slim figure out they have a bad track record with wild animals. ** Lazlo met WHO at his son's baseball game?!**Love Island cyberbullying allegations lead the guys to call their own cyberbully, Squirrel. **Lazlo and Slim discuss the “princess treatment” lifestyle.**Lazlo reminisces on times he's been reprimanded at work.**

**Today, Lazlo and SilmFast talked about Hippie parents vs Nixionites, and handling grief.** There's another viral incident with a passenger on a plane** Lazlo and SlimFast unpack the public debate over the potential new stadium**What would Lazlo and SlimFast do if one of them went missing?** Lazlo and Slim discussed Trump cussing on TV**People want AC/DC to retire; Lazlo and SlimFast think they still got it.** Guess who hates Jimmy Kimmel?**

*There are plenty of people living a life of broken dreams. The world needs more people who refuse to dream in the first place. *I like Ted Danson. Is he a nepo baby? *Slimfast and his fiancé have to put their dog down today :( *The prosecution has rested in the Puff Daddy trial. *Raise your hand if you know someone who lost a partner to Supertramp. *Lazlo can't seem to remember the date of 9/11. *Someone in Iran must have misunderstood Trump's tweet about the ceasefire. *Quit bullying people! *c:>GAMES.WOLFENSTEIN.EXE *I swear Your Honor; I was wasted too! *If anyone ever deserved a million bucks, it's this guy.

*Lazlo's favorite website of 2025! *Fighting for custody of your kids while working as a stripper? Lazlo and an internet lawyer have some advice for you. *Lazlo's oldest is officially gonna be an adult. *Tyler Perry may or may not have ripped an actor's clothing off and grabbed said actor's buttocks. *Don't start fights on Facebook with Lazlo unless you're prepared to finish them. *Lazlo claims he has a valid driver's license these days. *How is R Kelly gets meds for his nerves in prison? *There's a new documentary on Max about Ohio State and allegations of abuse against student athletes. *My Pillow B**ch. *Bring Me to Life? More like, Bring Lazlo to Tears.

*I'll bet you and your friends sit around listening to Goo Goo Dolls records while you hold back tears. *Brian Wilson was THE greatest American songwriter. Anyone wanna argue? Didn't think so. *Lazlo refuses to accept that Aerosmith is the biggest American rock band of all time but Slimfast brought receipts. *It's only the first quarter but Israel appears to already be running up the score on Iran. *Lazlo wants to try this "gas station heroin" before the FDA takes it away. *When Adele says "we could have had it all", doesn't she mean SHE could have had it all? He obviously didn't want IT. *Jurors got to watch Diddy's freak off videos for almost an hour. *My dad always said, un-shattered testicles are better than shattered ones. *Greatest TV Dads of all time. *You're probably not old enough to remember when Track & Field used to be fun. *Trump says he may pause ICE raids in certain places, like hotels and farms. *Another one of Matthew Perry's doctors is going to plead guilty to giving the late Friends star ketamine. The Ketamine Queen, on the other hand, likes her chances at trial. *Was a contributor on FOX News drunk on the air this weekend?

*Lazlo's 7/11 is a real-life Kevin Smith movie. *She wants the baby; he wants an abortion. He (allegedly) slips her an abortion pill in her coffee. *A friendly reminder to wipe your phone once in a while. *Obama DID NOT party with Diddy (that we know of). *Slimfast is trying to get Lazlo to go to ICP this weekend. *Elon is sorry. *A hot teacher sleeping with a teen student can be a bad thing. *Now would be a good time for The Royals to step it up. *Spiegel catalogs and back tickling are just a part of growing up. Thanks for listening to the podcast. Reach out to us on socials, or don't. You can also join us live every morning at www.twitch.tv/churchoflazl -Everybody Wang Chung Happy Birthday, Dad. Miss you.

