My Mount Rushmore

Don’t worry, My Mount Rushmore hasn’t gone away. The show is back after a bit, and Brian and Mike are here to get back to business. The business is of course, creating ridiculous lists of a nonsensical nature. First up, the boys discuss those things in life that have lost their luster. Then, it’s on to what would make the shopping list if they had ZILLIONS of dollars. Which is a totally fake number. Lost Luster (0:00-33:17) Zillionaire (33:17-1:04:32)

The boys may have been away but they always come back. Brian and Mike are here for episode 77 of My Mount Rushmore. It’s back to food as the gents lay out their favorite subs. Then, hoist the flag high. The red flag, that is. The guys break down warning signs for garbage humans. Stay tuned, lists ahoy! Subs (0:00-46:32) Red Flags (46:32-1:21:33)

Better late than never, as a great Canadian wordsmith once said. Maybe. Well, he was from somewhere. It’s episode 76 of My Mount Rushmore and the boys are here to carve out some lists. First off, Brian and Mike re-draft parts of their family to try and salvage the chaos that exists from that part of their life. Then, the guys have a bone to pick. Honestly, when AREN’T they picking bones? In a good way. Strap in and enjoy the episode! Family (0:00-44:43) Bone to Pick (44:43-1:32:18)

It’s been 75 glorious episodes of My Mount Rushmore! Join Brian and Mike as they lay out this week’s topics. To start, it’s a load of rubbish. Bollocks. Hogwash. From the 21st century! Then the boys discuss things for no apparent reason. Well, that’s the actual topic, anyway. Enjoy your earfuls of this week’s pod! Hogwash (0:00-48:53) No Reason (48:53-1:39:23)

It’s episode 74 of My Mount Rushmore! Brian and Mike are here to tantalize your ears…or something. As per usual, the gents descend into some dark territory. First up, a list of the horrendous and grotesque. Then the boys ask: Who is this for? Maybe you can help them answer while tuning in to this week’s episode! Horrendous (0:00-28:55) Who? (28:55-1:00:49)

It’s episode 73 of My Mount Rushmore. Brian and Mike are back from the break to curate some lists for the masses. On this edition, the gents discuss things that have the opposite effect, and then delve into those things in life that just ruin the mood. Opposite (0:00-59:15) Mood (59:15-1:52:59)

After a brief hiatus, Brian and Mike return from the depths for episode 72 of My Mount Rushmore. In this edition, the gents hit you with a boatload of movie anthems. Classic films and total flops are all covered because great music knows no bounds. Then, the boys cover the topic of the vast number of things that have been ruined for them throughout life. Strap in to see if your total disappointment is accounted for! Anthems (0:00-37:42) Ruined (37:42-1:18:37)

Watch out! Episode 71 incoming! Brian and Mike are back after a week off to bring you My Mount Rushmore. In this girthy episode, the gents discuss those things in life they’re just not feeling. Then, they go over stuff that may seem important, but it’s actually no big deal. Join up and tune in! Not Feeling It (0:00-57:53) Big Deal (57:53-1:57:33)

Buckle up for episode 70 of My Mount Rushmore. Brian and Mike bring the heat this week in a (mostly) sober podcast presentation. The first topic of the night is switcheroos, because sometimes the people just want more of this and less of that. Next, the boys concoct a lengthy list of bad places. What locations or situations are your stuff of nightmares? Switcheroo (0:00-54:19) Bad Places (54:19-1:27:25)

In episode 69, Brian and Mike get together to break down some impulse buys. Then the gents discuss legends of the time. They call them Midas Touchers. Enjoy! Impulse (0:00-34:39) Midas (34:39-1:08:07)

Episode 68 of My Mount Rushmore is a packed house. Mazzbags is with Brian and Mike to discuss this week’s hottest topics. First, with Avengers Endgame in theaters, the gents discuss superheroes. They’ve never been more popular than right now, and the boys give them their rightful ranks. Then, it’s birds! Big ones, small ones, weird ones and goofy ones. Stay tuned and see if your feathered friends are carved in stone. Superheroes (0:00-1:03:09) Birds (1:03:09-1:46:40)

