Only Wizards in The Dungeon Podcast, otherwise known as OWDCast, is a TTRPG roleplaying podcast. We are producing both long-form and short-form TTRPG content audio content using a variety of tabletop RPG systems. We aim to create entertaining and interesting audio stories through the collaborative storytelling platform of tabletop roleplaying games. Our podcast has five main members: Kavanagh Golka, Grayson Golka, Catherine Salinas, Andy Kryschak, and Will Gurevych. We also have a host of additional players who join us for short-form content on occasion! Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcast Twitter & Instagram: @OWDcast
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Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka), Agent Gamboge Yellow (Will) and Agent Perriwinkle (Graeme) who were tasked with completing a quest in a Call of Cthulu universe.Hold your roast beast carving knives close and scream with holiday fear because in this recording agents were sent to Whoville to ensure the Who's down in Whoville had a merry Christmas! Purdy Who Bunkins and Sandra Sue Loo decide to take the investigation into their own hands and pay a visit to Marabelle Whovie, sister of the missing Billy Hal Whovie. Agent Gamboge finds themselves in their proper avatar, the nun Sister Valery Voo, and must find their fellow agents to find the answers they desperately seek!It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Perriwinkle (Graeme) who were tasked with completing a quest in a Call of Cthulu universe. Hold your roast beast carving knives close and scream with holiday fear because in this recording agents were sent to Whoville to ensure the Who's down in Whoville had a merry Christmas! Having just witnessed a kidnapping and double suicide junior police officer Sandra Sue Loo and wealthy undergraduate student Purdy Who Bunkins are stunned and confused. The agents quickly begin investigating this dark Christmas crime, revealing the beginnings of a sinister plot that may include something green and eldritch... It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the esteemed Agent Periwinkle (Graeme).In this recording agents using their assigned wizard avatars escape with the gems needed to stop the final ritual enacted by Flabberghast, but with Agent Gumbagge now a ghost they must first try and find blood magic prodigy Alucard Anhel so they are at full strength for their final confrontation with Flabberghast. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gamboge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a [REDACTED] universe. Pull out your roast beast carving knives and scream with holiday cheer because in this recording agents were sent to Whoville to ensure the Who's down in Whoville had a merry Christmas! Agent Gamboge was assigned the avatar of junior police officer Sandra Sue Loo, and Agent Umber was assigned the avatar of university student Purdy Who Bunkins, daughter of the wealthy Bunkins family. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the esteemed Agent Periwinkle (Graeme).In this recording agents using their assigned wizard avatars to investigate the members of The Royals at the Luxury Student Dorms. With Abby Von haut watching closely Agent Gumbagge Yellow comes up with a smelly solution. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
The gang continues their break out attempt. Linafel, Nix, Bloody Shneewitchen, Big Boy Peep and a newly summoned sheep monstrosity Pushpop rush to escape an ambush, while Gibbles and Doctor Al continue to distract the guards. Forced to come up with a more elaborate lie to keep them distracted Gibbles accidentally creates a cult worshiping the 10th level vegan Mike, and comes up with a disturbing commandment for cult members.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the esteemed Agent Periwinkle (Graeme).In this recording agents using their assigned wizard avatars to investigate one of the members of the Nerd Core and go to the Von Haut's on campus rager at the Luxury Student Dorms, while also causing devastating property damage with helicopters in the process. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the esteemed Agent Periwinkle (Graeme).In this recording agents using their assigned wizard avatars to fight a wizard duel against Dean Baldin Johnson Junior in the illegal bar Barry's Under the Cupboard. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the esteemed Agent Periwinkle (Graeme).In this recording agents using their assigned wizard avatars fought a blood elemental in a magical library while trying to find Alucard Anhel. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a DND 5E universe. Aiding them in their quest in this recording also is the esteemed Agent Periwinkle (Graeme). n this recording agents were assigned wizard avatars and tasked with stopping the dastardly plans of the dark wizard Flabberghast. Their goal was to defeat him and save magic from being irrevocably altered by his ritual of chaos. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the continued exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) in a Perils & Princesses universe.In this recording, the Agents in their princess avatars deal with a giant spider, find unlikely allies at Ye Old Olive Garden, and finally solve the dastardly kidnapping of the visiting prince. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This second audio recording covers the continued exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) in a Perils & Princesses universe. In this recording, the Agents in their princess avatars deal with exceptional orphans, a difficult family member, and dastardly dad jokes. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Welcome Agents to the PDA, the Planar Defense Agency, defending reality one existential crisis at a time. This first audio recording covers the exploits of Agent Umber (Grayson Golka) and Agent Gumbagge Yellow (William Guryvech) who were tasked with completing a quest in a Perils & Princesses universe. Agents were assigned princess avatars and tasked with clearing their family of suspicion after the theft of a very important crown and the kidnapping of visiting prince Harvey Hearthrob. It has been recorded for training purposes, please take notes to improve your performance agents.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
The gang goes to break out the rest of the Glitter Gang's members. Since it worked well the last time, Gibbles and Doctor Al attempt to distract the guards in the complex via a wonderful new product called The Guardian Edge while the rest make their way into the high security area,This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
The heist crew moves deeper into Titania's factory, trying to dodge enchanting traps and deadly workplace safety violations. Can they overcome the obstacles to steal the slippers from Titania's fashion vault? This episode has references to drug use. and profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
The crew saves Essina from the dastardly plans of Greyfax, only to learn their coven is in even greater danger than they realized. Having to save both the Glamour Gang's leader and prepare for the coming assault, they make a dangerous deal with an individual they never thought would be able to help.This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
The infamous Slugsnort Study Group meets for a new semester at Slugsnort Community College. Trouble is already afoot as the Slugsnort mascot Snort the Slug goes missing! Can the study group and the prospective new member Tiffany get to the bottom of this prank and fine Snort before its too late?