*Lazlo's youngest makes Dad proud. *I thought we all agreed, babies crying on airplanes are a part of life and nothing worth getting worked up about. *Dr Phil said, "It only took one brick to make that window drop." *Baby oil and burqas. *Fish might not like being hooked and filleted. *Trump says he might arrest Governor Newsome. *If you think chemtrails are real, you're in luck. *Now that Aaron Rodgers has signed with the Steelers, it's time for the 2025 QB power rankings. *A teenager in New Mexico peed in the opposing team's water cooler and it turns out that's not against the rules.

*You don't have to have kids to understand why parents get nervous about their teens driving all over God's green earth. *North Korea is hiring! *Would you rather have sex with a goat and nobody knows about it, or would you rather have everyone spend the rest of their lives thinking you've had sex with goat when you haven't? *Elon v Trump is the main event we've all been waiting for!! *ChatGTP thinks Slim is a pervert and has literally changed its own policies in response to his weird demands. *Here we go again. Seal Face returns. *Who's picking up crumpled paper off the bathroom floor at Jersey Mike's and then taking the time to read it? *Lazlo's got a thing for Nazi strippers. *The Royals are playing some ball! *DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! *Lazlo's road-trip playlist. *Lazlo killed Scott Weiland

Lazlo went out last night! *The Pegposal *Just assume that everyone can hear everything you say at all times. *Lazlo's Book Club-The Rob Lowe memoire. *18-34 is a coveted demo. *Finally, Netflix is giving us a hard-hitting documentary on the Poop Cruise. *Organized crime is back, baby! *Elon turns heel. *Pop Quiz! Who washes out their used Ziploc bags for reuse, Lazlo or Slimfast? *Answer the phone!

*What? Sports already?? C'mon guys! *Lazlo defends age gaps, again. *Teriyaki *Grandpa disarms the DoorDash guy and looks like a total badass doing it. *Operation Spider Web *Wanted: The Back to the Future guitar. *Slim's Brother-Dad. Or is it Dad-Brother? *God wants the Chiefs and Royals to get new stadiums. *A trans athlete in California has triggered an investigation by the DOJ *Those limey cu**s nicked our idea! *A guy known as Mr 100k A Day heckled Gabby Thomas at some sort of track meet. No big deal, right? Think again. It might be illegal. *Free Tennessee Zebra looking for a forever home. *Finally, some Puff Daddy news! *What does one do with Sydney Sweeney's bath water? So many possibilities!

*Lazlo has a weird definition of "consent". *How I met your father. *Are the Royals moving to the old Sprint campus? *Why 'mom jokes' are not victimless. *This hurts me more than it hurts you. *I've heard of people putting plastic on their furniture but I never imagined it would look like this. *Your kid isn't as cute as you think. Tell her to sit down and shut up!

We conclude our discussion of Tales of the Underworld with a discussion of Cad Bane and his origins from the final three episodes.   In this fully armed and operational episode of Podcast Stardust, we discuss: Our overall thoughts on the Cad Bane episodes of Tales of the Underworld, How Cad Bane and his childhood friend took diverging paths after a childhood job, The ambiguity of Cad Bane's relationship with another Duros, Lazlo, a mentor type character for Cad Bane, Cad Bane's desire for revenge, Some of the themes of these episodes, and How these episodes compare to the Asajj Ventress episodes. For our discussion of the Asajj Ventress episodes of Tales of the Underworld, check out episode 886.   Thanks for joining us for another episode! Subscribe to Podcast Stardust for all your Star Wars news, reviews, and discussion wherever you get your podcasts. And please leave us a five star review on Apple Podcasts.   Find Jay and her cosplay adventures on J.Snips Cosplay on Instagram.   Join us for real time discussion on the RetroZap Discord Server here: RetroZap Discord.   Follow us on social media: Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Pinterest | YouTube. T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, masks, and posters are available on TeePublic. Find all episodes on RetroZap.com.

*We were on one today. Sure, we talked Royals, Chiefs, and high stakes White Sox betting but we also went down memory lane. Lazlo's accidental gay encounter, the bad kids from school, and more. I'm going to keep this brief today. The less I type, the faster I can get this hot little number into your hands. Enjoy the podcast and we'll see you again tomorrow!