A week off, but the boys are back for episode 67 of My Mount Rushmore. Brian and Mike start off deliberations by getting back on the food train and discussing potato chip flavors. Are your favorite salty snacks on board? Then, to jump into the abstract, the gents create a list of things that give them pause: on second thought. Tune in for your favorite flavors and regrets! Chips (0:00-30:23) Second Thought (30:23-1:11:57)

The whole gang is here for episode 66 of My Mount Rushmore. Mazzbags is here with Brian and Mike to discuss another round of topics. First off, the gents discuss bad sports. Not surly people, but actual playable sports that suck. And then, it’s on to brighter pastures to discuss healthy things. Mental and physical, we’re just here to make you feel the best you can. Aren’t we always? Sports (0:00-1:03:37) Healthy (1:03:37-1:43:59)

Welcome back to My Mount Rushmore for episode 65. Brian and Mike are at the helm (with the second recording for the night) and they’re ready to rank! Ever been totally sick of something? Well the boys sure are, and they’ll let you in on what can take a hike by saying, “that’ll do” to some things. Then, the wonderful power of music. Good mood music is the second Rushmore. Let those melodic waves carry you away. Enjoy! That’ll Do (0:00-45:59) Music (45:59-1:30:03)

Welcome back to the My Mount Rushmore podcast! It’s episode 64 this week, and Brian and Mike are here to throw down two topics that go together like macaroni and cheese. To start things off, the boys discuss the highs and lows of funnyman Adam Sandler. They may not love him, but they recognize his…talents. Then, as if pairing fine wine with cheese, the topic of mediocrity gets discussed. Even more than in a conversation about Adam Sandler’s career, surprisingly. Also, a very special appearance from a favorite audio clip the gents discovered. A special treat! Sandler (0:00-34:01) Mediocrity (34:01-01:15:38)

Welcome to My Mount Rushmore, and this prestigious 63rd episode. Brian and Mike are on hand to carve out the mountainous visages of the topics at hand. First off, the gents decide on the best thick boys. Yes, it’s as weird and open-ended as it sounds. Then, the rare sighting of a Rushmore sequel! The boys throw some unwanted food choices under the bus in the second part of foods they never order. Thick boys and more food talk. What more could you ask for? Thick Boys (0:00-54:14) Foods 2 (54:14-1:39:00)

Rushmore turns 62! Well, it’s episode 62 at least. Brian and Mike go head to head about the roles that defined actors’ careers. Beyond that, the gents tackle the topic of what pesky things really grind their gears. Reminisce about your favorite characters before hearing about the most annoying concepts known to man. Hail the Rushmore podcast! Defining Roles (0:00-55:53) Pesky (55:53-1:42:52)

Another week, another My Mount Rushmore podcast! In episode 61, Mr. Mazzbags joins Brian and Mike to put together some in-depth Rushmores. First, they throw down on the best animal powers. There’s a lot of gooey projectiles, as to be expected. Then, to finish the night, the boys organize a list of silly scares. It’s all the dumb things you have no reason to fear. It would also be silly to miss this jumbo episode, so tune in and enjoy! Animal Powers (0:00-44:58) Scares (44:58-1:51:43)

Ahh, 60 is such a nice, round number. It also happens to be the episode number for this edition of My Mount Rushmore! Brian and Mike join forces for a fairly short episode, but filled with some fun an interesting topics. First, the gents defy the conventions of 3 wishes from a genie by making their top 4 genie lamp wishes. Then, why not discuss the end of the world? Its coming (eventually), so the boys break it down. Stay tuned till the end for a rap session that includes a record-length post-mortem! Get weird with the My Mount Rushmore podcast! Wishes (0:00-16:02) Apocalypses (16:02-45:47)