The crew has acquired one of the keys they need to get into Titania's atelier, but run into a snag when Luna realizes they may have a history with one of the security guards. Even worse the last two keys are much more difficult to steal. Can they find a way to overcome these challenges so they can continue the heist?
Join us for a heist of fantastical fey proportions as Only Wizards once again plays Kids on Bikes. In a feywild dominated by powerful fashion brands, an unlikely crew comes together to try and steal the Starlight Slipper from one of the most powerful fairies in fashion, Titania. Will they succeed at getting past the security at the Four Seasons Galla hosted by Titania and her fashion brand Enchanteres, or are these three fey-folk out of their depth?
The crew interrogates the captured war priest and changeling while getting to know some of their new fey-touched friend's peculiar abilities. Holding back Jack as a last resort, they get some information about a group called The Mission, and about Changelings working for a mysterious figure called The Duchess. This episode includes profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
A group of retired magical girls are living comfortable lives in a retirement home when disaster strikes! It appears that their magic has returned, but so has their oldest and greatest nemesis, the Evil Queen Hortencia! To make matters worse their magical animal companions have been kidnapped, forcing the girls out of retirement and on a quest to track them down.
The crew arrives in the picturesque city of Atensa and is quickly caught up in a fight between an odd cast of fey characters and a disparate group aligned with what seems to be called The Neighbourhood Watch. Will they be able to turn the tables in favor of these new seemingly friendly fey fighters or have they just gotten themselves in a slippery situation?This episode includes violence, animal death, and profanity.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
The crew finally gets full membership into the not-so-secret organization of Eureka. Pestering the mysterious individual in Grimsby's brunch place, they get some tantalizing answers to questions about The Records and what is at stake now that two of them have been bound to these mysterious artifacts.This episode includes violence and references to alcoholPatreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
The crew begins their fight against Eunice, throwing everything they have at him in an attempt to end the threat the Witchhunter army poses to Forefront and the monster town of Crawlspace. But after Gibbles makes a rash decision, can they succeed in their mission, or have they bit off more than they can chew?This episode includes violence and the death of a minor.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
The crew plans their attack on the Witchhunter's leader Eunice Priory Jameson after arriving in Forefront. They call upon Albertini's necromantic magic and exquisite tailoring skill to create disguises. But the question looms: What choice of disguise will successfully navigate them past the Witchhunters Army's guards, and in this high-stakes gamble, what sacrifices are they willing to make to ensure success?This episode includes profanity, animal death, and references to alcohol.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
In this bonus episode, we meet four woeful employees toiling away at S&K Department Store in Mississauga, Ontario. Despite their dismal performance, fate has a twisted surprise in store for them - a promotion that requires them to stay behind after closing hours. Little do they know that the night will reveal who can survive the horrors of working retail!This episode includes profanity and violence.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@OWDcast
The players do their best to help Fuzzly Muffins deal with the loss of Grusky, with mixed results. While consoling him Granny Goodtimes tells them of two additional rooms in the traveling saloon, which upon further inspection appear to be rooms created for The Records of The Starlight and The Hollow. They decide to enter, but what secrets are hidden behind the doors, and will it provide answers or just more questions?This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@OWDcast
In this continuation of our bonus content episode, we continue the story of Laura Green (Grayson), Molly McIntyre (Salinas), and Sharon Levanto (Andy) having just saved their children from television. On a quest to find answers they speed off to the workplace of Laura Green's husband: the local airbase.This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol/drug use.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@OWDcast
The players and their allies make a mad dash to escape the Astral Empire via the canals and streets of Starfall, while the city erupts in magical artillery fire. Can they dodge and weave past the obstacles in their way or will they be unable to escape unscathed with the Record and Compass they have stolen?This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
Nix and Lynafel infiltrate the political party as Mr. Tight and Cousin Greg to find the envoy. Meanwhile, Gibbles, Nevermore, and Doctor Al attempt to get the crew party going and assuage a broken heart via the power of necromancy and a fashionable professor.This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
One-half of the party investigates a murder scene and overhears a conversation between Mariposa and Verryx Quin suggesting dastardly plans are afoot. After discovering a cache of hidden letters and a book they retreat, with even more questions than answers. Following their harrowing encounter and in need of rest the party reconvenes at a tavern for the night before making final preparations for the heist the next day.This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol.Patreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @owdcast
