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Not Your Papis Podcast is a place where booze and humor are used to bring the real raw stories of women throughout history. It’s feminism with a hint of tequila. No es cafecito con tu abuela, it’s tequila shots with your best friend. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

Laura Ordonez, Carmen Gallegos


    • Jul 19, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 13m AVG DURATION
    • 41 EPISODES


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    S4 Ep.10 - A Thousand Miles Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 90:58


    On the season finale Laura covers the story of Jessica Lenahan Gonzales and the town of Castle Rock, CO V Gonzales. Carmen goes off brand and covers the story of one of the worst nuclear accidents that you've (probably) never heard about. The Juarez Cobalt-60. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep.9 - How exotic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 87:00


    Skip the banter and get right into it. Laura brings us the much awaited story of Anjezë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu aka Mother Teresa. Carmen brings us the awesome story of Genius Girl Adhara Pérez Sánchez. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep. 8 - Really intense about this

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2023 67:12


    We know we're horrible people for taking longer than expected to publish this episode and to make up for it we bring you the holy trinity; a social outcast, a demonic possession and smut. Laura brings us the unknown story of Mary Ann Bevan - the Ugliest Woman in the World. Carmen takes a sharp right turn into the paranormal with the exorcism of Annalise Michel. Stay until the end for a special treat with a listener submission hoe-rror story! (Warning:Listener story NSFW and NSFC) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

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    S4 Ep.7 - HVAC

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 77:07


    We know we ramble a lot at the beginning but we promise our stories are definitely worth it. Laura brings us the story of parent murderer Suzane Louise Von Richthofen. Carmen tells us the story of the life and murder of Gwen Amber Rose Araujo. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep.6 - Lake Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 65:30


    Epiphanized introductions, lake parasites, interweaving stories and awkward endings. Carmen brings us the horrifying and inspiring story of Cynthia Vigil and how she survived the Toy-Box Killer. Laura brings us the life and legacy of Sylvia Rivera - the Mother of All Gay People. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep. 5 - Hoerror Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2023 29:11


    We asked, you delivered, and now we bring you listener hoe-rror stories! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep.4 - Valió madre

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2023 91:13


    ¿Eres una madre a toda madre o vales pura madre? Laura nos trae la triste historia de Miriam Elizabeth Rodriguez Martinez una madre que dio su todo por traer a la justicia a los asesinos de su hija. Carmen nos platica la historia de Rosemary Kennedy - la Kennedy desaparecida. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep. 3 - Tomorrow Anxiety

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 77:08


    Why wait for tomorrow to feel anxiety when we can feel it today? Laura brings us the story of Nannie Doss - the Giggling Granny. Carmen brings us the story of the mysterious disappearance of Marcela Basteri. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep.2 - Awkward

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2023 65:50


    Welcome to the butt podcast; where we ask all of life's most important questions. On this incredibly awkward episode Laura brings us the badass story of Nieves Fernandez - The Silent Killer. Carmen brings us the amazing and poetic story of the one and only; Chavela Vargas. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 - The Saygen Special

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 53:26


    We hope you missed us as much as we missed you! Because we missed you so much, we decided to bring you a special episode with a very special guest Saygen Davila. Saygen brings us the history of the Bracero Program and the lasting effects it had on Mexican and Mexican-American families. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S4 Ep.1 - Couldn't be a bad bitch in the 1700's

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 96:08


    Guess who's back... back again! New season, new episode, same old fuckery. Laura brings us the story of Mary Toft - the Impostress Rabbitt Breeder. Carmen brings us the story of Miriam Rivera - the first openly trans reality tv star. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 10 - Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 65:08


    Happy Halloween! We love our listeners so we decided to treat you all again with our second annual Halloween Special. Carmen starts us off with a twisted Nickelodeon cartoon. Laura brings us the cursed Japanese legend of Yotsuya Kaidan. As a bonus treat we bring you listener stories that share their own spooky unexplainable events. Turn off the lights, grab your drink and enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 9 - Back to the 90's

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 76:54


    Remember when you were a kid and would fall asleep to Nick at Nite and then be woken up by the Ultimate Love Song Collection of the 90's? This is that, but in a podcast. Thirst trap Laura brings in the halloween spirit early with the story of the Sallie House. Suburban Mom Carmen brings us the harrowing and amazing story of survivor Alison Botha. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep.8 - Sabe más rico en español

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2022 94:35


    ¡Bienvenidos a un episodio muy especial! Por primera vez les traemos un episodio completamente en español, bueno el 99% en español. Fue un reto muy divertido grabar las historias en nuestro primer idioma. Laura nos trae la historia de la primera feminista en el nuevo mundo - Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz. Carmen nos lleva por un viaje al lado oscuro de la obsesión con la historia de Maria Elena Milagro de Hoyos. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 7 - Do-Q-men-Tary

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 69:27


    Grab your drinks and take a seat. This week Laura covers the second part of the unknown victims of WWII - Comfort Women. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 6 - The notebook is wet