It’s episode 59 of My Mount Rushmore, and when 3 burly boys bounce around the banter, it births a beefy breakdown. Alliteration aside, Mazzbags joins Brian and Mike to tap the keg of discussion in this episode. First off, a topic most suburbanites know and love: Chinese food. Is your favorite combo platter on the list? Then, the gents really lay waste to the world of fame and fortune by creating a Rushmore of celebrities they hate. If you’re annoying, untalented, or unapologetic human garbage, you may finally get the spotlight you deserve! Buckle up for over 2 hours of sweet vocal celebration. Chinese (0:00-43:46) Celebrities (43:46-2:24:07)

The gentlemen of My Mount Rushmore power ahead to episode 58. This time, Brian and Mike go back to their favorite topic: food. It’s a discussion of sweet treats that hit the spot. Then, they make a bold but familiar statement: I don’t get it. It’s the Rushmore of stuff they don’t get. They may not hate it or begrudge it, but they sure as heck don’t understand it. Are they out of touch? No…no, it’s the world that’s to blame. Treats (0:00-37:29) Don’t Get It (37:29-1:15:08)

After a bit of a break, the boys are back and ready to deal you in for another episode of My Mount Rushmore. Here, in episode 57, it jumps off with a not so joyous discussion of the bummers that come along with getting older. Then, it’s a full jump back in time to the best things you could get in a school lunch. So grab your Trapper Keeper and come along for the ride. You’ll want to stay a kid forever. Bummers (0:00-51:42) School Lunch (51:42-1:15:14)

After a brief hiatus, Brian and Mike are back for a brand new episode of My Mount Rushmore. Here in episode 56, the gents channel their inner nerd and discuss their best cast superheroes in the movie and television realm. Then, in an attempt to constantly bring you the most interesting conversations possible, the boys will discuss…the WORST possible topics of conversation. It promises to be more interesting than your co-worker’s crockpot chili recipe. Superheroes (0:00-34:44) Conversation topics (34:44-:1:17:25)

Ring in the new year with My Mount Rushmore. After a week off, the gents convene to get all warm and fuzzy. They discuss those deliciously comfy feelings. Don’t get too sappy, though. They come right back after that with a vicious list of jerkfaces. It’s simply stupid faces that are unpleasant to look at. You gotta hear this one! Warm and Fuzzy (0:00-37:53) Jerkfaces (37:53-1:23:35)

On episode 54 of My Mount Rushmore, Brian and Mike are breaking all the rules! Firstly, they’re comparing notes on family members. Yes, they make a Mount Rushmore of their actual real life family. Then, the boys embrace the holiday spirit by delving into the best (or worst, honestly) ways to ruin a life. Your life, another life, any life! Take your pick, and enjoy this jam-packed episode! Family (0:00-33:29) Ruined Life (33:29-1:08:49)

It’s Episode 53 of My Mount Rushmore! Brian and Mike are the duo with ALL the hot takes. This week, the gents get together and reminisce about long lost beloved TV shows. Then, they go back on the offensive and take down some stuff they’d put an end to. What kind of stuff? ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. TV Shows (0:00-34:13) Stuff to End (34:13-1:37:58)

The My Mount Rushmore train keeps moving forward as Brian and Mike gather for episode 52. In this classic, the gents throw down on weird brand choices that totally flopped. Then, it’s the return of a favorite: the worst muzak on earth. These songs are disgusting, empty, and devoid of life. It was a pleasure to trash them. Brand Busts (0:00-41:14) Muzak II (41:14-1:45:52)

After a week hiatus due to digestive trauma, Brian and Mike are back with some hard hitting topics on My Mount Rushmore. The first topic of the evening is the best of the best in the world of office supplies. Then, the excitement thunders ahead and the gents chat about the surefire things you’d find in Hell. This one is short but sweet, and chock full of drunken shenanigans. Enjoy! Office Supplies (0:00-19:31) Hell (19:31-35:48)

They did it! The half-century mark. Brian and Mike celebrate the 50th episode of My Mount Rushmore by discussing both the best and worst of the episodes they’ve put out. Then, as a special treat, they go once more into the breach to have yet another discussion about…salad dressing. It’s a jaunty walk down memory lane on this episode. Thanks for being a part of this crazy ride! Best of (0:00-35:03) Worst of (35:03-1:04:45) Dressings 3 (1:04:45-1:25:36)

