One Graham Army

Check us out on tour! Also, enjoy this week’s mandatory training where our reputation is on the line. Tweet

Wendy’s most notorious training film makes a return to the channel for it’s most definitive breakdown to date… and people will like that. Tweet

The hits keep comin and they don’t stop comin. Tweet

While we try to avoid being overly topical and stick to the jokes… some weeks just aren’t like others. Tweet

We kick things off with some Drake related nonsense before discussing being roasted by children and the side effects of BBQ Chicken Mac & Cheese. For desert we pour up some truly brewtal content in the form of extremely problematic Coffee advertisements from the 1960s. Go Watch This On The One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel. Tweet

We kick things off by examining some foreign language skills that could benefit any American in today’s world, before we move seamlessly into this week’s safety briefing. Is that a shovel, a weapon, or something more practical for your mother to use in the kitchen? This week’s Sports In Your Shorts segment examines what is and isn’t working in the NBA and MLB. After the break we discover the existence of a Kid Rock tribute band and try to find out if we will find ourselves and others attractive when we get old. Go watch this on YouTube. Tweet

Josh describes cleaning out the home of one of the most prolific collectors in human history & we learn what it takes to be the Queen of Checkout. Go watch this on YouTube. Tweet

$13 water, MLB bans “PooP Games” and what to expect from a career at Red Lobster. Watch this episode youtube.com/@onegrahamarmypresents Tweet

G&J discuss discuss LA Caviar’s latest mix tape, one of the greatest bars in rap history, and a story about a VERY real Ja Rule themed wedding for a couple of white people that happened on a Tuesday afternoon and featured one of America’s most celebrated HBCU dance teams.  That’s not a joke but it is funny.  Plus a Ja x Metallica collab NOBODY asked for. Go watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube channel Tweet

Old jeep food, old lady waffle and the greatest basketball player of all time reminds us what it means to be a member of the greatest team ever assembled… McDonalds. Go watch this on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel! Tweet

The most polite argument in history, waiting for the bus and a delusional middle aged man goes all uncle Rico on us. Watch This On YT Tweet

We finally bid farewell to the self defense guru, lover and violence enthusiast John McSweeney. Thank you very much, John. Thank you very much, Paul. Full video available on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel Tweet

Our respective undergarment mismanagement continues, Josh believes he can beat the GOAT fan stopper and we creep ever closer to finally finishing the tome that is, John McSweeney’s Total Self Defense system. Full video available on the One Graham Army Presents YouTube Channel Tweet

Shout out to BeBe, Tony and all the Generals worldwide. Happy New Year. Graham needs to move around more, Josh needs to know more about special girls and John McSweeney has taken a dark turn. Watch On YouTube: https://youtu.be/1ZX06MBM_Yo  Tweet

We discover we haven’t made nearly the progress we should have, but tonight we take a big bite out of John McSweeny’s love letter to his assistant (disguised as a self defense training video) in a special after dark recording. Plus we dig into a question from the hotline sure to stimulate your mind. Watch This On YT: https://youtu.be/mZhxvXyqbT0 Tweet

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you and yours from the Ministry.  Shout out to Tony over at the Empire of Caviar for his post about a Dallas man with an unhealthy obsession with his sister, we berate listeners for not calling the hotline and we make some interesting progress through John McSweeny’s Self Defense/Love/Murder training. Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/Cp9vLvzVdD4?si=H02sWRLshs4vLv5m Tweet

The off-putting marketing campaign behind a jarred sausage slurry from Germany eases us into the most romantic action packed training film we have seen to date. Thank you very much Paul, thank you. Watch this on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDP0Q1YGkUQ&t=393s Tweet

Did Stavros steal Josh’s joke?  Well… no… and it’s not really a joke, it’s a question, but we do need content.  PLUS! Another million dollar idea, a Thanksgiving wrap up, and we get start learning how to defend ourselves from a true master of self defense during this week’s mandatory employee training. Watch this on YouTube: https://youtu.be/VF5731bW06A Tweet

America’s sharpest news anchor adds a few extra Os to his name, we discuss the physical and emotional aftermath of the fried chicken war and take a sneak peak at some upcoming mandatory training. Watch this on YouTube. Tweet

Only one bird will emerge… Watch It On YouTube Tweet

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That Halloween episode kinda stunk but we’re back with some heat for you this week. Josh tells us a story of deriving ultimate power from a pin and we learn the ins and outs of serving the elderly at Publix. Go watch it on YouTube: https://youtu.be/0nDuJQYiH5s AND HIT SUBSCRIBE! Tweet

Happy Halloween, Generals! Enjoy the shenanigans and a story of Halloween past that is at least 40% accurate. Tweet

…you will forget this episode exists.  Royalty free music, weird interview advice and Jewel-Osco gaslights you into being a good employee. Tweet

Dueling soundboards, misheard lyrics and the horror of Blockbuster video. Tweet

Welp.  We did it.  The greatest comedy film of all time is… Tweet

As a goof we set out to attempt creating a top 10 best comedy films of all time list. We learned that such a task is IMPOSSIBLE so to try and bring some order to the chaos we spent this episode carefully crafting a single elimination bracket system for determining a champion. Tweet

We discuss the impending multi-part fried chicken episodes, a new cartoon debuts and the inevitable rise of prompt based AI entertainment. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmypresents Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at patreon.com/onegrahamarmypresents Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

A UK man shares a very interesting job from 32 years ago, holiday scams and other hysterical banter. Tweet