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2022 81:17


    Coming to you live from Laura's kitchen! A hop and skip away from Mexico, this episode is full of Michelada talks. Laura takes us across the world to China and brings us one of the most atrocious war crimes committed in modern day history with the story of the Rape of Nanking. Carmen keeps it on the lighter side with the story of the "Godmother" of Naples Mafia: Assunta "Pupetta" Maresca. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 5 - Whale Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 77:47


    What do you get when an eccentric lesbian and a whale hunter walk into a bar? A metamorphosis of a shit show. Episode 5 is a doozy to say the least. Laura brings us the amazing story of South American Feminist and Pro-Independence Heroine Manuela Saenz. Carmen fucks us up once again with the chilling tale of Mary Vincent and the hitchhike from hell. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 4 - You think your family has issues?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2022 69:28


    Allergies, state fairs, bad planning? Nothing can stop these two Aries from coming back! Laura takes us back in time to the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt and brings the story of the Arsinoe IV - Queen of Egypt. Carmen truly fucks us up with her story; she brings the tragic story of Sylvia Likens and the horrific details that lead to her murder. Trigger Warning:this episode contains details of child abuse, child sexual assault and murder. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 3 - All Tamaleras go to Heaven

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2022 80:49


    Have you ever wondered if you've done enough good deeds to go to heaven? Well fear not, according to Carmen's mom we will all end up in purgatory anyways. Welcome to Purgatory! Laura covers Maria Quitéria the Brazilian heroine that became the first women enlisted in the Brazilian army in their quest to gain independence from the Portuguese. Carmen brings us the story of "La Tamalera" Trinidad Ramírez and the macabre way she killed her husband. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep. 2 - Crack your toes

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2022 87:02


    Crack your toes, top of your drinks and get ready for this doozy of an episode. Laura brings us the history of sterilization of women in Puerto Rico. Carmen dips our toes in Spiritualism with the story of The Fox Sisters. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S3 Ep.1 - Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwiches

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2022 83:34


    Did you miss us? We definitely missed you! Laura and Carmen are back at it again bringing us stories of women from around the world, throughout history for a third season! Laura takes us back to New Orleans with the story of the Voodoo Queen herself; Marie Laveau. Carmen brings us the unhinged story of Kristine Barnett and how she adopted and then abandoned Natalia Grace - the child who was considered a woman.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

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    S2 Ep.10 - Don't be a good person

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 91:20


    Join us for our 20th episode recording live from Carmen's house! Dreaming of drinking water and waking up thirsty and hungover we finally made it to the recording table. Laura brings us the truth about Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel and the unglamorous way she led her life. Carmen covers the breaking story of Sharon Gallegos also known as "Little Miss Nobody". --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2 Ep 9 - Clever Titles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 69:38


    Welcome to another episode where we're currently catching up on sleep, socializing during a pandemic, country invasions and TikTok drama. Laura brings us the hottest gossip from the 1600's with the story of Tits Out Francis Howard and the murder at King James court. Carmen takes us around the world with Elizabeth Jane Cochrane "Nellie Bly" the journalist who pioneered investigative journalism. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2 Ep. 8 - Two mics One recording

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 91:16


    Join us for the first ever in-person episode of Not Your Papis Podcast! It only took us only 18 episodes to get together; but we did it for you. Continuing Black History Month and going into Woman's History Month we bring you more badass and amazing Black Women. Laura tells us the experiences Barbara Brown Simmons had as the first law student at the University of New Mexico School of Law and the lasting impact she left on the community. In true Carmen form she brings us Josephine Baker; the incredibly beautiful and smart woman who used her sensual skills to help win wars and give a voice to the Black community. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2. Ep 7 - Black History is Our History

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 88:08


    As promised we continue to bring you stories in honor of Black History Month. Laura takes us across the Atlantic to South Africa and tells us the heartbreaking story of Saartjie (Sara) Baartman. Carmen brings us back the U.S.A and tells us the wild story of Angela Davis and her experience with the United States Judicial system.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2 Ep. 6 - Beautiful and Tragic

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2022 82:51


    All the ups and downs of a sugar rush. Laura and Carmen dissect how society treats women who are being harassed by their current and former partners and the trauma women have to deal with. Laura brings us the story of Elizabeth Eckford a brave black girl who stood her ground and fought for her right to an education in an equal school system. Carmen brings us the story of the unforgettable Marsha P. Johnson; a story of resilience, community and the right to love. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

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    S2 Ep 5. - Know Their Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 87:16


    Happy Valentine's, Galentine's and Palentine's day to all! What ever your tradition may be for this lovely holiday we hope you'll make us a part of it! We brought you two wonderful treats as a gift from us to you. Laura brings the story of a woman who went from rags to riches to building the largest Pirate Empire; Ching Shih. Carmen brings us the story of the woman behind the Montgomery Bus Boycott; Claudette Colvin. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2 Ep. 4 - Drinks at Disney and a Murder