It’s time for another episode of My Mount Rushmore! Here in episode 49, Brian and Mike get down to serious business and bust out a list of Britney Spears songs. Even if you don’t love her, you know her songs. After that, the gents look into the catalog of a talented gentleman gone too soon: Mr. Robin Williams. It’s a celebration of his career, and that career has some excellent titles. Listen in and enjoy. Britney (0:00-36:01) Robin (36:01-1:09:22)

Welcome back to My Mount Rushmore! It’s episode 48 and the gents are sober(ish) to recover after last episode. This week, it’s a simple discussion: fruits and veggies. We all eat them. We love some of them. These are the best of the best. It’s as simple as that. Vegetables (0:00-38:42) Fruit (38:42-1:26:09)

Oh Good God. It’s episode 47 of My Mount Rushmore, and Brian is joined by a barely functioning Mike to try and cobble together some lists. First, the gents discuss beers, and then Brian basically makes a one hit wonder list by himself while Mike incoherently goes off the deep end. It’s one part disturbing and one part amazing. Strap in and get ready for this whopper of an episode. Beer (0:00-19:36) One Hit Wonders (19:36-37:57)

The My Mount Rushmore podcast barrels toward the half-century mark with episode 46. Brian and Mike join forces to collaborate about acquired tastes. That means if you don’t like it, it’s probably your fault. Then, the gents assemble the Mount Rushmore of Hype. That just sounds so friggin’ cool. Join up and listen! Acquired Tastes (0:00-45:32) Hype (45:32-1:40:39)

It’s that time again! Brian and Mike are back with episode 45 of My Mount Rushmore. The gents discuss those times when you’re not feeling so fresh. You’ll get what they mean when you listen. Then, they discuss those uplifting purchases that seem to give you the warm and fuzzy feelings. So get out your credit card and have a little retail therapy. Fresh (0:00-39:28) Purchases (39:28-1:05:45)

Hey gang, it’s episode 44 of My Mount Rushmore! Mazzbags joins Brian and Mike to reunite the delightful trio. The guys talk about cheeses. How did this not come up sooner? In addition to that, they dive into the deep parts of the mind and discover what gives everyone the creeps. The heebie-jeebies. The shivers. The frights. The…well, you get the idea. Cheese (0:00-1:01:57) Creeps (1:01:57-1:58:39)

It’s episode 43 of the My Mount Rushmore podcast, and it’s a jam packed edition. Brian and Mike converge to give you over 2 hours of discussion on a couple intriguing topics. The gents jump on to discuss the stuff that just isn’t worth fighting about, and then continue the night giving some analysis on…garbage analysis. So stop arguing and listen in! Not Worth It (0:00-1:04:36) Analysis (1:04:36-2:26:18)

Here on My Mount Rushmore, there are some deep and interesting discussions. Then, sometimes you just gotta talk about colors. Brian and Mike are here on the 42nd episode to talk a bit about colors you won't find in the rainbow. After that, it's a deep dive into the most tired clichés that should probably be retired. Dive on in and take the ride! Colors (0:00-54:50) Clichés (54:50-1:49:42)

Welcome back to My Mount Rushmore! It's episode 41, and Brian and Mike are here to discuss...some pretty goofy stuff. Do you love animals? Do you hate animals? How about the unsung heroes: decent animals? The gents then converge on attacking the most heinous and vanilla muzak that has ever graced their ears. As if shopping wasn't torturous enough. Decent Animals (0:00-34:56) Muzak (34:56-1:10:42)

It's the 40th episode of My Mount Rushmore, but it's still deliciously fresh. Guaranteed! On this episode, Brian and Mike start off with praise rather than scorn, when they outline the best friendly NPCS (in real life). Then it's a dive into the annoying, with a list of things we could all do without. It ends up, it's pretty much everything. NPCs (0:00-23:01) Stuff (23:01-1:05:37)

It's 39 episodes into My Mount Rushmore. Are you still there? Reading this? Listening? Brian and Mike sure hope so! They want you to ride along with them on a prehistoric journey into the world of dinosaurs. And no road trip is complete without junk food, so the gents give you their definitive list of them. Don't spoil your dinner! Dinosaurs (0:00-30:33) Junk Food (30:33-1:02:37)