Doctor Al and Lynafel take a much-needed break at the bar to rest and get information about the first steps of the heist, while Nix and Gibles use the Daphne outfit to seduce the owner of the bar to steel fluffy balls. After their exploits force them to stay at a different tavern for the night, they investigate an incident in Starfall at a rare scroll and bookshop that suggests Starfall may not be as much of a safe haven as it seems.This episode includes profanity and references to alcohol.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastTwitter & Instagram:@owdcast
In a federation paralyzed by a politically charged debate over the future of energy, three teenagers are left to fend for themselves at an underfunded daycare in a federation station. After a disaster at the station, they must escape the damaged vessel. Will they survive? Are they all that concerned about hurtling through space? Most importantly can one of them reach deep inside themselves to find what they have never reached before?This episode includes profanity, and references to drugs and alcoholPatreon: patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram: @OWDcast
Nix, Doctor Al, Lynafel, and Gibbles help Fuzzly Muffins at the Starsea Brewhall against Captain Crabs of the Shivering Timbers when they attempt to kidnap him. A deadly bar fight ensues, where Gibbles only almost dies once, and our monsters do their best to protect their abrasive high-pitched fox as best they can!This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to drugs and alcohol.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
While Nevermore returns to her senses and has some one-on-one time with Nix, the crew speaks to Albertini one last time before heading to Starfall. Once they arrive they discover old enemies and allies from Doctor Al's past while trying to meet Father Grimsby's contact in the city: the famous war hero Fuzzly Muffins. Can they convince Fuzzly Muffins and his crew to help them with the Witch Hunters, or has their quest just led them to an even more dangerous foe?This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
The crew helps La Blue Belle calm themselves. After returning to the carnival Nix gets disturbing information about their family, while Linefel discovers that another coven has been destroyed by sinister forces, and they decide to rest and recuperate with a well-deserved shopping spree! After agreeing to take a very special stick off the skeleton shopkeeper's hands, they prepare for their trip to Starfall with their new bling, but not before a disturbing interaction with Nevermore's book.This episode includes profanity and violence.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
In this bonus content episode, we attempt to play the TTRPG Kids on Bikes. Grayson, Salinas, and Andy play three mothers meeting for brunch and gossip in the sleepy town of Eureka Falls, Michigan. However, a threat like no other looms in the dawn of the 1980's... cable.This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol/drug use.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastTwitter & Instagram:@OWDcast
Our crew fights a construct of vines and fungi in the long-forgotten tunnels under Forefront with the help of Abstinence and Nevermore. Will they defeat the creature to secure an escape route for the monsters? Will Abstinence gain more confidence with his thicc shroomy thighs? Listen and find out as they try to make their way to the Creaking Carnival and meet Nevermore's protective adoptive father Albertini Scopa!This episode includes profanity and violence.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
The players have a tense encounter with a powerful bard, and return to Granny Good Times Saloon to rest before speaking to Forefather Grimsby. While doing so they learn about a mysterious society called Eureka that could help them in their personal quests, and discover that Nix's family are in very grave danger. They agree to help find a path for the monsters to escape deep in the unmapped underground sections below Forefront, but what dangers lurk in the dark?This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
The players have saved Father Grimsby, but a more sinister plot than they had initially thought is brewing, and it surprisingly doesn't involve the bathroom! In a town under threat from the Witch Hunter's army, they must find a way to help the town before the rest of the army arrives!This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol/drug use.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
Discovering an ex-Witchhunter in Granny Goodtimes Travelling Saloon, the players learn from an infamous gnoll from of a dastardly plot by the Witchhunters. They travel through the sewers to reach Forefront's council chambers to speak to Forefather Grimsby, but what creatures await in the city's underground?This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol/drug use.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast
Our "monsters" Gibles the goblin, Nix the Doppelganger, Lynafel the Coven Member, and Doctor Elain the Mindflayer run into each other by chance at the underground monster settlement of Crawlspace. After squabbling over a rare scroll and activating its mysterious magic in an alley our "monsters" are thrust into a conflict against a band of Witchhunters raiding Crawlspace by surprise for unknown reasons.This episode includes profanity, violence, and references to alcohol use.Patreon:patreon.com/OWDcastInstagram:@owdcast