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 61:54


    Today's special episode is brought by Guest host Shari of Keeping it Magical. She brings us the story of deadly obsession and a woman who couldn't come to terms with her own feelings. Together we dissect the one and only notorious Yolanda Saldivar; the infamous woman who shook the world on March 31, 1995.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2 Ep. 3 - A shot in their honor

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2022 86:07


    Have you ever heard a story about a heroine with a gut wrenching ending? That's exactly what Laura brings us in this episode with the story of Miriam Rodriguez - the mother who dedicated her life to bringing her daughters killers to justice. Carmen takes us on the bittersweet journey of a woman who embodied divine femininity and sang with her soul; the legend herself:La Lupe. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2 Ep. 2 - To change the world or to be forgotten by it…

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 104:28


    Today's episode is all about history; to change history and to be forgotten by it. Laura brings us the story of Catherine the Great and how she single-handedly changed the course of Russia and Europe as we know it. Carmen brings us the heartbreaking story of The West Mesa 11. Eleven women whose bodies were found and then soon forgotten by everyone except their loved ones. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    S2 Ep. 1 - Low Expectations, High Standards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2022 77:56


    Welcome to 2022 and Season 2 of Not Your Papis Podcast! We've missed your beautiful faces and we hope you've missed our rants and crazy stories! We wanted to start off 2022 with a bang, cause you deserve it. For episode 1 of Season 2 Laura brings you the story of Madame Lalaurie the sadistic demon of New Orleans Elite Creole Society of the Antebellum South. Carmen takes us on a wild journey to find out what happened to the Missing Kennedy: Rosemary.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 10 - The Ugly, The Bad and The Good

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 73:35


    Kidnapping, Abuse, Kids for Sale, Politicians, Justice and Injustice. This episode has it all. Welcome to Episode 10 of Not Your Papis Podcast! Thank you to all our listeners! We hope you have enjoyed our stories thus far and continue to stick with us in this journey. Laura covers part 2 of Georgia Tann - the devil herself. Carmen brings us the story of Lydia Cacho, the Mexican journalist who put her own life on the line to ensure justice was served. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 9 - Choose your own sugar daddy but don't get in the limo

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2021 79:03


    On today's episode Carmen and Laura will give you plenty of reasons on why you should be careful of who you trust. Christmas Ads, kidnapping, and a millionaire working with the help of politicians; sounds familiar? Laura brings us the first ever two-part story on none other than Belulah George "Georgia" Tann better known as The Baby Thief. Carmen brings us the sad story of Maria Elena Milagro de Hoyos and the disturbing details of an obsession gone too far.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 8 - Good History and Bad Ass Teachers

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2021 52:00


    What history were you taught in school? On today's episode Laura tells us why she's so upset she never learnt about this amazing woman in history and brings us the story of Buffalo Calf Road Woman. Carmen shows us how amazing a teacher who cares can be by telling us about Jane Elliott and her "Blue eyes/Brown eyes" exercise.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 7 - Savanna's Act

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2021 49:06


    On October 10, 2020 Savanna's Act was signed into law following the horrible and tragic murder of Savanna LaFontaine-Greywind. This is her story. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

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    Ep. 6 - Mamacita's Chingonas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 49:35


    What do you get when you mix beauty and brains? Laura brings us the story of Emilia Casanova de Villaverde, a Cuban revolutionary who loved her people and told Spain and men to fuck off! Carmen tells us an enticing story of sex, passion and maybe a spy? Meet Margaretta Geertruda MacLeod better known as Mata Hari, the woman who went down in history as the most sensual threat to the French. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 5 - Wait, she did what?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 71:37


    Todays episode is not for the faint of heart. Laura tells us the horrifying and heart wrenching story of the woman who didn't confess until she was on her deathbed. Carmen has you decide on what really happened to the men who disappeared on Gunness Farm. Trigger warning: episode contains kidnapping and murder.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 4 - Halloween Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2021 38:18


    Grab your favorite drink, hold our hands and take a walk with us into the dark. Laura takes us to Guanajuato to the woman who was buried alive. Carmen takes us further into the eerie to witness the woman who drowned her kids in the river. And, if you're willing to continue the journey into the unknown, Laura and Carmen have a special story of their own. Don't be frightened, we'll keep you safe....  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 3 - Daddy's Girl

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2021 56:31


    Come with us on a wild journey. Laura tells us about Malala, the girl who stared death in the face. Carmen makes us question; What do hot sauce, the Mexican Revolution and Mulan have in common? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 2 - What in the papacy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2021 48:45


    Who really dictates what happens behind the vatican walls? Laura goes into depth about a feminist nun and her inability to stay quiet. Carmen exposes the papacy and the woman behind it all.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

    Ep. 1 - But is she a bad bitch?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2021 48:00


    To abort or not to abort? Laura takes us down the rabbit hole of who is Jane Roe. Carmen takes us to the wild west with the story of the Southwest's very own Malinche.  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-your-papis-podcast/support

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