Do you hear that? Can you smell it? Taste it? It's a brand new episode of My Mount Rushmore! Brian and Mike gather for the 38th episode to discuss their favorite soft objects. Then, they turn the tables to delve into future tech. So snuggle up to your binky and step on board Starship Rushmore for this saucy ride. Soft (0:00-28:01) Tech (28:01-54:42)

Hey there! Yeah, YOU! Come listen to this darn My Mount Rushmore podcast. Brian and Mike put a lot of effort into telling you what jobs they DON'T want to do. If that's not your cup of tea, stick around for the mythological creature debate. And no, Oprah doesn't count, idiot. Jobs (0:00-40:59) Creatures (40:59-1:04:51)

It's gonna get a little weird. On episode 36 of My Mount Rushmore, Brian and Mike welcome Ron into the fold to help decide who should be sent to colonize Mars. Then, the boys condemn some one trick ponies. If you're ready for some bizarre commentary on genetic breeding, then stay tuned for this one. It's a doozy! Mars (0:00-37:29) Ponies (37:29-1:05:12)

Welcome to My Mount Rushmore. Hopefully you've already been the previous 34 times. Here on episode 35, Brian and Mike get down to business and talk about some actors they can't stand to look at. Maybe it's bad performance, or simply a stupid face. After that, the gents lambaste some good old fashioned quackery. Nonsense. Hokey garbage. Stay tuned to see if we poke fun at your favorite hobbies! Actors (0:00-48:59) Quackery (48:59-1:30:21)

Look, it's been 34 episodes of My Mount Rushmore, so it can't be all sunshine and rainbows. The gents are gonna discuss some bummers. But fear not, Brian and Mike will buoy your spirits with some all time great television comedies. There's some introspection, some belly laughs, and even a bonus element of sports commentary. All the bases are covered! Enjoy. Bummers (0:00-53:48) TV Comedies (53:48-1:53:28)

In Episode 33 of My Mount Rushmore, Brian and Mike venture into the nostalgic in the best way possible: through consumerism and corporate branding! The gents discuss some toys from yesteryear, and the mascots that convinced us to buy those boxes of low nutrition cereal. So bust out your Polly Pocket and take a trip down memory lane. Toys (0:00-39:07) Mascots (39:07-1:25:41)

Welcome back to the My Mount Rushmore podcast! Timing and laziness brought a short hiatus, but Brian and Mike are back. They're gonna talk about some achievements that don't live up to snuff, and some food that fits the same bill. These guys may not be impressed, but you might be after hearing this incredible episode. Probably not, though. Achievements (0:00-57:30) Entrees (57:30-1:40:49)

Brian and Mike are here to bring you the 31st episode of My Mount Rushmore! Everyone has bad habits, but which ones are the absolute best? They also bust out a classic topic to discuss personal bucket lists. Do a good deed and put THIS pod on YOUR bucket list. Bad Habits (0:00-42:40) Bucket List (42:40-1:09:28)

Can you believe it? 30 episodes of the My Mount Rushmore podcast! Brian and Mike get down to the important issues: Bruce Willis films and literature from childhood. Is your favorite Bruce picture on the list? Are your precious childhood memories tarnished and destroyed by a life of cynicism? Listen in, and you can find out! Bruce (0:00-47:52) Children's Books (47:52-1:23:13)

It's episode 29 of My Mount Rushmore. Brian and Mike take on the animal kingdom and expect disastrous results. After that, the first ever Rushmore sequel! Didn't get your fill of delicious dressings the first time around? Fear not, we're slathering your salads and sandwiches in creamy goodness. Animals (0:00-52:14) Dressings (52:14-1:30:49)

It's death day on My Mount Rushmore! The boys get together to talk about morbid issues in the most comedic way possible. Part heartfelt experience, part torture porn monstrosity, this episode is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat...or COFFIN! Resurrection (0:00-51:43) Worst Deaths (51:43-1:30:03)