We make something out of nothing, not unlike making weather predictions using organ meat. Craigslist is the gift that keeps on giving and you should avoid any product alleging to relieve gas. Hit us up RIGHT NOW at 847-665-9238 One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We shame non-subscribers, crappy theme restaurants and all of the terrible “breastaurants” across America. Either be a strip club or a restaurant, do one of those things correctly or don’t do either. Plus a bonus safety briefing for this Labor Day weekend. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We take a trip to the Ministry’s research and development lab to take number 2 into the 21st century and beyond. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Poor toilet seat purchases, more important dolphin information and we try to modernize a classic your mama joke but end up reinventing toilets. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com Use promo code “OGA” to save 10% on your order. Tweet

306th time is always the charm. Welcome to the all new Ministry Of Silly Talk Comedy Podcast. Text or call at 847-665-9238. Operators are standing by… One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

If you’ve been here long enough you might be tired of the farting preacher. Well Josh hasn’t seen it so be nice. We also get a message to the hotline inquiring about modern slang. Hit us UP!!! 847-665-9238 https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Fill that bag up with Crystal Pepsi. Subscribe, now. Listen, now. Comment, now. Like, now. LFG! https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at   / onegrahamarmy   Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE, RIGHT NOW! DIAL 847-665-9238 TO LEAVE A TEXT OR VOICEMAIL. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Some AI voice cloning, the people of Craigslist and it’s time to clock in at the Chee. https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Terrible yet effective marketing, an examination of one of America’s many terrible doctor’s offices, and some sports in your shorts. Podcast Playlist: https://suno.com/@one_graham_army One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Instead of patting myself on the back for FINALLY getting to 300 episodes, this happened. Josh is settling in and things are getting back to “normal” around here. Enjoy. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

We’re back and for some reason, still with a weird hum in the background. If you can stand it, this one is a banger. If you can’t, I’ll tear this place apart trying to find the source before episode 300. We don’t need to f*****g practice, Randy. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

I lied. The One Graham Army Podcast won’t die and this episode will make you question why it won’t. Our latest victim (co-host) Josh, is an old drinking buddy of mine who doesn’t drink these days. We ran into each other recently and I can’t wait to indoctrinate him into the One Graham Army and see his contributions to the global war on coherency. LFG! One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency at https://www.patreon.com/onegrahamarmy Google “One Graham Army” for socials and more Go shirt yourself with Shirt Caviar! https://shirtcaviar.com/ Tweet

Welp. That will do it for the One Graham Army Podcast as we know it. But don’t fret (or celebrate depending on how you feel about my crappy content) because the brand new Grubbin’ With Graham is dropping soon *working title*. We will discuss food of all kinds from crappy noodles to fancy dining with … Continue reading #297 – All Good Things… Again.

Tony celebrates his birthday here in the Ministry Of Silly Talk and it is an edited mess. We dispute the value of spoken word poetry vs battle rap, explore the internet’s unsung creators and we solve one of the longest standing mysteries in the podcast’s history. Happy Birthday, General! One time donations of any amount … Continue reading #296 – Happy Birthday Jesus, Let’s Solve Some Mysteries

Continuing this run of in-person episodes with Tony, we discuss the return of Sports With A Capital F, the updated Patreon page and Graham’s new found love of EPL football. Come on you Irons and come on and subscribe. One time donations of any amount available at https://ko-fi.com/onegrahamarmy Consider supporting the Global War On Coherency … Continue reading #295 – Sports With A Capital Soccer

It has either been far too long, or not long enough. Either way, we’re back baby! Tony is live in the Ministry Of Silly Talk to bring in the new year and explore the world of r/crappymusic and this subreddit doesn’t disappoint. Podcast episodes are back and as terrible as ever this year!!! One time … Continue reading #294 – r/Crappy Music

I sit down to discuss the future of the podcast and humanity. AI is basically Awesom-0. I support the industrial action taking place regarding the WGA strike. However, we may be through the looking glass. Let us explore by doing some hacky stuff with AI. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing and might … Continue reading #293 – Awesom-0 vs The WGA

I’m a baddie for my baddie friend. I review one of the many fine products available at www.badbitchzodiac.com. Bonus: this counts as church. Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing and might still mean something. Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy Get official One Graham Army merch and check … Continue reading #292 – Bad Bitch Zodiac

Hi there. Just some updates on all the goings on here at The Ministry of Silly Talks including a first look at the title credits for GutFeast! Please Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing and might still mean something. Visit Patreon.com/OneGrahamArmy or Ko-Fi.com/OneGrahamArmy to support all of the happenings here at the Ministry Of … Continue reading #291 – Ministry Of Silly Talks: The Updates

Part 2! Griff calls in and we really get down to unifying the differences between relativity and quantum physics. Enjoy! Like, Comment and Subscribe. It costs nothing but it means A LOT to the show. Audio available where you get podcasts and at capfsports.com Don’t miss out on live shows and gaming over at Twitch.tv/OneGrahamArmy … Continue reading # 290 – Saving The Day Part 2 w/ Tony & Griff

After a lengthy and sporadic hiatus, the podcast is back.  This is part 1 of Tony’s most recent return to the ministry of silly talk.  It is literally the media event of the century.  In part 1 we discuss the past, present and future of our respective media empire’s, the state of Ghostbusters plus we … Continue reading #289 – Saving The Day w/ Tony Baltimore Part 1