*If you have $500 and an Xbox, you can afford to have someone clean your house. *Renting other people's houses on vacation is so 2018. Renting other people is where it's at. *Lazlo and Ben Affleck are one hangout away from being besties. *A new book claims that...wait for it... Joe Biden is a confused old man! *A.I. continues to amaze (and scare the hell out of) us. *The Bears are in town. *Can a hobby be a red flag? Yes, obviously it can. *Pete Rose is no longer ineligible. Too bad he's also no longer alive. *Should you consider giving a psychic all your money? Reply hazy, try again.

*Things with Lazlo and 'New Kenny' seem to be getting pretty serious. *WWYD if your fast-food receipt had a handwritten "help me" note? *Women are tired of feeling unseen by men who don't want to want to do the dishes. *Fingers crossed, Trump might get us some cheap Ozempic. *What good is being POTUS if you can't accept sweet gifts? *Would you rather have to go shopping in a store, or receive all your deliveries with a side of poo? *This phrase is the biggest red flag a doctor can hear from a guy. *The Royals are fun as hell this year! *Torey Lanez (who dat?) is feeling upbeat after being stabbed 14 times in prison. *The most embarrassing song lyrics of all time. They forgot a few.

*KFC and flipping off the grandkids. AKA-Mother's Day at Slim's *Kansas man steals civil war cannon to pay off drug dealer. *Greek woman divorces husband after ChatGTP read his coffee grounds. *Great news! Trade deals with China and free jets from Qatar! *Science has determined the optimal "body count" and it's different for men and women. *California high school baseball team is in trouble for being racist little jerks. *Lil Wayne dumps his girlfriend...on Mother's Day!! *Lazlo says there's only one sex act that can lead to pregnancy.

*We're going to a Royals game today! *If you come across a naked man in gas station bathroom, it's best to just close the door and let him finish. *A murdered man gave an impact statement at his killer's trial in Arizona. *A woman in Boston was kicked out of the ladies' room because she looks like a dude. *Lazlo loves hate. It feeds his soul.

*When did big wigs stop keeping scotch in their corner offices? The 80s? *Lazlo's Diamond Club days are a thing of the past. *Someone misunderstood the rules of vigilante justice. *Dave Portnoy vs the antisemites. *The greatest "one season wonders" in NFL quarterback history. *Luigi Mangione-The Musical *Lazlo thinks Slim's "sweet cream" is making him unpopular.

Thursday, 05.01.25 The Early Show full *What time is it? You want us to do this again tomorrow? Do you understand that we've been doing afternoons for 22 years? When are we supposed to sleep? How are we supposed to stay up late watching old TV shows? How the hell do I run this board? Thank God for the overnight engineer. Do you hate us? Complain on Facebook. Do you like us okay? Tell us on the text line or join us on twitch. It's easy, just got to www.twitch.tv/churchoflazlo and subscribe to the show! Or download the app and talk to us on your phone. We're live every weekday from...6:000-10:00. That's am! That's right, we're a morning show now. Who'll be late first? Lazlo or Slim? Place your bets on our subreddit. r/churchoflazlo Thanks fot listening! Have a great day! You got plenty of daylight ahead of you! 6084 Thu, 01 May 2025 17:10:51 +0000 jMweGjc0LUuk02yR77W9HlMvyueZIuhB comedy Church of Lazlo Podcasts comedy Thursday, 05.01.25 The Early Show Church of Lazlo Podcasts       2024 © 2021 Audacy, Inc. Comedy False https://player.amperwavepodcasting.com?feed-link=https%3A%2

*Demi Moore is the world's most beautiful person but Tom Hardy ain't bad either. *Toto by Africa is cool but Wind of Change by Scorpions in cooler. *The news! Cars a car drives into a school, the NFL is investigating more prank calls, Karen Reid throws a Hail Mary, and more. *Lazlo has been trying to figure out a David Copperfield trick for twenty years. *If our bosses replace us with AI, how long would it take anyone to notice? At least six months. *Don't tip your robot!! *White women love THC seltzers.